Brit/pol/ INGSOC edition

>Thu 18 May: Seven-way ITV leaders' debate in Salford without Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEgi50lP8co [Embed]

>Sun 21 May: Scottish leaders debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFJh-jTVbk [Embed]

>Mon 22 May: Theresa May interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPzlFxYhR28 [Embed]

>Fri 26 May: Jeremy Corbyn interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k [Embed]

>Fri 26 May: Nicola Sturgeon interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scstc4QmJTg [Embed]

>Mon 29 May: Victria Derbyshire - The Big Debate
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08s72py/victoria-derbyshire-the-big-debate

>Mon 29 May: Paul Nuttall interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil

>Mon 29 May: Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May interviewed by Channel 4's Jeremy Paxman in front of live studio audience

>Wed 31 May: Seven-way BBC debate between key figures from each party, without May or Corbyn

>Thu 1 June: Tim Farron interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil

>Fri 2 June: Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn BBC Question Time special

>Sun 4 June: Question Time with Nicola Sturgeon and Tim Farron

>Sun 4 June: Election Questions to Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood and UKIP leader Paul Nuttall on BBC

>Tue 6 June: BBC Newsbeat youth debate

>Fri 9 June: Additional Question Time

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>‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.

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If Labour had picked David instead of Ed Milliband they could still be in power today...

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BIG SOUP IN A SHOE

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Brit/pol/ is very uncomfy today, lots of pointless american-like internet bickering. Remember to ignore people who are obviously just coming in to stir up sheeeit

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>>127581961
>dissing are ed
Yeah nah fuck off

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Not long now before all those EU laws are repeeled and us ethnic kekistanis are finally given the rights we deserve post-Brexit

>Meanwhile Farron is having sex with a man

>>127582043
It got better towards the end of last thread, we got some actual political discussion in there

REALLY fucking tired of all the auzzies in brit/pol/ tbqh.

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Why are we all getting excited for next week? Is it the pleasure of seeing Labour fall to bits, or the masochistic pleasure of a 1000 year Tory Reich?

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Can someone tell me what exactly a "progressive alliance" would entail?

Who else here /PostalVote/?

Need to receive my ballot in the next 3 days else I won't be in the country to vote.

>>127581960

Any bets on who the next Tory leader will be? Big name like Boris or a newcomer like Cameron in 2005?

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>>127581804
Pleb at least add the real news.

Hamerton Zoo evacuated after 'serious incident'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-40084713

>>127582107
Next batch is on the 31st apparently

>>127582098

I just really enjoy being called scum when I tell people I voted ukip

What's going on at the zoo, lads?

>>127582106
Refugees

>>127581800
I can see it being that and also something extra.
The lib dems have fucked it. They're bleeding votes to labour. But a lot of their voters were in tory safe/semi safe rural seats.
So labour might do well in tory and labour safe seats but shit in the marginals

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>>127582098
The former. Fucking hate communists.

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>>127582106
something like pic related la

>>127582083
>hates homosexuality
>woman he marries looks like that
Really makes you think

>>127582198

It won't be Boris, my choice would be David Davis but he's probably too old to be bothered.

You've got quite a lot of 2010 new comers that will be fit for the job.

>>127582213
RIP Harambe jr

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>>127582106

>>127582198
With UKIP gone, it will be a leftie cuck like crabbs

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>>127582198

>>127581804

So what are people saying now that authorities arrested over a dozen people in connection to the Manchester attack? I mean, this has to be making people who say "it's a lone wolf crazy" feel awfully retarded. And all these people JUST so happen to be Muslim. Quite a cohencidence.

>>127582278
Yeah, I reckon a lot of people will be put off of Boris now they've seen him doing a proper job rather than just pissing around as London Mayor.

>>127582198
I'd like to see David Davis as PM. It's not out of the realm of possibility, and he seems closer to my views than most in the party, but then I want to see a Starship Troopers style minarchist society if not full Ancapshire.

LADS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AT THE ZOO?

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>>127582351
>champion local history and tradition

>>127582107
Get someone to forward you your postal vote by airmail?

>>127582512
Some tard jumped into a tiger cage probably.

>>127582346
All UKIP voters should swap to tory to help meme may into winning the election

she's promised she will carry out hard brexit and remove immigration, we just need to stop that cuck Corbyn

>>127582198
Greg Clark

>>127582467
>minarchist

>>>reddit

>>127582346
Stephen "If it's anuses you rim, say hello to my mate Tim" Crabb?

>>127582512
A tiger attacked staff I think

>>127582346
>Crabb
No way he gets past the tory membership

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>>127582198
>ywn live in the timeline when Moggy is PM

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>>127582406
Everything is fine here johnny. Everybody is getting along, just the odd crazy person, no link between them at all, none whatsoever.

>>127582573
They made that immigration pledge before, there's no chance they'll carry it out.

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>>127582213

>>127582198
It'll be someone relatively young, probably male and probably from a background outside of politics.

There will be a very clear effort to present them as a clean break; Cameron as the pre-Brexit Prime Minister, May as the Brexit Prime Minister and the newcomer as the post-Brexit Prime Minister. It'll be someone G L O B A L, neoliberal, small government and anti-intervention both economically and militarily. In the vein of Dan 'free movement' Hannan but younger and with a business background, potentially someone from the 'trade deals and enterprise' wing of the Leave campaign.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPsgXN_1bl4

This game was the shit.

>>127582653
Big cat is... good cat?

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>>127582346
No chance is that soft cunt winning, even if the tories become an even bigger set of pussies

>>127582346
Nah, Crabb was involved in a sexting scandal shortly after the leadership election last year. The only reason his political career wasn't ruined is because it got drowned out by Leadsom withdrawing and May becoming PM.

BIG CAT IS GOOD CAT

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>>127582585
>reddit
no, i don't partake

>>127582774
stop peddling this non-story.

Already confirmed as non-terror related

>>127582512

My uncle was there, apparently a slow worm got into the gift shop. SAS are about to breach the doors, expect fatalities in triple figures

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>He doesn't get comfy on bank holiday with some audio

STRANGE DEATH OF EUROPE - CHAPTER 6: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1onKfMS4GZC

Archive: https://pastebin.com/edit/YFf0WDsK

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>>127582653
>Hamerton Zoo known for having White tigers
A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>>127582774
Fucking journalists always apologising for jihadists and llamas.

>>127582924
4chan is really fucking the thumbnails today

>>127582924
God you capitalists are losers.

>>127582766
That old pledge was before Brexit and Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ

Vote Tory and have faith in Kek, he will deliver

>>127582930
>Already confirmed as non-terror related

Source?

>>127582930

>he didn't read the caption

>>127582585
>big government

>>>helicopter

Who /Glasgow/ here?

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>>127582999
You're baiting right?

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>>127582924
why is the thumbnail for my pic a fucking turkroach?

What does the Fox say?

>>127583091
Someone posted that at the same time and 4chan occasionally fucks up the thumbnails

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>>127582999
fuck off back to pleddit sargon

>>127583091
You posted at the same time as someone else and the thumbnail got switched

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>>127583064

>>127583019
>Le dank helicopter maymay

Can't wait for half-term to be over so the kiddies go back

>>127582999
I also had faith that Trump would stand up against the Saudis and not be a warmongerer, all hope is lost.

>>127583198
Isn't this shit meant for sharing?

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Nice to see Warsi getting btfo, cannot stand the cunt.

>>127583008
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/hamerton-zoo-evacuated-cambridgeshire-huntingdon-13107909

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>>127583214
I can't wait for the election to be over so the corbynistas hang themselves

>>127583198
>these are the people who use food banks

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>>127581929
>Mon 29 May: Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May interviewed by Channel 4's Jeremy Paxman in front of live studio audience
any chance this will be good like the american ones?

>>127583313
>le everyone who disagrees is a shill xD

The US election eternally ruined this place.

>>127583362
Seeing them both get eviscerated by Neil was good, should be fun to see what Paxman does to them.

>>127583362
it will be fucking shit

the last one was only memorable because paxman called miliband a geek

>>127583294
I can't help but like Raheem, even if he is a dirty yankophile pajeet

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>>127583294
What did Raheem mean by this? Is he a racist now?

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>>127583282

Depends on how much of a fat, greedy cunt you are.

I didn't share my last one, if that counts.

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Lads, rate my OC.

I call it "The Rage of The Unionist".

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Wew lad

>>127583362
It'll be similar to the 2015.

Paxman is a prick anyway; just insults them. He called Ed Milliband a loser basically last election.

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Would you vote for are Tim if he suddenly came out of the blue and said he wanted to round up all bummers, blacks and muslims and drown them in milk?

>>127583198
Whats your point caller?

>>127583524
The absolute madwoman

>>127583434
Like you communists ruin countries

t. polish grandparents

>>127583553
I'm voting Lib Dem anyway.

>>127583362

Paxman is shit. Seems to think people are tuning in to watch him and the dickhead character he plays..

>>127583553
Yes. Wouldn't think twice about it.

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>>127583198
>>127583485
I hope you plebs dish this up onto a plate and don't just eat like pigs from a trough.

>>127583553
I reckon he will snap one day

>>127583074
Need to include Discord posters

>>127583589

Do you eat munchy boxes?

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>>127583524

>>127583524
lol the fucking video she expected a laugh and they all gasp and groan

>>127583625
>Seems to think people are tuning in to watch him and the dickhead character he plays..
he is correct

>as if anyone wants to watch either jeremy corbyn or theresa may speak for any length of time

>>127583696
>been a week since i stopped smoking
That ashtray looks wonderful desu. I'd go to town on that fucker.

>>127583608
Your grandparents were part of the outer fringes of an Empire. Hardly representative.

Not even a communist, don't know where you got that from you silly kid.

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>>127583434
>>127583313
>>127583214
>>127582043

Any chance you lads could fuck off to outer /pol/ if you're going to act like hyperactive clap 13 year olds all day? Cheers in advance

>>127583725
No.

>>127583362
It's going to be shit.

Paxman is better at riling people up than ARE NEIL is and will go hard on Corbychev, so expect commie anger and petulance

May will just sperg out again and start repeating STRONG AND STABLE

It'll be entertaining but I doubt it'll have a significant effect on the election

>>127583761

No I don't think she did she said it by accident as a figure of speech.

Not to worry she's still favourite to win by 71% acccording to Ashcroft.

DIED

FOR

NOWT

>>127583074
Tripcunts need to be highlighted and in bold

>>127583608
polish grandparents here too. mum was born here in the 60s. grandad fought the nazis before going as a POW to auschwitz.
nan told me the nazis left her family alone because they weren't jewish, but when the russians came everybody got raped.

>>127583179
>thunderf00t shills

still butthurt about brexit I see?

My dads just texting me telling me he's just seen Corbyn getting into a taxi with Diane Abbot, at kings cross station. I told him to shout "looks like someone's pulled, eh Jezza?" But apparently I was too late.

Guess there off to prep for tonight's interview.

>>127583621
>if it smells like cum and sounds like a yawn, it's probably a LibDem farting

>>127583834
Paxman is a cuck tho.

>>127583799
this? >>127582993

>>127583801
No, you fuck off

>>127583362
May will look autistic and not confident (because she is).
Corbyn will look like an economic illiterate and terrorist sympathiser (because he is).
Could be good if Paxman keeps hammering home the same question until they answer it as it will expose them as to how incompetent they both are.
Hoping Corbychev says something either retarded or mental or if we're really lucky, both.

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>>127583819

What about a sarbeni?

>>127581804
Islamic Party of United Kingdom, or IPUK when?

>>127583801
>im a sanctimonious twat: the post

>>127583834
Nothing between now and June 8th will affect the election, polls are just going to drift back to where they were when the election was announced unless something massive happens.

Indyref2 is coming.

Yes vote will win this time. English butthurt will be immense

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>>127583944
nearly pissed myself lad. good job.

>>127584016
>what is the labour party?

>>127583074
Basically all of brit/pol/ then. I like weed and I'm voting tory

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>>127583909
I dont have a clue who that is.

I really wish there was an eceleb containment board for you pledditors.

>>127584000
paxman should batter corbyn over the head about

>security/diane abbot
>immigration
and
>spending plans

he should batter may over the head about
>brexit
>u turn
and
>immigration pledge

if he does this then both of them should collapse lel

>>127584002
>flatbread with an arab's diarrhea
just sharia my shit up lads.

>>127584102
SNP will lose seats and votes

>>127583954
>There are only communists and capitalists

>Your economic views are all that matters

Is this babby's first exposure to politics?

>>127584002
Christ that looks like an Indians shit

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>>127584002
Fuck ME what's that? Looks like some very poorly pakis spewed up on some kitchen roll and tried to pass it off as a meal

>>127583946
Sure, but he's fucking good at bullying people and Corbyn and May are both incredible ripe targets for that

>>127582533
He cant champion the history of a region? He isnt saying his history hes saying the historical importance of where he lives. I dont see most bongs championing shit as feral nigger riot and kill your people.

>>127583074
Would be very curious to know what party the person who made this absolute travesty of an image is voting for.

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>>127584311
>leaf
please fuck off

>>127584107
They are pro-gay and pro-feminism.

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>>127584311
Fuck off non-white

>>127582533
Have you read his books? You should.

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>>127584258
Well yes, there are only communists and capitalists, do explain.

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>>127583621
any reason to vote libdems ? , my seat is safe tory so thinking UKIP or libdems for the weed

>>127584311
Number 46 and egg fried rice please pal

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>>127584521
there are tons of fag muslims

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The utter state of brit/pol/ today

>>127584532
>>127584473
NEET non-arguments at their best.

>>127584311
>CHING CHONG CHANG CHOW WHERE DA HUWHITE WOMEN AT

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>>127584272

It's doner meat.....with melted cheese all wrapped up in a big chapati with kebab sauce.

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we should have nuked you cunts when we had the chance

>>127584610
Do you want to remain in the EU. If so vote lib dem
If not vote UKIP

>>127584730
>Do you want to remain in the EU
ah yeah forgot about that

What time will most of the results be announced so we know for sure? 3AM?

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>>127584671
I dont think you have the mental capacity to understand this but as you can see this thread is named /brit/pol

If you are not british you need to fuck off back to the rest of /pol/

>>127584645
the t*urks at my school were the biggest fags ever

>>127584689
>>127584631
I dont get this meme Canada is vast majority white with some rich chinks fucking up vancouver there arent that many. Keep getting ass-raped by ahmed and jamal.

>>127584697
Did you even have long range missile delivery?

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>>127584691
Perfect dieting tip - show some poor fat cunt that photo
>>127584671
You're a non-white leaf, you have no understanding of history or sense of belonging. We can't even begin to properly discuss this issue with you.

>>127584868
Sunderland will be in before midnight. Smattering of results until 2:30 or so. Big numbers between 3 and 5am, the stragglers going on until 1pm the next day.

>>127584868
They'll probably start streaming out between 2-4pm much like during the EU referendum

Got my willy out and i'm flopping it about, i've got my willy out, by eck it's got some clout

WILLY
I
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L
Y

>>127584181
Completely agree, particularly the last one on Corbyn. Him answering Neil's question on borrowing and government bonds made me want to slam my head against a fucking wall.
We should be in for a memetastic eveninng.

> at pub
> say I spend about £35 on food for myself every week
> get harassed by gap yahh special princesses that say you can do it easy for £20

These are the same people getting their rent and holidays paid for by mum and dad and spend every waking moment in a starbucks.

Why are the most well off the most preachy about money?

>>127585024
2-4am not pm

>>127584697
WE WUZ NUCLEAR POWER ND SHEEEEEEEEEEET

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>>127584933
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

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>>127585041
Not the hero Brit/pol/ needed, but the one Brit/pol/ deserved

>>127584868
Something like that. Exit polls will be out shortly after polls close and were fairly accurate in 2015. We may see some FPTP shenanigans if Labour's vote share is particularly concentrated but 3am is a reasonable time window.

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>>127583074
>Lists literally every kind of poster there is
You want the last bastion of diverse opinions on the internet to become yet another echo chamber? Fuck off.

>>127584697
your nukes couldn't even reach zimbabwae

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>>127585041
just so you know, you are my favourite shitposter, based willyposter. Have a

W I L L Y
I
L
L
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What are you guys reading at the minute?

>>127584558
That's clearly not true. Where is the dividing line between a communist and a capitalist? Does social policy or social conservatism matter on this scale?

Presumably a nation with open borders that operates a free market system is based in your book?

>>127585285
>MP
>blacked the home secretary
>wrote a book
>won University Challenge
i there anything he cant do?

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>uk city of culture
>hull

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>>127585285

>>127581804

http://www.strawpoll.me/13066700

http://www.strawpoll.me/13066700

http://www.strawpoll.me/13066700

>>127581929
What times are these on?
7pm for Neil and what about Paxman?

>>127585468
It's an excuse to pozz up a white bastion. They chose some nig nog as the person of a city that's 98% white.

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>>127585285

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>>127585285

>>127585140
>>127585274

Kek don't encourage me lads especially you nige poster

>>127585285

Gai-jin by James Clavell and On Liberty by JS 'based god' Mill

>>127584981
I'm 100% sure this is a low IQ non-argument. I'm positive you're a nigger.

>you know shit about leaf history let alone your own.

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>>127585285

>>127582198

Michael Fallon

>>127585440
The book is actually quite good, not sure about his other one though, wary of anything wrote by committee

>>127585294
Capitalism is private ownership of the means of production, Communism is the government ownership of the means of production.

>>127585595
A classic.

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>>127585041
>Willy
>by eck
most British thing I've read all day.

>>127585487
Mate we vote for the party, not the leader.

The Tories will win with a marginally increased majority

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d0HZFUDOng

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>>127585285
Bought starship troopers a while ago but I'm too lazy to start it. Probably a good time to reread 1984 as well, never returned my school's copy kek

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>>127585702
>Diane seductively removes her wig, and all of her primordial splendour is revealed and my cock throbs like the diamond heart of God.

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>>127585871

I guess I fucked that up...

>>127585932
That was a very naughty thing to do

>>127585753

Not quite, communism is the ownership of the means of production by the people, all people being the state and the party.

>>127585487
> All this cucks voting for Sharia May

I thought better of you, Brit/pol/

>>127585929
>countdown to nothing

Great

>>127585992
All this cry of dictatorships and fascism over the fucking tories?
When do we get a real fascist dictatorship for these mongs?

>>127585821
Nice, I've been meaning to pick up some Lovecraft for ages

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>>127585932
Starhip Troopers is based af lad.
>
This was the tragic fallacy which brought on the decadence and collapse of the democracies of the twentieth century; those noble experiments failed because the people had been led to believe that they could simply vote for whatever they wanted… and get it, without toil, without sweat, without tears.

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>>127585932
Cheeky
This is worth a look if you're struggling to find something worthwhile

>>127585678
I'm positive your a chink

>>127585063
what do people do in starbucks? i dont drink that shit but if i was to get one i wouldn't just sit in and drink it.

>>127586121
fuck

>>127585955
>it was five hundred thousand years ago andrew, and I had rather a splendid overdeveloped brow and jaw combined with a high pitched shrill sounding voice

>my entire physical and genetic makeup has changed, and some of my views have changed too

>>127586168

Massage their egos and other bird shit

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Whats going down at the zoo lads?sounds like someone got eaten by a tiger
>Hamerton Zoo evacuated - visitors flee in terror after 'serious incident'
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/810609/hamerton-zoo-park-evacuated-police-incident-cambridgeshire

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>>127585285

>>127586299
Islamist llamas

brit/pol/ discord:

https://discordapp.com/invite/A6WU2zr

>>127586168
I don't know about starbucks but café nero do god tier cakes
plus free wifi without having to go to maccadees

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This guy has been found appearing on TV as far back as Jun 2016.

Really makes you think.

>>127586168
Best places to do a "first date" really.

>>127586072

Fucking this.

Statist cucks the lot of you.

>>127586299
Rumours a tiger escaped

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>>127585285

>>127585932
Troopers is a good short read. Just commit and get it over with :) Kinda trails off at the end but oh well. We can't have everything.

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>>127585821
If you like Lovecraft, you may enjoy hearing his stories read by Wayne June. Brilliant voice. Very engaging. He's also the guy who narrated the Darkest Dungeon video game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhYkkaR8HU&

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>>127585678
Can't tell if you're taking the piss or not at this point, but that "lmao you don't know your own history, let alone ours" was practically what I said, but regurgitated in a poorly-worded way. Run along now Wang.

>>127585955

Would forrage in her bush for dangle-berries / 10

>>127586378

If you are 14.

>>127585753
Again, where is the dividing line between a capitalist and communist system given that view?

>>127586311
Pratchett is meme-tier lit

>>127585285
Aubrey-Maturin novels, on the second one currently, will probably get through most of them over the summer

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>>127585285
>ghosts of empire
looks interesting tbqh

>>127586225

Kek'd underrated 2bh

Why doesn't Liberty GB field more candidates?

>>127586354
>>127586299
it's a Bengali tiger
fucking bangledeshi espcaped from TowerHam

>>127586514

Are you stupid?

There is no private ownership of economy in a communist system. That's the dividing line.

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>>127586378
people take first dates to starbucks? what kinda cosmopolitan shit is that?
>>127586367
so they go to starbucks for free wifi? do they not have wifi at home?

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>>127585285
Started reading through all the Culture stuff again.

>>127583553
He looks like what a school shooter would look like if they actually got to grow up

>>127586558
yeah but i enjoy the humour, even tho ankh-morpork is a multicultural hellhole.

>>127586489
Bet you take them to Weatherspoons you fucking cretin

>>127586641
>>127586489
he clearly means its an easy place to meet up casually without classifying it as a date you fucking autists

>>127586641
it's good if you want to do some uni coursework but want to eat or drink coffe at the same time so you cant go to the libary

>>127586822
> his uni doesnt allow and serve coffee in the library

drop out desu

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fuck this gay earth

>Reading books in 2017
SHIGIDY

>>127586822
can he not drink coffee and shit at home? and my uni had a small cafe in the library

On a scale of 1-10 how badly will are nutt get NIELED?

>>127587054
As an anon said yesterday I'm expecting a Bennet tier interview.

>>127586697

I fucking love these books, been putting off reading the hydrogen sonata for ages because after that there'll never be any more ;_;

nostalgic hitchens

http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/happy-oak-apple-day.html

>>127586999
>not reading books
>any year
Enjoy your youtube videos and social media posts anon I'm sure they're very insightful

>>127586697
pillars of the earth. bit of a fucking doorstop.

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>>127587054
notasbadasCorbyngotfucked/10

>>127582774
its sad they send journalists to grab images off wikipedia to avoid paying £5 on whatever agency they licence it from, i bet in the old days they had a person who would go through an in house library and get a good quality image taken by a professional to illustrate the story.
Apparently they make reporters take pictures and videos with their phones and sacked most of the inhouse workers hence why everything is slightly worse, obviously i'm not imply llamas have anything to do with this though.

I thought you guys were joking with the gay paki Irish PM.

Fucking hell it looks like it's going to be true.

So what happened at the zoo lads? I feel like it's being media blackouted hard.

>>127587393
Trudeau 3.0 after memecron

>>127586372
He was on an documentary series called 'It's my life' about ten years ago but I havent tracked down the episode yet.

>>127586697

Patrician choice

Is zulu the comfiest film of all time?
Imagine being trapped in a fort with 20 mates with inexhaustable ammo fighting off wave after weave of darkies

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>London-based banks have given a firm “non, monsieur” to the En Marche! boss after he offered them the chance to relocate to Paris after Brexit.

>Macron’s Brexit envoy, Christian Noyer, was hoping to march into London to great fanfare, but ended up retreating pretty quickly when it emerged just 15% of the financial sector would consider simply leaving Britain, let alone moving to France.

>Even offering tax breaks couldn’t entice big businesses to cross the Channel.

>>127587469
Mujahideen tigers senpai

>>127587469
the zoos probally on damage control since they don't want people to know they left the tiger cages door open

>>127586759

Museum lates bruv.

Cheap and stuff to do if she's fucking boring.

>>127587558
>let alone moving to France.
kek

>>127587469
Apparently no animals have escaped.
Zookeeper mauled by something most likely, can't announce it before contacting the family.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/student-21-stabbed-strangled-death-10523480

>>127587708
Always remember to archive blogs renowned for shilling and clickbait.

https://archive.is/cjflB <- mirror.co.uk article

>>127586622
They're selective and it costs money to run campaigns, they're still very small.

They don't want to get BNP'd, which is completely fair of them.

Got a new dog, 13 month old foxhound, and it is an annoying jumpy bouncy pice of shit, my previous dog was such a relaxed and cuddly little guy, always up for cuddles and snuggles on the sofa, this new guy won't sit the fuck down, dunno what do do, help needed.

>>127587112
Sad as fuck tbqh

>>127587558
They''d never go to socialist France over say Frankfurt or Luxembuorg.

>>127587552

I get an erection just listening to Men Of Harlech

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0NuTaQsMNaE

>>127582973
>not narrated by Douglas Murray
No thanks, I'd rather read it with his voice in my head

>>127587552

when you put it like that-

is there a game of Zulu?

>>127582083
>ethnic kekistanis
get out

>>127587558
if and when they move anything it will go to frankfurt, dublin or luxembourg. noone wants to go to france because the french all hate bankers. also paris is expensive af

>>127587552
It's what Britain will be like in 2050

>>127587506
>calls me an aristocrat
T-thanks anon

>>127587748
>tfw never got to tell them where to go by voting BNP.

https://youtu.be/cgLZSZqEZF8

Still don't really know why people lost their shit over this advert

>>127582083
>>>/r/the_donald

>>127587696
Ah that seems possible

>>127587561
Top kek. #notalltigers

>>127587606
Yeah lmao. Tigers are animals of peace OK?

>mfw I once heard a muslim girl tell me that when we were both 16
they're brainwashed from birth, it's obvious

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Who should I vote for lads?

>>127587761

hes entering adolescence. be patient and firm.

i suspect hes not your dog anyway, hes your dad's doggo or something.

>>127582533
Not all blacks are niggers. Case and point Kwasi

>>127587809
go to one of the black areas in gta

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>>127582198
Why can't we just let them die?

>>127587558
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

God, I want to see that fucking smirk wiped off Macuck's face.

>>127582999
get out now

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>>127588026
t. black person

>>127587809
>>127588028
http://store.steampowered.com/app/401250/Zulu_Response/
you can play a brit or zulu

>>127583074
This whole country is one massive cancer.

NEW

>>127588216

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>>127588216

>>127588098


the very existence of macron in the public eye should be a scandal.

he is such an obvious invention.

>>127588024
yeah basically my parents have gone and got a dog without consulting with me or my sister, which I find annoying as I wanted a slightly older dog with some basic training and nice cuddly fur.

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>>127588149
Educated, brexit supporting conservative is the same as pic related?

>>127588466
In the long-term, yes unfortunately

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>>127581929

>no direct debate between May or Corbyn

Can someone post the twitter collage of the fag who got killed at the ariana concert complaining about islamophobia?

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>>127588837

>>127587501
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_My_Life_(TV_series)

Maybe Religion: Who Needs It?

>>127588676
He's in his 40's, you think he's going to suddenly start dealing drugs and stabbing people?

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>>127588381
I want Daddy back

>>127588837
the big one please

>>127582198
>>127582346
>>127582467
>>127582698

I think that the outcome of a Tory leadership race will depend entirely what's going on in the world outside of the party.

If recent events are anything to go by, we're going to see more terrorist attacks in Europe and possibly the UK; the "Muslims out" line is going to gradually become acceptable, leading to the rise of smaller right wing parties, however, they'll probably be too dense to put aside petty differences to unite their infuence.

To keep up with the above, the Tories, being the careerists that they are, will probably pick a kebab remover/culturalist as leader, just to pick up on public sentiment at the time. Chances are the party will remain just as Neolib, however, if such a public backlash against migrants is large enough, they'll pretty much be forced to tow the line on kebab removal.

Why are all the fucking faggots on 4chan from the U.K.? Sink it into the fucking ocean

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>>127583074

Is there actually anyone allow to post in Brit/pol/ or should we all just fuck off?

>>127589809
Can't argue. Sargoy fucked it.

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>>127589629
May till whenever her image remains strong. Then, a gay Tory leader for reviving spirits and intentions. Meanwhile they hopefully Britain gets into full anti-EU propaganda mode

>>127587558
legit bait