http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>MI5 probes bomber 'warnings' to see if they messed it up
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40080646
https://archive.fo/DCMbu
>Man shot dead in NI supermarket car park
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/man-dies-shot-bangor-supermarket-car-park/
https://archive.fo/9EysD
>Sturgeon would seek "progressive alliance"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/28/warning-coalition-chaos-nicola-sturgeon-says-would-seek-progressive/
https://archive.fo/YCucZ
>16th Manchester suspect arrested in Shoreham
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4551346/Man-23-16th-suspect-arrested-terror-attack.html
https://archive.fo/qMlvI
>Lib dems still moaning about the EU despite their abysmal campaign so far
http://www.itv.com/news/2017-05-29/nick-clegg-uk-could-lose-access-to-terror-database-under-theresa-mays-brexit-terms/
https://archive.fo/AUeyi
>Fatboy Watson angry over tory attacks on Corbyn
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/28/tom-watson-hits-out-at-conservatives-over-attacks-on-corbyn
https://archive.fo/gvYFv
>Powers for banning jihadis from the country finally used
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4550994/Major-powers-ban-jihadis-returning-UK-used-once.html
https://archive.fo/FY3N8
>BA computer mess enters third day
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40081112
https://archive.fo/psITL
Neil is tearing apart Nuttall's shoddy manifesto. It sounds very good, but is unrealistic. IMO the Tory manifesto is far from perfect, but at least it's a pragmatic step somewhat in the right direction
>Thu 18 May: Seven-way ITV leaders' debate in Salford without Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEgi50lP8co
>Sun 21 May: Scottish leaders debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFJh-jTVbk
>Mon 22 May: Theresa May interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPzlFxYhR28
>Fri 26 May: Jeremy Corbyn interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k
>Fri 26 May: Nicola Sturgeon interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scstc4QmJTg
>Mon 29 May: Victria Derbyshire - The Big Debate
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08s72py/victoria-derbyshire-the-big-debate
>Mon 29 May: Paul Nuttall interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
>Mon 29 May: Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May interviewed by Channel 4's Jeremy Paxman in front of live studio audience
>Wed 31 May: Seven-way BBC debate between key figures from each party, without May or Corbyn
>Thu 1 June: Tim Farron interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
>Fri 2 June: Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn BBC Question Time special
>Sun 4 June: Question Time with Nicola Sturgeon and Tim Farron
>Sun 4 June: Election Questions to Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood and UKIP leader Paul Nuttall on BBC
>Tue 6 June: BBC Newsbeat youth debate
>Fri 9 June: Additional Question Time
REMINDER
Anti-immigration BTFOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KVO378tjsw
How can you even respond?
>Nice body girlie
KARENPOSTING IS BACK
Theres literally nothing wrong with being a muslim
>Without debating the usefulness or morality of planned parenthood, it may be verified by observation that any breed which stops its own increase gets crowded out by breeds which expand.
Am I drunk or is arr nutt faring better than May and Corbyn?
>(((civics))) in brit/pol/ defending muslims
This place has gone to the dogs
Feels like Neil is going easier on him than Jezza.
And I say that as a UKIP supporter.
>>127605579
>UK loses access to terror database
>Terrorist comes to UK, hangs about, moves to Europe
>Bombs Europe
>BUT WHY DIDN'T UK STOP THEM?????
Top lel.
>>127605752
This. UKIP has to be more extreme because being smart would just be a different brand of Tories.
>>127605809
Hi Abdul, feeling a bit peckish?
>>127605767
>tfw spergo Mosleyboo
Phew
nth for kayleigh
IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/13068259
http://www.strawpoll.me/13068259
http://www.strawpoll.me/13068259
http://www.strawpoll.me/13068259
>even with UKIPs EXTREME policy we would still be taking in 300k people per year
we're surely buggered
>>127605871
Yeah, he is going easier on him. Neil is /ourguy/.
'blood-curdling screams'!!!!
>>127605752
Yeah we do need open door migration and internet censorship desu
>>127605940
Nothing wrong with Mosley my friend.
Paul FUCKALL
>>127605866
explain this meme
>>127605871
It would be rape if he subjected him to proper questions
>>127605871
He called him an executioner and is telling him he's extreme because he's talking about public opinion as policy
>>127605990
net migration you autistic cuck
>Voting for any of these anti-privacy parties
Good Goy
>>127605800
NICE BODY, GIRLIE
>>127606012
might be able to wank to this in 480p
C O L I N
>>127606000
Zoo's are depressing, fucking based tiger
WHAT
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PAY THE 20GORILLION?
Neil just shot himself in the foot there, fuckin idiot.
>>127605990
300k out, 300k in. What's the problem?
I've just switched back over to Nige tbph lads.
>>127605971
>all these shills
>>127606069
>300k Brits leave
>300k shitskins arrive
Haha n-net migration is zero g-guys it's all good in the hood haha
>>127606029
What needs to be explained?
(((civics))) trying to prevent muslims being kicked out or locked up?
>>127606000
Based Tiger Woods
>>127606000
>killed by a predator
>freak accident
It's not like she fell in
>>127605767
Love how the only image of me is so easily disproved in the archive.
Why the fuck is neil shilling so hard for the divorce fee?
>>127606067
Maybe Jezza interviews worse I'd guess so. Can't wait to see him get Paxo'd.
>>127606069
Yes. And that's still fucking appalling considering half of them will be third worlders. It's better than nothing but it's still replacement.
>this twelve year old
>>127606000
>Female
>In a position where there are consequences for failure
Well there's your problem
>removing VAT from fish & chips
Did he get that from Viz? My fucking sides.
>OMG SO STUPID IT STOPS THEM GETTING VITAMIN D
>in a country without much sun
>where rickets is now rising against cause Paki's don't get enough sun
Neil is a retard.
Can't explain that.
>>127606185
How can you switch back over to Nige when he isn't running for anything?
>>127606235
300k unskilled mudslims leave you cretin
>>127606259
The wind caught the door and shut her in the pen, I was there.
>>127606235
Exactly, a shame that this impossible target would still result in the death of this country.
>>127606185
what channel, im watching SKy
>>127606160
literally replacing our population
>>127606235
more like
>incentives for 300,000 pakis to leave
>300 000 Australians leave
>>127606279
Corbyn is a terrible interviewee. He gets angry and then falls apart.
some questions
>>127606274
Because most of the public think it's ridiculous and it gives NUT a chance to thoroughly shit on it
Neil is /ourguy/
>>127606235
You'd rather have 300k Brits out and 800k shitskins in instead?
>>127606215
>Being in a room full of exclusively tripfags
http://www.strawpoll.me/13068092
http://www.strawpoll.me/13068092
>>127605767
Is there anyone who isn't on there?
>>127606414
meant
>300 000 Australians enter
Over half of pakis in this country are married to cousins
>>127606369
Yeah of course they do.
Do you button up the back faggot?
>>127606426
why did you just describe why he's a cuck like the rest of them then use /ourguy/ like i'm going to follow your shit herd?
>>127606369
Nah. About 1/3 to 1/2 of the people who leave each year are Brits, about a quarter are Europeans.
>>127606359
On LBC lad.
>>127606500
Labour shills getting nervous are we? Disgusting virgin
>>127606479
You.
>>127606356
You can buy Vitamin D pills from the supermarket lmao
This policy is retarded and will serve to remove YOUR liberty in the future, just let them vote it in, good goy
>>127605785
Boringggg
>>127606605
oh just shut up dont bring that shill schizo shit here, go back to the_donald
>>127606524
Are you retarded
Who are you trying to call a cuck in this situation
>>127606479
Finns.
I went to Rovaniemi during Christmas 2009, lovely place.
>>127606524
Neil always attacks the person he's interviewing as if he's politically opposite to them, just because the person you like is being given a hard time doesn't mean the interviewer is a cuck.
>>127606440
Obviously not. Net migration at zero is a start but it won't fix things. We have an ageing population, a declining white population and an increasing coloured population.
Tories stealing clothes
>>127606634
Liberty to wear a full faced Islamic garb?
Oh well
>>127606669
ahahahah lefty identified you fucking crying little boy
>>127606369
Nah, skilled Britons are leaving in higher numbers than the other groups.
>>127606424
The questions Labour sent are shit lmao. In contrast, the Tory ones are worded as if to put Corbyn in a corner.
Nutts accent is sexy
>you are no nigel farage
Can't explain that
>You're no Nigel Farage
Stuck the knife in there, Neil.
>>127606279
>>127606415
We'll see
Personally I find May to be even worse
>>127606634
I'm a medfag and the amount of a vitamin D you get from supermarkets is not enough, you need injections.... And guess when this is said to Paki's with rickets?
>YOU SHOULD PAY FOR IT??? I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE NHS????
>>127606577
oh sorry mate. enjoy nige, he is more interesting than nuttall
>>127606605
What are you talking about you mong? Labour shill?
I'm advocating for a TOTAL AND COMPLETE shutdown of non-white migration to Britain.
>>127606356
>>127606634
Remember is vitamin D3 if you want to top up.
Don't fall for the cheaper Jewish vitamin D pills.
>>127605767
KAREN CONFIRMED TRUE BRIT/POL/
Didn't do too badly, could have been worse.
>>127606669
Don't feed them, eh?
"You're no X" doesn't work unless the person you're saying it to makes the comparison
I kind of feel sorry for Nutall for having to fill Farage's boots but he is a shit leader.
>>127606789
It must keep Paul awake at night. Also having no kids.
>>127605767
>Not allowing based morality man posting
>>127606646
no, my point is zero net migration is still not low enough and that's never going to happen
>>127606069
You know emigration is entirely made up of white brits?
250k white Brits leave every year.
300k non-brits coming in.
Think about what does that means after a few years.
I'm not voting so if Corbachev wins by 1 vote remember me for dooming our lands to the red menace lads
Well, Nuttall unironically did the best out of all the other leaders so far. Wasn't expecting that.
>>127606728
>somebody thinks I'm a faggot
>leftie confirmed!
hahahaha
>>127606740
how many brit citzens are 3rd generation pakis leaving
>>127606831
>I'm advocating for a TOTAL AND COMPLETE shutdown of non-white migration to Britain.
so why are you replying to me you fucking inbred, no other party is offering the same immigration policies as ukip are
>>127606651
Nah, Stewart Lee is a master comedian, but it's just on a topic you disagree with.
I hate the fact he's a lefty, but he's a great comedian.
>>127606945
He did well but he looks the worst.
>>127606933
where they all going?
What are you all watching?
>>127606964
Not enough
>>127606945
CAN'T SCUTTLE THE NUTTALL
>>127607053
Star Trek TNG lad
>>127605583
G-good Evening Anglo-senpais. . .
Are you looking forward to the upcoming debate desu? I hope Corybn's plans to shit the bed are foiled.
>>127606740
A significant number of Brits emigrating are pensioners fucking off to Spain.
It's not something to worry about because they're not working or reproducing anyway, and if you were concerned about it for whatever reason you could nip it in the bud by limiting state pension payments to people who reside in the UK.
>>127606797
>I'm a medfag and the amount of a vitamin D you get from supermarkets is not enough, you need injections.... And guess when this is said to Paki's with rickets?
Fucking retard.
The daily lower limit for Vitamin D is something like 15mcg which can be bought for literally £1. Stop lying about being in medicine.
>>127607053
Nuttall interview with Neil, it just ended
>>127606956
and an anime trip cuck, disgusting vermin
>>127606945
I agree with this but he still didn't do especially well. I think they've all been pretty bad.
"While British Pakistanis were responsible for 3 per cent of all births, they accounted for 30 per cent of British children born with a genetic illness."
Nutted everywhere
>>127606724
>Liberty to wear a full faced Islamic garb?
Good goy, vote it in!
>>127604686
I agree with all that is said here and I've already decided not to vote.
This country needs to be dragged through the mud before it will come to its senses.
>>127606933
Ask Peter Hitchens
>>127607038
I don't disagree at all as he doesn't get round to making an actual point
>>127607063
none of you actually have any real stats so why don't you fuck off and find some or accept you know nothing
>>127607148
Clean it up you filthy bugger.
>>127606945
It's difficult to be totally shit when your policies are good and actually make sense. Especially when your policies are directly linked to public opinion.
Nuttall is decent, I've been annoyed by the shilling against him on here, he's a reasonable speaker and knows his stuff even if he does sometimes make small mistakes.
>>127607052
America, the rest of Europe & Australia.
>>127607153
Yawn, provide an argument anytime.
>>127606933
>You know emigration is entirely made up of white brits?
No, it isn't. Most emigration is immigrants returning home.
>>127607052
Spain, Oz, NZ, USA mainly.
>>127607093
V-very much so senpai
SWITCH OVER TO BBC2 FOR MAGICALLY COMFY LIVE SPRINGWATCH IN THE PEAK DISTRICT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbctwo
>>127607126
i fucking hate you new cunts
Have you noticed in the last year or so white males, specifically young ones, are majorly underepresented in adverts. It's all black or mixed.
>>127606991
My point is it's not enough. The vast majority of people who leave Britain each year are either pensioners going out to die in the sun or skilled workers, not pakis. Even if net migration was zero it'd still mean the replacement of the native British population, just at a slower rate than is currently happening.
Got it?
>>127607163
He certainly did make a point, it was just out of your reach.
>>127607214
man wish i could move to 'murica
>you're no Nigel Farage
And no-one ever will be
Paul did infinitely better than the rest of them to be fair. Especially considering a lot of what Andrew Neil was asking were mainly thinly veiled insults rather than actual sincere questions.
>>127607098
>Pensioners who vote right wing leaving in droves and being replaced by third worlders is nothing to worry about
Unironically hang yourself.
>>127607214
>muh white flight
>going to 60% from 90%
>>127606945
He was allowed to actually answer questions honestly. The other two were trying to cover up their true feelings.
>Channel 5 showing uncensored footage of Kennedy's assassination
Is that...okay?
Reminder, especially in light of tonight
>>127607276
No! He's the kohai!
You can't have a senpai-senpai relationship ffs
>>127607278
OH WAIT IT'S IN FUCKING GLOUCESTERSHIRE
>>127607285
I've been on 4chan since 2008 or so and I always hated anigay
Stop talking shit
>>127607338
>implying they don't vote by post
Are you fucking dense lad
>>127607293
yes and the white ones are depicted as cucks doing gay shit like knitting and getting trampled on by feminazis
>>127607314
His point almost ended up agreeing with Nutall.
Im the son of a migrant btw, so fuck off with ur Garb
Yes. Eastenders!
Remember, half past we all watch Sky News (it's on Channel 4 as well but will have infuriatingly 'diverse' ads).
>>127607285
>i fucking hate you new cunts
shut the fuck up and stop watching anime you autistic garbage
>>127607338
you can still vote as an expat through postal cant you?
Why do we keep getting little waves of generic
>f-fuck you!
>no f-fuck YOU!
posting the last couple of days? Where are all these banterless newshits crawling in from?
>>127607348
They're going for work; not because of whatever it is /pol/ is sperging about this week that the middle class couldn't give a single fuck about.
I now understand UKIP's role in Brexit and British politics in general.
Thank you to everyone who took the time to answer my question.
>>127607410
oh yeah, is that why you just called me a tripfag?
if you hate anime you wouldn't have been on 4chan then and you don't belong here now
kill yourself newfag
>>127607038
>Nah, Stewart Lee is a master comedian, but it's just on a topic you disagree with.
Dude several layers of irony plus drawing out a joke ad absurdum then maybe explaining the joke like a pseud but maintaining le self-hating man schtick is the pinnacle of comedy xddd lmao
>>127607227
Kike
Reminder to vote Tory to stop the socialist menace.
>>127607201
He's bald though.
>>127607298
had a mate crunch the numbers, with the current amount of pakis even if they have 8 kiids a ta time wont be enough to replace us. Plus a lot of their kids probably wont have that many kids.
Would be a good idea to restrict shia courts, many pakis have 3 wives under islam and one under UK law. They 2 non legal wives get benefits for them and their kids.
Also limiting benefit payments to 2 kids.
BREAKING
Manchester Police name bomber as 35 year old
Soloman BEADY
Who's gonna survive the Paxman Grilling?
>>127607484
holy shit you're so mad hahahahahaha
dumb faggot, contain your breakdown
>>127607523
>>127607489
the_donald
>>127607372
I dunno. I've always thought Paxo was a good interviewer.
>>127607567
>>127606740
How many are british citizens retiring to the land they where born.
>>127607276
Same Time tomorrow morning, Crumpet. Project Avatar.
>>127607555
yes project more you tripfag, keep it going
>>127607499
I hate anime too and I've also been here since around 07/08, you gay cunt.
>>127607489
>Where are all these banterless newshits crawling in from?
There is a coordinated shilling effort from a Momentum subreddit. Expect it to keep up until polling day. They'll all fuck off with their tails between their legs as soon as Corbychev loses literally half of Labour's seats.
>>127607238
Yeah I got my numbers off. Out of 400k emigrating a year, its been about 200k Brits a year since '09
>>127607052
>>127607540
((((Soloman)))))
>>127607411
>Implying their turnout is as high as it would be if they lived here
Are you fucking dense lad?
>>127607486
You can but the turnout is quite a lot lower. And the fact they're being replaced by third worlders makes the situation worse.
1 in 1 out is clearly far better than what we have now though and does allow us to go further in the future.
>>127607477
You got a Sky News stream?
>>127607649
>tripfag
oh sweetie
>being this new
>>127607098
Keep telling yourself that kiddo
>>127607361
>tfw you first watched the film JFK and didn't know actual footage of it existed
That part came as quite a surprise.
>>127607489
schools are off this week
well in my area in any case
>>127605583
trips decides which party I vote for.
>>127607510
He makes me laugh hard when very few comedians do
That's what it boils down to
>>127607699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>127607553
neither, but i have a feeling it's going to be worse for May
>>127607655
>calls you a tripfag
>must mean they support labour
you have shit for brains kid
this thread is a shithole now every day since the_jew invasion
fucking generic shit
>>127607699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg
>>127607676
>China
Which madcunts are going there
>>127607533
Still looks far more presentable than Corbyn, Sturgeon or May desu
>>127607746
He makes me laugh too but he's not insightful, no comedians are
>>127607741
Mummy May get
I think i'm developing curry-fever lads, I think I want to settle down with Mrs Patel
>>127607700
does that make your trip cock hard calling others new
>>127607676
>india
>uae
>china
>malaysia
Why?
>>127607750
>>127607781
Cheers lads, thought it'd have to be a dodgy site.
>>127607276
G-great, I'm going to have a fish supper watching the debate desu.
British politics makes me forget about politics at home.
>>127607791
Reminder that Gemma was born with six fingers
Shit genetics tbqhfamalam
>call it the spin room
>the room is actually stationary
D R O P P E D
>>127607826
>he unironically keeps calling me a tripfag
>>127607790
they say NO to islam. Execute jihadis.
>>127607157
>>127607533
So is Theresa May. That bob she sports is probably made from real Indian hair.
>>127607741
The Labour Party
>>127607815
>tfw white national socialist but more attracted to brown girls
>>127607832
the money in UAE is insanely good apparently
is this guy gay
Is he /ourguy/?
Neil is such an Ameriboo it's not even funny, the allusion didn't even make sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRCWbFFRpnY
>>127607790
Teachers, my brother in law is moving there in a few months.
£100k PA
>>127607832
India is probably British born Pajeets going home
>>127607790
Rich blokes who can't get a woman here. And people who have fallen for the unlimited growth, Mandarin meme.
India is largely Indians who are classes as British. I know an old Indian (Hindu) bloke who sold his business and took his family to live in India because he couldn't stand living around Muslims here.
>>127607132
Agree with this.
May - 2.5/10
Corbyn - 1/10
Sturgeon - 1.5/10
Nuttall - 5/10 (I think I'm being too generous because of the dire performance of the others he looks good by comparison)
Farron - 2/10 (prediction)
>>127607201
I think his opinion on here was formed during the by-election where he was fucking dismal and I wrote him off around then aswell desu.
>>127607539
From 2001 to 2011 the white population of Britain declined by 6%. 2011 was 6 years ago, imagine how many old Brits have died since then and think of how many coloureds have come in to take their place.
Not to mention the Slavs and other 'whites' who've arrived on our shores...
>>127607093
I honestly wouldn't mind if you got run over by a Jeep.
>turn over to sky news
>barry fucking gardiner
>>127607892
keep wasting time posting memes to shelter your trip ego
>>127607201
well put anon
>>127607880
Didn't know that.
>>127607466
>Im the son of a migrant btw, so fuck off with ur Garb
And? Does that give you some special authority, you cunt?
I disagree with Stewart Lee, but he's not stupid. He's a great comedian by any metric.
Fuck off drongo
>>127607938
Zero tax.
You can earn forty or fifty grand there being a fucking teacher and pocket the lot.
>>127608010
Rudd looks like she's about to headbutt him.
>>127608024
>being as bored and autistic as this guy
LOL stop replying to me you dumb vegetable
>>127608024
Literally go back right now
>>127607765
What the flying fuck are you talking about you complete mongoloid
I'm not using a tripcode, the anon you were replying to is not using a tripcode and I haven't interacted with you before in this thread
Are you unironically a reddit tourist or something
>>127607790
Teachers, chineese love when there is a foreign teacher in school.
>>127607038
>Nah, Stewart Lee is a master comedian
Not even close
You might like him, but he's not a 'master comedian'
There is not a single master comedian in this country. US has all the best comics.
>>127608024
Why do tripfags annoy you so much?
Seriously, we are here to debate far more reaching topics that forum code
Shit lads I forgot this was on! Do I have time to make a cuppa chaps?
>>127608081
Hello Stewart, nice of you to join us.
>>127607499
i wasn't even the guy you were responding to, you fucking autist
>calling others newfags
>doesn't know what ID's are
>>127608006
Assuming current birth rates stay the same. inb4 the won't, I know.
>>127607631
Course.
>>127608039
I saw an interview where she talked about it. It's a genetic thing; her dad had it, her granddad etc. all the way back. Think her kid had it too.
This is my prediction
>>127608186
Chris Morris is a comedy genius
>ITV2 showing Fellowship of the Ring
>again
They never fucking show the other two.
>>127605767
Don't mind a bit of Elsa but not the blacked one, cute cunt
Let's get a list going of who this country would need to remove to become great again
>>127608186
Recently discovered Jim Norton, been quite enjoying his stand up.
>>127607510
Nah he is one of the best comedians about, and probably ever.
Watch the first and second season of Comedy Vehicle and you tell me if he's not extremely original and funny.
Anyone watching Amber Rudd on Sky News right now? She's good. She's going to be good in the debate on Wednesday.
>>127608267
It is the best one tbf. Not the best book, but the best film for sure
>>127608209
>>127608148
>>127608144
>>127608130
thanks for biting
>>127608227
fuck off cunt you speak just as stupid as that guy did, it was hard to notice the difference. nobody gives a fuck about what you have to say.
>>127608231
>>127608006
I meant to add that I'm currently making one that includes migration figures, showing the real issue we have at hand.
>>127607293
It started in the US last year. Spread awareness. Make memes about it to redpilled normies.
>>127608261
Why won't he come back ;_;
>>127608320
He likes to fuck trannies
Anybody else with a smelly gooch today?
>>127608329
Back to plebbit retard
>>127608231
It's already too late. 15m of them in 2021 fucksake.
The birthrates won't stay the same but they'll probably still be higher than the native birthrate then you need to take into account race traitors.
>>127608186
Nah, he is... you're just the type of cunt who thinks Peter Kay is funny.
Stewart Lee is one of the best comedians alive right now.
Go back to watching Jimmy Carr you bellend
>>127608320
>Jim Norton
>Comedy
He's a fucking shock jock radio presenter who says "edgy" sexual stuff. Fucking yawn.
>>127608405
Prefer Two Towers tbqhwy phamalam.
>>127608186
Paul Whitehouse.
>>127608452
The current events are more bizzare than anything he could have ever written. Parody is now reality.
>>127607930
Never been attracted to African brown women, but Indian/hindu brown girls I kinda like 2bh
I just want to settle down with a Pritti Patel
>>127608429
>he realised he said something retarded and so claimed he was just joking
>google barry gardiner
>he's married with kids
I thought he was gay 2bh
>>127608261
Agreed.
So who has the bingo chart?
First for
>Strong and Stable
>Many not the few
>Islamisareligionofpeace
>Hard Tory Brexit
>>127608429
>LOL, I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A RETARD
>LOL I TROL U
We knew you were a stupid new cunt before you revealed yourself lol.
What should I get from Taco Bell when it opens?
>>127608039
FREAK
>>127608452
He pissed off too many people at all the major TV studios. Surprised Netflix haven't tried to grab him for a new The Day Today
>>127608497
Nice argument moron.
>Leee frankie boyle hehehe so funneh XD
t. you
Kill yourself pleb cunt
>>127608429
>haha i was only pretending to be retarded
>g-got you!
>>127608536
Been saying this for two years, feels like reality is now directed by morris
Amanda Walker or Sophy Ridge?
Owen Jones has gone full shill in the last few weeks
https://twitter.com/OwenJones84
Gunning so fucking hard to be an MP when and if Clive Lewis becomes leader
>>127608261
>Chris Morris is a comedy genius
Morris's Sex for Houses was pretty dark
>>127608186
>There is not a single master comedian in this country. US has all the best comics.
Name me ones that are better than Lee
>>127608564
you forgot "well as you know, the only poll that matters is the one on June 8th" and "the Brexit negotiations start only 11 days after the election"
>>127608431
ANIME IS GAY AS FUCK.
ONLY VIRGINS AND AUTISTS LIKE IT
FUCK OFF CUNT
>>127607832
Its British born foreigners going home
>women unironically think they can balance raising the next generation and having a 60 hour work week
>and that doing so will make them happy
>>127608630
>thinks anyone here likes Frankie Boyle
Fresh of the boat from reddit, eh kid?
>>127608278
>Let's get a list going of who this country would need to remove to become great again
Anyone who doesn't have purely British heritage back as far as 1900
Muslims
Liberal Democrat voters
Plaid Cymru voters
SNP voters
Green voters
That'd probably drop the population by about 25 million. Chuck a zero net migration policy and a points based visa system on top and we'd be sorted
>>127608511
stop being 16, peter kay, jimmy carr and stewart lee are all shit
>>127608010
He's going to be on TV all election night, isn't he. Fuck
Voting UKIP lads.
Former 2x Lib Dem GE and Leave voter. Was going to go for Tories but UKIP deserve my vote based on theit manifesto alone.
I live in a safe labour/25% UKIP constituency in the north-east. Going to be a lot of first time Labour>Tory voters this election though.
>>127608493
me lad, d'ya wanna sniff
THERESA MAY JUST ARRIVED
LMAO
SHE'S WEARING FULL RED
CHRIST
LITERALLY A PROMOTION FOR LABOUR
>>127608539
>>127608690
fuck off my quarrel is not with you sir
>>127608681
REKT GG
what an oozy voice
>>127608564
Centre square should be "completely ignoring a question to give a scripted answer about something completely different, coming across like a massive fucking autist".
>>127608257
Kind of cute desu.
>>127608259
I think you're probably not far off desu though I think the SNP will lose a few
>>127605951
good post lad
>>127608571
new cunt when you got id's mixed up and responded to some other guy raging at him, stupid pleb twat
>>127608634
I think iannucci said there was no point writing any more thick of it, because it's too absurd at this point. It's a fucking circus.
>>127608429
>I-I WAS MERELY PRETENDING
Don't come back
>>127608714
Yeah, people do though... they just don't like his politics and like fucking immature morons they then claim to dislike everything he does.
I can like Stewart Lee's comedy and disagree with him politically. You do know that, yeah?
Fucking idiot
does the thing start at 8.30 or is there some bullshit preamble first?
>>127608653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn9u-q5uDCw
Watching Campbell call Jones on his bullshit was great desu senpai
>>127608837
easy bite autist
>>127608634
I live by Dalston, it's basically Nathan Barley world.
>>127607038
He's fucking appalling. I genuinely feel like the people who talk highly about him on here are all in on some massive master meme that I'm not privy to.
>>127606945
Can't bust the Nut
fucking CHRIST the absolute state of the rest of /pol/
just endless fucking shitposting, hurr white boi hurr
https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/869270510856798208
>Barry what's his name
>>127608186
>american ''''''''''comedians''''''''''''
AWW DUDE I LOVE OBSERVATIONAL COMEDY
>>127608836
Just wait for the BBC to stick Moffat on it and utterly fucking ruin the memory
>>127607201
>policies are directly linked to public opinion
>zero support
>>127608505
Exactly. After the 'debate' I'll put some actual time into some forecasts with decent calcs. There are some out there, one done by a chap from Oxford, but it's using outdated information and I can't find much that's recent that gives best/worst case and uses sensible forecasts.
>>127608564
>BlueKIP
>Extreme Breggzit
>The vast, vast majority of Muslims live alongside us in peace and put a lot into Britain's economy, culture and lifestyle
>Talking is better than bombing
Whites iqs are the highest on average so most of the immigrants through Nutts skilled immigration policy will be a net gain for the white per cent
Stormfags need to stop bullying ARE NUTT
>>127608869
kek
WEW
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsTonight/status/869258725600632832
>>127608261
You givin' me batty chirps, bro? You callin' me a whammer?
>>127608954
the absolute fucking state of Brit/pol/, too. have you read the rest of this shit?
>>127608897
Stewart Lee is the pic related of comedy
>le approachable no tie shills
Did corbyn just fuck his own campaign?
>Jeremy Corbyn has said he will "open discussions" with the Scottish government over an independence referendum if he wins the election.
>>127608954
This is basically the rest of pol.
Plus threads complaining about women.
>>127609066
>The vast, vast majority of Muslims live alongside us in peace and put a lot into Britain's economy, culture and lifestyle
Yuou don't live near any muslims do ya kiddo?
>>127609121
he's talking about you boy
>>127607201
This desu
>>127608511
Why do Stewart Lee fans do this? It is entirely possible to dislike Lee without liking someone else.
I don't like standup. Stewart Lee is nothing special from an already unremarkable talent pool.
>>127606215
Fuck off GCHQ
>>127608897
You just haven't watched enough comedy to have an understanding, I reckon.
Or maybe not watched his material.
The guy is extremely good at comedy. Whether he's a lefty cunt or not doesn't come into it. He says himself it's what happens when you've been doing comedy every night, 6 days a week for 30+ years.
>>127609136
No because that album is wank whereas Lee is actually great
thoughts on paxman telling the 'media types' to shut the fuck up about trump already?
>>127609090
He basically admits he's worried the rabid left will attack him on Twitter if he says what he really thinks
>>127609057
That's the issue with a 2-party system.
>>127605767
no mention of Aussies
:'(
>>127609037
>Malcolm Tucker closes his eyes
>various expletives appear on the screen floating around his head
>starts switching, pulling, searching through them with a pained expression on his face
>>127609110
Got any triple sod? Yellow Bentines?
>>127608784
who the fuck is that
>>127609151
SERIOUSLY. THIS IS HUGE
>kills scottish labour so more of them go to the tories
>English hate the SNP generally so scares people into voting for the tories too
>>127608848
>anyone who disagrees with me is an idiot
You've got this Stewart Lee fan thing down to a tee lad
>>127609204
who gives a shit what you think though? you're like the retard who hates reading who thinks his opinion on books matters at all.
>>127609204
>I don't like standup. Stewart Lee is nothing special
So you admit you have no fucking clue what you're on about but continue on anyway? Right....
>>127609100
I want to like Boris during times like this but he really is just a performer that believes in nothing.
>>127609181
>Implying I'm not offering suggestions for the Bingo
Unfortunately I do live near Muslims.
>>127609282
a nonce
a bush dodger
a bent ref
a 2-pin DIN plug
>>127609136
I'll annoy both of you by saying that's an amazing album but that Stewart Lee is shite, now don't carry this boring argument into the next thread please.
>>127609100
Fucking Boris bringing the heat.
reminder my poster was better tripcunt
>>127609166
If it couldn't get any more embarrassing, it looks like that reddit OP is a fucking plastic paddy too
It's raining it's pouring the old man is snoring
>>127609257
oh you're there lad
>>127609166
>le maymay msgic
That shit is so annoying
>>127609311
Nah, you can dislike him if it's a valid criticism but I haven't seen any in this thread.
It's all mongs disliking him because he said something they don't like about UKIP.
Plebs
>>127609376
then, you know most of them are cunts.
>>127609136
But that's a good album
>>127607201
>YEAH BUT UKIPS
>>127609277
I doubt Capaldi would come back, and whoever took his shoes would be a shitty replacement. It would last less than one season.
New?
>>127609446
>You just know
>>127609277
why hasn't doctor who been cancelled yet?
>>127609321
Stewart Lee is funnier the fatter he is. When he loses weight his comedy isn't close to his best. So see him live and give him a dripping sandwich.
>>127609587
Because it makes the BBC lots of money
>>127609204
Because Stewart Lee fans are universally pseuds
>>127609663
Danke kamerad.
>>127609587
Because thirty-something year old Labour voters think it's intelligent television. Used to just be a bloke chasing aliens about and yelling a bit, now every episode has some convoluted plot that tries desperately to out-"clever" the previous one. It's just space Sherlock, and for some reason that appeals to a lot of people.
>>127609676
>dripping sandwich.
This bitch is implying that Islamic state are the ONLY Islamic group wanting to do harm to us.
There are other groups Dumbo