Does anybody else find it a little emasculating to go to the

>>127507985
What kind of fag orders a small coffee?

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>>127508232
nice try coffeejews

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>>127507985
i have a 7 inch dick so i'm not self conscious

Small coffee? How about an espresso you homo.

>>127507985
I have a coffee maker at home and drink 16oz of black coffee every morning

>>127507985
What's coffee like in south africa?

>>127507985
I order a small coffee because its the cheapest thing at the coffee shop. I don't go there for the coffee, I go for the environment.

>>127507985
small coffee is patrician. any sort of large beverage is for fat walmart big gulp retards

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>>127507985
you feeling inadequate OP?

>>127507985
I don't know why anyone would order a small coffee. I mean, before you even get into a good coffee drinking groove, it's gone, and you need another one. Small coffees should be outlawed, no reason for them.

>>127507985
my dick is large so it's not something that bothers me.

>Does anybody else find it a little emasculating to go to the coffee shop
Yes

>>127507985
I ordered a small coffee once and the cashier was a qt and she whispered to me, "Do you want me to put in a big cup?" I was like, "Um, yeah, ok."

Not gonna lie, I thought it was retarded.

>>127507985
You know what they say, small coffee, small dick

>>127507985

Dude, holy fuck! Line up your things and show us your knife and sword collection.

>>127507985
Order a 12oz or a 16oz. Don't let the coffee Jew put you in a box bro

>>127507985
>>127508232
>T. Starbucks

Small coffee small wiener

>>127507985
No.
An American "small" coffee is way too small, I cant even imagine how small everyone elses is. Its probably like half a mouth full, probably like a shot of liquor.

An American large still isn't enough, need three of them.

Also drink your coffee black and brew it yourself.

>>127508232
a jewish one

>>127507985
>Does anybody else find it a little emasculating to go to the coffee shop

Yes. You should never drink the caffeinated Jew.

>>127507985

>be me
>go into scummy bar
>order the biggest gayest drink they have
>dont give a fuck
>dont get hassled


Its not the drink, it is the social confidence, I am a manicured, smooth faced, girlyman and nobody has ever called me a fag or insinuated anyting, project internal strength and act like you own the world, then order whatever the fuck you want.