Brit/pol/ - Sunday morning edition

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>>127397915

Just wondering how someone can say they will not cow-tow to bombers and in the same breath say they are voting labour. Surely the change in a vote because of the deaths of 22 manky people you would never had known is about pure slavery. If the Tory landslide does not happen then the people with the back packs got what they wanted..

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Who else going for an /earlymorningrun/?

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The first poll we actually have figures for is Opinium, who have topline figures of CON 45%(-1), LAB 35%(+2), LDEM 7%(-1), UKIP 5%(nc). Changes are from the previous week and fieldwork was on Tuesday and Wednesday, so just after the Manchester bombing but before political campaigning had resumed. We have movement towards Labour, but the Conservatives still managing to cling onto a double-digit lead. Tabs are here.

ComRes for the Sunday Mirror and Independent have topline figures of CON 46%(-2), LAB 34%(+4), LDEM 8%(-2), UKIP 5%(nc). Changes are from a fortnight ago, and fieldwork was between Wednesday and Friday. The Tory lead has dropped by six points, but ComRes tends to give the Conservatives some of their better figures, so this still leaves them with a twelve point lead. Tabs are here.

ORB for the Telegraph have topline figures of CON 44%(-2), LAB 38%(+4), LDEM 7%(nc), UKIP 5%(-2). Changes are from a week ago and fieldwork was Wednesday to Thursday. Once again, we have a narrowing of the Tory lead, in this case down to six points.

YouGov for the Sunday Times have topline figures of CON 43%(nc), LAB 36%(-2), LDEM 9%(-1), UKIP 4%(nc). Changes are from the Times poll earlier in the week and fieldwork was Thursday to Friday. This is the most recent of the polls we’ve seen so far tonight, and it has Labour falling back a bit from the YouGov poll in the week. That said, it is only one poll, so don’t read too much into that unless we see other polls showing a similar pattern.

ICM for the Sun on Sunday has toplines of CON 46%(-1), LAB 32%(-1), LDEM 8%(-1), UKIP 5%(+1). Fieldwork was on Wednesday to Friday, and changes are since the ICM/Guardian poll conducted over last weekend. Changes here seem quite steady (ICM’s previous poll already showed a sharp narrowing of the lead). As I said earlier, ICM and ComRes tend to show the largest Tory leads because of their demographic based turnout model.

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Scholars are still considering all of the allegories within this picture.
>whose dog is it?
>Why are these creatures outside what looks to be quite a stately building?
>what is the meaning of Che Gormless's expression?
>Why has he got a black hankie dangling from his pocket?

Reeeeee it too warm to sleey

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>>127398168
Tory, Labour, doesn't matter, both will continue to let swarms of darkies in as they always have. A globalist cunt is a globalist cunt.

First for massively suicidal intentions.

>>127398392
Why has he got a number on his arm?

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>>127398174
Early morning fap maybe.
>>127398504

>>127398392
I thought it was a holster! Are you telling me our hero is not armed and dangerous like I first thought? Or could he kill a man with his bare hands? (touching women would be sexist, and completely against Che's moral code)

>>127398606
Probably a lefty lawyer or some such other help for when he gets arrested, so more likely his mum.

>>127398043
Why would a communist have Delaware as a cause to support?
Is there some deeper meaning?
The state Delaware derives it's name from the river Delaware which in turn is named for governor De La Warr
>De La war
>he talks of the constant war of class struggle even in silence

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>>127398537
Like I said in the other thread have a virtual cuddle from Syd https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIHFTVE2EA

>>127398606
Solidarity with our Jewish brothers.

britbongs btfo!! get wreckt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjB692ZZV-M

Do you think we'll get a thread sticky on election night?

>>127398863
Has anyone got the original? I fancy a wank.

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*blacks your constituency*

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>>127398984
What the fuck

>>127398957

yes

>>127398957
It's going to be unbearable with all the foreigners.

>>127399023
>champion local history and tradition
>by voting for a nigger

very civic

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>>127398606
I thought those were Korean photographs the calligraphy itself is intriguing. I can only wonder at the devoted soldier of the proletariat who took the time to adorn this warrior
Perhaps it tells us that even in the utilitarian there can always be beauty?
>>127398748
Given the last time those hands were washed he could certainly kill with his bare hands. Zoom in to truly appreciate how clearly this is a working man.

>>127398835
How did you know it was me though?

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>>127399160
It's a very safe seat so he'll win no problem. This is the labour candidate.

>>127399106
God all the yanks wobbling and spilling crumbs on the furniture. It's put me right off the comfy already.

>>127399202
The smell

>Got bullied by some guy at a wedding yesterday just because I brought my own hot sauce to the reception

fug u

>>127399291
Is that a pre-op?

>>127399298
At least they'll think we're 'based' when Corbyn loses

>>127399335
Gosh, really? I do happen to have quite a fishy bellend. If you've sniffed it out online then I really should do something about it.

>>127399291
Yeesh. I'll take the nigger.

>>127398813
It's all starting to make sense. The tired eyes, the resolute grin, the battered clothing. This man/woman/fox/otherkin/leninkin has been waging an inner war for years on end. If only Shirtless Steve would just understand that backpacks are a capitalist device which enables fascists to carry private property on themselves and away from the needy arms of the working classes, then he may yet find some peace and alone time with Tito, the scruffy pupper.

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>tfw whoever wins, we lose.

Anyone else like a bit of sand nigger music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozoV_m2AYM

>>127399106
Just keep making Brit/pol/ threads and we'll post in them, everyone else will be distracted by the sticky

>>127399023
Didn't he literally black Amber Rudd?

>>127399556
>leninkin
top notch lad.
The composition of Tito and the banana skin makes me think this is perhaps a comment on the so called banana republics of the third world and how the capitalists will always turn away from them once the proletariat have been raped for their resources.

>>127399890
He did indeed. Dirty bitch.

What about this one, though?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t-gK-9EIq4

>>127399890
>Rudd was also in a relationship with fellow Conservative MP Kwasi Kwarteng.[39][40][41]

Yes, thought so.

>tfw your "Tory" home sec is a coalburner.

Say bye bye to any decent immigration policy, lads.

Is anyone still awake?

>>127400545
Sadly yes

>>127399943
Interesting thesis indeed. Perhaps the smoke in the top left of the painting and the bottled water at the bottom right is a symbol of the left and right?On the right is the water bottle located on some Roman like steps. This is western civilisation. The bottled water represents the trapped genderfluid person, locked and bottled up by western right wing patriarchy.

On the left and soaring ever skywards is a cloud, where you can be anyone and anything, you can go anywhere, free to be whatever you please. Drumpf btfo, if you will.

There is so much we can learn from this masterpiece.

>>127398174
Going to get ready to go to church soon. The weather is killing me.

>>127400687
Would you accept money to kill me? I'm in Milton Keynes. I can pay direct debit or BTC after the completion of my death.

>>127400907
Which denomination, family?

What is an acceptable % of non-whites in this country?

>>127401051
0

>>127401051
ideally, 0%

>>127398072
He does not need to learn to be more in tune with the average Brit. The average Brit must become more in tune with him.

>>127401051
0.4

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just had a shit and wiped some blood

>>127401051
Spouses, kids, skilled workers for positions on a government mandated shortages list with stringent education/experience requirements (like Australia has).

Everyone else can fuck off.

>>127401267
Stop wiping so hard then, you dope. Alternatively, just switch over to those flushable andrex wet wipes, they're nice and comfy on your bumhole.

>>127401267
It's just bum hairs ripping out. Don't worry. If you really were shitting blood, you'd know about it.

>>127401464
When the fuck have you ever bled from hairs getting ripped out? It's not that

>>127401051
1%.
That should be enough to fill any gaps in skilled labour.

>>127401267
Might just be beet root?

>>127401002
Church of Scotland senpai

>>127401677
It is that. You don't understand how hairy arseholes can be. A couple of savage shits in one night, and you actually can generate blood from wiping too hard. You stupid fucking Australian.

>>127401939
nah lad. all i had to eat today was some chicken

>>127401366
I didn't. it was just a particularly hard shit. also wet wipes aren't actually flushable.

>>127401464
i don't pull hairs out when i wipe lad.

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>I brought my own hot sauce to the reception

>>127402140
>also wet wipes aren't actually flushable.

You can buy ones that are labelled 'flushable'. They're quite nice.

Israel YES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJRs2Dx1RWA

>>127402140
They say they're flushable on the pack, mate.

>>127402203
Ey, fuck off.

>>127402070
I have a hairy arsehole myself, sometimes shit even gets stuck on it and I have to forcibly pull hairs out
But that's not what causes blood. Pulling out hair doesn't cause blood anywhere else on your body, and it doesn't do it on arsehole hair either. You're objectively incorrect.

>>127400907
>Going to get ready to go to church soon
Good for you anon. Once I have the rest of my life sorted I want to start going to church again

>>127402140

You have hemorrhoids?

>>127402140
>i don't pull hairs out when i wipe lad.

How do you know that you don't do that?

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>>127402281
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Just got back in from a mad night in Preston town lads AMA

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>>127402490

>>127402509
What happens in Preston town if you eat a live child?

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>>127402509
How many guys did you shag?

>>127402509
Did you fornicate with any pakistani gentlemen?

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>just beat couple of pakis on rocket league
>told them to go back to pakistan

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>>127402635
Im only joking m8, but seriously did you do put a bottle in your pocket or did mummy carry it in her purse?

Got kicked out of a party. I brought a bag in with me; during the festivities I snuck into the kitchen and started stuffing food in the Tupperware containers I brought with me in my bag. The host confronted me and asked what I was doing; I said there is plenty of food why can't I take some with me? Things got heated and I pushed him against the table causing a mess of dip and wing sauce to cover his walls, more people came in and separated us and I got tossed out.

Now my Tupperware is still at his house along with my bag. Should I redeem these tomorrow or forget it?

>>127402737
Rimmer, can I ask you what the point of anything is? I mean, how do you stave off the horror of existential nihilism? I do not intend to mock you, here. I am legitimately interested in your answer.

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>>127402737
>>127402816
Verry funny lads I did get off with the gril
pro tip thats her boyfriend and not me :^)

>>127403109
I had it in my own bag. My Mum lives in a different part of the country to me, so I couldn't rely on her this time.

>>127403115
Your tupperware is gone for good, Anon. You'll need to buy new sets.

>>127403234
There's something wrong with both of them. I think they both need to be hit in the midsection with a crossbow bolt.

>>127402389
Because ihave thick arse hair that id see
>>127402354
No i felt my skin rip a little though
>>127402281
>>127402213
Its a marketing lie look it up

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>>127403155
Just try not to think about it too much

Rimmer why are you such a Zionist cuck?


>>127382958

>>127403481
You need an urgent colonoscopy mate not even joking

Get to your gp asap

>>127403234
What the fuck is that cunt wearing? Is he an estate agent or recruitment consultant?

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>>127403234
Name?
Looks ever so slightly familiar.

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>>127403658
I think thats why she cheated on him, not my fault the signals let me out on leave every week

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>>127403331
>I had it in my own bag
You bought a bag to someone's wedding reception? Did it have your Nintendo in there as well? What were they serving at the reception that you couldn't be eaten without hot sauce?

>>127403620
I'm not getting into a full blown discussion, but ultimately Hitler would have invaded

>>127397915
how goes brit/pol/ you guys just woke up or never went to bed?

>>127404089
the second one

>>127404089
This is my excuse
>>127402509

>>127403995
Invaded the UK?
That was literally impossible for Hitler.
He lacked the naval, air and amphibious requirements.

>>127403892
I'm not a fashionista but only cunts wear them jackets and he's wearing a waistcoat underneath. Why didn't you grab her puss puss aswell???

>>127402678
You get arrested very quickly I assume

>>127403923
How else was I supposed to carry the gifts to the place without a bag?
And rice and noodles. I can't go back to plain version of them.

>>127403505
Well that's really fucking disappointing. What, then, is the actual point of your existence? Why do you do any of the things that you do? What's the point of anything?

>>127404089
latter

>>127404130
>>127402509
>>127403234
She gonna tell the BF, or you gonna keep seeing her?

>>127404135
So after securing continental Europe you don't think he would invade?

>>127404089
THE SECOND ONE AS WELL HhaahaHAHA

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>>127404164
I did but the bouncer told me to stop fingering her or he'd kick me out

>>127404227
http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/05/put-away-your-pointless-troops-pm-only-beat-bobbies-can-stop-terror.html

Latest dose of M O R A L I T Y

>>127401939
>Church of Scotland

Are they the ones who had the Islamic preacher in their sermon, or the pro-gay ones?

>>127404396
Didn't mean to quote >>127404227 there

>>127404272
I'm really not sure yet , I'll get back to you when I'm not still absolutely hammed

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>>127404130
wish it was the same for me, been up writing a paper all night + shitposting in a bunch of threads.

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>>127404224
>And rice and noodles
Have I been pic related or are you being serious?

>>127403789
I cant tell you that i'd get rumbled

>>127403995
Hitler saw English as Aryan brothers

>>127404563
Initials then mate?

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>>127404227
>Well that's really fucking disappointing
That's life
Maybe this will help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU0PYcCsL6o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU0PYcCsL6o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU0PYcCsL6o

>>127403623
Not a proper rip more like when your lips are chapped

>>127403658
he's trying to dress up like doctor who

Is Corbyn basically a pound shop Blair?

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>>127404362
You should have just gone home with her lad

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>>127404657
>Believing Hitler

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I feel like a mong for being up all night but at the same time I feel like a genius because I get to sleep through the heatwave.

>>127404726
Answer the rest of my fucking question you filthy gerbil or I'll come down there and smash your fucking head in.

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>>127404766

>>127404396 Jo
>pro-gay
The one I go to is pretty sound though. They don't have to marry gays if they don't want to.

>>127404507
Don't bully me

>>127397915
What is the story behind this picture?

>>127404918
Just admit that the outcome for Britain would have been better for the UK and Europe had he won.

>>127404918
>tfw Chamberlain is seen as a cuck instead of being based and against jewish Rothschild's wars

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>>127404935
What's the point?

>>127404717
How about you tell me cause I have a feeling you already know

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>>127405001
Stop doing socially inappropriate things

>>127402509
>mad night
>posting on pol
>sober enough to post on pol
>posting on pol at all after or during a night out

So your night was absolute dogshit then?

If it was good, you'd be either balls deep in a bird or too pissed to post

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>>127404830
I heard that you were coming out in town next week rimmer

>>127404983
Are you the youngest person there? I've read Scotland is one of the least religious places in the world

>>127403234
She's a fucking mutt mate

Nice one if you're an ugly cunt tho yeah

>>127405207
That's impossible to say. The party was already at odds with each other and there's no guarantee things would have fallen apart. What was the long term plan for Russia? Just occupy and control the biggest country on earth forever?

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>All these Naziboos ITT

None of you faggotts will ever warrant a funeral like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo

>>127405386
I can't help it.

>>127405405
The key that I did is waering off and I need this to save me from the comedown also about the bird
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>>127405409
In Preston, no

>>127405544
Well you will continually get bullied by people for doing it then

>>127404164
>only cunts wear them jackets
You what mate? A mac or overcoat is literally quintessential British fashion you fat mess

It's gentleman tier, just not on him

>>127405710
You think I should pack self defense for next time?

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Anyways I'm off for my run now poofs. speak soon

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>>127405810
No just don't bring hot sauce to public or private events

>>127405575
Wow, you fingered some dog looking bird... I'm failing to see your point you underage faggot
Was it your first night out or something?

>>127404362
>allowing yourself to be fingered in front of everyone

What a scummy cunt.

>>127405753
No them overcoats are wannabe Essex gangster tier

>>127405906
Why do you seem so upset mate?

>>127405905
But what if there is going to be food there and they don't have hot sauce? Ketchup, Mustard and Mayo fags are all taken care of, but we aren't.

>>127405269
I've decided that her jaw is too wide to be the girl i'm thinking of.
Even so, tell me dem initials lad.

>>127406010
Try eating the food how the chef prepared it

>>127405952
You don't know what you're talking about

>>127405968
Hardly, I'm just saying you're a blatant faggot for bragging about "having a mad night" and all it turns out is you've pulled some haggard mess

But like I said, if you're an ugly or it was your first night out... then fair enough m8

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>>127405536
Winston jewberg Churchill

>>127405442
Yeah I mid 20's most are boomers who drink tea after. It's true Scotland isn't religious anymore. There's a couple who has young kids but they probably won't go when they are older. Here there's a real sense of cucky egalitarianism in recent years. Thankfully rural parts are spared.

>>127406188
okay It was my second night out if that clears anything up

>>127406188
desu pulling some rough bint is still a lot more than what the vast majority of posters here likely manage most of the time,plus the report has provided some light entertainment on an otherwise pretty dead thread.

You on the other hand just sound like a cunt.

>>127405536
Compare this somber, Protestant funeral to the spectacle horseshit that was Diana's funeral.

>>127405262
You tell me? Why are you here? Why do you bother to do anything? What is happening, really? Listen, man, I want to see Lauren Southern's feet just as much as you do, but why? Why do we want to see them? What is really happening?

>>127406411
Right then...not bad kid, but those are rookie features, you gotta pump those numbers up.
There needs to be at least three 8/10's on your radar and in your "potential" zone. I myself like to finger one before 10 and then 1 every consecutive hour until midnight.
>>127406577
It was just banter, drongo. But the bird is a minger I wouldn't touch her

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My Tory candidate is a hotty. I want to see her get KWASI'd

>>127406790
>attractive Tory candidate

let me guess, it's a guaranteed Labour seat?

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mfw I lost $3 playing online poker.. How will I ever recover?

good evening lads

>>127406790
She looks like she's trying not to heat 15,000 balloons out of her nose in case we question her about it before she's elected?

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>>127406999
>$

>>127407113
Yeah on pokerstars its mainly all in $

>>127407171
which is kinda funny because US players cant play online poker heh

>>127407221
It's not funny though, is it? Huh? You fucking bastard.

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>>127406872
Not at all safe. Especially as UKIP aren't standing. Means the Tories will get another thousand votes

CYNDI LAUPER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y1TZXc5DiY

>>127407378
The USA has some strange online gambling laws. Pokerstars used to allow them until like 2008 or so then they got shut down by the US government and had to put measures in place to block US players to be able to continue hosting online poker games

>>127407440
>that Lib Dem collapse

JUST

>>127407532
BUT THAT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY THOUGH IS IT?!?! HUH?!

>>127407530
I'd give her the old one-two, if you know what I mean. Even today she's still hot.

>>127407638
Not funny for them, but I dont really care about yanks

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>>127407530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A
Such a nostalgic song, they used to blast it out of the speakers in my local park.

>>127405066

It's from a video series where a man shits on and rapes his baby son. I'm not joking. If you were around 4chan about six(?) years ago you'd recognize the Babyhee video from anywhere...

You back from your run yet, "not bomber Rimmer?" I asked you a fucking question you sweaty pancreas. (I'm your friend really)

>>127407782
What kind of local park would blast Cyndi Lauper at people and actually mean it? Please help me to understand, anon, before I have to start playing Depeche Mode.

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>>127406999
> lose $3
> with trips

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>>127408205
I'm still $7 in profit at least, after over 3000 hands total. Did 1000 hands today. Millionaire soon.

>>127406647
Why not?

>>127408201
Albert Park.
The two songs it used to blast the most were 'Girls Just Want to Have Fun' and 'Solid as my Cock'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3PoTnkLfxE

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>>127407908
I'm back lad

>>127408500
That's not a proper answer. Listen, Not Bomber Rimmer, don't fuck around. Answer the questions.

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>>127408473
What is your strategy? Are you using chaos theory?

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>>127408789
What is the answer you are looking for?

>>127408519
Abingdon?

Your video is full of niggers. You are a very terrible person, Bungle, and I hope you fucking die.

>>127408602
Ran to the fridge?
How can you be overweight in 2017?
Just stop eating so much, you don't even have to exercise

>>127397915
Brits, I'll be in London in October, what's there to do and what are the chances of running into sharia zones

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>>127409045
Are you retarded?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8AOAap6_k4

>>127408819
Well I deposited $40 so I have 20 buyins for the 0.01/0.02 games ($2 on each table). I try steal blinds a lot, dont bluff too much (I did end up bluffing away $2 today though stupidly), and try get in multi way pots with small pairs, suited connectors (e.g. 67 of hearts), and just generally try get money from good hands.

Once I build up the money then I'll move up in stakes, and just take it slow since its been about 2 years since I last played. I asked pokerstars to email me all the transaction info a few days ago and turns out over the years of playing on and off at the micro stakes i've cashed out $500 more than I've deposited. Might try and not cash out this time and see how high stakes I can get to.

>>127409151
What do you want to do? How long you there for? who you with friends, family or on your todd?

>>127408996
I'm just looking for the answers to the questions I asked you, you fucking gerbil. Come on. You think you're such a badman, why can't you just answer a few simple questions?

>>127409307
Fair play I used to play tournaments not cash games. The difference now lad is you have people who do it for a living and who play 16 games at once. Its tough now, good luck though

>>127409172
>Are you retarded?

Yess.

>>127409337
What were the questions?

>>127409331
What in the word is on my todd mean??

I'm there with friends, there for a days, really looking for good food spots, a good pub, and where to find cute British chicks.

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>>127409529
I see...

>>127409544
Scroll up you attention seeking gibbon without any fire at all.

>>127409643
so... we jigglin'?

>>127409482
I used to grind a lot of the Sit and Go tournaments on pokerstars too (mainly 45 man turbo's) and made some steady profit from them, but I find its much slower to build up the bankroll with them at the micro stakes.

Usually with the sit and go's I'd be able to do 6 - 9 tables at once before I play like an idiot. With cash games I usually play the Zoom games on pokerstars (As soon as you click fold it puts you onto a new table with different players) and that's limited to a maximum of 4 tables, but doing 4 tables of zoom you can manage about 1000 hands per hour

>>127404396
he managed to go a whole 6 paragraphs before blaming everything on drugs

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>>127409775
Who are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15CEvrYmCU0

/pol/ btfo

The triplord formerly known as Not Bomber Rimmer is a literal fucking NIGGER.

>>127409593
>What in the word is on my todd mean??
It means being on ya jack jones

>I'm there with friends
Ok. shopping/ window shopping
carnaby street, oxford street, regent street and pop to knightsbridge to see harrods.

Drinking
Covent garden-day time
soho-evening
Hoxton-evening/nighttime
Shoreditch-evening/nighttime
If you want to go clubbing look up before but fabric in Farringdon is good

>good food spots
Go Shoreditch (Hipster land)

>good pub
Go covent garden or look up some online in the city of London(Financial district), soho(gay area) or on the thames

>cute British chicks
Shoreditch or go to a posh bar/club in the westend (Mayfair)

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>>127410046
did he sell his soul? did he earn it?

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>>127409747
You'll find all the answers to you questions in the link below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

>>127410192
Fuck off you absolute nigger. Nobody listen to this cretin. He's made out of paper.

>>127409776
Yeah its so tough now to make money, just because the people playing and the amount of hands seen per hour. Practice online for a bit lad and then go play live in a casino

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>>127410068
>>127410394

>>127410356
>You'll find all the answers to you questions in the link below

There's three links there you twat faced nigger. I'm going to have to find you and kill you. You are a degenerate piece of shit who actually must be shot in the fucking head. See you soon.

>>127410449
I'm too antisocial to go to a casino though, and I bet its so slow too. Probably like 50 hands per hour max

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>>127410586
>There's three links there
Which one did you pick?

Rimmer is a Nigger.

>>127410590
>I bet its so slow too
That's the point

>50 hands per hour max
In your dreams, more like 20-30

>>127410761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFACFmeyqJw

>>127410713
The one with a picture of your mum's feet.

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what did she mean by this?

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>>127410761
Sounds like someone's not wearing sunscreen

>>127410844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5YokNW7tIs

Fucking CIA Nigger.

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why do (((they))) want Corbyn to win??

>>127410975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5YokNW7tIs

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>>127410891
>Tfw she's on the sniff again

>>127411103
nice feet

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>>127410858
>>127411087

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4sqishGuYw

this is the best music of America.
What is the best music of Britain?

>>127411213
Fuck off you cuntfish nigger. Fucking "GCC."

>>127411064
I doubt (((they))) want him to win. Otherwise there wouldn't have been all the antisemitism accusations against him

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>>127411280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmAeijj5cM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmAeijj5cM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmAeijj5cM

Rimmer's mum's feet look like Poland.

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>>127411411

So now Katie Hopkins is gone from LBC what am I going to watch/listen to this morning?

>>127411463
I'll just bee your Dad, you Mum.

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>>127411456

>>127411547
forgot to add this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Y3mnj-8lA

>>127411580
A gunshot through your brain?

I like Yorkshire pudding and could understand most of what Tom Hardy said in Legend, can I be an honorary Brit?

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>>127411547

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>>127411694
Wow harsh

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>>127411580
James o brien

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>>127411624

>>127411806
Oh god please no. Every time I listen to him I can feel the rage build up inside me

>>127411723
This makes you better than about 21% of Brits. You may stay. Bomber Rimmer, however, may not (because he's a fucking gayload and I shagged his mum).

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>>127411723
>honorary
It appears not old boy

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>>127411723
New anglo empire?

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Brit/pol/ is in the shit phase so i'm going to bed.
Ciao faggots.

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>>127411864

Why am I doing any of this fucking pointless shit? What's the actual point? I might as well just kill myself.

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>>127412068
Up early moving your caravan I see

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>*blocks you and your girlfriends path*

what do you do in this situation? Unironically.

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>>127412164
i see you want to stay,sorry ahmed you have to go back.

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>>127412001
The rest of the world can go fuck itself.

>>127412162
To save the White race

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>>127412556

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>>127412162
life is meaningless without struggle

all personal experience and suffering is the genesis of true learning.

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>>127412659

>>127412417
No I'm very sorry but that's not what I'm actually doing.

>>127412493
Fuck off you degenerate Paki. I hate you.

>>127412881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZa0Yh6e7dw
You live by the sword, you die by the sword.

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I still can't sleep. New thread when?

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>But Blair was not of mortal flesh, and though he was robbed now of that shape in which had wrought so great an evil, so that he could never again appear fair to the eyes of Men, yet his spirit arose out of the deep and passed as a shadow and a black wind over the sea, and came back to Europe and to Belgium that was his home. There he took up again his great European Union in Brussels, and dwelt there, dark and silent, until he wrought himself a new guise, an image of malice and hatred made visible; and the Eye of Blair the Terrible few could endure.

>>127412962
What the fuck was that supposed to mean you filthy gerbil? It was terrible.

>>127413178
if you live your life full of hatred you will die full of hatred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLg_wp0IXoI

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Looks up
W5 bro!

Was this you?

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>>127413275

How long do you think it'll be before we have universal basic income? I'm looking forward to being a full time neet

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>>127413516
>The fire rises

>>127413265
Oh, hello Yank. Yes. Okay.

>>127413516
>ealing
>was this you?

Yes it was me.

Tripfags really do shit up every fucking board, eh?

>>127413790
Be prepared bruv. Owen Jones and such like are all around today to campaign fir Rupa. We're being invaded be the Guardian

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imagine walking down an aisle at tesco and seeing this

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>>127413590
urdu :aik,do,teen,chaar,paanch
gypo lng:Ec ,doi, tri ,shtar, paanci
gypo lng is the original paki lng before colonialism

>>127413999
I'd call security and report her

She looks disease ridden and those tits are fucking faker than a fleshlight

>>127413790
>>127413933
Ealing anons are you rich?

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>>127413999
lel

>>127414073
S T R E E T

S H I T T E R

D E T E C T E D

>>127414073
S T R E E T

S H I T T E R

A L E R T

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>>127413790
It is a dream formulated and fostered for your own sake. Men are entranced by their dreams regardless of birth, rank or social standing. The dream supports them. It makes them suffer and it breathes new life into them. And it kills them. Even after they've given up on it, it continues to smolder in their hearts. All men have a dream at least once in their lives. They imagine themselves being martyrs to the God their dream has become. Others live on powerlessly, birthed into the world. I could not endure such a life.

>>127414253
His name was Seth Rich

>>127413933
Okay. I apologise to everyone (except that fucking tripfag Rimmer who wouldn't answer a simple existential question) for my drunken behaviour this evening. I am a dickhead and I hope I don't wake up this afternoon.

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>>127414581

>>127414253
I used to be, yes. If you knew that beforehand would you have answered my questions?

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>>127414459
he made a joke that i am a gypo i told him that gypsies and pakis are the same sheeeeet I am not defending gypos in any ways they deserve the gas as well

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>>127414715
What part of Ealing are you from?

>>127413999
I ask her who Sam is

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>>127415033
The Ealing part.

>>127414667
Oh bloody hell!