/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD : COUNTING WITH FRIENDS EDITION

Black lives matter

10-4 Robert

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Nice new thread

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>>127297141
>don't buy a Glawk anon. I own a USP, a 1911, a P226 Legion, and I'm getting ready to buy a P320.
Join ussssss

Fuck donald trump and fuck white people

My life matters

Chicago shouldn't be a show for you whites to enjoy its real suffering

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Real Robert Hours in full effect

Just getting in from work..

How many of Obamas Sons have killed each other so far?

Did Robert finally catch Male Black?

>>127298002
nice meme

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9th for drag racers

>11 shots fired

>>127297826
Go to the range, lad. try shit until you find something you like, make a day out of it.

>>127297998
I posted that, if I felt like it, I would dig into my closet and find the 3 or 4 diff Intron Depot books I have

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SHOTS FIRED
11

>loud party with underage drinking
>caller sounded intoxicated

>>127298160
AH AH AH

Shots fired,

shots fired
>Son welcome to the Force, destination Chicago.
Nope

>>127298002
don't you have a # to virtue signal on twitter?

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>>127298066
>66
kek agrees

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>>127298148
When you get your P320, remember to post pics with them.

>>127298002

Your life matters less than the fart I just let out.

>>127298002
yeah its real suffering
suffering for white taxpayers

go back to fuckin africa, where this shit is the culture

[whistle]

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>>127298002
>Chicago shouldn't be a show
It really shouldn't. But you coons keep on cooning, and we'll keep playing bingo. Thanks for murdering and robbing each other for our amusement.

>>127297844
It's designed for Europoor manlets, so it's quite small, but it's got a surprising amount of kick to it. The steel construction feels nice, though. Bought it from a co-worker for $200, and aside from the ammo scarcity it's been a solid purchase. Will definitely use it as a CC once I get my CHL.

>>127298289
Cute hamsters

>>127297998
That's probably my next handgun. My friend has one and I fucking love shooting it.

>>127298289
>Plastic Little
hrnnng!

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>>127298002
god damn it's good to be white

>>127298002
Then they should stop making it as exciting as a show.

>all the caller told us is that this man is a child molester, nothing further

>child molester
>nothing further
what

missed that bit about a child molester?

>>127298470
>>127298495
nvm, got it

>>127298397
What's the size like compared to a Walther ppk?
That's a fuckin good deal, man.

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>>127298397
>>127298424
my carry gun, not very fun at the range but easy to conceal

>>127298470
He ded.

shots fired
>shots fired

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>>127298399
>hamsters
It's a cute eccentricity of Urushihara's. CUTE!!

>>127298424
With the new contract, I imagine we'll be seeing a mushrooming of available accessories soon. Its been rather thin since they debuted the system.

>>127298573
It's roughly the same size, you need to have the magazine inserted in order to get a comfortable grip on it. It's a hell of a deal.

>>127298670
Sexy Robutt

10-5

>tfw caddy 2010 is 7 1/2 year old nigger stank filled beater...

>Girlfriend intoxicated
>Won't let boyfriend take her home

>female hispanic 5'10 gf walking home
>male black threatening people with a gun

Has a gun.

Threatening people.

>>127298711
My dad's got the PPK and I'm super jelly. Fun little fucker to shoot and would be super easy to carry.

>male black, black suit, with a gun threatening people
>Washington and Pulaski

>>127298930
Male black in a suit??? Did I hear that right Robert?

>>127298753
Chrome butt is best butt.

>>127298837
Clapped out rattling can on wheels. Probably BIG wheels.

>Male black threatening people with a gun
And water is wet, so...

>all these guns in thread
>not at home with my luger
>feels bad

>>127298961
searched the intersection, and:
>Immediately thereafter, the area around Washington and Pulaski would be ground zero for the 1965 and 1968 riots
seems that neighbourhood has a history

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>>127297998
DAMN YOU! you have the one I lack

>battery in progress
>gang members on inside and outside

>gang members fighting inside and outside the house

>>127299009
She misses you, anon.

>>127299070
Well, you have the ...three. That I lack. Kek.

gang members fighing all over a join
ROYAL RUMBLE!!!

>>127299134
No weapons though

Anons that were posting work place accident photos and stories: assemble!

>>127299009
Run home, young one. Your love calls for you

>>127299003
10-4

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>>127299007
>BIG wheels

I had to special order 14" tires for my 1967 chev Biscayne, but
>pic related
Was being installed on a Lexus SUV while I was at the tire shop... 30" nigger treads...

Robocop entered the seen.

Don't read this, it will change the way you listen.
[spoiler]Robert is a police code for Received [/spoiler]

>Home Invasion

HOME INVASION!!!!
first time I heard a call like this

>Home invasion
Too bad the homeowner wasn't as armed as this thread

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>>127299257
gotta have dem DONKS

>>127299257
>Was being installed on a Lexus SUV while I was at the tire shop... 30" nigger treads...
WEW, mane. I bet his brakes were fucking stock, too. What is unsprung mass, Tyrone?

>gf is bipolar and pregnant, cut her leg

>eyes rolling, 4 months pregnant, bipolar, cut her legs
o shit

>>127299344
Why would anyone not armed in USA??

A mossy is like $400

>>127299344
Which would be more entertaining?

Home invasion in a home with
>Guns
>No guns
???>>127299344

>>127299365
Wonder what his subsidized trailer looks like...

>manic episode
>she's bi-polar
>cut her leg
>3 months pregnant

>>127299315
>>127299324
>>127299344
[comforting patting of pistols intensifies]

>>127299384
>>127299396
anon, don't put your dick in crazy. just don't. you can't fix her.

>>127299374
Stock as fuck Robert. Got a good view of rusty calipers through them also.

>>127299456
I often have dreams of ventilating Spics or Niggers that try to break into my home.

>>127299424
Don't ask me. Lots of people aren't.
>>127299432
I love a good "burglars got shot and killed by an old lady" news story.

>>127299288
Robert refers to "relief"

>>127299456
more like
>run to bedroom
>throw open safe
>grab all the guns

>4months preggo
>bipolar
>cutting herself

Don't stick your dick in crazy Robert, no matter how fun it is.

>>127299424
>mossy $400
Isn't a Maverick 99 under $100?

>>127299455
Wew, lads. Crazy bitch might do something stupider than what she's already doing.

>>127299584
Why would you keep them all in your safe while you're home?

>>127299623
I got an H&R Pardner Pump for about $180. Solid steel, so I can use it as a club too.

>juaaaaaan

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>>127299456
This.

>>127299546
>I love a good "burglars got shot and killed by an old lady" news story.
Like that teen in OK that served up 3200fps of fragmenting copper-clad death to those shitheels that broke into his dad's house? Yeah, AR-15s aren't good HD guns my ass.

>>127299504
He'll learn. Kek. I saw a couple of brothas on the highway, cruising in a late model mustang with oversize tires. Rear driver's side was smoking slightly, from scraping the outside fairing of the wheel well every few seconds.

>>127299672
He might live in one of the 49 lesser states that aren't Texas.

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>H&R Pardner Pump

>"the uber driver just got beat up....wait a minute"
then it cut off for me

Lmao go Uber driver!

>the uber driver just beat up the passenger

>UBER Driver beat up his fare.
Wat

>caller was beaten by the uber driver

>>127299776
>wilson combat
jelly

>>127299776
Mirin them grips and them books, my nig. That is a pretty pistol. I want to build my own 1911 some day.

>>127299821
I was even poorer than I am now, so I made a compromise. At least most Remington 870 aftermarket parts will work for it.

>>127299779
Yes, exactly like that. Or the kid who shot the burglar and made fun of him for crying.
>>127299805
I live in Los Angeles and my gun is loaded next to me. It's not compliant though, so don't tell.

>>127299623
Maverick 88 is around $200

>"...around a party bus"

>>127299832
>>127299839
>trusting an uber
It's literally a unlicensed taxi.

Why niggers ever trusted those things is beyond me.

>>127299779
>get guns stolen by punk kids
>two months later think they'll be back for more
>let's give 'em what they want
>park truck inside to make them think i'm not here
>wait for them to enter
>here they come
>take them both out
>get put in jail for two counts of pre-meditated murder

fugggg

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>>127299672
I keep most of them in the safe, and only one out at any one time. How about some 1940's Noir? WWII mil surplus snubby 32 special, got it from my grandfather

>>127300017
Uber is dope. Fuck taxis and taxi drivers. Ubers are cleaner and cheaper.

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>>127299868
It is my backup sidearm/off duty carry/concealed carry. It is a X-TAC Elite Carry. I carry a X-TAC Elite as my main sidearm.

>>127299910
Wilson will sell you grip panels.
http://shopwilsoncombat.com/Full-Size-1911-Grips/departments/49/

>>127299776
>Wilson Combat
all my want. Local Cabelas Gun Library had a used 1911 in .45 for like $2800. Almost did it, but didn't and it's gone now.

>passed out in wheelchair
kek

>>127300017
I wouldn't get into an UBER unless I was carrying. I ain't taking that chance. I'm dumb, not stupid.

>standing by the building drinking and smoking
>they don't know who. he. is.

>30 people fighting in the streets, nothing further

>>127300061
Unless you're a retard trying to dual wield like in a vidya game one is all you need out.
That's a sweet weapon.

>>127300170
i use wilson combat mags in my kimber since the stock mags are shit, and even those are expensive

>>127300156
Saved the link. Definitely the style I like. Thanks.

Thirty people, fighting in the streets.

Weapons unknown.

>>127300061
Nice, man. I like that legion too...I'd probably buy one but god damn is that advertising embarrassing. I know the pistol's worth it though.

>>127300184
I'm always carrying a knife, which isn't ideal, but I live in CA.
Sit behind the driver and there's not much he can do.

>>127299975
>88
Oops Robert. How are prices holding up? We used to get SKS for $200 just a couple years ago now they're $300+ and once weed man passes some bullshit, all imports will be subject to a serial numbering at the border at a cost of $300 to the purchaser, which means a $100 Cooey .22lr is now $400. Fuck sakes it would be a shame if a rock fell from space and landed in Ottawa in weed mans front yard.

>Calm down, man
Oh boy...

>WOAH CALM DOWN MAN
HEY
CALM DOWN ROBERT

>>127300224
>That's a sweet weapon.
it even has U.S.Property on the frame
>>127300229
First thing I did when I got my 1911 was ditch the cheapo mags it came with and I got 3x8 rounder
>Background of radio "HOLL HOL HOL HOL ON MANG!"

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HOL UP
HOL UP

HOLDONHOLDONHOLDON!

>>127300107
Enjoy getting murdered or wrecking because gendriver is a unlicensed stoned junky

I'm sure it's worth it to save $0.75

Fucking poorfag moron

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>>127300170
Look up their new EDC X9. It is what I am getting next. I already have a pre-order. My Elite Carry there was $5,300 with how I customized/upgraded it. I have 9x25mm Super AutoG, .460 Rowland, .45 Magnum and .50 GI Barrels being made for my full size.

>>127300247
No problem. Here is a close up of my Grips for you.

>I WAS GOING TO GET MILK

>I WAS GOING TO GET MILK

I wuz going to get milk

>i was going to get milk
suuuuuuure

>I was going to get milk!
Check yo keys Roberts!

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>>127297769

Robert is ready to get shit done.

Stop fighting over guns you fuckwits.

You have a whole separate board for that shit.

WELLINGTON

C A L M D O W N M A N

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP

I WUZ GOIN TA GET SUM MILK

fucking sides, are obliterated, sheeeiiit..

>>127300599
Yeah, those are perfect. thanks.

>>127300599
local gun shop had 3 of the WC 9mm, forget which one, not a custom one I remember that. They sold 2 of them, then couldn't sell the third. They had it priced at cost. Still wouldn't sell. I'm sure the poor 1911 felt unloved.

>>127300543
>save $0.75
Ignorant fuck. I save twenty dollars every time I get picked up from the airport and at least $15 every night I go out.
Plus they're cleaner than disgusting taxis.

>>127300690
guns related to topic

>her child's father

So if anyone is wondering why some Roberts are hearing stuff before them, the ambient stream is about 30 seconds behind the non music stream.

Who the fuck goes to get milk at 2 am?

>getting milk

das waycist

>>127300690
Nobody is fighting. We're all just mirin.

>>127300779
by milk she meant crack rock

>>127300603
>>127300605
>>127300607
>>127300608
>>127300611
kek, missed that part. thanks Roberts

>>127300690
>fighting
You mean admiring? Kek. This is the most diplomatic gun thread on fucking 4chan right now.

>pistol whipped and had his car stolen

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>>127300603
>>127300605
>>127300607
>>127300608
>>127300611
ok, I got the milk

>>127300690
We aren't fighting, nigger. We're admiring each others arsenals.

>>127300766
STOP

FIGHTING

OVER

GUNS

>black kadilak taken after being smacked wif uh gun

>transformer on fire, nothing more

>>127300911
You're just jelly because you're a nogun faggot

>>127300932
was it Optimus?

>>127300420
no idea how they are in Leafland but ive seen gently used ones go for 150 here
havent looked up SKSs since around 2006 when there were Czech ones all day for like $150 in those sketchy yellow-paper magazines

>Frank, caller, just got robbed and slapped with a gun
>transformer on fire

>>127300932
WHO THE FUCK SET OPTIMUS PRIME ON FIRE?! I'LL KILL THE FUCKER WHO DID IT!

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>>127300932
1.21 NIGGAWATTS!!!

>>127300736
The WC 1911's in 9x19mm, .357 (SIG) and .40 S&W's can be cheaper or more expensive depending on the model and how much it is customized.

>>127300702
No problem. They are the standard G10 Grips(for compacts). I linked to full size for you.

>>127300739
>poorfag can't spend $15 extra per flight to get a real driver
If you want clean get a towncar you poorfag fuck

>male hispanic pulled a gun from his waistband
>battery in progress, male beating female

>>127300932
Someone needs to draw Bumblebee on fire for this thread.

>>127301014
fulls are perfect. Whenever I get around to it, I'm building for .38 super, because I'm a special brand of tard.

>male white beating up intoxicated female hispanic

>>127300952
If that helps your obviously undisciplined ass sleep better at night, so be it.

>>127301035
Nigger I'm not even avocado toast because I want to buy a house.
Go preach living above your means somewhere else.

>>127301091
She should have listened

>OH MY INDEED

>"Oh my...oh my indeed"

>>127301077
hey everyone has that one gun that scratches that itch. my friend loves his M&P 9 and wants the 2.0
I think they are both disgusting and I hate the trigger. funney enough he loves the trigger on my Legion
>Oh my indeed.
subtle there dispatch

OH MY

>oh my
>oh my indeed
what were they reacting to?

>>127301157
>$15 is 'living beyond your means'
Holy shit anon kys

Ignore my saltiness, broken bones hurting like a bitch and I can't drink

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>one of the people arguing is drunk
>oh my
>oh my indeed
Never change Robert

>oh my

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i was in the last thread this whole time
i was wondering where all my roberts went :<

OH MY INDEED
I love tonight. Tonight is hilarious

>>127301226
why aren't you fucked up on pain killers anon?

>>127301287
long weekend Robert, it will only get better

>>127300599
>Look up their new EDC X9. It is what I am getting next. I already have a pre-order. My Elite Carry there was $5,300 with how I customized/upgraded it. I have 9x25mm Super AutoG, .460 Rowland, .45 Magnum and .50 GI Barrels being made for my full size.

how do you like it the big 9

I'm a big 10mm and .357sig shooter, been curious about the super 9 and super 40, a lot of the stuff for them seems relatively cheap, and wouldn't be that pricey to fire if reloading

>>127301226
Negroid that shit adds up. Like avocado toast. If I can save $15 a weekend I'm saving $780 a year. Combine that with all the other shit I don't waste money on and I'll be a homeownerfag instead of a poorfag soonish.

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Checking in from chiraq, boys

it would be fun to do bait cars in chicago. but instead of the doors locking once they drive off, have the cabin fill with sarin gas or something.

>>127301299
no him, but opiate based meds leave me constipated for like a week if I take them even a few times. Last few visits to the dentist I've only take the antibiotics and skipped the hydrocodone

>>127301401
Call something in and see if they talk about it on the scanner

Every time I hear the silence, I think Chiraq has been nuked.

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>>127298002

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>>127301401
>that picture
like a movie or a dream....but we know the truth

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>>127301345
I KNOW! I have every night off through monday.I can barely contain my enthusiasm.

>>127301211
Indeed. stainless custom 1911, 10" longslide. It will be super sex.

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>>127301299
Pain pills don't do shit for me.

I used to abuse the fk outa Vicodin and bowt any pills I could find. Now they all feel like aspirin...

>>127301077
.38 Super is great for ISPC and such. I only went with a .45 ACP +P-rated since it is what my Unit is carrying now. We each got a full-sized .45 ACP +P-rated X-TAC Elite main sidearm and the X-TAC Elite Carry's as our backup/off duty carries and the Armory let us customized them and then WC built them from basically scratch

>>127301385
I love 9x25mm Dillon and Super AutoG. My "+P+" Super AutoG reloads are like firing a .30-06.(recoil wise) with the ballistics of a light-loaded .22-250 Remington.
.

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>>127297769

Just some normal city USA fun facts:

>>127301452
>no him, but opiate based meds leave me constipated for like a week if I take them even a few times. Last few visits to the dentist I've only take the antibiotics and skipped the hydrocodone

i've been on a big boy daily regimen for years, miralax works like a miracle

you can get enough to cover you for six months for like $30 at costco, or ask dr. for 527g polyethylene-glycol for a $5-10 copay (you get about twice that at costco with no script) and you'll never have a problem

>>127301399
Smart plan anon, like I said ignore my saltiness, I'm ina. Fuckin foul mood.

Contrats on havin ur life on track bruh

>>127301551
I don't get it. I'm a jew for saving money to buy property?
Would it be better if I play into the jewish trick of over-consumption and credit card debt?

>>127301637
Thanks Obama

>>127301637
WTF is going on there?

>>127301637
reminder to everyone here that obongo and the chicago mayor still insist to this day that chicago is and has always been a safe palce.

>>127301632
>.38 Super is great for ISPC and such.
Good to know. I may plan for a race pistol just in case. Flared magwells can be sexy.
>I only went with a .45 ACP +P-rated since it is what my Unit is carrying now. We each got a full-sized .45 ACP +P-rated X-TAC Elite main sidearm and the X-TAC Elite Carry's as our backup/off duty carries and the Armory let us customized them and then WC built them from basically scratch
Your department sounds fucking awesome. Seriously jealous. I'm not even LEO.

>>127301554
>city aesthetic
I loved how it looks since I was a child. Moved to NYC to live it.

Instantly realized I hated it, was stuck for almost 2 years, back in the country now tho... feels good man

>>127301612
>I used to abuse the fk outa Vicodin and bowt any pills I could find. Now they all feel like aspirin...

have to get on opana, if you have to have it daily, you don't have that problem, won't get crazy fucked up all the time but it helps with the pain

>>127301695
I'm just fucking with you anon, do what you want with your life. Save or don't it's up to you. Just don't sacrifice a personal life in the name of saving money

>>127301669
I remember having to take that stuff before getting an appendectomy. I can't look at the stuff without shuddering in revulsion now.

>>127301688
Thanks man. I don't take anything on this site personally or I'd have killed myself by now, so no worries about the saltiness.
I'll drink to your speedy recovery tonight.

>>127301637
I've never heard anyone even try to offer an explanation for that

>>127301772
You're not John Wick. Stop stroking your ego.

>HELLO ROBERT *fades out*

I can't be the only one who heard that.

>>127301637
so what's the correlation between 2014 to now, and the rise? change to enforcement? cops get restrained?
>>127301669
nothing but time fixes constipation for me, any laxatives and I'm shitting a oil slick

>>127301790
I hear NYC has a particular smell, is that true anon?

>>127301834
compare it to a graph of demographics and it may answer your question

>"I heard two shots"

shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired

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>>127301810
This bread is almost too polite...
I just save where I can, like ordering an Uber instead of a taxi to save $15, or bringing my own liquor to the bar and just buying one drink so I have a glass to fill up all night.

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>>127301554
So comfy listening to the madness happening 50 stories below me knowing I'm safe up here

>>127301927
What is the percentage of male blacks in these 7,916?

>having problems with the boyfriend

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>>127302005
Welcome back, lad.

>>127302025
I'd hazard a guess and say about 80-90%

>>127301980
that's smart I hate going to bars because you pay so much more for alcohol for not much in return so I just pregame hard or bring my boot flask

>>127302005
timestamp that Robert
;P

What filters do you guys use for those cool /CPD/ effects? I'd love to do some Robert Art for the lels.

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>>127302025

>>127301802
I'll ask, had to establish my PCP here just for my wrist so they are reluctant as shit to give me anything on request

>>127301822
I'd raise a glass but it's just water over here

>>127301885
Yes, it STINKS like piss, speech after they do street cleaning.

Hobos piss and shit in the gutter all day every day. Outside your apartment you pay insane ducking amounts to live in.

FUCK NYC

>>127301438
ZYKLON B

>>127302005
You in a hotel??

>>127302069
!
Good to be back

Possible bomb?

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BEEPING SOUND MYSTERIOUS PACKAGE IN LOBBY

who is robert?

>>127301772
IPSC/IDPA Defensive and Offensive Courses are great to keep up still for concealed carry and Law Enforcement. We are a Sub-Unit of the State's Counter-Terrorism Task Force(which is an autonomous sub-Unit of State SWAT), that are now responsible for collecting surveillance and assisting ICE ERO's in rounding up and deporting illegals within our State Borders. I got selected to be Troop(Unit) Commander until I retire in three years and already have my TEO(second in command) replacement getting experience for when I am gone.

>>127302086
I can't pregame that hard. I just get drunk and then start buying drinks for too many people and it gets out of hand.
My drink is scotch neat, so paying $5 even is a fucking waste. So I buy the one, tip the bartender well, then pour my own into my glass from there on out. I used to just take shots on the downlow, but it feels wrong to be in a bar without a drink in hand.

>>127302188
checked

>power went out
>weird beeping sound from a package

That doesn't sound ominous at all.

>>127302188
>delousing the perps before you take them to jail
Great idea anon!

>>127302086
if you're with a friend, pregame and take a small hit of weed beforehand then bars are worth it, but only if they're small and cozy

OH MY GOD
JC

>>127302272
No anon, You are the Robert.

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>>127302005

Sometimes it seems like the world's been turned upside down.

But I know. I know that this whole ordeal was crooked from the start.

>>127302219
Nooo condo downtown

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>>127302272
>rare flag

>>127302289
You're a fucking fascist pig and an insult to everything our forefathers fought and died for.

>car vs pole

The eternal struggle continues

>vehicle accident, car vs. pole, occupants fleeing the scene

>>127302357
Comfy AF. One hell of a view Robert.

THREADS REACHING LIMIT SOON i WANNA STAY UP WITH /POL/ who will make new thread

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>>127302404
>>127302404
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>>127302436
Behead those who embed embed

>boyfriend hit her in the mouth

>>127302436
>http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
same

>>127302398
Naturalization Act of 1790 disagrees with you.

>>127302382
oh i though there was moonman-kinda like guy, who's enemies are male black

>>127302436
negro we have 60 posts

>>127302289
Cheers, m8. Hope those three years pass pleasantly for you.

>>127302398
deporting illegals is one of the most american things you can do. fuck open borders and fuck illegals and rapefugees

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>>127298060
Robert never finally catches Male Black because Male Black keeps transforming into a new criminal.

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I'm so close to bingo

>>127302299
Sequential Dopple digits checked Robert

[audible sirens]

>several shots fired on west 40th street

>several shots and a car taking off

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>shots fired

sounds like a driveby

stay safe, Robert

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>>127302571
>oh i though there was moonman-kinda like guy, who's enemies are male black

Haha basically

I usually try to have some super dope funny shit but I'm feeling lazy at the moment, maybe Dope OC-Robert will put up the good stuff

its the shift code for nights, relief officers (R in 'murican police phonetic alphabet is Robert, it predates NATO)

D R I V E B Y
R
I
V
E
B
Y

>>127302535
>>127302608

Fucking fascist imperialist pigs fellating each other over who's the piece of shit with the smaller penis.

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>>127302601
I hope so too. It was a bit of a shit storm getting a new Unit created completely from scratch and getting a training program set up for selectees, things are finally settling down are five Months. Forget to show my sights.

shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired

>>127302571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_m_V3FYcww

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damn roberts, i couldn't get in until late. any casualties?

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>when the ambient music matches up with the carnage unfolding

another shots fired from the male officer?

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>>127302574
whoa wtf im so high I thought it said 600 !!1 lmao

>>127302787
Those sights won't save you from Antifa, pig.

>>127302840
Considering how many shots have been fired tonight there has to be at least one kill

>>127302404
once they clash they are almost impossible to separate

>>127302840
lots. Obama's utopia is on fire, m8. pull up a chair.

>>127302778
>Fucking fascist imperialist pigs fellating each other over who's the piece of shit with the smaller penis.
so every thread on /pol/? and here I thought we were special

>>127302856

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7Rc0SBOekU

>two blacks wearing black got blacks in black a couple black wearing blacks black
thanks robert

>>127302787
You're living my dream job bro.

I'm a perm. Resident, the day I become a citizen I'm applying for law enforcement

>so, blacks wearing black
spit it out robert

>>127302900
This nigger is mad as fuck lol

>black... male black.... couples males wearing black... black males in black.... got it

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>>127302900
>antifa

Frotisha?

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>>127302928
Stop giving him (you)s he just wants to ruin the comfy

>>127302994
At this point they could just say male and we'd all know

>>127302921
glad i made it. last night there was some chimpin out. driving gun battles and such

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>>127302571

>>127303004
>>127303004
>>127303004

NEW

>>127303004
>>127303004
>>127303004

BREAD

ALL ROBERTS REPORT IN

>>127302928
>127302778
>>Fucking fascist imperialist pigs fellating each other over who's the piece of shit with the smaller penis.
>so every thread on /pol/? and here I thought we were special

nah that's /k/

CPD is a whole 'nother world, except the average post content seems to be going downhill quick and the thread moves crazy fast, hopefully thats just friday night redditfags this week?

we do love our LE/M/Roberts though

>>127303021
Only fed him once, myself. PROCOM LARPing in the comfiest thread on /pol/ deserves a little pocket change.

>>127303047
honestly they don't even have to say that. Even if no description is mentioned I assume it's MALE BLACK up to his usual shenanigans

>>127302903
that reminds me. has anyone had a night here where there weren't any shots fired. i'm convinced people shoot each other every single night in chicago

>>127303151
yes, there are multiple shootings every night

it's been over 2 years since a day passed without somebody getting shot
(let alone shootings, niggers have terrible aim)

also
>>127303004 →
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NEW

>>127303004 →
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BREAD

ALL ROBERTS REPORT IN

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>>127302900
Try it.

>>127302972
I hope that you get your Citizenship soon. It took me eight years in the Army to get mine, when I emigrated from the UK(Wales). Good luck, it is pretty easy, just remember to follow your FTO after basic and learn from them - forget what they tell you to from the Academy.