Appalachian American here AMA

Does incest make the moonshine stronger?

>>127536916
Very possible..but ive personally never tried incest but hell if your own family aint good enough who is.

>>127536796
I've always heard it's tough to get shit around there

... so I bet thats why you fuck your brother's n sister's n shit isnt it?
>i make shit like this up

>>127538418>>127536796

>u got any good jokes

>>127536796
Allegheny kin reporting in from Berlin!

>>127538540
How do you make a 4 year old redneck cry twice? You wipe your bloody dick on his Genera Lee car

>>127538673
Im from Virginia right on the Kentucky border

>>127538540
General Lee car.I can spell gooder than that usually

>>127538418
Depends on what kind of shit you are talking about

I hope you're not east TN since you guys were actually union lovers. It was west and central TN that wanted in the Confederacy.

>>127536796
How many teeth do you have intact?

>haha le fuck sister incest banjo time xD
so glad i'm not southern, jesus christ. You'd have to be a product of incest to find this shit amusing.

>>127539554
Yes im actually about 1 hour from Bristol..First ive ever heard about liking the Yankees here

WVAnon here. Imagine a world where every whitey is cool with saying nigger.

>AMA
god they're fucking everywhere

>>127539650
Still got all my teeth even though ive been dipping snuff since I was 14..Just brush and floss..Lots of people here do have some pretty rough dental habits though

>>127539892
Im about 30 minutes from Bluefield..We do here, we just have about 4 niggers in the whole county I live and 2 of them are half breeds

>>127539170
shit u know shit you probabaly dont have.
food
water
electric
wood boards
nails
screwdrivers
a working system of civilization
.. make a poick dick wad vaseline
tampons
douchebags
gum
thumbtacks\
id toss in PUSSY.

>>127540302
At least we got the Interweb

>>127536796
I want to go back home to Appalachia brother...Been in Vegas for 7 years, not a day I don't contemplate suicide.

What part are you from? Western Maryland here. Fuck, I miss the CnO canal.

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>>127536796
Pennsylvania checking in.

>>127540575
I hear you man. Been to Vegas once but just rode a bus from the airport to the Thomas Mack Center so I don't really know much about it . Dickenson County in Southwest Virginia

>>127540591
I run a roof bolter underground in the mines so I have much respect for my western PA brothers