BASED TED NUGENT SUICIDE BOMBERS BTFO

>>127455236
>Some makers of cigarettes use haemoglobin from pig’s blood in their filters. Apparently this element works as a sort of ‘artificial lung’ in the cigarette so, they claim, ‘harmful reactions take place before the chemicals reach the user’, (enter the Pig.)
>Pig bone gelatine is used to help transport gunpowder or cordite into the bullet. Insulin, the blood-thinning drug heparin and pig heart valves all vital. The complex workings of the global food and processing industry have ensured that it is impossible to avoid pig altogether.
>Pig product goes into liquorice and many other products. In this process, collagen is taken from the pig and is then converted into gelatine. This finds its way into numerous foodstuffs, where it acts as a gelling agent.
>A number of medicines also contain pig gelatine – everything from painkillers to multivitamins. Fatty acids extracted from the bone fat of pigs are used in shampoos and conditioners to give them their shiny, pearl-like appearance. These acids can also be found in a number of body lotions, foundations and anti-wrinkle creams. Glycerine made from pork fat is an ingredient in many types of toothpaste.
>There is no legal obligation for manufacturers to specify whether the gelatine they use is from a pig or another animal. When it is specified, it is often confusingly referred to as Suilline gelatine.
>So to all prospective Suicide Bombers, ISIS and innocent, good Muslims, I say, “Have a Nice Day” from “Percy” the wonderful Pig.

I wonder how they rationalize this information.

>>127456917
>muslims
>rational

>>127456917
They probably don't even know

> Ergo, they will never be accepted by Allah.
Doesn't the whole martyrdom thing take care of that?

>>127455236
That's actually quite a decent observation considering that he could've been raging about not again or saying bad things, so instead of even offending them too much, he points something out that's essentially correct and troublesome for them.

>They probably don't even know
Wouldn't be a first. The jihadis probably feel a bit like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_QHJrI7DjU when/if they ever read this.

>>127457460
There must be a way to tell them

literally doesnt matter, even if your body is filled with pork as long as you dont eat it consciously and unforced it bears no relevance whatsoever

>>127455236
Does islamic scripture corroborate this pig meme?

>>127458261
What if you're consciously aware of the fact that you will be infusing your body with it when you blow yourself up?

>>127458352
no
even if there would be one someone will find a loophole and abuse it

>"He has made unlawful for you that which dies of itself the blood and the flesh of the swine and that on which the name of any other than God has been invoked. But he who is driven by necessity, being neither disobedient nor exceeding the limit, then surely, God is Most Forgiving, Merciful."

Well, that was easy. :^)

>>127458589
only the consumption of pork is forbidden. its like the consumption of alcohol, which is allowed for medical purposes in islam.

>>127455236
martyrdom through jihad means they make it to heaven no matter what. thats why so many radical muslims will drink and do drugs etc etc. all sins that would deny them salvation, if not for the fact that they will martyr themselves.

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>>127455236
BASED ted nugent, so based

shits his pants to avoid going to war because he's a coward

SO BASED

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So f*cking based

>>127459878
He was rejected at the physical... how doesn't that make him a coward? He's visited troops in active war zones to play concerts for free multiple times while you jacked off to cartoon women.

>>127460435
Does* good ol Freudian auto correct