Brit/pol/ Polling Station edition

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>>127489017
P.S. I've already had my dinner

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Start going to church.

PIKEY
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W O R L D
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>>127489091
Chippy.

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mummy

>>127489017
Buy McDonalds, none of the food is halal which is why Muslims only seem to order fish.

t. work for McDonalds

>>127489144
fucking miles away, mate.

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WEW

Has Mrs Haggis sealed the deal for Mummy May?

>>127489116
no

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>"I had such a great time, anon, sitting here on the terrace of this swanky bar in the city, watching the sun go down. Just think: you only get a limited number of these days in your life and I'm glad I spent it with you. There are people out there who spent theirs just sitting at home....shitposting on 4chan or something. Think how sad that would be!"

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The British mindset is fundamentally that of a slave.

>>127489198
>>127489204

>>127489150
If there's a remotely flattering picture of May, post it

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>>127489116
no

>>127489217
she literally went on how she would rather work with May. What sort of stupid tweet is that?

>>127489204
Chinese? Nothing wrong with some sweet sour chicken

>>127489225
Oh, the irony.

>>127489298
When? I don't remember that

>>127489225
I'm drinking a nice Bordeaux outside and about to have a nice load of food and watch Yes Minister, I think we all know who the real winner is.

everyone talking about internment camps on leddit
wouldn't bribing them to go back to Pakistan be cheaper

Post personal ratings of Neils' leader debates and predictions.

/10
May - 2.5
Corbyn - 1
Sturgeon - 1.5
Nuttall - 0 (genuinely expecting a Bennett tier interview)

>>127489350
don't they cut up rats and cook them though?

>>127489446
Less satisfying perhaps though.

>>127489361
kek

>>127489487
Farron - 0.5

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>trigger warnings before shows on BBC 2 now

>>127489243
?? you gonna elaborate?

Who are you guys voting for?

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>>127489361

I was out on Friday night, lad. Quiet night in tonight.

Pic related: the missus on Friday night.

>>127489446
think a lot of em dual nationality, just deport em. I dont think internment would work. tag em all for sure, have microphones in the tags too.

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Charlotte Church got BTFO by comfort eating.

>>127489446
>bribing a libyan to go to pakistan

>>127489575
it's ERP, don't encourage it

Is there any seats in England/Wales that have a sizeable amount of SNP votes

>>127489578
I'm voting Tory.

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>>127488987

The claims that Salman Abedi was reported five times to the authorities and banned from his mosque, are all coming from "sources" at the Wahhabi mosque that he used to frequent.

Why is the media pushing claims from his local mosque as facts?

Wahhabism *is* extremist Islam so it's highly unlikely that they reported and banned him for extremism.

Also we need anons to research more about these claims and the mosque(s) he used to frequent. The media is burying something big when they're trying to portray fucking Wahhabis as moderates.

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>>127488987
>polling station edition

There are retards in this very thread that actually intend to unironically vote.

>>127489594
lets see some more pics, prove its legit.

>>127489487
Farron - 1

Not even joking I forgot about Farron.

>>127489594
I know you weren't because you were shitposting the same shite on Friday :^)

>>127489641
That's not the ass of an angel.

>>127489578
Respect

>>127489649
I'd vote for them if it meant Scotland fucked off.

>>127489649
They don't run

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At work the other day pretty much everyone said they don't trust Muslims. I'm the only Englishman in the office.

Is the tide turning?

>>127489643
or to Libya
I was mainly talkig about the "25,000 jihadi" figure the media are putting out

>>127489701
its the blacked girl lad cmon

>>127489688

also made a separate thread:

>>127488058

>>127489641
Welsh mutton dressed as american lamb

>>127489784
the wut?

>>127489649
>scottish national party
>running outside of scotland

no.

>>127489500
Dunno what kinda chinese you're going to

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>>127489701
Don't save it though

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>>127489578
>>127489651
>>127489733
>voting

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>>127489725

>>127489899
are you actually a cuck?

>>127489776
oh right

sorry, i was just being faseeshus

>>127489899
got one with a facial or something?

>>127489765
>only englishman in the office

>tides turning answered yer own question

>>127489225
>in a bar

Shit taste detected. Never trust anyone who voluntarily goes to bars despite everyone knowing how shit they are

>>127489487
He was low energy tonight, Sturgeon did surprisingly well considering. His Corbyn interview was a shambles for Labour

>>127489899
>elsa35.jpg
>35 (thirty five)

H-how many do you have? Let's see the folder.

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http://www.un.org/esa/population/publications/migration/migration.htm
Look at the report for UK...
They're going for scenario VI
>The overall population would reach 136 million in 2050, of which 80 million (59 per cent) would be post-1995 migrants or their descendants

>>127489578
Conservative but I live in a Lab safe seat so I'd have better luck throwing boiling water into the sea and trying to change it's temperature.

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Friendly reminder: pic related is a complete fabrication by some Tory shill. That post doesn't actually exist.
Proof:
https://www.reddit.com/r/LabourUK/search?q=help+spread&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all

I know my mum will shout at me for buying a takeaway reeee I'm not THAT hungry I just feel like I need to eat...

>>127489929
>being this edgy

>>127489898
Beef and black bean

>>127490123
jesus christ

how will we sustain that

Currently dating a girl lads and it takes about fifteen minutes of solid eating out to get her to orgasm, she seems to be impossible to get off without that or 25 minutes of solid jackhammering. It's taking the fun out of sex. What do?

>>127489578
Dunno yet, I usually go SNP in everything specifically to continue the Labour revamping, but don't think I'll bother this year. Maybe Tory?

>>127490172
It's a meme you dip

When is the vote?

>>127490201
Means she has a rode a MULTITUDE of cock before you

>>127490174
>responding to the most autistic of tripfags

Learn to use the filter my friend

>>127490201
Be grateful you are with one because some people never get that.

>>127490201
some girls are just like that im afraid. My first gf could cum real easy my second took fucking life time. Get a magic wand n just use that on her.

Still no kebab..

>>127490276
8th June

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>>127490021
>Shit taste detected. Never trust anyone who voluntarily goes to bars despite everyone knowing how shit they are

>British
>doesn't like the pub

You’re fucked in the head, lad. I mean, you can pretend it's bars that are the problem but you're just lying to yourself.

You will never know the glory of spending a summer night watching the sun go down from the terrace of a swanky city bar while in the company of a lovely lady,

>>127490276
8th june

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>>127490276
8th.

>>127490123
>136 million in 2050

please no

>>127489688
https://www.channel4.com/news/the-teenage-libyan-rebel-from-manchester

>>127490039
i went a thread without saying mummy but i was still mummyposting

so is it the word mummy that triggers you? do you want to shag your mum or something?

>>127490276
june 9th

>>127490201
Be a man and do whatever it takes to get her off, you limp wristed cum quaffer

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>>127490174
>he votes for grey parties on black and white issues

Topkek topcuck. Democracy actively prevents change and retards like you perpetuate that.

Mummy is so beautiful

>>127490294

I'm sure that's not the case if anything in my experience less experienced people take longer to get off.

>>127490201
Christ, tell her to fucking relax. If it takes that long to cum she must be legitimately trying not to.

>>127490201

The Cosmo answer is more foreplay, lad. Make sure her minge is sucking air before you go near it.

Why is the news shilling that disgusting faggot muslim who got blown up?

>h-he loved corrie!

>>127490361
aint enough houses for that , where will they all live?

>>127490201

Just fuck off.

I'm fed up of posts like this.

>>127489217
her interview was atrocious.
Atrocious,
>atrocious.

>>127490348
>bar = pub

Fuck off JF

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>>127489225
>>127489594
I genuinely worry for your mental health mate

>>127490361
Thank God I'll be dead by then before it all goes full caliphate

>>127489298

she didnt say that my forgetful chap.

>>127489217
I swear she does this on purpose. She was the single biggest reason for Labour's poor showing in 2015 (other than Miliband himself being awful)

>>127489361
fucking lol'd

>>127490369

Not the same guy.

19 in 2011 would mean 24-25 in 2017.

Salman Abedi was 22.

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Lads, we've all spent the night sitting in shitposting instead of on a terrace in the company of a lovely lady so post your britpol battlestations.

>>127489487
May - 0.5
Corbyn - 5
Sturgeon - 2

>>127490621
I must have dreamt it.

>>127489578
Tory.

>>127490749
>Corbyn - 5
How?

>>127490323

I know they're all different, but after six months I've normally got it down to a 't'.

>>127490672
Not the same guy but the same mosque

>>127490342
>>127490349
>>127490355
>>127490381
Thanks.

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>>127490729

>>127490729

I hate this.

>>127489578
not voting tbqh

>>127490777
>he votes

What a retard.

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>>127490314
>>127490491

>>127489578
Tory this election, UKIP next

>>127490172
cry more you communist runt

>>127490461
this tb h
she needs to be gaping before you even enter m8
>>127490491
t. angry virginal beta male

>>127490874
YKTD was truly a poet.

>>127490874
>ANAL

Why so many Daneposters?

>>127490876
>voting

Mong.

>>127490749
>Corbyn - -5
Fixed.

>>127490814
He was given a more difficult time than May and handled it as reasonably well as he could. May was much more flustered, stuttery and avoidant

>>127491049
t. Russel Brand

>>127491049
Added to filter

>>127491086
>He was given a more difficult time than May
They were both treated hard and both got fucked.

>>127491048
Reestablish the Danelaw

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>>127490874

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>>127490729

>>127491116
Has Russel endorsed Jezza yet?

>>127491049
But unreasonable dont you think?

>>127490874
absolutely sad.

if he paid me enough i would take him out and get him laid in one night easy

guys like this are picky faggots and think they deserve prime puss when they look like that guy from egg guy from r9k

you've gotta slowly progress lads, you're not gonna bag a 10/10 as your first gf or w.e

>>127490588
We'll all be fucking dead by then.

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>Sit down, anon, Vicky was just telling us about you. Is it true you're MGTOW? What does that really mean?

What do?

How many seats are we predicting for UKIP?

should I buy an oven pizza from the shop, lads? I have 5min to stay or go. FUCK.

I think I will, I think I will..

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R8

>>127491263
>guys like this are picky faggots
Yeah, no. You don't know what you are talking about.

>>127491273
We'll either be beheaded or on the run by then

>>127491323
0

>>127491263

ENOUGH

>>127491323
0

>>127491323
0

>>127491323
ZERO

They got one with almost four million votes last time. This time they will struggle to get a million.

>>127491290
>REEEEEEEEEEE ROASTIES GET OUT
>*throws piss bottle*

>>127489867
Lurk more, new friend.

>>127491358

I wonder how often guys like him get laid

>>127490874
Did he dick off or what?

>>127491290
Ah, I do like Vickyposting, I have to say. It's just so ridiculous.

>>127491290
Grab drink, cheekily sit in the middle of them and ignore their question

>>127491290
crawl over and lick their feet, unironically...

i'm good looking enough that one of them will probably still want to fuck me but i can't help having a footdom fetish

how do i stop having one? i've told girls before and they looked at me weird because they didn't expect it

>>127491290
>it means you should fuck off

>>127491086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k&t=1314s
Even if you think he did better than May there is no way that was even close to a 5. Watch the clip about government bonds.
>>127491233
I'm pretty sure that he endorsed him ages ago, when he first won the leadership contest. Glad he isn't put on all the news stations this time like he was in 2015. I can't stand him and his irrelevant shit points on revolutions and spirituality.

>>127491477
as you wish

>>127491478
They don't.

>>127491323
0.

I'd be surprised if they get 10% of the votes they got last time.

My expectations are THAT low.

>>127491290
53421

>>127491323
-1

>>127490828

That is what I'm saying. It's an extremist mosque.

It's 100% bullshit that Manchester Wahhabi Muslims reported him five times to the authorities and even banned him from coming to the Wahhabi mosque.

The media and social media are eating up the claims like in pic related.

>>127491522
Electrotherapy. Strap yourself into a car battery - either it cures you or it kills you, a win-win.

drunk guy here on jack.

please keep recomending me new whiskey, really appreciated the last replies!

>>127491584
They're on course to get about 4-5%

>>127491680
taqquia init

>>127491358
>Background is different pic of same room at same angle
Out of ten

>>127491763
Of the total?

>>127491562
The whole thing on bonds was Corbyn avoiding saying the word "borrowing". I know it looks awkward, but it was just a political exercise in avoiding a soundbite that'd be useful to the tories

>>127491584

What are they fighting for now? The UK is out of Europe is it just a "hard" brexit? Also will they put someone forward in all constituencies?

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>>127491290
You might just be my favourite poster
>>127491263
Reminder that he unironically pretended to have a girlfriend who he 'shagged in between making posts'

>>127491753

>drinking

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can joe be brit/pol/?

>>127491819
Overall

>>127491478

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joe is now brit/pol/

The absolute state of Brit/pol/

WILLY
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Put that in your trouser pocket

>>127491685
i can't help it, lad.
it's my weakness... shit makes me feel like a faggot for even watching it t b h

HOW DO I STOP THIS

>>127491873
Every UKIP interview since the vote had been them claiming they aren't a single issue party, then failing to prove they aren't a single issue party. They're dead.

>>127491562
He did better than May simply because he didn't flutter - he did outright lie a few times which isn't actually as important as coming across as confident in such an interview - but Sturgeon did worse than both of them.

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LET HIS THREAD DIE YOU FUCKING RETARDS BEFORE SOME STUPID YANK RUINS EVERYTHING

>>127491993

It's a bank holiday people are probably out meeting chicks.

>>127492050
Quit porn. Seriously.

>It was only nine days until the election
>I loved Theresa May so much, I had all the manifestos and speeches
>I pray to mummy every night before bed, thanking her for the life I've been given
>'May is love', I say, 'May is life'
>Diane Abbott hears me and calls me racist cisscum
>I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Britain
>I called her a cunt
>She checks my privilege and sends me to bed
>I'm crying now and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's Theresa May
>I am so happy
>She whispers in my ear "Only the Tories can provide Strong and Stable Leadership"
>She grabs me with her powerful kitten heels and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my marginal seats for May
>She penetrates me with social care reform
>It hurts so much but I do it for May
>I can feel my borders tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please mummy
>She shrieks a mighty shriek as she fills my butt with sensible economic policies
>Diane Abbott walks in
>She looks her straight in the eye and says 'Coalition of Chaos'
>She leave through my window
>May is love, May is life

>>127491873
>Also will they put someone forward in all constituencies?
No. They're only running in some 350 or so?

>>127492084
>he believes this

>>127491478
>he thinks about how often other men have sex

Bit gay.

>>127492068
Fair one, just wanted to hear what other people thought.

>>127492050
I was being serious, electrotherapy. Man up and get the jumper cables out.

>>127491881
>not :D

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>>127491813
>>127491914
>>127491988
Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up.

>>127491680
>Isha @7pm : The Place where the haterz (devils) don't want you to go ... Dem' little devils themselves ...Dem' Shayaaateeen. Stand Firm & Hold on Tight ... it's a rocky road yo !
They're on fb

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>>127491116
>he perpetuates a grey system on black and white issues

It's hilarious how retards justify voting. If you had even the basic awareness you'd realise that politicans are not selected, or do not excel on their ability to fix the country, but to garner the most votes. Real change only happens if extremes are met, but when you pander to an electorate as diverse and opinionated as the mess of the United Kingdom, you end up with broad centrist bollocks and empty buzzword laden policy that headline educated retards don't realise are impposbiltes (low taxes high spending for example) to cast the widest net possibly. They don't give a fuck about day of the rope fags or genocide whites fags because they are fringe. They only care about the broadest net possible because

And this is so fucking obvious that it shouldn't need stating

POLITICIANS IN A DEMOCRACY ARE NOT EMPLOYED TO FIX THE COUNTRY, THEY ARE EMPLOYED TO WIN VOTES.

Labour and Tories are competing for the same central demographic, the more tailored they become, the more voted they alienate. So they become slightly different shades of the same grey mush.

But you faggots still tribalise because some faggot gobs off about reduce immigration to 0 but you fail to realise that they're only talking about net ant still support 1 for 1 replacement of ethnic British nationals because the buzzwords got you hard.

>>127490729

> current year
> CRT TV

explain yourself

>>127492100
It's just quite simply not possible or at all likely for this to happen.

>>127492213
It won't work
I just want to stop having this weakness lad. It's a turn off for women as well, they probably hate it

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>>127491481
Vaguely

>>127492084
the only things people do on a bank holiday in this country is watch carry-on or james bond fims

Damned United on BBC2. Love me some Charlie Sheen

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Would you guys be willing to take in the 4.5 million white South Africans if it was only your country alone that was allowed to do so?

>>127489116
I would, there's a really nice sandstone gothic-style church near me, but I'm rather put off by the modern take the COE is going.

Is the COE against suicide? Because they sure are committing it.

Who thinks Corbyn will try and water Brexit down and still allow the free movement of people?

>>127492408
It will work. Every time you feel the urge to look at feet, give yourself a little jolt. Eventually your body and mind will associate the craving with pain and stop.

I mean, it doesn't have to be a car battery, you would probably be better off with a small taser or stungun.

But yeah, women don't like that shit, stop it.

>>127492255

>drinking the aqueous blue pill

>>127492557
yup

>http://pamelageller.com/2017/05/manchester-jihadi-reported-teacher-islamophobia.html/
Why are you guys such Islamophobes?
They can`t even plan to bomb themselves and get their feefees hurt by bad wording.
SHAME ON YOU.

>>127492533
depends on their ancestry and if they've ever shagged a black

>>127492557
The man has been against the EU for his entire political life.

>>127492533
Errr... That's an interesting question, I'm going to say maybe.

I'd rather send troops to quell the niggers to be honest.

>>127492316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX0zS6BZiQg

>>127489116

I went a few years ago and it was just old people treating it as a social club.

>>127492533

yes aslong as you're not rambunctious and don't bring any spiders with you

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>>127492533
Happily, as long as a similar amount of non-whites were forced to emigrate in their place

>>127491578
For future reference, It's the despicable porn star Elsa Jean of blacked.com fame. She is a well known meme.

>>127492730
As well as being for open borders...

>>127492730
>campaigned for remain

>>127492730

He's for international gommunism, though.

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>>127492439

>>127492812
I mean emigrate from here to replace them... christ that almost sounded like I wanted 4.5 million monkeys coming in

>>127492909
yes, it did.

>>127492783
And cringeworthy LARPing male virgins

>>127492854
Sabotaged is more accurate than campaigned. He did all he could to fuck stronger in.

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BREAKING
>Car mounts pavement and mows down people in Marbella

What do we reckon? Religion of peace or drunk bloke?

>>127492854
With gritted teeth and with his heart not in it - unlike May.

>>127490874
Didn't he pretend he found a girlfriend and never came back here.

In all seriousness most of us on here know exactly what he's talking about

>>127492614
I might try it with an elastic band or something.
I don't even necessarily care if they like it or not, only that they do it if I tell them to... It's a truly selfish fetish t b h since they get nothing from it, but my dick is rock hard.

Like I said, previous gfs etc have found it weird but still tried it because I told them to... It's just a fucked up thing lad, makes me hate myself a little bit for giving in to lust or passion or whatever the fuck you'd call it.

At the same time I like being dominant but occasionally flip it but i always feel somehow guilty afterward, like i'm disappointing myself

Fetishes are weird m8

Christ the news is so fucking boring right now
>muh #manchestersolidaritymarathon
>muh airplanes

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>>127492949

>>127493020
What? They both did the same thing, which was basically not campaign for it other than saying they favoured in. In May and Corybn's cases they also both criticised the EU while campaigning to remain.

>>127493012
Source

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3670914/marbella-car-crash-ocean-club-puerto-banus-hit-and-run-tourists/

>>127492533
Yes. You are British, former denizens of the empire and a legacy we left upon this planet that have unfortunately been targeted by international kikery. You have a place here, even those of Boer origin.

>>127493020
Gritted teeth and heart not in it actually sounds exactly like what May did.

>>127493130
>someone has lost £10,000

Fixed

>>127493012
>>127493179

Spaniards are saying drunkard.

>>127493130
i believe this makes it more likely

>>127493130

>That top right story

That sort of stuff makes my blood boil

>>127493209
Deserves it

>>127493130
Fucking hell, that poor woman in the top right.

who /drunk/ here

>>127493080
I really do suggest electricity, but if you're gonna pussyfoot and aren't serious about kicking it then yeah, try elastic bands.

We've all got fucked up fetishes we're not proud of, but there is only one way to shed yourself of them, and it's not fun.

Unless your fetish is actually pain, in which case there's nothing that can be done.

>>127492533
Would have to screen out the mixed mud bloods. But yes I would welcome all whites with open arms. We would have to deport an equal amount of niggers and spic as part of the deal tho

>>127492996
I unironically think that it was due to his incompetence rather then him playing 4D chess.
>>127493020
She was towing the party line. That was exactly how May campaigned.

>>127492533
you can come but you have to distribute yourselfs and not take over areas like poles did cuasing brexit

>>127489688
>>127490369
>>127490828
>>127491680
>>127492349

Sunday Night Red Pills

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>>127488987
Hi all

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>>127493344
Not me, oddly enough.

>>127493422
Fuck off.

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>>127493422

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>>127493422

>>127493344
Nope. That was last night. I drank 4 bottles of 14% red wine. I don't feel well now.

>>127493422
Fuck off.

>>127493422

Where is the heat pat girl

>>127493130
I understood the mongs who lost like £5000 on clinton a bit, everything thought she had it done months before. But this?

>>127492783
>people treating it as a social club.
that's the point

>>127493504
Chapati boy

There the Norks firing some shit again.

>>127493530
Red wine makes my shit a weird dark green colour.

Which is a shame because I bloody love it.

>>127493530
4? How. One + a few pints + some shots makes me feel dead the next day

>>127493502
>>127493504
>>127493528
>>127493547
>>127493553
Friendly reminder Britain is an Islamic state and karen will always be Irish

>>127493504
varadkar is the meme candidate and will win because of that

prepare for a lot of cancerous media stunts by the new taoiseach, just like his fellow meme leaders Trudeau, Macron and Obama

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Britain 1945. The end of the destructive Second World War and a General Election that Winston Churchill's Conservative Party was expected to stroll through with ease according to the polls and right-wing press. Instead Clement Attlee's Labour Party wins by a landslide - against all the odds - in large part due to the votes of servicemen. Why? Because they knew it was their "blood, toil, tears and sweat" that won the war and not some fat old upper-class, establishment, Conservative drunk. That 1945 electorate was the most intelligent Britain has ever had! Attlee's Labour government created the National Health Service in 1948 and it's still going...even later Conservative governments didn't dare abolish it!

WE CAN DO IT AGAIN!

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It's coming, lads. You can't stop it now.

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So the German "far-right" party AfD has pretty much gotten rid of its NatSoc wing and the only thing that remain are neolib shills and the leader who's a literal lesbian banker

JUST

Corbyn had refused to bomb ISIS if they keep attacking us, he has a turn the other cheek, forgive and forget attitude.

>>127493619
Not sure it really matters m8, why would anyone be looking at your shits?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

>>127489116
I like the concept of church and the good it does but I cant believe the stories
Make me believe them pol

>>127493504
>doesn't win
>media goes mad at Irish racism for not electing him
heh

>>127493012
>Tattoo of a dog on her leg

Wouldnt be getting my bone that's for sure, what a turn off

>>127493706
Friendly reminder that you're going to be ruled by a gay Indian

>>127493787
It matters because it always gives me a dodgy stomach the next day.

>>127493763
what does this munchy box consist of?

>>127493583

Old people treat everything as the social club.

Especially the supermarket and the doctors.

>>127493387
It was 100% deliberate. His office were delaying every pro remain press statement just long enough for them to be too late for the press to use. It happened the whole campaign. Many of his closest advisors are very anti eu and they are the only people he listens to.

>>127493619
My shit has been pure black all day.

>>127493654
I'm a champion with many years of hard training and competition behind me. I am also an idiot.

>>127493764
do they at least still stand for closing the borders and deporting?

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>>127493907
Ah well you didn't mention that bit...

>>127493504
What the fuck is happening with Ireland?
I've seen now that in some places they have black-majority schools and now some shitskin is about to become a party leader

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>>127493780
>Anyone who clings to the historically untrue and thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler could referee and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.

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>>127493909

>chicken pakora
>vegetable pakora
>mushroom pakora
>chips
>doner meat
>salad
>kebab sauce

>>127493780
>he thinks it's ISIS bombing us and not 2nd and 3rd generating generaic Islamic immigrants that ISIS just claim responsiblty for

>>127493999
All their leftist-Republicanism overwhelmed them.

>>127493530
jack here. >>127493530
70cl bottle all to myself

feels ok!

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>>127493763
dog bless

>>127493012
Interesting story about Jodie Marsh I heard from a mate who was in her class - back when she was in sixth form, she used to get Polaroids taken of her in poses, while billy-bollocks naked, to share around the blokes in the school.
They were taken by her own brother.

>>127493286
>>127493341

They got 4 years combined

>>127493940
What the fuck have you been eating or drinking?

>>127493926
>leader of the opposition
>dont have the balls/influence to back leave
what a useless tard

>>127493940
I got bored the other week and necked a bottle of hipstery beetroot juice, had bright pink piss for a whole day after

>>127494056
for a tenner, where do you live?!

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>>127493586
My sides

>>127494097
Says 37 in the image, but 4 is more like the 'justice' system.

>>127493945
they never did
NPD were the True Nationalists™
Afd were always the civic party just used to be more socialist as they base is in the former east Germany where their opposition is the commie party

>>127494056

That looks fucking disgusting. You should be ashamed.

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>>127493763
I thought the munchy box thing was a piss-take... incredibly disturbed that you actually personally eat that bollocks

>>127494097
Typical court system, letting blacks off easy.

>>127492533
Only if I can get a gf like pic related out of it

>>127494099
I drank 4 bottles of red wine last night. It turns your shit black for a day or two afterwards.

>>127494056
literally funding terror
£10 is a steak and a potato. and you'd actually feel like you ate good food

>>127492533
south africans i've met have mostly been really terse and grumpy. go to scotland.

>>127494455
Oh right yeah sorry not following the thread properly.

I find the effect is even more pronounced with port. Oh the tar I leave in the bowl on Christmas/boxing Day

>>127493130
>someone has took a picture of a betting slip and posted it online pretending it's a legit bet

Fixed

Really wish just eat delivered my kebab

>>127494139
Either you live in London or in some all white paradise where kebab shops are rare cos that's not particularly cheap.

>>127494455
>Lack of vitamin B

Other drugs like MDMA do this too.

>>127493763
>£2 delivery fee
>chilli sauce not included
lol

>>127493763
>supporting pakis financially
>eating dog meat
>eating takeaway food

don't post here again

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>>127492838
>will vote tory, neo-liberal Mussie May rather than working-class self interest

>>127492533
why is the saffa teacher I had extremely liberal even though she left.
She had a massive display about mandela on her wall

>>127493763
you do know that muslims chop little girls up and serve it in their kebabs? they also spit in the food if the order is going to a person with a non-muslim name.

>>127494721
Since when was open borders in the interests of the working class of the UK?

>>127494624
plenty o pakis round here. Surrey tho, expensive init.

>>127494669


Sauce is included. That's an extra tub.

>>127493763

Enjoy your squits and botulism lad

>>127494721
>destroying the economy is in the interest of the working class.
fuck off commie.

>>127494721
so this is the line now lol, "vote for based labour they will stand up to the muslims"

try harder m8 this is pathetic

>>127494455
4?!?