/ypg/ - Yoga Pill General

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Bumpin

Which yoga is best yoga?

>>127524720
I'm sure it's good for you like most mobility excercises, but the cosmopolitan "culture" surrounding it is some shit cancer, and I'm not talking about Indians. Damn juden.

>>127526912
Dhalsim

>>127524720
Yoga is literally pretentious stretching. Nothing wrong with stretching but don't go thinking it's as good as cardio and resistance training or that it aligns your chachra or whatever new age bullshit.

>>127524720
Every single woman I've come across that's into yoga is an open relationship degenerate who uses spiritual justification to cuckold their boyfriend.

They're good for a fuck but don't wife up a yoga woman.

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>>127524720
i try but i honestly think im just fucked up
any free time i have i spend it sitting in this fucking chair either shitposting or playing games
fucking anxiety, man

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(Insert obligatory /pol/ post about how yoga isn't beneficial and learning proper stretching is for hippie faggots)

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WHY DO WOMEN DO YOGA?

IT'S LITERALLY JUST STRETCHING IN A GROUP

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>>127524720
posting in an obvious slide thread

Steven Spielberg made a documentary called "The Last Days" about the Holocaust.
The film features Paul Parks, a black soldier, as the one American soldier out of 5 people featured in this documentary talking about their experiences during the war.
The problem is, Paul Parks was a known fraud and liar. He was outed after taking part in an earlier documentary focusing on black soldiers who supposedly liberated concentration camps in the war (no black soldiers liberated any camps -- whoops!).
That didn't stop Spielberg from including him, though. And it didn't stop the documentary from getting the Oscar that year, either.
Amazing, isn't it?
You can find out about this and other ridiculous lies by watching this documentary about "The Last Days"

>The Last Days of the Big Lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80GgRWuXcO8

>>127526997
>Dhalsim
Oh yeah! Yoga flame!

>>127524720
>sucking the cock of the fitness industrial complex

The garbage you are calling yoga was a made-up routine created AND patented in the 70s to bilk (dumber) women out of their/their man's/family's money.

Practice real fitness that works for you, get /fit/, and for fucks sake stop mouthing the fuck off about it.

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>>127524720
>Yoga
>Getting flexi with QTs really motivates me to live a good, non-degenerate lifestyle.
>Non-degenerate

Yoga is degenerate by its very nature and one who partakes in it cannot be considered to be non-degenerate, rather the opposite.

Substitute your time in yoga with prayer to Jesus Christ, not following the kooky shit that some filthy Pajeet curryniggers came up with.

>>127524720
Sage

In all options

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>>127527905
>implying I don't start and finish every yoga session by praying the Our Father

>>127524720
You can't separate the practice of Yoga from the religion. The Yogis themselves say this.
If you want demonic oppression, go for it.
You may as well overtly call for the demonic Kundalini.

>>127526997
>>127527140

This is pretty on point. I started to go to yoga with some friends following a shoulder injury. It's certainly effective for mobility and as long as I'm going regularly I have essentially no aches and pains. But, so many of the people doing it (I'd say 80% are women) just strike me as total consumerist middle class babbies LARPing as spiritualists.

There is one good rule of thumb you should use when dealing with any of this "new age" garbage, only if you never have to pay a dime, even a penny, for it.

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Stop appropriating my culture!!