/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD – WOMAN JUST GOT SHOT EDITION

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Press FF to pay respects for Pregnant women

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male black
black gun
red t shirt

>>127419226
F

FF

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>>127419226
F

That one guy sounded frantic

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she's gone, man

X

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>take it easy Robert!

>>127419226
FF
>Car hit a pole
And the eternal battle continues

>12 male black teens

>car hit a pole

>>127419226

S

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12 male blacks walking

>car v. pole MCMXLII
War never changes.

>>127419226
FF

>>127419226
FF

>>127419415
That's 12 too many

Prayers to all CPD on duty stay safe tonight Robert!

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closing time
let the carnage begin!

>kedzia on a...car fire

>>127419536
Real nigger hours.

>>127419536
It's closing time
One last call for alcohol,
so finish your whiskey or beer
Closing time,
You don't have to go home but you
can't
stay
here

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>drunk drivers all over the place

The count will have a lot to count tonight

>>127419674
What you're calling the cause I call the cure!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-UBgTg1wbA

>>127419712
when the male black isnt beating his girlfriend to death or gambling on the corner he sometimes goes on a joy ride while drunk

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>give news affairs a call ASAP

Aww Shiieett

>active order of protection against a thug nigger
>he doesn't pay any attention to it

who would have seen that coming?

>>127419956
Those bustas uptown ain't gonna shot theyself, nigguh.

>>127419863
https://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914

>>127419992
What happened? I zoned out.

>Male black with a child. I'm interested in this story now

>male black is taking a child...
this augurs well

>the male black is taking a small male white/hispanic child out by the reserve
>female caller saying she heard shots fired

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nigger pedo kidnapping hispanic child
and the usual shots fired

>>127420066
That boy better clench his pucker tight. Niggers gon' nig.

"Male black taking a male white or male Hispanic child in duns area"

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>male black
>taking small white or hispanic child

I don't think that is going to end well for the kid

>Male black takes a child white or child hispanic to dunes(?) area

>intoxicated couple in parking lot arguing over who will drive

is this what love is like

>>127419226
FF

>>127420045
>girlfriend called police saying her ex-bf is trying to break into her apartment and said he was going to kill her.

>>127420218
Aw hell...

>MALE WHITE! PLOT TWISTY

did they find that poor kid or what???

priorities ROBERT!!!

>>127420296
>dad taking son home from bar

>>127420296

That's probably the victim.

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>male laying in intersection

gee...I wonder if he is dead.

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I miss anything good tonight? People still stealing tide?

cant find the kid??!!

>30 people fighting

>They've taken shirts off so it's serious now
kek

>30 people fighting
What a night to be alive.

>>127420494
Tide banditry happens all the fucking time. Pisses me off to no end.

>>127420341
>>127420345
>>127420373
>>127420511

What's going on with this? Not sure
I didn't hear anything about dad/son

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>30 people fighting

hahahahahaha

>taking shirts off, it looks serious now

>over 30 fighting
check

Robert says it looks like it is getting serious now

>>127419005
ho-leeee shit. this is addicting as hell. satisfying.

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>>127420539
typical niggers

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30 people fighting
"they've taken shirts off so it's serious now"

>>127420586
no idea. hope kid is ok.

I hate pedos

>>127420539
>30
AH AH AH AH

Did I hear someone say "he was Swedish?"

(in b4 Sweden Yes)

>>127420586
I think they send a robert into area to look for him
but hasnt found him yet

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Large Crowd of Drag Racers. They should record it for the new fast & the furious.

>>127420668

Is that a unicorn fucking a dude behind him??

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>drag racers on Loomis
>large crowd, very racy

its on

>>127420638
>wake up
>make coffee
>turn on CPD
>take a sit on the balcony
>light up a cig
ah, beautiful sunny mornings...

>local time is 9:30 am.

Holstead sounds like quite a busy place

fights, drunks and everything interesting goes on there.

>>127420863
unicorn dolphin to be precise

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>>127420740
sounded like that to me

>>127420863
Why yes, I believe it is... It's a mural for the local school/daycare center.

>>127420863
ye

>>127420931
Halsted

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>>127420905
Enjoy the show!

>two shots to the upper abdomen
>two to the left arm

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>name Sha wan

I love those nigger names

>2 shots abdomen and 2 in arm

>>127421042
>two shots abdomen
>two shots left arm
ouch. come on robert, give that man... a hand.

>4 gunshot wounds

I'm off to the land of nod. Good night and stay safe Robrert.

>>127421042
every weekend my friend... thanks!

>>127421199
Was it that woman who got shot in the back?

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AH AH AH

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>>127421268
This will be a very good weekend for this since it is a 3 day weekend.

Oh who am I kidding these basketball american's don't have jobs

>>127421259
stay comfy, robert!

Jesus Trump just send in the Feds already!

>>127421259
'night Robert

>>127421389
ITS A NIGGER MONSTER!

>driver passed out in Truck

Sounds like Mexican

>>127421389
don't welfare, EBT, section 8, medicare, and parole count as jobs?

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Stay safe, Roberts, you're doing god's job.
It's time for me to go to bed.

Keep it comfy, over.

>male black and male his panic fighting inside Taco Bell

>>127421551
>sings "its the first of the month"

yeah. I guess that is a job.

TACO BELL TACO BELL TACO BELL

>Black male & a hispanic fighting inside a taco bell

We need drawfags on some of these.

>male, yelling at female. crying. not surprising

>>127421562
goodnight Robert! stay safe

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>Male Black
>Male Hispanic
>Fighting outside Taco Bell

Here's to the spic killing the nigger and the Cop killing the spic!

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>>127421562
Good night Robert. Sleep comfy.

>gunshot wound to the upper abdomen
>two the the left arm
>stable is not a condition

And another one.

>>127421620
also, pimpin', dope slingin', and gang bangin' are jobs

TOSAJNA is the name of the nigger that was shot.

Gotta love those names.

>cars need to guard crime scene

what crime scene? this entire city is a crime scene

>>127421562
have a good one, Robert

>3-4 shots fired on Devon and Oakley

https://youtu.be/LUorkXnilaM
SUPER COMFY

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>>127421881
AH AH AH

>suspect description
i am unsurprised

>10 shots heard

>male slumped over the wheel

>oh boy

>slumped over wheel

Drug of choice?

>>127421893
Chimp on me (chimp on me) nigger out (chimp on me) niggers wrong, get in the squad caaaaaarrrrrrrr!

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>>127421268
>>127421389
This is nothing compared to the bloodbath that will be he 4th of July. They use the fireworks as cover for their shootings. Same thing with new years.

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>>127422385

Chicago is a warzone. This is just crazy.

>>127422662
It's actually safer in a warzone.

>3419 West Hermitage says there spouse hit him, we got nothing further

Unrelated to the overall /comfy/, but does anyone here play Red Orchestra 2? If so, what servers do y'all recommend?

>20-30 people outside being loud

>>127422978
not sure, I'm actually playing wario land on my gba cause I'm an old school gamer fag

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>>127420931
Halsted anon here can confirm. Lots of hired security walking up and down, cpd ever 10th car. Brawls and hammered and drugged out blacks and lgbt of all kinds.

Watched a tall fat blackout drunk black woman take a tumble on this corner a minute ago. It took two of her friends to get her up and then i watched and listened to her friends try and drag her wasted ass down the street.

I close on Monday and Im interested to see what this area is like that night, dont know what clubs are open. Gonna try to get some aesthetic pics in Wicker where i work and here.

>black vehicle blaring loud music in the whole foods parking lot

>>127423148
lol boystown has attracted the hood gay blacks and is making all the fags scared

t. tattoo artist in chicago

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>>127423377
dont you mean nigger faggots?

>shots fired at Mary Mac and West Irving
>caller heard 10 (ten) shots

>shots fired

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>>127423148
could you by any chance do this nation a favor and import some Ebola enriched Africans to that neighborhood?

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>>127423491
AH AH AH

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good riding with you Roberts tonight
>>127423148
stay safe out there

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>call girl says they heard a female screaming really loud

>>127423485
top kek

>>127423638
Take care Robert

>>127423377
Lease is up at the end of the month thankfully moving to uptown.

The sheer number of black bull dykes is honestly astounding.

>>127423744
:)

>>127423767
have you considered setting up a ghetto webcam?

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>niggers running all over the place starting fights everywhere.

>Can't wait for more gunshots

Why is this deleted

It's like Oakland/Richmond on roids!!
Love this thread byw,

>>127424028
I know. I won't go near Oakland so I can't even imagine what Chicongo must be like

>>127423869
itd be just a matter of time til someone able to figure out where hes broadcasting from

>>127424261
go to west oakland theres no blacks

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>sir they're asking for ontixocant control
>sir they're [something]

why would you steal a dodge caravan?

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I love this thread so much but I can't keep my eyes open anymore. Goodnight Robert! I know I am going to miss out on more nigger shenanigans.

>>127424377
good question and good numbers, praise Kek

>>127424447
good night Robert

>>127424377
In that movie End of Watch the Mexicans stole a van because they're inconspicuous and the side door opens, good for drivebys.

>2 calls battery victims, robbery in progress 4 male blacks walking through trains

car on fire and noise complaint

>car on fire

suspicious male throwing boxes on the 1st floor description unknown

suspicious person white/Hispanic breaking in vehicle

>male white acting crazy, trying to gf

Who here early morning /CPD/?

Who also max comfy?

>hot breakfast
>coffee
>cat in lap

Lets go, lads.

>4-6 shots fired
>caller states she heard gunshots but nothing further

>6 shots heard but not seen

anyone else hear this

I'm on these threads when I'm working nights. I can't listen to the scanner but I just follow the anon play by play.

>>127427661
it;s quiet now

Intoxicated male shouting racial slurs and talking about Donald Trump

>>127432355
nigger lolz

>male white
>showing private parts
muh dick

>>127424324
...driving a panda Trueno hatch with Fujiwara decals?