/Pol Handshake

>>127497341
Autistic walk

>>127497341
>on the street

your first mistake

>>127497341
Just Seig Heil and see if we do it back. Think of it as our handshake.

*unzips penis*
http://www.strawpoll.me/13060161

>>127497341

The playing card.

>>127497341
Also, why would we need to go out in public. My computer and mommy's tendies are not out there...

look for the fedora and acknowledge by tipping

>>127497341

Just see if they're wearing a shareblue cap.

>>127497341

You were in France ?

>>127497341

>reeks of Doritos
>mumbles " t-t-t trump will deport you, y-y-you leftist
>sweating in your MAGA t-shirt

>>127497341
code phrases

>challenge
what are you a shill?
response
only rural morons voted trump
>under duress
JEB SURGE!

>>127497341
Hold up your 4 of Club card then show 4 fingers (wiggling)

Then each member slaps their straightened and extended 4 fingers (with thumb tucked flat atop... like a karate-chop) back and forth 4 times to the count
>1-2-3-4
then... you lock into the tandard handshake grip while pumping in unison to

>"I declare a MEME-War"

...and then you know that you are both autistic as fuck and should enter into a mutual suicide pact.... because a good 75% of you fuckboys reading this thought... up until now...
>THAT'S FUCKINBG BBBBAAAAASSSSSEEEDDD!!!! (I bet the guy posting is a BLACK MAN!! BASED!)

Nope... but you really should kill yourself if you did anything other than cringe after reading the first sentence I typed.

Praise Shrek

>>127498335
Cringed harder than ever before. Take a 12 month break from posting.

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>>127497341
>Implying I go outside

You must be new here...

>>127497341
You wouldn't. The way it should be.

>>127499219
For happening prep

>>127497341
Yell HEIL HITLER at the top of your lungs. It's what I do when I meet new people, it's very effective at driving away the normies.

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>>127497341
Complain about spanish street names