Brit/pol/: Immininet Nuclear War Edition

Anime is gay.

WILLY
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put that in your charity box

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How are things going in the fatherland?

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dream girl

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UNITED IRELAND WHEN?

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Do not be part time with your hjiab sisters, inshallah

Anyone else ever been incredibly down for a very long time, then had their hopes up only to have the crashing down again?

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Won't be long now.

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I need someone to reassure me on a dumb bet I made.

Labour to win over 183.5 Seats.

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My local labour candidate came round today lads, and I told her I couldn't vote for them because I was worried that their polices would damage the economy. However, after a long chat over a cup of tea that they'd actually be 'armless.

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>>127497822
VPN or a cheeky weekend trip to lose your V plate?

>>127497872

Ooof, a lace choker

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>>127498041
I know how you feel. Been depressed for years

>>127497893

Why does one of the waifus have two clunges?

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Start moving to Northern Ireland

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>>127498059
>paying for delivery
A garlic bread or some wings and it would be free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY_WJjyyur0

>>127498059

are ya gonna give the delivery lad the 70p?

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>tfw you've abandoned wider /pol/ and just post in here all day

Pretty comfy desu

>>127498080
How did you come to that conclusion?

Pretty depressed about this country lads.

>>127498203
lmao no it's full of subhuman paddys

>>127498265
Look closer at the picture.

>>127498241

Yeah, standard /pol/ is just the pits lad

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A girl I used to shag got married today. I remember her texting me one night saying

>Hope you're awake anon, I'm horny as fuck and thirsty. Do you have a drink for me? Please x

Referring to me ejaculating in her mouth, if you know what I mean. She ended up having a son with a halfcaste lad who left her and now her new husband is going to bring up his wife's son like a good goy and just pretend that she didn't present her arsehole to me when she was 17. Made me kek. Imagine being as pathetic as him desu.

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>>127498080

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGufDxY7zt8

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>>127498277
We all are

>>127498084
VPN, I think if I went to see a prostitute I'd end up asking if she had a drug habit and feel sorry for her and have some OCD fuelled mental breakdown.

>>127498121
I hate that brit/pol/ is the only place where I can openly speak about how I feel politically and also personally, and at the same time I am greatfull for it.

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>>127498080

this is my local labour candidate

looks like a BIG FUCKING STROKEY NONCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4y5aeM8Cw

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Loved Douglas' take on islam at the cambridge union

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UwVD1Efqbk

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>>127498080

>>127498219
How long til they get a paki to advertise it?

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>>127498204

>garlic bread or wings on top of this

Now that really would be fat cunt behaviour.

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>>127497871
Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up.

>>127498080
>anal street

>>127498041
On a near daily basis. What's wrong fella?

>>127498059
Hope you're not buying from an Islamic establishment

>>127498061
I've got £50 on the same bet.

>>127498310
kek, fuck me I thought they were behind her back.
Probably would to be honest.

>>127498419
looks like the type of guy who never washes his cock and it's caked up like an old paint stirrer.

>>127498041
Yes. I suffer from depression. It really is very unpleasant.

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hi can i post here

>>127498080
>080▶>>127498265 >>127498370
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Reported to the authorities

This is inflammatory and downright disgusting

How dare you? That is a human being with emotions and you believe its fine to just rip her to pieces

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you are going to regret making this post and being so cruel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKKX4_uC2M

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Shes just as British as you an I Inshallah

>>127498361
You should be ashamed!

I'm fucking stuck with three half breed kids, I can't fucking stand it!

>>127498586
>caked up like an old paint stirrer

Oh god fuck you, my sides

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>Still, it is the primary right of men to die and kill for the land they live in, and to punish with exceptional severity all members of their own race who have warmed their hands at the invaders hearth

>>127498601

IT WAS THE SALMON MOUSSE

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>>127498041
I get the impression that that's just life though (for anyone with a drop of intelligence or self-awareness, anyway). Or maybe that self-affirmation's just my way of comforting myself...
>>127498601
Only if you type properly and abandon your shit transAtlantic spellings

>>127498080
>ANAL street
>Marie TidBALL
>no arms

lads...

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>>127498642
Agreed, so are these upstanding gentlemen
*sips semen*

>>127498601

Only if you swear allegiance to the crown and accept the queen as your mum

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>>127498601
just behave yourself my son, your're not in fucking disneyland

>>127498688
I hope you're LARPing as your son's mum's partner and not actually living that life.

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>>127498497
same, i thought she was doing pic related kek

fair play to her anyway

>>127498860
Woah look at that madlad with the shirt in the back. Bet he posts here about how many drinks he can put away.

>It doesn't matter if Tories flood us with shitskins and ban all far-right racists just as long as the Labour party dies!

The absolute state of Maybots

>>127498740

Not sure if Milliband or Nicholas Cage

>>127497822
CHECKED

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>thunder outside
COMFY

NOT. ALL. MUSLIMS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9f9JrPril8

>>127497754
kekked at you leaving the Liverpool crest there

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>>127498642
>>127498817
>Without debating the usefulness or morality of planned parenthood, it may be verified by observation that any breed which stops its own increase gets crowded out by breeds which expand.

>>127498937
Bless her, she's 'armless.

>>127498080
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/may/24/mum-state-labour-candidate-disabled-oxford

>I was born in the early 80s with a congenital disability affecting all of my limbs. My right foot was amputated when I was 11 months old. One of the TV news channels made me do a weird walk to camera set-up shot before they showed my actual interview response. I think they were going for “showing” the viewers that I’m a candidate with a disability without “telling” them I have one.

Would be laughs seeing a flid in Parliament.

>>127499183
Please remember to archive media with a reputation for crap journalism and clickbait. Thank you.

https://archive.is/C3KRL <- theguardian.com article

>>127498494
I realised that the military probably isn't for me because amongst it would be almost impossible for me to change my medical record and that the gym probably isn't very good idea either because if someone official found out I was going outside regularly and partaking in that activity they might think I was faking being ill enough to receive benefits, despite going outside and doing that sort of thing being something my psychologist recommended I do, I think it's a sort of damned if you do damned if you don't type thing. So there are the two things that were my primary motivation for doing anything for the past few weeks gone.

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>>127498598
I haven't been depressed for a year but I've been quite moody for the past week for no reason. My only pleasure in life is being as stupid and drugged up as you want at the weekend, or getting pissed in the week.

I just want a nice girlfriend anon. I'm considered quite attractive but I'm crap at socialising with girls, nobody gets back to me on Match.

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>tfw accidental bet £800 whilst drunk

help me lads

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>>127499129
British people can't be as retarded as this one, right?
#NotAllBrits?

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Its muggy af lads

Unbelievable. Instead of the right to free speech some Simon reported me and I was banned. Instead of debating or even ignoring me, some pre-teen Simon restricted my right to speak on a public forum. To be honest with you chaps I am ashamed that British culture can t take criticism, and for what? Saying that a Welsh tramp is an overated opera singer? She actually is. Go find a safe-space lads, the end of converation is head.
What a bunch of girls.

>>127499125
I use one of those 8 hour thunderstorm and rain hitting a window mp3s. We don't get enough thunderstorms here.

>>127499259
it should have an arrow pointing to his bumhole

>>127499216
*amongst other things

>>127499259
Was it a bet you're likely to win?

>>127498425
Holy shit.Douglas got BTFO

>>127499216

If you're not workijg out at home it's your own fault m80

>>127499216
Buy a folding weights bench for 50 quid and go jogging around the woods. Fuck the gym.

>>127499442
Labour to Win over 183.5 Seats in the UK General Election 2017.

I dont know, i think

>>127499611
RIP your 800 quid mate.

>>127499611
If the polls continue closing then you've got a good chance at least

>>127499243
I recently kicked a weed habit and been feeling a lot more optimistic since, shit was making me psychotic.

Hitchens might have a point, still a fucking cuck avoiding the real problem though.

>>127499243
I know exactly how you feel, mate. Good luck out there.

>>127499183
She must have given an arm and a leg to be Labours candidate.

>>127499320
>Its muggy af lads

Imagine what Diane Abbotts muggy pissflaps smell like right now; probably like warm spoiled milk and mayonaise where the oil has seperated from the egg-base

>>127499664
>>127499668
>127499668
I think i got a decent chance, Electoral calculus has got em at 201 Seats

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>>127498080

>>127499611

Time to pucker up your asshole mucker

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>>127499784

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>>127497754
Lil' Kim looks ok when hes not fat.

>>127499784
eurgh. That's vile.

>yanks on /pol/ larping about flying to South Africa and fighting in the race war
cringe desu

I UNIRONICALLY want nuclear war. But with warning first ideally. would hop on a train to Scotland and get a boat to one of the islands out there. dig a hobbit hole and hibernate in it until the nukes do their damage. I have low iq so I don't care if my plan is shit, in my mind it would be /comfy/. Once I leave my hobbit hole I'll trek thousands of miles and find a Qt girl survivor and have many children and roam the lands in total freedom.

>>127499836

>tfw you click on a picture to make it bigger and it's the same size.

>>127499789
See what happens after the Tory campaign relaunch.

>>127499259
Of course you did, lad. Of course you did.
Synopsis 1. Accidentally walk into bookies
Synopsis 2. Set up online betting account. Hover over place bet button accidentally.
Go sck a dick lad.

>>127499900
>eurgh. That's vile.

That's Diane Abbott

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>>127499908
Reminder Americans had a /pol/ meetup and this is what it looked like

>>127499949

>Thumbnail.jpg

>>127499921
Tobermory is pretty cozy, stopped off there for a day while sailing up the west coast once

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>>127500064
>That's Diane Abbott

lets take it rebuild it stuff it with balloon animals and shoot it back.

>>127498393

Yeah it's a fucking shitshow. I do not regret emigrating. Fuck knows where Britain will be in 20 years.

>>127499969
I already had a account suck a chode you mong

>>127498992
When did May join the Labour party?

>>127500073
The girl in the bear costume is cute.

>>127499972
Stop teasing and get on with it ffs

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>>127498061
Sounds good lad what odds you getting?

>my bet is pic related
>will put another £750 on if it stays at 6/4

>>127500145
>Emigrating to Poland

Your opinion is genuinely worth nothing.

>>127500121

kek @ jazzhands

>>127498361
Is your hand a virgin?

>>127500073
clearly a reddit meetup

>>127500197

On May

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>>127500073
A lot better than a brit/pol/ meet up would 2bf. They even have a biological woman

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>>127499972

>>127500278

No?

>>127500145
What do you do for a living?
I want out of this country

>>127500226
Evens Apparently.

shit do you just have money to throw around

>>127498992
Mayism
Maoism

hmm

>>127498361
Whatever woman you end up with will have a past too, anon

>>127499789
Did you get 183.5+ at 5/6? If so, should have gone for 150-199 @ 3/4. Much safer bet and similar returns.

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Has there ever been a more hopeless General Election in British history?

>>127500206
>The girl in the bear costume is cute.

Lad that's Brittany Venti

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>>127500206
>he doesnt know about venti

>>127500424
Which site are you on about?

>>127498860
why do they always have chinstraps that are too small

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>>127499741
Thanks. I just get scared around them, or just talk to them like men. So I drink to ease the anxiousness, then I go over the top and act embarrassing.

It's annoying because I see people like the elephant man with barbie dolls.

I suppose looks really are meaningless.

>>127500290
>A lot better than a brit/pol/ meet up

Isn't there one planned still

58% Turnout in NI Election in 2015

Why do they not vote anymore

>>127500437
2010 the choice was so similar

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>>127500206
She's got some nice milkbags

>>127500473
>>127500517
Who?

>>127500278
What?

>>127500384
Not like that they won't. This idea that all women are sluts is just nonsense, they're not. A lot are, but not all. Not even close to all.

>>127500169
Accidentally hovered.
I think I had that covered, and I still don't believe you, or even care. I am saddened that Brits in this thread might believe your la la stories, and do likewise.

>>127500437
The last and the one before that was worse. This one's a bit more exciting.

>>127499611
See
>>127500226

Labour will punch throw 200 seats mate.

Remember the flash floods that kek sent to london on the referendum? On June 8, it will be perfect turnout weather. Remainers are backing labour on the whole.

>even rag n bone man is asking da yuff to vote

>>127500517
>hiding her African nose
hehhehhe heh

>>127500290
>biological woman
>biological

kek

>>127500302
That shelter was ultra-comfy tbqh

>>127500437
2001 and 2005 were crap due to the Labour landslide of 1997.

hes a commie mong but he's a top lad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRtsM9Kp7bo

>>127500524
Found it on oddschecker, the bookies offering that is BetStars

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>>127500339
Not throw around just I believe I am right and it will be a high turnout.

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Hi Brit/pol/

Can somebody explain to me why this man keeps suspiciously turning up on every debate programme on Television?

Here he is on a Brexit debating show, being the only Leaver that converts to the Remain side.

https://twitter.com/Kekenwealth/status/868932343096061952

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Just made this, what do we think lads?

Today I watched the F1 wishing I was in Monaco, then I went to visit my sister and got quite drunk. Steven rang me and was very angry about something, so I put the phone down and hoped he had the wrong number even though we both know each other quite well. He then sent me emails on the subject and I did not want to respond to them so I sent him a text message explaining that I was out of the office and he became even more livid, calling me names and accusing me of being an idiot. He then offered his resignation.

The cracks are starting to show, I think. I have a meeting on Tuesday with some people from Germany. The above predicament is to do with fleet cars; I told a load of people that they could pick from a list of cars and I got the wrong list so he had to break the news to them that instead of Jaguar XFs and Mercedes E Class they were getting something less good. This effected 20 people and he took the blame for it entirely, which was awfully good of him. The Germans are attempting to sell my company something which is incredibly important, apparently, but I cannot grasp it. I do not understand the fleet car thing because it bores me and I have no interest whatsoever in Gary's boot capacity or Claire's fuel card, but the German thing makes my brain hurt.

I keep treating this as my blog but I have nowhere else to vent this. It's like some sort of sick joke. I am in charge of a company that has taken decades to build and I spend most of my time hiding away from problems that a child could solve.

>>127500831
I got in at 9/1 on Trump. Only put £50 down as that's all I had but still a nice win. Won about the same on Brexit at something like 5/1 too. Had some good wins on boxing and a few other sports as well last year, was a good one. Spent it all now though and have already lost like £300 this year so I'm spending next to fuck all on this election.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13062764
Very serious poll to do with politics

what do i spend 1600 on then lads

>>127500990
There is a sad class of people that apply to be on every talk show going to get a TV career. Being an 'opinionated muslim' is his schtick. In that week 'opionated muslim' on his application got him to the front of the queue to be voxpoped on every light news show.

>>127501017
Don't worry lad, it's not like everyone will hate you for fucking everything up like a retard, and you'll lose your job, home and will to live or anything.

This Katie Hopkins thing kind of bugs me. Alright the final solution thing clearly connotates da joos but the idea that she can be made to resign or asked to do so on this basis really catches in my throat. She wasn't advocating for genocide or anything as far as I can tell. It's ambiguous but... She seems to have committed a thought crime and here we are.

Is this just me?

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>>127501006

>>127500608
I'm exactly the same. The amount of times I've pulled only to go too far on the drink, black out, and ruin it. I have to drink to be able to socialise with any semblance of normality, but once I start I can't stop. I'm a broken human being who ought to be put down by a veterinarian or euthanised.

>>127500564
>why do they always have chinstraps that are too small

Amongst other reasons face protection

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIvZ2EBqdEQ

PRO-ISLAM KEKS BTFO

>>127501143
Buy me a new computer I'm sick of being phoneposting scum

>>127500990
>BBC
so he's a plant, what do you expect from the BBC?!
Stop paying the TV licence mugs.

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Guys this is my dream. Is it wrong?

Went to r/anarchism for a laugh lads. Fucking hell, if you think most of the people on here are dumb...

>>127500990

Because BBC question and panel programs have more plants than Kew Gardens.

>>127501376
no u buy me shit ho

>>127500628
That's shit fashion sense if I've ever seen it holy shit

>>127501006
nah, tis okay, haven't saved it

>>127501340
>We need a final solution
Sounds quite a bit like advocating for genocide lad, she makes money off of being controversial, not for anything valuable, she misjudged what she could get away with in this instance and will pop up on some other platform as the resident edgy twat

>>127500990
Thank fuck somebody found the Brexit clip. I looked for ages but couldn't get it.

I've seen him at least 5 times now. It's fucking disgusting. I've sent a complaint to the BBC, will post their response here if/when I get it.

>>127501419
Well its not right

>>127501071
Nice mate, I couldn't bet on trump until I knew more about state politics. Ie Pennsylvania. That was the crunch state.

The next day the odds went to 7/2, slightly disheartening but hey.

Brexit was similar but I didn't bet a vast amount only £100.

>>127501419

Ooof, that's one for the wank-bank

>>127501214

It also works for Jobs nowadays

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>>127501143

Pay off debts.

If you have no debt, put it in a savings account until you have a minimum of six months' wages saved up.

If you already have six months wages saved up, invest it.

So, any of you seriously voting Tory after the past 7 years?

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>127501351
From personal experience I've found quitting drinking made a huge difference to me. It's not quitting forever or it might be but suddenly you've more focus and drive, if you drink when happy you're just happy, drink when depressed and you're going to spiral. It's just what it does.

>>127501336
Fortunately for me I'm not reliant on the business for my lifestyle, but I genuinely like the people I employ and they need it for their lives. I can't sell it as it's a family business and I inherited it. I've considered having other people in to manage it but I've heard lots of horror stories.

The other problem I have is that people seem to think I am some sort of Gordon Gekko. People invite me to horrible places with other "business people" and I spend most of my time there trying to figure out if they're blaggers like me or not.

>>127501632
>fucking normies reeeeeeeee
>in sheffield
Why?

>>127501632
Fuck the Greens they're worse than the SNP. They've forever linked the idea of environmental conservation with radical feminism, social """justice""" and communism.

>>127501612
>So, any of you seriously voting after the past 103 years?

ftfy

>>127500628
bags of sand

>>127500169
Nah, fuck it, I'll bite. Please explain to anons on here how you can accident ally place a bet online. Ask an anon how he can go to a different thread or refresh alink, or even better post a new link, accidentally. Any dumb fuck will tell you that you had planned in advance but hadn't pulled the trigger. It is IMPOSSIBLE to place a bet with only one click of a mouse as you have to select bet, odds and confirm bet, at least three clicks.

Unless you have a mong disorder or epilepsy. Either way, fuck off you deceptive mong.

>>127501793
Well just ignore them then and run your business, sort the german thing out tomorrow before it becomes a serious problem

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>>127501632

>>127501793
Christ mate. Let me run it for you. I'm not even joking. Give me six months while you go off travelling.

>>127501795

Went into town and saw a greens sign today and a college student walking out felt nothing but anger should of went back and threw a rock in the window

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>tfw Jeremy Corbyn will become the next President of the Islamic Republic of Britbongistan

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>>127501632
My local candidate

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>>127497871

How the fuck are you 99% British?

>>127502026
How much does this test cost and how accurate is it?
Sort of interested

Hope corbs doesn't win but i need him to get over 183 seats for bennies. Luckily he cant do shit with 183 seats

>>127502003
He should pop that spot on his forehead.

>>127501369
Would that Jonathan Pie was the face of the left. Then maybe the Tories would have to at least try to be competitive.

>>127501438
go to /r/unitedkingdom for a laugh

I find it difficult to believe that anyone there is over the age of 21 due to their piss poor, copypaste, internet assembled ideology

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/Our guy/

Might vote One Love for bantz UKIP aint standing in my area

>>127502003
>hello please trust me with your small children

>>127501369
Unfortunately for Labour the guy who plays pie actually knows how to push a narrative, even in interviews where he isn't playing a character and all of Labour's figureheads don't

>>127502132

Cost £99 when I had it done a couple of years ago, might've been £120.

It gets more accurate the more people have the test done, it's probably the best one out there right now.

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>>127502285
>Might vote

Lad

>>127502147
He will mate, 200-230.

There's a massive youth push and quite a few are voting its weird.

Plymouth is worth a single beat. Need to look at specific seats there but it could turn red quite easily.

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Night lads!

>>127501681
The worst thing you can do is bring booze in to the house. Booze, per say, is for pubs. Solitary drinking has seen the ruin of many a good man.

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PRESS F

>>127502337
Fuck that, I'm not paying 100 quid
I look nordic/saxon, that's good enough for me

Join the BritPol Discord:

https://discord
.gg/xfRs6N

cya there lads

>>127502259
Cant wait for the salt on election day.

>>127502337
You know they'll store your DNA and sell it to businesses right?

>>127502425
Fuck this shit, you couldent have killed fucking tim farron or islamic cunt but noo go fucking kill a hero

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>>127502425
>Alesha: Amanda's nips will make the semis

>>127502274
Bender scum are not, have never been and never will be /our guy/s. Queers can summarily fuck off.

>>127502572
Sad, when dementia kicks in.

>>127502403

>massive youf push

Just like with Brexit and countless other elections.

Tories are going to end up on around 380 seats with a 120 seat majority, Labour down down down, and they'll deserve it.

>>127501936
I have homes abroad where I regularly go to fuck it off and pretend I am doing things important. In January I decided I wanted the month off so I went to Zurs and skied on my own for the duration, with no proper lie as to why I went out there. I'd flown to Zurich as it was the most convenient airport and on the way back I bumped into someone from a newspaper, who I knew socially at university. He wrote a lovely thing about me in a magazine and implied that we had met in Zurich at the time of a relevant tech show. I had not attended, because I had no idea it even existed, but I got all sorts of praise for that.

The wheels will fall off and I will feel foolish but until then I just keep grinning and nodding my head.

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>>127502572
>Owen Jones convinced my Grandfather that he shouldn't have voted leave

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>>127502693
>when dementia kicks in

Thank God her grandad isn't doing anything important.

>>127502521

Yeah I would like to know my heritage etc, but not comfy with th ecompany holding rights over my DNA and doin gwhatever the hell it wants with it

My family-names history is is Irish and Welsh (mainly Irish) and that's good anough for me

>tfw working high street retail in L O N D O N
everybody is a cunt
>tfw targets and commission
kill it

>>127502425
I approve of this front page. Too often the survivors are forgotten about by the general public and it's just assumed all the hashtags and diversity have made them all better

>>127502572

>caught my grandpa reading

Book has not been opened, she probably got it for her grandfather and he said thanks politely and just left it there.

>>127502572
Calling bullshit.

>>127502862
Yeah I feel the same. Got a french surname so I assume I have some french ancestry, but all my recent ancestors have been british

>>127502424
Yes.
Unequivocally so.

>>127502700
I am legitimately a management consultant and I'm not even memeing here anon. If you aren't larping and want a hand, let me know.

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>>127502696
Umm, no sweetie... Jeremy will win, and he'll win BIG. And when he does, he will make all of you nasty, evil, Tory, capitalist scum, go to the gulag.

>>127500246

Yeah, living in an all-white country, earning a British level wage when prices are like 20% of the UK and the average woman is a UK 7.

It's a living hell, I'll tell you that.

>>127497871
oh my fuck do you look like a marble sculpture

>>127500333

Freelance programmer

>>127502572

>caught grandad reading
>book has never been opened and carefully placed on a cushion

>>127502572
>gramdma admitted she shouldnt have voted leave
translation: she overhead her saying breit wont think the paki problem

>>127500246
>t. Achmed

>>127503023

There will be no gulags, Labour has been over run by SJWism.

It will be mandatory sex reassignment surgery.

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>tfw a few years ago you remember watching Corbyn on Daily Politics advocate handing over the Falkland Islands, and had to calm yourself down by remembering that he was an irrelevant backbench MP.

Now the old cunt's gonna be PM.

should i visit a prossie tomorrow, lads?

>>127503028
You live in a slav-infested hellhole, its own people don't want to live there so they flock to our lands.

>>127503119
christ sorry lads butchered that post

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>>127502026
It's clearly faked. Nobody would ever get 99.9% British. Also here is my results.

Shaved my balls while listening to Rule Britannia on my phone. AMA.

>>127503125
t. Dmitri Vodkanoff

>>127503073
Cheers
I've been looking to move out of Britain to either Poland or maybe Hungary, either as an English teacher or whatever pleb job I can get, don't really care about money just want out of my current shithole
Is the language hard to learn?

>>127502572
that book's spine has never been cracked

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CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>127503268
That leftist won't be able to say the same soon.

>>127503191
I imagine it's been a few months since you've seen your mum so of course you should lad. Tell her I say hi.

>>127503307

Looks at the more recent polls

5 points looks to be as low as it's gonna get

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>>127503262
>Dmitri Vodkanoff

What? Why are you calling me a Russian name, Achmed? Doesn't even make sense.

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>"celts"

So if (when) Labour loses the elections, do you think we're going to get those antifa riots here in the UK too?

Hate the Americanisation of this country.

It's infected every part of our culture and brings nothing but false values and degeneracy.

>>127503307
Is it really that close? Fucks sake.

>>127503435
>>127503307

It's called an "outlier".

>>127503231
Come Home

>>127503440
As if poles are any different from russians.

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>>127503307
SEAMUS HELP ME! IT WAS JUST A PRANK!

>>127503476
Look at the dates polled.

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>>127503307

>>127503445
>Ubuntu
lol

>>127498241
Same here.

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>>127503201

Gonna bet you've never been to Poland desu. Most Brits imagine a post-communist shithole, but it's wayyy nicer than Britain for the most part.

Except for a couple of months where it's frozen tundra, the weather is a lot nicer too.

The average person here holds political views that are pretty much in line with /pol/ and the government won't take any refugees.

In short: you don't know shit

>>127502925
Reminder that more Afghan veterans died from post tour suicide than combat but due to armed forces employed psychiatrists giving them a clean bill of health, the MOD to this day refuses to admit to their families that they are responsible.

>>127503445
>screw boosting local businesses, which in turn boosts employment and tax income

>>127503465
This. The biggest pisstake is pretending we live in a meritocracy where anybody can "make it big".

>>127503465
I second this.

The thing is we are actually fucking terrible at being American so all it does is make everything a poor imitation of what was already an imitation with lots of awkward bongs shuffling about having no idea what they should be doing.

>>127503449
Nah. The shock of le evil Trump winning was what shocked them to action

>>127503493
I wish I could ;_;

>lost 10lbs in 4 weeks
>then nothing on the 5th week
why lads? i was eating just as healthy and little

>>127503445
>Ubuntu
Only thing that made me rage in this entire image
Fucking shit distro, Slackware is king

>>127503499
Silly paki, backtracking to cover up for your ignorance.

>>127503580
Of course I've never been to Poland. Its only value was in holding concentration camps.

>>127503445

Jesus christ and they call us the bigots, I hope her fanny drys up and her partner cums powder

>>127502696
Can I ask you if you think these numbers make any difference at all? Can you tell me anything that your candidate has said that has become an Act or Law? I'll wait. And I'll wait. I'm here until you answer or the sun rises, although I think it may be the latter.

I wouldn't like to "accidentally" bet £800 on it though. Kek.

>>127498080

I feel sorry for her but I pity the Labour party more. This is the best they got? A diversity hire?

>>127503676
Exercise some more

>>127503706

Ubuntu is user friendly.

Not everyone who doesn't use Windows wants to fuck around Gentoo-style or whatever.

>>127503676
Obviously you cant expect to lose the same amount of weight each month?

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>>127503734
Corbyn shoots himself in the foot every 15 secs.

>>127503580
The poles will take refugees when Eurofuhrer Merkel tells them they have to or they lose out on euro funds. They'll change their tune pretty fucking quickly.

>>127503734

Everything he voted for in this parliament since as he is a Tory whip...

>>127503449
No I don't think so. We'll get faggy uni students wearing EU flags as capes and rainbow bodypaint congregating in city centres further alienating the left-wing support base.

>>127503580
What's the weather actually like though? Is it grey and miserable?

>>127503713
Post your skin, you fucking spastic. I'll guarantee you I'm whiter.

>>127503264

Polish and Hungarian are two of the hardest languages in the world.

I've been learning how to make singular and plural nouns in all 7 cases for the past two years. Still haven't nailed it.

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>>127498241

Literally just comfy /brit/pol and /ptg/

Occasionally a happening thread.

The rest is pure, unfiltered cancer.

>>127503862
Its pretty sad how toxic the left has become. I consider myself left on most issues other than immigration, but the new left is completely batshit insane now that I'd be embarrassed to associate with them

>>127503836
I really need to go over to Unbuntu. The only reason I'm still on Windows is for non-Linux games and Microsoft Office.

>>127503841
but literally nothing in a week on a massive calorific deficit?

>>127501547
Brexit made me believe anything was possible so I just went for an outside bet. Realised it's not possible when I lost £50 on LePen. That was a stupid bet though, should have known better.

Good luck with the GE ones.

>>127503924
>Polish and Hungarian are two of the hardest languages in the world.

Georgian would like a word with you

>>127498361

Did you at least bust a nut in her?

>>127503910
You're the one defending this mudhole in comparison to a white Christian country. Fetid paki.

>>127504018
What was your starting weight and weight now?

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>>127503445
yes, this bitch is still here

>>127503951

>/ptg/
>comfy

>>127503577
Actually revise that, I go to /sg/ as well. Brit/pol/ and /sg/ are the only good things left in /pol/ since the election.

>>127503264
People say Polish is hard but it's really not that bad. If you're not an idiot you can learn it at about the same pace as Spanish.

>>127503676
You're losing weight which is bringing your TDIR down and you're losing weight quickly which is bringing it down even more
Recalculate your daily intake then adjust what you're eating
>>127503836
Ubuntu is user friendly until you suddenly have to go into CLI to purge junk files because Ubuntu doesn't do that automatically like every other OS on the planet does
I genuinely believe the ubuntu is user friendly meme comes from people installing linux for like three weeks then going back to windows
>>127504010
Unless you know a fair bit about computers windows is better, Linux still has big problems

>>127503264
Yes. Polish is borderline impossible verging on insane. I do not know about Hungarian.

>>127504066
So, you're afraid that to out yourself as non-white? And you call me a paki you pissdrinking gopnik wannabe.

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dam lol i would pay good bitcoin for op's details Hay russian bros how about a swap ?

>>127504141
I'm going to Comp Sci and Networking. I really need to learn while I'm young.

>>127503847

Doubt that desu, the ruling party is a euroskeptic ethnonationalist party, they'd rather be sanctioned or leave than take muslim refugees. The only refugees Poland is willing to take are Ukrainians, and grudgingly.

>>127504275
*into

>>127504086
15.3 to 14.7

>big storm near where i live

Nice and comfy

>>127504029
I did. Yes. She was quite hot when she was younger but at 27 she's just a generic tart

>>127503580

Poles have one of the highest incidences of mixed race breeding in Britain so unless you plan on revoking their passports it's coming to you too.

>>127504307
How bad are the Ukrainians? Do they integrate?

>>127503676
Ramadam acts in mysterious ways, brother.

>>127504307
Look up how much money Poland contributes to the EU. Then look up how much it receives.

I am shocked that Germany hasnt forced Poland into a gimp suit by now because they're practically gibsmedat-tier

>>127504307
Yeah, and when they're elevated to scratching a living from dirt, they might not be so hardline. Won't be so comfy for you, eh?


I say this like I want them to take muslims, but I actually don't. But they very likely will, or suffer. Merkel will ramp it up.

>>127504140

Spanish grammar and polish grammar are not remotely comparable in difficulty.

Being a native English-speaker, learning spanish will take a fraction of the time that learning Polish will.

>>127503924
Fair enough
Hard to get jobs there? I would do literally anything

I'm ethnically polish (3rd gen) and wouldn't personally move/live there