Hamptons Bacelors are Getting Vasectomies so Golddiggers Can't

>>127568967
I don't blame them

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/7024930/ns/health-sexual_health/t/sperm-gift-keeps-giving/#.WSwS_xOGPq1

>An appeals court said a man can press a claim for emotional distress after learning a former lover had used his sperm to have a baby. But he can’t claim theft, the ruling said, because the sperm were hers to keep.
>The ruling Wednesday by the Illinois Appellate Court sends Dr. Richard O. Phillips’ distress case back to trial court.
>Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a “calculated, profound personal betrayal” after their affair six years ago, saying she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant.
>He said he didn’t find out about the child for nearly two years, when Irons filed a paternity lawsuit. DNA tests confirmed Phillips was the father, the court papers state.
>Phillips was ordered to pay about $800 a month in child support, said Irons’ attorney, Enrico Mirabelli.

>>127568967
>degenerate americucks are at it again
Good thing, now they need invie the bulll
>le lmao 56%
I'm betting money its less than 10% pure white, fucking cucks

>>127569255
That's why I always make the girl swallow.

>>127568967
>white boys literally cutting their balls off
LMAO! This is why the black man will rule the Earth

>>127569255
>“She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,” the decision said. “There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.”
>not having a sperm contract is a legal defense
Jews were a mistake.

>>127569367
You fool, she'll get pregnant for sure...

can't wait for those sex robots

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>>127569262

Another Eurofag falling for the "non-Hispanic white" meme. We're 76% white including white Hispanics.

Having grown up among many South Americans, the average white Hispanic is doubtlessly whiter than you, Boris, you little unibrowed Ottoman rape baby.

>>127569460
thats not how it works upside-down brother plus you can reverse the vasectomy

>>127569255
>Dr. vs Dr.

strange

>>127569262
87%*

FTFY

>>127569609
Anon, I...

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>>127569604
If he is transferring the property why does he have to pay child support?

>>127569785
What is that, the number of pure niggers, spics, arabs?

I considered the same thing a while ago, just because I don't want to accidentally knock up someone who'd be a bad mother or before I'm financially stable enough to support a family. I decided against it for the same reasons it mentioned in the article, I do want kids some day and it's not always reversible (and storing sperm is expensive)

>>127569730
2/10

>>127569730
>White Hispanics
You are forgetting about white blacks, white Asians and white natives.
If you think about it the US is really 100% white.

>>127569903
joint ownership
tax

>>127569903
because he's the father

>>127569460
Can't rule anything when he's got 10 different child support payments to make while trying to get a job with a criminal record.

>>127569903
Because women literally aren't seen as adults in front of the law, ever.
The judge doesn't trust them to get their shit together on their own so he'll just force their whole environment to take care of her.

>>127569460
>what is stored sperm

I guess come chicks are into beastiality.

>>127570112
Well, most women can't

>>127570112
But she's a doctor she gotta be able to afford a kid

>>127570014
kek

>>127568967
That's hot. I wish I were a millionaire. I'd impregnate so many women. There's no better feeling of succeed to know you've conceived.

>>127569903
I honestly couldn't tell you because this whole thing is retarded. Hopefully someone who practices sperm law will come along and tell us how to have legal protections in place so this doesn't happen to us.

>>127569997
>and storing sperm is expensive

It's a few hundred bucks a year, tops. An unwanted child costs a lot more in child support.

>>127568967
>not being 100% sure where you cum goes
Amateurs. You either make her swallow or dispose of it in the bathroom.

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>>127569255

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DUDE LET'S BECOME EUNUCHS SO WE CAN GET OUR CUMMIES AND NEVER HAVE ANY RESPONSIBILITIES LMAO

recipe for eventual suicide desu.

>>127570339

and then child support cucked

>>127570371
Like I can get down with the "freely transferred goods" or the child support, but both is retarded

>>127568967
Sounds like a good idea.
Freeze some sperm, get vasectomy, don't get slapped with child support and have the option to knock up the girl of your choosing

>>127569460
Doesn't vasectomy just prevent you from releasing sperm when ejaculating? Pretty sure your balls are still functioning, so you can get yourself a kid whenever you think you've found the right partner.

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>>127570489
>fufilling life
>cummies
hard choice desu

>>127570430
Just swallow your own no worries about he coughing it up later

I wonder when they are going to declare lying about having a vasectomy rape because the girl wouldn't have had sex if she knew the truth.

so, let me guess, they want to live a life of depravity and sexual deviations and not pay the consequences?


besides Hamptons Bachelors are all white liberals, the scum of the earth

if they don't have kids, good riddance

>>127568967
>end your genetic line and slice up your own balls
>"heh that will show those gold digging whores."

>>127570606
>kid whenever you think you've found the right partner.
Yeah when you're like 60years old while tyrone has made 10 kids already

even erock of the o and a show used to fold up his used condoms and put them in his pocket to take away from the skanks he bedded

>>127570717
I don't think they'd word it so blatantly. They would try to just ban vasectomies because some study showed that it increases the risk of prostate cancer or some shit like that.

>>127570765
You can store semen no problem if you have the money for it.

>>127570916
I doubt most of these guys are doing that.

>>127570665
Stomach acid makes its pretty much futile.

How about you don't sleep around you degenerates, sex is for procreation only

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>>127570010
That's ironic as fuck coming from a Belgian.

"Brussels: 56.5% immigrant population"
"Antwerp: 40% of elementary school students are Muslim"
http://islamineurope.blogspot.com/2007/04/brussels-565-immigrant-population.html

You'll be stuck with burqas covering your streets in a few decades. Give me US demographics over Belgium's, France's, or Germany's any day of the week.

I would love to see the employment rate of these immigrants you've let in who have a pent up blood hatred for we whites going back a millennium. We don't have your huge European welfare state, and our little Mexicans work their ass off, and they brought in some pretty good food.

>>127570014

You stupid mick. Spain isn't a white country? Argentina isn't white? Stop trying to pit Meds and Nordics against each other. By the way, what has Ireland ever invented or contributed to civilization? Your country only tasted greatness off the backs of the British, back when it was a part of the UK.

>>127568967
SMART
ASS
NIGGAS

>>127570519
I think we can say this whole thing is retarded without any qualifiers.

>>127570665
this.
gotta secure those gains

>>127571020
Go pray to Jesus again. Fucking Christians I swear.

>>127569255
>after their affair
That's what you get for not using a fake name and burner phone and only meeting her at her place or in hotels.
I'm all for fucking sluts raw, but don't give them any valid info about yourself.

>>127571109
yep, the secret to happiness is actually just to fuck lots of random women.
having a loving wife and children is for christcucks

Good for them, but I never knew about vasectomy reversals only having a success rate of 50%, god damn thats horrible.

>>127569730

>white hispanics

Do you mean Spaniards?

>>127569609
Different hole, dumdum

>>127571205
Pretty sure they worked together.

>>127569255
would shoot the kid then myself in front of her

>>127568967
Nobody is to blame but themselves for chasing after gold digging whores.

>>127571109
>heh Christians, I'll throw away my life with whoever I want whenever I want
You're loss my man.

>>127571205

This means you cant have a facebook.

>>127571216
>"only gave sex for procreation! Don't enjoy anything!"

Don't pretend like you're promoting healthy behavior. Christians take masochism and self denial to absurd levels. It's why your religion is as dead as paganism. The only places where Christianity is strong is the third world, at least Juan and Carlos likes Jesus right?

>>127570779
cheap labor for my sons company

>>127569255
Wow what an absolute whore

>>127568967
>Whores use kids to rip off money
>Solution: End your genetic line
A jew must be behind this

>>127571532
fake profile for hoes are common

>>127571701
I wager the Hebrews are at fault for this

>>127569367
>puke
>collect cum
>?????
>prophet

>>127571701
It's feasible now to take tiny pieces of testis and grow sperm in a Petri dish. They've thought of this.

>>127571762
>prophet

I like the way you think.

>>127571622
>getting outnumbered is good
Wow we have an interracial breeding grounds CEO here

>>127571572
Sex is more enjoyable with someone you love.
You only hurt yourself in the end if sleep around too much.

Fucking peak degeneracy all around. Whore women fucking rich dudes to trap them into alimony payments, rich idiots fucking everything that moves without wanting to worry about consequences.

If you're fucking someone you mind getting pregnant, you're fucking the wrong person.

>>127571315

Hispanic =/= race. It's a word the system came up with because they want people from Latin America to think and vote like a monolith, the new pet "minority" along with the blacks.

There are white countries, like Chile and Argentina, Indian/aboriginal countries like Mexico and Peru, and countries with a mix like Colombia and Venezuela, and then you have the Dominican Republic which is heavily black.

Naturally if your definition of white is blue eyes, freckles, and blonde hair, naturally not only are there no such thing as white Hispanics, but most Europeans wouldn't even be classified as white either.

>>127568967
university was a mistake, it's a breeding ground for retards.

>>127571964

Actually, to amend that, I had in fact a blonde, blue-eyed managed who was one hundred percent Mexican. So there are maybe 1/1000 Hispanics that would meet your very strict definition of white.

>>127569752
>upside-down-brother
Fucking kek

>>127568967
Aren't you suppose NOT make this public? I thought the whole point of getting a vasectomy is to bait bitches into thinking they could trap you?

>>127571905
the people in power have always been outnumbered, that is pretty much how power works.

>>127571721

With pictures of you???

Think it through my man.

>>127571572
You realize that if you fuck women you trust deeply, you can both fuck for pleasure and fuck for procreation without worry right? Toughby default it means you'll fuck fewer women since that level of trust requires commitment to achieve.

But that is as it should be.

>>127571572
Enjoy paying for child support then

>>127572138
>thinks niggers can work properly and not fuck you up when they can
That sweet scandinavian naivety

>>127572138
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict_of_the_Orders

Except you don't really want niggers to chimp out or you will have africa 2.0 at your doorstep.

>>127571964

Youre misunderstanding me lardo. Im making fun of American racial definitions.

"Hispanic" is a retarded term. Just like "white". The people who do care about skin color dont consider slavs white for example.

Its an inherently ridiculous system of classifying people based on skin color.

>naturally not only are there no such thing as white Hispanics

Youve never been to Spain have you?

>but most Europeans wouldn't even be classified as white either.

Kill yourself please. You Americans are the Untermenschen of the world.

>>127571572

Enjoy your aids and child support, nigger.

>>127572241
The guy I'm talking with was saying it should only be done for procreation. Read the whole conversation. Don't assume I'm advocating for complete degeneracy because I don't like reducing sex to beefing only.

>>127568967
Every year, the facade of female innocence is pulled away, more men are becoming redpilled about female nature. This is good.

>>127571762
kek

>go to the patent office
>file a patent for any children created using your sperm
>gold digging whore digs your sperm out of a trash can and shoves it inside of her
wow that sentence sounds bad
>sues you for child support
>counter sue her for patent infringement

>>127571894
Fuck off

>>127572381
>more men are becoming redpilled about female nature.

Chad has always been red-pilled about the "female nature". The only thing that has changed is that Chad now is publicly shamed for protecting himself and for Chading it up with 100s of women.

Anyone who is good with women knows whats up.

>hes never been eyefucked by a total stranger while shes holding her boyfriends hand.

>>127572205
yeah, with pictures of me, but not good pictures and none you could reverse image search and nothing besides the stolen pictures of mine really connects me to that profile if asked, never have been though

>>127568967
Or you may simply evade disgusting golddigging whores by not engaging in debauchery.

Or you may ajust your finances to avoid any alimony.

>>127569604
Zyklon B was a gift!

>>127570339
Sounds like more fun to pull out a set of paperwork saying your fixed after pretending 8 and 1/2 months that you believe the kid she's about to spew forth is yours

>>127571926
I agree. I've got to the point where it isn't enjoyable not matter how hot they are unless I like them personally in some capacity.

>>127568967

Good.
Fuck golddiggers.
Male contraceptives aren't good enough yet so this is really the only alternative to not get fucked over by alimony.

Are there any cons to getting a vasectomy? Like can it fuck up your hormones or something? Or is it a 100% safe no side effects procedure? Retrieving sperm for when you eventually want children doesn't raise autism chances or anything, right?

>>127572336
>>127572306
yeah, I guess you are right, for the first time ever in the world power will no longer be reserved for the few, lol

If you have power you won't be in the problematic areas, you won't be the person exposed.

you are thinking from a limited perspective without power. A good way to make sure you won't get any.

>>127571445
I think this is a situation where murder is acceptable. Take note Muslims

>>127572732
The vasectomy isn't temporary bong

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>>127568967
Even with all the money it must be a hollow life where you have to second guess if every woman you meet wants you for money or love.

>>127569262
>Bulgaria
>Human
Kek

>>127572806
Don't care if its acceptable, I will undo what she did and then she will have to live with the image of what happened in front of her

>>127572732
100% safe, except your cummies are about as fertile as tap water

>>127572351
>Youve never been to Spain have you?

Your reading comprehension leaves much to be desired, Hansel. I was in fact arguing for the fact that there are white Hispanics.

>Kill yourself please. You Americans are the Untermenschen of the world.

Two world wars, and in a few decades your streets will be covered in burqas. Stay bitter, Austro-fag. By the way, we American Untermenschen invented the internet, and that personal computer you're typing on, along with air conditioning and refrigerators of course.

>>127568967

How long until a broad sues and wins because "Mr.Right" was keeping his "opportunity" away from her?

>>127572871
That's why he's talking about sperm preserving.

>>127568967

87% of men who get vasectomies report their wives and girlfriends got pregnant anyways. And wanted money.

Spooooky.

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just get a sperm switch, so you can turn it on one day

>>127572908

You really don't understand how women work.

>>127573151
risky, what if it turns on by mistake and you don't notice?

>>127573082

>being this American

I didnt read your post lardo. I skimmed it, since 90% of the shit you Americans say is borderline retarded.

>and in a few decades your streets will be covered in burqas.

As opposed to the USA today? 60% now and whats it like in 2050? Like 45%?

Keep dreaming lardo. The 60s are long gone.

>>127573115
We're probably gonna see lawsuits where women demand to get pregnant by their husband who utterly refuses for whatever reason, and if he turns out infertile by accident or vasectomy that he'll have to pay IVF treatment and alimony after she divorces him.

>>127573151
What if you get turned on all day?

>>127568967
Women who do this should have a forced abortion and be sterilized.

>>127572908
>he thinks women believe in love
I love my wife and she says she loves me, but I know if i was unemployed or a stay at home dad she would have been gone years ago, meanwhile I stuck by her when she failed to get her degree. So you have nothing to worry about as long as you accept women are in it for the money.

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>>127568967
VAGINA TRAP

AYY LMAO

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>>127573164
But you do, basement-kun?

>>127569460
Go back to the forest to rape an Orangutan, I've heard your kind like that.
You dumb Dutch/Chink rape baby.

>>127571947
t. bitter virgin

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>>127572433
>copyrighting your own genetic code

>>127573115
Don't really need to. Just hide the child the first couple months and sue him when he dumps you because he was acting as father while you were pregnant in those first couple months.

They can already sue you if you unknowingly act as a father for too long to another man's child. Bumping up the dates to include pregnancy is the next logical step and the death of any real relationships with women.

>>127571445
>implying women have any emotions other than feeling like they are the victim

>>127571205
This is pretty much where we're at now. You have to remain pseudonymous unless you are wanting to actually risk marriage and being a part of the kid's life.

>>127571721
For some reason, women love fake profiles. Probably a combination of thinks like being mysterious (they get to fill in a story about whatever they think you are in their head), having a bunch of other girls talking to you on your profile (social proofs you and they want what other women want), not holding back about what you want to say for concern of repercussions (this makes them wet). I've gotten so many women off just being a faceless account and making rape jokes.

>>127571096
Cum. It's got what plants crave.

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>>127573386
Sound like you have a really shitty wife then. How could you marry anyone you believe would walk out on you if times get rough?

Is it USA's legal system that enables your women to be so dishonest?

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>>127573478
>thinks the Monaco fag is Indonesian
>this flag used to own 75% of the world

>>127573730
they feel a lot of emotions all the time, and they are more impacted and controlled by them, this is what makes them so unstable

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>>127573486
LOOK INTO THE PUSSY >>127573390


IT IS PERFECTLY SAFE

>>127573386

Women love, and don't just "say it." It just becomes shut off very quickly, as they're instinctually wired to need a provider.

Just as your instinctually required to seek a fit, healthy female. Would you have ever fallen in love with her if she was four hundred pounds? How is a man's type of love more noble than a woman's?

We can't help the way we're programmed. Evolution got us here. No need to be so cynical.

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>>127573919
>>127573390

TRUST ME YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN DO YOU? DON'T YOU WANT TO SAVE THE WHITE RACE?

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>>127573843
I can't really picture Sweden being better for men desu.

seriously, I'm worried about you guys + I don't want a muslim country next door!

>>127569997
>get to spread your genes for free
What's the issue here?

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>>127574030
SEE THAT WASN'T THAT BAD

AND NOW YOU BECOME A MAN

>>127569255
That's what you get for cheating.
If I was inclined to chase after women, and didn't think it was a 'sin' to prevent myself from ever having the ability to procreate, then I would be seriously looking at getting it tied.

However there are meant to be better male BC, like something that scrambles them sperms as soon as they exit the tube.

>>127574012
This is the truth, accept the traditional roles and relationships make a lot more sense

>>127573843

I don't know anything about Sweden's divorce rate, but we got Jewed hard with the cultural normalization of divorce, no-fault divorce in many states, and so on.

>>127573843
Oh no she's great, she's probably my best friend and she does nice things for me, plus sex is great. But, I know if i didn't make as much as I did I wouldn't get those nice things, and if I made nothing she would be out the door with our kid, I came home and told her I got a raise once and we fucked like rabbits that night and sex has been better, as well as her meals and attitude, since then. I have no illusions of how things work, I believe she would prefer me over most people since we get along and have a lot in common, but she will go where the money is to make her life better.

>>127574047
>for free

hah, yeah sure.

>>127570243
Did he not mention she was a woman?

>>127574308
>giving them your real name
>not being a NEET
ishygddt

>>127574012
Oh no I definitely agree with you, but I would have a hard time leaving her if she put on the weight (which she has but I don't mind, she's got great proportions so she ended up with bigger tiddies and a really nice ass) while she would be able to walk out the door if my salary was low enough, that's what I think the difference is.

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>>127568967
>promoting rich white men to cut the ball tubes
>f f for their protection r r right guys

hmmm i wonder whos behind this idea

>>127571572
>Don't pretend like you're promoting healthy behavior
This is why degeneracy destroys nations, and the sexual revolution was a mistake.
You literally have no idea what you're advocating for.

Or maybe you do, which is also why you know you'll be thrown out of a stable country for subversion

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>>127574127

>>127574042
Common law cucks men like crazy to be honest. Our legal system is much, much better when it comes to domestic issues. In the US, UK etc, your wife may be entitled to part of your future income in the case of a divorce. This obviously doesn't happen here. Also, in domestic disputes about children the woman is almost always given full custody, even if she has misbehaved and abused the children. While all legal systems in the west are biased against men in domestic issues, this wouldn't happen here.

There are many reasons why Sweden is more cucked than the US, but the common law marriage isn't one of them. That's an eternal assrape of American and British men who are dumb enough to get married, and our marriage law is objectively more just and better in every measurable way.

>>127568967
>removing socially and intellectually superior men from the species' gene pool

BRAVO WOMEN

Any argument against the fact that feminism goes against evolution and the best interrests of the human races?

>>127569460
RARE

>>127573668

I'm talking about "Mr.Bachelor" the guy that has it all, gets his tubes tied, has unprotected sex with a woman, she doesn't get pregnant, she finds out his tubes are tied so she sues him because she thought she was going to get pregnant by him but didn't and because there "are so few good men left" maybe even citing a religious belief, he will have to pay like she had a child or give up his sperm to IVF her a child so he does pay.

>>127573307

Not even husbands but I wouldn't doubt it.
>We had sex and that's for making babies! Put a baby in me now! I want a divorce! Alimony! Child support!
Soon.

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>>127574465
>>127574700


Now you understand why we elected a fucking reality TV star, Only stupid people are breeding.

>niggers are like
>LOL CUT MAH BALL SHIEET
>LET ME BUST A LOAD ALL OVER THAT SLUT
>Half the national dept going to nigger child support
>keeping Tyrone in jail for not being able to do anything but fuck with no protection
>Then Paying off the family when he gets shot in the back for not paying his support.

>>127568967

>new York post

I wouldn't wipe my ass with that rag. Try harder with your slide thread. Sage in all S

>>127571762
>prophet

Do you imply that's what happened with Jesus?

>>127568967
imagine being so degenerate not to have kids. Also being afraid to have your wealth taken away, but what is point of wealth if no kids to inherit it

>>127569460
Shut the fuck up, Lewis

>>127568967
Not disclosing information like that should be considered rape. Ladies, all it takes is one judge to agree to start a new precedent. Don't take this assault sitting down - you have rights!!

>>127571532
>can't have a facebook if you use a fake name and phone for picking up whores
How do you figure that? How is she going to find your facebook profile if she doesn't have your name?

>>127568967
I need to know something

Is the hamptons only alive for 3 months in summer or do rich new yorkers live there like in westchester county?

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>>127575028
>$6.5 million settlement with Walter Scott's family

I guess he payed his back child support off the hard way.

>>127570779
you mean 3 kids and 7 abortions. blacks love abortions

>>127568967
How about filling the condom with ghetto aids midget nigger cum and 'forget' it on the marble floor?

>>127575161
You're like a monkey looking at a banana plantation and saying, "What's the point of all those bananas, I couldn't even eat them all!"

The use of power is self-evident to those who have it.

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I've had a "temporary" clamped vasectomy for about 3 years now. It's not as fool proof as a snip, but still fairly effective since I kill my natural sperm count with copious amounts of alcohol and partying.

I always used to pull out, but now, I cum in every woman I fuck. Also take into consideration that almost every woman out there, are on the pill and are asmuch/or even more blotto than you.

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>>127575055
Jesus was a vomit cum baby
Is this why he had magic powers?

>>127570163
sperm isn't immortal even frozen it has an expiration date

>>127570606
Every time I even try to think about it, I imagine overdue semen residing in your balls for a couple of years, it feels fucking disgusting and unhealthy. Also, how the fuck would I give up on creampies, it's the best of the best.

>“I never see a poor guy [asking] for a vasectomy,” he added. “Rich guys are a population that’s abused a lot.”“I never see a poor guy [asking] for a vasectomy,” he added. “Rich guys are a population that’s abused a lot.”

poor rich guys, how can they cope?

>fuck whores
>complain how they steal from you
There's you problem OP.

>>127575761
The DNA of all previous men in the Virgin's cumsoaked head, bestowed upon Jesus Christ.
Now THAT would be hilarious.

>>127575876
Sperm doesn't last even a month anon

>>127569903

Because single moms vote Democrat

>>127575485

Mostly part a, some rich folk remain around here year round because they like to run their mouths and get the mayor to do what they want. Theyre a very small percentage of the Hamptons population. The rest are people like me, lower middle class workers, or native Americans from the rez. Any other questions

>>127575945
what is freezing

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How about you just don't ha e sex until you're married? Ultimate litmus test to see if a women is dedicated to you or not

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tbqh that's fucked up, but you shouldn't be having premarital sex anyway. These are cases where you have rich men who want to be fucking degenerates partying and fucking around instead of finding a wife and raising children. And any white man who purposefully decides to forego having kids is, in my mind, a fucking race traitor.

>>127569604

if it was a gift then he should owe no paternity support.

>>127576199
>>127576209

>I am a virgin

>>127568967
stop having sex outside of marriage/committed relationships

you fags whine about roasties on the cock carousel all the time but you still want to fuck a dozen of them. Stop being the male equivalent of a roastie yourself.

>>127576166
>relegating control over your ability to reproduce to a (((sperm bank)))
By far one of the worst servile measures possible.

>>127576199
>How about you just don't ha e sex until you're married?
Mate, if you're getting plenty of easy pussy and trust me, unless you're from a rich family, that shit is only temporary.

If you can fuck while not having a care, I'd say do it.

>>127570765
A vasectomy can be reversed with surgery asshat

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>>127576326
Sex out of wedlock is what niggers and liberals do. There is a direct link between promiscuity and marriage failure.

>>127569255
If the acquisition of sperm now nets the woman $800 a month, why doesn't he just compensate her with more and use receipts?

>>127576326
If they aren't married yet, yeah that would be the case. Is there a problem with that?

lmao, white people neutering themselves

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>>127574435

I think you're defining love differently than I am. I'm referring to the feeling itself, while you're seeing it more as some sort of contract or obligation, like the whole "true, eternal love," "soul mate" thing in the movies.

Just because the feeling of love can go away quickly if shit hits the fan on a woman's part and you can't be the provider or the man anymore, doesn't mean that feeling isn't love.

I was just in a relationship with a girl, and we would text each other almost every day and not see each other for months, because the feeling of love was mutual. It's just that feeling can fade away quickly for her if she doesn't see you as "the man" anymore.

Woman love the lovey-dovey stuff, the chick flicks, the romance novels, the passionate kissing scenes, of course they love. It's just that they're fantasizing about "that guy," and you have to be him.

I think we're simply were using "love" in two different senses.

>>127569752

Reverse vasectomy only works 1 on 2 patients (50% rate 0f failure is a lot)
What a degenerate society btw.

>>127569604
well when you cum on a girls face its usually agreed by both parties that you dont expect your cum back .

>>127577039
I'm a mix racing degenerate anyway, so /pol/ would want that right? I've even fucked and cummed into abbos lol

>>127577643
>abbos
Granted they're quad and octo-droon abbos. Not those National Geographic savages you see posted here.

>>127569727
So you can rape them too?

That's pretty smart of them.

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>>127568967
>Nothing you could ever see in some boring African gorilla forest could compete with that kind of base natural act.

I died

>>127569255
>The sperm were hers to keep

>BUT YOU PAY FOR THE CHILD, FILTHY GOY

The moment artificial wombs become operational, we genocide 90% of the women.

>>127569460
>Fake Poland

>>127570765
Fuck the genetic line.

The world can fucking crash and burn, fags and whores deserve it.

>>127570765
They don't cut your balls off dummy, just the tubes that send the sperm out

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>>127569255
>the sperm were hers to keep

This is fucking epic and awesome.

Save your frozen sperm.

Fuck all these gold digging child support sucking bitches.

>>127578541
No point in cutting them, if someone decides to get a vasectomy he can as well rewire the semen straight into his ass.

>>127571041
Spain is.

Now get that thing called MAP (I know, it's a rare thing to find in Murrika) and find a country named Spain, and a country named Mexico and compare, which one is closer to USA, you filthy spic.

>>127576686

Only in a handful of cases does that actually work though. Yeah, they can reattach the tubes if there's enough material but that doesn't guarantee fertility and in most cases it's either not possible or causes severe testicular discomfort.

Not worth it in other words.

>>127577180
So basically, women love opportunistically and men love idealistically.

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>>127568967
that's why you have a blowjob only policy until you're married

>>127578845
Lmao i couldn't care less about the world anyway, i am going for that hedonistic way of life

>>127577607
Implicitly maybe. Of course if we're arguing the implicit contract angle then you'd have a strong argument that cumming on the woman's face is an implicit agreement between both parties that they did not want to have a chance of conceiving a child.

>>127568967
Hell is real and those who promote degeneracy
and are wicked in the sight of the lord will burn alive in hellfire for eternity, unless they repent.

>>127577607
You also don't expect it to be saved in a freezer, thawed, and shoved up her snatch do you schlomo? You and your entire ethnicity were a mistake.

>>127569255
>because the sperm were hers to keep.

>Phillips was ordered to pay about $800 a month in child support
Can a male feminist explain how can his sperm not be his property but the child is his financial responsibility? I'm not financially responsible to the car that someone has stolen.

>>127573651
Completely doable, I'd say. I mean, some people HAVE patented some bits of DNA, or methods to alter DNA, haven't they?

>>127578922

Of course, we dumb Murricans. You Europeans are so much more sophisticated and intelligent than us. That's why we voted for Trump, while Macron, Merkel, Lofven and co., you smarty pants Europeans, you're importing seventh century savages who completely despise you, won't assimilate, and only come for the gibs.

And nope, I'm not a Hispanic. I have many Hispanic friends though. And I don't know if they have those things called "maps" in Latvia, but Latin America is enormous, and Hispanics come from all over. It depends on which part of the country you're in.

If you're in Texas or California, you probably associate Hispanic with "Mexican." Here on the East Coast, they come from all over Latin America. Mexicans are a small minority of Hispanics in my part of the country.

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>>127573151
>turn it on one day

I think it should have to beep once a minute when its on like when you leave the fridge open to prevent accidents.

>>127568967
Problem with the world is that you folks tend to ramble on about already universal truths, But because you are inexperienced about life and treat this newly gained info as if nobody else has never experienced this before, we have to endure you dumb fucks as you reinvent the wheel....bottom line is this and it is undisputable fact so write this nugget don't and accept it.....ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES

( that includes your mom)

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>>127568967
>Is there a more naked and primal evolutionary act you could witness

only one other. pic related

>>127569604
It's a license to use the sperm in the exact manner prescribed by by blowjob: spit or swallow.

The license is breached when the semen is used in any other manner not consented to by the licensor.

As licensee the woman has breached her covenant with the licensor. Breach of contract remedies for the man include damages.

>>127574157
You need to learn how to read nigga.. You're fucking dumb, reread that shit

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>>127569255
>When you orally nut and she use my nut to fist into her cunt to make an 800$ runt.
muhfugga I may be the father but I ain't no daddy

>>127568967
well if rich hamptons bachelor's sterilize themselves, after they die childless the gov gets to keep their monies

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First world problems...

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>>127568967
KEK THATS RIGHT CUNTS

MEN WITH ASSETS HAVE NO INCENTIVE TO GET MARRIED, PRENUPS ARE USELESS

HAMPTONS BACHELORS ARE RICH GUYS FROM NYC

>>127568967
Do these retards not know what condoms are or something?

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>>127582551
These gold diggers can easily snatch the condom and sperm jack the guy.

>>127581535
This guy took the precious bodily fluids pill.

>>127581749
>EULA dick tattoos
You might be onto something.

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>>127571315
unfortunately the word 'latino' meaning from latin america, and the word 'hispanic' has fused together in a jewish attempt to control 2 mass groups. hispanic should refer to the roman hispania which is the modern day iberian peninsula (spaniards/portuguese). people who do not understand that or think that hispanics, as the original term implies, are not white have either been brainwashed by the media in their recent years to combine the terms or are the jews that protect that narrative.

If nutting inside a women without her permission, even when you have permission to fuck her bareback, is rape.

Then taking the nut from a man without his permission, even when you have permission to blow him, is rape.

Law by analogy motherfuckers.

>>127573115
Men can already divorce their wives on the grounds of infertility, so who's to say the shoe won't be on the other foot soon.

>>127570765
I'd assume that if you're wealthy enough to have to worry about gold-digging roastie whores trying to steal your cum, and having a vasectomy... you're wealthy enough to put some of your jizz in storage or something.

>>127582551

Why even have sex?

Like fucking a glove, and those things are like wayyyy too fucking small, shit hurts the plantain desu

>>127582961
Wished it was liked that, but in 1st world societies the men are most likely gonna be ignored by saying they can't get raped and ignoring your reasonable argument how men do get raped. Women are professional victims.

>>127568967

Why are you envious I thought we were going to gas all these degenerate vermin one day

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>>127569730
go home paco.

>>127575876
Semen isn't produced in the balls, only sperm is. You still ejaculate semen after having a vasectomy.

>>127568967
kek

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>>127569255
This isn't the future I imagined.

>>127583043

yes, but generally this kind of divorce is considered "no fault" so nobody owes anybody anything.

>>127572433
I'm so proud to be an American after reading that

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>>127568967

Why bother at all? If you have to mutilate your sperm hoses to avoid having your life ruined by a woman, why wouldn't you just keep your pipes intact, forget women altogether and jack off?

>>127583648
anon no fault divorce just means you dont need to justify it to the court, theres still alimony and division of assets and maintenace available

>>127568967
What's the point in being rich if you can't impregnate a bunch of horny 10/10 gold diggers without worrying about it.

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>>127568967
Man my dads got a freind that went through this shit

Here's what she does
>cock rides 5 different guys and has kids from them all
>state of Colorado makes them all pay child support
>she's not even working she's just living off child support

Essentially she's just a homeless woman who is just having everything payed for and had to push out about 5 kids

Why are women so evil

>>127583969

Because once you do impregnate them, the courts will strip you to the bones with child support, you dumb fucking cunt.

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>>127569604

Their defense was that he did not specifically ask to not have his life ruined.

Women were a mistake.

>>127569255
She probably thought is was licensed under creative cummons

>>127584082
If you're rich enough, who gives a fuck. Come to an arrangement, pay child-support, buy them a house.

Poor fags worry about child support.

What's wrong with these men, why have they lost the most basic urge to impregnate women? This is wholly unnatural, avoiding the primal urge to release your seed in prime pussy.

(((They))) have something to do with this.

>>127573286
Look it can read a wtite!

MEN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DO THIS

THIS IS NEGLECT RAPE

SEXUAL RELATIONS COMES WITH THE IMPLIED CONSEQUENCE OF FERTILIZATION

THIS IS FRAUD

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>>127568967
> I'm going to make a Legal system that will destroy you.
> Now also do what i want of you and stop having kids.

Jews really pulled a number on their competition in America huh?

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>>127573151
This is actually a great idea, like a valve kinda but there should be a beep sound when you turn it on and a different beep sound when you turn it off

>>127583969

why would he want to pay millions in child support?

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>>127569262
(You)

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>>127584561

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>>127573651
>get woman pregnant with your patented™ MC'DNA™
>she has to pay YOU royalties

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>>127573390
>>127573919
>>127574030

H.R Giger's designs permanently fucked me up

I saw the Alien movies when I was little, before I even knew what sex was or saw porn. When I finally saw a woman's cunt for the first time all I could think of was Facehuggers and Xenomorphs and shit. I still suffer.

>>127576444
Poland is right, anons

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>>127583831
Virgin detected.

Sex feels about 100x better than jerking off, especially if you blast inside them.

Hell even a handjob feels better.

>>127584029
Because you gave them the choice and they don't understand the concepts of honor, loyalty, and integrity.

>>127576209

Having a wife and kids incurs massive risk even more average men, let alone rich ones. You'll have to completely dismantle the Divorce-Industry Complex before you can reasonably admonish men to be the traditional husband and father.

>>127568967

Child support should never be ordered when custody of the children is disputed

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>>127584410
ACTUAL LEGAL ARGUMENT IN 2017

YOU CAN EASILY ARGUE BOTH FRAUD AND THEN RAPE, BECAUSE ITS ALL ABOUT THE WOMAN SHITLORD

ALSO THEFT, SHE GAVE YOU THE PUSSY BUT YOU DIDN'T PAY HER WITH LEVERAGE TO SUE YOU FOR MILLIONS

>>127570805
This. Police your condoms. Never trust a woman not even a hooker. She might give it to her fat hambeast friend or god knows what voodoo rituals or rape allegations or ANYTHING.

>>127584881

>but cock in cunt

This is why your life is gonna be Hell on Earth: you're gonna take a knife to your plumbing just to fuck dumb cunts.

Desperation.

>>127569262
>Turkish and Mongolian rape babies talking about being Pure white.
uhhh, 0% of Bulgarians are "pure" white. Unless they immigrate from somewhere else.

>>127585378
Also, get another condom and fill it with horseradish sauce. She'll be in for a surprise if she takes it and uses it, kek.

>>127584029

Because the State incentivizes them in exchange for votes which perpetuate and expand their power.

People are only as good or evil as their incentives drive them to be.

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>>127569255
>>Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a “calculated, profound personal betrayal” after their affair six years ago, saying she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant.

Imagine existing as a result of this.

>>127584328
child support is a percentage of your income, after a few kids you are left with 0.1% of your former income

>>127584692
While your situation is unfortunate it's also pretty hilarious.

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>>127568967
I saw that OP it was comical. The Jew York Post has been on one lately. A bunch of pre-wall in denial old maids run that place. Only a matter of time until the Muffington post is next and that will be the funny one

>>127583563
I thought there was no difference...

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>>127572433

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>>127586178

>pic

We're so far past absurdity that it's not funny anymore.

>>127571041
You use a mobility scooter because you are too fat to walk to Walmart.

American demographics suck and we've been loaded down with shitskins just like all the other white nations in an act of genocide.

I'm wondering if you aren't really a Jew.

>>127569460
Didn't knoiw jews were black.

>>127587076
know*

>>127574220
Have you ever told her that she's technically a whore?

Or rather that all woman are technically whores?

>>127587167
The consequences of allowing them to vote and roam free proves they atre all whores.

>>127575632
Savage Denmark. I'll remember to be nice to any Danes I meet!

>>127568967
Have you ever been to the Hamptons? It's pretty much a drunkathon over there with rich people everywhere. You gotta protect yourselves.

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>>127574220
>I came home and told her I got a raise once and we fucked like rabbits that night and sex has been better
SOUNDS ASIAN

YOUR GONNA HAVE LITTLE ELLIOT RODGERS

IF YOU CHEAT SHES GONNA KNIFE YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP

>>127571762
>tfw now aware that as a matter of sheer probability, there are at least a few women out there that would, without suggestion or compulsion by others, put vomit in their vaginas and keep it there

lord

>>127587795
>YOUR GONNA HAVE LITTLE ELLIOT RODGERS
>IF YOU CHEAT SHES GONNA KNIFE YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP
there is nothing wrong with either of these things

>>127574220
>But, I know if i didn't make as much as I did I wouldn't get those nice things, and if I made nothing she would be out the door with our kid, I came home and told her I got a raise once and we fucked like rabbits that night and sex has been better, as well as her meals and attitude, since then.

Sounds like a very high end prostitute.

>>127568967
>not dumping seed down her throat
>being this new

>>127587904
MARRYING THE VAGINA JEW WAS HIS FIRST MISTAKE

>>127568967
God owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

I know this is crazy but hear me out.

Just stop having sex and focus on yourself. Not go your own way, but stop giving your seed to the common whore. Be a man and tough it out till the right one comes along desu senpai.

>>127569997
Just don't fuck women you don't want to impregnate or wear a condom.

>>127587877
i bet you could find that on a porn site in literally less than 5 minutes from the moment you began to try searching

>>127570371
I guess you can argue I specialize in sperm law in Ontario

Basically unless stated otherwise in a legal document when you put your dick in a vagina it's technically meant to only be used for reproductive purposes therefore she can fight for the right for your sperm on pretty equal footing even if you just penetrated and never came or pulled out

Rapes and what not cause complications

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>>127588658
RAPE CAN BE CLAIMED DAYS OR YEARS LATER

IF A WOMYN HAS A THINK AND DECIDES SHE ISN'T HAPPY IT WAS RAPE

>>127588040
Every girlfriend and wife is a prostitute.

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>>127573390
Jumping vagina hands!

>>127588658
By this logic abortion should be illegal unless there is proof of rape. Upon insertion she is consenting to the act of sexual reproduction and thus must carry the child to term.

Here is a thought...no sex before marriage. Whoa wow.

>>127583648
Dumbass

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>>127568967
just remembered I left a used condom at a sheilas place last night

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>>127584692
.

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>>127571762

>>127577415
>Reverse vasectomy only works 1 on 2 patients (50% rate 0f failure is a lot)

Horseshit. Using 30 year old data, perhaps.

The rate for reversal of even a standard vasectomy is very high, and it's even higher if you tell them there is a possibility of a reversal going in. They change the procedure, use the fold-and-clip method instead of removing a section of the vas and cauterizing, etc. It increases the restoration rate to almost 100%

Even the "failed reversals" just mean the sperm count is too low to be considered viable, not that there is no presence of sperm. IVF can still be done with harvested sperm and these men have more than enough money to do so when they desire.

>>127589067
I've dealt with a case similar to this and it's infuriating because the cunt was claiming rape and emotional/psychological abuse in a marriage of 15 years, coincidentally after the husband caught her cheating and was filing for a divorce

She denied the cheating and because their were kids involved she automatically has insane leverage

Plus the husband had depression on medical records in his late teens so on paper she won her case, gets her gibs from both the government and ex husband while the husband was allowed weekend visits with the kids (not sure if anything ever changed with the family as this was years back


>>127589476
Simple fact is the more you look into the law the less sense it makes

Its why there's an infinite amount of legal loopholes that will never be fixed.

It's a messy system but it's the least messy one

>>127589067
Forgot to point out it was infuriating because almost the ENTIRE courtroom sided with the husband but on paper the facts outweigh any sort of reason you might carry

>>127568967
#MGTOW

>>127590977
>Plus the husband had depression on medical records in his late teens so on paper she won her case
The fuck does his depression have to do with anything?

>>127577180

Thats called infatuation. Love is the other thing.

>>127586312
Jesus the sex education in here is pitiful.