I'm white, and hold views of Nationalist-Capitalist-Conservative-Alt Right
My mother got her DNA tested, got the results back.
Something to the likes of 90% Northwestern European, a little bit of Eastern European, then I saw *it*.
>.7% nigger
>.3% Ashkenazi Jew
I couldn't believe my eyes, I have Jewish blood? How could this be?
I have called my whiteness into question.
>Am I even white?
>Should I hate myself for having Jewish blood?
I'm in an existential crisis
I wish I was joking.
>>127503993
You're a fucking GOOF m8 that should be of larger concern then being .3 kike
>>127503993
u can breed that out.
still worth the other 90%
they are so valuable, u have to keep them going.
u know your task now.
fare well
>>127503993
Y'all really need to give up this racial shit, seriously. It makes you look dumb as fuck when you find out about 3 or 4 'non-white' DNA chunks and go into a suicidal fit.
>>127504215
mabe you're right. Mabe I am over-reacting. Still bothers that I'm not fond of kikes when i'm .3% kike.
>>127503993
Nuremburg laws-you are good
Indentity evropa-you are good
Kys
>>127504451
guess that makes me feel better
anything less than 1% is just noise
You realise those percentages also show that Africans and Jews have some Aryan genes? That's probably what those percents mean.
They show genes that you have in common with others. The .7 African and .3 Jew might mean you three share genes that give you two eyes and two feet
You're pure Aryan, don't worry about that. Chances are one of your ancestors raped a lot of Africans and Jews.
You're white anon, have no fear
>thinks being .3% jew means you're not white
>nationalist-capitalist-conservative-alt right
>american
Holy fuck, you can you be so stupid. 0.3% is basically irrelevant, you fucking nigger.
>>127504826
>how can you be
Fix'd.
>>127503993
Fuck off kike, kys
>>127503993
These fucking DNA tests are black science guy/bill nye tier bullshit. If you see any value in them that .7 figure might have been a false negative bro
>>127503993
I'd be more upset about the nigger blood than the Jew DESU
>>127503993
>0.7
>0.3
Neither of those numbers pass the 1% line so you should be good. what are the remaining percentages?
yeah you're pretty much just a dumb nigger jew
>>127505065
meh, yeah i guess it's better being kike than a nigger
come to me my son
>>127503993
Turn yourself in. Your sacrifice shall not be in vein
>>127505174
can't remember off the top of my head, think I had some Serb, know I have like around 5-10% German-French, Have alot of Brit-Ireland-Scot, might be missing some others
>>127503993
Holy shit are you serious? How do they even calculate such an irrelevant, marginal percentage? What is even its real weight in the background of a mostly homogeneous ancestry?
How far back does it even go? That's probably some tribal fucking from God-Fucking-Knows-When-ago.
Chill, nigger.
>>127504366
based swiss answer
>>127503993
First, stop associating yourself with the alt right, it's like openly calling yourself a "white nationalist" which is just a label created by the media.
Second, you got unlucky with the black thing, however it is completely normal and on average very likely for Europeans to have at least one Jewish ancestor. Don't worry yourself, you're fine.
>>127503993
I wouldn't even know what to do if I were you OP. It feels too good to be 100% white.
Nope youre fucked. No matter what you do youll always have that jew and nigger blood, get with a white and youll only further taint the white race. Best just to kill yourself
>>127505538
then it went all the way back to around the Neanderthal-homosapiens.
said my mother's had mix of Homosapiens and neanderthals, from fucking each other
>>127504366
>he fell for the "BLEACHED" meme.
one drop
>>127504366
the
way
you
type
is
cancer
kys
>>127503993
>not 100 % Finnish
You're basically a nigger.
>>127505912
SHIIIIEEEET
>>127503993
Did she do it through ancestry or 23andme? Ancestry is on the up and up but there have been a lot of reports that 23andme adds a little extra to your mix. Something about the theory that if it's part of you, you won't hate it. Fucking kikes.
>>127504447
chop the end of your pinky off. there goes the .3% kike
>or maybe tip of the nose is better kek
Shalom brother, welcome to the tribe
>>127506617
yep. 23andme
>>127506631
OY VEYYYY
>>127505912
>100 % Finnish
You're basically a mongol
>>127503993
>>127506680
why does it say joo is yuropeen?
>>127506931
Because Ashkenazi are European, I'm 100% European, jealous mapplenigger?
>>127503993
Your american idea of whiteness (and races in general) is total bullshit, because is ultraconfusing. It made sense only when there were only WASP white americans vs slaves, but nowadays its just plain outdated and plays against you. SJW are right that american definition of race is a social construct. If you look white, act white you are white, its simple as that
>>127504366
Stop typing like that medpac
>>127506925
That's a fuckton of jew.
unlike me.
it's whatever
>>127504447
>criticize jews
>someone objects
>tell them "Excuse me, but I'm jewish"
>watch them backpedal
>>127503993
>kike
Explains the capitalist side.
Capitalism is inherently anti-nationalist
>>127507103
I won't stop criticizing jews
>>127507108
I'm open to NatSoc, it's just that i don't like big government.
>>127505912
Im like half finn half pole cant speak either and am american nationality.
so I am master race right?
>>127506931
Ashkenazis are Euros. They're basically inbred Poles.
>>127503993
Sorry kike. One drop rule. Raus.
>>127503993
Every other European seems to get some >1% Ashkenazi DNA. It doesn't mean you have a Jewish ancestor.
>>127508357
To expand a bit, the DNA region matching is based on samples of existing groups of modern humans. What's most likely causing these trace amounts is mixed DNA in the Ashkenazi sample.
>>127503993
Just because you have .7 or .3 of anything doesn't mean you have ancestors that were Jewish or African. It means you share similar dna to these people, but you aren't necessarily related. Now 30% is evidence you have ancestors that are something.
My mother also just got this test
50% West European
38% British
6% Irish
>>127504451
anyone know the % of jew made you a subhuman under Nuremberg law?
>>127508759
No one here understands this and no one here cares about methodology. I tried explaining this to someone and they just spam 'ur not white' like an inbred retard.
>>127508991
Am I white enough for you /pol/?
>>127503993
You should really study some more genetics and how those tests are done. At those ratios it's a statistical anomaly and basically meaningless.
Also, you're pathetic for taking pride in your random stats at birth.
>>127509239
We're missing 6% there
DNA CANNOT DETERMINE ANCESTRY
ENJOY THE SCAM/GENE BANKS
DNA CANNOT DETERMINE ANCESTRY
ENJOY THE SCAM/GENE BANKS
DNA CANNOT DETERMINE ANCESTRY
ENJOY THE SCAM/GENE BANKS
DNA CANNOT DETERMINE ANCESTRY
ENJOY THE SCAM/GENE BANKS
>>127509489
She didn't send me the low confidence region results.
>>127503993
i guess even .7% nigger is enough to make someone stupid enough to fall for the DNA "test" ruse
Shalom
>>127503993
You just need to remove 1% of your body
>>127509709
Sounds like a good excuse for some guilt-free liposuction
>>127503993
KEK, they put mixed in everyone's results.
they just keep using the same swab.
>>127509507
>DNA CANNOT DETERMINE ANCESTRY
Except people who have fully traced their family tree back several generations and then take the test find it largely accurate, trace regions aside.
>>127504412
Hey, welcome to /pol/ new guy. Now go away.
>>127507344
Why not? Why would you trust big corporations over your government? Your government works for you, cappies work for themselves.
>>127509843
He's kind of right though, genetic tests offered to the public (like 23andme) don't actually trace ancestry but compare your genetic make up to the reference populations they've pretested. Also don't they actually ask you what you're ethnicity is etc.?
>>127511462
>don't actually trace ancestry but compare your genetic make up to the reference populations they've pretested
>don't they actually ask you what you're ethnicity is etc.?
Yes as you just explained that's how it works.
>>127504366
/thread
>>127503993
Nuremberg racial laws faggot. Moreover, it is known fact that 23and me love do add jewish admixture to goyim who use their services (hence concerned about race) to make them good goyim.
>>127503993
what >>127504993 said
unless you're 20%+ of something it's literally nothing
>>127503993
Of course you are right, moron
>>127505538
probably last ice age when protoeuropeans went south from glaciers n shieet.
>>127503993
why did u take the 23andme test then? didnt u picture something like this might happen? i dont know how precise that is but ive seen some uk anons which had asian blood (5% or so) according to 23andme
what part of the usa are you from btw
>>127503993
>>.7%