/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - MEXICAN NAIL GUN GANG EDITION

913 Robert checking in his keys.

oi Roberts

>>127548053
615 Robert
>Keys: checked

>huge gas leak

>>127547890
>MEXICAN NAIL GUN GANG EDITION

has anyone stopped them?

clear the block
yuuuge gas leak

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>HUGE GAS LEAK
>Clear the entire block

itt: we wait for someone to have rob(ert) in their ID

>Huge gas leak

Wow. The repeater just ID'd itself!
Hilarious.

>4-5 shots fired
>6 shots heard on St. Louis

the roberts are slowing down

4-5 shots

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shots fired

>>127548147
also a cross bow or machete attack. those are deep on the weapons list. so far tonight tho we've had sticks and nail guns. some nice variety

>>127548504
Add a pop can to that

>>127548579
kind of a rare weapon choice. clearly one of convenience

fug, I'm so sleepy, but this is so comfy

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>gas gas gas

>eurobeat intensifies

>>127548743

Same here, I'm tired as fuck, but this is one of the most busy days of the year.

Was that a scream for a split second?

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>>127548743
i put in my vote for comfiest comments thread on the interweb. good action tonight.

>>127548983
just though i heard it again

Its that Halsted street once again causing trouble

real wife-beating hours

>beat up sister
>took her money

I guess when you need to make it rain it doesn't matter where you get the money from

Have a comfy night, Roberts, it's time for me to sleep. Over.

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>slumped over in vehicle in middle of street

>male black with afro threatening the caller

>>127549656
goodnight

>>127549675
F

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I love these threads. I can't imagine what it must be like for CPD just going from one shitty crime scene to another.

Her name is uh.... Bunita. She sounded possibly uhhhh challenged.

>child being abused by boyfriend

when will those old hags learn the only reason those guys are dating them is so they can gain access to those Loli's

>male who needs psych evaluation, ran away in a hospital gown
>5 shots heard in garage next door

>tranny
>admitted for psych eval
>ran away in a yellow hospital gown

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TRANNY ON THE RUN

YELLOW NIGHTGOWN, ROBERT

Look out Robert! Male Black is disguised in a yellow hospitall gown.

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>transgender in hospital
>psych evaluation
>runs away

sounds like a typical /pol/ poster

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>>127550382
>this is what peak performance looks like
>unironic
lol i might have to steal that one

>>127550382
>neighbor states her husband is beating her up again
>again

Wait a sec....No warrants? Look out Robert! It must be a ruse.

>K as in kangz

>mother and step dad are fighting, irate female called

>George Burke the caller complains that his intoxicated gf refuses to leave

>Louise Samuel appears to have had a stroke
>"unknown vice lord"

the site is being laggy, hiroshimoot needs to pay his rent

>domestic battery victim
>has bite marks

>several people fighting in the alley

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>male white
been awhile

>just saw something walk out of his garage
>thing

>3 male hispanics just tried to break into female caller's house, one of them is bleeding
>male wearing a clown mask is throwing things at a business
>two victims shot

>male in a clown mask throwing bricks through the window of da bizniz

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>>127551794
What is with the fucking biting tonight?!

this was my first night on the CPD chimp out thread

lotsa happenings, but gotta sleep now

>>127552432
HOLY FUCK
>>127552527

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Thread is a Horror Edition

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>>127552965
>>127552734
clown mask should go on the bingo board

>male 50 was robbed, is crying at a gas station
>6917 south Elizabeth, 3 rounds
>3 rounds

>and because he had nothing they beat him more, he is without clothes and shoes on the corner

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>>127553296
they have taken his dignity as well

>>127552965
> clown style mask

>>stolen red adidas shoes
>24 Robert will wait for the wagon because male black stinks too bad

>3 male hispanics refused to leave the Dunkin Donuts, yelling and cursing at the cashier

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>>127552965
"WE WUZ PENNYWISE AN SHIET"

>4 shots heard

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Where my Texas Roberts at?

>>127556301
214 reporting in

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>>127556301
im in Tennessee dude

>>127556650
Texas and Tennessee will always have a special bond. We haven't forgotten the volunteers at The Alamo.

>>127556301
>(fuck pork)

never understood this meme, we both have some great bbq

>the bf Bryan is breaking out the rear window

>>127556733
>We haven't forgotten

>>127557643
Are you agreeing, or are you calling me an idiot?

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let us know if you need anything

>>127558130
>agreeing