Brit/pol/: Reichstep edition

Heil Angela, let us in you filthy kuffars.

>people are trying to meme merkel as the new leader of the free world

Christ.

>>127504725
So that makes it easy for Poland to accept them. Then when they leave Poland can say 'we told you so'.

But many will be given jobs. You've lost 2,000,000 working aged men in the past decade and your population has stagnated. Your politicians (((and the EU))) are doing nothing about this apart from suggesting migrants and '''''refugees'''''.

I hope I'm wrong, but I doubt I am.

>>127504817
A Pole... From Newark?! What a fucking surprise.

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Cant wait to give this black man my vote

>>127505125
>krauts
>liberals
>people

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first for based fireman Sam

>>127505155
Just like Amber couldn't wait to give him her soppy, wet, flange.

Out of curiosity anons, what can Britain as a nation do about her islamification? Brexit isn't going to fix it, terrorism is just somehow ok now, and we just have to accept it?

>inb4 Right Wing Death Squads
Fat Steve from the chipshop, one eyed Paul from the pub, and you arent going to do shit.

It's a career death sentence to even voice your concern about this topic and the left will bury it even if you do manage to.

>>127505125
There's no such thing as the leader of the free world, and even if there is, there's nothing "Free" about Frau Angela's policies, inshallah.

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Move to Northern Ireland
Or Poland, fuck it I'm drunk and Poland probably has the same quality oflife

Can we stop this labour surge now? Was funny whilst it lasted, getting a bit annoying now.
Fuck off Corbyn.

>>127505244
The thing is, all ideas would rely on the government being trustworthy and willing, which I cant see happening.

>>127505428
It has stopped. They're down 2

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIvZ2EBqdEQ

Yeah great video and all but this "Let's just have a nice chat with the Muslim community :)" rubbish isn't going to fix terrorism at all. Mudslimes (and pretty much every other minority) will never be happy until they have majority control over the country

The only solution is repatriation

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>>127505054

>harsh winters
>pollution on a china level due to reliance on coal and people burning whatever to stay warm
>poverty in the smaller towns/villages
>baby boomers with commie mentality
>economy reliance on EU/west
>being the mexico of Europe (outsourcing/manufacturing)
>depression and alcoholism on another level

>>127505244
Stop letting so many in, in nearly every circumstance the birth rate of migrants eventually levels off to the same level as the native one
That and encourage natives to have more kids

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>>127505201
>cgi

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>in a friend's snapchat story from last night chanting E-E-EDL on my own

>>127505428
even if there was a surge in the popular vote it isn't particularly relevant

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just turned 19, does it get any better? or is it more of the same?

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Why have YOU not emigrated from this shithole country yet?

>>127505201
>Posting this CGI shit and not the original stop motion version
Lad...

>>127505573
Much more of the same, if not worse.

>>127505142
My parents were born here

>>127505428
It has stopped, they're starting to drop now people have forgotten about the manifestos

>>127505573
14-19 are the peak lad
all down hill from here

>>127505125
So what's with Merkel doing that weird hand pose? She obviously does it on purpose at this point she does it at literally every public appearance

>>127505581
Because it's my shithole and I want to fix it.

>>127505573
It gets worse, lad.

>>127505573
It gets worse

>>127505695

Tad depressing how true that is lad.

>>127505573
Depends what you do.

In terms of my social life, it's the same. Professional life is a lot better though. I have money to spend on vidya, alcohol and cigarettes. Keeps me happy... for now.

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>>127505695
>>127505631
cheers for the heads up lads

>>127505703
I recall that apparently she was told to "do something with your hands" because she used to just knead her spaghetti instead. So now she autistically does the Merkel hand thing and replaces populations instead.

>>127505573
Everything goes downhill once you leave education

>>127505573
It gets much, much worse, before it gets any better, but when it gets better it's pretty fucking fantastic.

The /pol/ shilling for Poland is retarded. They arent 'based' it's just a total shithole where they'll attack anyone who looks at them funny.

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>>127505123
>>127505187
>>127505730
Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up.

Lads, I just "accidentally bet £800 on something.....Oh wait, that would be impossible. .....my bad.

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>>127505703
What did she mean by this?

>>127505960
It's one person pushing this. Poland is a second rate shithole, at best. Why else would millions of them leave to go to western Europe?

>>127505960
it is the best place for development to white ethnostate ratio t.bh
it doesnt stand a chance of not becoming multicult over the next few decades though

>>127505703
>>127505876

Body language and mannerisms are important. Experts tell her to have positive and open mannerisms. They probably made this up.

May does it too. Makes me less likely to vote for her.

>>127506017
You gonna do this every thread, you autist? Get a new gimmick.

>>127505876
Ah right, I actually believe that. She seems like she's autistic as fuck.

>>127506061
Nah mate. Merkel is the anti-hitler literally

>>127505905
should i go to uni, i don't really feel like it, i'm socially inept but intelligent enough to go if i want or will it just be postponing the inevitable for little gain as degrees are basically worthless nowadays

>>127506084
Plenty of yanks (no offense m8) seem to think of it as some last bastion of a white paradise. They've never met a Pole or know much about the country.

>>127506061
pfft, if only she actually was like Hitler

>>127506127
They are filling the gap with Ukrainians>>127506136

>>127505530
>>127505629
>Thinking the point of the post was the cgi
>Missing the page of the holy text of Muhammed the prophet, peace be upon him

>>127505198
this

>>127505573
turning twenty next month, gonna have to stop being a filthy neet or my nan will give me a disappointed look next time I see her

>>127505123
Are you Simon? I ask because your post is garbage, immature, and brings absolutely nothing of value to the thread.

>>127506212
if you can get into a good uni then go, if its a party uni then wouldnt bother

>>127506303
Don't worry. You can keep telling yourself you'll sort yourself out, but you'll just keep finding excuses not to.

>>127506227
>no offense m8
none taken

I wouldn't want to live in any Slavic country. Nothing but alcoholics and drug users.

>>127506212
Uni is a massive cunt if you're not really interested in what you're doing. I cannot stress "cunt" enough.

>>127506212
>intelligent enough

If you were intelligent enough, you wouldn't go Uni

reckon we should gas millenials and we could save the country

Important Poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13062764/r

>>127506348
i got into leicester but didn't go because i wasn't sure about it and i don't do things unless i'm sure of the outcome.

So recently I've gotten back into fish keeping in a small way. My tank has a small population of shrimp along with actual fishies. The shrimp recently laid a fuckton of eggs which have hatched. The teeny tiny shrimplings are about 4mm long. I discovered they were there today when cleaning the fish. I then spent about half an hour checking through the water I had taken out for shrimplings and rescuing them rather than pouring live critters down the plughole. I rescued at least seven but I'm still concerned I missed a few and feel bad.

I'm not sure why this makes me feel so.

>>127506489
beer is for queers and chavs

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>normies rage out when a muslim Akbars a gig
>they do nothing to recognise the far more significant irreversible transition of the country into a Caliphate

>>127506212
Well I'm at Uni simply because I feel that having a degree will make a few more jobs available to me and I'll be given an extra three years to shirk my responsibilities.

>>127506489
Beer is shite, sobriety is the way forward.

>>127506489
I much prefer a G&T tbqf.

>>127505573

It gets better once you move out and actually start doing your own shit. Hard to explain.

>>127506475
what i meant is i can get in if i want, but don't like the idea of it in it's entirety.

>>127505573
I'm gonna be 21 next month and it got at its worst for the first half of my 20th year then improved drastically. Still not stellar, but its on the mend. Results may vary though.

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>>127506383
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Reckon the yanks on /pol/ will think the tories are based on election day

If conditions stay as they are, Essex will be getting FUCKED by a thunderstorm in about an hour, it's just hit mainland after crossing the channel and its moving at a quick enough pace to reach Essex by 1:10 ish

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>>127506600

>>127506427
i love history, but all the courses i've looked at are fucking horrible and barely offer anything i'm interested in specifically.

>>127506568
>t.effeminate guardian reader
>>127506618
G&T is lovely but it isn't as adaptable as beer

>>127506762
t queer

>>127506477

Bullshit, gen Zs are 10x more SJW and autistic. Boomers are self explanatory.

>>127506212

Stop worrying about the socially inept part - uni will take care of that.

Other than that, if you're smart enough to study anything that's "quantitative" - i.e. involves maths or data analysis of any kind- go do that because those are the skills HR departments place at a premium,

>>127506754
I'm not Argentinian.

>>127506725
in comparison to Labour, Lib Dems, SNP and Greens they sure are

UKIP is the only party with a decent manifesto

>>127506844
Lmao fuck off Gen Z didnt create all this femenism and muh Islamophobia shit, millennials are cancer that need to be hung

>>127506543

You are a Pokemon trainer now anon.

>>127506585
>you will leave to see feminists and faggots reap the harvest
cant wait

The only reason you hate boomers is because they bought shit when it was cheap like any other reasonable person would and are holding on to it like any other reasonable person would and you are jealous and hate muh old people

>>127506844
Gen Zs were the ones getting fucked.

Brace for a massive shift in youth politics in 10-20 years

>>127506844
Hold on trying to find that article about GenZ being much more conservative than millennials on average
Millenials created all the current PC nonsense and they're the people that voted Corbyn in and made labour a fucking joke

>>127505695
>>127505809
>>127505862
If you go to uni then it stays pretty good until about 21. Then it plummets unbelievably fast until you're getting through your weeks with the assistance of cheap alcohol and just watching the months and years fly by hoping that something, anything will change for the better but being continually let down by yourself, your 'friends', family and society at large.

At 26 you will likely just accept that you have no option but to live the same mundane, pointless, depressing existence as every other person and will listen to shit podcasts on the bus/drive into work where you'll sit for 8-9 hours surrounded by the fucking lowest, most tedious people you could ever imagine. All conversations at a level of inanity you never thought possible; middle aged women truly invested in BBC dramas, 30 year old 'men' actually talking about the 'Great British Bake Off' like it matters, like it's of any consequence. Every day stopping off at Sainsbury's to buy a meal deal, considering getting the expensive sandwiches instead, as a treat, but you can't; it's nearly the end of the month and you've had the heating on a bit more than usual.

Once every 4 months some cunt will set up a charity drive and you'll be expected to come in wearing a pink tshirt or to walk up a hill with people you would rather see 6 feet under. Meetings for the sake of meetings. Phonecalls with people who are 'difficult' for no other reason than an attempt at validating their own pointless existence

Living for the weekend, but what to do? A bit of gardening? Maybe take your wife's son to the zoo to stare into the eyes of sad pandas. Give a nod of acknowledgement to the bull elephant who always had dreams of being the leader of the herd but in reality just paces the same piece of land every. Single. Day. One day a fresh faced keeper wonders if you'll enjoy a pineapple or some other exotic food. But the head keeper nips that in the bud immediately, you're not in control.

>>127505125
>Merkel
>leader
>free
pick none

>>127506880
i can study chemistry if i wanted but it would have to be at a lower tier uni, it would also come at the cost of my life because A-level took my love of chemistry

>>127506921
Eh, they have a better stance on Brexit than other parties, excluding UKIP obviously, however they have a penchant for talking shit but not actually fulfilling their promises

>>127505201
If we overuse a word it's meaning becomes diluted and worthless. A comparative example woud be the tale of The Boy that Cried Wolf. Please, tell me how a (((children's television))) program is Based.

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Remember to start buying guns.

>>127506955
Yeah, and they'll go to wherever you leave. So you'll leave again, and guess what, they'll follow you.

This is not a problem you can run from.

>>127506844
It's hard to say what Gen Z will be like. They haven't been indoctrinated at (((university))) yet, but from what I've seen they hate the SJW shit and think millennials are pathetic.

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>>127506543
Used to keep stick insects and cleaning them out once the eggs hatch is a fucking nightmare, spent hours combing branches for the tiny little fuckers

>>127506752
Let us know when it gets to the non Sub human part of the country

>>127507189
>letting them know you have arms

good goy

>>127507069

No-one makes you do this, though. Don't like your job? Save up to pay your way through uni or training for something else and go do that. Don't want to do the 9-5? Go get a job in a beach bar in the Bahamas. You've got one shot at this shit, anon; you want to piss it away moping on the bus, it's up to you.

>>127507189
>Atlbergs
Noice

>>127507069
Brb.
An heroing

>>127507296
>not encouraging gun ownership amongst white British people

good goy

>>127506955
We're going to be stuck reaping their harvest too

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>>127506268
>Nothing is sacred anymore
Fuck this country desu

>>127505474
It has diverted all attention and focus away from the (((real))) problem

This rain and lightening is pretty comfy lads.

>>127507141

Yeah but do you want to be a chemist, though? You should have a plan, anon. Saves a lot of time down the road.

>>127507361
>Encouraging people to get on a list then get raided

good goy

If you want arms don't let them know tyrone

>>127506061
Its the size of her pussy

>>127507069
>you'll sit for 8-9 hours surrounded by the fucking lowest, most tedious people you could ever imagine. All conversations at a level of inanity you never thought possible; middle aged women truly invested in BBC dramas, 30 year old 'men' actually talking about the 'Great British Bake Off' like it matters, like it's of any consequence.
> Once every 4 months some cunt will set up a charity drive and you'll be expected to come in wearing a pink tshirt or to walk up a hill with people you would rather see 6 feet under. Meetings for the sake of meetings.

I'm 21 in work in an office and this is very accurate.

I'm fine with socialising, but I fucking hate all this shit. Talk about something meaningful, not some mind numbing ITV/BBC primetime TV like a fucking braindead spastic

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>>127507449
>implying i'm encouraging nigger tier illegal gun ownership when there are 3 million legal gunowners in the UK 99% of which are white.

good goy.

>>127506752
oh please let it come down

value winning a tenner more than this countrys future desu

>>127506543
leave them in the tank man. your fish will eat the baby shrimplets and any that survive will eat any algae and fish waste in the tank,1 got 3 tanks 7 gallon, 15 gallon and a 33 gallon.

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I have a thing for Italian women like pic related.

Are Italians white? Would I be ruining my bloodline if I were to breed with one?

>>127507141
Recreational drugs will always be popular no matter how bad the economy.

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>>127507446
>You should have a plan

if i plan i have to think about the future, and the future is shit so i don't plan. so i end up ignoring everything and focus on getting through the week.

>>127507361
> Willingly putting yourself on 'a list'

Bravo.

>>127507337
>No-one makes you do this, though

But they do. That's why 99.99% of people live this fucked up, totally worthless reality. If it was as easy as moving to the bahamas and working in a beach bar, there would be millions doing it. I'm guessing you're young and still full of hope, and in many ways I am, but the reality of it all is so far from any dreams you may have had.

>>127507353
Don't do that.

>>127507179
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>>127507645
On the whole Italians are not white, though some might pass for one.

>>127507645
>Are Italians white?

North Italians are, south Italians are the ones mixed with north African blood

>>127507645
North Italians are white

>>127507645
>Are Italians white?
Not in the south

>>127507712
read>>127507566

>>127507747
what did he mean by this?

>>127507719
based

>>127507645
northern Italians are white, don't bother with anything south of Tuscany

>>127507713
>But they do. That's why 99.99% of people live this fucked up, totally worthless reality... etc

Anon... this is the type of mentallity GCHQ are looking for as potential 'you know what'

>>127507820
Is this the final redpill?

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>>127504840

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>>127506752

Remember to hide under the duvet.

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Some radio presenter from talkSPORT made the error of giving some Scouser abuse. Now it's escalated. Probably going to lose his job now..

>>127507921

They'll boycott talksport now for 40 years

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>>127507887
stop being racist france

>>127507921
Oh boy, he's proper fucked now.

>>127506752
weather patterns slow as they hit land so it may take a bit longer unless you have taken this into account

>>127507550
I did 7 months in an office environment and have never been closer to ending it all. I legitimately couldn't handle it, it destroyed me. It destroyed my mind, my body (alcohol and lack of motivation for sports/gym) and my relationship. Such an unhealthy atmosphere for young men.

>>127507908
Remember when this happened on referendum day and flooded London?

>>127507921
The fuck is wrong with scousers anyway?

>>127507993
i think you mean t*lksp*rt

>>127507921

Reckon Mike's been on the pop tonight and will be hastily deleting tweets in the morning?

Why no new polls ):

>>127505573
>19
>you share a board with people who didn't even vote last time

Fuck off.

>>127507908
Right on the migrants head's.

Nice one God

>>127508141
Vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/13062764/r

>>127508141
It's Sunday I guess, some will probably get released tomorrow

>>127508168
what do you mean by last time, i was old enough to vote leave.

>>127506752

I'm on the south coast getting raped right now it's pissing bucket dogs full of cat piss.

>>127507874
Then they should spend some time on /r9k/ or some MGTOW boards instead of a yogurt weaving forum where people joke about nogs.

For posterity, I'm actually doing okay now. Got my own business, a nice woman and I'm back into sport so it's looking up. Just wanted to be honest because if somebody had been honest with me, and I were to have listened to them, I wouldn't have wasted the past 8-10 years of my life.

>>127508208
queer

>>127508270
Literally the best weather

>>127507713
>If it was as easy as moving to the bahamas and working in a beach bar, there would be millions doing it.

But it is as easy as that. The difference is people don’t have the balls to actually do it or they just get comfy - they just settle for what they have. And then they get themselves responsibilities and it cements their positions. And that's fine for most people - they're happy with it. But if you're not, why do that if you can avoid it? Why do that if you have the ability and resources to change it?

Like if you wanted to be a park ranger or something instead of working in some shitty office, why wouldn't you leverage the money earned from the office job - really knuckle down for a few years and then go get a forestry degree (or whatever the fuck a park ranger needs) with it? Shit like that. Only YOU can change stuff.

tfw no semi auto centrefire gf

>no manifestos relate to gun legislation at all

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>>127508123
they got infected with a large dose of irish when they were the biggest dock in the world

>>127508321
Stop boozeshaming me you fucking misogynist

How did you find britpol lads, this feels like one of the last bastions of sanity left

>>127508270
Yeah, it's been going on for over an hour now. Really heavy lightning. Was the same a few days ago too.

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>>127507750
>>127507757
>>127507767
>>127507825
>>127507825
What about Rome?
Please say yes...

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>>127508139
Well he better do it quick..

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>>127508168

I'm 19 as well.

I couldn't vote in the last general election but I voted for Brexit, can I stay?

>>127508341

There's cluster lightening it's wizard brill.

>>127508523
No, fuck off animenonce avatarfag.

>>127508502
lmao

happy to be emigrating

>>127508486
This place is only sane compared to the rest of /pol/

>>127508470
remeber, there's alot of darkies here. only whites can handle their ales.

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>>127506946
This cheers me immensely. Also got some snail bros who along with the shrimp and fish have brought more joy into my life than I'd have expected. I'm not a kissless neet but just having them and seeing the little bubble of fish world makes me happy.

I wonder what they'll evolve into?
>>127507279
This makes me feel better for my efforts.

>>127507633
Issue was they all got sucked up by the gravel vac before I noticed. I have no idea how many have been munched yet though it's likely the betta is happy about the situation.

I have the willys and i'm not affraid to use them

WILLY
I
L
L
Y

>>127508502
>#Elcunto
Legitimately lol'd
>>127508523
>tripfag
>19
>Karen posting
Hang yourself

>>127508060
I like to think I have a high tolerance level. I work in IT, so I'm also involved with everyone at work. People talk about the most pointless shit and do pointless shit during weekends and holidays.

I got into IT simply because I had an interest in computers. Never did it at school or college. Can't believe how easy it was. Feel sorry for the sales admins and those in similar roles. I'll be setting the systems up that will be making their jobs redundent.

Disappointed there were no happenings this weekend lads.

>>127508560
>it's wizard brill

What a most interesting yet retro combination of words

>>127508560
Which one of the Famous Five are you?

>>127508502
> #elcunto
Well memed

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>>127508502

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I honestly did not even know how bad this fucking was until today. Holy fuck read what that fucking cunt wants to do to our internet.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/theresa-may-internet-conservatives-government-a7744176.html

Seriously lads we could actually be fucked right here.

it's the early hours, meaning i have just indulged in lust and i'm guilty

>>127508849
It's great stuff, especially for the time of day. He just had at go at PJW as well. He's clearly pissed.

>>127508640
i never clean the gravel just do water changes, shrimp love dirty gravel.

yeah if you got a betta they will love em

In 1950 3% went to University and typically a fluency in Greek and Latin wete needed as a minimum prerequisite.

In 2017 40% go to University. This is because Polytechnics were allowed to change their name, entrance became easy as fuck, education became a business, and women la la la ..etc.

I went to a good grammar school . Of the top 100, three were exceptional and deserved a place at University. No way in God's Cock did 40 deserve this. And this is from an exceptional school not an average mongprehensive.

>>127508935
No, read the manifesto. None of that stuff is in there.

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Say hello to anon Mr Tiggywinkle

Got a free ebook copy of the quran from Amazon lads
Going to pull out some mad quotes next time a dumb bint tries to tell me Islam is peaceful

>>127508935
>The laws would also force technology companies to delete anything that a person posted when they were under 18.

Works for me.

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>>127508774
>the Famous Five

Now there's a nostaligia, I used to read them back in the early 80's as well as the secret 7, even had some of the audio books on tape

also pic related, used to listen to it on my walkman under the bedcovers as a kid at bedtime

>>127508486

There was so much bad press about the hacker named 4chin that I just had to come see for myself. Haven't been able to escape since.

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PJW getting it now.

>>127509148
I have a proper copy but havent been bothered to read it yet.

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>>127508980
Betta, two zebra snails, a large quantity of undocumented shrimp and shrimplets, Betta and half a dozen neons.

>>127508935
You do realise none of that is actually tory policy right

I mean I wouldn't put it past sharia may but the manifesto doesn't touch it so you can guarantee it'd get shat on by back benchers and the Lords

>>127509295
i don't know who mike graham is but i like him

>>127508486
I was being a typical leftist and looking for some easy memeing trolling /pol/ when I stumbled upon this place
Now I fit right in

>>127508648
How did I get banned for saying Simon and yet you get away with these banal garbage Willy posts? Britain is truly dead.

>>127509148
Doesn't matter how heinous the quote (i.e. literally slaughter anyone who disbelieves, rape infidels because they are inhuman), they'll just moan about it not being in context, because apparently context makes murder, rape, and the occasional 14-year-old bride acceptable.

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>>127508985
>mongprehensive

Nice.

>>127508486
Mostly by accident. I'm originally from /k/ and /tg/ and after seeing lots of "gb2 pol" posts here I am.

>>127508404
So your solution is to, at age 27, work in an office for 4 years and save up enough to go and do a degree on the slim chance I'd get a job in the field (pun) at the end of it? Then if I do get the job, earn £25k, spend another 5 years working to save for a deposit for a (((house))).

As I said in another comment, I've gone the self employed route. As far as I can see that's the only way one can earn a decent living and maintain their freedom.

I think you overestimate peoples' happiness too. Most people are placated, not happy.

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>>127509140
WOMBLE

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>>127508985
>1950
>fluency in Greek and Latin
err, no. Maybe in 1900.

I broadly agree, but I'd do it by making higher education free for high achievers that didn;t go to private schools, maybe with some boosted thing for people from shit schools. There should be less people overall going to uni, but that doesn't mean just packing it full of rich cunts with £40,000 schools and tutors. People who are inferior academically ahould have to pay, and the bottom 10/15% should fuck off.

>>127509402
He's one half of The Two Mikes who do a late radio show, 1am-4am, on talkSPORT. It's not mostly about sport though and they talk about politics and stuff. The other Mike is best friends with Peter Hitchens.

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>>127508970
>He's clearly pissed.

I believe this is when it started.

Sold my guitar for 60 Quid and two fucking hippies stoned out of their mind just came up to me and me 60 quid in my hands and took the guitar without looking at it. bretty interesting

>>127509386
>>127509122
I'm still extremely fucking suspicious, lads.

>>127509626
Yeah, that's definitely when you can pinpoint his faculties leaving him.

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>>127509347
>undocumented shrimp

>>127508486
Unironically heard of /pol/ on a Sargon or Styx video.
I'm 27 so I'd heard of 4chan before but mainly thought of it just as the place where memes come from, the hacker known as 4chan etc

>>127509634

What guitar was it lad

>>127508935
When this shit is talked about, it's always Google, Facebook and Twitter. They're talked about as if they're public services, and that they're the only 'internet companies' to exist.

It's mind boggling how ignorant people in power are.

>>127509674
So you should be
Just don't believe every meme panic story you read in the papers lad, you should know this by now

>>127508270

I'm a few miles inland, there's been a few flashes of lightning mixed in with the rain

Somehow I missed the massive thunderstorm a few days ago

>>127509265
Man I remember when the Fox news special aired and everyone here went nuts, now this site is in the news three times a week

>>127509753
Fender Squire Stratocaster I never learned to play

>>127509533
>So your solution is to, at age 27, work in an office for 4 years and save up enough to go and do a degree on the slim chance I'd get a job in the field (pun) at the end of it? Then if I do get the job, earn £25k, spend another 5 years working to save for a deposit for a (((house))).

Why not? Why wouldn't you if the only other option is to be miserable and staring out the window of the train every morning daydreaming about a better life? Why wouldn't you at least try?

>>127509797
Can you imagine May trying to wrap her head around 4chan, infinitychan, Tsuki and Tor?
Be glad they are only talking about the normie sites

>>127508731
If you're able to keep your mind active at work you're already steps ahead of a lot of people.

This is going to sound cuntish but I think a lot of it is down to intelligence. You're clearly smart and that's why you wouldn't cope in admin or similar. I guess for those who do it who aren't very intelligent they do have to use their brains, they have to think, they have to continually 'solve problems' and that makes them feel they're doing something worthwhile. If you're clever all of those things become trivial.

The only job I've had and enjoyed was manual work. It was mentally very simple but after a 12 hour shift I was totally knackered. If you need neither the mental nor physical effort to do your job you're going to get very bored very quickly I think.

>>127508985
Completely agree

>>127509295
PJW needs to calm the fuck down. He believes his own hype and it's embarrassing.

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>>127509347
be me
7 gallon = male betta, 1 african dwarf frog
15 gallon = guppy colony, fire red cherry shrimp,
33 gallon = 5 black skirt tetras, 5 rosey tetras, 5 xray tetras, 4 cherry barbs, 2 yoyo loaches and a bristle nosed pleco

i fucking hate cleaning fishtanks

>>127509533
At 20 I was working in a bar. At 22 I was running the bar. At 24 I had a degree. At 27 I had been called to the Bar. At 28 I was dabbling in consulting and had set up a property company. At 31 I am a consultant, am adding a demolitions company to my little list, and still fucking about at the Bar. I've also just started the process for a reserve officer Comission and got some fish.

>The absolute STATE of that lightening cluster just now

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>>127509702

An hour later lol

>>127509877

You the lad that posted a couple of weeks back selling his guitar but changed his mind because the foreign guy sounded sketchy?

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>>127509998
So that's a whole bottle of white, followed by a red, and god knows what else.

>>127509295
Good, PJW is a massive egotistical cunt

>>127509997

Not had shit up here in the NW

>>127509943

Plecos are the shit m3

>>127505840
>I don't remember post this
based anon are you me?

>>127509878
I've made the change, as I said I'm running my own business now and things are far better. It's something I can do in most countries and there will pretty much always be work.

But making the change isn't easy; the system is 'designed' in such a way to make that the case. If everybody could follow their dreams there would be nobody to do 95% of the jobs out there. You just have to look at the economics of living to see that.

>>127509922
I love the encryption part.

What does this say?:

> ^37ss^$@fannycunt060=32

Oh you don't know? Too fucking bad. Only me and Agent X know what that means because we made our own code language up. I can send him this via post too, rather than in an IRC.

GCHQ exposed.

>>127509996

Bravo, lad.

>>127509922
i think the guy at GCHQ who is tasked with monitoring this site has probably already reported that we pose little significant threat given the absolute state of some of the boards on this site.

>exam on Tuesday
>sleep literally all weekend instead of doing revision
kill me

>>127509934
>PJW needs to calm the fuck down. He believes his own hype and it's embarrassing
He's from the Mike Cernovich school of ego masturbation. It's easy to justify being a self aggrandising cunt when you've convinced yourself it's a marketing technique.

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Is there any form of life on the planet lower than the cunts who write clickbait hooks?

>>127508492
>Rome

think of every major city in Europe; full of shitskins

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>>127505123
Papa Hitler.... come baaaaack!!!

>>127509998
>mixing white and red
diversity is not your stomachs strength

>>127510255
Pakis? Queers?

True, they're not much lower, but still.

>>127510255
the people who click on them

>>127510216
What on?

>>127510146
Depends what cigarette brand you smoke.

>>127509996
That's all pretty impressive stuff if true. I hope you're happy. I'm not anywhere near as down on life as my posts may suggest, just a realist. Schools spend so much time teaching everybody that they can be whatever they want that the reality of life brings a lot of people down. If schools were more honest with people society would be far better.

So if somebody asks if things get better after 19, my answer will always be 'no'. Of course, you're able to make them better, but on the whole, for most people, live becomes more monotonous and tedious.

>>127510255
Well, what does she look like now?

>>127510255
>What til you see what X looks like now
I always have this with Hurley from LOST and I know for a fact he looks exactly the fucking same.
Stop clickbaiting me REEEEE

>>127507719
I don't do Twitter or Facebook or BBC TV license fees. If I want to sell my soul I will do it on MY terms, not theirs.

>>127510205
Oops, sorry.
>>127510184

>>127510053
Yeah thats me, The guy bailed on me I had about 5 other guys answer but only one gave me a goodoffer so he literally drove up the same day stoned out of his fucking head with his mate

>>127510371
>tfw love Luckies but they're impossible to get in this country

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>>127510255
i got the localised one about the millionare that makes £400 an hour, but for some reason it got localised to stoke, so it read as a milllionare who works from home but still lives in stoke.

>mfw

>>127508486

I discovered the 'chon back in 2009 or 2010 and eventually began to check out boards other than /b/

>tfw /b/ is complete fucking garbage now

>>127509877
Getting 60 quid for that is pretty decent lad, well done

Wouldn't pay more than £30 for a second hand Squier

>>127509943
That's a nice tank boss.

Out of curiousity have you ever had any luck with what I call aquarium grass? Its a plant that looks a bit like astroturf. Used a lot in iwagumi type stuff? I can't get it to grow into a nice lawn.
>>127510187
In theory though I'm still a neet as I live with my mum. Or rather she lives in my house and does my ironing - her partner beat her badly so I thumped him and she moved in. Took ages to sort her assets out and separate the two.

Still my socks get paired.

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kek

>>127510523
Why do people still go on /b/ it was like a starter board for me and god i cant go on their for 5 seconds now

>>127504840
Who here unironically want Britain to become a Muslim country? I better live in a monocultural society than in this mix.

>>127510537
NEET means not in employment, education or training, not that you live with your mum

>>127510523
/b/ has been garbage since at least '08

>inb4 /b/ was never good

>>127509864

We could do with being a little less high profile desu

>>127510523
>just went on /b/

holy shit it's just trap threads, hiro should really just rename that board and call it a day.

>>127508486
I found /pol/ on the night of brexit, was up watching the result and absolutely everywhere online that i visited was miserable as fuck about the result. I googled "where are the people happy about referendum result" which linked me to some salty as fuck reddit thread telling someone to piss off to 4chan.

Till then I'd thought this vietnamese basket weaving forum was just for weebs and trap lovers, so never bothered with it. Imagine my surprise!

>>127510694
>It's better to have AIDS than Strep

>>127510371
Pall mall, was the cheapest to get after the bullshit EU 30g laws kicked in

>>127509257
Was a Biggles man myself

>>127510650
Have you gone on /bant/ yet? It's fucking tragic, it's like the alt-right side of /pol/ + /b/.

>>127510478
I usually get some when I go abroad. Luckies and Camels, but can't get either here.
Usually buy Rothmans though.

Seems to be a big trend with capusle menthol ones, but the tabacco in them tastes like shit.

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>>127510487

>>127510523
/b/ is a fucking embarrassing shadow of its former self. I can't believe how slow it moves now too

>>127510411
It's been tough, it's been hard. I've struggled with depression and putting mum back together wasn't exactly fun, nor was losing my fiance - she died.

Such is life.

Before someone asks
>If you do this why are you on britpol at this time?
I find it hard to sleep sometimes and find it weirdly relaxing to commune with you lot. If I read a book I would finish it then the sun would rise.

>>127510773
How is aids even related?

>>127510537
hair grass? if its the stuff im thinking of, you need really high light and at least c02 injection

>>127510487
could be one of those "cheap" millionaires that lives in a modest little home and doesn't actually spend their money

>>127510458

kek, atleast it's gone to a good home, it'll keep that stoner happy for years lad

>>127510863
Its what islam is

>>127510827
What happened to your fiancé?

>>127510523
Just checked /b/ out for the first time in about a year
>various porn threads
>roll threads
>ylyl threads
>'name my band' threads

It's somehow got even worse.

>>127510523
I think everybody came to 4chan for /b/ to get a few laughs then almost immediately moved on to other boards. That's basically what I did back in 06.

>>127510947
The only drawback of islam for me is the lack of pork sausages.

>>127510697
I know, though am of course grateful for you making sure. It just tickles me. My little home office is actually technically in the basement so I find it funny that in theory I live with my mum and shitpost in the basement.

>>127510793
I don't smoke rollies, but yeah the new laws on 30g minimum pouch is silly still. Just means you'll smoke more. It's bullshit that the "entry price" being higher will deter people from smoking

>>127510987
hmm, why is it that in every single terrorist attack the terrorists were well known to authorities and they did fuck all about them?

>>127511034
t mehmet al quintessentially british

>>127511129
Looks racist.

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>>127510798
>Was a Biggles man myself

Never read a Biggles in my life, though my grandad always used to buy me Commando when I was a lad, was a bit too young to appreciate them at the time though, wish I still had them, always liked the hand-drawn artwork

>>127510866
I think that's it. It grows fine but the bastard stuff wants to float instead of stay down.
>>127510963
Road accident.
Don't drink any more because if I do I get very very sad about it.

>>127511232
I am actually slav.

>>127509533
Dear Fucktard. I got my Masters degree while in full-time employment and did this by going to night school. My employer paid for this. Why would you burden yourself with debt if work experience is more beneficial and they will pay for schooling?

>>127510824
I remember /b/ was actually pretty intimidating in it's infancy, I lurked for like a year before I even dared to post

Bit warm lads

>>127511129

Tories keep cutting funding to police and the security services.

>>127510987
that was very racist of them, i'm glad MI5 didn't respond to these hilarious accusations

>>127504840
So... war.webm with this song when?

>>127511074
Maaaate, recommend it. It's 'cheaper' to buy the prerolled in abolute terms, but there's something about rolling them. I think it's about learning the skill to do it. Same reason I learnt to blow smoke rings, utterly useless, but still really glad I know how to do it.

>>127511327
that's just autism

>>127510694
Being Muslim wouldn't solve anything. It'd just be a repeat of liberal muslims vs sunni vs shia vs heathens you see everywhere else. There'd be some new form of european islam which all the shitskins would probably hate as non-islam enough from the start. Ahmadis get enough shit without having a white base.

Europe being converted through the backdoor isn't something that will bring about monoculture. That requires some kind of political will from top.

>>127511309
Would have thought the lack of drink would be the bigger drawback then.

>>127511258
They do annuals of them now. I used to inhale those as a kid. Convinced it's where I got my sense of fair play and that sort of thing.
Also have a feeling they'd get banned for some reason now if they weren't historical.

>>127510225
Personally I hate praise and attention. I can imagine if you're like that but you need to sell yourself for your job you might embrace the other extreme as a way of dealing with it.

>>127511386
I have health conditions preventing me from drinking.

>>127510824
>I can't believe how slow it moves now too

That's because /b/ hasn't done anything recently, /pol/ is becoming a lot of peoples jumping on point now.

>>127511347
it was the same thing with Labour, though

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>>127511381
no, autism is when i unironically put my name in the first time i posted

>>127509610
>The other Mike is best friends with Peter Hitchens.
Imagine my shock

>>127511129

You can't just go around arresting suspecting terrorists. It's racist and radicalises peaceful muslims.

We all know that being islamophobic is worse than being blown up.

>>127511034
if it was just a warlike religion then fair enough but it really is perverted. every time I try and take muslims seriously I just imagine a 9 year old Aisha washing cum stains out of Muhammed's filthy sandnigger dress

>>127511524
A slav who can't drink, surprised you've made it this far.

>>127510827
Well played for getting through it all. And sorry about your fiance, that's horrible.

>>127511575
Jesus

>>127511281

yeah man hair grass is bullshit, it floats because as it gives off oxygen underwater i just constantly wants to float up,

theres a carpeting plant called 'monte carlo' not tried it myself but its get a really thick root system to keep it in the gravel

>>127511382
>That requires some kind of political will from top.
Muslim majority can vote for a muslim government, which then push a monocultural muslim society.

>>127511377
I've got this when it comes to painting or DIY in general. I just like the tactile feeling it and satisfaction of sorting something.
I get a massive thrill out of sanding down and then varnishing wood. That's a kink beyond even /d/.

>>127510225
Why does Cernovichs name keep getting thrown around? What has he done and who is he? Is he just one of those self described alt-righters? Genuinely no idea who he is.

>>127510827

That hit me in the feels. Godspeed lad.

>>127511616
> muh Muhammed was a pedo meme
You understand that every ruler in medieval times fucked little girls?

>>127511319
I've got 2 degrees, I don't need lecturing on education. And I've already told you I'm working for myself. It's lifestyle I'm after, and I can't get what I want while working for anybody else.

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>>127511575
Seriously?
>>127511786
>Prophet of your religion
>Rapes 9 year old girls
Doesn't look too good

>>127511309
makes sense, the pole i work with is a sausage whore. you'd think they were running out.