How will (((Disney))) ruin the remake?

>>127579174
Black Marry Poppins named Marisha Poppinpillsha

>>127579174

By putting Beyonce in the Julie Andrews role

>>127579400
das wasis, she aint no nigga blackie
She like an Oreo u fucking racist shitlord, black on de outside and white on de inside

>>127579174
Flip the roles of mom and dad, make one of them latino, and make mary poppins black.

>>127579174
>make her babysit a gay couple's adopted kids
>one of the kids is Muslim
>another is mixed
>Poppins herself is a friendly blackie
>A family unit white couple is the button of qll jokes
>the wife in the family unit is taught to be independent by poppins and the mixed race kid
>The White husband in family unit is the bad guy

Screen capture this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLG1EUh0cQU

she'll be sassy af

>>127581880
Well of course, they will black her like they did with orphan annie

>>127579174
>How will (((Disney))) ruin the remake?

Implying the original was good.

>>127582489

GTFO you plebe

Mrs Banks divorces Mr Banks/cuckolds him with the admiral next door who is always firing off the Canon, who is now an upstanding Melanin enriched gentleman named Admiral Deshawn

All the Chimney Sweeps are pooinloos or blacks. There will be some sort of snide poke at the original for the actors having soot on their faces and therefore using 'blackface'

Just a spoonfull of sugar helps the medicine go down is replaced with 'we need mass migration to hire more maids and make doing the housework easier'

'Feed the birds' is replaced with 'open the borders refugees welcome'

'supercalafragilisticexpialadocious' is replaced with postcolonialintersectionalthirdwavefeministtheory

Adam Sandler should take Dick Vandyke's role. Bet he nails the accent.

>>127579174
>how will disney fuck it up?
soft reboot
origin story
first installment of the mary poppins cinematic universe
rename character to Mary Sue Poppins

idk probably lots of ways

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>>127582489

>It's grand to be an Englishman in 1910, King Edwards on the Throne, it's the age of men
>tradition discipline and rules, must be the tools, without them chaos, disorder, anarchy, in short you have a ghastly mess!

Was he /ourguy/?

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>>127579174
We all know how (((they))) will fuck it up.

Mary is white.
The family is Muslim.
The poor dude is black.

>>127582489
GTFO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>127583028
He was /ourguy/

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reminder (((mods))) dont want you to discuss disney, this here got deleted
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