i have a question for the jews. can you guys shapeshift into

>>127437652
They call them shape-shifting because they attach themselves to any successful civilization and breed themselves into it.

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naaa they wish , they dont have any real powers

>>127437652
its the same way you guys turn into roaches

>>127437652
I can shape shift in your mother you hairy fuck

>>127437652
Yes but it's random. Some get to become alligators or monitor lizards, while others can end up as newts or salamanders.

Also, trying to shill on /pol/ with scaled claw hands isn't fun nor productive.

>>127439482
Don't tell him, Chaim!

>>127439482
that breaks my heart ;(

i thought you would shape-shift into human-like reptilian beings with cool ass features.

Only the ruling class can, the rank-and-file don't.

>>127439482
>tfw gecko jew
>try to shapeshift for the first time
>omg it worked!
>hope on /pol/
>keyboard keys stick to my toe pads
>rip off keys without even looking
>now have to wait a week for key replacement kit to arrive

It's not all it's cracked up to be goys, trust me.

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>>127437652

Some of us can but not all. G-d grants some members of his tribe certain special powers after their Bar-Mitzvah.

>>127437652
>>127439482
>>127440948
God damn it /pol/. Thank you. I needed that laugh after this morning.

i have been zucc'd for many times and got tired of this goybook. so i have frozen my account and now digging dank memes from instagram. without being "shoah'd" or zucc'd!