Brit/pol/ - tonibler edition

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>>127332167
Also by acting like the smarmy cunt at school who always thought he was smart by pointing out some fact (Ackshually Tomatoes are fruits) which everyone already knew but didn't care about but they literally weren't autismals.

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>And I can announce a shock prediction
>*Labour supporters cheering*
>We can predict that the Conservative party will be the largest party with 46% of the vote
>*Labour supporters screaming*
>We can predict that Labour will be 10 points behind on 36%
>*Labour supporters cheering*
>That is 125 seat majority according to our predictions with the Conservatives on 385 seats

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Rate the possible Bet

Oh hello sailor, looking for a good time

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Start borrowing money.

>>127332396

Lib-Dem support is very concentrated sometimes so I wouldn't make that bet but they have been fucked by Labour offering everyone free stuff desperately.

Worried Lib Dems might win Twickenham and yeovil

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 46% (-2)
LAB: 34% (+4)
LDEM: 8% (-2)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2% (-1)

(via @ComRes / 24 - 26 May)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/868512679702429697

>>127332349
I've still not got over that pass to Fabregas

>>127332449
To buy guns?

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>>127332491
JC4PM4METBH

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>>127332491
>>127332518

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So if Chelsea win, who do they play in the community shield?

>>127332491
so overall consensus is that Labour still has some momentum but Tories are resting high with a decently solid base

>>127332491
So basically there has been a small swing to labour but it's still a 9-12% gap and not the 5% from yougov?

>Labour Won Cambridge by 599 Votes

Will the Lib Dems steal it

people getting banned left right and centre desu

>>127332611
Arsenal

>>127332658
I live here for uni but postal voted at home. I honestly have no idea, see loads of both signs about in the city. Labour with free tuition has probably won them it.

Why are Corbyn's IRA links focused on whilst the establishment (both Blairite/Tory) get away with bumlicking Saudis for decades?

One interesting thing I noticed (that will never be implemented) in the Labour manifesto is ending all arms dealings with those dune coons.

>>127332611
Spuds

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Fuck Mummy Calm

I'm in the gentlemans toilets

There's a hole in the cubicle wall

POP your willy through

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>>127332569
Only if you live in Ulster and support republicanism.

>>127332396
Risky. It only takes a few seats that voted remain to rally around a LibDem to keep out the Tories and you're fucked.

>>127332611
Spurs

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>Labour 10 points behind after a manifesto promising endless free gibs
>literally nothing to push their support any further up
>"J...Jeremy is on course for a win"

On who is best to represent Britain on the world stage:
T. May: 49%
J. Corbyn: 21%
(via @ComRes)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/868514089290661888

>>127332629

No, all Labour have done is eat Lib Dem votes because of all the promises they have made that they can't afford to gullible students and the likes.

Tories can not be caught.

>>127332518

It's funny that even though lefties are abandoning green and ldem to back jezza, they still cant get enough to overthrow mummy. Who else is looking forward to the butthurt after tory landslide?

On who is best to represent Britain on the world stage:
T. May: 49%
J. Corbyn: 21%
(via @ComRes)

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>Labour surge after new manifesto
>Boomers funding said surge after defecting from the tories, youth voting in record numbers in the last 20yrs for free gibs
>Labour gain seats, tories struggle but just about form a majority for government

All we need to block brexit

May will give in to the pressure to keep free movement as a tack on to any trade deal, she will blame it on pro-EU MP's undermining her but deep down she was always remain.

Half the tory and most of the labour party are secretly in our pocket, a few more years where "stability" is needed and our relationship with Europe will stay the same. The economy comes first after all~

>>127332945
Also they're half gaining from the lib dems and greens. There's only a few of those votes left to take.

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Stop being patriotic.

Oh naughty, i've seen you looking at my bulge

It's the tight trousers

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>>127332306
>Anonymong doesn't fuck up the new thread

Bet you're still a Votetard though.

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>>127332803

That's where my brother met his wife.

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>Welsh 'people'

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>>127333155
celtic genes

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NEIL'D

They need to start building lots of one-bedroom flats for all the millennials who won't have families or even partners

>>127333028
Ah yes, the Tories will definitely trade free movement and single market access for guaranteed loss at the next GE.

Reminder that brit/pol/ is completely retarded and thinks the Tories secretly want to stay in the EU, not realising that the Tories will literally do ANYTHING to stay in power (pro-tip, it's why in 2007 George Osborne was saying they would be putting MORE money in to public services than Labour were) and why they went through their "liberal renaissance" under Cameron.

What makes Brighton so special that the ((greens)) hold it

>>127333251
They've already started the battery farming in London.

>>127333224
The Celts were a cultural group not an ethnic one.

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>>127332306
>More than half of voters do not know who Tim Farron is

someone does, intimately.

reminder that Jeremy "Gas the Kikes" Corbyn is going to increase border security and bring in thousands of jobs for the british working class.
The Tories don't intend to change border security

>>127333155
that porker on the bottom right is the most welsh thing i've ever seen

HAHAHA UKIP BTFO

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/868515195362181120

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Wew lads

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MAXIMUM HAPPENING LEVEL

On who is best to look after the interests of hard working families:

T. May: 28%
J. Corbyn: 41%
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/868514757963390978

>>127332770
Not at the rate they're going, fucking hell.

>>127333341
Lmao no

>>127333225
>the roots of the grassroots

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>>127333225
>‘Bread and Circuses’ is the cancer of democracy, the fatal disease for which there is no cure. Democracy often works beautifully at first. But once a state extends the franchise to every warm body, be he producer or parasite, that day marks the beginning of the end of the state. For when the plebs discover that they can vote themselves bread and circuses without limit and that the productive members of the body politic cannot stop them, they will do so, until the state bleeds to death, or in its weakened condition the state succumbs to an invader—the barbarians enter Rome.

>>127333238
Most likely.... from a choice of two. Both are shit-tier. Full muslim immigration ban and zero net migration, or fuck off.

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>>127333371
>reminder that Jeremy "Gas the Kikes" Corbyn is going to increase border security and bring in thousands of jobs for the british working class

>>127333224
jesus christ. is that an orc?

On who is most likely to reduce net migration to the UK:
T. May: 33%
J. Corbyn: 11%
P. Nuttall: 21%
(via @ComRes)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/868515195362181120

UKIP SURGE

>>127333403
she has now deleted it

>>127333106

topplest of keks

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>>127333371
>t.

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>>127333225

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kek

>>127333427
Lmao yes

>>127333586
The old 'Ron/Rand Paul' trick, nice

>>127333586
lmao

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>>127333543
>present ourselves as nationalists

>>127333586
I mean nuttal will not be PM so it's kind of right?

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>>127333400
okay, so corbyn surge was just a brief lapse in the zeigeist.

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Corbyn has spoken against the free movement of labour as it has been used to squeeze the wages of the proletariat

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>>127333335
i think it a big part of it is the student vote. they will mostly be back at home for this election, so we'll see how that affects the green vote.

pic related is probably a student house. they leave them in a shit state when they move out, cleaning them up is one of brighton's most lucrative seasonal industries.

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>>127333403
Stop posting fake tweets.

>>127333562
>statist cuck quadroon elf

>>127333776
Never.

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>>127333543

>>127332804
John boiiiiega

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>>127333586
reminds me of this

>>127333586
People really think the Tory candidate would be more likely to enact anti-business immigration restrictions?

Something very wrong with this country.

>yougov proven an outlier
>Tory low water mark at 44%
>Labour high water mark at 36%

It's ogre lads, manifestos are done with, not much can be done between now and the election.

>>127333747
Isnt there bigger student Cities like Cambridge, why dont they just go for the Lib Dems like Most students and leftists

>>127333725
The labour surge was mostly from lib dems and greens really. We're going back to a 2 party system now the lib dems and UKIP are kill.

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>>127333400
>Comrade Corbychev can't convince people he's better for stopping terrorism even following a terrorist attack during a Tory government

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Battlestations lads! We're under attack from the Corbyn cunts.

>>127333335
Brighton has 2 universities and plenty of queers

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Holy shit go on Britain Elects Twitter account and look at the retweets for the polls showing May ahead of Corbyn

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>>127333586
britpol btfo

UKIP might as well just give up at this point, they're an embarrassment

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Wow, May really fucked up with those pensioners...........

>>127333747
>>127333923
Students but also Brighton is pozzed as fuck with hippies and other cancer. You see the same on a smaller scale elsewhere, Totnes in Devon and Glastonbury in somerset get hippies etc and have green councillors because of it. They're just not big enough to have an entire seat at westminster.

https://www.theyworkforyou.com/

Website that tells you the issues YOUR MP voted for

>>127333887
>being this assmad about a vote about his favourite colour tie.

>>127332392
>This will actually happen on election day

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA
HUNG
P A R L I A M E N T

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>>127333543
>many on the 4chan are hardcore anti-Semites
>the 4chan
>the

>>127333973
lmao

>>127333403
the queen?

>>127334155
first day of ramadan

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wtf, i hate corbyn now

only voting lib dems cuz i want weed 2 be legel

lmao get fukd britpoo!

>>127333923
there's a lot of old crusty hippies in brighton who vote left, so coupled with the student who also vote vastly to the left it's quite a big bloc really.

my hypothesis that the students significantly prop up the green vote is just that, a hypothesis.
i don't have any data to back it up, but it's a general sentiment in Brighton and Hove that there are too many students and in great enough numbers to alter the character of the city.

>>127334155
>tfw no missus to slip it into

>>127334136
Who's this nignog and how does he have a tick? A 12% lead would be a triple digit majority

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>>127334047
>UKIP
>6

ahahahahaha

even the old cunts don't give a fuck about brexit

coco-kun please show yourself i'm lonely

>>127334155

Saturday night?

>>127334155
Don't say it...

discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/A6WU2zr

Labour have moved heaven and Earth to promise vast quantities of spending in just about every area.
Regardless of how/if they will pay for it (hint: more borrowind), they are still 10 points behind in the polls.

The only thing that could have swung it for Labour was if Corbyn went full HARD, WORKING-CLASS BREXIT to woo the old UKIP base who are currently split between UKIP and the tories. This would involve losing much of the party's lefty luvvy media allies and the middle-class Labour voters (what few of them remain), but the potential gains of working class conservative types outweigh any such loss.

But Jezz bottled it and it's too late now.

May May win.

>>127334155
a damn hot night, that's what.

>>127334155

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Qon-Udlhw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26wEWSUUsUc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk

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>>127334341
you can have a look at my willy instead

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>>127333948
i'm a BNP supporting momentum member of the Labour Party, a Corbyn bullet 100% and will vote for him to remain Party Leader till the day he dies.

does that make me a corbyn cunt?

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Woah, really made me think...

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>>127334155
>>127333543
>>127333468
it's in the manifesto you cunts. i'm not lying

How the fuck did Neil not ask a single question about Brexit to Corbyn?

Negotiating our departure from the EU will be the most difficult and important task a government has faced postwar. Everything else is secondary.

It's amazing how complacent everyone has become over Brexit.

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>>127334512
>BNP supporting momentum member of the Labour Party

If I join Labour now will I be able to vote in the upcoming leader election if there is one in September when they said there could be one? I want to vote to keep Corbyn in but don't want to waste my money if I can't vote in it.

>>127334540
>weak af socialists that will instantly cower in the face of intelligence agency threats and blackmail

>>127334540
It always makes me chuckle of how much a jew Bernie is and actually turned out to be a jew, and people still think he was the PEOPLES candidate lmao

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>>127334155
>Tfw no missus

>>127334559
>hire more border guards
>so we can import them more quickly!

>>127334540
Wonder where everyone who says that Americans should vote for Hilary because shes the one with government experience have gone now?

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Start buying guns.

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Ouch..,.

>>127334703
>It always makes me chuckle of how much a jew Bernie is and actually turned out to be a jew, and people still think he was the PEOPLES candidate lmao

Explain.

Oh wait, let me guess, you actually believed those Fake news stories of him taking a bribe to quit the race? lol

About to lose £100 if Chelsea fuck this up

>>127333972
in my experience, the gays aren't a homogenous voting bloc like the students and the crusties.
met plenty of 'conservative' gays in brighton, one even telling me 'the pride festival was great until they started letting the dykes and trannies join in'.

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>>127334512
Are you a literal retard? Sometimes wonder the IQ of users on this board

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>literall all the free shit ever
>only 5% ahead
Lol

Delivered some leaflets on my street and got barked at by a dog yesterday.
like wtf why was the door slot one foot above the ground and difficult to put anything in that took like a minute
christ i broke my kneecaps and finger knuckles getting that leaflet in
Pretty sure the owner thought I was attempting a home invasion as she opened the door and glared at me as I was leaving. Fuck off, fix your damn door.
Nationalising the door industry needs to be in the 2022 manifesto.


- from the lib dem subreddit

i guess every german soldier is black now

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>>127334624
best £2 i ever spent.

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aaaaand it's over

This is the big one

On who would make a better Prime Minister:
T. May: 51%
J. Corbyn: 30%
(via @ComRes)

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>>127334512
Yes.

>>127334689
>>weak af socialists that will instantly cower in the face of intelligence agency threats and blackmail

Yes because Thatcher didn't give up Hong Kong or shit herself when the IRA threatened her son due to 'cowering' in the face of blackmail LMAO

>>127334559
Christ, you were the cunt who was shilling yesterday aswell.

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First barbecue of the summer lads

First for young labour supporters not voting and complaining about the government for the entirety of the Tory term

>>127334821
Or maybe the fact he stole millions from Young people in the month alone he was already pre determined to drop out bought 3 More houses, a car for his kids and gave the rest to clinton.

Try not to use r/sandersforpresident as a source next time (:

>>127334878
>Are you a literal retard?

>Adam Walker (born April 1969) is the chairman of the British National Party. He was elected in a leadership election on 27 July 2015. He was previously acting chairman being appointed by the National Executive when the former leader, Nick Griffin, resigned.

>In September 2012, Walker was given a six-month suspended jail sentence and twelve month driving ban for an incident on 23 April 2011, in which he verbally abused three schoolboys, who were between the ages of 10 and 12, chasing them in his Land Rover Discovery and slashing the tyres on their bikes with a sheath knife.

>>127334870
even without the bribes its funny the amount of money that was raised in his campaign from shitlibs.

>>127334986
But why can't I vote on twitter!

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>>127334986
time to set up one of these again.

>>127335097
was meant for>>127334821

>>127334942
not an argument

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>>127334975
Still waiting for her nudes.

>>127334832
Serves the cunts right for not wearing the black armband

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HOLY SHIT LADS

CHECK THE NEW POLL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>127333468
Too obvious, Reddit.

>Chelsea forgot to wear the black armbands

LYNCH THEM

>>127335261
0/10

£40 winnings so far on FA cup.

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>>127335133
>people actually fell for this

>>127335015
>Or maybe the fact he stole millions from Young people in the month alone he was already pre determined to drop out bought 3 More houses, a car for his kids and gave the rest to clinton.

Donations are not theft, retard and donation money wasn't used to buy the home.

What's wrong with spending your money? You're not a commie, are you?

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>>127335086
What are you talking about. Why would someone who supports the BNP support labour who votes for more immigration. The state of this board

>>127335261
Must have missed when Lab were on 57%

>>127335133
Ill have an attempt on photoshop as im bored as fuck and have the day off

>>127335301
le upset face because someone is taking the piss out of his shitty fake poll posting ;^)

>>127335352
what about giving the rest to the clinton campaign? out of principle for what he stood for he shouldn't of done that

>>127333155
Don't pretend most of them don't look like most english people, you Germ.

>>127335516
I haven't posted a fake this thread

Thinking of just getting some fentanyl and ending it all desu, lads.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7sFVWl2OM0

TORIES BTFO

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>>127335346
mummyposter here

guess who made it

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>>127334894
lib dems are my favourite meme

>>127335603
wtf i love labour now

>>127335353
Didn't say he supported Labour desu

>>127334921
>>127334916

except that's not what's on the ballot paper
we have a consituency based representative party parliamentary system. not a 2 way vote on a monarch. chumps see >>127334885

>>127335261
try harder

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>>127332306
civil war
when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt2WwZtNx7M

>>127335603
But Labour are a threat to all of those things too, by way of flooding the country with fuckloads of brown people.

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>>127335476
Good lad.

>>127335603

wow this is powerful. definitely won my vote.

https://youtu.be/x9Fqdsg6HkQ

>>127335607
Was it gunposter?

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>Corbynistas spreading around polls that still have them comfortably behind

>>127335575
why dont you do it for pleasure first you donut. seems like a waste

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>>127335575
Make sure you stream it live and post a link here.

>>127334469

good post by a good man.
>>127334323
have a wank lad.
>>127334345
correct. you know what that means, don't you?
>>127334349
I dont have to, all the gentlemen know what night it is.
>>127334458
Sweaty Betty will be getting a good old workourt, I tell thee.
>>127334719
You make alright sausage pasta yourself though. And you can have a wank for dessert.

Thanks for playing along lads. And may every man-jack of brit/pol/ enjoy his Saturday night-

>however he may spend it.

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https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/868517880958201857

Tories coming out fighting now. The RED SURGE is forcing them to start their attack lines on Corbyn. Took them long enough.

>>127334975
>that gushing cone
muh dik

>>127335813
Parties always poll in correlation to the leader-PM question m8. The tories will win by 10-15% and get a majority of 100.

>>127334894
Having a letterbox that low is fucking gay, when I used to deliver papers I'd just chuck em on the doormat rather than waste my time bending down.

On who would make a better Home Secretary: Amber Rudd: 43%
Diane Abbott: 12%
(via @ComRes)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/868518412334616577

Diane on suicide watch

>>127335575
Can you take out some loans and give me the money before you do it?

>>127335603
It seems they are using the Tory's largely successful tactic of painting Corbyn as a security threat against them. Doesn't work like that. At least May pretends to be tough on national security. Corbyn can't even bring himself to condemn the IRA.

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Time for my Favorite one, Should be called "Best of Jeremy Corbyn" because it always sends my sides into orbit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sjiTzeJhwg

>>127336057
>first reply
>Ian Duncan Smith enacted polices responsible for the deaths of hundreds, if not thousands.
MUH BENNIES

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>>127335881
>>127335912

>t.cuckvotingformorecutsandprivatisation

>>127336013
>want to watch a three hour video of somebody getting high, falling asleep and not waking up
sounds pretty dull lad

>>127335892
Fuck sake now I need to watch galaxy quest again

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CHECK THE POLLS NOW LADS

LMAO THIS IS INSANE

SHREWSBURY MOSQUE JUST TWEETED THAT CORBYN JUST OFF'D HIMSELF DURING MASS


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>127336057
Pretty robust attack. What he has said is incredibly retarded and entirely deserving of any attack.

LMAO

>Former BNP leader Nick Griffin says he hopes to emigrate within 'the next six months'

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nick-griffin-bnp-emigrate-hungary-next-six-months-british-national-party-a7638131.html


wew

>>127336449
wew lad

>>127336225
It's crazy, they make out like IDS and the DWP Einsatzgruppen go around summarily executing people on benefits.

>>127334341
>heartache over an animeposter
why must this be...

>>127334894
>i broke my kneecaps and finger knuckles
>this is your body on skim

>>127336466
>hungary
Good choice desu

>>127336466
>19 March 2017

Shoo shoo shill.

>>127336135
>not doing your job properly because you don't like a letterbox

nig tier desu

>>127336389
Could be the next slow TV phenomena.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pVWfzsgLoQ

Who else is waiting for Carol Kirkwood's nudes to leak?

>>127336706
>Shoo shoo shill.

Eh, what? I'm not a shill, I just came upon the article, it's still fairly recent

>>127334894
>getting beaten up by a door

Just got back from doing a presentation at the local primary school in Leicester.

I taught them to chant " 2 litres of water a day keeps Jeremy Corbyn away". Will the labour voting parents be impressed that I'm teaching them about staying healthy?

>>127336748
Wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YLk3yCynGk

Would you lads consider Crete to be a safe holiday destination at this stage? Know some people who are heading there on holiday this weekend, not sure if I'd go tbqh.

>>127336489
Muh 30000

>>127336863
God bless the people who make these videos.

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>>127336748

Nothing of value was lost
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/muslim-pregnant-woman-kick-david-gallacher-racist-stomach-lose-baby-samsam-haji-ali-bletchley-a7753591.html?cmpid=facebook-post

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We're saved lads, i was beginning to shit myself about how Corbyn was gaining in the polls

>>127336890

Crete is fine. No refugees, they are all in the Dodecanese islands

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>>127336808
It's what happens when your body lacks the essential fats and minerals contained in whole milk

>>127336748
i couldn't fap to carol. she's too like my mum.

>>127335854
(((Golding))). Seems like the Muzzie was paid to say that too. Though I am fully aware that they feel that way.

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>>127337000
>CCHQ right now

>>127337000
i agree with those but am still voting corbyn

>>127337000
>actually thinking that corbyn was going to win

>>127336709
Was my mate's paper round, I was just helping him. If you want me on my knees you better pay for it.

>>127336833
>doing a presentation at the local primary school in Leicester.

hanging around school gates again ! on saturday kek

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First Draft any feedback, does it look real?

Fucking argos. Ordered a fan for home delivery today. Just checked the site and says its been cancelled but no email telling me that.

Looks like I have to suffer from this heat for even longer

>>127337154
Test on the left looks a bit unprogessional

Can someone link me to an archive of that "Final Solution" tweet, by Hopkins?

>>127337052
has your mum done any porn/dogging anon

>>127337157
Ive taken some advice of my spanish friend and slept during the day. its not good senpai, no wonder they dont get shit done.

>>127335813

Except not everyone thinks that way and especially in a general many people vote for the leader, then the party, then the MP.

>>127337194
>>127337154
>test
Text
>progressional
Professional

Fucking hell

>>127337154
Layout is wrong and the font is shit, just find a real Labour media image and copy it but with different text.

>>127337146
The kids at Leicester primary school had a early ramadam meeting

>>127337000
Strange how people think Britain will be more safe under May when the Manchester terrorist was reported 5 years ago under her watch and the attack happened on her watch.

>>127337194
All of it? Or just he save yourself a trip

>>127337157
> not buying a fan a month ago

you deserve it

>>127337154
This was tried for the 2015 election and the EU referendum by both sides.

>>127337128
my mate's paper round,

MODS You need to be 18yo to shitpost here

>>127337268
That is a real image you mong, you can change the text as i dont know the font

>>127337212
n-no

>>127337303
All of it

>>127337301
Difference being Corbyn would have thanked them for it.

>>127337274
Paki imam detected

>>127337154
fucking saved. will post on twatter closer to the time.

>>127337303
Try Helvetica

>>127337374
Copy and paste the text in the image here and I'll do it for you, you mong.

>>127334799
who the fuck is that 12% of people, i mean i fucking hate amber rudd but who would honestly put abbott in charge of anything more important than getting your moneys worth at a carvery.

>>127337407
Sure but at least he won't encourage friendship with the Saudis. Geopolitics isn't everything.

>>127337443
Don't its shittily made, wait for the actually good version

>>127337335
yeah, it worked with the commies, folder is too big to find it atm

>>127337301
this

>>127337496
No he would be having dinner with Hamas instead.

>>127337535
okay

>>127337381
has she got any nude pics ? if not... do you want to buy some ?
boom boom tish

>>127337154
>actually giving the Tories power

Fuck off.

>>127337301
theres nothing you can do to stop them indivdually and conservatices are the only party with a chance that say they will reduce immigration i.e lower the number of muslims. less muslims means less bombs

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shitlibs today

>>127337625
You've already lost.

>>127337301
>>127337551
Corbyn's response to the Westminster attack

Terror strategy shouldn't focus only on Muslims, Jeremy Corbyn says
In the wake of Wednesday's London terror attack, Mr Corbyn called for the strategy to focus “on all communities” and “Deal with the issue of far-right extremism within our society"
>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/terror-muslims-corbyn-labour-westminster-attacks-theresa-may-latest-a7650896.html

>>127337753
he's a super faggot
literally ended the neil interview telling Brtis to choose hope.
hope

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>>127337753

>>127337651
>theres nothing you can do to stop them indivdually and conservatices are the only party with a chance that say they will reduce immigration i.e lower the number of muslims. less muslims means less bombs

But the police potentially could have if they had more numbers and as Home Secretary, it's her responsibility.

Also, there is no guarantee that Conservatives will reduce migration. They'll just switch to a Visa system but that doesn't mean they will lower the limit. Davis himself said that migration wouldn't drop dramatically.

Although, it is true that under Labour they won't reduce it that much, unless they got pressure from unions or other sorts.

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>>127337301
Its almost as though every attack and terrorist across the western world within the past few years have already been known to the intelligence communities, however they failed to act.

There is a reason for this, however since you are blaming the conservative government and failing to view the larger issue at hand / the bigger picture, I will not explain it.

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>tfw vote doesnt matter, in a tory safe area
>tfw even if it did matter we're fucked if either side wins
>democracy is a good thing, goy, you get to decide who fucks you.
>mfw mosley was right

>>127337716
I'm not Labour, I'm ABC.

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>tfw it's been grey and overcast all day and temperature is currently 17 degrees
Gee, that was a good two day summer.

>>127337753
Mudslimes need to Fear the White Christian Masters , I love that Bailiffs CH5 show where they go after dirty paki scum

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Second

>>127338113
It's nice and sunny where I live

>>127338000
>unless they got pressure from unions
Unions are SJW filled now and love browns

Can't wait for Corbyn to win lads, got my whole extended family from pakistan moving over once he does.

Gonna celebrate it by raping a few kidnapped white girls with the lads at the local mosque, teehee.

>>127338183
what's with the autistic capitalisation

>>127337651
>>127338000

http://news.sky.com/story/expensive-and-impractical-why-uk-police-struggle-to-watch-terror-suspects-10891865

>Full, 24-hour surveillance of a suspect typically involves at least two teams of 15 specialists, each working a 12-hour shift which must include time for travel, debrief, evidence log and meals.

>If they are lucky they will get six hours' sleep, so already their capability is being reduced.

>They might maintain their level of sharpness for a few days, but then fatigue and boredom sets in, or they get spotted by those they are watching and have to be replaced.

>So, for longer-term surveillance you need a third team of another 15 specialists to supplement those who drop out of the first two.

>As time and the surveillance goes on team members get ill, or need a day off, or have to sit promotion exams, or have family issues, or need to attend vital training days, or special skills or safety update sessions. After only a few weeks you need a fourth team and suddenly it's a surveillance operation that involves 60 people.

>Sixty people for each of the 3,000 terror suspects adds up to 180,000 individuals, a number far greater than the combined staff of all UK police and MI5.

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>>127338113
>Woken up at 1 this morning by a mental lightning storm

>>127338244
looks better

>>127338183
change to portrait orientation move left text to bottom and right text to top with soc med logos bigger and centred

>>127338293
>>127337301

>>127334341
h-hello...

Making a new thread in a second

>>127338183
Use Labour's official font, "Neo Sans"

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>>127338234
This

>>127338036
>There is a reason for this, however since you are blaming the conservative government and failing to view the larger issue at hand / the bigger picture, I will not explain it.

Well, there are two possible reasons:

1. When they say they 'knew' about the terrorist what they really mean is they have information on them through mass data collection so they have information on literally everybody

2. They knew it was going to happen/planned it to happen but let it continue

>>127338293
Why don't we just "disappear" them?

>>127338368
i feel lonely when you disappear for a long period
what weakness has afflicted me
this breaks the NAP

>>127338324
Poor walter white

>>127338324
glorious rain. got one hour's sleep last night. stinking hot and that's cold in the most of the world by comparison. fuck knows how aussies manage.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-40067421/manchester-attack-editor-defends-publishing-leaked-photos

>>127336466
What kind of gibs will they gib him?

>>127338183

I think you need to rework layer, still doesnt look convincing.

>>127337753
>unironically linking the independent
don't you realize the MSM hater corbyn?

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Enjoying him bitching from the sidelines quite a lot

>>127338643
>the independent
>hating corbyn
lmao

>>127338293
>>Sixty people for each of the 3,000 terror suspects adds up to 180,000 individuals, a number far greater than the combined staff of all UK police and MI5.

Sure but numbers being cut still has an effect. All you are saying is "The problem is too large to deal with so it doesn't matter that the problem has been made worse."

That's like saying "A group of people continually keep shitting on the street so it's difficult to stop all of them so we better not try to stop them slightly at all and let them keep shitting." That equates to an increasing pile of shit.

>>127338539
They are not literally human more a kind of lizard hybrid

New thread
>>127338677
>>127338677
>>127338677
>>127338677

>>127338446
Are you an idiot? It means they have reason to believe this person has extremist opinions and may be a threat in the future. You cannot deport or arrest someone for that, lefties already go crazy over things like Prevent. Only after the person commits a crime can action be taken.

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>>127334799
ouch indeed

>>127338505
s-sorry senpai I keep getting banned...

>>127338832
Link to that chart?

>>127333225

They showed Jezza trying to play football earlier on Sky News.

It was fucking hilarious. Webm worthy.

>>127338715
corbyn is a national socialist

>>127339009
0/10

>>127338680
is osborne jewish? he looks so like mark zuckerberg.

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>>127332306
Just sent off my postal vote for labour. Its literally the best vote a conservative could make.

Why?

Political Banter
>Actual change and fucked up policies that can kek about
>Neetbux for all

Benefits
>Conservative party will be fucked and will have to re-think
>BREXIT is still gonna happen under labour/


I could understand voting UKIP/CON in 2015 and 2010, which I did (UKIP) but you are a major KEK for voting them this time around (UKIP not so much, still respect that).


Voting Conservative in this election is a mandate to the current centrist "tory" party which offers things such as

>Continueing 7 years of high immigration, mummy May is not gonna slash it she isn't actually conservative
>More brilliant conservative policies such as a BAME audit of the private sector and increasing NI
>Nanny state

I consider this a Peter Hitchens approach. Do not validate the Conservative party. Brexit will happen under Labour so this is the best shot to detroy them and create a better party.