Post LOTR memes or make your own to mock liberal spouting points.
You forgot link to part 1
Someone tell me what Peter Jackson meant when he made sure to cast Saruman with someone who had a big hooked nose?????
>>127517272
>>Part_1.html
>>127517272
Sorry I'm tired
PART 1
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>>127516934
keep em coming, Icebro
PART 1
>>127506654
PART 1
>>127506654
>>127517166
nice
>>127516934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oy1B2hHLLg
>>127517289
Kind of ironic considering Christopher Lee is the direct descendant of a Holy Roman Emperor
>>127517543
>yfw LOTR is co-opted by ethnonationalists
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>>127511330
lmao
>>127507758
fuck off, faggot
>>127509341
>missing the point
are you retarded?
From last thread
Everyone feel free to repost to share with people just joining the thread let's keep these going they have good potential to enter normie culture and shift opinions.
>>127517722
Didn't know that.
So I went back and checked... is this dude wearing a fucking fake nose for the role of Saruman?
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>>127517921
When you look at the origin of Tolkiens works and the idea that he had when writing them it certainly makes a great deal of sense.
>>127517172
Genuinely made me lol
>>127518313
kek
>>127518167
True, but so does the actor playing Gandalf
>>127517958
>>127509341
Harry Potter is kind of redpilled, though. The goblins who run gringotts bank are definitely jews
>>127518119
Kek
>>127518489
book 5 is the only redpilled harry potter installment
it deals with fake media and a rising threat that gets covered up by a corrupt administration
>>127517921
I mean, you've got ideas of genetic and racial purity, the bad guys are a bunch of ugly dark-skinned monsters and literal sandniggers. I know Tolkien disliked allegory, but it's pretty fucking clear.
>>127518459
thats no hook nose anon, just typical old person fleshy nose
This thread is too good.
>>127518684
Nah he actually wore a prosthetic.
>>127517921
t. someone who has never actually read tolkien
>>127518833
Both of em ? Interesting choice then
>>127517921
Not fucking hard considering tolkein was a far right catholic nationalist who spent his last years saying england is dying from modernity and immigration.
Plus he was literally a falangist, and was very close to Franco.
>>127518684
In first movie is more prominent for some reason
>>127516934
Hows this one guys? Lord of the Redpill could be the next big thing.
>>127517921
But all his central romances are inter-racial. Its always a fey beautiful elf lady getting HUMANED
>>127519152
Or we could make tumblr have a hissy fit over us meming their favorite movies again.
>>127519152
Very good. I also like Lord of the Redpill but we could brainstorm other titles as well I think.
Can someone who has read the books recently redpill me on if Aragon acts like a pussy in the movies compared to in the book?
Good job dimwits. Because of enthonationalists coopting LOTR, LOTR deserves a remake by SJWs to appease the leftwingers.
>>127517172
holy shit. the best hahahaha
>>127519274
Elf/Human interracial romances have only happened twice in all the thousands of years of LotR lore and the two couples were heavily implied to be the same people just reincarnated.
>>127519359
>"If you kill your enemies, they win."
Fucking leaf...
>>127519118
you might be right, i'll have to look out for that next time I rewatch
>>127517172
jej
>>127516934
>>127519359
fuck up
>>127519597
Y'all need to do some Harry Potter memes
>>127519720
UR A FUCKING ELVISH MALE
>>127519359
pls no. The hobbit was lame enough. I would like to think that even the left would get pissed if they shat on LOTR.
>>127519704
Genuinely great.
>>127519747
this is so important.
>>127519459
Elrond's dad was a human who fucked some sweet elven pussy. So it's happened 3 times.
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>>127519982
holy shit I'm dying
>>127519747
So brave. You go girl.
>>127520087
UN RACIST AND SEXIST MUCH?
>>127520168
He is truly the worst.
...I suppose I should make a Hitler one!
>>127520293
Stalin would be funnier
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>>127519704
I'm dying
Brit
>>127520367
It shall be so!
>>127516934
I was just about to make this thread.
Is this the kinda shit that redpills normies?
Hows this one guys?
>>127517921
its like no ones ever been to stormfront
at one point they had their own lotr board to wank over
>>127520843
>going to stormfront
anon I hate to break it to you.. but they're not fun. they're the white-nat version of normies.
>not using prime meme bait across all mediums
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>>127520720
HAHAHHAHA
>>127520754
Yes, yes it does.
>>127520793
eh, it's not the best. Not really that funny and pretty much just a reskin of the usual anti-globalism pics. If you look at the others ITT they're mostly dialog from the characters perspective, while this is from the viewers perspective. This seems more likely to have the effect of telling people what to feel rather than getting them to imagine what it would have been like if the characters themselves were cucked.
Or maybe I'm just a faggot
>>127519747
Such beautiful curves!
>>127521218
Nah, you're right on the nail.
>>127516617
Remember both Trump and Harry Potter were the only ones who would say the true name of their enemy
some oc cus bored
>>127520939
the brit board was 15 years ago.
i miss 15 years ago
>>127518119
it's allahu akbar m8, not allhu akbar
>>127519597
kek
Fresh meat!
>>127521927
Needs MY ANCESTOR meme.
>>127521927
Orcs were actually once elves though?
>>127521577
Just an FYI, Gandalf the White's boots in the movie were lace-up boots. Those aren't chucks.
>>127522035
On it!
>>127522091
>thatisthejoke.jpeg
The Hobbiton Post:
The Shire is VERY white. Here's why that's problematic.
>>127516934
The Best, most relevant, most useful meme I have found lately is LOTR related:
Tried another one. This is a potential gold mine.
>>127520720
wasnt he an uruk-hai though? All uruks are orcs, but not all orcs are uruks, you fucking orccist bigot
This is the best thread in the catalog and probably all month
>>127520720
Needs this
#notallorcs
or
#Not a true orc.
otherwise perfect
>>127522782
Racist. There is only one race, the Orc race
>>127522782
>>127523515
Actually orcs from Mordor are sunni and uruk-hai are shia. totally different cultures. please read a fucking book.
>>127523787
Orcs are mongols + niggers.
Haradrim are Muslims.
>>127519704
>>127523159
>you ain't no orc bruv
>>127520011
I'm so confused, why are such good things coming from a leaf.
>>127522035
>>127522204
Here you go, internet!
>>127520665
This is gold.
>>127522577
perfect
>>127524002
Needs a "Haradrim are a people of peace" one.
>>127523882
Who are the jews in all this?
>>127524927
I personally think Saruman is suppose to be what Jews are. Dwarves can be interpreted as "good" Jews even though they arent really considered very good or reliable by Elves or Men.
>>127517166
Obligatory. https://youtu.be/pINtLSTyzvk
>>127516934
Sure you goys can do better than this.
>>127517172
I dont even know if I should laugh or cry anymore
This day we fight!
By all that you hold dear on this good Earth,
I bid you stand, Men of the West!
>>127525321
>I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me!
>>127525407
>a day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship
>>127525819
But it is not this day.
>>127525081
Sends a horde of third world savages to destroy white lands. Checks out.
>>127519747
beautiful <3
>>127524927
Tolkien originally thought of the Dwarves as Jews (small, big noses, lots of gold)
>>127526130
I get it
>>127517921
Tolkien himself would be described as a white nationalist today. Why do you think all the good guys are white humans and all the bad people are brown subhumans? He wrote The Hobbit and LOTR as a new mythology specifically for European people.
>>127525992
>An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day!
>>127526130
Well done anon.
Someone needs to make a "quintessentially elvish" one with a filthy looking orc or something
There are those who dwell in the Antarctic...
>>127526130
Perfect.
Moar.
>>127526130
fug
>>127522623
underrated
>>127517289
>Someone tell me what Peter Jackson meant when he made sure to cast Saruman with someone who had a big hooked nose?????
Christopher Lee was promised the role of Gandalf by Tolkein but passed it off to Ian because he knew he couldn't handle the strain.
>>127526130
i dont get it
pls forgive me i have audism
>>127527346
White orc.
>>127519896
Also, Gimli was aching for Galadriel's elf puss, and Celeborn the cuck just had to stand there and watch his wife of a gorillion years giggle and flirt with the disgusting ugly bearded untermensch and not say a word about it.
>>127526563
Look! It's Agent Elron the fifth...
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>>127519704
I shared this meme (the first two panels) on jewbook and a gay leftie whom posts about trannys, gender bending, Ru-Paul and all that shit shared it.
He's actually shared a few of my posts regarding Manchester which is pretty interesting.
>>127526290
they are also on the run from their homesteads, having lost their holds. They do smithing and other work in human cities to earn a living and have the same tradition of pulling out their beards when mourning. I don't think tolkien ever came out and stated each and every race and what they are based on, probably because it's really obvious.
>>127527346
>i have audism
Peace be upon you, weaponized one.
Shaun King is a white guy who made a career LARPing as a black guy.
>>127519720
I tried, I really tried, BUT NOW MEATS BACK ON MY MENU
>>127528159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEUGPEVRDmU
>>127516934
>>127528157
Adding to this, implications are that orcs are blacks and blacks are the enemy. There are some identity components as well (is he really an orc?) that are interesting.
>>127518313
And to think all thei needed for that was a single white hand.
Enjoy.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/unused-audio-commentary-by-howard-zinn-and-noam-chomsky-recorded-summer-2002-for-the-fellowship-of-the-ring-platinum-series-extended-edition-dvd-part-one
>>127521927
KEK
>>127530923
kek
>>127530923
My take on your idea.
All credit goes to you, anon.
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>>127516934
Need to make something with Galadriel screaming at Happy Merchant Sauron.
>YOU ARE NAMELESS, FACELESS, FORMLESS
>GO BACK TO THE VOID FROM WHENCE YOU CAME
>>127533315
>yfw swarfs were just unwitting pawns of a much greater evil
>>127517289
Your nose will look like that if you get that old
check your grandfathers for previews
>>127518975
IIRC, it was because their features looked too small with the grand beards they were wearing. Their noses looked out of proportion without them.
Source: Some DVD commentary, I believe.
>>127533425
oh shit, it all makes sense now
>>127517172
this takes the cake. wow. this. this is it. you win. congrads.
You all know why these LOTR memes works so well, don't you??
Morgoth = Allah
Sauron = Mohammad
Orcs = Muslims
Black Riders = Caliphs
The Precious = Koran
Mordor = Arabia
Sauron's Eye = Mecca
>>127533425
>>127533858
kekkerz
>>127519274
Basically the eternal beady anglo and his obsession with Jewesses.
>>127521883
get wrecked fag
Cucked by Morder?
>ORKED.
I was always stunned this didn't take off sooner. I mean come on
>MEN OF THE WEST
>>127517967
>let's keep these going they have good potential to enter normie culture and shift opinions.
you're gonna have to do better than this for that to happen.
>>127517289
the nose knows
>>127534220
Except the Dwarves are the Jews
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_(Middle-earth
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>>127534576
I think the iceman has a good point.
>>127534553
nice one, btw.
>>127519152
although I appreciate the sentiment but this one misses the mark.
>>127525176
Needs a tranny version
wtf I hate LotR now?!!?!?
>>127519084
imagination and speculation
big time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0BXmWYqZCc
FOR AMERICA
>>127528017
sounds like he wants the d anon, take care
>>127519152
>>127519175
try hader
>>127527280
>Christopher Lee was promised the role of Gandalf by Tolkein but passed it off to Ian because he knew he couldn't handle the strain.
>promised the role of Gandalf by Tolkein
>by Tolkein
The guy who died in the 70s?
Sounds about right.
>>127519785
i loled
>>127526130
Fucking kekmate
>>127528113
There are elements of Jews in the dwarves, but they are not a direct allegory. Tolkein actually hated allegory as a literary device, and hated it when people tried to make everything into an allegory. He thought it was lazy. (He was right.) He wrote about it in a few of his essays.
>>127518119
>allhu
>all who
>>127535493
>There are elements of Jews in the dwarves
always thought this too. the dwarves fight hard too, just like the jews. Both cultures are quite admirable.
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>>127524885
I love you.
>>127524041
kek great start, just needs some refinement
>>127535538
>mistaking a goblin for an orc
>low level adventurer as fuck
>>127519118
Odin had a big nose. Gandalf is Odin.
>>127535290
it is true. He was the only cast member who knew Tolkien personally.
Lee was a really old guy during filming.
>>127535230
>burgers
>implying they're NOT the 'orcs' of humanity
k
>>127535850
all good things come to those who hate
>>127536059
We are odv the eagles you fucking cane toad
>>127535791
I... I Love you too, anon...
>>127535795
How so, good sir?
>>127519084
holy shit lol
>>127517172
fuck.
>>127527630
It was a pure love. Aesthetic in origin.
>>127519896
>Elrond married his daughter to his 86th removed nephew
>>127519459
They happen amongst royalty. The children also have a choice to be fully elf or fully human. One dies and one sails.
Also Beren and Luthien's spirit was relived through Aragorn and Arwen Udomiel.
>>127519274
>central romances
There is no central character in the traditional sense. Stop watching the movies and read the books. The love between Dunedain and Elf and northman and elf is to convey the purity of love. Men must strive to win the hearts of their wives. The wives will not lower themselves to the men (unlike coalburners) the men must ascend to the level of the women (the ideal of love).
>>127517166
Fly you fools!
>>127536249
>>127528113
The Dwarves are sort of like Norwegians though. This kind of trying to be hyper masculine despite being short. Love of gold, axes are items of reverence, always in the mountains, honor and integrity except when dealing with non-dwarfs.
It's like Scandinavians and Jews put together for the inspiration. Mostly Jews though.
>>127535791
Fucking hell
>>127521218
that is very constructive
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>>127517172
Toppest of all Keks
>>127537801
Can someone add "this is what a feminist looks like" on her torso so I can spread it around like it's an actual feminist protest picture, please?
Vel mÃmað!
>>127517172
I'll add this to the collection.
>>127537683
If I'm going to rate something I'm not just going to put down "wew fag that's shit, neck yourself". He wasn't an obvious troll so I gave him my opinion and advice.
>>127537904
>>127538290
That works for trolling, but I meant as if she had written it on herself to protest.
Saved though, thanks.
>>127517921
>>127517289
sugarman
>>127538477
yeah i misread that but it's still ammo for the meme wars
>>127535290
Lee ran away from home at 18 to fight in the great war
>>127536249
Underrated
>>127538895
Holy shit he fought for Finland in the Winter War
(:IMMIGRANTS WELCOME:)
>>127538895
>>127539370
Need some clarification here. What did he do exactly?
>>127539904
Cultural enrichment.
>>127539938
Guess he didn't actually "fight" in the winter war, he got put on guard duty way behind the front lines lol
But he served good and then eventually joined the RAF, then this shit happened
> Training with de Havilland Tiger Moths, Lee was having his penultimate training session before his first solo flight, when he suffered from headaches and blurred vision. The medical officer hesitantly diagnosed a failure of his optic nerve, and he was told he would never be allowed to fly again.[43] Lee was devastated, and the death of a fellow trainee from Summer Fields only made him more despondent. His appeals were fruitless, and he was left with nothing to do
Basically, god spared him so that we could have a good actor play Saruman
>>127533719
interdazsting
thanks for the clarification anon
>>127519274
>Humaned
Lmao
>>127540216
did he run away to fight in WW1 too? that's why I posted that. There are a few guys who fought in both. Patton is one of them.
>>127516934
In response to that Cracked video where they bend over backwards to interpret Sauron as a misunderstood hero:
2 Timothy 4:3 "For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions..."
2 Timothy 3:1-17 "But understand this, that in the last days there will come times of difficulty. For people will be lovers of self, lovers of money, proud, arrogant, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, heartless, unappeasable, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not loving good, treacherous, reckless, swollen with conceit, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having the appearance of godliness, but denying its power. Avoid such people... "
This is but one expression of the widespread corruption. It's framed as a joke, but it's not a joke. There's no art behind it, as in Paradise Lost. They want you to think it's just rhetoric, there is no true evil, all is relative etc.
Confusion hath fuck his masterpiece.
>>127524041
normie friend actually sent me this. Idk where he got that.
>>127536632
You mean "Fry you fools"
>>127516934
best threads i've seen all week. god bless, anons!
>>127517921
Welcome to late '70s Italy
>>127533425
literal lizard
jesus christ. at last, I truly see
>>127516934
>dumb leftist overuse harry potter memes to support their ideas
>/pol/acks decide to do the same with LOTR
I am fine with this.
>>127541759
Funny jew here
>>127516934
Pretty shitty analogy, I'd rather be a badass orc than a faggy elf.
>>127519084
This is gold
>127517854
Benis :D :DDD
>>127539938
He also reportedly stabbed a enemy soldier during the war, The death sound he made when grima stabbed him was according to him exactly what he heard that day.
>>127543824
Better version imo
So what, is this the alt-right's harry potter or some shit then?
>>127519785
They're related
>>127527630
delet this
>>127543978
LOTR has always been /pol/ approved
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>>127530923
>word in black speech
>recognizes it as Romanian
>>127519704
>super lefty friend, nicest guy I've ever met, just wants everyone to be happy
>watching him get shitlorded lately just for being a white male trying to help on sjw circles on facebook
>he started sharing a couple of these from meme pages yesterday
feels good. let the cold tide of reality wash over you buddy. it won't make you happy but it will make you better.
>>127536059
> Coming from the country founded by white niggers and cannibalistic abos.
Yeah, no one cares what you think senpai
>>127545531
>implying aussies aren't bro tier
>a fucking leaf
>>127521927
is that orc a fucking leaf?
>>127519274
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
Ahhhh....yes..sniff sniff
>>127517921
why are orcs described as looking like Chinese people?
>>127545907
because BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
YESSSSSSSSSSSS SNIFF SNIFF MORE MORE AHH YES
>>127536448
>Also Beren and Luthien's spirit was relived through Aragorn and Arwen Udomiel.
Beren and Luthien's spirits were reincarnated into their bodies by the mercy of the Valar and they were then assigned the fate of Men which is for their souls to leave Arda forever after their death to move on to another place
They were not reincarnated as their own descendants.
>>127546252
>their bodies
Forgot to specify that they were reincarnated back into their OWN bodies and not reborn
>>127545855
MORTAL'D
>>127542598
>Australia
>not argentina
>west europe but not east
could they be any more transparent about saying 'dilute white countries'?
>black speech
Wtf Tolkien!!
>>127520720
He was an Uruk-hai, and he was made in middle earth, so he is a homegrown bomber just like the Gondor homegrown terrorists.
>>127535290
Lee was old as Gandalf and personally knew Tolkien
>>127519274
Whites being half-elf is an ancient part of Celtic and Germanic mythology. The idea of an ancient angellic race mingling with their people millenia ago is basically what sets them apart as semi-divine and better than other races.
>>127542933
Move to Africa and see if you hold those sentiments.
Soros has to be Sauron right?
>>127547073
fuck soros is one little pawn in the game when will you r_thedonald fags learn
>>127547073
soros is like the sergeant ork in some nothing squad
>>127547073
Soros is like Saruman, an enemy with a face, and an old senile geezer filled with hare-brained plots at that.
Sauron is faceless and eternal and more menacing for it. More like, say an idea. Globalism itself maybe.
>>127546505
I doubt it. And it will work on many because they are pathologically altruistic.
The real flood has been happening since before I was born, that's for sure.
>>127519084
>yfw you realize Gandalf's return is an allegory for Fascism's eventual return at the West's most desperate hour.
No
Only use The Hobbit pics
LotR is ours and always has been regardless of how many normies have gotten into it. Please don't desecrate one of the few good things we have, they've already put a nigger in the newest game we don't need them remaking the originals to shit it up any more than they already have
>>127517289
He literally gave it to Ian because he felt him better for the role, also he was too old to do such intense work
Also Lee is literally descended from Charlamagne
Glad to see this thread is still alive
>>127519274
>She was already a quadroon.
>She has to pay the toll and follow him to the grave.
>Her family has to leave her behind as they travel to better places because she can no longer go with them.
>Even her half breed Dad doesn't want it to happen because he will have to give her up forever.
Pretty cautionary tale really.
>>127524041
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>>127517962
all this is very funny, yet it will not redpill any norme because they are brainwashed in to thinking like sheep.
if you want to actually do some damage to their way of thinking is by using their stupidity against them.
instead of micking their hastags and ways directly you should change to more sutile tactics.
like for example editing a picture "explaining" how the orcs where a the "minorities" that where subjugated to the white man (everyone good in the movie)
this way people will percive that blacks are related to orcs who commit many crimes on screen, while whites will be asiciated with the good guys.
much you need to learn in the ways of deceiving you fools.
>>127519274
Aragon isn't human nigger, he's a human elf hybrid that's actually better than both races
>>127550197
>shilling for race mixing
>on /pol/ of all places
Just admit that Elf whores can't resist the BHC (Big Human Cock).
>>127519084
>Plus he was literally a falangist, and was very close to Franco
wait what
Has anyone yet done a meme about immigration and Gandalf not allowing the balrog to cross the bridge?
This is one of the best threads I've seen here in a long time
>>127516934
Holy shit this is the best thing I've seen this week. This needs to become a consistent thing on /pol/
>>127524927
wormtongue seems pretty jewwy to me
>no taxposting
Smdh sentpatriachi famelia
>what about second bailout
>>127519152
>>127517967
stop bullying orcs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAfb3f04mo
>>127550406
They're both mixed race you dingus.
>>127547726
Use this one instead
>>127550406
Honestly elf cucks need to realize that they owe us reparations for taking us from our homeland (Aman) and putting us here on middle earth.
Honestly, their women only stay for us because they like our cultured cocks more than the mortally-deficient dicklet elves.
Hows this one? Ill try to keep making them as the ideas come
>>127552118
Fucking typo, fixed it
>>127552228
go to bed, there's still a typo
>>127524927
Pretty much all of Aule's followers or creations seem to suffer from covetousness and desire for power and treasures.
Sauron and Sauruman are his Maiar, the dwarves who bring so much chaos to the world are his creation.
Aule is seen as good but his creations all seem flawed.
>>127552345
Dont see it.
>>127519084
Tolkien told the NSDAP era Germans to fuck off when they wanted to publish his works in Germany but mailed him first to make sure he didn't have any Jewish ancestry
he literally said he was sad that he didn't have any Jewish blood
>>127552412
>127552412
>Aule was always faithful to Eru and submitted all his creations to His will. He was never jealous of others' creations, but sought and gave counsel. He enjoyed in the things he made and in the making itself and passed ever to some new work, without hoarding or possessing. For this, there was much strife between him and Melkor who envied him; Melkor always marred his work and Aule always sought to repair them.[1][2]
Aule is basically the embodiment of the white European cuck, creating for others to steal and corrupt and destroy yet always being a good goy and fixing shit for it to be destroyed again
>>127517172
KANGZ
>>127552427
Whar do you mean you can't see it?
>>127552427
bed
>>127517172
>>127553165
Well goodnight friends. its been fun.
>>127522623
Underrate d
>>127517172
top kek