/pol/ Humour thread

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>>127436318

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I like this one better.

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>>127436601

kek that is a good one

>>127436318
When my cat shits in the litter box I cover his face in deli meat because he's a cuck and doesn't do anything when he shits

>>127436712
i'm not on their side, but could you give me a single example of a person with most of those traits all at once? i live in berkley and the people here are not even close to being that bad

>>127437107
Putins face every time.

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>>127437233

>>127436509
kek

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>>127437278

>>127436509
who is this cuck?

>>127437233
I'll have you know we can count the days between on rare occasions.

>>127437461
sargoy

>>127436884

Cambodia?
RARE

>>127437043
do you know what hyperbole is?

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>>127437554

>>127437107
whats that on the dogs cock

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>>127436509

>>127437741
it's a female
those are nipples

>>127437107
Cute pupper

>>127437741
Jesus christ, Finland. You just had to look at the dog's dick.

>>127437852
oh nvm i was looking at putins shoe

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>>127436318

>>127437932
Nvrmnd, that's Putins shoe.

>>127437521
sweden fought in ww2?

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>>127437706

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>>127437983

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>>127436318

>>127436601
R A R E
A
R
E

>>127436318
>>>/ptg/

>>127438041
swedes havent fought in a war since the 1800's

>>127438075
hahah holy shit

>>127438075
this one was well worth the read

>>127438132
Not as a nation atleast.

>>127438586
Give him an erection and its perfect.

>>127438075
BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA FUCKING KEKKKKKK

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>>127438621

>>127438044
No, but their military was prepared for invasion since back then they weren't retarded

>>127438803
Toku has declined.

>>127436509
saved

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Try saying that to my face you weak ass punk, you can't take me on. Pathetic... You are weak, inferior. I'll have you know I've practiced the way of the sword since I was small and can easily dispose of your ilk without even trying. Bring your best and I'll make you see your worst, in a matter of seconds. I have become the cold steel, the swift wind.. Your end has come.... Bitch. Sleep with one eye open cunt

>>127438044
Volunteers.

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>>127436318

>>127436884
Lol, I remember this one!

>>127437285
>Hitler did nothing wro-

>>127438044
volunteers in finland.
>Tfw our forefathers shot commies in droves

>>127439045
that's cringey as shit mate

>>127439018
Busch beers latest advertising campaign is gold

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>>127438075

lol they where showing that fruit's youtube channel on TV, they left out the part about him blowing paki taxi drivers.

>>127438852
Ahhh, the serpent devours itself. Beautiful.

>>127437107
F for Merkel

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I think this is funny but most of you will probably back the little faggot rather than the black chick

>>127439237

fucking jeb! got tired of slow and steady!

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>>127438075
Haaa. Kek has a sense of humour after all.

>>127437107

>Being scared of a labrador

Merkel is pathetic beyond belief

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>>127436318
Someone posted this in another thread today, and it was quite humorous to watch /pol/ brainlets fail miserably. Does that count?

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>>127439450
lol, pretty good

>>127437278
>double digit counter

They're really a hope-filled people, aren't they?

>>127437043
>being this retarded.

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>>127438998
japanons are truly the best

>>127439242
Well it IS the progressive stack
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_stack

>>127436837
>reasons to spare the jews

You're fighting a fucking war and you could enlist them in the military.

>>127439241
kek

>>127439636
can you have two male children but claim one identifies as a woman?

>>127439045
mate that's very gay

>>127439681
Makes me mad son.
Glad he got his revenge though. Where's the joke though?

>>127438075
>The amount of married muslim taxi drivers that have taken me home for free in the hope of a quick blowie. It melts mt heart every time.
>:(
This one left the world getting a blowie from a Muslim who melted his heart and my sides.

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FUCK outta my way non-american fucking shits

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>>127438075
Butiful, pls don't be fake

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>>127439093
Saved

>>127438041
What a garbage pic. I got 0
t. autist

>>127438424
Please tell me there is a gif version of this

>>127439462
Why would we? The little bitch white kid is essentially a race traitor. Why the fuck would anyone support that faggot here?

>>127436601
What country is that?

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>>127439011
>Did you just mention my dad, I will fuckin break you

>>127439462
Umm, no. Blackie served that cuck.

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>>127439045
this is better. For those that don't know this guy is a professional basketball player

>>127440071
because the chick is a nigger, last time I posted it all I got in response was how she's black

>>127440172
>>127440192
blackie is undercover /pol/ack

>>127439636
nil, at this point in feminism men will have completely resorted to homosexuality and anime
middle-class-affordable artificial wombs when

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>>127440209
/pol/'s got better taste these days

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>>127440226

>>127439029
How did the man (female) ejaculate?

>>127438075
>Nothingofvaluewaslost.jpg

>>127438075
>Me when people ask me if I still want to live in a world where Donald Trump is president

well now he doesn't have to, thanks isis

add this to the list

>>127438918
>not 'you're a white mare!'
Please anon kun

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>>127440225

>>127440274
in the future this will be the norm so we'll have to learn however xir did it

>>127437461
Lol try harder next time, you transparent muslim faggot.

>>127440226

I really like to think that is a real picture and not photo shopped.

>>127439843
>>127438998
Based Japan.

>>127440241
Are those SS booty shorts?

>>127438776
is this real?

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>>127438852
>masculine-of-center genderqueer

>>127439462

No way. I'd wife her and make half-babies.

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>>127440394

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anyone have a higher res version of this?

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>>127438852
Fucking christ

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>>127437285
>how could this happen?

>>127439962
you think adult gay pooskins attend ariana grande concerts?

>>127438776
whats funny about this?

>>127440465

hmmmm... I see why they have us beat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate

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>>127438075

>>127440465
Thanks mate.

>>127438078
N E W F A G
E
W
F
A
G

>>127439947
lmao

>>127439947
who is he?

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>>127440437
They took over an ISIS stronghold, I think they're kurds.
still, pretty good meme

>>127440655
donald trump, american president

>>127440655
Montenigger

>>127439045
That sign says "Autistic Faggot" in German.

>>127440569
They apparently do
https://twitter.com/MENnewsdesk/status/867310330753449984

>>127440608
I saw a Niue flag today

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>>127439846

Finland, are you fucking retarded?

>>127440557
Is that fucking real? I don't think there's hope

>>127437043
it's a joke, you autistic retard

>>127440749
lol

>>127437285
>1910 borders
>goebles
/his/ is fucking stupid

>>127439636
0 identifying as male will be illegal

Not enough information doh

>>127438998
Now if other people from other countries who post here can make bantz like this, Japan would have some competition every now and then for being bantzmasters

>>127439846
>trusting jews in your military

I'd be angry if it was anybody but you finland. I dont hate you, I know its not your fault you are all fucked up.

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>>127437043
But confused leftist retards are everywhere these days.

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>>127440685
>>127440437
>>127438776
had to look it up, they are kurds

>>127440655
Donald J. Trump

>>127439128
>The ads on the side
It's perfect.

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>>127440362
you right now

>>127439846
> Jews are dangerous
> Let's set them free and give each one a rifle.

>>127440805

I'm a man of average strength and I am pretty confident I could take them all on at the same time.

>>127441009
I don't have the picture, but aren't there something like 0 rapes done by white men on black women?

I can't imagine that white men rape more black men than they do black women

>>127440805
WTF is up with the low energy of these people. I've seen more energy in the coma ward!

>>127440991
This happened?

>>127440936
>Not enough information doh
wat

>>127437497
Hey 15 year old, I'm aware that most of you here on pol barely leave your caves,
Some of us fought for this country. Whatever "jew problem" the Muslims planted in your little brain is nothing compared to the mass invasion of Islam. I know faggots like to play pretend edgelord and you want to suck off hitler, but we'll get to whatever jew issues remain after we deal with the Muslims who continue to rape and murder women and children daily.

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>>127440805

>>127439933
>Where's the joke though?
They're calling it a toy collection.

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>>127438075
>finally got a free blowie from a muslim

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>>127441009
>It WILL happen to you

>>127439644
Is the joke that they're both embarrassing?

>>127438075
You know, this Allah fellow seems alright after all.

>>127441109
I'd say Google Pixel
But I don't think many people would know Pixel's the name of their phone

>>127438075
karma

>>127440557
wat
fucking sydney man, it's halfway to melbourne-tier

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>>127441265
0.1 shekels have been deposited in your account.

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>>127438636
A simple irony is sometimes is the best way of comedy

>>127441246
not enough information to solve the problem. For example, if every family has children until they have a boy the solution is simple, but that's not how things work.

>>127439241
Perfect

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>>127436318

>>127441325
:)

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>>127441357
fix your shit man

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>>127441409

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I like those wikipedia battle graphs.

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>>127441265
Is this faggot serious or just another marine unwilling to accept that he caught a shrapnel in his ass not for America, but for Israel?

>>127438586
nice

>>127441487
Now do you see why we choose 2D?

>>127441379
>if every family has children until they have a boy the solution is simple
That's most likely what the author meant. You're just getting autistic about it. So what's the solution?

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>>127441009

You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

>>127438586
kek

>>127439636
female: a little over 50%
male: a little under 50%

the official answer of the creator of that riddle was false or not accurate.

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>>127441130
>>127440986
>>127440794
>Finland, are you fucking retarded?

We had jews in our military and no problems came out of it. Some even served alongside German troops in northern finland :) :)

Germany had plenty of IRON CROSS WINNING WW1 veterans who were denied chance to serve.

Not using all available resources is fucking retarded when the plan is to fight all other great powers in the world at the same time.

>>127438615
Underrated.

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>>127441536
but s-she's so traditional

>>127441009
yellow on black male rapes happen about as often as unicorn on werwolf rapes
wtf

>>127441545
Come to think of it, it says "can continue", so for a large population, you can treat individual choices as essentially random.

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>>127438852
>Diversity officer

>>127441652
you realize how rare it is to see obese asians? especially in Asia?

>>127441366
my sides

>>127438075
TOPEST OF KEKS

this is just pure magic

>>127439093
Holy mother of kek

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>>127437043
Wow KYS

>>127441208
>#jewishpositivity
This tweet isn't even about this creature being trans.

>>127436601
Did that kid really die?

>>127441545
1/2+2/4+3/8+...=2

>>127441366

kek

>>127441245
No, it's fake I'm afraid

>>127438776
the irony

>>127441813
wtf? what is this even supposed to mean?

>>127441012
>Smash Britain First

WTF I hate Kurds now

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>>127441705
I bet you're the same faggot who says "you realize how rare it is to see attractive blacks?"
you need to get out of your house more often jason

>>127439351

Tf

Great/10

>>127440225
Sometimes I feel bad for the old real anarchists of the past, like those of Russia and Spain. Sure, I don't agree with them, but they had a solid ideology there, now it was basically reduced to "LOL CHAOS NO RULEZ FUCK THE POLICE".

>>127441906
that's also true though?

I'll write this off as aussie shitposting

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>>127441813
>2
That's wrong.

>>127439946
Holy fuck America..

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Meanwhile, in Ukraine..

>>127440732
That's corny as fuck
KYS

>>127441975
>+...
>>127441813
5/8.. I don't get it though

>>127440443
underrated

>>127442077
yeah, wrong.

>>127438744
>and WONG

>>127442077
I mean 2 is not the correct answer to the problem.

>>127441975
Ah, forgot the base case, 3

>>127436509
Jonathan Frakes?

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>>127438744
>and done a hitler

>>127442145
3 is not the correct answer either.

>>127439681

>pornpilai
>motherfuckin PORNpilai

>>127439636
>kikery: the post

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>>127438075
The Sun calls him a Manchester legend.

>>127438987
Dan?

>>127440805
Stalin would be proud.

>>127442190
>t. brainlet

>>127439029

What was the point in all that?

>>127442145
>>127442182
How can a single integer be a ratio, you subhuman anime chink.

>>127441265
lurk moar
but first gtfo

>>127438075
Shadilay!!!!!!!!!

>>127441409
Sold. Fuck this 3d heterosexuality shit.

>>127442203
Hey Tom, You want the regular? Deconstructed frape with smashed avocado on naan bread coming right up.

>>127436318

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUemrRRgrmD/

>>127439199
normal is the best

>>127436509
"How do you do, fellow stormfags?"

>>127439237
Jeb! At The Disco

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>>127442299
>how can a/b produce an integer
>t. aryan intellectual
This is why I enjoy it so much...

>>127440557
Our country is beyond saving.

>>127436884
Fuck how the fuck did I miss this
Thanks to having a job, I can only visit /pol/ on weekends D:

>>127442399

Fuck you Chaim

https://www.instagram.com/p/BUemrRRgrmD/

>>127442399
But it's not even close to 2 or 3.
You probably even can't solve the math riddle yourself, you filth.

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>>127437043
>i live in berkley and the people here are not even close to being that bad

>>127442417
that's what socialised healthcare does, you belong to the government now cunto