Brit/pol/ - Based Jews edition

corbychev is falling

first for slipping the missus the rodger on a saturday night.

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>>127452117
It's her fault for being so beautiful

>>127452202
I would genuinely feel bad for Corbyn if he lost by 1 percent.

purple surge lads

>>127452202
>>127452273
It's gonna be a double digit tory lead

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>meanwhileinamerica.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1agIlLlhg&feature=youtu.be&t=60

(((brexit)))

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>Anyone who clings to the historically untrue and thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler could referee and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.

>>127452349
GREEN SURGE

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>>127452240


Umm sweetie that's a bit insensitive don't you think? I hope you're not planing on any face sitting or aggressive penetration

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Lib Dems surge confirmed

>>127452351
I can't watch these videos without being genuinely triggered.

>>127452349
>that UKIP drop

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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How is election day already almost upon us? I've done absolutely nothing over the last month

>>127452349
Is Corbyn really going to do better than Millimeme?

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33% BASED Muslims

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no party can get me a gf

not voting

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>>127452108
based Anglican master race.

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>>127452430
imagine living in the country!

Cromwell and Jews destroyed Britain. Usury is destroying the world.

>>127452468
He's regained some of the Labour vote from UKIP

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>just found out my sister has a nigger boyfriend

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4549704/Labour-s-boost-ratings-driven-women.html
>In mid-May just 31 per cent of women planned to vote for Labour, but that has rocketed to 40 per cent this week.

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>>127452493

>>127452521
I feel bad for you, and at the same time am jealous of your freedoms, and at the same time can look on you to make me feel better about my own country.

>>127452573
Do whatever you can to break them up.

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>>127452351
>black college students can't even use proper english

Son, sort them out. Finish them.

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>>127452271
Simon. You need help. It isn't a real hand job you're feeling. It's an imaginary persona that you've invented. Are you even old enough to post here? Prove it, Simon.

>>127452468
I think it could be due to the decline of the SNP and UKIP and they're recuperating previous losses. Milliband was dealt a shit hand. I have no doubt that if he was leader right now he would do much better than Hugo Corbez.

>>127452351
Mongoloids

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>>127452592
>He emerged as an unlikely sex symbol during his party's leadership contest.

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>>127452467
on june the 8th, the fate of a nation will be decided.
when you go into that polling booth, remember flopsy the bunny, and vote against communism

>>127452240

We can always count on you lad.

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>>127452351
every time: the MSM do a piece on how Africa is still a shithole and the nogs are dancing for the camera.

>>127452634
I'm just trying to make it work out here without just giving up and fucking all the colored wimmenz because whats the fucking point of trying to find a trad white qt gf who isn't fucking fat in this worthless country.
>>127452695
During one point in the video two of the girls were having trouble reading off a piece of paper. It only had fucking buzzwords on it. They're a race of people who can't fucking read.
>>127452762
yes sir?

wait theres a vote on?

t.cave dweller

>>127452108
that fucking islam remain stat!

>>127452868
The last one before Corbyn (pbuh) ends the outdated concept of """""democracy""""""

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>>127452351

>>127452108
>Jews the third highest religious group to vote for brexit
Second loser

>>127452351
>The Fool
>The Thinker
accurate metaphor

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>>127452559
their empire will end once the baby boomers die. all empires end.

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>>127452868
All jokes aside, it genuinely terrifies me that so many normies will inevitably be unaware of the upcoming election
>>127452779
Will do, RIP rabbit

>>127452592

Women do seem to be able to swing elections desu eg. The US election.

>>127452559
Cromwell gave us democracy and freedom

t. roundhead

>driving home through Leeds
>cat runs into the side of my car
>look in the rear mirror, looks like it's having a fit
>pull over, it's gone.

Fuck sake. People shouldn't just let their cats run around like that.

>>127453138
Women swing elections like loose cargo rocks a ship... if they were capable of principled support or opposition, they wouldn't drift so far from left to right depending on who's on the ballot.

>>127453181
I hope you are lying.

Cat's should be kept in the house anyway, so long as they don't live near a main road.

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>>127453126
when some realize they can easily just vote on twitter.

>>127452779
that must be fake. If that's real Corbyn has won this.

>>127452468
We're going back to two party politics with both UKIP and the lib dems dead. Labour will likely do over 30.4% but the tories will do so much better they'll still be down on seats.

>>127453312
>sunday sport

>>127453267
Afraid not pal. This was a 6 lane road in Leeds.

Interestingly you don't have to report hitting a cat, you do have to report hitting a dog.

There's been more raids today laddies.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/28/armed-police-raid-moss-side-report-of-explosion

>>127453433
Checked. Please remember to archive sites renowned for shilling and clickbait before linking.

https://archive.is/B037f <- theguardian.com article

>>127453389
I'm going to have to say you are lying. Pics or it didn't happen.

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>>127453312
>doubting the veracity of sunday sport articles
it's legit mate.

So why does the goverment need more surveilance "to catch the terrorists" when they always end up being aware of attackers beforehand and chose to do nothing as to not look racist?
What fucking good does it serve?

>>127452351
How do you embed a video to start at the 1 minute mark???

>>127453479
Why would I be lying? How on the spectrum are you?

It was gone anyway the second time I checked, or pancaked.

>>127453560
Holy fuck are you new to computers, grandad?
Right click a fucking yt video.

>>127453551
They're always aware of them as a "low-level" risk or previous shit. The truth is we have so many jihadis we can't keep track of them all.
Deportations when?

>>127453617
>"You mean someone would just do that, just go on the internet and lie?"

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>I want to Cummy in Mummy
t.A Virgin Neet called Simon (pictured)

>>127453620
y-you don't have to be rude

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>>127452573
>just found out my gf has a faggot brother

>>127453267
>Cat's should be kept in the house anyway

Fuck that. There was a thing on BBC last year when they strapped cameras to cats and they go on all sorts of adventures and in and out of people's houses without them knowing. Keeping a cat in a house would just be cruel.

>>127453730
to that tripfag, he does.

>>127453756
And?

>>127453760
I agree, I realise now I made a typo and it should have been "shouldn't".

>>127453677
Thing is they're way more likely to arrest people for posting on /pol/ than they are for plotting attacks.

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>>127453798
what the fuck did you just say to me?

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>>127453620
Rude, very rude I shall remember you and this interaction

>Cameron will never win a majority in 2015
>Labour will never lose Scotland
>Cameron will never get more than 35% of the vote
>Labour will elect a sensible leader who will win in the next election
>He will never allow an EU referendum
>Parliament will never approve an EU referendum
>Leave will never poll above 40%
>Leave will never win
>Mummy May will never become PM
>She won't enact Article 50
>The courts will make Parliament vote on Article 50
>Parliament will never approve Article 50
>Britain will never commit to leaving the EEA
>Britain will be impoverished without the EU
>She will never call an early election
>The Tories will never take the Midlands and North
>The Tories will never make gains against the SNP
[[YOU ARE HERE]]
>The Tories will not win by a landslide
>Theresa May won't put Jacob Rees-Mogg in the cabinet
>The EU will remain strong, it will not collapse
>Thatcher's resurrected corpse will never take power
>Australia, Canada and New Zealand will not accept deals
>They will never accept a Commonwealth political union
>Rhodesia will never be brought back
>The Anglosphere will never retake its position as the world's pre-eminent power
>We will never fund a space programme
>We will never finally annex France
>We will never partition and destroy Germany
>The first colony on Mars will not be called New Jerusalem

>>127453760
So is letting it outside to hurt itself. They don't understand roads.

Let them out in the garden but on a long lead.

>>127453760
yeah especially those black cats, they love to go into people's houses without them knowing

>>127453756
>babby gets butthurt because he's new to computers so searches my posts for b8

topkek, fucking tripfag, did I hurt your feelings?

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>>127453560
Pathetic. Culling begins.

Remember that the Home Secretary said there are 20'000 jihadis in the uk this morning

>>127453261

Aye lad. Which would explain why salesmen target the woman of a couple when trying to sell a product eg cars.

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>>127453798
Watch yourself

>>127453977
Where'd the other 3000 go?

>>127453907
So long as you don't live near a main road it is fine. Also most cats do understand roads.

>>127453479
>pictures of a cat that wasn't there

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>>127453965
>What are post times?

>>127454110
I disagree. Anyone who just lets their cat wander clearly doesn't care for it, and they can't be upset when I comes back hurt, or doesn't come back at all.

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>>127453973
please no

>>127453977
Reminder that Rudd is just as useless as May at being home secretary.

>>127453560

>mfw I didn't know that either

>>127452351
Is this really the standard of university students in the United States? I'd always heard that they enter with a slightly lower standard of education than us due to the disparate high school systems within the country but how on Earth can they get into college without being able to read as at 3:40?

>>127454176
Considering you're having trouble right clicking youtube videos, I won't be taking technical advice from you.

>>127453760
>your pet should be allowed to go on to and in to other people's property
What logic is that?

This is why cat-owners shouldn't be trusted.

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>>127454297

>>127454301
IN

>>127454238
>Anyone who just lets their cat wander clearly doesn't care for it
You really have no idea what you are talking about. It is much crueller to not let it out so it becomes completely unaccustomed to the outside world, because there will be a time when you let your guard down and it manages to sneak out and it wont know what the fuck to do and it is more likely to run away or get killed.

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>>127454310
BTFO

>>127453760

This.

t. Cat-friend

>>127454301
going!

>>127454110
>it is fine
For the cat maybe (though evidence suggests probably not).

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>>127453906
>drumpf will never become president
[[YOU ARE HERE]]
>drumpf will never nuke scotland
>>127454306
In that college they let literally anyone in so take a wild guess why the majority aren't white. You can even major in being a fuckwit if you so please

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>>127453295
>realize

Why?

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>>127454323

You're right, lad. These people should be forced to give their cat a stern talking to, warning it not to use anyone else's catflaps, before letting it leave the house. And then they should ground their cats if they refuse to behave.

>>127454506
I have had lots of cats, every single one has lived to be over 15 years old and have been let out of the house.

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Don't be a Simon. Get a girlfriend, (none imaginary), marry her, have at least two children, and help secure the white race.

>>127454561
Is that Katy Perry? I wish women would quit this dyke hair thing.

>>127454650
Or set up your self as a sperm bank and have hundreds or thousands of kids.

>>127454445
Yeah, so when your cats skull gets popped under 2 tonnes of fine German engineering, you can at least be assured you weren't being cruel, letting it go to its untimely death.

>>127454665
Fuck off, pixie cuts are hot af

My tripcode password is triplord974

>>127454715
But they will find a way to get out of the house, then they are more likely to be killed.

You have no idea.

>>127453620
ur fucked now mate >127453898

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>>127454475
>t. cat-friend and anti-wildlife activist

Have fun watching the local birds/rodents/frogs get fucked up because you're too lazy to play with your cat properly or empty a litter tray

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>>127454665

>Is that Katy Perry?

No. Stefania Ferrario. Better than Katy Perry.

>>127454729
they can be cute if the girl has a cute face. other than that there is no benefit. nothing to hold onto during sex

>>127454370

Noice.

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>>127454251
You'll be alright if you join the right seal team, lad. Hint, no tripfag seals allowed.

HARD
RIGHT
TORY
BREXIT

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Death camps debate on LBC.

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>>127454555
A beady eye anglo is on american primetime television mocking Trump's German heritage, the material growth of the country blindly laps it up.

The eternal aryan will so some to an end, feels good man.

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>>127454872
At least we learned something today anon

>>127454800
Responsible owners let them out, on things like leads etc.

Fortunately there was no damage to my car, that's all that really matters.

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oh so we're doing tripfagging now are we

what are you lads gonna do if Corby wins?

>>127454590
>my anecdotal evidence trumps everything else
My aunt lived to 100 smoking 40 a day, doesn't mean it's good for you.

>>127454961
>he didn't even say thank you

Kill yourself.

>>127454913
Chad seal, reeeeeeeeeeeee!

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>>127454913
How pictures of seal rape do you have?

>>127454306
>>127454555
In fact you ever see accepted where the kids didn't get into college so they started their own in abandoned school and you could major in literally anything and the whole point of the college was to have fun? That college is pretty much that just make the movie non-white, add racial tensions and remove the fun.
>>127454945
Germans will never end their lust for conquest. Sad part is you're gonna be supporting AfD when the election comes around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=821R0lGUL6A

>>127455007
Cats find a way.

>>127454857
>nothing to hold onto during sex

What are you talking about? Just look at >>127454561, she's hardly bald.

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>>127452351
>>127452521
>>127452559
>>127452819
>>127452847
>>127453138
>>127453730
>>127453872
>>127454020
>>127454297
>>127454475
>>127454555
>>127454872
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

>>127455024
I said loads, and know loads, not just one case, get some reading comprehension.

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>>127455027
>Rude
>Expects me to courteous
Pick one

>>127455102
>>127454306
>american education
In fact have you ever seen accepted? Its the movie where the kids didn't get into college so they started their own in some abandoned school and anyone could get in and anyone could major in anything because the whole point of the movie was to have fun. That college is pretty much that just make the movie non-white, add racial tensions and remove the fun.

>>127454561
Or just actually take care of your pet instead of letting it do whatever and go wherever it likes and use your house as an occasional rest stop.

Outdoor cats are an archaic meme that lazy pet owners use as an excuse to exert as little effort as possible.

>>127452108
What about the based Sikhs?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6TJU0qWoY

>>127455221
Can't handle some banter, grandpa?

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Pints on are on me on the 9th june lads.

>agree on a pub
>I'll put money down at the bar anon
>code word for pints
>time stamp

>>127454821

>because you're too lazy to play with your cat properly or empty a litter tray

Wrong!

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>This caller on LBC

>>127452566

>from UKIP

no

>>127455352
What are you doing listening to The Verve?
You'll only put yourself back into a depression like the artists intended.

>>127455324
The RSPCA really needs to crack down on these cat owners that don't give a shit about either their cat, or the local wildlife.

>>127453418
>The trick is to be constructive about it. You'll never stop them building, but you CAN affect WHAT they build and where.

Well when the housing market crashes these new constructions that they want to build in the next 10 years or so won't happen , the problem is the housing costs , not that there are not enough houses .Once prices drop housing crissis will be largly over

>>127455359
>trusting voters to give a shit
That's a dangerous game there lad
Not sure even brexit can make people enthusiastic for a dusty cunt or a commie with demetia

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>>127455355
You wanna fight faggot?

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>>127455324

I live in a quiet estate backing onto some woods. How is letting a cat out in that environment "not taking care of it"? Why the fuck wouldn't you want your cat out running about doing cat shit, fighting and humping other cats, chasing mice etc. instead of sitting in being the feline equivalent of a fucking NEET, looking out the window at the other cats and huffing your farts all day? Your cat survives in an outdoor environment better than you would. That's why its an obligate carnivore with claws.

>>127452573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpN_TOP9hg8

>>127455472
Yes. Lots of UKIP voters are ex Labour voters and some have returned now that we voted leave.

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TORY TORY TORY

>>127452559
>borrow money that you cant afford to pay back
>cry
why dont you just live within your means

>>127452351
northlondonpolytechnic.jpeg

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>>127454306
You might enjoy this, anon.
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1247868/Who-got-lowest-Mastermind-score-Er--Embarrassment-software-analyst-posted-just-points.html

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>>127455324
>lmao who cares about wildlife or the safety of my 'beloved' pet, muh cat is a brave wanderer who can roam around and do whatever he likes and henceforth I will live my boring unadventurous life through it

Outdoorcatfags are creeps

>>127455569
Now that the POLLS TIGHTEN meme has happened all the old people will turn up to stop corbyn.

>>127454961

True lad - I always think it's better to ask if you don't know something desu you were braver than I though. (English BTW - my vpn seems to be a tad muddled even though it's supposed to be off).

>>127455671

Most of them have gone over to the Tories though.

>>127455676
OI OI OI

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>>127455494
>You'll only put yourself back into a depression
Its been depressed since anon posted it last night

>>127455695
You realise if you're living paycheck to paycheck the world can totally fuck you at a moment's notice right?

>>127455754
>Now that the POLLS TIGHTEN meme has happened all the old people will turn up to stop corbyn.

I feel this will be true too

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SPY WHO LOVED ME on ITV now

F ;__;

>>127455134

>mfw English

>>127455782
I know, I'm saying that some have gone back to Labour which is why they're polling higher than what Miliband got in 2015.

>>127455646
>let cat out
>gets in a fight with a couple of ferals
>gets FIV
>has to be put down

Cover your guilt or make excuses for being lazy however you want, pal. At the end of the day, you're the irresponsible one.

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>>127455905

>>127455782
That doesn't counter what he said. Labour's voteshare will be up a few % but the tory voteshare will be up much more (I'd say 6-10%) so the tories will win seats from labour despite both of their voteshares going up.

>>127453181
Why would you come here and talk about killing people's beloved pets?
Are you genuinely autistic?

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>>127455792
Don't let Richard Arsecroft get you down Rimmer. Stick something cheery and positive on and go for a run.

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>>127455695
>why dont you just live within your means
Communist

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>>127454729
If you're a Queer, then maybe. Otherwise STFU.

>>127455905
It would be truer to say ISIS exist in the first place because of historical foreign policy. The reason they kill is because they are dedicated to converting or killing the entire world as the core of their dogma.

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>>127455766
Exactly we have gained knowledge today, whilst other anons mock us they have learned nothing

>Tfw intelligent enough to ask if you don't know something

>>127455821
but why are you living paycheck to paycheck in the first place?

>>127452108
>jews
>leave

what did kikes mean by this?

>>127455646
>Why the fuck wouldn't you want your cat out running about doing cat shit

being they decimate local wildlife in the area... people act like they just kill rats but they kill a shit ton of local birds too. Plus every cat that goes outside should be fixed. So they should not be banging random cats left and right anyways. Being we don't need even more wild cats.

cat should be inside only.

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>>127455092
It's not rape if she's your girlfriend. Grow a pair tripfag.

>brit/pol/ arguing about whether cats should be allowed outside or not

Some quality political discourse going on here

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>>127456018
>Arsecroft

>>127456176
>/pol/
>cats

Could you please atleast try and stay on topic, please?

>>127456134
Because you've gotten a job at a location. But what you make in wages only barely pays for the rent, utilities and food you need to buy to live there and continue working. As such, you end up in a cycle where you physically cannot afford to save up money, and thus if something happens you're fucked and the whole delicate cycle collapses. That's why welfare is important.

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>>127456176
>muh local wildlife meme
Oh no! Predator kills prey! How sad! Clearly all cats must be genocided because birds are too retarded to use THEIR FUCKING WINGS and stay away from cats WHO DO NOT HAVE FUCKING WINGS.

>>127456176

The BBC docu showed that outside cats have cat pals, cat enemies, they play around, establish ranges and 'patches', hunt, fight - basically live fully-formed enjoyable cat lives.

I understand why some lads on here want to turn their pets into shut-in oddballs mirroring their own lives but it doesn't seem fair on the cats.

I agree on the neutering thing, though. Saves on the kittens and the scraps.

>>127455646
>how is letting a cat do what it wants, on its own 'not taking care of it'
I dunno mate, you tell me. Fuck off with your "my domesticated cat is a carnivore that should be able to run free and hunt" nonsense, that's a large part of the problem with outdoor cats. They're one of the largest ecological pests yet we have to accept them because of idiots like you who think your cats a lion in a tiny package who can't be contained.

>>127456406
this

>>127455671
What retards. Guess they want Remain in all but name.

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Is this the most heartbreaking video on YouTube?

https://youtu.be/zGs9rZqnbBc

>>127456406
no one gives a shit about cats

>>127456355
>if something happens
like what?

nhs covers all medical treatment already

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Politics
http://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/datamap.html

>>127456157
It means the religious ones are different from the non-religious ones.

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Any fellow Lib Dem voters in Bristol want to discuss politics on kik?

>>127456527
They're probably the stereotypical 'muh dad voted labour' types

>>127455975
Even if it's in the countryside and unlikely to be meeting ferals like it would in an urban environment you still have pesticides and parasites which it will no doubt ingest in unhealthy quantities while it goes about its duties terrorising the wildlife.

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>>127456404
>vast numbers of introduced, unnatural predators kill prey
Fixed. Nobody is suggesting genociding cats, just be a responsible human being and keep yours indoors.
>birds can fly therefore are unkillable by terrestrial predators
Are you an actual mong, or just roleplaying as one?

>>127456559
C Hitchens is very clever, shame he's ususally so very wong.

>sex ed causes more pregnancy hurr

No Chrissy boy, you generation was the one getting knocked up all the time. Teen pregnancy is down. Same as - whisper it - drug use.

>>127456406
I guess my cat is a old NEET lady because no matter how many times I throw her outside she comes in about an hour later at the most and sleeps on my bed for the vast majority of the day.

>>127456323
I propose laws to inhibit outdoor catfags.

There, politics.

>>127456642
Anything. Rent gets hiked, utilities company overcharges you, insurance won't pay out for a problem. While you can fight that, in the immediate term you need to take out a loan or you'll be evicted/have utilities cut off/etc.

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>>127456598
>i dont care
>so no one else does
Logic.

>>127456749
>unnatural predators
And so your response is to be unnatural and lock them up?

The point is they have a MASSIVE fucking advantage.
If you have wings and get killed by something that doesn't, you honestly deserve it.

>>127456736
Fucking partisans.

Nigel Farage NONCE

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>>127456781
>C Hitchens
>Chrissy

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>>127455646
>I live in a quiet estate backing onto some woods. How is letting a cat out in that environment "not taking care of it"? Why the fuck wouldn't you want your cat out running about doing cat shit, fighting and humping other cats, chasing mice etc. instead of sitting in being the feline equivalent of a fucking NEET, looking out the window at the other cats and huffing your farts all day? Your cat survives in an outdoor environment better than you would. That's why its an obligate carnivore with claws.
Have you even read the new govt muslim cat laws? No? No worries lad, it's just a multicultural thing.

>>127452559
>I don't understand opportunity cost

Basic economics should be mandatory.

>>127456404
>muh natural selection
Yes, totally applicable to an invasive, domesticated species.

Fuck native wildlife let's just fill the world with cats so we can make more cute cat videos.

>election rolls around
>tory landslide
>b-but the polling
>muh russians

taking bets

>>127456965
The UK bird population is down by 44 million since 1966. I'm willing to bet the increase in cat ownership contributed to that number. While I don't agree with keeping them inside all the time, it is definitely a problem.

>>127457200
Nah it'll be MUH MURDOCH MUH BBC BIAS

When Mao tried to kill a shit load of cats there was a massive famine because the cats killed the rats that ate the harvest.

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>>127455646
Because they nuke the local ecology. Despite being a predatory/prey species in the wild, a domestic cat is an apex predator in a British environment. You have introduced the most profligate killer of mammals and avians in the woods near your house.

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>>127456965
>muslims coming over and killing our children is unnatural, so your response is to be unnatural and lock them up?

Additionally, just because something evolved in relative peace and isolation and didn't adapt to deal with a new, adept and ruthless threat, deems them unworthy of existence? Quite a wicked thing to propose indeed

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>>127455854
>>127455754
>>127455569

I know lads, but I was right about brexit and trump. Which pub? I live in Dorset

>>127457414
that's nice

>>127456965
>unnatural and lock them up
What's unnatural about keeping pets indoors or at the very least on your property. There's almost no other pet that's allowed to roam free with the possible exception of pigeons and some individual cases.

Why do cats get such special liberty? If they were working animals as they were in the past then you might have an argument but very few of us live on a farm with a rat problem (something which can be dealt with by far better means today, anyway).

>>127452351
This is beyond belief.
I felt like I was in a jungle...

>>127452351
The USA is what the failed multicultural experiment looks like

I'll give it about 20 years before the USA starts balkanising

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>tfw you outmaneuver all the blairites in your party laughing at their pathetic coup attempts
>tfw you the majority of your party was against brexit but you go for it anyway
>tfw the tories call an election as they think it's an easy grab at power which they can't lose and you end up with a labour majority

HOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO IT?

>>127457626
>you end up with a labour majority
Lol. Even with current poll averages we're looking at a tory majority of well over 50

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>>127457176
Literally every responsible cat owner gets their cat neutered specifically to help decrease the numbers of cats though.

>>127457243
There will be a billion contributing factors to that.
Pollution, increased urbanization, warmer weather, etc.
Without fail you hear birdsong every day, until it gets to the point where we don't, I don't think it's too big of a problem.

>>127457445
Jesus fucking Christ, this false equivalency.
Are you an actual mong, or just roleplaying as one?

>>127457594
Because cats are roaming animals by nature. Dogs and hamsters aren't.

>>127457594
Lazy owners cannot be reasoned with, it would seem. If they don't care about dead wildlife, nor the safety of their own pet, then there is little more to be said.

>>127453872
Blue tits. Over there blue tits in that tree.

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>>127457605
>coming from a fucking turk
just end it now
>>127457620
*wipes tear*
w-we can still f-f-fix this....

>>127457485
Dorset is well out of the way m8. I'm gonna be in Brighton for a while, that's the closest I'll be.

>>127457626
>labour majority

Literally the worst meme

>>127457243
I used to think it was cruel keeping cats indoors until I actually came across indoor cats and spent some time at a cattery where they were locked up for weeks in relatively small pens.

They can be perfectly happy. It's a genuine meme that they need to be free to live a worthwhile life.

The fact of the matter is people want a pet that takes as little dedication as possible. Most people shouldn't have pets at all but since that seems an impossibility to change the least that can be done is inconveniencing lazy, disinterested cunts.

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The new meme is calling Cum in Mummy posters Simon. Since the introduction of the Simon insult, the Mummy posing has decreased by 81.7%. Name and shame Simons to create a brighter and cleaner Brit/pol. Simon shaming is now a go.

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>>127457707
>>127458009
*blocks your path*

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>>127457777
>w-well I hear birdsong very day therefore everything is perfectly fine and there can't possibly be a change in bird populations and composition
What a bizarre post.

>urbaniZation
Interesting revelation there. You don't even care about language either.

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>>127457707
>>127458009
>tory boys still in denial

>>127458108
>>127458134
I see you were meming then

>>127458108
>>127458134
Dreadful memery

>>127457777
>There will be a billion contributing factors to that.
>Pollution, increased urbanization, warmer weather, etc.
Yeah, and one of them will be increased cat ownership.

>Without fail you hear birdsong every day, until it gets to the point where we don't, I don't think it's too big of a problem
"It's not a problem until it's literally apocalypse-tier."
It's a problem now, and it will only get worse. Now, I don't have the solution, but the first step is admitting the problem exists.

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>>127457777
>until it gets to the point where all songbirds have been eaten by cats i dont think its a problem
>calls other people a mong

>watching sunday politics
>Labour whatever minister keeps saying
>OBAMA SAID THIS
>PRESIDENT OBAMA SAID THAT
>ALSO PRESIDENT OBAMA AGREES

What planet is he on? Remember how popular Obama's comments on Brexit were.

>>127452108
Reminder there's no such thing as a "based Jew".

Reminder that Jews overwhelmingly wanted to remain, but only until Leave won and they were all suddenly Leave voters.

Reminder that Jews overwhelmingly wanted to Trump to lose, but only until Trump won and they were all suddenly Trump voters.

Reminder that in the most common of these (((polls))) Jews are either 1st or 2nd for Leave.

Reminder that they're all pure bullshit and every single problem we have stems from the Jew.

Reminder you can't disprove anything I've said.

>>127457777
>Literally every responsible cat owner gets their cat neutered
And? The market for them ensures their existence. Not to mention that the majority of pet owners, of almost any type of animal, are not responsible.

There's only one thing better than the morning-post, it's a willy-post

WILLY
I
L
L
Y

Back of the net

>>127458309
Do they realise that Obama isn't President anymore?

>>127458358
>Reminder you can't disprove anything I've said

>what is burden of proof

>>127458424
They keep the title of president iirc

>>127458501

They do in America but we usually say "the former President" here, he's not President of anything here. They'll also never call Trump President Trump, they'll just say Donald Trump.

>>127458414
>/int/ faggots
Chemo when

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>>127458404
>Not to mention that the majority of pet owners, of almost any type of animal, are not responsible.
Source?

>>127457951
Name a pub in Brighton, if the turnout is in my favour I'll buy you a pint.

>>127457777
>cats are roaming animals by nature
Here we go again. It's supposed to be a domesticated(semi at least) animal. If it's free to fuck off at any point then it's little different to releasing it in to the wild.

>>127458501
Oh I know that, I'm just wondering why they're acting as if what he thinks is relevant anymore?

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>Polls releasing tomorrow are said to be better for May

W-w-we beat Ed Milliband!
Kek

>>127454301
>fake news

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>>127457951
>Dorset is well out of the way m8. I'm gonna be in Brighton for a while, that's the closest I'll be.
Dorset is well out of the way m8. I'm gonna be in Brighton for a while, that's the CLOSET I'll be.

>>127458171
>>127458232
i-i-its just a meme mummy may will pull through...

>>127458358
>Reminder that Jews overwhelmingly wanted to remain, but only until Leave won and they were all suddenly Leave voters.
no citation

>Reminder that Jews overwhelmingly wanted to Trump to lose, but only until Trump won and they were all suddenly Trump voters.
no citation, bonus: trumps daughter is married to a jew and is a jewish convert

you sound deranged my friend

>>127458707
Yep

>>127458664
What tweet is that reply a chain to?

>>127458571

Lurk more you smelly tripfag

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>>127452108
Brit/pol/ Discord:
discord
.gg
/CT9qrh

>>127458664
Oh and also polls are always a few days delayed due to when they take data but also as people need time to think after events to make their minds up. I suspect the very low ones for the tories might be their low point from the social care fuckup whilst the next round will be post corbyn being wrecked on terrorism.

>>127458881

The top one...

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>>127458414
That's NOT a Willy post. Go back and lurk more.

>>127458624
My regular is the Franklin Arms. I'm down for a few drinks, provided you're socially functional ofc.

>>127458913
>smelly tripfag
I think you mean divine Triplord.

>>127458585
You and people like you, the sheer amount of dogs and cats both stray and unwanted, the amount of abuse and neglect. Its a little hard to "source" given that it's a purely qualitative statement but you're really just trying to shift the topic, aren't you?

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>>127459123
>1pbtid
Erm... who are you?

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>>127459156
No, I want you to backup your statement.

>>127459084
I see I needed to go further back through his twitter to find it

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2h ago

>>127458913
I've been on brit/pol/ for 4 years you /int/ autist
/brit/ is cancer and not welcome here

>>127459086
>That's NOT a Willy post. Go back and lurk more.

It is in Brit/pol/ you mong, you go back and lurk more

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>>127459308
>I can freely say whatever I like but you have to provide a source
Christ lad

>>127454650
Who the fuck is Simon?

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Can I get a quick rundown on the Deanopill?

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So it just started pissing down outside and some teen slag got caught with just jeans and a crop top on

so she's walking along all like "aww fuck sakes mate" and some bloke rides past her on his bike and goes "ha haaaa"

fucking creasing lads

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>>127459297
You know exactly who I am.
I bet you vote you retard.

>>127459396
>I've been on brit/pol/ for 4 years you /int/ autist

lol no, never visit /int/ i've too been on Brit/pol/ for years, and been on 4chan many more years longer. long enough to remember noko and 7

>>127459510
Fuck off you absolute melt haha

Just off down Spoons with gaz, smiffy and the boys, anyone want owt?

>>127459700
>noko
Dark dark times back then. The era where I would nokosage by default.

Nicola Sturgeon interview with Neil in 30 minutes on BBC1

>>127452351
Slavery was a mistake.

Why didn't you send them back?

>>127459857
>MUH SCOOOOOOTTTTLLLAAAAAAAAAAND

>>127459857
>Haggis
Might skip this one tbqh

>>127459700
It's either /int/ cancer or /int/-tier cancer
Either way fuckin stop

>>127459857
Thanks for informing us, really didn't want to miss this.

>>127459857
>implying I'm switching over from The Spy Who Loved Me for that
Would be an insult to Rog tbqh.

>>127459888
we barely have more blacks than you do. And they are (despite what they say) declining in population in america. Its because the inbred confederates shot abe early one while he was doing it. It would be like if someone had shot trump a few months ago

>>127459857
>eh, stir me haggis andrew

>>127459810
>The era where I would nokosage by default.

>tfw you'd forget to noko and have to go through 10 pages of threads to find your thread again, dark times indeed

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>>127458272
Build new TV headquarters in Salford. Interview guy in Manchester. Put him in news by interviewing him. Put same guy who lives near to TV headquarters on TV again, even though he was local and anon.
>Will you do another interview anon? It will pay £500
Same anon appears.
Don't be a SIMON, lad.