you're in jail and this guy asks for protection what do?

>>127316516
"gimme all yo commissary nigga or me and my boys are gonna stomp you out"

hit him with a bike lock.

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>>127316516
>Blacks will not protect him cos he is white.
>Latinos won`t because he is a gringo.
>Guards will know he is a rich commie.
>Aryan nation will see his tattoo and will go horeyyy

He is going to be the bitch of the whole prison.

>>127316516

suck his dick

Tell him a bike lock isn't gonna save your bike and it sure as hell isn't gonna save your ass.

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>>127316516

We can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way... the choice is yours.

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>>127316516
just curious. he is labeled as a professor, but only has a masters degree, right? i have a bloody phd, taught, but i am not a professor. is this the new form of liberal hand a trophy to every loser award for college grads? what the fuck

>>127316516
"sure man, just go have a chat with adebisi, hes in cell 88, he´ll help you out"

>>127318801
You forgot "at a community college" part.

>unzips dick