Brit/pol/ - Lancashire Edition

>Thu 18 May: Seven-way ITV leaders' debate in Salford without Theresa May or Jeremy Corbyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEgi50lP8co

>Sun 21 May: Scottish leaders debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFJh-jTVbk

>Mon 22 May: Theresa May interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPzlFxYhR28

>Fri 26 May: Jeremy Corbyn interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k

>Fri 26 May: Nicola Sturgeon interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scstc4QmJTg

>Mon 29 May: Victria Derbyshire - The Big Debate
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b08s72py/victoria-derbyshire-the-big-debate

>Mon 29 May: Paul Nuttall interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil

>Mon 29 May: Jeremy Corbyn and Theresa May interviewed by Channel 4's Jeremy Paxman in front of live studio audience

>Wed 31 May: Seven-way BBC debate between key figures from each party, without May or Corbyn

>Thu 1 June: Tim Farron interviewed by BBC's Andrew Neil

>Fri 2 June: Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn BBC Question Time special

>Sun 4 June: Question Time with Nicola Sturgeon and Tim Farron

>Sun 4 June: Election Questions to Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood and UKIP leader Paul Nuttall on BBC

>Tue 6 June: BBC Newsbeat youth debate

>Fri 9 June: Additional Question Time

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first for triggering commies

Tories are NOT BASED. It's a trap. So is Corbyn.

Nu-/britpol/ get the fuck out of here.

There is NO political solution without violent revolution.

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cummy in mummy

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yorkshire > lancashite desu

>tfw penis has grown 1 inch in a year

>tfw 19

wew lads pretty spooky really

6rd for CTR:UK shills breaking down

>>127574603
>BBC Newsbeat youth debate

This is going to be one hell of a shitshow

Predictions on tonights QT debate?

Mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZbL32pPado

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Nth for triggering unironic toryboys

>>127574744
you have probably just lost weight

>>127574720
autistic fucking scum

>>127574720
VOTE CORBYN

http://www.strawpoll.me/13066059
http://www.strawpoll.me/13066059
http://www.strawpoll.me/13066059
http://www.strawpoll.me/13066059

>>127574744
Mine gets bigger when I don't wank for a week

>>127574744
Welcome to the two-incher club laddy

Anyone see the dumb 'muslim blind folds himself and gives free hugs' Headlines.

Yeah great mate, thanks for the hug, don't feel so bad about dead children, maybe islam is a religions of peace.

Do we know if any muslims have been hospitalised/died from the 18 hour fasting yet?

>>127574828
Nah, my weight's remained constant.

I actually went to the doctors because I was a little worried, he said the penis can grow until you reach 21.

>>127574921
well ill be damned

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>>127574879

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>tfw go to cash machine and all the notes are brand new and in sequential order

>>127574716
>There is NO political solution without violent revolution.
that's not a solution that works. When it has happened, whether by necessity or not, the results are unpredictable and often end up worse

Daily reminder to block people calling others shills.

Shill spamming is a shutdown attempt expected by aids skrillex and carl the cuck. It is not a level of discourse befitting the board.

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>>127575039
I saw the first fail lad

>>127575062
This, I mean some dickheads do troll here but to pretend that this board is uniform is absurd.

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Reminder

do we have many maniacs in the uk?

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that

>>127575043
>implying a political shift as large as what is required to save Britain has ever happened without a violent revolution

Shifting the Overton window and voting is too slow lad, the UK will be unrecognisable before the necessary outcomes could be achieved.

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Torie

>>127575062
Too late, say one bad thing about BASED Mummy May and you're literally going to be called a paid shill by at least a few people. Shill culture is in here now, it is too late.

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hate

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or are there more in finland?

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Great

>>127575039
What was your original upload? The thumbnail is tempting me.

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Britain

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Are you subbed to any political youtubers? What do you think of Rebel news or Sargon?

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>>127574913
If a bloke gives free hugs in front of a camera then it means an entire religion of a billion-odd brown people instantly become just like us and they couldn't possibly ever harbour negative thoughts about us

>>127575364
I only watch (((Rebel))) for Tommy

>>127575267
Yeah, just the other day i saw a workmate drop a custard cream into his tea. He said he likes to eat the soggy biscuit after he's done drinking the tea.

Fucking maniac.

>>127575062
>>127575291
>>127575187
tbf I have seen some people post identical posts in multiple threads about utter bollocks.
Remember that guy from a few days back who kept posting the image of labours policy on hiring 500 border guards and kept saying Corbyn wanted to implement an Australian points system and every time was asked to post source he just said check his Facebook.
I have seen multiple people like this.

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>>127575443
>eat the soggy biscuit

>>127575443
Fucking savage

>>127575328
>some people on Brit/pol/ actually used to think Boris was 'based'

It's an endless source of amusement.

Where are the UK statistics relating to race and crime?

>>127575541
Hidden.

>>127575443
I'm sorry to tell you this mate, but if thats not normal for you, YOU might be the maniac.

Do it with ginger nuts to start, and then experiment.

It's the closest thing to being a sexual deviant the tories will allow.

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>>127574522
Nth for Hitler was right

>>127575497
>to be fair this one guy was autistic and a leftie so this proves the existence of actual paid shills in /britpol/

now you're using the same rationale as /PTG/ threads, it's already too late.

>>127575541
Muslims kill and rape more children than any other

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>>127575328
>cutting the date off
Why?

>>127575291
I know, although i disagree about May. I mostly agree with her policies. Either way the other choices are corbyn or farron.

Can you actually imagine either one doing a half decent job?

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>only 10 more sleeps until polling day

Getting excited tbqh lads.

>>127575497
I wasn't saying they don't exist, I know they definitely do. But the word shill has become the new "Cuck" and "JIDF"

>>127575364
Is this a real image?

>>127575651
Right but that's a statement not a statistic.

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>>127575350

>'act now on the national debt'
>its literally doubled since 2010

>>127575541
https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/crimeandjustice/compendium/focusonviolentcrimeandsexualoffences/yearendingmarch2015

>>127574603
>>Sun 4 June: Election Questions to Plaid Cymru leader Leanne Wood and UKIP leader Paul Nuttall on BBC
Also questions to the male Green leader

>>127575683
>Getting excited tbqh lads.

This is why they have us in the palm of their hands. Getting excited to think you're making a change.

>>127575649
Obviously not paid, but they certainly seem like momentum raiders from somewhere.
>>127575698
Agree with you there mate.

>>127575716
It's a hypothesis. I'm gathering data now.

I'm looking at proving that islam kills more children than cot-death and neglect combined

>>127575286
>the UK will be unrecognisable before the necessary outcomes could be achieved.
>implying that a revolution would result in a recognisable UK
I'm not saying it isn't possible, but revolts against the elite class often end up worse

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>you will never escape the degeneracy that surrounds you and retreat to a tropical island where you will proceed to bring dinosaurs back to life while this music plays in the background
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M

Feels pretty bad lads.

>>127575364
There's only one yootoober ah cin ever be bawthwered ta watch, but ah'll get to that lehter

>>127575850
This might help
http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/17/one-in-five-child-deaths-in-a-london-borough-are-because-parents-are-related-6642694/

>>127574913
>blind folds himself
So he can't see the bloody victims, of course.

>>127575426
Why would you watch it for Tommy when he works for them

>>127575759
>Not getting excited for off the charts brit/pol/ banter and shitposting

Killjoy.

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vote corbyn the tories are nuff shit bruv

>>127575683
Only 11 sleeps until my final uni exam!

>>127574716
Who have you seen actually, unironically calling the Tories "based" in these threads? Mummyposting doesn't count.

>>127575759

>not autistically enjoying swings, statistical changes, and surprise results on election nights

Do you know where you are?

>>127575814
They don't exist.

I have LARPed as CTR when something went down, because adding fuel to the fire is sometimes funny. I have convinced loads of people that shills exist by LARPing as one, just to see if people would take it. Don't be so sure on the internet you pleasant, yet naive fool.

>>127574817
I think Corbyn will be able to deal with Paxo better than May.
Once he starts laying into May about being childless that'll be it, she'll be psychologically broken and unable to continue.

>>127575759
>he doesn't enjoy watching live election/referendum results with brit/pol/

No fun allowed.

>>127575541
https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/crimeandjustice/compendium/focusonviolentcrimeandsexualoffences/yearendingmarch2015

Unemployment by race is also interesting
http://researchbriefings.files.parliament.uk/documents/SN06385/SN06385.pdf

>>127575917
Judging from the tag, you already escaped to a prehistoric island of giant monsters. Or sheep. I can't tell because of the size of the pixels

>>127576004
Why would Paxman bring that up?

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>Deutschland

Wew lads, apparently there's a happening at Hamerton Zoo

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/810609/hamerton-zoo-park-evacuated-police-incident-cambridgeshire

>>127575939
because it's his biggest platform.
>>127575947
yeah you don't live here faggot. people will be arguing and buzzing over arbitrary stats, nothing will change and we'll still import muslims and kill our own culture/people.
>>127576019
blackpilled

>>127576019
>exam at 9am on the 9th
WHY

>>127576074
To highlight how little investment she has in the future of the country.

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>>127575683
Praise Kek

Not long now before we meme Mummy May to a second election and btfo the EU

>>127576131
When leadsom accidentally did that, she was lambasted for it

Can someone please explain to me what's going on with these muslim rape gangs? Why do you let that happen?
I'm an immigrant from Canada based in London, and I can't get my head around how cucked you are.

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>>127574716
>>127575043
>Anyone who clings to the historically untrue and thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler could referee and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.

>>127576090
What the fuck.

>>127575999
Heres the thing. If i was the leader of a party i'd have dissemination teams targeting messaging forums.

Minimum wage to brainwash people with propaganda. You cannot get a better return on votes/spend.

>>127576113
This is literally an 11 minute drive from me

>>127576160
>2 posts
>political kiketubers
>praise kek mummy may frogpost
Back to plebbit

>>127576201
It's worse to be called racist than to let your girls get raped.

>>127576201
>I'm an immigrant from Canada
>I can't get my head around how cucked you are.

>>127575999
Long before 4chan, and on plenty more boards than this, have there been government and private sources both scanning websites and actively participating in discussions.

Think google new groups, think darknet. I doubt it is a government policy to shitpost on /pol/, but certain private interest groups do utilise forums in disinformation campaigns.

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>>127576073
True, Emu's are the closest thing's we have to Dinosaurs left. Pray that you never come into contact with one of these deadly bastards if you ever come down here, they roam in packs and ravage whole towns.

>>127576113
Not terror
>visitors claiming the fled in terror after a tiger escaped from its enclosure.

>>127576223
I didn't say, nor imply violence isn't necessary sometimes, but, that thinking you will be happy with the unpredictable outcome of a revolution is naive

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>>127576131
You must be bonkers if you genuinely think he'll bring such a personal (yet crucial) question to light. We already know how insecure she is about it, after she made the media mob Leadsom and force her to drop out >>127576196

FUCK LANCASHIRE, YORKSHIRE RULES, GET TURFED YOU FUCKING GIPSY FAGS

>>127575350
This is what annoys me so much about Conservatives. There get all the anti immigration vote and ignore their promises

>>127576281
this is a thread for ethnic kekistanis

fuck off to the student room cuck

>>127576229
and i thought our government and police were bad. Also the phone operator was a woman who took the guys call

>>127576436
FUCK YORKSHIRE

RED ROSE > WHITE ROSE

york is nice but you have bradford so do 1

>>127576113

It was sunny all round
There were kids in the grounds
When the tigers broke free
And that's how hamerton zoo
Took my daddy from me

>>127576004

You saw what Neil did to him, Paxman will be ten times worse as he really knows how to push people's buttons. I wouldn't be surprised if Corbyn doesn't just end up passive aggressive but visibly loses it.

>>127576347
Be careful, or I will convert to Islam and rape your 12 year old sister while the councilor and police watch.

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>>127576466

>>127576487

>Burnley
>Blackburn
>Briefield

All full up to the brim with you know what.

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>>127576375
ALLAHU AKBAR

>>127576556
Right in the feels you cunt, I live in Blackburn.

Mate we're both in the same boat. Remember, a Lancastrian fought for Yorkshire and vice versa.

>>127576468
If that operator isn't sacked immediately there's something going on.

>>127575350
>>127576463
if corbyn was in power the numbers would be 1-2million a year

not 100 thousand, the tories are at least trying to get numbers down but until we leave the EU it's a struggle. Open door and all that

>>127576526
fucking kill yourself lad

>>127576497
Only good song on the album and I still fucking hate it because the political undertones are lefty trash.

>>127576556
>>127576436
Fuck you, we have the best sluts in the north!

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>When Blairites try daily to undermine your leadership and you poll better than Labour has in an election since 2001

>>127576610

At least we have North Yorkshire which is white and Tory, does Lancashire have such an area?

Bradford etc are all to the south, as is Leeds. For some reason if you draw a line from Liverpool east you find endless shitholes.

>>127576004
Corbyn will be fucked on economic policy like he was against Neil (the how he will borrow money question) and May will come off as nervous and will keep stuttering as she is most likely autistic. I'm hoping Corbyn says something either retarded or mental as it will be the only source of entertainment tonight I reckon.

I don't know why May didn't sign up to the TV debate as the only thing she is good at is offence, hence why every Wednesday morning she savages Corbyn.

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>>127576487
Preston, Bolton, Blackburn... don't pretend you don't have your own paki hellholes to deal with.

>>127575917
>brb, getting disemboweled by a raptor.
No big deal compared to man-eating spiders, jellyfish that can kill on contact, and kangaroos that will rip your heart out.

>>127576667

I'd say it was more personal than that but different strokes eh

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>>127576512
>I'VE ANSWERED THE QUESTION

>>127576697
Yes of course it has such areas you stupid cunt. You can't be that numb to think our meme cities like Blackburn and Bradford represent our counties.

>>127576751
DUDE, just shut the fuck up you fucking pikey cunt. The dude made a fuck lancashire post so I'm defending my home county. You cunts have a LOT of fucking muslim areas too. We have nice areas, you have nice areas.

Just shut the fuck up you divide and conquer piece of fucking shit

>>127576201
To be fair, from the accounts I've read, it started with muslim children, so we didn't care. The muslim communities cut themselves off because they refuse to contribute to society. It's an inherent problem with the muslim community. They also tend to try and solve most problems within the community, so if your uncle forms a rape gang and kidnaps you and your friends, you're basically fucked. What can you do? Tell your mum? She'll call you a slut and you're a disgrace on the family for getting raped. You're now basically garbage, no muslim man wants you, and you'd be killed/acid faced if you went out with a white guy/other kafir.

But there's parts of society where integration happens, much at the behest of the muslims (and the rest of us) like education. Secondary and high schools (depending on if you're in a three or two school system) often have mixed attendance, despite the muslims best attempts to stop that. Little white girls inevitably make friends with the children, because they don't know better. Suddenly when uncle ahmed comes to pick up little neesha for her fun time, little rebecca and little katy are with her as well, and they all get taken. And none of them tell because they don't want Neesha to get acid splashed or murdered.

So its only when then they're older/not so fucking stupid do they tell anyone. So its been years, and now there's a fucking islamic pedo ring, and it takes years to break up as well, because the mudslimes wont rat each other out, or try and solve it themselves by getting rid of the women who got raped.

It's a problem with islam, not a problem with england, like with most things.

absolutely fucking pointless argument over who has the most muslims

I want to fucking die when I realise the actual state of this country

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>>127576090
>he said one of the magic chocolate men was doing something bad! That can't be right, the media told us they are enriching us with their vibrant diversity! He's a CIS white male, he's probably making a racist joke, send a car to arrest him

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They've remade Constructor!

>>127576697
>>127576751
>>127576556

>FUCK YOUR HOME
>defend my home

>FUCK YOU, YOU HAVE MUSLIMS!!!
>I mean we have a FUCK LOAD of Muslims but you have a fuck load too! HAHAHAHAHA, You may even have more than we do! I spit on you!

Fucking disgusting, think about the state of yourselves and the way you view your countrymen.

>>127576830
You're probably right, but the rest of the album taints the lot to me, a real shame as there's a lot of very creative moments throughout. Despite my dislike of it it's still a million times better than aMLoR.

>>127576880

>haha! You're drowning in sewage as well, faggot!

>>127576984

Ha, I live in North Yorkshire and we don't have any muslims at all, it's a well off county too and votes Tory religiously.

>>127576682
"Just as planned," Lynton Crosby cackled.

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>>127576838
Hahahaha fuck me, calm down just a bit lad. We know overall Yorkshire's a fucking state, just have some humility and admit the same of Lancashire. Put the tribal toss aside for a moment and accept we have bigger, angrier and more-bearded fish to fry.

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>>127577063
>and votes

Cucks

>>127576858
Fuck off, I've been so shocked by this that I read all about it. It specifically targeted young English girls because they are infidels and therefore fair game.
You're a disgusting human being and it sickens me what you allow them to get away with.

Diane Abbott BTFO by that Tory crowd.

Why is the Paxman thing only 1 hour long tonight? It should be at least 3 hours long, or they should have a 1 hour version aired at primetime then let us autists watch a longer one at another time. 30 minutes each is just going to be constant rubbish talking points.

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>the pakis are fighting again

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>>127576858
Do you think we could get a wall around Bradford and brum?

Someone should tweet Moggsy about it, we could build discussions with the trump administration when they visit this winter.

We could have turrets with a tophat moggs clones sniping any brown types with a L85a2, maybe a few stationed at Dover too just encase like

BUILD THE WALL

KEK DEMANDS IT

bring back political uniforms

>>127576682
So are we seeing the final defeat of the Blairites in the Labour party? If Labour perform above expectations Corbyn will either stay on or they will vote in another radical lefty.

>>127576942
>The state of the british games industry compared to the 90's

Man I'm going to grab some constructor.

Its sad Team 17 makes shit games now, and creative assembly has gone full autistic market for their nottingham plastic crack jews.

>>127577154
Because hardly anyone would watch it if it was 3 hours long.

>>127576880
This is one of the things that pisses me off about /pol/, seeing Krauts, Frogs, and Yanks shitting on everyone going 'haha you have more muslims/blacks!!1!' while totally ignoring their own problems. Fucking embarassing 2bh.

>>127577263

What with Paxman talking and that Islam man we are going to get less talk time from May and Corbychev than we got during the Neilings.

>lefty/pol/ and /r/UK getting triggered by being called shills

wew

>>127577195
>L85a2
>not SA80a2

Underage vidya faggot detected.

>>127577137
What happened?

>>127576942
Buggy as dogshit apparently. Typical of todays industry tbph.
I barely play vidya anymore, not because I am bored of them, but because most of them are shite and/or unfinished. Been enjoying Civ6, but I waited until it was on sale to buy.

I hate question time lads.

People ask questions that require at least an hour to properly discuss, and the panel knows they only have a few minutes. This leads to people desperately clamouring to get their soundbite in, and also trying to garner as much applause as possible from the idiot audience.

>>127575062
Exactly what an actual shill would say tbqh mate.

>>127577154

Three hours?!

>>127577341

The fact that Douglas Murray wasn't on QT last week disgusts me when he was on a lot of other programmes. Can't have a realist on, no that won't do.

>>127577328
t.tripcuck

off yourself

>>127577352

Yes, American Presidential debates are 3 x 1 hours I thought.

>>127577337
Theresa is speaking on Sky News and she said 'we'd have Jeremy as leader, John McDonnell in the treasury, and Diane Abbott-' and they all said 'noooo!' in unison, it was pretty funny.

>>127577404
>le kek demands it

The utter state of anonymongs.

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>>127577096
I'm the one being torn apart here for defending my country. I wasn't the one who made the stupid "FUCK LANCASHIRE YOU HAVE PAKIS" post. I don't make those posts because I know we're all fucked. Why people still argue over class and county I have no idea, probably because it's illegal to take our anger out of pakis. I live driving to Yorkshire (It's about 10minutes away).

>>127577063
That's good, I live quite near to Blackburn in this area. Muslims don't like leaving the city it seems.

>>127577154
It's 90 minutes I think but you have to factor in advert breaks

>>127577429
No they're two hours, also maybe we shouldn't try and emulate the US system of doing things.

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>>127577473
>unironic Nihilism (and yet he still argues about pointless drivel every day)
I wouldn't say you're any better

THIS IS YOUR FUTURE PM AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

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>>127577195
Not all of brum mate... I wouldn't be able to get to work. That said, I'm in a white area, with limited mudslimes and only hindus when we do have them.

That said, you could wall off Yardley, Bordersly Green, Sparkbrook, a lot of Aston (Although thats mainly blacks and poor whites still) perry barr, etc

if you look at this map, if its liberal, they probably have a muslim majority. If its blue, its white/hindu/sikh. If its red, its poor white and black.

>>127577401
Douglas Murray is a pseud lol

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>>127577602
FORGOT PIC

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Last desperate hope BTFO.

>>127577602
At least you tried

>>127577679
her glasses make her eyes look kinda beady.

>>127577699
Wasn't there some lawyer not that long ago that tried to say leaving the EU was illegal?

>>127577679
>>127577602
The ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE of reddit tourists lads

>>127577661
Hang on. If what he is saying stands up to scrutiny and he can dictate it in an eloquent and thoughtful way... Why does that made him a pseud?

>le you must be a bioengineer to have an opinion on immigration

>>127577699
what have the irish got to do with british democracy?

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>MI6 are behind ISIS

>MI5 let attacker strike

>Bongs handover more power to MI5 and MI6

Best goys

>>127577833
Saying the obvious doesn't make you an 'intellectual', bud

>>127577600
Triplords are the superior posters. This has already been established.

>>127577892
nor does it make you a pseud

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>>127577512
Nobody's tearing you apart or having an unfair pop at Lancs mate. You simply responded to a moron with an identical level of vitriol. Let's all throw down our keyboards and have a big hug, because all this regional shitflinging doesn't achieve anything when we all face actual great threats together.

>>127577885
I like a good arse as much as the next man but that's just nigger tier. It's twice the size of her head for fucks sake

>>127577892
>Saying the obvious doesn't make you an 'intellectual'
>stating the obvious without evidence doesn't prove validity

>>127577892
you'd be surprised at the amount of people who cant spot the obvious.

>>127577341
they should bring back that talk show from the 70's where people just sat around a table.

>>127574522
Why you have jap as op pic, lad?

>Roger Waters just released a new album

Oh for fucks sakes.

>>127578016
Votetards for example.

>>127577885
The fact that these attackers all seem to be "known to authorities" does add weight to that particular theory.

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>>127576374
The Age of Bogan is at an End.

The Era of Emu begins.

>>127577351
I suppose you're right. But i'll leave that to you to decide how to interpret the shitshow that has become britpol since the election was announced.

>>127577570

So just because the Americans really scrutinize their candidates we shouldn't?

Stupid

>>127578087
>known to authorities
That means he was reported a while back but they considered him a low thread or something

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Bloody hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFxPw7rVIpQ

>>127578137
Not a presidential system. I prefer the set up for QT of questions from an audience over a direct contest.

WILLY
I
L
L
Y

heh

>>127577892
It doesn't make you a pseud either. It's worthwhile when the obvious isn't being said by anyone.

Read his book on the Saville Inquiry if you want to see his analytic ability.

>>127578137
>the Americans really scrutinize their candidates
>choice between clinton and trump
I'm not sure that statement is true

>>127576655
>the tories are atleast trying to get the numbers down

Wew lad youve outdone yourself there

>>127577991
It's photoshopped. Reverse image search it.

>>127578137
If you're saying two people deserve an hour and a half apiece then, again, no-one will watch that. Maybe you would, and indeed you'll say that, but the autist market isn't a big one, and these channels don't put debates on for anything other than ratings.

>>127578193
SAWTRY MENTIONED

>>127578137

Three hours though..

>>127576942

kek I actually bought the bigbox version of this back in the day, the CGI always unnerved me for some reason

I remember one of the builders was a souser who said "alright, alright"

Holy fuck those old boxes used take up so much room

>>127578087
but what could do they? you can't arrest people without reasonable suspicion. there wouldn't be enough resources to monitor every suspect to the point where every attack can be prevented

>>127578137
>Americans really scrutinize their candidates

Thanks for the laugh m8

LADS missus is stopping at her Mum's tonight what takeaway am I having?

>>127578536
I'd say some good fish and chips, or you could pop down to the local for a good counter meal.

>>127578485
I just remember the fucking scumbag tenants fucking up my property before they left and the shithouse squatters.

>>127578536
pie, chips and mushy peas

>>127578536
Get on tinder and find some fresh gash/stds/new child

>>127578653
She's took the car lad its delivery or nout

Afternoon, lads. I haven't been following the news much since the Manchester attack, did those missing people turn up yet?

>>127578536
>stopping at her Mum's tonight

Sure she is anon, she's having an affair, so you should do the right thing and post her newds

brit/pol/ discord:

https://discordapp.com/invite/A6WU2zr

>>127578536
Are you searching on adultwork?

>>127578489
They shouldn't be here in the first place and there certainly be so many of them that the police can't monitor them resulting in childrens blood being spilt.

>>127575588
>It's the closest thing to being a sexual deviant the tories will allow.

Confirmed too young to remember the John Major Govt.
There wasn't a backbencher worth his salt that didn't carry a length of itchy rope & an orange along with his ministerial brown envelopes & strictly tethered young boy/assistant.

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>>127578536
She's getting fucked by Tyrone senpai

might want to confront her

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>>127577699
Reminder.

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>>127577979
Hear hear. I hope we make it, the blackpill is strong. Cheers mate.

White brits: do what your ancestors before you did when their government failed them. Come to burgerland in search for freedom. Take up arms to insure that it never happens again.

Don't give me that militias can't do shit nonsense. Your military has lost just about every war against militias you fought.

>>127577933
>>127578003
>>127578016
>>127578238
If you require a public figure to form your opinions, you are a pseud and one of the problems with this nation.

tldr: kill yourself

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Or should I go see a prozzy?

>>127578536
BBQ Pizza.

>>127579055
>all written discourse in history was pointless

Plato BTFO

>>127579057
Do it for the banter

>>127579162
Writing is different to a 5 minute TV appearance that you can like on YouTube, pseud.

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>>127576126
I feel for you buddy. Meanwhile my first exam is on the 15th a week after polling day

>>127579057
Her soles look a bit dirty lad.
Can't trust a slag with dirty soles.

>>127576942
I would just like to see a brand new Constructor game. Tropico has done resonably well this way. Tropico 4 is the best though.

>>127579057
Fucking degenerate, off yourself

>>127579057
Yes.

>>127579057
>OWO
Be very careful

Tory lead down to 6% in new Survation phone poll

>6%
>6%
>6%

This is not a drill

>>127579234
Douglas Murray is a writer you absolute spesh.

>>127579057
What is CIM?

>>127579378

>ORB/survation + Yougov

They are shit tier m8

>>127579383
Yes, a shit one

>>127579410

Cum in mouth

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>muh Jezza is going to win

>>127579378
>>127579508

>>127579378
It was 5% in yougov then went back up to 7% a day later.
Meanwhile ICM have a 14% tory lead. And others had 10/12%.

>>127579436
It's a phone poll though, which tend to be more reliable

>>127579571
EU referendum the online polls were more reliable

WHY DOES THE JUSTICE SYSTEM DISCRIMINATE AGAINST MINORITIES? THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE; THE COURTS ARE RACIST!!!


Compared to the population as a whole, the non-white population is over represented accounting for 12% of the general population and
25% of the prison population at December 2016.

>>127579571

Most of them are phone polls numpty, do you think they go round to people's houses and ask?

>>127579270
I'd settle for red alert playable on win7.

>>127579571
Online was more reliable for the EU referendum

>>127579643
Will our prisons win a diversity award?

The choice is clear lads vote Conservative to ensure Brexit happens. Yeah the internet censorship stuff is shit but we can fight that.

The other option is we don't vote or vote UKIP and we end up with Corbyn who will fuck up Brexit and censor the internet anyway.

May is shit but Corbyn is shitter and endorsed by actual commies.

>>127579378
>>127579571
As a note to this. Yougov and ORB are taking turnout as people say they'll vote.
Meanwhile ICM are using a model based on 2015 turnout.
So you get these big differences

>>127579378
>>127579508
Mummy May needs our power /pol/

We need all available kekistanis giving her everything we can \o/

>>127579664
>What are online polls?

>>127579643
maybe they just commit more crime. there is a wealth of empirical data to support this, whereas your assertion that it is down to racism is based on muh feels

>>127579714
Doesn't The First Decade work on 7? I was playing it on windows 10

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>>127579918

>>127579925

Online polls can be brigaded, pointless.

>>127579940
The first decade?

>>127580019
Scientific online polls like yougov, not some twitter thing

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Vote Labour

>>127580077

Again... Yougov, ORB/Survation are always the least reliable.

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>>127574522
Brit/pol/ Discord:
https://discordapp.com/invite/EgCr9P

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>>127574725
lancashire > yorkshite desu

>>127579378
Corbyn isn't going to win, he won't even beat Ed Miliband's performance in 2015.

>>127580171
I agree

>>127580205
I reckon he might, third parties have collapsed and both the Tories and Labour are currently polling higher than in 2015

>>127580205
He might outdo him on vote share as all the third parties are dead now.
But he won't gain seats.

>>127580205
>>127580291
Just to clarify I mean he might beat Milibands 2015 vote share not win the election

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is yxng bane living the dream, lads?

is he brit/pol/ approved?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMUfg75kZwk

>>127580350

Even if he does that who cares? If the gap between Labour / Tories is bigger than in 2015 how can he stay? He probably will but that should be all that matters.

>>127580171
ICM and ComRes have the Tories on 14 and 12 point leads respectively

>>127580429

Yeah and the guy who got it right last election says Tories are on +15%

>>127579234

>Overuse of the word pseud

Pseud detected.

Someone else make new threads now.

>>127580291
>>127580349
>>127580350
He may poll higher than Miliband in 2015 but the Labour seat count is going to be down significantly.

> The state of brit/pol/ in the last few threads

I thought summer didn't start until Thursday

>>127580410
He could use the increased vote share as an excuse to stay on as leader, he knows that if he resigns he'll just get replaced by a Blairite and nobody like him will ever get nominated for the leadership again so he'll use whatever excuse he can to stay on.

>>127580519
>30 posts early
Calm down mate

>>127580205
I hope so.
The protests will be even more extreme this time round.

>>127580550
Oh that's a definite, I don't doubt that they'll lose seats. I reckon they'll end up between 180-190.

>>127580519
>>127580598
I'll make one at 300

>>127580291
>I reckon he might
Then you're a bit dippy lad

Tories are going to walk it, 120+ seat majority incoming. Labour are not going to make progress in Scotland because the tories are outpolling them and the SNP will remain by far the strongest party, they're in no position to make gains in Wales because they're already dominant here and the tories have a 20% polling lead on them in England. Their numbers are inflated by the 18-24 group and as everyone is aware they simply don't vote. The 'yoof vote will swing it this time' meme is touted every single election and it never, ever manifests. Meanwhile the alleged exodus of pensioners away from the tories because of their pension and fuel allowance plans is nonexistent; they've lost all of two points with over-65s since the manifesto launch.

The polls are bullshit, Labour are just stacking votes in seats they've got no chance of losing anyway.

>>127580582

Not with the current leadership election system.

HAMERTON ZOO HAPPENING

>No animals escaped, according to police.

>"Very serious incident"

>Air ambulance called

http://news.sky.com/story/air-ambulance-on-the-scene-as-zoo-evacuated-10897560

>>127580743
Just because they get an increased vote share doesn't mean that they'll increase their number of seats, especially when the gap between them and the Tories has grow even larger.

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GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD.

>>127580746
He wouldn't get nominated by enought MPs to get on the ballot. They'd give the members Yvette Cooper and spear chukka to choose from.

>>127580582
Except so few people who are labour voters actually want someone like corbyn in.

The only people really are those who grew up middle class and are off to uni now and think the world conforms to their idealist view of it, and also those who never grew out of this phase.

Anyone with real world experience knows that what corbyn is suggesting is both unsustainable and historically proven to be ineffectual in terms of long term stability.

>>127580573

I thought Summer didn't start until early July?

>>127580897

I thought it didn't work like that anymore.

>>127580746
Corbyn would survive a leadership challenge and as the incumbent he's automatically on the ballot.

>>127580944
Starts June lad.

>>127580582
>if he resigns he'll just get replaced by a Blairite
No he won't. Certainly not after this election, when most of the blairites have been purged by fire from the PLP. All it takes is for his faithful to get a nomination through for one of their own and the 50%+ of Labour members who are £3 trots and Momentum nutbags will ensure they win.

Labour is not getting shunted back to centre until at least the next election.

>>127575917
Play Jurassic park operation Genesis m8

>>127581022

Nope, school holidays start in July

>>127580979
I does if he resigns because he'd have to be nominated.
He's only automatically on the ballot if he's challenged.

>>127574832
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>>127580855
kek, I thought you meant he might win the election
My mistake lad, carry on

>>127579361

What is OWO

>>127581024
who else on Labour's far-left are potential candidates though? surely not mcdonnell.

if their defeat is bad enough, hopefully they will split, but if not I see them lurching back to the centre out of terror.

>>127581024
Most of the PLP are still Blairites and Corbyn didn't have the support to get renominated when he got challenged by Owen Smith which is why he was pushing to be automatically nominated as the incumbent

>>127581160
Oral without condom

>>127581065
>Jurassic park operation Genesis
Too quick for you mate, I loved this game as a kid, had it on PS2, I must have racked up hundreds of hours.

Honestly it was a great idea for a game, I'm surprised no-one has made a similar 'Dinosaur Tycoon' since.

>>127581141
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/i-hate-jailing-women-admits-judge-dwzvs6mm6

>>127581085
>school
>underage
i was talking about the seasons lad, not when you are off to summer camp, now get out.

>>127581160
*notices your buldge*

>>127581166
Rayner, McDonnell, Long-Bailey

>>127577248
I mean, we make the biggest game series in the world so I don't really know what you mean tbqh.

>>127581166
Off the top of my head McDonnell, Abbott, Raynor, and Long-Bailey

>>127581259

Oh piss off, when people talk about summer in relation to the nature of posters on 4chan they are talking about summer holidays.

>>127581141
Purge when?

>>127581166
>McDonnell
>Raynor
>Long-Bailey
>Starmer
>that lad from Unite they're always sucking off
It doesn't have to be a good candidate, just one of their own. As long as they're a Corbyn loyalist and appeals to the trot mongs Momentum will flood the ballot and elect them.

>>127581370
>>127581259
US summer holidays are 3 months IIRC

>>127581214
zoo tycoon had a dinosaur expansion pack that was p. good lad

>>127580636
Can you imagine it?

Corbyn fanbois are already massive conspiracy nuts, they already believe everything from polling companies to the media is out to get them.

I've seen some of them on Normiebook basically sharing posts from Momentum type groups basically saying any article or video clip that doesn't paint Glorious Leader in a positive light is "right-wing propaganda".