Brit/pol/ - May is a Cunt edition

>its a tripfag thread episode

First for slipping the missus the rodger on a saturday night.

Praise Kek and vote tory

We memed trump

We memed Brexit

We can meme Mummy May too

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Tripfag wanker

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Name a shitter and more pointless gif than this

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>>127588276

>>127588393
rightly so is one the few that actually discusss politics

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mummy is BEAUTIFUL

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Good read guys:

http://www.socialmatter.net/2016/02/23/mannerbund-101/

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Reminder that the BBFC hates anime.

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What's next for his career?

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is this the embargoed survation poll everyone is going mad about on twitter?

>>127588640
What was it again? Something about the cost of the rating review fee?

>>127588640
>physical media
>current year

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WHO

>SHOULD

I

>VOTE

FOR

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>>127588393
this is brit/pol/
tripfags are the majority
and a lot of them post a lot of quality content such as babsposting and the guy that talks about snack cakes often

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>>127588751
>streamfags

Look at all the bonuses you get with physical media.

Amber Rudd once wrote a poem about contraception. It was called "Loving You Is So Exciting".

>Darling, let us spend the night,
>Sashay past St Mary’s Castle,
>Home to bed, dim the light,
>I’ll move your world throughout the night,
>Oh, honeyed words are most enticing,
>Loving you is so exciting.
>But why dear heart, did you not mention,
>What we’ll do for contraception?
>‘Don’t you worry, we’ll be fine,
>‘Take a risk, just this time,
>‘Tonight’s for pleasure, take a chance,
>‘Think of now, and our romance.’
>Oh, darling you are less appealing.
>What you say is so revealing,
>If risk is in your mood and speech,
>How about bingo on the beach?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/01/revealed-amber-rudds-safe-sex-poetry-prize-that-found-a-rhyme-fo/

I confronted a Muslim woman yesterday in Croydon. I asked her to explain Manchester. She said "Nothing to do with me". A mealy mouthed reply.

>Thu 18 May: Seven-way ITV leaders' debate in Salford without Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEgi50lP8co [Embed] [Embed]

>Sun 21 May: Scottish leaders debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFJh-jTVbk [Embed] [Embed]

>Mon 22 May: Theresa May interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPzlFxYhR28 [Embed] [Embed]

>Fri 26 May: Jeremy Corbyn interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k [Embed] [Embed]

>Fri 26 May: Nicola Sturgeon interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scstc4QmJTg [Embed] [Embed]

>Mon 29 May: Victria Derbyshire - The Big Debate
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08s72py/victoria-derbyshire-the-big-debate

>Mon 29 May: Paul Nuttall interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil

>Mon 29 May: Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May interviewed by Channel 4's Jeremy Paxman in front of live studio audience

>Wed 31 May: Seven-way BBC debate between key figures from each party, without May or Corbyn

>Thu 1 June: Tim Farron interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil

>Fri 2 June: Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn BBC Question Time special

>Sun 4 June: Question Time with Nicola Sturgeon and Tim Farron

>Sun 4 June: Election Questions to Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood and UKIP leader Paul Nuttall on BBC

>Tue 6 June: BBC Newsbeat youth debate

>Fri 9 June: Additional Question Time

>>127588697
It was on Britainelects 2 days ago.
It's also an outlier.

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Vote for Corbyn, and every worker will get a cot and bread.

>>127588654
Probably an "adviser" to some economic or social "think tank". Then again he does come from old money so perhaps he might just spend the rest of his days kicking it in his new cuck shed.

>>127588892
New Addo> Rest of croydon

>>127588747
Every time I see the picture of that little girl (the one from the metro cover) I rage.

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KARENPOSTING IS BACK

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>>127588697
>slashed
>to only a meager six whole fucking points
>this far along in what is essentially a two horse race

ok

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>>127588216

That's not what you people think

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U97eCjWdrvo

>>127588697
>>127588909
Oh wait, that was ORB.
This poll is just unsourced and smells like bullshit then.

>>127589049
It's also still really a double digit lead with the reliable pollster

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>>127589073
I didn't vote in that poll, I'm voting UKIP

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>>127589073
>voting

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>>127589073
I'm voting against the local blairite; best option happens to be tory

>denying may a vote as a virtue signalling """""protest"""""

>falling for the voting meme

What are you listening to lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54ktmAgrx8s

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>>127588964
Robin Hood Gardens, remembering delivering there once.

My friend thinks that "a special cross across the ballot is a protest vote". I know that isn't the case, I don't know where he gets that from.

What I want to know is, is there any distinction between spoilt ballots and blank votes?

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>>127588851
Was she trying to have a black baby?

>>127588904
>Mon 29 May: Paul Nuttall interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
oh god it's going to be awful

>>127589386
Sky news.

It's pretty much on in the background for me 24/7 these days.

>>127589073
if people vote tory AGAIN after knowing how shit everything is already under them, then this country deserves everything it fucking gets.

>>127589420
post the big collage please i need it for redpills.

>>127589397
When ballots are rejected they announce for what reason
>voting for more than one candidate
>blank or void for uncertainty
>writing or mark by which voter could be identified
>want of official mark

>>127588964
vote for CORBYN

and every worker well get a Ford Cortina and a can of lager.

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>>127589383
>falling for the not voting meme

>>127589389
Her paws... umph

>>127589237
Yeah that's another point entirely, which should also be taken into account.

Anyone who says we aren't in for a Tory win is a laughable socialist yahoo.

We might be in for a better labour result than we thought 3 or 4 weeks ago, but that's not saying much considering how abysmal it was looking for the reds in the early weeks of this eleciton.

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The shill is strong with this one.

>>127589643
It's a shoop you mong

>>127588497

But we rebuilt the whitehouse and Trump doesn't even use it. Meanwhile your country will never be relevant again.

>>127589643
>TW
The party is still infested with Blairite SJWs I see.

>>127589516
This. Unironically vote Corbyn in order to accelerate this nonsense until we actually fucking have spines again. Tories conserve NOTHING.

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>turn up for a job interview
>these two are sat across the desk from you.
What do?

>>127589740
t. refugee mick

>>127589386

Having a cheeky beer in the garden and listening to a jordan Peterson podcast

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>>127588462
Let the memes begin.

#anyonebutcorbyn

>>127589826
get my knob out.

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>>127589740
America, part time great

Full time going on about it.

Why are all the fucking faggots on 4chan from the U.K.? Sink it into the fucking ocean....

>>127589826
All the bitches in the house say "YOOOO"!

>>127589942
>memegenerator reddit shit
Kill yourself

>>127589826
Let's face it, Amber is proper mummy material.

>>127589992

>YOU'RE DEAD NOW SO SHUT UP

>>127589992
love u too senpai, no go hang yourself.

>>127589988
>let the 4 see the chon

>>127589826
Probably deliver a well rounded and professional interview due to the fact I wouldn't touch either of them for all the shekels in the world.

>>127590050
I find myself oddly attracted to her.

>>127588904
good info

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I feel like this general, and brits in general are losing our sanity slowly but surely

we shitpost almost as effectively as australians now

>>127589073
The thing is, since /pol/ shot up in popularity when the whole Trump thing kicked off, it's not just wider /pol/ that has been infected with reddit migrants, the problem also extends into brit/pol/, because people here view brit/pol/ as a very separate culture to wider /pol/ (it is), they think we are immune to their problems, but we aren't. A large proportion of the people who actually intend to vote for Theresa May probably came here within the past year. These are people who genuinely think that the Conservatives would bring down migration, if only they weren't held back by the EU, but they forget or are unaware of the fact that non-EU migration, which the EU has no control over has remained in the high hundreds of thousands for years, including the 6 that Theresa May was home secretary, and while the Tories said they would bring migration down into the tens of thousands.

They seem to think that the Conservatives are conservatives, but they are not, they are anything but, they are just as much of a problem to this country and it's people as Blair and New Labour ever was, the reason they aren't conservative isn't because something is holding them back, it is because they have no desire to, it is deeply ingrained in most of their psyches that Thatcher was a great leader and someone to be looked up to, second only to Churchill perhaps, but it was she who introduced mass migration as a means to undermine the value of the working class, all so that she could help her (((mates/puppet masters))) in big business.

It's either that, or because they think that it is either them or Labour, and they would be wrong about this also, we do not live in a system where you can only vote for one of two parties, there are many options, and as demonstrated by UKIP, it only takes a few MPs to get elected for things to start to change.

The status quo will not change if you keep voting for them, it's as simple as that.

>>127589811
A Labour victory won't dismantle the Tory party. We need a viable right-wing opposition party to pull them away from the centre.

>>127588462
but trump was not supposed to win

brexit was not supposed to happen.

may is supposed to win.

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>>127588747
>tfw terror attacks are allowed to happen to keep us scared and under control

>>127590300
part and parcel

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Imagine being so great at many things but being incapable of one simple thing, pretty much anyone could do if they bothered, no matter how hard you try.

fucking end it all tbqh

>>127590244
>shill

>>127590388
Excellent work.

>>127590300
this manlet sand fuck. I hate him

>>127590244
So who should I vote for then, o'enlightened one?

>>127590220

>when you willypost so hard it makes you question your own mental health

>>127590178
she's single lad ask her out

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>>127588909
>>127589171

Apparently embargoed until this evening but leaked.

>>127590472
UKIP, or anyone but the main two.

>>127590121
Fags deserve the gas so you'll stop fucking children. You are a cancer on the world

>>127590417
I'm sure you'll find the perfect guy someday.

>>127590491
She's getting railed by Kwasi Kwartenf m8

got no one to vote for lads,

honestly the only thing that tempts me are the anti semitic rumours about the labour party..

>>127590499
It just sounds like bollocks that some polls are that close whilst others have 14 point tory leads.

>>127588462
>t. Tory intern

Reminder that Corbyn's the underdog, May is the blue pill.

>>127590540
A major loss for UKIP this election would force them to rebrand. And they need to before they have any hope of getting double digits of the popular vote.

>>127590615
Just shit in the ballot box

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>>127590586
fuck off

>>127590598
BLACKED

>>127590615
Labour is only anti-semitic because of all the muslims

>>127590491
Nah she's been BLACKED.

>>127588276
fpbp

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>>127590388
>Stephen Fry is a dumb person's idea of a smart person

>>127590682
They were planning to rebrand anyway but pushed it back to Autumn because of the snap election

Guys I was at the Ariana Grande concert and nothing happened. They paid us to run around and keep quiet but I can't stay silent much longer, it's too scary.

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So apparently I'm a stalinist...

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>>127590572
i believe the cancer emanates from the (((United States))), the UK is going through some chemo right now but only time will tell if we can pull through.

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Alright which one of you lads is this?

https://youtu.be/cgLZSZqEZF8?t=4m6s

>>127590804
What's the chart?

>>127590797
>being at an ariana grande concert
>ever coming to 4chan
lol

>>127590774

This is true but it's hilarious that it came from old Petey boy

>>127590417
It's alright hen, as long you continue looking pretty in those lovely dresses you won't need to worry.

>>127590804
Link to whatever quiz you took?

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Is our food as bad as foreigners say or is it just a meme?

>>127590804
>stalin
>right wing

>>127590910
Meme

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>>127590244
>They seem to think
>actually intend to vote for
>These are people who genuinely think
you know an awful lot about what these people think...

>>127590910
They have no idea what they're missing m8.

>>127590927
The quiz takes into account social conservatism and authoritarianism.

I'm left wing economically, but very right wing in my social views, as was Stalin.

It's not purely economic.

>>127590910
Someone needs to add Mcoys to that picture. The ones that make your fingers stink for hours after.

>>127590774
So who is a smart man's intellectual?
He must be alive.

>>127590615
The same here. The only ones running are Labour, Conservatives, Lib dems, Greens and the womens equality party.

Not a single worthwhile option.
>Democracy

>>127590910
Our food is utilitarian, simple, and appeals to all the basic food senses (fried starch, salt, fattiness etc...), they are just upset and jealous that they could think up such refined dishes.

>>127590879
>>127590908
http://politics.beasts.org/scripts/survey

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>>127590910
mate...

>>127591110
God

>>127588892
A memey mouthed reply.

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>>127588462
>Mummy May
I literally just threw up in my mouth slightly. Conservative shills are the definition of cancer.

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>>127590897
fag

>>127590910
Hmmmm, nothing wrong with Yorkshire or Shepherds pie.

>Curry is spicy cos the chicken taste like shit due to the heat in india
>French food, not even gonna comment
>Germans sure love their sausages
>Some chinese is alright.
>Polish is like english food just abit strange
>Spanish/Mexican
>Italian... who doesnt like pizzas.

We fare ok i reckon

>>127590973
Well, they do write it down. >>127576655

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>new tripmongs

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Votes dont matter anymore, fucked either way.
One party wants diet socialism and the other wants a nanny state. The rest are irrelevant.
Both want bigger government. They're not even trying while pretending they give a shit about the average brit anymore.
And actual brits aren't waking up, most still hooked on the "muh racism" tripe.
No end to this shit in sight.

So whats your opinion lads? Just how fucked are we? How long are we going to get (((Enriched))) before anything gets any better?

>>127591129
Bring in a big black marker pen and draw a crude swastika over the ballot sheet.

>>127588981
shutup martin

>>127591129
>Not a single worthwhile option.
>Democracy

Why don't you form your own party?

>>127588791
The babsposter is alright

The rest I don't really have an opinion on. Except YTKD, he can fuck right off. Glad he's gone tbqph.

https://uk.isidewith.com/political-quiz

Anyone done this yet?
Post results.

>>127591215
Italians have the best food by a mile. French is overrated as fuck.

>>127589525
Sorry lad I didn't save it, just have a couple tweets

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>>127591211
>he wouldn't shoot his cummy into mummy

are you gay lad

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>>127591228
>tfw 85% of the 2017 trips only exist because of me

I'm so sorry.

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Are corbyn and may doing a head to head debate both on stage at once? why is it all split up, going to be boring bullshit I bet

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>>127590220
I can feel my mental health deteriorating in real time.

I should really hang myself on a woody mountain somewhere but my parents don't deserve the pain it would cause.

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There's a movement to restrict energy drinks to 16+.

Should we do that?

>>127591340
Chink cuisine best cuisine

>>127591322
That looks long as fuck and i know i'll probably get Labour with a minute chance of Green/Lib Dem.

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Not got much in, what should I make tonight?

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>>127590244

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/may/29/doubt-add-egg-10-cooking-tips-everyone-know

>that last entry
>I DON'T CARE ABOUT RISOTTO OR WHO OVERCOOKED WHAT- I'VE OVERCOME THAT! AND I'M STEPPING OVER IT

>>127591294
Not a bad idea lad.

>>127591390
>you could have prevented this

>>127591469
In the future, please use archive.is on sources with a reputation for shilling and clickbait.

https://archive.is/NDhxE <- theguardian.com article

>>127591414
No. Parents shouldn't be retards.

>>127591211
shes a 10

>>127591409
Nah split up. It'll be a car crash I imagine.

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>>127591414
Kind of hope they implement a license for sips.

Imagine the memes.

>>127591452
You could make a nice bit of strawberry crumble.

>>127591294
Because I want to vote for an existing party, I'm not rich and wanting democratic representation is a basic right denied by our backwards system.

>>127591414
As much as I'm against the government interfering in peoples lives, they're really not good for you.

No excuse for shit parenting though. Who's letting their 13 year olds down cans of monster?

>>127591489
Can you modify your bot so you do this for trips?

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>>127591502
11

>>127588462
>B-but I've already voted Corbyn by postal vote.
Get fucked tory cunt.

>>127591452
just have the salt, lad

>>127591452
strawberrys and beans mate.

also, didn't you murder that person or something?

>>127591452
>this is the kind of poster rightly so has become
I used to think that you were better than them tbqh, you always were a bit of an aspie but this?

>>127590244
I am voting monster loony party now.

>>127591422
36 questions, all yes or no.
ez

Teaser for Neil v. Nuttall tonight
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40086126

I wonder how sick Andrew felt having to disagree.

>>127591227
>they do write it down.
True, though they could be trolling. lots of easily triggered here.

>>127590540
>UKIP
I'm not convinced even they have adequate solutions.
That bit about import tariffs seems like it'd be worse, the idea of leaving the eu without a deal is to minimise tariffs
The burka ban wont help anything, and seems like a diversion.
Points based immigration doesn't address the problem of cultural integration, which is, as i see it, the biggest problem with mass immigration

>>127591110
Well, to be frank, right wing intellectuals are low in numbers these days, partly because many of them have basically concealed their beliefs and also because of the degree to which the left dominates academia. Roger Scruton is one, he's relatively well known and has a lot to say. Many of the right wing intellectuals I read are pretty obscure and only heard of in tiny circles. I can't really think of anymore semi-mainstream figures off the top of my head right now.

>>127591631
Why would you vote for corbyn?

>>127591414
>>127591553
It's literally just caffeine and sugar, what the fuck else do the govt want to regulate?

Kids just buy alcohol and cigs openly from every corner shop run by a non native in the big city anyway.

>>127591665
>also, didn't you murder that person or something?
Yeah but I can't remember her name, Jane Cotts?

>>127589420
>>127589420
>>127589420
>>127589420
SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING COLLAGE I NEED IT FFS IT'S POSTED 50 TIMES A DAY.

>>127591452
Mash the biscuits up, mix with butter. Make a custard out of the condensed milk and eggs. Top with the tinned fruit and bake for a fruity tart aka your mum.

reminder tripniggers are worthless

>>127588216
May is the cunt that wanted and FOUGHT for national ID scheme. Completely NWO, track everyone, track everything, cunt. Fuck that dickhead.

>>127591772
Some people just wanna see the world burn.

>>127591790
>not using adblock

>>127591414
>There's a movement to restrict energy drinks to 16+.
>Should we do that?

Yes, good goy, don't have any pleasure. Be a good worker and restrict all your desires to that which is enough for work tomorrow!

>>127591700

>have absolutely no life outside this place
>call other people aspies

>>127591322
BNP

>>127588511
Don't defend that cunt, you cunt.

>>127591452
Cuppa and biscuits.

>>127591760
>though they could be trolling
I think that is wishful thinking at this point, the amount of people who always vote for the Tories in the strawpoll polls and the amount of people arguing for them is too big for it to be just a joke.

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i'm still not voting for the civic cunt

>>127591452
Crush the rich tea biscuits and form them down into a baking tray, and bake it on high heat for 10 minutes, weighing it down with baking paper and rice

Meanwhile place a tin of condensed milk on low heat and whisk continuously for 20 minutes until reduced and thick. Use some of the syrup the strawberries come in to sweeten and thicken it

Remove the biscuit crust from the oven and add the now-reduced and sweet condensed milk, return to the oven and bake on the top shelf until a film has formed and the milk is beginning to brown

Add some of those tinned strawberries for taste, or mash them and serve on the side

>>127591877
i like them, they're like memes

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>>127591910
>coping this hard
>stating your worthless opinions
Anonymongs.

>>127591890
Haha yes, good goy. Slam that extra can of monster during your lunch break. You wouldnt want to reduce productivity now would you?

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>>127591469
>I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT, THAT'S A BIT ILLIBERAL

>>127591984
>>127591949
>>127591843
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2244933/thomas-mair-jo-cox-murder-trial-killer-neo-nazi-extremist-murderer/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNvFyZaAgik

>>127592058
You fool, the anonymong meme made all these tripfags.

Years ago, I knew a YKTD who made all the wrong decisions.

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What race is this?

>We STILL don't know wtf happened at the zoo

>>127589420
THAT'S SO MARTYN

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>>127592207
Aw little one,

£170 million pound penalty shootout lads

>>127591409
May has said she's not doing any debates against Corbyn during the election campaign. Because she'd get fucking slaughtered.

>>127592244
By bet is that something escaped but that it wasn't a lion, since the zoo specifically denied that.

>>127588892
Congrats, you got reported in the next few days papers.

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>>127592207
Who is YKTD?

>>127592058

I've got 99 luftbalons in my head now you PRICK

>>127592356
It's her election to lose at this point, she wants to minimise risk but she is being a coward.

I've taken the Blackpill lads and it feels nice

>>127592244
>>127592360
Zoo denied any animal escped.
Keeper definitely killed or nearly killed I bet

>>127592185
Wait, so them blue ribands are just sitting there ripe for the taking?

>>127588904
Behead those who [Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed][Embed]

>>127592356
She'd be better against corbyn one-on-one than against random members of the public or ruthless interviewers

>>127592441
Which one specifically?

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>>127592416
Hast Du etwas Zeit für mich?

>>127592399
He was a blackpilled tripfag who giving out terrible analysis and was shamed into leaving after being so wrong about Brexit.

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Dann singe ich ein Lied für Dich

>>127592244
Jesus Christ it's annoying. Though if it was a tiger I'm pretty certain we would know that for a fact immediately. They would release that information to keep the public calm.

I'm guessing at a muzzie who got annoyed at feeding time because the penguin God allows them to eat and his shitty God doesn't.

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>>127591469
>>127592177
>THANKS VERY MUCH!

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Von 99 Luftballons

>>127592416
>>127592526
Why did you remind him...

>>127590910
We own all the food, we even get them to cook it for us.

>>127592441

The Blackpill must be consumed before it transmutes itself into the Goldpill.

>>127592549
>that post where he said it'd be 65% remain

>>127592524
Fall of western civilisation

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>>127592399
>>127592549
Except he didn't leave because he was wrong about brexit but because that based pole tripcunt shagged his bird.

>>127592185
Literally who?

>>127592516
Corbyn could win just by spending the whole debate talking about giving away free shit and talking about what she's going to cut.

>watching The Chase
>"Which of these monarchs was not excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church?"
>twenty-something year old hipster douche INSTANTLY goes for Henry VIII with utter confidence
The absolute STATE of the younger generation.

>>127592567
>>127591469
Does anyone have that copypasta of Bowden talking about brit/pol/?

>>127592693
wait what? i demand a quick rundown!

>>127591381

Cummy in mummy, tadpoles in her tummy

>>127592729
That is pants on head retarded. Holy shit.

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>>127591390

>>127591452
Suspiciously clean cupboards.

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What's a good free proxy to use lads so my ISP can't see what I'm browsing?

>>127592244
>>127592446
>>127592566
>>127592360
If it was an animal we'd probably know by now

Either the media are this feckin useless or it's a cover-up

It smells like the early hours of manchester, if you recall that

>>127592729
Even I knew that and I'm rubbish with monarchs

>>127592904
Your ISP can only see that you're visiting 4chan.org as long as you stick to https.

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There is no god but Allah, and Muhammed is is messenger (pbuh)

>>127592648

Bit of a masochist streak i suppose

>>127591890
SIPP HARD WORK HARD BRO

>this was the point when he snapped
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/112792792/#q112797997

>>127591772
So we nationalise prostitution obviously

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>>127591390
I exist because of YKTD.

>>127592952
This happened at 11:50am m8, we knew about manchester an hour after despite the balloon memes

>>127593008
Jahans is the one Muhammed prophesised.

>>127592952
The police have confirmed that it wasn't an escaped animal.

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>>127593054
>this is what anonymongs actually believe

>>127593032
literally who?

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>>127590849
>That video
@3:44 is that jezza?

>>127592356
She slaughters him every Wednesday afternoon.

>>127592999
Nice trips lad.

>>127593060
Because there were a fuck-load of casualties, and it was slap-bang in the middle of one of the biggest cities in the country

This is in the middle of nowhere and if it was a snackbar and he only injured a couple of people then it's easier to keep it under wraps

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>>127593083

HUDDERSFIELD
HUDDERSFIELD
HUDDERSFIELD

>>127593231
>snackbar
>rural cambridgeshire
lol no

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Friendly reminder that if you're not in this picture then you're an anonymong.

Reminder that if you don't ignore tripcunts and instead read and reply to their posts, you are part of the problem.

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>>127593008

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Thinking of getting going down to the curry house for tea

what should i get?

>>127593295
Rural is their next target.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/fears-isis-want-carry-out-8028428

It will be a Woo Bum-Kon style attack.

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>>127593241
>caring about prole tier overhyped sportsball

>>127593446
Always archive blogs renowned for bad journalism and clickbait. Thank you.

https://archive.is/cmEPW <- mirror.co.uk article

>>127593327

>picture clearly includes anonymasters

Wdhmbt?

>>127591381

Beautiful stone grey eyes. So full of life and joy.

>>127593348
I bet you vote

>>127593185
>tripcunt gossip
literally who cares

There's literally nothing wrong with being a Pakistani

>>127593385

If you can find a Ghurka place they can be phenomenal.

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>>127593295
The media have been hinting at it for months that a rural attack is likely because a) snackbars can actually travel and b) there are fuck-all police in the countryside

>>127593451
How the fug is this bot so fast and how does he get around the captcha

>>127593572
>how does he get around the captcha
Pass

>>127593476
i have grey eyes like that you better not be being sarcastic

>>127593533
The people leaving the place would have seen something were it terror. They've all said it was basically nothing

>>127593572
It's a bot using a captcha. Just report it, counts as spam and advertising and I'm fairly sure he's ban evading.

>>127593385
dhansak lad. sweet and very spicy (not vindaloo level though).
technically it's a persian dish, but most curry houses seem to make it.

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>>127593572
It's creator could have given it a 4chan pass.

>>127593686
He probably has a pass

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>>127593385
Make sure it's a proper place lad, not one of these Muslim imitation places

>>127593776
yeah I meant pass not captcha

>>127593498
Your forgot to add killer at the end there mate.

>>127593683
Reading between the lines suggests that a zookeeper in a tiger enclosure was made into lunch.

>>127593054
We know. About 95% of the resident trips are just YMCA cum drips, himself believing that appropriating hitchens talking points with none of the analysis or intellectual vigorous required to produce them was a replacement for a personality, but with half the wit of one of Christopher's toenails

a thick haze is currently enveloping my town lads. what the fuck is going on? it was sunny earlier.

>>127593472
fuck up you wee poof

>>127593683
Yeh if it was a bomb we would know about it by now from eye)earwitness reports. It could easily have been a stabbing thing though.

NEW THREAD

>>127593892

>>127593892

>>127593892

>>127593892

>>127593892

>>127593572
It's Skynet

>>127593869
Exactly what I think. They're not making an immediate statement because they have to inform family first.

>>127593385
Only buy curries from Hindus or Sikhs. Never fund the Muzzies. If you can, get one from a Nepalese place, they're the best curries imo.

>>127593900
>Christopher's toenails
You mean Peter's toenails?

>>127593712
>Dhansak is spicy
What did he mean by this?

Stop fucking about and get a Merhgi Masala

>>127593911

POINT

AND

LAUGH

>>127594013
Chris was the witty one. Peter didn't play such theatrics

>>127593533
>>127593683
They could attack anywhere .still much less chance of getting hundreds of kills like you would in manchester , they would have less time but more of a high KD ratio , plus suicide bombings need large crowds to get good numbers

>>127593997
I never buy from muslim owned shops.

>>127593997
Civic

>believing polls
>2017
lmaoing @ ur life

>>127594295
I like both for different reasons.

So, from over the pond here. I got a question, does whatever the leftwing party of your's just shout everyone down, and act like if you're not with them you're "worse than Hitler?"

>>127595222
>the leftwing party
basically all the parties here are left wing, but yes, yes they do

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>>127590849