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The Babushka

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Introducing the Babushka

>Petit in stature
>Looks deceptively innocent
>Hardened WW2/Communist survivor
>Spends at least 4 hours a day cooking advanced Polish cuisine to ensure proper nutrition for her family
>Sole purpose is to monitor the family and ensure her offspring are happy, healthy and full of krokiety
>Openly advocates for kebab removal
>Literally believes niggers are apes
>Wears stylish headscarves in various colours
>Becomes enraged when any non-white is detected
>Goes to church at least twice a day
>Calls grandchildren daily asking when they're going to make more white babies
>Can shoot automatic weapons and engage in warfare
>Votes extreme right every time
>Quiet, but knows civilization can collapse at any time and is always ready

The Babushka: the secret tactical warrior defending the Slavic race

>What secret weapon does your country have?
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>>127484625
my right wing babushka passed away m8s
Don't get me wrong i love the other one but she's just a western style grandma
feels bad
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>>127484625
Where can I purchase my very own Babushka? Looks low maintenance and dedicated as fuck.
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>>127484625
this is pretty much my babushka except she has ALS.
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>the moment you realize all other posters are Babushkas
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>>127485333
checked
and hug your babushka anon
they don't last forever
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>>127485288
Marry a conservative Polish girl, they all turn into Babushkas. It is their final form
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>Need a license to conceal carry my babushka
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>>127484625
>What secret weapon does your country have?
Werewolfs and spells turning enemy into literal retard who starts to shoot into his feet.
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>>127485539
Masz cholerstwo dobrze
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Much respect.

http://archive.is/Cdr8K (Lyudmila Pavlichenko)

309 confirmed kills...36 enemy snipers.

Well done, Madame.
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why is that nordiks lost BOTH world wars AND are currently the most cucked people on the planet
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Can I get a babushka chambered in .45? I don't like your strange euro measurements
Can I get one with a pic rail or do they come with wooden furniture only?
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>>127484625
You forgot the last part, Insists on walking several miles a day for groceries
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>>127486015
I see that you have been afflicted by this curse already Estonanon. RIP
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>>127486617
t. realizing walking time is factored into advanced polish cuisine preparation time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9iusmjMbgg

We have weaponized anti tank anti airoplane Nonica.

Captured a serbian tank crew, captured a serbian paratrooper bailing from i think a plane.

Didn't move from her home near the front line the whole war.

Cooked for our guys, and held Serb guys safe and sound till they got to be evacuated.
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>>127486620
It is not curse, it is blessing for us.
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>>127487019
Based babushka

Shame the war happened, bigger shame Hillary/NATO stopped kebab removal
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>>127487019

Jeebuz. Clone her and send them to West Europe asap. They're in dire need of help because the men sure as shit ain't helping out.
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>>127485068
My bubushka pass on at age 98 :(
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>>127484625
We have rural right wing retards that everyone likes to shit on. However, when all the liberal cities turn their guns into dildos and shit ever hits the fan we have lots of good ol' boys that know how to go innawoods, hunt, and shoot guns bigly.
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>>127484625

>rules the kitchen with an iron, but fair fist.
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>>127485068
Me too my Babushka has been gone for almost 10 years now feels bad man.
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>>127484625
>petite
And if she had good nutrition she wouldn't be some wrinkled babushka now would she?
Stopped reading there
I always call russian girls babushkas because most reach that look quickly past 30 if lucky
Someone post that picture of big woman carrying bundle of sticks on back while man strolls with cigarette, just how it should be
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Babushka is still around for me. Used to kill snakes with her in my backyard as a kid. Good times
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My grandma was no babushka but she was based af.

>cooked three wholesome meals a day
>used to drive the farm truck to the mills
>participated in EVERY church potluck
>unironically hated being around anyone non-white
>was married to my grandpa for 75 years until passing away at 93
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>advanced Polish cuisine
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>>127488400
>insulting a babushka

you have committed a cardinal sin
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>>127484625
My babushka is exactly like that, minus the MP5. Feelsgoodman.
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>>127486015
where to get books on your estonian pagan rituals. As well as lithuanian and latvian ones, you guys are so cool. my family is polish but I dont know anything.
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Introducing the Bogan

>At a glance may seem to just be an unintelligent welfare goon living in the outer suburbs of major australian cities
>Actually a hardened, leb fighting warrior who's body was custom built for the task
>Naturally aggressive, ready for any encounter with a non-white
>Has upwards of 4 kids despite not being able to provide for them
>Openly practises kebab removal
>Sole purpose in to ensure the existence of mad cunts and a future for mad cunt's kids
>Can't shoot for shit (no-one in this nation has touched a gun since 1996) but will rinse you with anything that has a club, blunt edge or blade. Also proficient with boomerang usage
>Wields the most advanced weapon ever fielded by any Australian: A glass
>Whilst many see it as a simple device for drinking, the bogan sees it as that and more and frequently uses it to turn the back of a Leb's skull into mush
>Always votes for fewer foreign cunts
>Noisy, but ready to glass any non-white he sees

The Bogan: The secret weapon of the White Australia Policy
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>>127490405
topkek

what the fuck is a Leb? Lebanese?
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>>127484625

a lot of them speak another language fluently, but rarely do. fucking kgb training
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>>127490405
kek
Reminds me of this mad cunt
https://youtu.be/9QCgqQdmr0M
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>>127491377
i've always wondered this. my uncle says my babushka was a spy but she plays innocent. she studied prawa i administracja (law?) and she was a bookkeeper who travelled to nearly 100 countries over the years. she was high up and apparently worked with top gov officials

spoke fluent russian but never spoke it around me
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>>127484625
>tfw both grandmas are dead
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