Pol... I have a problem I found out I am part Jewish what do?

>>127575428
Fight in the Wehrmacht like 150,000 other Jews did.

>singagook
>half jew

Nice try but still kys

You are now able to live in Israel if you want to, other than that, nothing else.

>>127575582
I am a brit u faggot
been stuck here my whole life

>>127575593
This is a valid option

>>127575810
Nice try slope

>>127575810
jelly wanna trade places

>>127575428
I mean I would learn all I can about your Jewish ancestry, join a synagogue, and make valuable connections that will land you a high paying job.
Climb the social and business ladder anon. But stay loyal to us.

Rule the world?

>>127576042
Honestly I can't tell if I want to with all the cuckry going on in the UK

>>127575428
Gas half of yourself

>>127575428
Do the NSDAP thing and redpill everyone on the JQ, the banker cartel, the Frankfurt School, etc.

>>127576154
It is a small part on my fathers side from russia

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>>127575428

>>127576154
This. Use Jude magic for good.

Man, are you really in S'pore? Talk about Master Race...

Anyway, you should look into getting an Israeli citizenship and what benefits it provides. Might even get an apartment with a great view of Palestinians getting BTFO by white phosphorous . I'm jelly of you a little bit.

>>127576276
Nobody needs to know how insignificant it is. Bonus points if you know the surname and it sounds really Jewy. Just find a way to work it in.

Do your duty to your people and join the IDF

>>127576614
i'm not sure how jewy it is and i don't want u fags to know it

>>127575428
Come to Israel

>>127576755
Chink

Hit me up i can help you

>>127575428
Get master race benefits.

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>>127576154
>he think jews make business connections at the synagogue.

>>127576755
Don't be shy anon.

>>127575428
just be calm, and go to the pharmacy, buy some pills and OD on them. it is a painless way to die and will benefit society. im sorry you have to go through with this.

It's not bad. I'm part Jewish too. 5%. My actual grandpa is a practicing Jew.

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>>127576892
You have to go to the Holocaust Museum for that desu.

>>127575428
+1 cunning

Just come home to me, you're getting a shower :)

>>127576892
girl on the right looks like raven alexis mm

>>127576977
honestly fuck it
if u faggots find out and start trashing on that side of the family i could not care less the fat fuck of a father left for our fucking maid

the surname is hayklan

https://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GSsr=41&GSvcid=14409&GRid=126713287&df=np&

the person that posted it also has connections with my father

>>127575428
take your birth right and redpill jews at the holocaust museum.

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>>127575428
Tell me where you live kike and I'll lynch you before dawn

Country ain't big yknow

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>>127577054
are you Rich Piana?

>>127577306
ow shit
u using vpn or actually in SG

>>127577348
father's side took and wasted the money

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>>127575428
Just relax, don't panic. These things tend to work themselves out.

>>127575428
>anon still hasn't figured out that /pol/ is a jewish colony on 4chan

>>127577261
Looks pretty rare and possibly Finnish, but hey it may get your foot in the door somewhere.

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>>127577381
Yes I'm here
Still haven't answered my question faggot, where do you live? Or do I have to track you down myself? I crave kike blood after what they did to our parliament

>>127575428
>Buddy up to Jewish family
>Meet their Jew contacts
>Pretend to be a full Jew
>Join a secret society
>Join secret society
>Spy and bring them down from the inside
>???
>Profit

>>127575428
Hava Nagila ..... have two!!

>>127576892
i don't understand
are you suggesting you guys work like insects based on pheromones? is that what the nose is about?

>>127575428

Into the oven jew go

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>>127575428
Shalom, brother. Welcome to the club.

Point and laugh at the dumb goyim and give praise to HaShem for giving us ultimate power over them.

>>127575428
cut that part out of you

>>127575428
How much Jewish are you

>>127575428
Are you a dentist?

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>>127577725
This desu.
>>127577742
kek

>>127577676
How the fuck do I move to Singapore? LKY was based af.

>>127577810
no clue but it is a small part from what i know

OP don't worry this is actually just 23andme attributing non-jew genes to jew so that nearly everyone shows up partially jew. i promise you aren't part jewish. its your standard jewish trick.

>>127577893
not based on genes
actual family link closest i can find was born 1880

>>127575428
start hoarding gold

>>127578055
I have always been stingy

>>127577676
may as well see u work for it

>>127578047
oh. in that case please report to your nearest holocaust center

Embrace it. The reason people hate jews so much is that it's a race that's not only superior but also painfully exclusive. You however have a golden ticket. Go marry some jewish lass and live a fulfilling jewish life.

if Jews are gods chosen people should we all be some percent jew since Adam would of been a jew

>>127575428
Gas yourself.

>>127578650
sounds like a plan

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>>127580507
no place 2 hang

>>127575718
How hard is it to fake being jewish?
Do I just rub my hands together every 9 minutes?
An Oy Vey every 3 minutes?

infiltrate and expose them

>>127575428
Go to your local temple and get your complimentary bag of jew gold

>>127580701
Though may have distant Russian connections maybe part jewish myself. But I'm poor as a pauper so doubt it.

>>127580819
don't know any synagogues near me but the is a mosque just down the road

u think i can use my jew magic to control them?

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>>127575428
get rich

>>127575718
The other half palestiniens..

>>127575428
Obviously you can't come on /pol/ anymore. That's the first thing

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>>127575428
you have to go back

If I found out I was a Jew, I'd use the opportunity to marry a qt Jewess.

>>127582233
no SG is hot enough right now

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>>127575428
>what do?
Read The Culture of Critique by Kevin MacDonald and don't do any of that shit.

You can find a copy here:
https://mega.nz/:#F!B4dB2SzQ!h_pMC30v2a_y31iD0dy0sg!o0Uk3KTJ

>>127575428
It depends. Can you feel the greed for money inside you? Are you thinking about how to con goyim on a daily basis? Do you feel chosen and superior? If all those answers are yes, then the jew is strong with you and therefore you must go into the oven.

>>127581280
You certainly can if you're interested in being beheaded

You better not reproduce, faggot.

>>127584541
I am a stingy fuck at times
I constantly try fucking with people
superior when i compare my self with leftists

so i guess the oven is my home then

>>127585088
only possible way for me at this point would be to rape

>>127575428
Now that you have discovered you are the jewborn you can upgrade your Jew powers

Click the goy icon on the bottom of your screen to upgrade to level 2 jew

Level 2 Jew grants you the following
+30 shekels
+2 sneak
+3 cunning
+1 persuasion
Unlocks: amulet of the unforgiving merchant

Grants +2 value to all shekels when equipped

>>127585255
Donate to a sperm bank.