Brit/pol/ - Scottish Politicians edition

Benders fuck off btw.

>>127512856
> SNP pursue 'progressive' policies
> #Indyref2

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Speaking of Scottish politicians, this bloke is an actual SNP MSP.

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1st for #NotAllMuslims #NothingToDoWithIslam

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storms coming in lads

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Who else here /hype/?

>>127513004
lmao what?

>>127513026
Fuck off from where I'm at finally. Was going for like 2 hours.

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Found out today my sister has a black boyfriend, lads.
He's called "Koby", he's a manlet and he is from Ghana.

Genuinely considering suicide tbqhwy lads.

>>127513096
May with a first round knockout

>>127513004
>lol who needs to read, write and do arithmetic when you can learn customer service instead and get a job at B&Q or McDonald's

>>127513162
How very civic of her!

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Migrating for more politics and or fish discussion.
>pic is an iwagumi
The nips have a special word for each of the stone sizes and how they should be placed.

Like Zen gardening with fishbros

Would genuinely be fine with Scotland leaving when we invade and take back the oil

>>127513162
>Sister is a coalburner
>Considering killing own self

???

What's wrong with you man.

>>127513096
May is utter shit at stuff like this.

She's out of her depth as PM

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MY LIMEY BRITFRIENDS

IT'S TIME AGAIN TO ROLL UP OUR SLEEVES AND GIVE THOSE FILTHY KRAUTS THE OL' ONE-TWO PUNCH

>>127513174
They wont be on stage together, unfortunately.

>>127512573
meh, Tsuki still has that tight nit feel to it, Infinity is too edgy to take seriously and the sheer number of boards makes it difficult to get a real culture going

>>127513026
Saw lightning while I was smoking a cigarette outside, was pretty baller. Don't fear the reaper!

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>>127513261
My mum has never been super racist but even she is fucking disappointed.
We spoke earlier and she said "Don't worry anon, when he comes round we will both be thinking the same thing".

>>127513017
TEA AND BISCUITS
>very nice
RADICAL PAMPHLET

>>127513321
>the EU army is actually happening
Bloody aryans always up to no good

Is may good at debating and how is Corbyn

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>>127513321
Good. We'll just take out all of our troops and military equipment then since Merkel thinks she can take care of herself. Give Putin the greenlight, too.

>>127513321
>We can no longer rely on allies
>Refuse to pay agreed Nato contribution
Fucking Krauts

>>127513096
It will be shit m8.
Corbyn mumbling and saying very vague shit and only reaffirming his love for social justice and economic illiteracy.
May will come off as cold and uncaring as she most likely has autism. She is only good at offence and as it is a discussion with an audience she will fail.
Hoping Hugo Corbez says something either retarded or mental.

>Thunderstorm is practically right overhead

So inconsiderate. I want to go to bed but there's no point.

>>127513424
Take our sister aside and try to reason with her.

If that fails, well, there are other options...

>>127513321
We won't need to this time lad. They're invading themselves with mohammedans at a rate of knots. Leave them to their own devices and purge the mainland once they're done.

>>127513197
80% of the UK GDP is services
Napoleon was right

>>127513455
Tea and Biscuits and Islamic Extremism
Quintessentially British

>>127513321
Germany has far too much control.

I seriously unironically think they'll be an issue regarding this within 30 years.

Eastern European countries will get pissed off with Germany and it's puppet state, France, about something and then Russia will get involved.

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>>127513248
rip takashi amano

>>127513321
Greetings fellow person of absolutely Caucasian origin. I am sure you have many entirely relevant things to add to the discourse and highly cogent discussion points.

Please fuck off. Doors on the left. Help yourself to a complementary bag of britpol pork scratchings on your way out though.

>>127513026

Some amazing lightening just now.

>>127513530
She's known him for 8 months. Literally 0 chance.
She was so embarrassed he was a nigger she didn't say anything about him until yesterday when she asked if he could come over (she lives in London).
Seriously, a manlet nignog with glasses from Ghana.

>>127513004

>"You short changed me"
>"Hurr durr I don't have literacy or numeracy skills so I don't know how much I should have given you

>>127513655

well i thought it was coming in, ive only heard some thunder at the mo

>>127513661
Welp, guess you've got no choice then. Know anyone with a pig farm?

>>127513559
The absolute state of that qt tho...

Could that have been PEAK BBC apologists hour?

>>127513563
I haven't tried on a German the comparison of the EU and Merkel to a 4th Reich but I really want to. Our own pol brand Germans are already too busy autistically screeching to bother with.

>>127513004
Things always go smoothly in a shop when dealing with employee who can't read or write.

>>127513424
You clearly didn't bully her enough as a child lad
I was so cruel to my sister all I have to do now is scowl at her a bit and she practically shits herself
Sometimes I think I must've gone too far but then she says some moronic bullshit like 'I'm thinking of going vegan' and I remember how useful it is

>>127513321

We will feed Berlin to Russia again

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>>127513162
>having a sister like that
>still calling her your sister if she does that

P L E B
L
E
B

>one currency
>one army
>no real borders (in the schengen zone at least)
at what point do these places stop being countries?

>>127513620
Fucking hell lad. I've not seen that one before that's incredible.

I would as I said before love to make one of these but they look like art projects than homes if that makes sense? Still a cracking pic.

>>127513737

I've been sitting by the window, one of them literally turned the shy into daytime for a fraction of a second and then it rumbled for a full minute.

>>127513986
Very shortly as France just voted to send all its government decision making to Brussels

>>127513321
German reunification was a mistake

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Muslims have so much to offer us, Manchester is truely enriched by Muslim settlement:
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/05/28/manchester-bomber-mob-gang-rape-victim/

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>>127513986
> All speak English

>>127513986
Most of the countries in Europe are not countries, but just shit that was tossed aside after wars which made there own nations

>>127513794
Surprised they didn't get a bunch of complaints for it tbqh
One of the most depressing/blackpilling things I've seen on TV ever.

>>127513903
I've always bullied her about her political beliefs. She's a raging lefty.
>inb4 >>>/trash/

She's my sister. It's so hard. The only solace is that she knows I hate niggers.
>tfw been imagining having mixed race mongrel nieces/nephers all day

I don't like this feel, lads.

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>>127513162
KOBY2012

>>127513321
Jesus can't the Krauts go at least 100 years before going into a tard rage and destroying Europe? This time they're doing it ultra left wing style. It's like they take a political idea and just dial that cunt up tp 11.

>>127514102
It what?
Oh you mean Ma'cuckron?

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>tfw a house in pennan's gone up for sale

If you're from Scotland you'll definitely heard of Pennan. One-way road with crofting houses in Aberdeenshire. Rain-drenched and Conservative.

Under £100,000 too. I'd fit right in because I'm only down the road in the 'deen. FUCK.

>>127513986
They never *quite* will. They will be hollowed out husks of their former selves, but there will be a region known as "germany", "france", etc.

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>>127514001
hes got some really amazing ones, theres also the dutch style with loads of different plants

>>127513661

>A nigger from Ghana

He will try and cut off your sisters clit with a piece of broken beer-bottle

just letting you know my dude

>>127514150
Enjoy family functions when shes a single mother to a niglet.
Sorry to kick you when you're down m8.

>>127513986
Once we've left they'll be pushing hard for further integration, we were pretty much the only thing stopping shit like the EU army from happening for example.

>>127514091
im in SE london, but its just raining not much thunder and lighting

>>127514259
Furrae'boots?

>>127513903
This, it's a brother's responsibility to bully his sister

Makes them a lot more manageable as gfs/wives

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>>127513321
AMERICANS OUT

>>127513162
The sun never sets on the british empire :^)

>>127513986

Every human is supposed to be unique and yet people who support globalism/the EU etc want to be exactly the same as everyone else

I don't understand how anyone could want that

>>127514463
City South. Tollohill.

>>127513630
I thought you banned pork so as to not offend Ahmed.

This season of archer is fucking awful. izombie isn't so bad. Have yet to catch up with that better call saul thing. Brit TV is awful

What's going on with this internet censorship thing if the tories win? It's not very clear what they mean. How bad's it going to be?

>>127514454
>im in SE london

F

>>127514123
This could mean that English propaganda is strong, but also no Brits can speak English, which is a handicap. Remember Napoleon times? All Russian elite spoke french.

>>127514217
Germany is autism: the country desu
They settle on a majority consensus internally and then sperg the fuck out when everyone around them doesn't follow suit
I honestly think that given the chance they'd divide all of Europe up into 100kmx100km perfect squares and level the whole continent so all the roads could be straight lines

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>>127512949

You fuck off

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>>127514567
BBFC age ratings on all websites. Whitelisted internet. Extortionate internet and computer licenses.

4chan is definitely going to get blocked.

>>127514277
I wonder if there's a political analogy in fish tanks.

>it can only support so many fish before the system breaks down
>only certain types of fish get on well with others

>>127514609
Brits can speak english despite what you're moor teachers tell you, also remind me what youre tying in (;

>>127514567

They've worded it pretty badly so it sounds like they want China-tier censorship.

I doubt they'd be able to actually pull off a lot of the stuff they mention. At least I hope they can't.

>>127514559
Sup not quite kincorth anon. We've chatted before. I'm over Culter way.

>>127514567
They'll do everything that makes Wannacry type attacks much more easier to do.

Just tell normies that online shopping and banking is no longer secure with """backdoors""" in encrpytion. Scares the shit out of them

>>127514682
Is this real?

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>>127514145
>dimbot steps in to save multi-coloured headscarf Taqiya woman
>about 5 of the same shills CLAPPING LOUDLY at every 'of peace' comment
>the quiet rage on the faces of others in the audience but consensus cowed into silence

I can't wait for the BBC paywall

>>127514559
I used to live on Fountainhall road
Is Aberdeen still the best place in scotland? I miss it

>>127514150
Just do it before they spawn.

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>>127514938
Lab/Con only just managed to beat the SNP out of power here. The city's a fucking mess though, last night I saw an ugly skank in a tight black dress pick cold, discarded chips off of Union Street while eating them.

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>>127513162

Yo' name is To-by. Not Koby, To-by.

>>127514728
no black fish allowed in muh tank,

never thought of it like that but i think your right

>>127515048
You mean she did this before the seagulls got to them?
>never underestimate a Torry bird

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>>127514938
But the Shire has remained GOLDEN through and through as proven by pic related.

The difference between City and Shire is astronomical. I go for walks along South Deeside Road into North Kincardine and the opposite side of the River Dee is the city. By the time I reach the Inchgarth Reservoir I'm essentially in rural country and that's a mere three miles from Leggart.

>>127515068
every school kid has seen this but has no idea what the glorious revolution is

>>127514625
>divide all of Europe up into 100kmx100km perfect squares and level the whole continent so all the roads could be straight lines
gesagt getan :^)

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The greatest enemy we have is raised in our own mind. The grammar of self-intolerance is what we have imposed and allowed others to impose upon us. Political correctness is a white European grammar, which we’ve been taught, and we’ve stumbled through the early phases of, and yet we’ve learned this grammar and the methodology that lies behind it very well.

And we’ve learned it to such a degree that we can’t have an incorrect thought now, without a spasm of guilt that associates with it and goes along with it. Every time we think of a self-affirmative statement, it’s undercut immediately by the idea that there’s something wrong, or something queasy, or something quasi-genocidal, or something not quite right, or something morally ill about us if we have that thought. And this extends out beyond racial and ethnic questions to all other questions. To questions of gender, to questions of group identity and belonging, to questions of cultural affirmation, to questions of history.

>>127515228
>walks
>along South seeside road
I've either nearly run you over or will do in the near future.

>>127515228
Christ I wish I still lived in Aberdeen, would move back in a heartbeat if I could get any job there

>>127515325
I know the pavement ends past the camping bit but I just walk alongside the grass embankment and keep swapping across the street so I don't have to walk under the trees.

Boy racers come thundering down the street though sometimes, plenty of warning with their loud as fuck engines though.

>>127515243
Teaching British history is racist anon.

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>>127513321

"We Europeans have to take our destiny into our own hands."

>"Here we have the situation that six members, or even seven if you want to add the EU, stand against one."

Kek. She literally talks as if the concept of Europe as a country is normalised.

I praise kek every day we got off that sinking ship.

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30 hour flight to amsterdam and then a 6 hour wait to check into the hotel. Fuck me lads, shoulda just flown straight back to the isles this is gunna kill me.

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>>127513017
Good Goy

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>>127513248
>>127513620
Japs might be an ugly, autistic bunch of cunts but they don't half have some top taste in natural aesthetics

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All real identity is underpinned by what existed before you. The societies that are being created are tabula rasa societies, where you’ve got essentially a blank piece of paper, and what an American is, is written upon this piece of paper, the way you ask a child to do a diagram or an image and they do a face with a smile. And that’s your new American: your new American is straight off the boat, he’s a face with a smile and two dots for the eyes.

Where is the history of what it means to be an American? Where is the historical trajectory which relates to what you are now and to what you have achieved? And if that tabula rasa is such that everything that you have ever achieved in the past is smoothed-down and removed, what will it mean to be an American? What will it mean to be an American—a de-hyphenated American, deconstructed to the degree that doesn’t even occur—because that is all that will exist in the future. “Americans” will be those that wish to be American.

>>127513321
>imagine "We must fight for our destiny as Europeans" said in German accent
I knew you were nazis all along Germany

>>127515457
Well at least you aren't a cyclist. I swear those pricks put lives at risk on north and south dee on a daily basis.

A mate of mine is a plumber and drives round in his van all day. If he sees a cyclist he will overtake and just before passing yell "Mum!"/"Dad!" At them. He claims he's made three fall off so far.

>>127515510
>30 hour flight from aus to amsterdam
I swear the whole trip combined didn't take that long when I went via singapore

>>127512856
Massive thunderstorm outside my window lads
If I get hit by lightning will I get superpowers?

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>>127515668

>>127515815
You will get the magic power to no longer need air.

>>127515815
Yeah you will. You should go stand outside with an antenna on your head

>>127515815
Yes lad, you'll become Third Degree Burns Man with the special power of dominion over the catheter switch

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>>127513370
Can you give the link to Tsuki, lad. Done 2 and 4 and 8 so far.

The lightning is actually mental down here in Margate. It's like there's a war going on.

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>>127515736
I am going via China and have a 6hour wait in Guangzhou. It's 24hrs through Hongkong/ME/SEA if you have good connections. It only cost like £520 quid though so I intended to use the saved cash for a week on the lash with the lads who will meet me out in Amsterdam. Good way to greet Europe after a full year away I think but I'll need a hell of a sleep I think.

>>127515815
You will become electroqt3.14, the king of traps. So stay away from the fucking window.

>>127515717
They build cycle lanes for these cunts but they never use them

>"Waaaaaah they aren't wide enough, I might fall!"

Load of shit, I see teenagers using the yellow lines all the time. You seen that cunt Aberdeen Cycle Cam? Literally Bicycle Stasi.

>>127515668
There is no autism like Jap autism. There's that glassblowing thing as well. They make life size and life like animals out of it? Like fully articulated lobsters?

>>127515955
>Guangzhou
I bet that's a bizarre airport lad
Like an ant hive but with chinks

>>127515815
lighting rod reg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGR6Wk3Kboo

Goodnight lads.

See you all next weekend or whenever I can't sleep.

>>127515977
The cycle lanes in Aberdeen are shit
Try going down kingstreet or across the big roundabout by PC world at 9am, its like fucking mad max

>>127515815
I reckon you'll end up like Barry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aizVTnkd_WE

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>>127515815
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>>127514564
>Brit TV is awful
TV is awful.
There, fixed that for you and saved you a license fee also. Happy to help.

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>>127513162
my deepest condolences
don't know what I'd do if I had a coalburner for a sibling

>>127516298
The power of nature is fucking crazy.

If you watch just after the lightning, it turns to fucking day light...

Unbelievable

>>127516298
absolute madman

>>127516298
Americans...

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>>127516083

>get Spanish boss
>he outsources IT to pajeet and sanjeev
>everything goes to shit
Why the fuck was this allowed to happen to BRITISH airways
This is why lolbertarianism is a joke, the state should intervene to stop foreign cunts fucking up British businesses

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Reminder that the BA blaming the incident over the weekend as a 'power outage' is complete and utter bollocks and it's directly due to them outsourcing all of the IT stuff to India.

Don't use BA if you can help it, it's not even a company registered in this country any more (Spain instead), it's British in name only.

>>127516537
>>127516594
Hivemind

>>127516298
>He survived
Fucking how

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>>127516237
Oh yeah, did you see this shit? Some SNP fat dyke was sporting her blue van around Cowie shouting bullshit at Tory campaigners.

Get a load of this, watch the whole thing:
https://twitter.com/stephenckerr/status/867879368563011584

>>127516761
I no longer live in Aberdeen but am desperately trying to move back there
The last thing I witnessed was the pools of salt flowing out of everyone after the leave vote, I had to move back home shortly after that

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>>127514466
>This, it's a brother's responsibility to bully his sister
>Makes them a lot more manageable as gfs/wives
You bully her to make her your gf and then wife? It sounds quintessentially Musim English.

Evening lads, how are we all? Got drunk earlier on and just now finished a two hour Omegle video conversation with a Dutch/Turkish muslim teenage girl. On a political note, if I'm South Wales, in a Labour stronghold (albeit one that voted Leave), should I be voting UKIP or Tory?

>>127516761
>when cybernats turn the PC off

Makes you wonder how often this is going on without them being stupid enough to film it.

>>127516537
>>127516594

> System admins were made redundent

Fucking top lel. Upper managment are fucking clueless.

This thunder and lightning is loud as and bright as fuck!

What's going on up there, lads?

>>127517069
On the articles about it on the DM, the top-rated comments are by seemingly real former employees who were laid off relating their theories as to why it all went down, it's good stuff.

I wonder if it's at all illegal that they lied to their customers, though?

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What does Brit/pol/ think of Maajid Nawaz?

In the past week he's repeatedly criticised Didsbury mosque as extremist whilst everyone else has been circlejerking about them beng good boys who dindu nuffin'.

>>127514737
I meant to say that propaganda written in the English language would be easily done from the continent than the other way around.

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>>127517215
>pakistani
>shitskin
>muslim
Yeah he can go too.

>>127517215
He knows what to say and when. He founded Quilliam, who is named after William Quilliam (yeah I know) who called for a global caliphate.

>>127517204
Britannia spotted some paki boats trying to cross the channel

>>127517215
Best of a bad bunch

>>127517215
Is he the guy from LBC? If so, then I watched the video and it might seem ""based"" at first, but it's actually not. He's still a Muslim and pushing for it. It sounds to me like he almost 'coded' a little message in their saying "I wouldn't be mad if you weren't coming after liberal muslims like me, just stick to the usual"

Maybe not the right guy though

>>127517404
>William Quilliam
>William Henry Quilliam (10 April 1856 – 23 April 1932), who changed his name to Abdullah Quilliam and later Henri Marcel Leon or Haroun Mustapha Leon, was a 19th-century convert from Christianity to Islam, noted for founding England's first mosque and Islamic centre.

I think you mean Abdullah Quilliam, the man who started Britain on it's great decline. If I had one use of a time machine I'd use it to go back and kill this cunt.

>>127517215
He's a decent man desperately trying to reconcile his own liberalism with the inherent barbarity of his faith.
I don't think it's intentional taqiyya, he's just the human embodiment of cognitive dissonance. If he was entirely honest with himself he'd have converted by now.

>>127513661
>london
says it all really better off cutting ties you cuck

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Can anybody give a link to the Tsuki chan, or whatever it was that previous anon mentioned? I'm not interested if its just anime shite or slow like 2 chan. Thanks.

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>>127512856
MICKED

>>127517667
Part of me thinks he became atheist long ago and is trying to push a neutered form of Islam since it's easier than turning Muslims atheist/Christian etc.

>>127514737
>I meant to say that propaganda written in the English language would be easily done from the continent than the other way around.
Unless Brits invest in scientists from the continent. Theresa is right in wanting to invest a lot in education.

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Bloody Klingons.

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>>127517439
Interdasting.

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>>127517897
Stop being an infidel

>>127517645
That would be a waste of a time machine. You could kill Mohammad, for example.

>>127516900
You'll be glad to know that the kids have mainly vacated Lower Deeside and Kincorth and have taken up residence in the Torry quarantine.

>>127517857
>he somehow thinks there aren't German, Italian, Spanish + All other language experts in the UK

What, lmao?
Even if there isn't, someone else in the 5 eyes (about 600 million people) can speak every language under the sun.

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Goodnight gaylords

>>127518101
*400

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>>127518030
u aint no muslim bruv

>FBI warned MI5 about Manchester bomber 5 times

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fbi-warned-mi5-january-manchester-attack-bomber-salman-abedi-manchester-arena-a7760756.html

>>127518188
Checked. Always remember to archive blogs renowned for shilling and clickbait. Thank you.

https://archive.is/SiVIZ <- independent.co.uk article

>>127517855
Nah he's too much of an apologist for that. Far too busy pretending wholesale reform of quranic interpretation is possible and utterly disinterested in addressing harmful elements in the text itself.
>t-the quran isn't the problem it's just how the bad people are interpreting it
Yeah nah that's not the attitude of someone who's abandoned their fundamental beliefs

>>127518082
How would I find Muhammad? I'd be in Britain and he'd be surrounded by Islamic warriors in the ME. Can't imagine it would be easy to find the baby muhammad out of millions either.

>>127518189
o

is this a bot

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>>127518178

>>127518278
No I think he just has raging autism.

>>127517855
This.
But also to avoid having his head removed for apostacy.

>>127515712
I feel you hans, but even your typical german over-intellectualization is hateful to me

>>127518189
You bored mate?

>>127517215

He's the good cop in the perpetual Muslim Bad cop/good cop routine, and you're a retard if you don't get this,

>>127518253
>His time machine isn't also a teleporter.

Honestly, have you no imagination.

>>127518030
>tfw Dax got KLINGONED

What time is it in Wales anyway. I am already sleepy here. Be careful your enemy stalks like a lion.

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>>127514481
make me tory

>>127518327
nah it must be a bot that was literally instant

mods are bots allowed

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>>127518327
Maybe it's a Raging Autism Bot?

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>>127518387

>>127518450
Is this some weird FBI/GCHQ countersign or something

>>127518518
I've seen him have conversations before.

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HOOOOARGH GONNA EAT YOUR SPUNK

>>127518581
The tall grass rustles with the wind. There's a prty tomorrow. I am wearing a top hat.

>>127518518
It's some kind of script he leaves running
He's a real person though, pretty sure it's a bong with a proxy

>>127518605
I mean if a bot is an account you can just use it to post manually

>>127518449

Ooof would rummage in her linen basket for pair of her week-old comfy cotton panties that have a bit of a wee smell on them to sniff before putting them back.

>>127518707
Fucking horrid.

This shit makes me feel ill.

Who would pay for a bird to talk like that? Absolutely sickening. Especially when she's a fucking granny.

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>What time is it in Wales anyway. I am already sleepy here. Be careful your enemy stalks like a lion.

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>>127518449
I would take her for a hike in the woods while wearing those shoes…..

>>127518714
The pheasant has no agenda

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>tfw your enemy stalks like a lion but your Welsh and you fuck him up

>>127518798
Impeccable taste

>>127518873
A quart of silver paint, if you'll be so good.

>>127518905
>getting absolutely battered by your own sheep

Fucking women.

>>127513004

> Wage slave machines.

I see they're taking the German model to heart. Don't educated people, just prepare them for a life of drudgery in a repetitive job paying minimum wage.

>>127518101
5 eyes? Yes you can have a guy that speaks many languages, but having someone who speaks, say, polish and also knows history enough to write a good propaganda article on a subject is difficult to find, unless you want a very bad article.

>>127518974

lifes simple pleasures are always the best my good man

The squid swarm westwards at dawn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnXPqUU6fI0

>>127518188
So it wasnt just his mates in the mosque?

>>127519085
We have 600,000 Poles in the UK.

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>>127518873
I'm not sure how to reply, anon. I'm not sure what I've just seen, and yet I am strangely compelled to watch it again. Same for the other upload.

>>127519398
Yes and so that's a good thing
BTW what time starts next britpol tomorrow. I'm not sure

>>127519488
Did she ever get them out?

>>127519583
Time? Brit/pol/ is always open you silly Italian.

>>127519670
Is it? Since when, dear?

>>127519610
It hasn't yet. Maybe the money isn't enough? It will happen though.

>>127519583

Brit/pol/ is open 24/7 365 days of the week my dude

>>127519837
Since always, sweetie.

>>127519162

the day i stop being constantly horny is the day i kill myself

>>127518605
Did you hear him feel?

>>127517215

I like him desu but like are Tommy, he has placed himself in danger by his critique of Islam.

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>tfw no vulcan gf

>>127520039
Tommy even more so since he actually goes around shouting at rapists and police hate him.

>>127517215
Hate him

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>>127519889
I must reach my apartments now and have a sleep. Good night gentlemen

>>127519889
Not entirely true lad, it drops sometimes in the off season or when it goes way past bump limit and we're all lazy cunts who won't make threads

>>127518808
New bride?

>>127513424

Dude your sister is shit. Why would you kill yourself over a piece of garbage like her?

What a faggot.

What's up with all of the dirty non-anglo's in Brit/pol/ today?

Absolutely disgusting.

>>127518449
She looks like she doesn't give a fuck half of the time, like she lost interest in acting as a profession long ago.

Was she always this way, doesn't her career suffer as a result?

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>>127519221
I don't normally reply to oddities but I do have one question…….. What does it mean?

>>127518905
the first thing I would do when I healed up is shoot the dog. What the fuck is that. A dingo would never of let that happen

>>127520218

Good night lad

>>127520225
Yes but 99.999999% of the time there's a Brit/pol/ thread

>>127520469

Secret things you're not supposed to know about.

>>127518905
Did the Shepard bang the wrong ewe, to get rammed like that

>>127520469
The crab walks sideways when prompted.

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>>127518808
Please post more sheep rustlings and ram's revenge webms. I'm like a junkie desperate for the next fix.

>>127519038
It was over a female. Jealous ram

>>127520464
i liked all her films

>>127520774
All of them?

>>127520841
yes all apart from 2 I haven't seen yet

>>127519889

Feels good seeing as I have a raging cold and can't sleep.

>>127520953
Brit/pol/ is a teenage girl/homosexual free place, please go.

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>Corbyn vs May
Just kill them both then you be the master.

When was the last time peasants rebelled against the nobles in England?

>>127521060
if i see one I'll let them know

>>127521127
never

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Quintessentially British

>>127512856

What to say...?

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>>127520657
>>127520713
You guys can be cruel sometimes. Is this related to the number 42, trees that fall down in forests and make no noise, and Wayne Rooney being really fat but still a Center Forward?

>>127520154

Aye true - brave lad.

>>127514150
just disown the silly bitch not even an English black ffs

I can hear some weird screaming outside
Could be foxes although I'm not sure what sound they make

>>127521127
They've only done it to install other nobles

>>127520039
>>127520154
>>127521283
tommy is a very dubious figure with many links with zionists who probably provide his lawyers and he may have had business links with when he as younger
there's always something off about him but i can't put my finger on it

>>127521327
They make weird screaming noises, seriously. It's actually slightly terrifying.

>>127521327

Could be a helpless little english lass with pink-coloured cheeks and a tow-coloured fringe getting molested by an islamic pig-shagger...

>>127521451

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92wtDKCtOiU

I think I just got ear cancer...

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>>127521464

>>127520774
Kristen Stewart?

>>127521464
No pakis round here but you can't be too sure....

>>127521520
They're disgusting little beasts. Used to be a pair come into my garden regularly til I shot one of them, now the male never comes in. Seen him on the streets plenty though, he cuts me a wide berth after he saw the headless skinned body of his mate.

>>127521583

No... your mom.

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>>127521583
what a lovely name

>>127521703
You know she's a dyke right?

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>>127521464

>>127521703
Ugly as fuck

>>127521327
They let out screeching screams

>>127521604
Go on...

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>>127521696

Worried about Tommy Robinson
If he goes back to prison they'll kill him

>>127521696
who then

>>127521965
this joke is terrible.

>>127521438

The fact that the establishment loathes him is a positive sign for me. If there is anything Untoward about him it will no doubt come out in the wash.

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>>127521327
True Story.
Mate got married. His parents bought him a garden makeover and extension as present. Weird I know, but he had already lived in house for 10 years so didn't need fondue sets and shit. Had decking and gravel layed inJap style fashion. Quite stunning tbpfo.

Ten days later garden absolutley fucked. Police called think it was vandalized. Call landscapers back and make beautiful again.

5 days later he wakes to completely fucked garden. Suspects neighbours and installs cameras. Call landscapers to do garden again.

A few days later wakes up to fucked garden. Rushes to computer to examine camera footage, hoping it will be neighbours or at worst kids. See two foxes digging like fuck, gravel everywhere, holes everywhere, etc. I cannot emphasise how much mess they had made.

Turns out when my mate had his garden done it unearthed or at least brought to the surface some special worms that foxes go crazy for.

>>127521520
Fucking foxes, they're a bloody menace. Pisses me off that all the city cunts think wild foxes are like that.

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>>127518449
>>127521703

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>tfw cant get back to sleep

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>>127521601
Yet.

>>127523034
LOL

>>127522814
They look nice on the wall though.

>>127523302
I wonder what they'd be like in a pie

>>127523139
God I fucking hate them

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>>127523298

>>127523139
https://www.gumtree.com/for-sale/uk/steam+roller+for+sale

>>127523365
Pretty gross, I think. Ever smelt one? They're rank. I mean, if you were starving, maybe, but I'd never risk it.

>>127513162
Fuck him over. Be Machiavellian like I've done so.

>>127522096

>>127522096

He was recently acquitted lad, and he seems to have a good gig going with Rebel media, so hopefully he can keep himself safe.

>inb4 he describes himself as a 'dead man walking'

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>>127521682
>he saw the headless skinned body of his mate
Bit much anon don't you think?

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>>127523734
He deserves it, the fucker kept trying to eat my pet jay and golden pheasants. If he comes back I'll mount his skull on my shelf alongside hers.

uwotm8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuimQW5LQRE

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>>127523034
Who cares. You don't work and you use our taxes to eke out a modest lifestyle and spend your financed lifestyle tripfagging here. You are worse than refugees. At least one of them might be Doctor material, while you on the other hand have nothing to bring to the proverbial table.

>>127523941

>mfw wanting to go to the new thread as i can't sleep but finding phone posting a bit of a hassle.

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>>127524091
I don't sign on

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>>127524219
Come to the new thread anon

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>>127524431

Case closed.

>>127518377
You're not wrong but it's an oversimplification.

>>127524746

Coming lad

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>>127525103

anyone still here