THIS GUY slaps your ass at a bar.

>>127522621
Disarm him, bash his fucking head in before I stab him. Can't shoot me when you're being gutted like a fish.

Do it but very lavishly.

>>127522686
This

Hope he fancies drowning in his own blood.

>>127522621
>now YOU suck MY dick

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>>127523051
>>127522621

do a 360 then walk away

>>127522621
I get on the ground and wriggle like a snake, that faggot would be way too intimidated to tread on me

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>>127523233

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>>127522621
Slap his back, give him a wink then roofie him and steal all his possessions when he thinks he's met a qt Irishboi

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>>127522621
hmhmhm... A fatal mistake, my friend *teleports behind him* There's still time to apologise. *you turns around and try to shoot at me, but as you shoot at me it's revealed to be nothing more than an cardboard target as I appear a fair distance away* Hmhmhm... you are no match for my magpul jitsu. Now die! You wasted your chance! *aims a perfectly built AR-15 full of magpul accessories at you and fires* Hmph... fool. *threat assessments away*

>>127523176
It always seems like whenever I do a 360 I'm right back where I started