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Is it against Islamist code to masturbate during Ramada? Does

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Is it against Islamist code to masturbate during Ramada?

Does the Prophet Moe allow for any fun whatsoever? I've glanced through the Koran and "allah" sounds like an evil and hypocritical son of a bitch.

for example Islamists cannot drink, but "allah" promises rivers of wine in the after life...
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>>127398615
Ann Barnhardt is my personal hero for standing up against the vile evil that is Islam. Islam is not only the enemy of the Middle East, but the enemy of the world, and God himself.

Islam represents all that is bad and evil and barbaric in this world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htshvId51UE&t=185s
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This is why they blow shit up.
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>>127399757
Because they don't masturbate? Doesn't everyone masturbate? I mean who honestly doesn't masturbate? Even when I was in a relationship and having sex, I still masturbated.
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>>127400928
Not everyone is a horny teenager
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Masturbation for both men and women is forbidden in Islam.
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>>127401717
So how do they explain it away to account for the fact most of them do it?
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If you cant keep your hand from touching your dick for only one month you lack basic willpower
Ramadan is meant to be a month where you develop self control over your basic human urges like eating,drinking,getting angry,swearing,having sex or fapping
You degenerates lack self control thats why you are getting fucked over by ((them))
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>>127400928
Degenerate
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>>127400928
>Doesn't everyone masturbate?
There are only 2 types of people in this world.

A) Admits to masturbating
B) Lies about masturbating

This is a fact, and is proven.
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>>127403417
>Self control
>Look, desert devil, I totally keep myself pure!
>I'll just feast like mobility scooter bound 'Murrican and binge eat myself sick with grease dripping treats when you go to sleep!
Good thing sun doesn't really go down in here, you degenerate goat fuckers.
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>>127398615
allah is the devil from the bible and anyone that follows him is going to eternal hellfire.

there used to be way more statues and buildings around mecca before the posessed mohammad ordered to destroy them all but the cube of saturn/satan.
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>>127404082
We also do cardio by praying(tarawih) for an hour without a rest after eating
At least we dont drink the healthy ((alchool))
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>>127405132
Of course you don't drink alcohol, you don't need to. Glass full of camel piss looks much like glass of cheap beer.
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>>127405132
How do you know when the hour is up? Do you keep a timer? Are you so unfocused in your prayers that you pay attention to the timer?
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>>127398615
I've never understood how anyone could read the Koran and be a Muslim.
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>>127401060
I'm in my 30's been in multiple relationships and even during those I jerked off.

If you're under 50 and you don't jerk off, something's wrong with you. Once I reach 50 or 60 or whenever and lose the urge, I'm taking fucking viagra.

Why deny a pleasure that is God/ nature given that harms absolutely no one?

So many of the abrahamic old testament style edicts are complete bullshit. Anyone actually believe the earth was created in 6 days?

It's actually unhealthy to NOT masturbate... why would God or Allah if you will, want someone to be unhealthy?

http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/5-reasons-you-should-masturbate-tonight

If you're not masturbating ebcause of religious dogma, you're a total fucking idiot.
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>>127405132
Alcohol in moderation is healthy.

http://www.eatthis.com/benefits-of-alcohol

You can deny science all you want and read your heretical pedophile inspired Koran and deny what lies before your very eyes, but you're just wasting your life on the words of a fraud, a murderer, a rapist, a pedophile, and a thief. Your prophet at one point thought he was talking to the devil... He was either insane or just manipulating people for their money. Anyone who follows Muhammad is retarded and should be sterilized.

/pol/ by and large rejects your religion and your so called prophet of the dunes.

I mean people see mirages wandering the desert, maybe your pedophile prophet also was.
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>>127407714
Me neither, I read that crap and it sounded more like the works of Satan.


http://radicaltruth.net/index.php/learn/five-things/5-five-things-about-muhammad

http://www.answering-islam.org/Silas/demons.htm

That bastard is the single worst human being to ever live and is responsible for a great deal of what's wrong with the world today.
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>>127409537
Stop watching porn.
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>>127410453
I don't know about you but I get urges without watching porn. I get hard, I masturbate, hard on goes away, I feel better. Like natural xanax. There are no bad side effects to masturbating.

Telling people not to masturbate is as stupid as telling people to get circumsized.
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>>127398615
never understood why 'you cannot eat week' became a thing.
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>>127403417
You do realize that non-muslims don't observe or "celebrate" ramadan right?

It's not like Christmas where both Christians and Atheists celebrate it.

Jews, Christians, Atheists, Hindus, Buddhists, etc. do not celebrate or observe ramadan, so why would we refrain from masturbating during a month only you and your people conside holy?
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Oh No! No Cummies for a month!
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>>127411155
Fasting is about cleansing by refusing certain foods or habits like alcohol and tobacco.
Total stop for eating is very drastic thing to do and usually doesn't last for very long, for obvious reasons.

Ramadan isn't fasting. It's retarded eating and hydrating times and it lasts for a month.
They show their devotion by not eating or drinking (really smart when hot season starts...) in day and stuffing themselves full of junkfood after dark.
Their religious behavior can be explained by Finnish saying:
Kun on katto päälläh, Allah ei näe.
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>>127411155
Probably because their prophet spent a week starving before finding some old biddy to fund his insanity before eventually marrying a 9 year old girl. He used people to his liking, the old crone for money and the child to satisfy his perverted sexual desires.

>Mohammed suffered so we must suffer as well

The proof that Mohammed was no prophet is that a Jewish woman poisoned him, and upon discovering this, he said allah would never allow it... a week later he died due to complications from that very poisoning.

That was the single best gift the Jews ever bestowed upon the world... was in killing that fucker Mohammed before he caused even more damage and spread even more lies.. I think a monument should be built to honor that Jewess from ridding the world of such a perverted evil man.

I imagine the Jewess poisoning the prophet of islam went something like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1KIfYHBYT0
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>>127398615
>>127400928
>>127403417

what sort of lameass clickbait thread is this? what sort of lazyass unemployed degenerate looser has time to masturbate during the daytime anyway?

just wankoff during nighttime like any selfrespecting non degenerate will do!
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Masturbating is immoral. Use a goat.
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