What's happening?

>>127522959
Techno dance party, Trump style.

>>127523075
This. OP wasnt invited lmao.

>>127523214

>tfw dancing with Ivanka rn and OP is a cuck

hehe

Trump set off the retard alarm

>>127522959
Ahem, those are the white house's security drones and they're classified, so if you could delete this thread we wont have to partyv& you

>>127522959
Ayy lmaos

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>>127522959
Your government was just overthrown and president deposed.
How does this make you feel?

>>127522959
Jared revealed his true form
Luckily Bannon came in in Time and blew his demon face apart with a shotgun whilst U cle Pence Zapped him into ash.

>>127525225

CIA just walks in, pops Trump, and slap Pence on the back as they exit.

>>127522959
Pence caught some faggots

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>>127522959

>>127522959
BUG WAR DETECTED, PREPARE FOR AYY LMAOS

THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpgyRjHJp-k


COME ON YOU APES, DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

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>>127522959
>>127523075

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>>127525616
Forget about Me, fgts?

>>127522959

this was from two hours ago

4am phone call at 10:30pm, after NK attacked Japan...

So.. War it is!

The red phone glows when picked up from its receiver

>>127522959
Is trump useing the time machine again? And if so, why?

>>127526235
TO GO BACK IN TIME AND STOP THE AYY LMAOS

>>127522959
Pence is having his period

>>127526181
That makes sense. Japan is probably shitting a brick right about now.

>>127523335
>TFW we area all having a Trump girl orgy and OP is a cuck

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Strange red lights are illuminating inside the White House, reason unknown

Video
https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/869017532749025281

Communicating with the lizard overlords is my guess. What else could it be?

>>127526181
Would it flash like that though?

Trump is playing lazor tag while Kushner and Ivanka run the country.

>>127522959
The jews are making their move. Kill the jew before it kills you.

Trump is the ultimate troll.

>>127526976
Can you blame him, Bruce?
Laser Tag is the shit.

>>127526181

jokes on you there is no red phone

fake news back from the cold war

Ivankaaaaaa// you don't have to put on the red light// Work the street for money, you don't care if it's wrong or if it's right// Ivankaaaaaa

Does anyone even know Morse code anymore? It says "Hillary is a loser. Banging Melania right now."

>>127526448
WW2 flashbacks

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top secret military weapon testing

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>>127522959
Shit... they crossed the streams.

>>127527393
2011 flashbacks too. Why does Japan always get the shit end of the radiation stick?

>>127527256
You don't have to bomb for Jews tonight
I told you once I won't tell you again GAS THE JEWS alright

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>>127527533
Poor Nihon.
Our Actual Greatest Allies have been hit with severe bad luck since 1945 and it makes me sad.

>>127527652
I'd be welcoming of Japanese migrants if the need arises. Japan is a good country.

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>>127527453
prepare for total plotonic reversal!

That's Lincoln's bedroom, idk what/who uses that room in this administration

The national red light district

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Mikes just zapping a faggot, nothing to see here.
Everyone get a glass of mountain dew code red and sleepy feeling can't let him crash and burn the two scoop codes. Russians.

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>>127529810

>>127523357
Were you on the property?

>>127527932

The flashing lights were in the dining room and kitchen (at least).

http://www.whitehousemuseum.org/Floor2.htm

>>127526790
>tfw u got invited to the fivesome with Ivanka and Kellyanne

Two other faggots where there but I still got a bunch of puss

>>127522959
Oh crap. It's those damned orbs again. WTH?

>>127529810
>>127530394
Enjoy sept 23 vaginal rabbis