How do I get a job with the NSA as a mathematician?

marry one of trumps relatives like everyone else

marry one of trumps relatives like everyone else

Merry Trump like everyone else

blow trump

>>127306549
marry one of trumps relatives like everyone else

They'll recruit you

>nsa
>mathematician

wut

Stop smoking meth and start studying maths
>Youre Australian. They would not hire you anyway

>>127306964
Are you being sarcastic?

>>127306549
That does sound like a cool job, unfortunately I'm pretty sure you absolutely have to be american for it.

>>127306549
Tell them you had a terroristic vision of Mary Bin Magdaladen. Invite your boss to bacon with foreskin breakfast. Pretend you know John McCain.

>>127306549
Call for more diversity, transition to non-binary transracial, get hired and come up with "friendly" mathematical answers, profit??

http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/25/this-common-core-math-problem-asks-kids-to-write-the-friendly-answer-instead-of-the-correct-one/

>>127306549
If you're a mathematician you're probably a psychopath or an autist so CIA would love you. Just tell them you like math, think in binary, have no empathy, and are a pathological liar

You answer to their job openings and have a decent resume

Gubbament organizations like that hire all the time. You're not applying to be James Bond, just another wagie.

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>>127306549
Of you are truly smart they might hire outside of the country. But you will have to be able to demonstrate that quickly. If you are brilliant and have no experience in the field of law enforcement you will have to convince them. Get an official Mensa exam and score 150 or higher. Put that on your resume, it will get noticed.

>>127306549
I think the first steps in that journey are
>put down the mtn dew and doritos
>wipe the grease off your fingers
>stop shitposting on /pol/

If you're such a good mathematician you could work at the NSA, can you give me an intuitive explanation of how Shor's algorithm can break RSA? I'm still trying to wrap my head around it.

>>127306964
>American education

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>>127312336
>insulting one's own educational system as if you are from another country

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