Brit/pol/ - Don't let the bigots divide us Edition

What a terribly unfunny edition, IGNORE

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mummy beautiful

I fucking hate this humid muggy heat

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>>127356668
Lads, how do we fix these standards?

>>127356668
>>Delusional fascist cow Hopkins left UNEMPLOYED again
>http://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/a-a0fc-Vile-Hopkins-sacked-from-LBC-Radio

KEK tfw when Katie Hopkins is literally the British doppelganger of Ann Coulter. Bitter, ugly, old fake-blonde hags, the pair of them.

>>127356666

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lads, show your support for jezza by changing your profile pictures. He needs our support now more than ever.

https://twibbon.com/Support/vote-labour-on-8-june

>>127356668
>Use this online tool to find out how you should vote tactically in your constituency to stop Brexit:


No why would you go and post something this stupid?

>>127357157
Easiest thing to do is just look at your constituency's results last election and vote pragmatically.

>>127356903
bit mere . sorry

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Reminder that Tory/MI5 Very British Coup in progress. It's looking like the most recent season of Homeland.

>Security services were warned about attacker - did fuck all
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/24/security-services-missed-five-opportunities-stop-manchester/

>Conspiracy Theorists blame Tories for attack
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4533372/Conspiracy-theorists-accuse-Tories-terror-attack-link.html

>Conspiracy theories refuse to be quelled
https://order-order.com/2017/05/24/rufus-hound-posts-may-conspiracy-theory/

>Threat level raised to critical; with no parliamentary oversight
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40023488

>"Tory cuts forced us to put troops on streets": Police Federation
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/theresa-may-army-deployment-manchester-bombing-police-federation-police-cuts-steve-
white_uk_5925d9f0e4b062f96a336e5f

>Terror attack "plays well for May"
https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=BAK7r11t5w8

>Tory election fraud - no charges
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/10/cps-announce-no-charges-conservative-party-election-spending/

>May only taking questions from the media that have been pre-approved - tory press meekly complies
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-refuse-press-questions-pre-approved-michael-crick-election-2017-
campaign-team-a7726856.html

>STRONG AND STABLE, STRONG AND STABLE

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>>127357505

>>127357505
Don't blame 'em for releasing them. I don't want to seem like a Right-Wing version of a Clinton shill, but Communism will destroy this country.

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I don't understand what is is about summer that makes people sit outside and play dogshit music all fucking day.


Also why are there two threads, fuck sake lads.

>>127356820

It's no laughing matter but I sense a disturbance in the force if you will, I think everybody was far too quick to write off old Jezza

I'm not saying the tories are good people on the whole but some who are also actually in a position are trying to steer the ship away from the all the icebergs, the trouble is the government is like a super tanker, in the USA it's like there's a massive fight to the death on the bridge

>>127356668
You guys can have lighters there?

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>>127357505
Why would the party in power and in line for a landslide have to perform a coup? Especially one that involves literally killing innocent kids. Never put down to conspiracy and evil what you can explain with incompetence

>>127357505

Reminder that the troops are not there to protect us from Muslims, but to protect Muslims and the Government from populist insurrection.

Raspail's Camp of the Saints shows the French armed forces unwilling to fire on the invaders but happy to drop bombs on "racists"

>>127357505
>its a britpol poster puts his faith into a flatcap wearing socialist episode

not a classic

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>haha, stupid muslim suicide bombers, it's not part of the british identity to send our young men to certain death for no good reaso....

>>127357505
Can I have a go with the tinfoil hat, after you?

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GEORGE GROVES WINS

>>127357815
Too be honest, It'd be a lot more pragmatic for the government to stawman the Muslims as the new Jews/capitalists. As the Nazis and Communists then. They could have an authoritarian state through fairly legitimate means.

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So-called experts

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>>127356668
>Jeremy Corbyn does a great job at Andrew Neil interview, unlike his conservative counterpart who almost had a nervous breakdown.
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/05/jeremy-corbyn-fares-well-his-toughest-interview-yet


He did fine considering Brillo-Pad is a self-confessed biased Tory neocon/neolib cunt. Mostly he gives tories an easy ride whilst talking over and shouting down Corbyn and his supporters.

>>127357809
Army planned one, believe in the 70s. Made sense. State Socialism was killing Britain.

>>127357976
killing jerries is the best reason of them all lad, what are you talking about?

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I've ate nothing but boiled rice and heinz baked beans for about 7 days in a row, lads.

How long until I start to notice weight loss?

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Great text OP, don't listen to the rightwing fucktards on this forum.

Is anyone else at the point where they'll accept an authoritarian Capitalist state, just to get rid of the Commies/Socialists?

THREAD THEME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDN1ErxWsFU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDN1ErxWsFU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDN1ErxWsFU

>>127358029

That would leave a strong and united, confident British people. They don't want that. They want atomised, dispirited cheap labour which means humiliating the natives and importing third-worlders

>>127358119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k&t=1380s

ok

REAL THREAD THEME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yy141q8HQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yy141q8HQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2yy141q8HQ

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Who's your local Labour candidate Brit/pol/?

A fucking Paki from Swindon. Is the state of Labour that bad that, no one in Devizes was willing to stand?

>>127358250
Can you cite a source? Also, how reputable is the organisation you're getting these from?

>>127358229
What kind of retarded diet are you on lad?

>>127358229
depends how much you've eaten really

>>127358250
OVERPOPULATION.

SOCIATAL CANCER

>>127358256
No. I'm hoping Corbyn wins so this country can fall to its ruin even quicker. Beats the slow, painful death by a thousand cuts which the Tories will give us desu.

I want it to all come crashing down Venezuela style.

>>127358368
I've heard that the Conservatives are going to implement a policy where they will penalise companies which take foreign labour and incentivise them to take natives.

>>127358442
Shit song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ud-pdJh8S8

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>>127358250
>left wingtards complain about non-existent wage growth
>propose mass immigration and increasing the supply of labour as solutions to raise living standards

really makes you think

>>127358368
Remember, third world labour is bad for the Conservatives. They're guaranteed voters for Labour.

>>127358119
Did you actually watch it? Jezza left with a new arse hole.

REAL THREAD
>>127356663
>>127356663
>>127356663
>>127356663
>>127356663

>>127358229
in jail soon need to bulk up weight ok ,as ground glass in porridge/on nonce wings ..... posting here and Voting May .. Classic

>>127358119
>>127358378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k&t=1320s

ffs

>>127358450

An angry Momentum ideologue here. Loves John McDonnell. Hates Blairites.

Longstanding moderate candidate and former MP was not selected.

>>127358742
He did better than Theresa May did

>>127358667
Shit song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

>>127357815
This, this, Camp of the Saints is fucking spot on.

>>127358618
Mate, we've gone through harsh times in the past. Don't let the current climate depress you. Things have always and will change.

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>threadsplitters

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>>127358840
What the fuck is that toss mate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGYVC3xNn5Y

>>127358934
how old are you

>>127358734
Wage depression is heavily due to second/thirdworld labour. Pajeet in the IT, Chinks in Engineering/Science, Slavs in Construction.

>this time in 12 days we'll have an exit poll

wewlad

>>127358951
You call that shite music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh9HgcGi100

>>127358643
It's currently £1000 to hire from outside the EU. Tories want to double it but won't really make a difference seeing as most of the time these are big money corporations hiring for high skilled jobs.

>>127358092
As a bookmaker once said to me, there's nothing so unpredictable as a game of football. Except horse racing.

>>127359065
Don't know about you guys, but I didn't realise how close the election was.

>>127358229
You do know how much sugar and salt is in baked beans right?

>>127356903
Source?

>>127359117
It'll be even harder for them, once we're out of Shengen/EEA.

>>127359093
What is that noncery?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC8lQVG_JR0

>>127358878
Yes, and they can change through tearing everything down and rebuilding from the ground up.

The past 50+ years have been a slow, terrifying descent into madness and ruin and the sooner that comes to its final conclusion the better; only at that point will the public wake up from their entertainment, consumerist induced comas and strive for better.

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Fuck me, just had one of these and I have to say it was incredible.

Plebs need not reply. Who has tried this and can confirm?

there is no point working lads just take out an islamic mortgage on a property and have a BTL, if shit goes under then hand the keys back to the bank

I've lost like 6 pounds and noticed no difference.

wtf?

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>>127359372
Its cutting season mate

>>127358229
NO CARBS TILL MARBS

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>>127358250
>it's an underage socialist simpleton thinks he has the answers to the universe because he's read a few revleft threads and a thomas piketty book

>>127359185
Well the campaign has been pretty short compared to the EU referendum and tiny compared to the US Presidential election which went on for two fucking years.

>>127358820
He got slaughtered. IRA, NATO, the isis statement on foreign policy, taxation, and bond, government bond.

>>127359372
stay out of the polish shop

>>127359329
Well, one glimmer of hope is Gen Z. Apparently, most of them have right leaning convictions. And are tired of all this Left-Wing Moralising. I've heard horror stories about what they're doing from old underclassmen.

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>>127359212

Why do English girls find the Ulster accent so hot but scots birds hate it?

>tfw want to shag a scot instead

This is the undisputed greatest British pop song of the 21st century. Anyone disagreeing is an uncultured pleb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUQFhuQ0DAI

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>>127358450
The one on the right.

>>127358450
>Claire4Devizes

>>127359438
>Implying you're not a cucked fat cunt

>>127359535
It was a paki shop but yeah, he had them for whatever reason

>>127359199
20% RDI sugar and 40% RDI salt per tin.

I only have two tins a day so I'm below the RDI.

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>>127358250
>the two most socilised countries doing the worst

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>>127359313

Be honest with me brit/pol/ is May going to loose?

>>127358742
place is gone soon

>>127357809
>party in power and in line for a landslide have to perform a coup?

Because
>LABOUR SURGE
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/uk-general-election-polls-labour-slashes-gap-with-tories-again-a3549886.html
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/809561/labour-election-2017-polls-odds-tracker-latest-jeremy-corbyn-win

Anyone been seeing how todays polls look lads?

>>127359517
>IRA

I agree with him

>NATO

People don't even know what it is. Regardless, it is obsolete.

>ISIS statement

It's a defensible position, albeit one I disagree with

>taxation and bond

Yup, that was a fail on his part.

>>127359438
Looks like a 13 year old boy in a wig.

>>127359372
I was practically addicted to those as a kid, put on about a stone just from eating those light, fluffy little cunts I reckon. Would recommend.

>>127359590
Literally a man

>>127359501
I'm pissed of that I forgot to register. Would've spoiled my ballot, though. My area is effectively a Labour dictatorship. People only vote for them because their parents did. Same applies to their parents.

>>127359667
Of course she's not, you nonce.

>>127358999
racist, immigration is good for you

also, digits checked

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>>127359590

>>127359579
Brill but posted last 45 weeks kek

>>127359667
Yes.

>>127359873
Why do I always get good digits?

>>127359667
>>127359715
May will look weak and wobbly in front of Paxman and the QT audience (seriously, try to name one public appearance this campaign where she's performed well?) whereas Corbyn just has to not fuck up to be in with a good chance.

>>127359667
No

>>127359560
I hope it's true but I don't buy it. The total faggotry from this generation that I see on a near daily basis is astounding. Also remember that they have grown up amongst people of all races and religions; they're invariably close friends with them.

Also remember that the propaganda we had pales in comparison with the propaganda this next generation are being fed. The internet is a 24/7 pipeline of shilling being pumped directly into their malleable little brains and I doubt very much their resolve is enough to stave that off.

>>127359584

They assume NI is more religious, hence the accent reminds Scots birds of how their country used to be pious and godly and is now an angry atheist GLBTfest.

brit/pol/ discord:

https://discordapp.com/invite/A6WU2zr

>>127359718
stop Posting ok ! and Mods alerted !

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>>127359627
Looks like Fat Joe Rogan

>posting shit girl music with no blastbeats

https://m.youtube.com/?hl=en-GB&gl=GB#/watch?v=RiLp8AbKCy0

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>>127359912

>>127359667
No, she's going to win by a relatively decent margin. Corbyn's lost the underdog status which Trump had. His IRA/ISIS comment are equivalent to the Clinton Emails are steroids. It'd be like Trump saying 9/11 wasn't all that bad.

>>127360120

Stupid phoneposter

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/https%3A%2F%2Fdiscordapp.com%2Finvite%2FA6WU2zr/

BREAKING NEWS: GERMAN INTELLIGENCE SERVICE SHILLING DISCORD ON BRIT/POL/ TO GATHER OUR IP NUMBERS

>>127360059
Gay cunt

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>>127359947

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXtypWNDYUQ

Was this joke, so soon after the Manchester incident, in poor taste?

>>127360162
over rated man
get some taste lad

>>127359717
IRA , where it was pointed out he had Fuck all to do with the peace process, but in fact supported the armed struggle?

>>127360010
There are obviously those who buy into the shit. It's mainly dudes who are redpilled for the most part, as well. This may be anecdotal, but nearly everyone in my IT class use /pol/.

>>127359995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSIQAKpaR20
There will be no circumstance where he will not fuck up. He is an economic illiterate.
I agree with your point on May though she is only good at being on the offence so when questioned she falters.

>>127360010
My wife's son, age 15, is very based indeed, and I'd say is among the cleverest 5% of his age group. Don't give up hope,

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>>127360306
>over rated

Got my willy flopped out on your dining table, i'm bashing it with your mums teapot, not a lot you can do about it really, i've got my eye on your bread bin, chromium with plastic trim

WILLY
I
L
L
Y

I know where you keep the bread

>>127360565

>willy

Get back on your meds, Hitchens, old chap.

>>127360469
I got 5cs and I am more intelligent than most of these Uni students. t.18

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>those likes and retweets

lmao

>>127360719
Confirmation bias from their part. Plus; where are all of those voters going? Local third party?

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want to shoot my seed into mummy

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>>127360719

>>127360565
And to think YKTD predicted that the level of political discussion on brit/pol/ would go down.

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>>127359602
Why do people even bother putting signs up for (((Claire Perry))), 0% chance of defeat now UKIP is on the ebb.

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-38901675/claire-perry-on-hard-brexit-jihadis

Fuck ever voting Cuckservative again.

Did anyone just hear that loud bang in Soho?????

>>127359517
>IRA

Nope tried to broker peace talks - guess what Blair ended up doing with the IRA? Result - peace.

>NATO
Cold War relic. Military industrial complex and arms manufacturers make a mint by generating fake threats. Since the fall of the Warsaw Pact over 25 years ago , NATO has aggressively expanded on Russia's border until Putin finally said "enough is enough"

>ISIS

Oh just fuck off, try reading the Chilcot Report on how evidence of WMDs was faked by neolib/neocon shits like Blair, Bush, Mossad and other assorted corporate criminals to justify invasion. THEY CREATED ISIS YOU DAFT TWAT.

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DIVERSITY

>>127360842
Undecided I guess

>>127356668
Thanks British Islamic Broadcasting Centre

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/education-40065481/exams-in-ramadan-what-should-i-eat

>>127360414
He recognised that republicans had legitimate grievances. He didn't support the killing of innocents.

>>127360469
A lot of younger people are getting redpilled by "Pop-Right Wingers" like PJW. I got redpilled around your son's age by Sargon.

>>127360964
I am not a londonfag, what is soho known for?

>>127360964
No I'm not a queer

>>127360421
I guess it'll turn into a question of who'll fuck up less. Paxman can screw them both, Corbyn is good with the public and the Question Time appearance will do wonders for him I think. He'll have his prepared answers for where will the money come from?, did you support the IRA? etc... the only thing that'd trip him up would be the Trident question if the issue is forced like it was on Neil.

May can and will only stick to stock answers for both in my view.

>>127361040
What ever side you're on, it still shows some form of sympathy towards them. Many people can still remember the bombings and may have known/been in them.

>>127361005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6up8jhru1fc

HAPPENING IN SOHO???

>>127360719
>those likes and retweets

On a Saturday night senpai.

>>127361050
Gays

>>127360469
I hope you're teaching your wife's son how to pretend to be white

>>127360418
Well I hope you're right. The country cannot take another 5-10 years of the same, we're numerically at the tipping point.

I think the next census will make a lot of people very sad.

>>127360469
Wait... you're an actual cuck or just joking?

>>127361227
I hope so.

New drinking game lads- every time someone starts wringing their hands about

>muh integration
>muh left behind economically
>muh rejecting the decadent west
>muh prevent strategy
>muh security networking with eu
>etc

Take a shot if the issue couldn't be immediately resolved by REMOVAL. Guarantee you'll be stone cold fucking sober

https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=soho&src=typd

Nothing on twitter


FAKE NEWS

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It makes me sad that I have to use these rags for information.

>>127361227
Nothing on the usual channels, what are you referring to

>>127361050
>>127361117
>>127361457
I heard a loud bang
It was your mum dropping to her knees

>>127357803
Smoking is very popular here.

Can't have the government missing out on all that tax money.

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>>127361525
u got trolled m8

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>>127361530

>>127361323
We've got a lot of Euros coming in. The Conservatives are very stringent on their policy about refugees and I suspect, within the next 5 years. When a bulk of Gen Z can vote we'll see an Islamic immigration ban.

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Reminder that polls purposely make it look like Labour is surging near the election date to scare more people into voting Tory

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>>127357505
This
I've been saying it since she called the election
But /pol/ just says
>b b but COMMUNISM

>>127361662
>The Conservatives are very stringent on their policy about refugees

>teh tories will stop the brown peeples u no!

AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAH BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

*breathes*

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Twat.

I need you lads to Know....... I aint warning guys anymore as its scaring /suicides 63 didn't Film Feckless fuckers .........Listen Lads May coming after her win .. well she has your IP/Logs gookmook Cunt Gave Us up so OK !!!! , Last six months you Racist/Terrorist 5am wake up .. I work with it ..:)

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>>127360565
m8 what about my pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>127361611
>>127361530

Tipped off to GCHQ and MI5

Unironically too lad, you made me waste a couple of internet searches and about 2 minutes of my time

>>127357148
>jezza

jesus fucking christ what a chav.

>>127361868
Lol this fucking guy

>>127361755
Does sound kinda like Crosby

>>127361662

Yeah and genghis kahn will gallop out of my arse to conquer once more, you fucking stoned?

>>127361868
What did he mean by this?

>>127361882
>Implying I don't work for them

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>>127361868
mummies coming to put us in her fuckdungeon for the daily milking

>>127361662
>We've got a lot of Euros coming in
As in European migrants? Half of them are even more cucked than us.

>The Conservatives are very stringent on their policy about refugees
That's fine, but 20,000 Syrians is fuck all. I care about the millions here legally and illegally and their millions of children and future grandchildren

>Islamic immigration ban.
Not a chance. Not under the Tories or Labour. Absolutely zero chance.

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>>127361214
>>127361740

>>127357809
Can you die?

>>127361740
>Ramadam

kek can't even say it right

>>127361755
I've never voted for the loser.

Might vote Labour to keep my 100% record going

>>127357128
And now who will labour cry about in the BIASED BANKING MEDIA

>civic autistic redditors
>on brit/pol/ posting brit/pol/ memes on twitter
https://twitter.com/Investor_Luke

Whoms't'dever this is, kill yourself.

Looks like the poll showing the Tories only 5 points ahead is as bad as it's gonna get lads

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>>127359620

Mate, if you want to lose weight you might aswell eat clean. Eat eggs, skinless chicken breast, veggies, brown rice and oats instead. Snack on fruit or unsalted nuts. You can also use whatever seasoning you like just don't add sugar. Drink lots of water.

With those staples you can survive on less than £20 groceries a week.

>>127362232
You are underestimating the shy labour vote. It will be a repeat of events 20 years ago.

>>127362029
Mate, this problem is going to get resolved in one of two ways. The country comes to its senses and wants to ban it or another 9/11 in Britain will happen and the government's hand will be forced.

>>127357976
>stopping The Hun pillaging
They had become drunk on the Chanpagne they stole

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/sep/03/race.world

just came across this article written in sep of 2000, 1 year before 9/11, and holy shit.

this Yasmin Alibhai-Brown has gotten me so triggered.

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>corbyn isn't working cla-

brit/pol/ BTFO

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Why do disabled people always have terrible personalities?

>>127361882
whats the letterbox at GCHQ level 1 ? the colour you twat .. ??

>>127362323

Also don't forget about the shy Lib Dem vote. Could be a big surprise on polling night.

>>127360982
If I remember correctly nield had a few statements from people involved in the talks. Who said jezza had nothing to do with it. Also showed links and support for the violent route.
NATO still has its uses as Serbia proved, the UN being useless.
ISIS, has no truck with foreign policy, any one who understands the religious nutters knows.

>>127362158
he definitely posts here

>>127362296
Do you have any tips on getting off caffeine. I drink two monsters a day and it makes me feel like shit.

Considering joining MI5 after my degree, lads. Looks pretty good.
Starting salary is £32,000 and you need a 2:2
https://www.mi5.gov.uk/careers/opportunities/intelligence-and-data-analyst-development-programme-idadp

>>127361043

How young are you?

MY PIZZAS HAVE JUST ARRIVED LADS.

/GIDDY/ TBPH

>>127362521
I'm sure they'd be lucky to have you.

>>127362426
gibmedats do that to a person

>>127362495
stop drinking caffeine

simple retard

>>127362441
It's pragmatic for the Libdems to vote for Labour, they won't get in on their own and don't want a coalition gov.

>>127362403
Is this photoshopped
His head seems far too small

>>127362026
Exactly how would those 4 twats protect anybody. pathetic.

>>127362433
Schizophrenia poster pls

>>127362570
18.

>>127358472
https://www.ft.com/content/83e7e87e-fe64-11e6-96f8-3700c5664d30

>More people in work but with lower pay
>Wages have not kept up with inflation
>When employment was expanding, it was in lower-paid jobs
>Companies hired people rather than invested in capital

http://www.keepeek.com/Digital-Asset-Management/oecd/employment/oecd-employment-outlook-2016_empl_outlook-2016-en#.WSnyS-vyupp

>A report by the TUC, published on Wednesday, shows that real earnings have declined more than 10% since the credit crunch began in 2007, leaving the UK equal bottom in a league table of wages growth.
>Using data from the OECD’s recent employment outlook, the TUC found that over the same 2007-2015 period, real wages grew in Poland by 23%, in Germany by 14%, and in France by 11%. Across the OECD, real wages increased by an average of 6.7%.
>The TUC found that between 2007 and 2015 in the UK, real wages – income from work adjusted for inflation – fell by 10.4%. That drop was equalled only by Greece in a list of 29 countries in the Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD).
>UK, Greece and Portugal were the only three OECD countries that saw real wages fall.

http://www.keepeek.com/Digital-Asset-Management/oecd/employment/oecd-employment-outlook-2016_empl_outlook-2016

Our unemployment has been masked by shitty jobs and lack of investment.

>>127359627
>UK is more socialist than all of Europe minus Greece

>>127362644
Are you going to say to a heroine addict "Stop using Heroine" just as flippantly, no. I know it's an extreme example, but addiction is still addiction.

>>127362495
There is literally nothing wrong with caffeine

There is a big problem with shitty energy drinks though

>>127362733
>people were hired rather than invested in capital
And that's what you want Jeremy, you don't want those fat cats that work extra long hours to have any money to go fox hunting with

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Why's Brit/pol/ so shit lads?

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>>127362816
>Addict

>>127362843
I'm addicted to Monster. Especially the normal diet.

>>127361934
if have cartoon anninie ./ anything .. You will Go Nonce wing ! Go regular an You can Do it /love it , Just keep head down the daddy , show Respect .. SERIOUSLY , You have nothing u homeless dont say family , they will milk them ok
U posted here an its shit tier .. accept Jail ok Just be OK .

>>127362843
Energy drinks are nice though.

I like The doctor Monster one.

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>>127362911
Because we're here.

>>127362911
It's near the election date.

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>>127362816
Yes.

Stop consuming caffeine you spacker.

>>127362964
Why it tastes like shut

>>127362911
tripfaggots

>>127362911

Shills and tourists

>>127362323

All the polls had Labour ahead 20 years ago.............

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_United_Kingdom_general_election,_1997

>>127362930
Every time I see him, I feel sorry for his Brother.

>>127362521

>telling people on here when they specifically say "don't tell anyone"

You'll fit right in, lad.

>>127362964
If it's diet then it's not too bad but you're still drinking swill

Just buy instant coffee m8, I'm addicted to it myself but it's completely harmless

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>>127363017
S I P S B O Y S

>>127362911
just close it and watch the boxing m8

>>127363039
I just really like the taste of Taurine.

So what happened to the guy who accidentally killed the guy who cycled him
Did he go to prison in the end
>>127362911
YKTD died

>>127362911
The thread is split, that's why. The other one is more active.

>>127363107
I know, good thing is that I prefer black coffee as well. Don't know why, but have no addiction to sugar.

>>127362521
I'm sure they'll be happy to have you as long as the interview goes well and you show willing to uphold the prevailing neocon/neolib establishment narrative with lots of "jobs for the boys" and budget increases investigating fake threats from "revolutionary leftists"

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>>127362323
>shy labour vote

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>>127361611
checekd

>>127363086
>I'm trackable through 4chan
>Saying "thinking about applying" and "I am working at xxx" are the same

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>>127362521
you a paki an imam .. then on 6month contracts an we monitor you , Love your work ..!!

>>127362816
>Heroine
Heroin.

And yes, just stop using it.

And if you must use caffeine, drink coffee instead of fucking (((energy drinks))) like a 13 year old fat Yank.

TORIES

B
T
F
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65LaGMeIxUI

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>>127363152
He was under our nose the whole time

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>>127362911
Tories.

>>127360028
But Scots and English hate god equally?

>>127363147
Funny thing is, I like to smoke as well. Mainly Rothmans or B&H.

Oh well.

>>127356996
my fucking boxers are sticking to my ass

Gotten really close to a paki colleague over the past few weeks. Been at the job for nearly 2 years and didn't really interact with him until a few months back. Now we are going around each others house to play video games, playing online watching tv shows and movies together and going to the gym together after work.

I think this is what it's like to have a best friend, but he's a muslim paki. I am feeling so conflicted, I've never had friendship like this before.

>>127362614

Post pics

>>127362323
>shy labour
What the guck is that

>>127362816
Lmao people do stop using heroin all the time, same with anything.

Force yourself and stop making excuses cunt

>>127363412
Take him drinking, invite him over for dinner (roast pork)

>>127363315
I'm pretty dyslexic, always make that issue.

I used to only drink for college, because my sleep schedule was fucked. Sort that out now, need to ween my self off.

>>127363401
My asshole is itchy because some lip balm got stuck in it
>>127363412
Gay

>>127362495

Two options:

A) gradual. Cut down to one can for 2 days, then half for 1 day before moving to coffee (black) instead for a couple of weeks drinking less and less until you don't crave it as much - then quit... drink green tea (or just weak tea without sugar) Those things are pure sugar/additives by the way lad - absolute cancer for your body, fuck up your resting heart rate big time.

B) full cold turkey. This is the smarter route but obviously harder. Requires willpower. Don't panic if you wake up in the middle of the night the next day with heart palpitations, not to mention the shakes and intense headaches. They will last 2-3 days so sleep it off as much as possible. All part of the withdrawal process.

Source: had a major caffeine addiction (at peak 4-5 strong black espresso a day) last year. Daily relentess/monster in my uni days.

Quit ASAP!

>>127363358
AHAHAHAHAH

>>127363412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skbmXIzxcZY

>>127363571
I'm off college for the week, Half term. Wish me luck.

>>127363504
>Fixing a sleeping pattern issue with a drug known to ruin sleeping patterns

WEW

>>127363472
I really regret using that anecdote. It was asinine and emotionally charged.

>>127363753
I didn't use it to fix it, I'd just use it so I wouldn't fall asleep in class. Sort out my sleeping pattern with excerise.

>>127363412
He's probably posting on some other forum somewhere:

>Gotten really close to a anglo colleague over the past few weeks. Been at the job for nearly 2 years and didn't really interact with him until a few months back. Now we are going around each others house to play video games, playing online watching tv shows and movies together and going to the gym together after work.

>I think this is what it's like to have a best friend, but he's a christian whitie. I am feeling so conflicted, I've never had friendship like this before.

>>127363920
*sorted

>>127363294

>implying they're looking for people who are predisposed to blabbing

You didn't need to tell us at all, lad. But you did. You felt that need.

They'll suss you out in the psych tests.

>>127359590
Michelle Obama?

>>127360719
Was just going to post these.

As an extra: https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/868518412334616577

>On who would make a better Home Secretary: Amber Rudd: 43%, Diane Abbott: 12% (via @ComRes)

>12%
Who makes this shit up?

>>127362323
>>127363289
>>127363458
Quiet Bat People.

>>127362723

Stay strong. The lefties will try to wear you down with propaganda and lies.

I hope you're redpilled on women for uni. Number one advice is not to change your beliefs or convictions for a girl. Ever. Especially not for a "friend" you think you can have sex with. Double down instead. You'll keep your self-respect and probably subconsciously impress her.

>>127363999
>MI5 checks mongolian throat singing forums

Aww, first time on here babby?

>>127364108
Not going to Uni, joining the RAF.

>>127363636
he kind of looks like a black Shaun King

>>127364172
But Shaun King IS black!

I stabbed a fox with a pitchfork in my garden today lads

>>127362521
Just a quick one you been an INTEL GUY , since 8 1 an You let services lost plot/ I was jailed 8 yrs ..
6yos in Ashworth Nut hossie ...
Out now an I done many an they Fear me .. May has run from this an if Lab dont win its a joke ..
an the Fact is May wants you Brit/Pol/ in Prison .. Im Mairposter an I am Going to fuck the logs UP / an Put a clause that In Tory Mini .. to save you lads ... Not a drunk me... Im doing it .. OK I cannot have us lads all Jailed .. !

>>127363255

>no addiction to sugar

Lucky as fuck. Hardest diet jew to kick in the world

>>127364171
What role are you aiming for?

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>>127364159
Yes, what this anonymous said.

>>127364296

Sounds bloody dangerous lad but how was it holding the pitchfork?

>>127362521
>you need a 2:2

That explains a lot

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>>127362911
it's full of britcucks

>>127364421
In its mouth, what are you retarded?

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>>127364297
Absolute madman

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>>127364159

I'm not talking about them tracking you. lad.

I'm talking about the fact that you even brought it up - they look for people who don't feel compelled to reveal shit like that, even if it's on a Congolese Neti Pot messageboard.

It's a psych thing.

Not a drunk me... Im doing it .. OK I cannot have us lads all Jailed .. !

>>127364296
You the guy with the Romanian neighbours?

>>127364354
Spark or Cyber Space Communications Specialists (General IT, mainly looking forward to the Networking)

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>>127364539
Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up.

>>127364296
> Killing Britannia's wildlife

Scum

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>>127364296
Why?

>>127364332
Funny thing as well, can't get addicted to crisp, as well. Also, don't have any form of craving alcohol.

>>127364171

Doing your nation proud lad.

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>>127364566
have you thought about voting libdem?

>>127364727
Cunt keeps trying to eat my goldfish so I bent him up like a pretzel

>>127364727
They kill dogs, cats, chicken baby live stock.

>>127364657
I'm thinking for a applying for the role of pilot, but I know my chances of getting it are very much against me.

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>>127364296

>>127364813
I was going to join up last year, but got offered an IT course. Teachers are shit but I like the subject matter.

>>127364563
okay waist up

>>127364902
If not, go into an IT role. Some of the Lads here and on other threads are talking about how much they need IT technicians.

>>127364726
>'Wildlife'

RECYCLE

>>>127356663
>>>127356663
>>>127356663
>>>127356663

>>127364726
Foxes are a menace to society

>>127364563
Most of these organisations won't strike, unless you're a person of some worth. It's just the feeling, in the back of your head that they're watching that does it.

>>127358760

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkbmKUiCP2k&t=1320s
Andrew Neil claims ISIS/Daesh was formed "prior to the invasion of Iraq". Source or lie you tory neoliberal cunt!

>>127365240
I wish we had Wolves, too be honest.

>>127365100
I don't think I'd be accepted to an IT role, it's that I'm bad with tech, but I only got a B in ICT gcse because they fucked up the coursework, which just reflects badly on me

>>127365339
Lad, I get a D in IT GCE and am doing a 90 cred at the highest marks. As long as you've got 2 GCSEs in English and Maths you'll be fine. Also, if you'll have to do a technical selection test. Just know basic maths and you'll be fine.

>>127365339
You get really good IT qualcs out of it, you just need to be competent enough to revise.

>>127358229
Any weight loss will be offset by appalling flatulence which will inflate you like a zeppelin.

>>127365539
thanks for the info, I shouldn't have much issue joining then, my maths is pretty strong.

>>127358229
Basic laws of thermodynamic state that you can't gain more energy than you consume. As long as you're under 2k you're fine. Do what I did and have 1.2k per day.

>>127365915
Maths is my best thing as well.

>>127365921
Here's a link, mate. Hope to see you one day, in the forces. https://www.raf.mod.uk/recruitment/roles/roles-finder/technical-and-engineering/cyberspace-communication-specialist-new/

>>127366086
Tagged the wrong one.

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>>127365915
>>127366032
>tfw maths skills are Abbott tier