TRAIN DILEMMA TIME! Time to CHOOSE!

>>127449550
https://youtu.be/-N_RZJUAQY4

there is always only one option:
multi track-drifting

>>127450353
this

>>127450353
>kills family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P5RhA5qLFs

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>>127449550

Bottom track; the toll will eventually be paid with or without my help.

>>127449550
Multi track drifting. The middle of the track only includes imaginary folk and the already deceased so it's clearly a worthwhile trade-off. I'd try to derail to get the cops too while I'm at it. We only need White cops in Europe.

>>127450610
>The only choice is which group dies first.

>>127449550
MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING
Or get the mudslimes, because the black guy is gonna get shot by the cops anyway.

>>127449550
Women are the bottleneck of reproduction so you kill the 4 women to stop the spread.

>>127449550
Anyone have the version with Plato and Socrates?

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>>127450858

>>127450930
If anyone asks why I killed all those people the only answer that I need to give is:
>Give me 100 women and I'll make you 100 new people.

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>>127449550
easy

>>127451119
>kill your family

>>127451156
no see I modified it so it has a hole
you can see in the middle I wrote "HOLE"

The harem with the black dude obviously.

>>127450981
Thanks m8

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>>127451246
>tfw

>>127449550
it doesnt matter which track I choose

The "survivors" are still tied up and I have a knife on me

>>127451382
Save a life. Bin that knife.

>>127451178
best trolley problem ever.

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>>127449550
Easy choice

>>127449550
Push the police officers onto the tracks. They die, use their gun, shoot the black man with his harem, and the white whore and her muslim refugee lovers. Job done.

>>127450610
>Roundabout
To Be Continued....

https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M?t=32s

What are the YouTube links everyone keeps posting about?

>>127451119
:^)

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>>127449550
I got this.
Let the train kill the refugee group.
Shout "THAT NIGGER HAS A GUN!" and he is blown away immediately by police.
Get the phone numbers of the girls who like me and start my own harem.
Tie them up and make choo choo noises during sex to heighten the pleasure.

>>127451702
>nonzero chance lucky star op plays
sorry senpai, you're getting shrek'd

>>127449550
Leave lever alone, while police are dealing with the aftermath of people hit by the train, untie my family and friends. We all then walk over and strangle the people on the other track.

>>127452088
easy, kill 100 aspiring doctors, launches the nuke at sydney killing muslims indians pakis liberals and asians, and drags the acid away from me so I can live

the nuke going off on australia will scare countries into thinking ww3 has started and in the first strike israel will get hit and that will knock ISIS out at the head

>>127452088
So you get an acid bath either way but you either get to kill 100 'children' who are 'aspiring doctors' or ISIS with also the option for nuking the worst part of Australia?
Pull the lever every time. 100 'refugees' and nuking Australia is the clear choice.

>>127450353
The family ins't even on the tracks.

>>127452440
No, if you launch the nuke, the acid will be pulled upright and away.

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>>127450554

A worthy sacrifice

>>127452682
Cool I get to live as well. That lever is getting pulled so hard it'll drag the Earth out of orbit.

>>127449550
Guide train to top tracks.

Burn the people on lower tracks with gasoline.

>>127451702
SOMEBODY

the edits of these are always a riot

>>127452440
I think the image is showing that if the nuke goes off the acid is pulled out of your way, it's not exactly intuitive though...

>>127450353
This is correct

>>127449550
Multitrack
No regrets.

can someone post the anxiety free one where pulling the lever lets you wave at the passengers happily

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>>127449550

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>>127449550

>>127452755
The odds of you being on the straight track with the group is higher than being on the bent track.
So if you wanted to survive you would have the lever be pulled.

>>127453453
shit! it really made me thought

>>127453453
How about just leaving and making sure that you don't witness any of the deaths personally? Alternatively if you really like gore then watching the terror in the 5's eyes is going to be more fun than the terror in the single guy's eyes.

>>127452088
Dont touch the lever and kill both ISIS and the kid trying to pour acid over me

>>127452088
Multitrack drifting to get the media too.

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>>127453776

>>127453487
Collectivist argument

>>127451178
Individualistic argument

>>127453790
The kid's holding it back mate.

>>127449550
Greece you just ripped this off of the /v/ thread from last night.

>>127453853
Thats what the kid would want you to think

>>127453814
>Having an ethical dilemma about having an ethical dilemma.
Either go secret ninja and pull the lever without anyone seeing your face or follow the lawyers advice and make sure that nobody else knew you were there. Either way you've already broken your probation and by calling your lawyer someone knows that it's you who is getting involved.

>>127454079
Consider also that that would result in the trolley going into the minefield, detonating the mines and killing you.

>>127454040
Oh yes i did
But don't you prefer some big laffs over the daily BLACKED threads every once in a while?

>>127454077
Stop being a fucking faggot and shoot it if it's within the range that you are accurate at. If you don't know that much then you'll probably miss the closer one anyway.

>>127454077
Option 3, shoot the single person so they dont have to watch the other people die

Its the humane thing to do

>>127454077
>shoots self in head

>>127449550
Obviously i would make the choice for the train to run over the eight muslim men and one white woman. See, the 4 white women aren't cheating on anyone, they are obviously just some working girls, hookers if you will. After I save their lives, I'll as their pimp if I can get them for free, where I will plant my seed in all of them.
2 ez

>>127454240
Nope, I got no problem with it. Actually I think it's kind of interesting to see how an older board like /v/ deals with an oldschool /b/ type thread compared to a newer board like /pol/. /v/ still seems to know how to have fun while /pol/ is too full of newfags and shills let loose beyond a few people posting all the fun from the /v/ thread.

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Easy

>>127454077
can I just shoot myself

>>127452755
i wish i could be the conductor
whatever the guy chooses, i win!

>>127454327
Don't pull it. If he's an idiot that believes in other humans then he deserves to die. This way not only have you guaranteed your own survival you have also not touched the lever absolving you from any criminal wrongdoing.
>Pull: 50% chance of your death.
>Don't: 0% chance of your death.
Only an utter retard would gamble with these odds.

>>127454327
>Kill 5 people
>Kill 4 people
>Kill 7 people + yourself

This isnt even a choice

You risk killing yourself and 2 extra people, only to save 1 person

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>>127451702
*kills hostages and blows up train with C4, then turns 360 degrees and moonwalks backwards*

>>127454077
I'm a gambler, easy choice, play russian roulette with gun, if you live, shoot smallest target

>>127449550
I choose top. Bottom will be solved later but top is worse in long run.

>>127454327
dont pull
fuck it im not killing myself for some 5 ungrateful bastards i dont even know who have equal chance of being as selfish or evil as i am, if they were good people, fuck sorry, they werent gonna change the world anyway

>>127454797
>4 scenarios
>50-50 odds

british education everyone!
not to humiliate you further, let a shitting peruvian living in a mud huteducate you

>you dont pull, he doesnt pull: you live 25% chance
>you don't pull, he does pull: you live 25% chance
>you pull, he pulls: you live 25% chance
>you pull, he doesnt pull: you die 25% chance

added together, you have a 25% of dying and 75% of living (1/4 and 3/4)
but fuck that im not risking my life, the only safe option is to not pull, use the train as a shield for whatever

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Would you pull the lever?

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Have you seen Eye in Sky, /pol/? It's pretty much Trolley Problem: The Movie.

>>127454077
Attach dick to end of barrel, play russian roulette while running on the train track over the 5 people.

>>127455677
Hurr durr. You pick 2 scenarios yourself which leaves 50-50 odds of the two scenarios happening. Did you bother attending a math class?

>>127452658
but the family will be under it and probably get hit so no multi track drifting

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>>127455824
*Eye in the Sky

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>>127449550

>>127455855
I dont get it

>>127456222
He took acid and walked into an arcade.

>>127452088
the answer is obvious

send the trolley to the left

it will kill those 100 "aspiring doctors", most of whom will be pajeets, and affirmitive action admissions, triggering the rocket

when the rocket takes off to nuke australia (yay!) the rocket's thrust will pull the acid away from you, splashing it directly onto isis the media and that little cunt holding the rope(lern 2 vector analysis) , then i can carefully pick my way out of the minefield using my trusty field knife to probe for the IEDs.

flawless victory.

>>127456133
way more realistic imo

life is not an easy utilitarian morality dilemma

>>127450353
you absolute genius xd

>>127456180
>Don't pull: 5 die.
>Pull: Either 1 dies or everyone dies.
The odds indicate that the 5 are likely to die either way and as pulling the lever puts me personally at risk I'm going to go with not pulling the lever. This also has the great benefit of absolving me from any criminal wrongdoing.

>>127455882
>you dont pull, he doesnt pull: you live 25% chance
>you don't pull, he does pull: you live 25% chance
>you pull, he pulls: you live 25% chance
>you pull, he doesnt pull: you die 25% chance

please learn to read you are embarrassing your country even more

>>127449550
Change the track to the Muslims with the landwhale, then steal the officer's gun and shoot all of them because they're part of the goyim conspiracy, then kill Tyrone and convert all of the women to National Socialism.

>>127456629
I like this one most

>>127456222
He went to the Arcade, a place that is supposed to be fun. He put money into a game called "The Bus". He drove it to his stop. Game over. And then he was standing standing at his destination.

He basically paid to do the work himself.

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>>127452776
Holy FUCK that's edgy

>>127456795
You aren't gambling on the first choice. The only gambling is whether the other guy pulls or not.
Think about it like you are choosing which coin to flip. One has heads-heads the other has heads-tails. If you bet on heads then the first coin is obviously superior.

>>127456222
theres nothing to get, that douche nozzle drew dozens of retarded doodles like this, all with the same "psychedelic" theme

he intended to subvert your expectations, but only succeeded in creating a pretentious faux-intellectual pile of twat waffle.
dump it into your short term memory hole and forget this wanker's existence. youll be happier for it.

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POSTING OC

>>127449550
the fuckign detail that /pol/ gets into my god i love it; i'd choose muslimes; at least niggers don't use IEDs

>>127457189
>use gun to steal plane, fly into trade center

>>127452325
you wouldnt want to pull the lever.
if the trolly goes to track A 7 people will die
if the trolly goes to track B 1 person will die
meaning an average of 4 people will die. but it could be higher. so you stick with track C and 4 people will die without fail.

>>127457361
You are right about not pulling the lever but your reasoning is wrong.

You dont pull the lever, because if you did you would be a murder.

>>127454810
you're forgetting that if he pulls and you don't, you kill 7 people + him

>>127457361
You don't know what the odds are though. There could be no chance whatsoever of the train going to track A.

>>127454077
Shoot the furthest away one, if you miss , you're still an attempted hero who just happened to fail. If you hit the closer target you're still actively killing one guy who would've otherwise survived

>>127453453
multitrack. drifting.

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How about this one /pol?

>>127457728
i dont get this spooks meme, explain pks

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which one /pol/
if you dont know mathematics you're not white

>>127457986
gay

The switch is going to send the train towards the coon loving 10/10 at 120 mph will derail the train killing everyone. Id kill the Muslims and any lib with influence In the blink of an eye. Happily might I add

>>127458117
keep switching until all 5 are black

>>127458201
Didn't some Jew make up some some mental gymnastics via which the bottom one can be equal to -12?

>>127449550
10 muzzies and the whore
The nigger can keep his degenerate harem for all I care

>>127453571
Last line tells it dont make any difference, turn left anyway to try end cancer.

>>127458098
c3?

>>127457926
I would save my fellow black brothers on the bottom rail

>>127458201
>If you pull the lever then you kill a number of people equal to how many times it repeats.
>If you don't pull the lever then you kill a much larger number of people.
>However you do not get credit for the deaths if you do not pull the lever.
Shit this is tough. I suppose I'll have to forgo the credit and instead take the lack of criminality while knowing in my heart that those people died due to my completely innocent action.

>>127458098
I know the answer to this one

>>127454536
That would be funnier if it didn't mention hedonism.

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>>127458388
> the bottom one can be equal to -12?
ignorant brainlet and cant even quote the right result
please familiarize yourself with our lord and savior wildberger . he's basically to mainstream mathematics what /pol/ is to modern politics.

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Pulling the lever would cause a death by my action, violating the NAP, therefore I will not pull it.

>>127450353
This, by sacrificing one good family you prevent the spawn of dozens of degenerate and leftist children from spawining and being brainwashed, it's selfless sacrifice for the greater good, giving up what you love for the benifit of the generation that will follow.

>>127450207
BP'est FP i've ever seen

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>>127449550
how are the two choices any different? Let the train hit one and then murder the others by hand.

>>127458388
it's not a meme, it's the riemann zeta function.

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>>127458659
i supposed i didnt set it up correctly
>both tracks are infinite
the first track kills 1+1+1+1+1+...... people
the second track kills 1+2+3+4+..... people
both are infinite sums , if you're not a brainlet , can do basic limits and analytic continuation then you can find the limit of the partial sums of these series (what we call their sums).

>>127459219
Shoot an airport guard and get imprisoned in Norway.

>>127459546
>There is no problem
>Implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mko5Y8QUEjI

>>127459502
If you're going to kill an infinite number of people then you may as well choose the rail that kills them quicker. The trams speed is limited so it probably wouldn't be able to overcome the birth rate on the top rail so it's not really infinite either way assuming that the tram can continue forever.

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>>127452776
A perfect imitation...

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>>127459071

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>>127457189
I would kill myself at the gate of the airport.

>>127451178
Who the fuck goes round tying people to tracks?
What kind of idiot allows themselves to be tied to tracks?

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>>127457986
>Mike

>>127454327
Prisoner's Dilemma. If you both cooperate and pull the levers, you're both safe and the most lives are saved. If you both say fuck it and do nothing, the most people die but you live. If one of you cooperates and the other doesnt, they live and you die with a middle amount of dead people.

Its all about whether or not you trust them. The logical and best solution would be to change the path and you would hope they understood game theory.

>>127451470
I'm not a criminal

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>>127457728

>>127460165
>That moment when the Jew has to Jew himself to avoid a 5 shekel fine thus displaying compassion and/or mercy.

>>127449550
Let the train continue on to the refugees and their whore, run over and strangle the black guy with the rope while everyone's staring at the crash
alternately put on gloves and give your knife to one of the white women to cut herself free, then take it back with her prints on it and stab the black guy in the kidneys. Place knife back in her hand and scream WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>127457986
>maldraw
disgusting
>christ-chan murdering people
Pure fantasy and not Christian.

>>127459821
>birth rate on the top rail
there's no birth rate .
to simplify the problem you could say the people all live an infinite amount of time and dont die or reproduce while the problem is on.
or you could simplify it by saying the speed of the trolley is infinite (as its unitless lorentz boost transform from the stationary system AKA gamma factor is infinite) but then if you wanna evaluate the trolley problem you have to take into account its frame of reference which would make all systems of morality non-lorentz-invariant .

anyways your point is to evaluate on which track would the trolley kill less people after an infinate amount of time (what is the limit of the partial sums of each series when t-> infinity).

spoiler : the bottom track kills less people .
it makes perfect sense if you do all the steps yourself.

>see that people are about to die and start fapping
>be completely safe from prosecution

>think long and hard about the moral choice and decide to pull the lever
>risk going to jail

hows that fair

>>127460165
nice one but wtf is hersh ?

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>>127449550
The bottom track, then I start beating the shit out of the people above until the police officer's stop me.

>>127460964
The 12th most common first name declared by Jewish migrants landing at Ellis Island.

>>127453571
turn left for hitler

>>127449550
did you put the family there to prevent multi track drifting? Did you think that would stop me?

Let the muslims live because Sharia is the solution of the western problems.

>>127451702
I'd take any anime song over Smash Mouth every day of the week, and so would they. Besides they might get to die to the original SnK openning

>>127460883
Mate if you really want to rig the problem beyond the bounds of our universe just to pretend that infinity is a real number and not an unobtainable observation that points out the flaws in certain mathematical scenarios then both tracks kill an equal amount.
How the fuck can the bottom track kill less people? It's a greater theoretical value of infinity which means that while the amount is equal in both cases it is also a greater number as this makes sense when you start using infinity as if it was something that exists.

>>127458098

>cherlys trolly problem

what is this feminist garbage, mad scientists are male

>>127452776
So this is life's ultimate form... Perfection...

>>127461453
Hmmm...
all those womyn scientists seem to want your aged 4 boy to lob off his dick

>>127460165
damn I should have added a Ben Garrison signature to this.

Run over my family.
The white race doesn't deserve to go on.

>>127461167
literally the first time i ever hear this name and i'd never guess it to be of jewish origins .

>>127461419
skipped your clac 1/2/3 i see

>>127450930
save muh dikk
women love killers
i'll make up the difference in no time

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>>127453839
The latter is the only right answer. The former is a red herring, like all commie arguments

>>127450554
no, the train would just go over their heads since there would be a gap between the train and the ground

>>127462304
I think it's short for Herschel

>>127457361
>seven

I'm ashamed to be American sometimes.

>>127450930
The only moral solution is to kill all the people tied to the track.

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>>127457755
what would happen at the end though? Would the train collapse on itself?

>>127454995

>APATHY IS DEATH

>>127449550
Multi-track drifting, I hate my family, I barely exist to them

>>127459502
The earth only has so much room for tracks with people on it therefore they're not infinite. Get your head out of the clouds.

>>127462842
good point

>>127456989
Try like Hell to roll my body against the lever with enough force to switch tracks. The will to survive is strong, I doubt I would care the other guy was watching.

>>127462842
This is the answer mates

>>127449550
>>127449550

i would love to see a /pol/ version of http://moralmachine.mit.edu/

>>127457986
>Christian
>Killing people for no reason
This is your brain on Mike.

>>127454812
Here's your (you).

>>127449550
Multi-track drifting is the only sane option here

>>127457926
KILL DA WITE BOI

>>127457926
FUCC WITEY

>>127458201
>Placing the fate of the bottom track on the Riemann-Zeta Hypothesis ever being proven

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>>127454780

>>127462942
so its like herzel ?
how the flying fuck did they manage to twist it into haresh

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>>127460165
O-oy vey

>>127463383
who said problem is on earth look at the pic, earth dosnt look like that.
>>127463447
you cant do anything because you're tied.

>>127455882
Actually it's basic econ, not even math it's game theory and Nash equilibrium stuff.

>>127460559
It was actually a real problem back in the days. A meta study off various historical estimates, found that around 10% of the population in the US from 1750-1880 at some point had been tied to a track.

don't have the source, I'm sure you can find it on google.

>>127449550
Kill the woman and the muslims

Nigger will get hanged anyway, dumb women can be brainwashed later

>>127449550
Muslims are a greater threat +1 less leftist out there.

>>127457666
> Only Satan would be this retarded

If you don't know the odds it's the same as assuming 50/50

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>>127451702

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>>127465210

Triple track drifting template

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>>127450610

>>127464677
>americans
my fault for asking "what kind of idiot"

>>127450711
MULTITRACK DRIFTING

>>127451119
>>127451246
Underrated posts

>>127459502
>implying there's a limit when the the series consists purely of (1) and (n)
The correct moral option is to do nothing because you are killing the same amount of people (infinite). However, it could be morally argued to pull the lever because you're killing them not as fastly

>>127449550
I'd pick the nigger with the hot white women.
Less whites and more blacks/shitskins will mean sooner collapse of the welfare state and race war.

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>>127460569
actually it's not a prisonner's dilemma

in the prisonner's dilemma, the cost to self of getting screwed (you cooperate, they snitch) is higher than the cost to self of cooperation

it's also not chicken - in chicken there's not even an option to 'cooperate' - that's the point of the game

t. did (((economics))) (((degree))) which included game theory

>>127450554
there will be sacrifices along the way

not sure is the police approves me trying to kill EVERYone though

>>127451119
>>127451246
kek nice one medpack

>>127449550
Holy shit, this might be the cringyest thing ive seen here

>>127466025
is this your first day?

>>127449550

The ones above can die because 4 leftist women can do more damage then 1 leftist woman

>>127459502
>Freedom behind bandits

This man should be shot on sight

>>127453790
The kid is holding the bucket of acid, preventing it from spilling on you Sven

>>127460569
>The logical and best solution would be to change the path and you would hope they understood game theory.
This proves you don't understand game theory. The logical solution is to not cooperate, because if you cooperate, you risk your own downfall. The point of the prisoners dilemma is that you should never cooperate unless you yourself have enough to gain by the success of the other that even should the other refuse to cooperate, you still come out ahead.\

This is why cooperation amongst ethnic groups and nations is stable, but cooperation between ethnic groups and nations is volatile.

>>127450930
i would unironically kill all the people rather than cutting off my dick

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>>127450207
>mfw UH-OH

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>>127449550

>>127465627
>fastly

>>127452755

Jesus I'd rather not be put in the situation in the first place.

Who is going around tying people to tracks?

>>127454797
>>127455677
>>127456795
>>127457181

you are retarded

it's not just a flat percentage

see >>127464455 and >>127465896

it's a nash equilibrium

i could solve it for you to show the probabilities you should throw for each one, but they would still be an algebraic formulation since we don't know the relative values of x and y for each participant

i would also expect that because of the values in this particular game that it would give a nash eq. of always pulling the lever (one of the assumptions with game theory is that everyone involved isn't a retard) - especially if people place a higher weight on protecting themselves over others

to make it a more interesting game with a split nash equilibrium you would have to make the penalty for the person not pulling the lever something better than the cost of killing 4 other people

>>127449550
Multi-track drifting. The elevation of the rails and the midcarriage lift will keep the middle safe.

>>127465844
Slavoj Zizek is that you?

>>127452325
If I am not morally/legally responsible for any death that might happen, pulling the lever seems like the logical conclusion.

>>127454780
Holy moly, that's a fucking rare flag.

>>127452325
what if they chose to be on the track though?

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>>127450207

>>127454812
>turns 360 degrees moonwalks backwards
You mean walking forward, right?

>>127467342
destroy the housing market

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>>127450353
>kills waifu

>>127458098
B5?

>>127450207
lmfao

>>127452210
MODS

>>127451247
They're still going to be tied up after the train passes. Just go strangle them after.

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Venitian Trolley Problem!

>>127452210
MODSMODSMODS!!!!

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>>127450981

>>127462768
Your individual interests are part of your collective interests, and vice versa. Your duty as an organism, a slave to DNA, means the optimum route of life is that which preserves and propagates your genes with the greatest probability of survival. Thus, the success and survival those genetically like you is YOUR success and survival. Thus, you are collective by nature, and your individual interests should be in the survival of your genetic collective, and we see the origin of ethnic altruism, the most selfish thing you could possibly do.

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>>127463124
jesus fucking christ

>>127450554
>inherit all their possesions

Seems like a good deal to me.

>>127449550
Dont pull, what reason do I have to kill some random mub dick black dude when I could kill a bunch of Muslims instead, amd obvious you cant multi-track drift due to your family being in the middle.

>>127450353
That's the poiint of the family there. If you do that animu shit, you lose your family and waifu.

>>127469145
I hate my family and you should hate yours too. Multi-track drifting is the only option.

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>>127467682

>>127449550

Bottom. Always kill a traitor before an enemy.

>>127469309
I am married and we will try for kids soon., I dont know how I would live without my husband.

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>>127467342
Top Zozzle

>>127469888
>female
>incapable of truly moral behavior

TITS OR GTFO

>>127469525
the white women on the top are traitors as well

>>127449550
Kill everyone :D

>>127455460
holy fuck the this shits incredible
the one in the middle really made me laugh

>>127449550
DEJA VU

>>127458098
If it were 5 or 6, Bernard would instantly know it was B5 or A6. For Albert to be sure of as much, it can't be in A or B at all, or he couldn't be sure Bernard didn't have it figured out already.

Factoring this into account, the remaining choices are

>C1 or D1
>D2
>C3
>D4

If it were C1 or D1, Bernard wouldn't know for sure. Since he is sure based off his number, That leaves...

>D2
>C3
>D4

And since Albert is sure as well, it can't be D2 or D4.

The correct coordinates are C3.

>>127453839
explain to a pleb?

>>127450353
SPBP

>family dies
Nah
>implying most railroads aren't raised above the surrounding ground

>>127470026
>Killing your family and the father of your future children for a nigger
>Moral

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>>127457361
>so you stick with track C and 4 people will die without fail.

>>127462714
Dress IDF soldiers as Palestinian civilians and have them receive 100% of the humanitarian aid.

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>>127452776

>>127450353

Multidrifting may not kill the family. If you lay down on the tracks so that you are not on the rails themselves, you may survive.

Therefore, multi drifting may not kill your family.

However all those that die have the potential to become martyrs.

>>127452210
im 12 and what is this

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>>127478921

well, so is she...

>>127452776
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it. But this is what peak performance looks like.

>>127449550
pull lever in a Way that the train derails and kills all fucking normies. Even the police officers.

If you are a nigger:
>send the train to the mudslimes
If you are a mudslime:
>Send the train to the nigger and his bitches
If you are from Manchester:
>Kill your own family and friends for the sake of diversity
>cops turn on you anyway

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>>127479081
4 U

>>127453453
Tape it and upload to live-leeks.

>>127466620

and yet you faggots still vote for merkel... irony

>>127452210
Fukken hot

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>>127456989
Knowing nothing about the other person, I would save myself.
Information about him, such as race, people who rely on him, potential positive impact on the world, etc, would convince me to save him instead.

>>127450207
Sides = gone

>>127450930
crush my tiny rice cock and get a 18in tentacle robocock.

>>127451702
SOME

>>127452776
>dat ceiling cat cubeecraft

confirmed for oldfag and alpha as fuck

>>127449550
Kill them all

>>127475487
23% > 15%