In an alternate reality, he won.
What's the current situation there?
>>127408031
Rumor is he had those turtles to control Mitch McConnell through voodoo
>>127408031
The guac business is booming.
>>127409044
laced with coke to make it addicting
In that timeline /pol/ summoned an ancient turtle god.
Wait. is Jeb a flat earther?
It's a never ending energy crisis.
>>127409806
top kek
Cuck president.
Not much difference in mid-2017 desu.
>>127408031
Guacabowles for everyone!
barbara bush funeral was yesterday
>>127409806
lel
>>127408031
Guacfare commences in September.
Free guac for the guac deprived.
Avocados are poisonous and fatal in tiny quantities, 1/4oz/~7g. The government uses it to kill inmates on death row.
THERE IS ONLY ONE REALITY. DEGENERATE, ESCAPIST FANTASY FAGGOT.
>>127408031
Media is reacting with outrage to every little thing he does and calls him literally Hitler on a daily basis. They only have one reaction to a republican president.
>>127408031
Dubya is back as the Ambassador to Russia. Cue more pics of Dubya and Putin being bros.
War in the ME would of already been declared for (((them))) and their pipeline but the message of toppling Assad and destroying ISIS would be the rallying cry but the soldiers would have guac in the MREs. So not that bad for the soldiers.
>>127408031
All millennials we're given a stipend for avacado sandwiches to help save for homes. NEETs now mostly employed making sandwiches and have moved out of their basements into town homes they could now afford.