JAPAN AND USA ABOUT TO ATTACK NK

I wowna push you a-round

WHELL I WHALE WHELL I WHALE

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>>127519824
Its fucking nothing.

>>127519824
"Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe vowed action along with other nations to deter Pyongyang's repeated provocations.

As we agreed at the recent G7, the issue of North Korea is a top priority for the international community," Abe told reporters in brief televised remarks. "Working with the United States, we will take specific action to deter North Korea."

The response will be a new package of sanctions, and fillung up the sea of japan with more ships.

There is a long list of 'things' that has to be done before the US would attack.

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nothing burger with cheese extra onion no pickles please

>>127520063
Aren't you even a little bit excited for habbenings right next door?

>>127519824
>Trump and Abe make a strongly worded speech in response to NK firing a missile

WOW, IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!

>>127520224
>EXCITED
he'd be dead

>>127519824

China will secure their border against refugees.

Japan and US will quickly decapitate NK.

Most of the Nork military will surrender, because why the fuck not?

South Korea may be razed by artillery.

>>127520252
this time the missile landed in Japan's EEZ

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Guys If I get drafted please protect Armenia and Texas for me.

>>127520063
NORKS OVER THE WIRE

>>127519824
>>127519824

PRAISE KEK

>>127520294
Wow, I guess you could say they "crossed a red line" this time :^)

>>127520224
protip newlad: NK is always happening blueballs

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>>127520187
and double the nothing

>>127520364
qarabag occupant krikori

>Inb4 we fly some bombers over friendly soil as a show of force and come out "strongly" condemning them for the 10,000th time.

Its never going to happen.

>>127519824
>coordinated response
it will be a strongly worded memo read aloud on tv

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>>127519824
Oh boi, THIS time is happing r-right guys?

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>>127519824

North Korea is Best Korea?

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>>127520599

>>127520599
how did you do that

>>127520166
don't rain on the drama queen parade, based squarehead

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>>127520599
This Muslim bears false witness against the glory of KEK.

>>127520552
By saying "it's never going to happen" you are implying that the U.S. will allow DPRK to obtain nuclear ICBMs.

That in itself would be a huge happening. It would completely change the military situation in S.E. Asia. It's GOING to happen.

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>>127520599
Damn Asif, why you gotta crush my hopes?

I SWEAR TO GOD, IF THIS ORANGE HAIRED FAGGOT NUKES NOKO I AM DONE WITH TRUMP. ITS OVER FOR HIM

ww3 by the end of the year kek wills it

Literally nothing happening.

>>127520758
i kinda want it to happen. something is wrong with me.

"Japan PM Abe was quoted as saying 'We as a nation have had enough of this commie manlet's kikery. We are going to glass that little bitch and then we are going after Iseral to protect Nippon from future Jewish tricks'"
What did Abe mean by this?

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>mfw it's just not going to happen, again.

>>127520814
India will become a super power by 2020

Why don't they just airlift the Fukushima nuclear reactors and drop it on Pyongyang?

>>127520943
>tfw you're a superpower that has less functioning toilets in the country than the digits in the current year

>>127520758
bro this site got rid of noko like years ago

>>127520166
This. Americans don't enter into large conflicts unless enough American blood has been spilt in a single event. Now could the balanced response make the Norks feel pressured or (((pressured))) into attacking an American base and kick off a real happening?

...maybe.

nukes tomorrow

>>127520943
more like...suPOOerpower

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>>127521311
portentous digits

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>>127520063
>>127520187
>>127520599
Kill yourselves new fags. This is war.

I is it finally.... happening??...

"President Trump launches nukes at North Korea, but its revelations about Russian collusion from an unnamed source that threatens to nuke his presidency at home. Tonight on CNN."

>>127519824
Nothing

>>127519824
They should throw the next nuke to Tokyo.

Seriously what is the point of escalating with NK? They can launch as many missiles as they want as long as they don't hit anyone, right?

There is literally nothing to gain from a war with NK other than millions of dead North and South Koreans and some dead Americans. It would be an epic waste of billions of more tax payer dollars. The military industrial complex must be short on contracts this year. Fuck this gay Earth.

>>127519824
Shut the fuck up, nothing will happen and you know it, retard.

I hope it's happening

>>127521744
Because the day they actually do hit someone with a missile people will cry that it could have been stopped

>>127519824
north korean threads should be banned unless there is an actual war

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>>127520599
Those digits betray you!

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>>127521744
But they don't have a freedom bank and jew brain rape yet!

>>127519824
If i get a 7 june we have a new ground 0 in the world

>>127521744
You're mistaken dude.

Assuming this isn't all a Jewish scheme and he dindu nuffin (possible), Kim has been trying to nuke the USA for years, his father had been trying for decades.

It's not that they have these missiles and they launch them for fun, it's that their guidance technology is flawed and they're working on launching an actual nuke at us, that's already on their plan, and these missiles are them testing the delivery system.


It ain't that they'll do nothing if left alone, it's that they are building up their system to properly nuke us (multiple at once, once they have it down), and if we don't intervene then this joke of a threat will be an actual threat. That's the narrative, at least.

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>>127520599
>muslime scholars

UP GOOK CREEK WITHOUT A CHOPSTICK

>>127520638
North Korea is TRUE Korea
North Korea is ONLY Korea

>>127521744
Apparently you forgot the rules of brinkmanship. It's fine to conduct several military drills around your own territory, but if your going to start doing shit near other countries or international waters you better damn well make sure people know about it ahead of time. Also the NK regime consistently demonizes foreign powers. while there is nothing wrong with that on it's own, promising that you will use military force to harm your neighbors while inflaming the aggressions of your populous will always lead to an invasion into foreign territory. we can see this with Russia, Nazi Germany (who may have been slightly justified with the treaty of Versailles), Rome, Sparta, France, Japan, and the United States (Indian removal).

>testfire missile into literally middle of the ocean next to you
>litterally hurts no one
>B-BUT WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DEVELOP MEANS TO DEFEND YOURSELF! MUH PROVOCATIONS!!! WE NEED TO PREEMPTIVELY DEFEND OURSELF FOR PEACE WITH WAR AGAINST ONE OF THE LAST THREE NATIONS WITHOUT A JEWISH OWNED CENTRAL BANK ETERNAL DEBT SYSTEM!

God damn kikes.

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>>127520690
his gf.

At most a blockade. I don't see congress giving the green light for a first strike.

>>127519824
>Coordinated response

Trump: What a bunch of losers
Japanese PM: I - I agree senpai

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>>127521744
North Korea is a ticking time bomb to American hegemony. The second they get the Taepodong-II to work, the second another cold war could start and non-violent control would be off the cards. The US couldn't control NK aggression in the Asian/SE-Asian theater because they might actually fire back.

They are a threat because they seem to be one of the only countries willing to actually pull the trigger. On top of that they are a state raised with a vicious hatred of western culture and your naive to think they wouldn't want to settle old grudges.

>>127519824
>Trump and Abe "deeply concerned" for the thousandth time

IT'S HOPPONEN

>>127523098
true.

This is not a happening until sticky.

>>127520638
akinny soldiers are actually more effective than fat or muscular soldiers. They move easier and quicker and can hide and fit in less space, for what its worth

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>>127522044
Egyptian gods aren't pepes.

>>127523380
>My city is literally on its limit
Fuck.

Time to go to war i guess.

>>127523380
Holy shit I thought they could only get to like Guam.

>>127519824
Just like how it totally happened after they sank that Korean cruiser or when they shelled that island.

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>>127520446
Was not expecting this.

Yare yare daze.

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>>127523842
Yeah but Trump is in now

not gonna happen lel

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>>127519824
MODS PLEASE STICKY

>>127519824
Memorial Day strike for exta patriotic support

>>127523735
They can only get the BM-25 to work so far, I'd honestly say all they need is the KN-08 to open the Anchorage front and begin an allied invasion with an ally in Asia somewhere.

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>>127519926
This post made my night.

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>>127519824
It's a big fat nothing sushi.

>>127523380

>north korea nukes everyone but africa

we're fucked

>>127524540
Thats South America m8.

>NK kills everyone but narcos
>accidentally creates ancap paradise

>>127520383
Just like in Syria with those chemical attacks.

>>127524858
south america is just one big south africa

You think they'll have it ready by the Olympics?

If it's any comfort to anyone, the missile they tested traveled roughly 280 miles in 6 minutes, which means it's only capable of mach 3.6

not terribly difficult to shoot down.

US ICBM's travel at a re-entry speed of roughly mach 20 (15,500 mph)

Fucking olympics in Japan are begging for North Korea to attack.
Knowing NK`s mindset its basically a guarantee that they will because of how amazing an oppurtunity it is.

wwiii by the end of this century! kek wheels it!

>>127519824
fake and gay

>>127519824
IT'S GETTING ABOUT TO FUCK HAPPEN IN HERE NOW

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Bad Kim!

This strongly worded letter says no more Cognac for you! No more Mercedes cars! I know we already banned you from getting those but we mean it this time!

t. Trump & Abe.

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>yfw Japan of all places will be the first to nuke a country in almost 100 years

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Japs killing gooks again? Wow color me surprised

>>127519926
Great song, but just too catchy to risk listening to.

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Can we actually have a HABBENING thread if something happens?

>>127521945
and yet that's exactly what it'll take before we finally fucking do something. as much as our leaders like to talk shit none of them are willing to actually fucking act yet NK just keeps advancing their missiles and nuclear program

july 20

>>127521744
>The military industrial complex must be short on contracts this year

now people are starting to get it

>>127527255

n w e n
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w e n e w
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n e w n

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>>127521493

>>127527535
*fag

>>127527535
fugg

>>127521744
they have to be stomped sooner or later

>>127527633
Hma you can buy an account off alphabay on tor for 9$ and its only a 1 time thing somebody else pays the actual subscription

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It's never going to happen, as much as I wish it would.

>>127527535
Im confuzzled :/

>>127522044

Witnessed.

>>127528036
>confuzzled
Did i just time warp to 06 myspace

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>>127519824
Turn on Fox News quickly they have two big ass carrier deploying hundreds of Gundam like mechs.

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>I....it's really a happening that's actually going to happen this time
>It will happen this time I swear

>>127528178
You did

Time becomes permeable whenever a major happening is near!

>>127523380
>number 6

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>>127523380
>The second they get the Taepodong-II to work

good fucking luck

of all of the missiles they tested recently, only a couple have worked as intended and they've all landed within the range of missile 4 on that infographic

even if they got an ICBM like the TAEPODONG II to work, its not like they have a massive arsenal of those bombs in waiting

they have enough material for one or two of those fuckers, and even if they launch it the odds of it making its target in an actual combat situation are a roll of the dice.

This is all largely beside the point as one of the greatest misconceptions is that NK would ever actually try to use an ICBM. Whats the end game? They manage to blow San Fran off the map, then what? Kim Jon Un get to sensibly chuckle to himself moments before NK is wiped off the face of the earth?

Developing a nuclear arsenal is important to NK only so that they can protect themselves from potential foreign intervention/aggression for actions against their own people, and so they have leverage power in negotiating trade deals and the lifting of sanctions with other countries

If you aren't a member of the nuclear club you're liable to get buttfucked by the US for no reason at all (Iraq, Libya). But if you are? There's a reason we didn't go after Pakistan when Al Qaeda fled there, and it's not because they're real nice guys

Kimmy is only one country from Finland.

He is going to drive through Russian and invade Finland.

>>127527570

Tiny amount of internet users, plenty of bants.

Didnt Japans surredner in WWII include them waiving the right to wage warfare for all eternity? This sudden neocon hard-on for re-militarizing Japan is the most idiotic thing I have ever seen. How long before some cunts in a newly-powerful revived Japanese military decide to attempt to avenge Hiroshima and Nagasaki? 10 years? 20? 30? This has "arming the taliban in the 80's" blunder written all over it, only the Japs are more efficient and way more tchnologically advanced

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Nice. With some luck, the Norks will nuke London!

>>127520628
why
is this
relatable

>>127528521
North Korea is basically a lot like imperial Japan in a lot of aspects. Korea probably has a shit ton of bunkers for the important people and I think if they were pressed too much or even if they just lost it they would fire at the nearest targets and go all out invasion. Because thats a better way to go, its not cowardice which they despise.

>>127528616
They got it back as a sweetener for swallowing bad terms in TPP. Got yo money sucka

>>127528616

Nah, they don't have enough young men to do it.

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>>127519824

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>>127519824

Are you happy now guys?

Is this what you wanted to happen?

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>>127529296
>Are you happy now guys?
>Is this what you wanted to happen?
Yes

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>>127520224
Till artillery bombs the shit out of 60% of their capital and millions of Norks destroy everything 20 miles south of the DMZ. Anyone south of Seoul is pretty much okay for the whole attack.

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>>127519824 ¨

>>127520063
this

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>>127519824
can this shit fucking start already so my SPY puts are finally ITM.

>muh scuds

It's like I'm back in 1991.

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>>127519824 =

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Name a more iconic duo.
I'll wait.

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>>127519926
This shit had me keking way too hard.

>>127529990
back to WSB with you

>>127519824
I'm here for the happening.

Can someone fact check this claim, "The US dropped more conventional bombs on North Korea than they did in the entirety of World War 2."

I do not know if it was more than WW2 or a specific theatre of war.

>>127529925
>>127529813
>>127529880
hope you enjoy your corrupt hellscape

>>127527570
why are you doing this kim?

this nothingburger thing is a surefire way of spotting someone who does not belong here.

>>127528521
Its not about using it though, the threat is enough. Look at the Nazi V-series weapons for example, the V2 was arguably a poor piece of hardware in terms of what damage it could inflict but the psychological power of it was incredible (obviously they used the V2 more than a NK ICBM would be used but the public knows what nukes are capable of today).

Similar with the Taepodong-II, it doesn't really need to work well it just needs to be a threat. That gives leverage. When the ICBM becomes operational they have alot more power in the region. On top of that the US isn't in a particularly strong diplomatic position right now, this leaf has a decent outline as to why:
>>127527198
>>127527412
So when looked at all together the NK nuclear program is a real threat to US power globally. I'm not saying the US is about to become beta tier but NK-RUS coalition would a serious test of US influence.

>BREAKING

Trumps's EWO was seen taking the Football into the Oval Office. Mattis seen nervously tapping his BISCUIT in his palm before the door closed.

Friend on Staff just texted me.

ass lol??

NOTHING is happening fags

>>127526982
is.. is it not approved?

>>127530748
Bullshit. Nice OPSEC

Mother fucker

>>127530748
wasn't the football supposed to be at an arm's distance of the president 24/7?

>>127532322
It's a beautiful, approved song. But it's so catchy that when I listen to it, I'm playing it in my head for the next week.

When do I get to claim my qt Nork waifu for domestic ownership?

>>127532350
The fucking White House is full of leaks.
>>127532937
The EWO doesn't even ride in the same vehicle as the President aside from Air Force One. In the White House, he just needs to be in the building.

>>127521566
Sadly this is realistic.

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>>127519824
it's fucking sanctions u nerd

>>127524880
Yes you flyover state retard, that's the joke.

>>127521744
You're right anon. Let's wait til they have an icbm capable of delivering a nuclear weapon to the US. Seems like a smart thing to wait for. Especially from a country they threatens to annihilate the US and S. Korea about every single day. Surely they are just joking around.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>127530300
They definitely dropped more bombs in Vietnam compared to WWII. Not sure about Korea.

>>127523523
Not if they've been malnourished since childhood, with the attendant health problems and cognitive shortcomings.

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EWO with Football.

C I V I L W A R N O W

>>127535857
That's a suitcase you idiot

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>>127519824
North Korea is a paper giant, nukes , no delivery system. If we are going to have this war we might as well take out all the dirty laundry,

>>127522390
Dancing boys of Afganistan....

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>>127519824
I hope a third nuke makes cat girls real.

>>127537628
why you think japan got CRAZY after the Enola Gay made her run? 2d will become 4d shoon

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Happening
But nothing of value was lost!

>>127520947
kek

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>>127519824
Getting real tired of this happening blue balls. Pull the fucking trigger already you pussies!

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>>127537120
>"Football" isn't housed in a suitcase
>"Football" isn't within reaching distance of the President at. all. times. during travel
I know it's your first day, but you'll learn.

>>127519824
coordinated = total sanctions

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#nukethegook

Let's get it trending to show our support for glassing the norks.

>>127537120
guaranteed replies

>>127523380
Can someone for the lulz plot out those on a "flat-earther" map. I feel like it would line up enough to give some of the flateathers enough to riot over.

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>>127538289

Would it please /pol/ to know that deep down the CoG Chain, I actually carry a Biscuit and am authorized to be the Second Man in the Two Man Rule?

74-76 people above me would need to die first.

>>127523523
That skeleton would be out of comision from a rifle round to the arm or leg.

Take a trained muscular army dude and start shooting at him and i guarantee hes gonna go down only after a round to the head or some other vital part.

>>127530357
Why is it that in almost every single picture of Kim and his lackeys, they're wearing coats and fur hats?

Is it always cold in North-Korea, or are they trying to hide away how skinny they actually look?

>>127519824
>cnbc
yawn

wake me up when infowars or drudge has it

>>127539304

DPRK weather is similar to Michigan's U.P. or Rovaniemi. It's practically Finnish; One week of Summer.

NK better leave Japan alone. I need my fill and be the alpha Gaijin.

>>127537628
I hope a third nuke lands on me and I die in a sea of flaming blood

>>127523523
No.

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>Post yfw there will never be a true NK happening in your lifetime

>>127523380
>The biggest one
>Taepodong
>DONG

LAUNCH THE DONG

>>127539672
if you come here I will cut off your head and wear your eyes as earrings

>>127539902
I understand the NODONG was based on a Russian design

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>>127522044

>>127520292
No

Kimmy has a big enough army to push the South Koreans to the sea. The only problem with the zerg rush plan is they will get bombed to shit by US and allied planes. He can destroy South Korea in a few weeks, but after that the pockets still fighting in the 38th will get relief forces and marines will land. Downfall will be a few months after it starts just because of kimmy's million man army and the loyalist insurgency that follows.

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>>127519824
someone just needs to shoot a bullet into this motherfucker. either that or just nuke all of pyongyang.

>>127528311
Would probably be the best missile to launch at US South Korea command.

> Sir we have incoming No Dongs
> massive wave of laughter overwhelms everyone in the control room

>>127523380

n. 5 circles only Japan? can't their subs reach [spoiler]Pearl Harbor[/spoiler]?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpfFSkv4iko

AMERICAN-JAPANESE

INTERNATIONAL NORK BEHEADING COMPETITION WHEN?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contest_to_kill_100_people_using_a_sword

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>>127519824
>"...and then we let China annex the former DPRK in return for nuking the SHIT out of ISIS"

I wish I could be a Japanese whaler

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>>127519926

>>127520063
as you frantically log in for what may be your last starcraft game ever

>>127520364
i'll keep your sister's pussy warm for ya

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>>127519824
>People like this exist on the internet

They won't tell you this, but 4 THAAD interceptors were fired to shoot this down.

Not happening. Not going to happen. Fuck off faggots

>>127523380

North Korea could maybe lob one nuke at us before being rendered inhospitable to human life. And that's assuming said nuke actually made it here without being intercepted or blowing up on the fucking launchpad.

>A report in the Voice of America cited unnamed sources as saying the U.S. was ordering a third aircraft carrier strike force to the region, as a warning to Kim to stand down.

This fucking carrier group will again take a month or so to arrive there.

>Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe vowed action along with other nations to deter Pyongyang's repeated provocations.
>deter

Strong words again, nothing else.


HAPPENING CANCELLED

>>127520599
well shit

blumpf will never do anything he's too busy sucking jew cock

>>127519824
Honestly....

Just wipe them off the face of the planet. They're a nuisance, a hassle.

Just bomb their government headquarters and Kims house. Then just fucking leave it. Don't invade. The country will sort itself out.

>>127549956
you poor thing

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Here comes the sun!

>>127519824
Trumpy boy is too scared to strike first. He knows that SK will be lost before they step a foot on NK land.

>>127521493
>new fags
Looks like we found our Redditor of the Week! Now stop posting little Timmy, teacher might confiscate your phone.

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let her rip

>>127528521
Byron Dorgan eh, he is one of he few politicians that I think is sincere.

>>127519824
It's going to happen eventually with North Korea but I doubt it will be any time soon.

include me in the screencap ww3

Can japans military even deploy overseas yet? pretty sure this is fucking nothing.

>>127519824
not a happening, abort thread

>>127520063

hope youre not in Seoul, if anything happens, that plase is gonezo

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>>127519824
it's gonna habben

I always though thay SK and NK were pretty evenly matxhed in terms of conventional forces

>>127520599
your paki numbers mean nothing here

>>127526755
To be fair, they should get a turn. I mean, they are the only people to have atomic bombs dropped on them in modern times. Fair is fair and all.

>>127520628
I'm so tired of you new fags not liking happenings. i remember my first happening on pol i seriously thought the world was ending

Yeah whatever we don't even care anymore.

>>127520628
ThIsso.
>>127558414
I'm not a newfag and I have been through many of these shitty NK happening threads I got desensitized, just happen already and let's celebrate it when it does.

If you seriously think we are going to war, do not breed.

>>127561864
why would we need a white genocide if we have a white suicide

>>127520143
tfw more sanctions

>>127555172
they have a carrier

>>127519824
Two scoops.

Three aircraft carriers.

>>127520187
If women stop breeding, will it stop climate change?

>>127521493
It's been a war since 1991.

WW3. It's been fun so far. But soon it's gets ugly as a couple billion are about to die. Remember the goal is 500 million controllable slaves total.

>>127519930
Fuck you anon chanting WW3 LIKE WHAT FUCK........
Eh I like your style keep up the work.

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I hope nothing bad happens to animeland.

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>>127568217

>Japan
>military actions
Top kek

>>127519824
>nk breaks open
>usa already got more than 30 bases in NK, also anti misile tech etc.
>air force can do ait support because japan so close, nk jets are so outdated and few air superiority is preatty much secure
>nk ground troops might advance 10 clicks before be blown in to oblivion with hellfires and A10s
>usa ground troops and SK troops advance, USA will send the gooks first. that is for sure
>actual "war"(whitch will be just stream rolling the zipperheads) might last for a week or so.
>usa secures the city of Ping-pong
>brings in "cocacola" nice dresses for little girls, there is a parade made by the SK for the liberation, and slowly the support for Kuck-jon-un dissapears untill all NK is filly anexed to SK and they wage slave into suicide.

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>>127519926
Bumobump

>>127549784
>This fucking carrier group will again take a month or so to arrive there.
How do you know this?

Basically turns the peninsula to rubble. Common US why you doing this for no oil.