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HAPPENING: MUSLIMS SHOOT UP UK ZOO
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Oh my god, those poor animals.
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>>127574631
who the fuck goes to a zoo on fucking monday morning ffs
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I was just there and sadly it appears to be nothing substantial.
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>anniversary of harambes death
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>>127574631
Harambe 2.0
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>>127574631
FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWS FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWS FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWS FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWS FAKE NEWSFAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS
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>>127574699
Wow you must really be stupid. It's a holiday you retard, no work or school so why not go to the zoo?

Did you honestly fucking forget that it's Memorial Day?
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>>127574683

>poor animals

Fuck muslims, don't pity them
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>>127574699
Shitskins with no job that's who.
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>>127574856
>Did you honestly fucking forget that it's Memorial Day?

Not in the UK....
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A tiger has escaped lmao
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>>127574699
Muzzie was probably trying to find a new wife.
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>>127574699
>tfw when you take monday off so you can miss the big crowds.
>get hit by the tolerance squad anyways.
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>>127574699
What kind of shameful Christian works on the Whitsun/Pentecost holiday?
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>>127574631
pls be white pls be white pls be white
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>>127574856
idiot fucking american, this is in the uk.

i love when americans just dont even consider shit like this cuz you guys do it all the fucking time
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>>127574631
+1 for fake and gay news
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>>127574856
Is it holiday in Britain too? Nigger.
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>>127574631
can you feed the muslims at this zoo?
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A trainee pilot 23yr old Libyan arrested in relation to Manchester attack in Shoreham (UK)
http://www.shorehamherald.co.uk
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http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/29/hamerton-zoo-evacuated-over-ongoing-incident-6669849/

Hamerton Zoo Park evacuated after serious incident ‘involving a tiger’
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>>127574954
only muslim white people do shooting in europe
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>>127574856
Sorry to break it to you, but not all countries celebrate the same holidays as us.
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My sources have just confirmed that this was a big nothingburger, I think we all could use some rest. Just close your eyes and get some much needed sleep.
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>>127574856
I had to google what's that stuff of memorial day

>hey, random soldiers died, let's throw a party and don't go to work today!

you guys really like to invent hollidays
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>muslims shoot up uk zoo
Actually a tiger escaped and attacked someone
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>>127574856
Lol I can never tell when one of us is trolling as a dumb American or genuinely retarded
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>>127575015
>trainee pilot
wew lad
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HARAMBE ACKBAR
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in this age, if we dont have mutliple twitter sources and phone video within 30 min, then it probably not a terror attack, but rather a lion mauling a nigger
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>>127574631
>Niggers always fighting in restaurants and in extreme cases, even Disneyland
>Muslims always blowing shit up and shooting up family gatherings, and in extreme cases, even Zoo's
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>>127574856
Holy shit why are Americans so retarded in that stereotypical way
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Tiger escaped from its enclosure.
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>>127574631
Stop. Hammerton.

Is this the first peaceful celebration of ramadamadingdong?
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>>127575016

>it was just a balloon popping
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>>127574856
>american intellectual
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it was just a balloon that popped, nothing to see here
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>>127575016
retard normies who go oogle at wild animals btfo
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>>127574856
Bad burger
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>>127575057
Me neither, but in both cases it always gets a laugh out of me.
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>>127575097
>Zoo's
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>>127574856
This post is impressively american.
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>>127574909
>>127574959
>>127574965
>>127575025
>>127575057


Pro-tip: It is actually a holiday in the UK today.
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>>127574959
>>127574965
Its a bank holiday here so he isn'twrong
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>>127574909
It's a bank holiday you fag
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HARAMBE 2: JUNGLE BOOGALOO
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>>127575044
Freedom ain't free, Pedro. Lotta human sacrifices to ponder and burgers to grill up
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>>127574863
Underrated post
A (you) for you
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it's bank holiday monday you fukin retARDs
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>>127575306
THE REVENGEANCE
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>>127575098
>Leftist education
Hell I saw what my little cousin is learning in maths
>they are ignoring pemdas and instead the answer still equals it if you use both methods but the numbers are different
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>>127574856
I wish Australians kept American holidays... and all the other holidays in the world.

When is Invade New Zealand Day again?
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>>127574856

Memorial day in Austria is when we make fun of Americans and pretend to be fat.
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>>127575098
Because we typically don't give a shit about the rest of the world, which is rather nice but embarrassing at the same time.
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Ok so we can confirm it was a tiger.

Still don't know the Tigers religion or fur colour yet.....
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>>127575338
>bank holiday
good goy
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>More soon.

cool false flag
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>>127574856
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Ok...

Is this a big and juicy nothing burger? Should I prepare for the nap?
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Adventures of Monkey Island
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>>127575294
>>127575297
>>127575338

What is this jew shit
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>>127574943
Underrated bantz
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>>127575411
Tamil. Discount poo in loo.
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>>127574631

the animals better be safe I swear on me dog
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>>127575411
They're not telling you it was loosed from its cage by ISIS
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>>127575280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
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>>127574856
DELETE THIS
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>>127575475
It's when we tell the banks fuck off, we're not working today.
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>tfw long weekend holiday was last week
>don't feel recharged or excited for normal work week
>want another long weekend
>want eternal long weekends
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>>127574631

harambe is back to reap the sinners
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>>127574856
This is the best example of an American post I've ever seen. It either illustrates the stupidity and gung ho jump to criticize anyone, or it illustrates the self hatred and criticism that can only be equalled by a brit or surpassed by a kraut.
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>>127574856
>Memorial Day?

Not in the UK lad, it's what we call a Bank-Holiday one of which is today, just a public hoiliday, nothign to do with the military
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>>127574856
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Was it a Sunni tiger?
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>>127574856
It's bank holiday here today
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>>127575448
Germany, the magical land where everyone is above-average.
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>>127575411

A white tiger no less, born on British soil even.

/pol/ BTFO
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GO TIGER
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>>127574699
It's a bank holiday , many people have a day off , including me
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not all muslims bruv fuck fareeca
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>>127574856
10/10
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>>127574856
tbf it is a bank holiday today
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>>127575573
literally the other way around.

i want to know what boxing day is
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>>127574856
You guys jumping on his shit are retarded. Itbis a bank holiday in the UK
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>>127575338
You fucking Brits and your "bank holidays". It's called a public holiday! Learn English you assholes.
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>>127575400

You clearly do because you all whine when we call you stupid for acting stupid
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>>127574699
Everyone is off work today you jobless neet leech
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>>127575560
why do they never steal tigers and let them loose, really roils the receptors, IS MI6 setup confirmed
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I hope they don't kill the tig tig.
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#NotAllTigers
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>>127575560
Nice
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I've been using a Zoo illustration about them for years. I've always said, that opening the doors to Muslims is like going to a zoo and opening the gate to the wolves and then being surprised that something bad happens.
Someone opened the gate to the wolves.
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>>127575747
It does seem up their alley
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>>127574631
I didn't know the tiger was religious.
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>>127574631
whats the body count so far?
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So, happening or not? Need to know if i should be working or use this as an excuse to rest
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>>127575844
This
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>>127575411
Clearly he worships harambe and went on a ape jihad
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>a Tiger literally just ate a little boy and I'm shitposting about it on the politics section of a Mongolian typesetting chatroom
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>going to a zoo instead of celebrating memorial day
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>>127574631

Here we see the attacker in his natural habitat, producing a shrill mating call
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>>127575411
It's impossible to know its motives
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>>127575044
Disgusting fucking shitskin, your day will come when you hang
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How do we know this tiger isn't working with a network of tigers that are planning more violence?

When will people learn that tigers are not compatible with Western values
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>>127575815

>NICE
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>>127575963
can't keep getting away, etc etc
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must be ramadan related

>muslims going extra crazy due to hunger
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>>127575638
>A FUCKING WHITE MALE
AHAHAHA /POL/ BTFO
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>>127574631
Are the zoo animals alright?
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>>127574631
turban or urban?
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>>127575475
lol. I'll bite. It means a holiday that is so legitimate even the scary Jew banks have to be closed.
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I hope the goats are ok
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England needs to wake up and address the elephant in the room
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>>127575411

Obviously Bangla tiger, Sorry for the bloodshed
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>>127576085
Probably some nog trying to kill a rhino or something for the horns.
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>>127575728
I spy someone who didn't read the thread.
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>>127574863
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>>127574699

The world has to take a day off because America has the day off.
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>>127575411
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>>127575411
You can't fucking blame all tigers for this. The Tigers I've been around have always been fine. They enrich our culture and we should allow thousands more into our communities
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>>127576064
is meme magic coming back?
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So is it happening? Posted 25 minutes ago, still nuffin on the my twitter feed
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>>127576175
Muslim Tigers?
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>>127574631
muslim tiger escaped and is threatening the few white Brits left in the UK
ban assault tigers now
>be brit
>be eaten by a tiger
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Tiger attacks are part of the parcel of living in the U.K.
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>>127576218

We were doing bank holidays before you were doing memorial days lad

You take a day off when we do, don't forget who your masters are
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>>127574863
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>>127575411
Neato

>>127576175
Kek
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>>127574631
What about if it is an animal attack on muslims?
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>>127575044
It's not as retarded as it sounds.

Memorial day originall started as a confederate holiday in 1866. It was a day of remembrance for fallen civil war soldiers of the confederacy.

Two years later, in1968, the North co-opted the holiday and called it Decoration Day, a day where people would go decorate the graves of fallen Union soldiers.

It wasn't until 1913, when the US got involved in WWI, that the two holidays (which were on different days of the year) were unified under the national holiday known as Memorial Day.
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We need to address the toxic masculinity in the tiger Kingdom. This is disgusting
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Harambes birthday yesterday

Coincidence? i THINK NOT.
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>>127575411
TIGERS OF PEACE
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>>127576495
God works in mysterious ways
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>>127576495
I hope the pigs ate the moslems
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>>127574631
Harambe's revenge
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>>127575411
#notalltigers
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>be Alibaba and 40 thieves
>Go to zoo see camel remind me of homeland
>See pig instead
>Unfold me turban take out AK47
>Mow down everyone in sight
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>>127576386
kek
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>>127574631
Any confirmation that it's Muslim?
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>>127576438
Any more sass like that and no more tea for you, little Mr.
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A tiger escaped you fucking knobs.
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>>127574856

So many dumb fucks fell for this
10/10 anon
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>>127576747
kys
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>>127576741
>say something retarded
>other people point it out
>Yeah guys hehe i was just baiting you all LOLL
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This zoo is 20 minutes away from my house. Its closure has fuck all to do with Muslims. Mental fucks.
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Okay, who the hell let Abdul out of the cage?
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>>127574631
A tiger escaped from the enclosure.
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>>127576821
>bengal tiger
>not muslim

yeah ok Abdul.
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>>127576540
TIGERS OF PEACE.
>TIGERS OF PEACE.
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>>127574863
don't know if stupid or genius.
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>harambe thread
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Will this be named "Memorial Day Massacre"?
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>>127576776
Faggot fuck off
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>>127576919
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>>127576702
growwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllllll
growwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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>>127575923
Ape not kill Ape
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>>127575411
Tiger went out for lunch.
HAPPENING!
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>>127576540
so what's the quick rundown, is it a tiger? a nigger? a niger? a tigger? a sand tiger? a sand tigger? a tanned tiger? a tigger nigger? what is happening
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>>127576975
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>>127574631
>HAPPENING: MUSLIMS SHOOT UP UK ZOO
you say they put a zoo into a zoo?
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>>127576919
please no bestiality
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Just googled it
Hamerton Zoo Park evacuated after serious incident ‘involving a tiger’
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>>127574954
it was black. and orange.
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>>127577016
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>>127574631
Here we go.
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>>127577035
Park itself denies the tiger thing
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>>127574631
This is what you get for praying to kike on a stick.
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>>127574631
Cat shit leafs.
>DO NOT TOUCH...
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POLICE JUST RELEASED THE PHOTO OF THE SUSPECT
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>>127576798

>mfw you got baited and now you are butthurt
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>>127577035
A Tamil Tiger?
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>>127577062
eww niggers
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>>127577012
Tldr Rundown of current Happening;
Fucking Jew kikes did this
That's all we know for sure.
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It´s fucking nothing
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>>127575383
My friend's mom is a secretary in the high school that I went to and it turns out that the kids are so brain dead from pot and iPhones, they have to lower the standards across every class. Last year out of the senior class, only 35 kids out of 90 actually legitimately graduated, but they had to pass the rest because they don't want to lose federal funding. When I went, we would spend a third of the year studying the state tests just so the school would have something to show for the money they get, than they would just fuck off and leave you on your own. They never even told us it was optional until I stopped going to the bullshit Saturday school for school testing. They actually showed up at my house to get me but I would go to New York on the weekends. They tried to suspend me but one of the teachers told me they can't do that because state tests are optional.

tl;dr it's all about the money, fuck the kids
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>>127574856
kek'd
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>>127574631
H A R A M B E R E V E N G E
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>>127577193
Tiger tank.

The time has come.
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>>127577169
yeah but anon
i baited you
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>>127574856
It's in the UK dipshit.
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>>127574631
This is Harambe's revenge.
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>>127574856
Who here memorial day costume ?
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>>127577148
you could have at least drawn stripes on his fucking face you low effort Mexico equivalent of Europe
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>>127574856
Your god damn right it is
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>>127576386
>Tigers
>agressive
haha, fuck off. Tigers (The big cats) are one of the most unique, exciting mammals to have ever existed in Africa. Discovered in 1871 in the Royal County of Umbagoku they are one of the oldest cats in the entire world and every year has been a roller coaster ride, a roller coaster fun enough to be suitable for Legoland in Windsor, another Berkshire town where Tigers are found at the local zoo.

>Tigers, in their short stays in the Zoos of England, have introduced the following memorable superstar icons to the fans of wildlife
>tony the tiger
>tigger
>richard parker
>rajah
>Hobbes
>cool cat
>simba
This is just a few of the pieces of gum that tigers have given the fans to chew on in their short stays in the country. Exciting and memorable tigers. We have also had several exciting matches. For example

>Tiger eats little boy at British zoo

These are just some examples of the thrilling events that tigers have been involved in. Indeed, whenever Tigers are in Africa it has been estimated that violent crime in Namibia is down by 5% due to the people coming off the streets to watch TIGERS. And the fun doesn't end there. We are managed by David Attenborough, the former BBC wildlife presenter. Former wildlife presenters always make for exciting times when placed into management positions and I have no doubt David will be no different. In fact we Tiger fans have a chant for him 'Chinese Attenborough Dirty Knees Boobies' which is done to mock opposing mammals who are either from China (monkeys), Divers (fish) or fat (hippos). We are very exciting so fuck off.
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>>127576705
>Be british
>get killed by tiger
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>>127574631
FAKE NEWS
Seriously, everytime someone post something from that Breaking News account it reveals to be fake
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>>127575411
>Unconfirmed
Looks like damage control to me.
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>>127574699

maybe a school trip

think aobut it, those are pretty often
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>>127574943
He was rejected.
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>>127577193
every article I've looked at is extremely limited on any details
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>>127577379
What even is this?
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>>127574856
>20+ replies
>10/10
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>>127574631
Revenge for my nigga harambe
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>>127577304
Hahahaha
Haha


Haha
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>>127577435
No shit sherlock
At least it's entertaining
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>>127577530

catwoman having the period.
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>>127575411
Yes, tigers are violent but it's our duty as a first-world country to adapt to them. We can't be felinophobes! #notalltigers!
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>>127575411
oh shit
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>>127575411
#TIGERSWELCOME
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>>127574856

>global boger face :DDDDD
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>>127576540
underrated
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>>127574856

I can smell vegemite behind that proxy.

Or maybe it's just another retarded burger, who knows ?
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>>127577745
>posting nazi memorabilia

Merkel is gonna jailed your supremacist ass, Adolf.
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>>127577435
Google it nigga there's several sources reporting this
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HAPPY RAMADAN
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>live in the middle of nowhere
>think no muzzie attacks will ever hit me
>mfw it happens 48km from me now
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This is what happens whnen you let Ahmed run the zoo.
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!!!!!!BREAKING: Tigers are reportedly offering free taxi rides to pedestrians in need.
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>>127576495
Tiger YES
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This story is actually confirmed:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3674089/hamerton-zoo-evacuated-police-air-ambulance/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/29/hamerton-zoo-evacuated-serious-incident/
No rest for UK, no tears, just daily parcel of city life horror.
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>>127577972
it's fake
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>>127577996
im fucking dying over here
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>>127577996
thats not a tiger
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>>127575411

#Tigerhasnoreligion
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>>127575577
>Tfw took 4 days holiday to give me a week off
>Caught up with all the household chores I've been putting off yesterday
>Nothing to do for next 7 days because all my mates are still working
>Sitting here shitposting on /pol/ after going out for a coffee, twice

Y-yay. Happy holidays.
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>>127577996
Nice one
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>>127578077
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/29/hamerton-zoo-evacuated-serious-incident/

But it's a tiger. Confirmed since long bro
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>>127574756
third post best post
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>Police confirm that rumours a tiger had escaped from its enclosure at Hamerton Zoo are not true
why are brits so slow with giving us information
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>>127578095
Is this a picture of the attacker?
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>>127574631
>B-b-but the terrorism threat was lowered
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>>127578150
>Nothing to do

What a do fag. Doing things sucks.
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>>127577996
fucking hell
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dont tell me another fucking idiot parent let their kid fall into a tiger cage
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#niceattack
was the best hashtag
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>air ambulance
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>reports that it's a tiger

This is probably a lie. Remember the Manchester concert was supposedly just a balloon, then the sound system.

The park and police are already reporting that it wasn't an animal escape
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>>127574631
Why is everyone on /pol/ so desperate for terrorist attacks?
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they weren't fed in time?
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>>127574856
I wonder what is going to happen on the 4th of July in the U.K.
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>>127578199
Did he convert to Islam?
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>>127574631

Mystery happening as of now.
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>>127578528
because when someone who is more successful than you (anyone in this case) dies, it apeases you for a moment
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pls dont tell me they killed the tiger

why kill animals cause of human negligence
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>>127578528

We're just keep a close eye out for them because it's Ramadan
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A spokesman for Cambridgeshire Constabulary said: "We were called around 11.15 to reports of a serious incident at Hamerton Park.

"Officers attended the scene along with ambulance crews and MAGPAS [air ambulance].

"There is no further information at this time but we will provide an update when we are able to do so."

He added: “There is nothing ongoing at the location now that would require anyone to be concerned.”

Literally nothing. Some dumb kid probably fell in an enclosure.
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>>127578528
We secretly hate each other and want to see each other die
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>>127578528

because we're fans of natural selection
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>>127578667
>we are unable further info
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>>127578528
tigerist attacks
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tiger is an animal of peace, its grrrrrreat
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>>127574631
#NotAllTigers
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>>127575411
#NotAllTigers
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>>127578681
All tigers should be killed along with all other dangerous animals such as brown people and Jews
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>>127578527
Maybe they meant "escape" as in "left zoo property". Some articles I read had a eye-witness who saw the tiger though he could be full of shit.
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>>127578789
>>127578793
tigermind
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>>127575098
Artificial foods
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>>127578680
Lol this
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#NotAllTigers
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>>127578204
> German Education
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>>127575396
>pretend to be fat
sure thing
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>>127578667
Glad they caught the perps.
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>>127578528
makes me feel alive
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>>127574856
Jesus.
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>>127578789
>>127578793
you two should meet up and fuck.
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>>127574631
Just some Ramadan stuff.
What's the big deal?
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Tigers be eating people... I think that nigger katt williams called this shit
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No animal has escaped?... Chimp holding a human as sex slave?
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>>127577996
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>>127578287
>unproductive Japanese mab

Really X's my Y.
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>>127574631
Some idiot jumped into a lion pen but got dragged out before anything serious happened. They evacuated everyone so that no-one would film it on their phones in case the daft fucker got eaten.
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>>127578780
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>>127579090
THATS NOT WILL SMITH YOU FUCKING MORON THATS MICHAEL JACKSON CHECK YOUR FILENAME YOU KEK
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>>127574699
I do sometimes. Gf and I have a membership so after 3 times it's practically free to go.
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>>127574856
I hope you're ashamed of yourself. Stupid cheeseburger.
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>>127578528
Maximum comfy desu
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>>127575707
Everyone in the UK goes to the massive ring we have in London and has a round robin boxing tourney.
>>
is it happening?
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>>127574856
Why is everyone roasting the burger? It IS a bank holiday in the UK today....
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What are the odds it was the fucking "white" male?
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>>127578528
95% because I will be able to discuss it with /pol/, 5% because it will change people's minds.
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>>127574856

You make me proud burgerbro, assuming all countries celebrate our glorious Holidays because we are #1 Super power.
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some snackbars gettin dat goat pussy. nahm sayn
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>>127575573
Your delusional all your banks can't function without the American banks therfore they just don't want to work.
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>>127575475
Day off muthafuckkkerrrr - we'll have four more days off with jezza
>>
zombie harambe
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BREAKING: SUSPECT HAS BEEN KILLED - FIRST PICTURES OF THE SHOOTER EMERGES (SOURCE: BBC & CNN)
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IS IT HAPPENING OR NOT?!?!?

TIGER WAS FAKE NEWS SO WHAT COULD IT BE???

"MAJOR INCIDENT" ... INDICTAES = SERIOUS BUSINESS

NO ANIMALS ESCAPED = HOw could it be seirous if RELATED TO ANIMALS??

Is it truly an attack???
IF IT WAS you'd think twitter would be going crazy???
Been an hour now OR MORE!

WHAT DO YOU THINK an attack or someone attacked INSIDE A PEN??

Could it still be terror what are the odds???
>>
>>127578528

liberal karma
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>>127579579
It's fake news. Literally nothing happened.
>>
>>127577379

Simba was a lion you nonce
>>
>>127579548
Tigernald Blumpf?
>>
Probably a speaker jumped the fence to return to the wild.
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>>127579168

I think you missed the joke there son
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>>127574856
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>>127579619
How do you know? SOURCE.
The wWHY ARE IMAGES SURFACING WITH HELICOPTERS AND POLICE CARS?!

Are YOU a DISINFORMATION SHILL??

To me it sound slike you are FULL OF SHIT better theories please!!
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>>127574631
>1 post by this ad
>288 replies
Newfags need to go.
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>>127574631
>let's throw a party and don't go to work today!

Don't you tacos do that every day anyways?
>>
>>127579814
id*
Also
>Believing a leaf
>ever
>>
>>127579804
My uncle works at that zoo. He just texted me, everything is fine there.
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>>127578667
Sounds like the got the perps.
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>>127574959
Yeah it is kind of embarrassing TBQH.

It is a byproduct of your country being the center of the world I guess but it is still kind of vulgar.
>>
>>127574856
>>
>>127578667
>cambs
wtf that sounds cute as fuck
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Upgraded to 'very serious incident'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-40084713
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>>127574856
Nice one Tyrone LeGenius here is your deserved (You)
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>>127579920
Fucking BULLSHIT YOU ARE AN AUSTRALIAN!

Why do you wanna dismiss it what's your agenda???
Send some princtscreens of him saying it then if it's true. I SMELL YOUR BS.
Sure it's false alarm but only an austrialian have the answers?? FUCK OFF
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>>127578667
>>127580118
What the fuck is with those cute names?
>cambs
>hunts
>>
>https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/869192760410206209
Tiger got out, attacked visitors, report says.
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>>127574699
School children on a field trip.
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>>127577745
Wtf is that nazi car you post
>>
>>127577372
>burger in hand
>not morbidly obese
bitchplease.jpg
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>>127580026
Yeah very serious incident and we have AUSTRALIANS in the thread claming nothing happened!
They have disinfo shills and info is being covered up be aware peeds!

Obviously somehting is very veyr wrong here but just like in MANCHESTER BOMBING there were shills "only baloons, it's nothing" HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF!
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>>127580163
Please don't be triggered by the Aussie
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>>127574856
Excellent bait anon
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>>127574863
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>>127579804
>SOURCE.

Google "hamerton zoo" click "news" tab.

You're welcome, and happy ramadan.
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>>127580188

Its just a shortage version of the county names.
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>>127580026

Info being suppressed here. Controlling narrative or ongoing investigation?
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>>127580188

short names for districts

Cambridgeshire, Huntingdonshire
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>>127578528
Karmic Validation
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>>127574856
>europoors took the bait

works every time
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>>127580432
>>127580460
yeah but I wouldn't expect that from a professional organisation
still really cute though
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>>127576308
Meme magick never left
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>>127575411
>http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/29/hamerton-zoo-evacuated-over-ongoing-incident-6669849/


#notalltigers
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>>127580415
Ywah another shill you know bvery well NOTHING IS CONFIRMED why the big interest of crerating this narrative of that it's cool??

Fucking stop it tired of this brave enw world information control bs!! You and your employer are the worst scum this earth has EVER seen!
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>>127580026
Someone must have played an anti terrorist song and offended some Muslims.
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>>127575044
You should have one too. After all, you did lose all of six people to combat in WWII.
>>
My guess is people having been stabbed tiger narrative distributed through proxy disinfo shills to manipulate hive mind emotional state to make it blow over fats when they finally release the news BE VIGILANT!
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>>127578528
gradually redpilling the normies
>>
happening discord:

https://discordapp.com/invite/A6WU2zr
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>>127574631
>>127578062
Was it a muslim tiger?
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>>127580693
>>
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Here's an image of the suspected attacker.
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>>127580956
Do not click this they will track you and store you!
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>>127581189
W-will he get away this time too?
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>>127574856
You moron it's the UK
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>>127580733
>A female officer who attended the home in Cambridge pressed her 'panic button' after 'taking offence' to the track
Women.
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>>127574856
you make me proud
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>>127575098
pls no bully ;-;
*sad frog image*
>>
If there's any reports that this was an attack I could check it out once things die down and it's confirmed the attacker is caught. I'm not too far
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>>127574856
don't include me in the screencap
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>>127575097
>apostrophe s for plural form

kys you fucking retard
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>>127574856
This
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>>127574856
Well done
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>>127574856
that was beautiful, anon. well played. look at all those fucking (you)s.
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