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What would be the best execution method? The current one is expensive and tends to fail. My suggestion would be a guillotine. It's over quickly and the only cost is maintenence and cleanup.
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>>127465220
Rope. Tie in a knot. Beat the person to death with the knot.
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>>127465220
Depends on what do you want. You want it cheap, humane, spectacular or particularly nasty? My best pics would be crucifiction (christians ruined it, it's so good that it was discovered at least twice) hanging on a short chain and the chinese special: operating table during organ harvesting.
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>>127465220
No. We had the best execution method. Clean. Humane. Easy, cheap and reliable.

guillotine is messy and actually leaves the brain intact...
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A bullet to the head is not guaranteed to kill.
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>>127465762
It's also boring as fuck. Guy just slumps down into his grave as you grab the nex one. It's an execution done by glorified back alley thugs, not by order of law. It doesn't give the people any sense of retribution like a hanging corpse does.
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Grenade in mouth.
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>>127465220
just bury them alive, no clean up no mess.
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>>127465337
This. Nothing beats rope. Keeps the body intact and is the least expensive (no blood to clean up or bullet to waste)
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>>127466389
You need to guard a grave for a little while or someone could dig them up while they are still alive. Even if they are dead, lack of body would be upsetting if we are dealing with someone dangerous.
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>>127466627
Are we talking long or short rope?
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>>127465220
Have the condemned dig a hole, put a bullet in his head, shove him into the hole and push some dirt over it.

Takes a couple hours at most and there's very little to clean up.
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Pit death row niggers against each other in gladiatorial fights to the death.

We might as well profit from their deaths.
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>>127465220
6 hours of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsgMbxyDmCY
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>>127466389
That is the preferred Soviet method.

Mostly because dead bodies are heavy.
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>>127466863
What if he refuses? You'll end up looking like an idiot in front of all watching.
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Drowning, nice and cheap
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Just a knife to the neck is quick and humane
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Guillotine is a revolutionary (leftist) tool.
Rope is part of our tradition.
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>>127465479
You're a sick man Anton, but dammit you know how to be efficient.
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>>127466933
I wrote a paper on that in my gov class.
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>>127465220
Agreed. I've always held the opinion that if I had to be executed I'd choose the guillotine. Quick, clean and you get to find out how long a head lives after being separated from the body.
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Guillotine is indeed the best option, perhaps the only useful thing we frogs ever invented
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I say suffocation. Take left over plastic bags and just put them over every brown persons head till they stop breathing and boom perfect world
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>>127467027
Then shoot him and push some dirt over him. I don't care.
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Better question; what's the best execution method to dissuade future criminals?

Crucifixion? Burning? Crow cage?
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>>127465220
for you or for the viewers?
UUUU:
>helium pumped in chamber where you sleep
for viewers:
>An car show-type extravaganza with you sitting on electric chair that's supposed to go off when a certain monster truck performs a stunt but it "fails" so Steve Stone Cold Austin has to run a gauntlet of other wrestlers trying to stop him and strap some C4 on you before detonating it to the sound of Star Spangled Banner right when the lyrics come to the "bombs bursting in the air"
It's how I'd wanna go too, but no state allows for this
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https://youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8
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>>127467888
Buried alive with live broadcast.
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>>127467888
execution of their family
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>>127467540
Firing squad is the honorable way to go. You die on your feet. Blood loss is rapid enough even if it is all gut shots.
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ISIS comes up with the greatest excecutions
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>>127465220
Flaying. Extra points for a complete skin that can be nailed to the wall.
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>>127467888
Burning at the stake has to be the worst way to go...modern burning with gasoline ends faster... Back in the day it could take a while
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>>127465220
Bullet to the back of the head in plastic bag, saves maintenance and cleaning
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>>127468286
Too over-produced, feels fake.
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Don't mind me
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>>127465220
Best execution is public execution for all to see.
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>>127468158
Are you doing YOUR part?
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throw them to the sharks.
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>>127465220

Television. The soul dies, but the body does what its told to. It's called programming for a reason. Also smart phones. They are turning people into zombies too.
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>>127465220
Mexico knows best: http://theync.com/strong-video-where-the-zetas-cut-off-his-live-leg-behead-and-quarter-cut-a-hitman-from-the-northeastern-cartel.htm
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>>127468286
http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/burnkids.asp
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>>127468286
wtf is this
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>>127465220
Throwing people on the volcano. Let the nature do its natural course for you
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>>127467888
Witnessed.

The Boats.

>The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey, and more honey would be poured on the victim to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, face, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. The victim would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The individual would lie naked, covered from head to toe in milk, honey, and his own feces. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation, and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
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>>127465220
Nitrogen asphyxiation is the best method.

It's 100% effective, creates no mess, and our lungs do not recognize nitrogen as a dangerous gas, so the victim does not experience the feeling of suffocation like you do with carbon dioxide. Plus, even if the gas chamber leaks, nitrogen is harmless when diffused.
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>guillotine best kill
*clap.mp3*
>arab beheading for rapes
*weaponized autistic screeching*
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>>127465220
gas chambers
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>>127467888
Probably somenthing like Iron Maiden and the Brass bull.

Buried neck height into sand, right by an ant hole, having honey poured in your head is also a good one.
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Gas
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Public hanging, short rope. Should be employed gratuitously.
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>>127465220
Firing squad. Quick, humane, cheap. If you want it to be messy then hanging, drawing and quartering is probably the best.
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>>127465220
blowjobs by hot chicks
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>>127469655
You'd have to keep the creature alive and pay for the electricity bill. Worth it, though.
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>>127470033
another day in marseilles
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>>127470525
meh, a plastic bag on someone's head and duct tape it(now quite sure if it works? but then something more airtight), cheapest way, and if they suffer a little fuck them, unless your plan is to execute people for fart rape and nonsense like that
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>>127470412
Metal af.
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>>127465479
This, study how we kill our domesticated food (barring any cult rituals). Simple competition to be most efficient means that civilized slaughterhouses already know the best methods.
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>>127465220

You need an Executioner, a hangman so to speak. A Hardened killer who you make sure you keep on a leash so he doesn't start hunting little kids in his spare time. You pay him alot for this job (100K at least).

The power of darkness is strong with this man, he has no problem destroying life, though he does it robotically.

You try to hook this guy up with goth chicks since he has the blood of many hands on him, that way he has a hottie to bang who doesnt have a problem with the souls of the dead hanging around.


>>127466159

if its strong enough and aimed at the right spot it is

and a 3 round burst to the head certainly is

How about 2 shots from a 12 Gauge?
> too bad we dont have shotguns that can fire Both barrels at once anymore
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Hanging. Guillotine seems too messy.
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>>127468286
Anyone got a video to this?
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>>127465220
Except with a pile driver for the head. Severed heads are alive for a while, can move eyes, etc. I'm sure it fades fast, but it's a thing.
> tfw never knowing what it's like to be a severed head
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>>127471243
Bullets cost money
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>>127465220
Actually, yes. I agree with you, OP. I've thought about it a lot and chemicals have chances of putting someone in huge amounts of pain without killing them. Same with electrocution. Beheading always has been simple, cheap, and effective. Relatively painless, as there is not much time for the brain to register the pain before setting into shutdown mode.
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>>127469314
hmm capitain infact sharks dont eat humans and rarely attack
in most case it's because they've mistaken surfers for seals
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>>127471243
>>127471291

Hanging requires some complicated math to make sure it works. Otherwise it either asphyxiates the person, or severs their head. Its only supposed to break the neck.

And Messy? Thats why you do it in some room that can be easily washed and pressure scrubbed down.

Death by execution should be messy and visceral to give satisfaction to those who were harmed by the condemned.

>>127471354
Dude your vision would be blue as hell. When I was a kid I stuck myself in the knuckle with a knife and blood just spurted out, and I stumbled into the next room and my vision was getting all blue and fuzzy.

No blood going to the head, and blood draining out, and you'd pretty much be K/O within seconds.

>>127471420

And lethal injection drugs dont?
Puhleeez

Shotgun shells are pretty cheap.
> 000 Buckshot, so it scatters inside the skull
> multiple wound paths, hydrostatic shock, explosive cavitation
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I still don't understand how the electric chair became a thing and stayed one

It's horrible enough it doesn't qualify as a humane execution method by any standard, but on the other hand it's also not to outwards horrible as to dissuade criminals
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>>127471291
saddam was hanged and it literally decapitated him ...
nothing messy with a guillotine the head simply fall in the basket
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>>127470759
Riding the Holo-Coaster.
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>>127465479
>Requires canisters to be replaced
>Guillotine is a single blade or rope replacement, which is much, much easier and cheaper
>Thinking a frontal lobe injury is an instant kill
>Not wanting to deny the brain blood and oxygen and set the body into shock immediately
It's like you want them to survive and be a vegetable.
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Loss of oxygen in air is the most human, sawing for lulz
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>>127471909
you know just as well as me that if there were a modern version of the guillotine the blade would be replaced with every execution to ensure maximum sharpness
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>>127471798

Its actually pretty humane but only if its done Right. Its horrifying to watch, though.

Still thats a Tech method of execution. Thats like shooting someone with a laser.

Execution should be low tech and crude.
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>>127465220

This.
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>>127471352
why would you like to watch kids burn?
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>>127466252
too messy
>>127466389
too... damn... not messy at all. Let's call it too much nightmare fuel.
>>127466627
Short drop and a sudden stop. There is a science to it. But done right, yeah. Then it's both fairly humane and with little to no mess.
>>127466854
Neither. Short rope and they choke slowly. Long rope and the head comes of (messy-messy-messy). Medium rope adjusted for individual weight.
>>127466995
Don't be lazy burger, the exercise will do you good. And you have oooh so many "people" who are prime candidates for the rope.
>>127467173
Are you sure you got the right flag. Sound like Finnland to me.
>>127470040
our volcanic clay declared their independence from us after ww2. So we no longer have that option
>>127467888
hmmm as deterrent rather than simple efficiency the blood eagle used to be the thing around here
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>>127472049

It'd be some kinda tungsten carbide laser sharpened thing.

> like mono-molecular sharpness pretty much
> probably with micro-serrations like some scissors have now
> itll probably cut through the spine without getting dull, straight through bone

That is one thing that technology does help with.
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>>127472066
sure if it's done right but there's just so much things that can go wrong with an electric chair
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>>127466947
So touching and powerful.
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>>127472049
Humans are lazy. There's no way they'd replace every single blade. Do they replace the wires on the electric chair, after every execution, to ensure a proper current? Fuck no. Fry the mother fucker. That's all they care about. They don't care if he's in pain or survives. They'll throw the switch again or keep it on for longer. They'll try again tomorrow, if they have to.

I bet you replace your blades after shaving every single time too, wasteful cunt.
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>>127465220
Dutch companies already have very good chemicals for euthanasia.
Very reliable and painless.

America used them for executions, but this is not allowed so there is an export ban and now they are back to the electric chair I think.
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>>127472394
a guillotine blade would be fairly easy to replace though
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>>127472496
we have a similar export ban
at the same time FN happily keeps sending weapons to the Saudi's

you know, to keep things at maximum hypocrisy
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I find the free helicopter ride to be the most humane form of execution.
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>>127472537
So is a razor blade for your shave. You don't do it though. How often would the blade actually need to be replaced, is what we should be arguing. There's a zero chance of it being replaced every single time. Especially since there's only two reasons why the blade would ever be replaced.

1) Too dull to cut through easily
2) Remove risk of transmitting diseases???
Well, if they're going to die, there's zero chance of them caring about transmitting diseases to a dead man. So (2) is pointless. (1) is more practical but you could always just sharpen the blade, rather than replacing it entirely.
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How about no barbaric and degenerate practices and try to evolve our ways to help (((anyone)))?
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>>127472858
This.
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>>127472988
This would only make modern liberals giggle in delight. Not effective.
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>>127472868
you've got like what, 20 executions a year these days?
That's low enough numbers there'd be a new blade per execution guaranteed.

Heck the blades would probably have to be destroyed after every use just to avoid them becoming collectors items. You can bet your arse that the blade that killed [insert famous serial killer] would sell for close to a million at the very least
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>>127471243
>A Hardened killer who you make sure you keep on a leash so he doesn't start hunting little kids in his spare time.
Actually most famous soviet executioners who literally killed tens of thousands used to be quiet family men whose wive and children thought them to be some sort of lower gov official who does paperwork.
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The Blood Eagle:
The blood eagle is a ritualized method of execution, detailed in late skaldic poetry. According to the two instances mentioned in the Sagas, the victim (always a member of a royal family) was placed prone, the ribs severed from the vertebral column with a sharp implement and the lungs pulled through the opening to create a pair of “wings”
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>>127467412
Same
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>>127472858
Vlad did nothing wrong.
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‘..And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years..’

– Revelations 20:4
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>>127473211
This

I think having a job where you regularly come into contact with death gives you a new and solemn perspective on life
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>>127465220
The Industrial shredder is the best execution method. Just throw people in a tall one. It is fast and cheap, the machine can be bought in large quantities, and they are already used to dispose of cow carcasses, so humans would be no problem. It also solves the issue of disposing of the body; just put a truck just below the shredder, then the bodies can be directly dumped in a landfill or used as fertiliser.
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>>127465220
Firing squads. At least 4 men shoot someone who is standing. It is quick and the most "honorful" execution you could think off.
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>>127473277
Fuck off with your hinga dinga durgen bullshit.
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>>127473277
Fake
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>>127474007
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wenseslao_Moguel
>9 shoots to the body
>1 point blank shot to the head
>lives
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Sometimes when I think about dying I wonder how the last milliseconds play out. Of course this is coming from someone who believes in afterlife. I mean they say DMT is released during death right? So do you do some last second tripping and how long would that appear to last from the angle of the executed? Basically I wonder if the death experience changes based on state of brain, like intact brain vs splattered brain. I'm not suicidal but thinking I might deny myself last second experience if I splatter my brain with a shotgun is enough to make me want to use a rope or something
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>>127474624
>American ww1 weapons
>Expecting Americans to shoot in a relaible way
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Firing Squad is the only solution for CIA niggers, jew controlled politicians and other Sayanim.

Dual citizens should be named as foreign combatants and put into POW camps. Non-Israeli American jews into nice comfortable camps until we finish invading Israel. Jewish monopolies broken up and/or nationalized. 911 ACKNOWLEDGED, MOSSAD AND CIA THOROUGHLY DESTROYED.
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Garrote vil

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garrote
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Tie them to eachother. Wrap them in plastic and a tire. Cover in gasoline and light. Then throw cindeblocks at their heads until dead. African style.
Each kike in media and traitorous government deserves this.
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>>127476225
Traitors deserve the rope.
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nice and simple
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What do you think is the most cruel exeuction method that actually existed outside of fiction? Impalement would be up there I think.
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>>127465220
the rope it doesnt reqiure any munitions and is dirt cheap and isnt gory the only problem is that its a very grizzly and painfull death.

otherwise a good alternative is beheading like the guilotine its cheap can be reused and is a quik death for the criminal.
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>>127477132
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull
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>>127473876
>The Industrial shredder is the best execution method

Uday and Qusay Hussein, sons of Saddam Hussein, used this method.
They put their victims feet-first into the plastic shredders though to max out the pain.

Fun guys, fun times.
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>>127472172
oh vey, kiddo. proof of truth.
five years of liveleak and you wouldn't ask such pussificated questions. escalators eat peoples, spinning machines eat workers, dogs are boiled and eaten by Chinese and Brazilians are kicked to death with flipflops. The cartels, the Isis collection and so on. Why do you wan't to close your eyes? You get a sense for instant karma ...
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0f2_1495779745
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster
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>>127472172

Yes, that's why we're fucking asking for it you dipshit.
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>>127465220
I'd rather be hung than anything else. Second is probably throat slashed. Beheading seems like a really natural way to die. So do chemicals.
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>>127477132
Scaphism
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>>127471800
Proof?
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>>127473712
>>127473211

Wasnt there a shoemaker who found purpose on life being a hangman?
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>>127471798
I think it had to do with discrediting AC electricity.
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>>127473876
Combine disccrushers with a pigfarm and we got a recycling concept for masses ... just put some salt on it and the pigs love the crush.
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>>127465479
This
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Fun fact: decapitated heads can still see abd hear things up to 10 seconds after decapitation so while it would be kinda weird or neat to have just your head rolling around before you died I would have them sedated with chloroform or something then decapitated
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>>127465220
Firing squad, five rifles with one blank chambered. Quick, cheap, doubles as marksmanship training and allows for organ donation. Guillotine isn't bad, but it seems like and expensive mechanism to build and maintain. Better for public spectacle for sure, though. From a punitive standpoint, probably the electric chair. That has to be pure agony even if it is quick.
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>>127478274
you got any proof for that claim?
>>127478363
the thing is the mental health of the executioners if your job is exicuting people youre bound to go into the deep end or become a sadist.
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>>127465220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKmKLZOAT38
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>>127478812
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>>127465220
I say hanging. It's how we started in the US, and it doesn't make a mess.
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>>127478812
holy hell
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>>127478576
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/12/its-possible-to-briefly-remain-conscious-after-being-beheaded/
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>>127465220
Firing squad
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>>127465220
I have thought about it and we need to bring back the guillotine but upgraded while keeping the spectacle of it. Guillotine is done, it's too old fashion and instead we must execute our politicians with hydraulic puncturing machines.
We would lay them a hollow table and puncture a hole right down they chest in a "CLACK" and collect their heart instead of their head.
Mechanic, symbolic, nostalgic.
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>>127465220
Automated firing squad.

Cheap, quick, painless, and no kvetching from executioners.
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We need a method which keeps as many organs and useful pieces intact. When you die your body should revert back to the state, where we can divvy it up and use it to help other citizens.

so maybe like a drowning type thing? suffocation ?
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>>127471420
Why do people care about cost when it takes millions to incarcerate and go through litigation?

Unless you're china where they execute in two weeks.
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>>127480250
>>revert

Implying it was loaned by the state in first place
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Death by Saturn V

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKtVpvzUF1Y
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>>127479635
thanks for the citation.
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>>127472868
Dude it's not hard to replace a $40 piece of steel. Just toss it after each execution. The cost of an execution is what, thousands?
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How about we just not execute anyone?
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Electing Andrew sheer as the head of the conservative party
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>>127481663
what about murderers, adherents of sharia law, rapists etc
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>>127481144
No problem its one of those truth is stranger then fiction type of things
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>>127478576
That is why they load a rifle with a blank. So none of the riflemen in the firing squad know for sure if they actually killed the guy. Also, I know quite a few cops. They relish the chance to blast one of Obama's sons. Might just be a southern thing, though.
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>>127466627
>no blood to clean up

True, but hanged people shit, piss, and ejaculate all over the place, fact.
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>>127482088
What are diapers for 100, Alex?
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>>127465220
Hang them. Then shoot 3 times to see if he is 100% dead.
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>>127471909
> requires canisters to be replaced

How many executions do you plan to perform in one sitting?
And besides, if you count for the labour in hours grinding that blade each time will cost you more than replacing a canister.

Cowskulls are thicker relative to a human skull, but the brain is a lot smaller though.
But it still has enough power to take out the brainstem wich controlls respiratory and cardiac fucntions as well as consciousness and the central nervous system.
Snipers call this zone of the brain the T-zone (or sniper's apricot) since it's the perfect kill-shot.
In a hostage or wartime setting it's basically impossible to hit someone on the back of their head with perfection.
But if you restrain the subjects it's a very quick, clean and humane way to end someones life.

Or you could use a .50 cal or higher, the subjects head explodes before they even can hear the round going of since it's supersonic.
It's a lot more traumatising for the clean-up crew though.
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Put them in a group cell, let them keep their knives and kill each other....
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Anyone got a light?
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>>127465479
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>>127466947

this is cruel
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>>127481663
You my friend, i know your type. You're the first one to clamor for the bad guy's head you wolf in sheep's clothes.
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Space elevator. Send them into orbit. They either float off or burn upon re-entry.
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OK DESU too many people have no fucking clue what hanging really is.

First of all, breaking the neck usually doesn't happen, and even if it does it's not fatal. What kills the victim is the rope tightening around the neck and compressing the arteries, cutting off the brain's blood supply. A secondary effect is that the victim's weight is on his windpipe. It's usually not enough to outright crush it, but it forces the base of the tongue in a position where it cuts off air supply.

So why drop the victim from a height? Well, it supposed to break their neck, but more often the yank just tears apart the spinal cord, making the victim paralysed from the neck down. It stops the lungs, but not the heart, and with the whole suffocation thing, the lungs aren't very useful anyway. When the neck is actually broken, ideally the bone splinters cut the spinal cord. Why is it useful? Because a suffocating person tends to shit piss and ejaculate all over the place, and if they are struggling and kicking around, it can create a lot of mess (smearing the entire room in shit, as it was reported in several cses of suicide). So better break their neck.

Now, as I said, breaking the neck doesn't kill, suffocation does. The time to lose conciousness can range anywhere from 30 secs to 15 mins, depending on how well the hanging is done, and how the rope is placed.

1/2
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>>127465220
The rope is the most Anglo-Saxon execution method
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>>127481663
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>>127465220
Dig a hole, put some lime in it, throw in a commie, bury alive...
Or burn them alive...
Or throe them in a acid vat... (Too costly, imho, and smells like a dozen niggers)
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>>127483769
The most "humane" way is to place the noose right at the back of the head. It makes the rope tighten rather quickly, and do its job. Placing the noose sideways can make the breaking of the neck easier, but it also makes the rope iself less effective, making the whole thing more agonising. That's why arab countries do it that way, if you watch gays hanging out in iran, the noose is sideways and they are slooowly dragged up with a crane. Obviously no intention to break their necks. The worst is if the noose is at the front, then it can last for hourrs.

Now, some form of conciosuness is retained until the moment of death. People who survived hanging reportedly remembered things minutes after they entered the convulsive state, which is involuntary kicking and twiching. The convulsive state can be as long as 45 minutes. That's why hanging in the USA was supposed to be at least 1 hour long, to make sure the victim is dead.

TL;DR it's a much more nasty way to die than it seems.

2/2
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45. acp straight into the forehead
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Locked up it other criminals with zero chance of escape or even getting information out.
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>>127465220
The cheapest and most humane is to tell them they're about to be released and when they reach the door to put two bullets in the back of their head.
Total cost is two bullets and some heavy cleaning supplies. They get to die in a fairly good mood. Everyone's happy.
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>>127465220
vaporization
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>>127465653
Do they really really harvest organs before killing you?
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Spain should get garrote vil back.
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>>127474624

sounds like a holohoax survivor story to me
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>>127465479
poor cowe
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bludgeoning,,,beaten into a visceral offal,,, plenty of gore for the audience to cheer
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>>127465220
I think the condemned should be able to choose their preferred way to die. Less complaints about cruel punishment that way.
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>>127465220
>over quickly
What's the rush?
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>>127465479
They get electrocuted after that
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>>127465220
Death sentence is useless and barbaric, literally ISIS-tier.
Work camps are more useful.
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>>127486250
You are thinking of sheep and pig-slaughter.
Sheep get stunned via an electric clamp placed at their temples resulting in a non-lethal stun.
They do the same with pigs although in our country they prefer to gas them with CO2 since you can gas larger quantities in one sitting.

Bovines are larger and more difficult to manage.
So they get individually driven in a rotating restrainer where they get a bolt driven through their skull to insure a quick death, but without damaging the cerebellum to keep the hearth pumping.

In all three cases the animal is stunned and their heart keep pumping to ensure a safe and thorough bleeding before processing.
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