/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - HOLIDAY WEEKEND CHIMPOUT EDITION

Should i start posting here? Seems like these are mostly up in the american evening.

sure. how are you dutch robert?

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>>127378337
Yes. This is prime time. Saturday night, and it's a holiday weekend for us.

>>127378154
WEW here we go again boys! Another day, another murder(s) in Chiraq!

>/pol/ learns the ins and outs of Chicago gang culture and begins an op to take over the city's drug trade
how long?

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>>127378771
it's already begun

How many niggers get shot tonight? I'm guessing 10. Holiday weekend, anything could happen

>>127378771
>ins and outs of chicago gang culture

>wave your illegally owned firearm and cars as they pass by
>pass out in front of a walgreens, CVS, or chik-fil-a
>Get take out from Chinese Yum Yum
>stand around with your arms crossed inside your t-shirt

How can we use this knowledge to our advantage?

>...urinating on the cash register
>The tenant has boobie-trapped the hallway
>Teenager is driving a forklift and giving other kids rides
>She was doing her makeup when unknown male hispanic walked in looking for somebody
>Male friend that he met online is refusing to leave
>Juveniles are dumping jugs of soap into the fountain

I didn't hear who or why somebody urinated on the cash register but it's such a powerful ideological statement.

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oh boy I sure hope the /cpd/ thread will go on all day tomorrow!

early shift robert checking in

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Keys checked.
Memorial Day weekend chimp Rampage anticipated.

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>>127378154
memorial edition

>>127380000
Praise KEK

i think i heard a couple stabbings earlier... can anyone confirm?

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Press F to pay respects to Cranky

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tomorrow is memorial day so idk if that make it more peaceful more shitty?

>>127381120
Monday is Memorial Day and the insanity of Chiraq is always amplified on holiday weekends

This is our warm-up to July 4th

BLUE LINE and GREEN LINE mentioned, cross 'em off your cards!

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>>127380000
whew - quad 0 buck shot digits

>>127381282
lol let me guess the 4th is when everyone is on fire because people are shooting fireworks at everything that moves?

>>127381569
Well yeah that happens but things get really weird too. Also there is so much crime on July 4th that the backlog for responding to calls gets up to 4 hours on Sat/Sun.

Why is the crime there so suck

>>127382055
That's weird, what are all the calls about? Chicago is filled with good boys spreadin the word of Jesus Christ....

>>127382362
Because we refused to pick our own cotton a couple centuries ago so now we have to deal with this shit

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anyone else mad about captch taking a dump last night?

>having sex in da park with kids around

>>127382372
Everything you can imagine. Notable tales from last year were kids throwing bricks off the roof of a convenience store at cars, and a nigger hiding in a drainage hole grabbing women as they walked past.

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Greetings, good gentlefolk. My favourite part of the day has arrived: The Comfy Time.

Bumping to try to get us out of the second half of the catalogue. The slide these days is amazing.

>>127382362
niggers, super corrupt police force, super corrupt nigger mayor who thinks the solution is to remove power from the police, take away everyone's guns, and hand out gibs left and right

>yfw it's now illegal for cops to shoot suspects fleeing from the scene of a crime in a vehicle
>yfw it's now safer to run from the cops in chicago than to stick around and be compliant
>you can drive as erratically as you want after committing a crime and if they shoot at you they are fired

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>>127382684
>a nigger hiding in a drainage hole
Holy fucking I'm dying

>>127378337

Get comfy and stay a while!

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>>127382986
this, every time I have heard a car chase on the scanner, some supervisor comes up on the radio and orders the chase to terminate, all you have to do is flee and all Robert can do is watch you race away.
also
>Male Black fighting with oncoming traffic
oh this will end well

>male black fighting with oncoming traffic

>sounds like a no win situation

kek

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>male black fighting with oncoming traffic

that's a new one

>>127383384
There was a good car chase earlier this week that went on for a while. Don't know what the conclusion was though

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Sliding again. Goddammit.

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>>127384060
Bump for Robert's sake

R E A L A D A M H O U R S

OH SHIT WE GOT A FOOT CHASE

FOOT CHASE!

get 'em

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>>127384470
Seriously, the amount of pure shit getting dumped on this board lately is unbelievable.

>DOA possiblly from 7 days ago

F

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evening Roberts

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Mood images, anyone?

Evening, friends.

>To the Robert who turned me on to Hell Safari:
Holy Shit, I haven't laughed this hard in months. It's like a fucking novel.

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!

Aww Shieett

Blinded by the light

AGAIN!

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OH SHIT!

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT

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>>127378771

All we need to do is replace all the tide people are stealing with bleach. People with bleached clothing will have stolen tide, so we know exactly who to arrest. It's the perfect plan.

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>>127385403
>when memes become reality

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>peoples tagging a wall

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>>127385481

Lol they don't steal it to use it, usually. They're stealing it to use as currency. Really.

It's expensive, a lot of people need it, and you can acquire it without much work or risk. Easier than stealing cash or weed, but can get you cash and weed.

Bleach would just catch buyers, some of whom are average citizens, some of whom are sort of scummy but not that bad. Only a few caught would be dealers and shoplifters/buyers.

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>>127385963

Me again. This is a decent analysis.

http://nymag.com/news/features/tide-detergent-drugs-2013-1/index1.html

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hey bros we should start a ham radio network / relay for northern IL

it could be great fallback incase of times of disaster like power outage or ISP failure or even big government shutdowns

blackouts/emps ect

we could even setup a p2p packet radio network and have a open meshnet internet 2.0

make it happen!!!

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>>127386256
we could use it to shitpost and talk about chiraq but in the event of southern chicago chimping out we could have ability to form quick militia network in response

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>shots fired

>8 to 10 shots fired

AH AH AH

https://www.google.com/#q=81+and+spalding+chicago

>>127386788

I'm always struck by the fact that these could be cute little neighborhoods, populated by different people.

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In some places, it's a city of the future.

>>127387037
yeah looks like some 50s mill town you picture your grand parents living in

>>127387037
It's sad but most of them were nice neighborhoods at one time

>>127386256
It would get jammed 24/7 by multiple parties

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>>127387190

There are trees planted, some people care.

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>>127387466

Or cared.

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SHIEEET
In few weeks it will be the first thread anniversary.
Pic related: July 2016

>>127387466
last remaining white people in the place. they will move soon

>>127387184
Your ID suggests you're one of the extraterrestrial kind.

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>>127387538

>walking eastbound on the tracks

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>>127387624

What does a Swede get out of a /cpd/ thread?

>>127387037
>>127387279
Take Atlantic City, New Jersey for example. It used to be a decent place, now it's a shithole. Liberals thought "if we just take minorities out of the hood and put them in a nice white neighborhood, then they won't be thugs." Yeah well that whole plan totally failed but nobody will admit why. You can take a nigger outta da hood, but you can't take the hood out of a nigger.

>robbed at gunpoint.
Check

>>127387845
feel better about living in Sweden. could be worse could be Chicago

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>>127387929

Well also AC depended on people wanting to be tourists in one of the worst states in the country. And there can only be one Vegas.

>>127388013
Depends where in Sweden. If I were in Malmo I would where a flak jacket

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>>127388013

There are worse places. Would rather live in Chicago than Oklahoma or Arkansas.

And just across the border into Indiana, Gary is definitely worse.

>>127388199
got me on that
>>127388216
i honestly think i would pick the ladder over shicago

>Looking for volunteers for a LSD detail
get that overtime

>>127386256
c-can we do it JT65

t.apartmentfag

>body snatcher

Check

>>127386256
i think ham permit is only like 15 bucks

Robert checking in
>>127382986
Don't forget having an AK 47. If you let them know you have one, they'll be ordered not to follow you.

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>>127386256
>>127388759
Reviewbrah is obsessed with "short wave" radio, we could get him to set it up for us lol

>>127387929
>The year after I graduated HS in 2007 they were going to try something similar. The plan was to take the dumbass retarded minorities in what we called "CCP" classes (college-career prep) and "CP" classes (college-prep) - both very PC ways of denoting non-honors classes - and put them in the honors classes at a ratio of 1 CCP/CP for every 10 honors kids.

The honors kids and teachers both hated this plan, because we all knew that the result would be the deterioration of the quality of education that the honors kids got, while the retarded niggers stayed retarded niggers

I don't know if they're still doing it at my old HS

>>127388958
It costs $15 for a exam session. There are three levels of license, so technically you could pay $15 for all three tests if you pass all 3 in one go. Most people take them as individual test sessions though with time to study inbetween.

>drunks fighting at the gas station

get 'em

>>127389590
It's easy to get since they've dropped the morse code requirement but there are rules of conduct. You can't be anonymous and you can't shitpost.

Is this panicked sounding guy gonna be alright?

>Dunno if we need an ambulance or not
fuck

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>body removal
>another foot chase
>still over an hour until RRH

https://www.google.com/maps/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x880e32f192abf6e9:0x3458cfceee837f64!2m19!2m2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i20!16m13!1b1!2m2!1m1!1e1!2m2!1m1!1e3!2m2!1m1!1e5!2m2!1m1!1e4!3m1!7e115!4s//geo3.ggpht.com/cbk?panoid%3DcRaGTR_YbTgJeOnyirwklQ%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dsearch.LOCAL_UNIVERSAL.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D520%26h%3D175%26yaw%3D192.3839%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!5s+-+Google+Search&imagekey=!1e2!2scRaGTR_YbTgJeOnyirwklQ

>>127385403
WELCOME TO THE NIGHT

>>127389835
Adam just getting some exercise chasing nogs

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>>127389842
Adam and Robert need to team up

>>127389775
You can on 14.213. Everyone just kinda accepts that as the "/b/ of ham radio" and as long as the don't leak onto other freq. they are kinda left alone

Did we just hear Sassy Dispatch?

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>>127389919

>>127390076
heh yea. The cesspool frequency.

budy of mine just sent me this black guy tells a room of nog they dindo nufn

>>127390194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZkE3xB8o8A

>>127390114
Indeed

chicagofag here. im about to leave my house to go to work I probably shouldn't be reading this thread

>>127390144
that link came out like shit it the street view of where that foot chase ended

>>127390384

Where do you work starting at like 9 pm?

>>127390076
What kind of things do you hear on that frequency?

>first name Latasha
yes

>>127390384
Godspeed.

>>127390616
Cursing, shitting on non-whites, the usual

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>>127389208

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> 60 minutes 'til Real Robert Hours

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evening reg roberts and others. sounds comfy in here

>somebody just set off a half stick of dynamite

>fireworks
check

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>>127391123
I hope they blew their hands off

>>127390577
security

Male black in red?

Shots fired shots fired

>>127391260
easy sit in a guard shack security? or bouncer at a club security?

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Check out this dope urban jail.

>>127391438
feel like i've passed by it before. where's it at?

>25 y/o pregnant female stomped in the stomach

F

>>127391579
https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/ccc/

>>127391682
>and strangled
F

>>127391682
And strangled. Can't forget the strangulation.

>>127391682
I thought I just heard that wrong, holy hell.

>>127391579

S. Clark and W. Van Buren.

>>127391682
morning after pill didnt work

>>127391682
F

>>127391742
>>127391832
Oh it's by the library. Neat I guess. Thanks

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>>127391682

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>>127391438
Ahh the MCC. Here's the almost directly opposite shot.

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question roberts. how about a bingo spot for a whole night withOUT any shots fired.. I have a feel that it would sit unchecked for many many CPD threads. seriously though has that or will that happen? --> one whole night without any shots fired

>>127391365
easy. usually have nothing to worry about. i do wish to leave this city though.

>>127392466
hasn't happened, will never happen. Including on Christmas eve. Great night to listen BTW. Dispatch gets pretty lax on x-mas eve and it's good fun to listen to

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>>127392449
My mistake, this one is better. Almost centered where the other was taken.

>they're all leaving the park and still shooting

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>>127392466
Never happen. Male black isn't capable of that much self-control.

>>127392466
Could probably do one for one shot fired; that's pretty rare but still happens

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>>127392691
that was my feeling, but ya know, wouldn't wanna be racist or anything. cause basically i'm comfortable telling people that blacks shoot each other every single night downtown. Possible rare bingo spot, male white shooter

>>127392466
It happened once where there was no reported shots fired. This was maybe 14 years ago I think. It was the only night Englewood was silent.

>likely moving to Chicago in next couple of months
>can pretty much only afford places either out of town or deep innahood
>have a "nice" car
How culturally enriched will I get? I'm torn since I really want to be in the city, falling asleep to the sound of 9mm and watching niggas cannibalize themselves, but I like not having my shit stolen or being a target for troubled inner city youths. Life is hard choices.

We're on a skeleton crew.

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>>127392860
lolwut, self-control??

>>127392989
wow, there are nights with a single magical shot fired. sounds like a rarity

Where's Crabby when we need her?

She have this shit under control

we got some
B A D H O M B R E S

>>127393275
Shit sorry, I meant one shot fired in a single instance, not all in a night lol

holy shit dispatch is ROCKIN tonight. non-stop action!

Not grandma.

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let's light up Chiraq Roberts.

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>>127393094
ha, back in the day huh.

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Good evening, lads. I have patriotic burgers house fries, a tall cold Shiner and my Va-11 Hall-A campaign all ready to go. Bring on the cooning, my comfiness is tangible.

>father took off
>children all alone

>>127392449
>>127392704

A beautiful building, really. I grew up in a place, which I suppose is most places in the US, which housed prisoners in rural areas.

The idea of urban prisons and jails is kind of novel to me still.

>>127393233

Just live in the far North like me.

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>>127393392
ha no worries, I was gonna say, get that man a prize, for keeping the streak alive

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>>127393233

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>>127393704
kek, its quite comfy in here, my go to thread

>gang members flashin' signs
check

>>127393641
A+

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just got here. anyone got a quick rundown on how many shots fired tonight?

>>127393641
i was just thinking of turning these threads i to a rock opera

Double 0 i'm from Chiraq
Niggas getting killed
Niggas getting whacked
Sneak dissing on the internet
Have my shooters come where you at
My block, where the killers at
Squashing beef, never heard of that
How you say you from the murder cap
But you never where the murders at

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get 'em, Crabby!

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Comfy evening, Roberts.

How's male black behaving tonight?

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Animal bite will have to be attended to later. OD victim first.

Why?

>>127394306
He's up to the same old dastardly deeds

>>127394306
take a guess, comfy robert

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>>127394306
as if he had some genetic predisposition to violent behavior

What are we drinking tonight, /cpd/?

Cheap Spanish wine for me.

>caller got hit by a vehicle, not paying attention to traffic

is this the guy from earlier who was fighting oncoming traffic?

>>127394697
chamomile and lavender tea, do you even /comfy/?

Is that Adam tearing up cars again?

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> 61 F and raining
> still not optimal chimping weather

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Car crash.... animal bite.... no shootings.... some kidnapping at worst.

Has Trump solved chicago's crime problem?

It is what it is. Just an overdose.

>>127394723
gotta go grab some beer before store closes.

>>127394697

Jim Bean because I haven't had a drink in nearly 3 months since I'm currently on a cut for the summer. Tastes so fucking good after all this time.

>>127394697
Tiny sips of everclear

>>127394697
Guinness

>>127394751
>no shootings

there's been 2 requests for body removal tonight and many shots fired

cpd server
https://pastebin.com/AsBMeUdg

lets get comfy

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>>127383384

>cops do job, sometimes necessitates killing a melanin enriched gentleman
>melanin enriched people riot because of it, murder some cops
>decide to stop policing so much
>crime rises
>"DA WHITE POPO DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NIGGAS IN DA HOOD"

Why bother? Seal off the city, let them destroy each other. It's time for white people to shrug. This "white man's burden/manifest destiny" shit was the biggest waste of time and resources in history.

>>127394697
Fireball shooters!

>>127394697
this roberts riding sober tonight, work early. still, I'm afraid i will be on here until an ungodly hour

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>>127394505
Thas' raycess'.

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>body removal

>>127394723
holy fuck that is comfy. If it were a cold day, that would be god tier comfy

20 minutes till ReRoHo

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>>127395121
and dangerous in packs

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goddamn...
suicides, psychosis, drunks, domestics...
party time in Chitown

>22 year old male
>psychosis

>>127394505
HE DINDU NUFFIN! IT'S ALL WHITEYS FAULT, THEY ARE MAKING HIM DO THIS!

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>>127394697
I might go grab some piss water beers after I finish the dishes. Checkin in, fellow Roberts. just ate some wild shot turkey with asparagus and I'm pretty sure tonight's going to be perfect for nig nogging. Real nigger hours are closing in.

>>127394075
nobody gets me :(

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>>127385481

>not just replacing the detergent with explosives

Retail faggot here. I have to put magnetic stickers on this shit so that if someone walks out without them being scanned, it registers in a system that logs the time the items crossed the threshold.

>>127390266
Thanks for posting that video. I appreciate it.

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>>127395463

those hours are fast approaching robert

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so, informal /pol/, how you Roberts like your pizza? I like it thin crust meatlovers from a local joint, pick related, it makes me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmcPg8VGJDg

Just chiraq things

> neighbors throwing beer bottles, almost hit callers child

>Somebody is throwing beer bottles and nearly hit a kid

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>>127395348
Fucking niggers, man.

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It's great that real nigga hours and real robert hours coincide. Let's see how tonight is boys.

>is the body bloated or decomposed?

What is male black up to?

>is the body bloated or decomposed?

Got another chase

RUN ROBERT!!!
GET HIM!!!

>male black all black heading southwards
So home

>MALE BLACK ALL BLACK EXCEPT WHITE T SHIT
going down ridgeway wat he do we excited?

>>127396076
coonery

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Is the body bloated or decomposed????
hahahahaaaaha
I love that town

>>127394723

Never had it but it sounds nice. Wine is pretty comfy, though.

>>127394826

Beam is my go-to bourbon. I mix with water.

>>127394918

Why would you do this?

>>127394953

Good choice as well.

>>127395117

I work tomorrow, too, brother. No one understands the plight of people who work, especially during holiday weekends. Drinking lots of water to counterbalance the wine.

>>127395463

What kind of piss water beer, though?

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>>127390956

>the scores increased
>because fewer black students bothered to take the test

What does it mean when they ask for a mobile?

Intoxicated 9 years old having suicidal thoughts

>>127394697
Protein shake first. I can't decide between Green Tea and coffee(I don't add anything to it). The tea is a bit healthier but I can't make it in bulk like I can coffee.

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>Real Robert Hours commences in 5 minutes.
Good evening Roberts, hope everyone is /comfy/

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> mfw drinking straight tequila with wedges of lime on the side

>>127391438

Those windows would be good slits for archers to shoot from during a siege.

>>127396298
I already have a couple bottle of Budweiser...might get more or if my buddy shows up after work here in a few minutes I'll probably get some extra nasty keystone because he drinks like a fish. Also bump. Because Jesus Christ, the catalog is a shit show.

>>127396469

What are you doing tonight that requires coffee? Drinking a lot of coffee in the middle of the night is not good for you, Robert.

>need an amberlamps
>driver is coughing up blood

>>127396456
amerifats lol

>van flipped over

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>>127396479
and>>127396616
as per usual, Male Black is prompt for one thing only; violence and perfidy.

>>127396502

Good shit. Doesn't sound too comfy though. Other plans tonight?

>>127396575

Hard liquor isn't a bad idea with those people. Beer makes you fat and makes you feel like shit the next day. Especially if you're drinking tons of the cheap stuff.

What are you and your buddy going to do? Surely not listen to /cpd/ together?

Also, /pol/ always sucks.

>>127396616
>amberlamps

why can't blacks peaks correctly

>>127379238
here to say chinese yum yum is legit

>>127393233

Don't do it unless you wanna die.

>>127396590
Staying up for real robert hours. I will probably go w/ green tea

>>127396456
Anything to do with kids going through shit just breaks my heart. I could never read the Diary of Anne Frank or watch the movie Schindler's List. That shit would scar me way too deep.

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Time for some real Robert hours

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>>127396875
not much plans. Watch some alaska shit on netflix, listen cpd, and solve seth rich on the side... same thing we do every night pinky

pretty comfy desu

>>127396944

It's really not that bad. Chicago is a thriving city, but the southern half of it is a great, savage wasteland. You can avoid a lot of trouble and have a good life there. It's really down to whether or not you enjoy city living, though.

>>127396950

A little coffee is fine. But you'd be fucked for tomorrow if you drank a whole pot!

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and RRH descends upon the city

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>>127397064
Yeahhh, nigga. time fo dat good shit.

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>>127397030
> oy vey goyim
> and then anne went for a swimming pool with schindlers daughter and flew kites after writing a play in ballpoint pen
> it was literally another shoah!!!

kek

>>127397109
Do you really need more circumstantial evidence those people are evil?

>>127397109

It'd be nice if I could stay up and listen, but I have to work in the morning. The nonprofit I work for is having a benefit.

Tequila mixed drinks sound nice, but I've never been a huge fan of straight tequila. I like finding Mexican places that use good tequila in their margaritas, though.

Alaska survival stuff? What's on Netflix?

>>127397148
If I drink at night I cap it at one cup.

>shots fired in the alley
right on time.

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There's something eerily comfy about RRH and 2814. Hope you're all snug Roberts.

>>127397491

Ah well that's different. You could always do both.

When I was in college I'd drink coffee all night to finish papers. Ruined my days. I was like a zombie. Glad to be living a normal life now.

>>127397539

Drinking wine in my underwear and petting my cat. Extremely snug.

>>127397514
Black Male knows when shift change is. Adam doesn't want to catch another call at the end of his shift, so it goes in the que for Robert

You would think at least one honest politician would come around Chicago and tell them not what they want to hear but what they need to hear. They need more cops, more jails, more school choice, a reconstructuring of the black family, programs that incentivize families to stay together, programs to get people off welfare, to look up to business owners not rappers. But nope not even one.

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>>127397739

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>>127380000
quad buckshots say it will.

Chicago is going to be crazy this weekend.

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>>127393653
Has anyone looked more like a faggot holding a gun than this guy?

Pic related is close 2nd.

>>127396875
He's a friend from high school I ain't seen him since then but he moved in down the road. Should be pretty chill. We were gonna play cards and catch up. Smoke some cigars and bullshit. I'll probably turn off the scanner when he shows up, though.

>>127397739
Sure thing, Stalin, I'm sure MORE government in Chicago is the answer. jfc you people and your bureaucracy solutions to everything. i hope people like you, the lazy fucks who think government is the solution to everything, get the worst kind of cancers.

>>127396298
>Why would you do this?
Because I hate my life :^)
But really, they're tiny tiny sips, the bottle has already lasted me months

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>fireworks

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>>127397739
In Western countries, telling the truth isn't allowed, because muh racism.

>>127397725
>when I was in college I'd drink coffee all night
Yeah I know those feels, finals week is a terrible thing

>>127398129
I know actual gun-toting cocksuckers who look less queer than these two.

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>>127397476
Life below zero. Not worth watching really but good background noise.

I usually drink tequila and other liquor straight

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3shots fired
SHOTS FIRED

Good afternoon Roberts

>6
>1
>1
>North
>Bishop!

>>127398134
leave the scanner on in the background. It adds to the comfy level ambiance.

>>127398169
I didn't know Ron Paul posted here

>>127397739
>more school choice
I don't want niggers leaking into suburban schools anymore than they already do. I went to one of those HS were they bussed in niggers from the ghetto. Only thing they brought was drugs, violence and crime.
t. Milwaukeefag

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>80 year old man isnt getting up and kids are scared

>license plate expired almost a year.

that is just lazy

>>127398169
>>127398459
Oh, hey Ron!

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>>127397726

Criminals are intelligent about their business in much the same way mostly law-abiding people are.

>>127397739

It's a lot more complicated than that, Robert. The machine is very strong.

And I don't want to get into specific policy with you, but it's very easy to hand-wave solutions from the outside. Once you see it in practice you understand how complex each problem is, and how complex that makes the broader problems found in the city.

And looking up to rappers and gangsters is not as unreasonable as people think. Imagine if you had a choice--work in a gas station your whole life, live in abject poverty, and have a high chance of being shot and killed anyway and dying in a state of humiliation. Or, fight, be the modern street equivalent of a warrior--one whose life is defined by battle and struggle and combat. Be scum, sure, but be SOMETHING, at least. Die to a gunfight with police or rival gang members, sure, but die for SOMETHING, at least.

This is, after all, what Breaking Bad was made about.

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>shots fired

>>127398169
Based Ron Paul in the house?

>>127398535
this, all the blacks they bused in to my school were all worthless except for sports.

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>>127398459
RON PAUL POSTS EVERYWHERE

>>127398543
Guess they moving with their auntie and uncle in Bel Air

>>127398673
I'm not gonna say it, somebody else do it.

>>127398673
Gas.

>>127398134

Lol I'm a little weakling and inevitably get sick smoking cigars. Tobacco just never was for me.

>>127398186

Why not just drink alcohol that you like?

>>127398291

I'll sip whiskey and vodka, but that's about it. I can imagine drinking tequila straight though.

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A nigger with no priors????
FAKE ID

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So this is where Robert goes to lunch.

>>127398716
Yep, our HS only good sport was football and it was because of the niggers they bused in. Coach got in trouble for housing nigger kids.

>>127398855
>>127398858

Say what you want, but black people have reasons for what they do. Whether they're inferior or not, there are reasons. Good or bad, there are reasons.

Niggers chimping out right outside my apartment

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>male black bleeding from head.

wonder what happened...

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>>127399152
Get video

>>127399281
Too close.

first time lurker. I never knew I needed this

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>gangbangers throwing up signs at kids

>>127399365
Use wide angle lens.

>throwing fireworks at people

OH FUCK HERE COMES THE CAVALRY CHOPPER AND ALL

>>127399373
welcome to the party.

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>>127399129
Wow. Many wisdom. Such perspicacity.

Out at a bar. Kinda drunk. Thanks for the entertainment every night anons. Feeling the love Roberts.

>>127399528
MOM GET THE CAMERA!