/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNED THREAD : SPACE CADET OP EDITION

hello fellow roberts, what's your favorite type of bread?

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3rd for drag racers

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10-4 Robert

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>>127290473
A chewy sourdough, or a beery rye, blacker than death.

>>127290270
Cheers, OP.

>shots fired
>people...sound like they're screaming inside the building

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>>127290473
monkey bread

>almost midnight in chicongo
prepare for noise complaints and shots fired

FIVE ROUNDS!!!

Comfy thread, OP. Cheers

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FIVE
FIVE SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

Evenin' roberts, yall's keys checked?

>>127290711
that's the card I'm using right now

>>127290754
erre day

>robbery at 5-1 and Rockwell, caller was hit in head with bottle and robbed

GLASSED

>house on fire on Monticello

>house on fire

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>>127290625
Cheers m8.

>>127290473
home-made garlic loaf. My favorite Robert thread is any time I hear pic related.

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>>127290761

cheers

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>>127290754
>tfw I forgot to check my keys

SHOTS FIRED

Working on some paintings while in this bread is comfy af

>couple shots heard at lawndale and cullen

>>127290798
Good shit

in the streets couple shots fired

>>127290473
Rye masterrace

>>127290936
Quick while you still have time!

WE GOT A RUNNER

>CAR WIPED OUT
>THEY'RE RUNNIN THEY'RE RUNNIN
Shit

>car being pursued crashed
>occupants took off on foot

>theyre runnin

>>127290625
Agreed astute bread choices, I lean towards sourdough personally.

"THEYRE RUNNIN, THEYRE RUNNIN"
Some nignigs be runnin from po po but dey dindunuffin

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>>127290974
NICE! grab a pic if it wouldn't be too rude of me to ask. I'm playing VA-11 Hall-A for dat soundtrack. Comfy as fuck.

>>127291019
It's all good, Senpai. Thanks for the reminder! Sassy would of had my ass!

>>127291113
HE OUT SPREADIN THE WORD OF JESUS CHRIST

>>127291110
Sourdough is the best. Especially in the SF Bay Area.
Makes me hate going to states without sourdough or with bad sourdough

>>127291067
>>127291068
>>127291070
I LOVE THIS FUCKING TOWN!

shot heard near black pickup truck.

>1 shot fired

anyone else hear that? Was quiet girl Robert

>we got em runnin

damn this chase is intense

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ONE
ONE SHOT FIRED
AH AH AH

shit is starting to heat up, let the chimpouts commence

Jesus... like three or four shootings in five minutes.

This shit is going nuts tonight.

>>127291208
Yea dude I can just like ear sourdough without anything on it that's how much I like it.

robert checking in
ATM tech on scene

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Reporting for duty Roberts. "Hard" day of polishing Stainless and putting this exhaust header together. Settling into Robert hours now, what's the story on tonight's coonery Robert?

>hit in head with bottle
>gang disturbance

Busy night Robert?
>Female Robert in foot chase?

>>127291204
HE JUST TRYNA BE QUICK BOUT SPREADIN WORD UH JESUS, HE DINDUNUFFIN WHITEY

ATM tech running around working on ATMs at 1 in the morning in Chiraq?

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>>127291265
>tfw i got every night off this weekend, AND monday
I'm going to nut so hard. Heyjackass is going to be blowing up tuesday.

It is officially
REAL
ROBERT
HOURS

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>>127291265
the male black finally got tired of beating his woman and is now taking to the streets

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>>127291145
Bruh I have no idea what that is.

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>>127291381
Welcome back, lad. we got bullets in the air, we got a high speed chase-turned-wreckout-turned footchase, we got domestics of every stripe, it's a good night mane. Real Nigga Hours™ just kicked in. Dope looking engine, mane.

>>127291322
Fresh baked right out the oven doesn't even need butter.

>>127291484
REROHO!!

>>127291381
>6/27/17

are you a future

>>127291520
Its a cyberpunk bartender rpg with a dope ass OST and wafius or some shit. I'm just starting out.

>>127291587
Only been 5-10 mins and sounds like a hot night Robert... That engine is just a mock up so I can fit all the jewelry, the real one is almost done and shit still has to go for powder coat or anodizing.

>busy night on Pulaski.

traffic status: blocked

>>127291739
Neat!

>>127291739
i am intrigued. launching steam.

>>127291739
that sounds amazing

>>127291739
Would you recommend, robert?
Seen it around, looked neat.

>>127291671
Fuck me Robert, floor June in my head as I'm heading to sea for work. I just found myself an extra month!

>>127291739
Sounds awesome.
I quit video games because I binge too hard whenever I start, unfortunately.

l a t t i m o r e b o i s

>>127291911
>>127291922
>>127291945
>>127291986
>>127291986
>>127292004
Good so far, lots of characters, lots of story, lots of simple drink mixing minigame, but the OST is pretty dope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xjlly0bkSM

>8 shots fired at 15th and Loomis

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Robert be savin lives n sheit

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EIGHT
EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

STILL SHOOTING
COUNT WITH ME

8 shots fired
>8 shots fired
8 shots fired
>8 shots fired
8 shots fired
>8 shots fired
8 shots fired
>8 shots fired
8 shots fired
>8 shots fired
8 shots fired
>8 shots fired
8 shots fired
>8 shots fired
8 shots fired
>8 shots fired

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AHHHHHHHH BULLETS FLYING

real death hours

>>127292233
>breaking news
glad to have a based neighbor to offset Minne "pretty much somalia" sota

>stop with the whistles guise

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>Stop with the whistles guys

>MALE BLACK WEARING RED

>>127292395
>>127292417
dDispatch wears headphones. Robert shouldn't be rude

>>127292417
>>127292395
Das only in tha mo'nin'. Peebol sposa be up cookin brefis or somethin

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CEASE YOUR WHISTLES

>>127292516
woo wooooooooooo

>>127292472
Going to be "male black seeing red" in a few minutes here

>loud music and liquor in a white buick

>STEPPING ON ME BROTHER

SASSY!

>>127292516
The whistles go WOOOOOOO
and den dey trip out duh flow. Iz all fo decorashun mayne, das it and das all!

>white buick blasting music with open liquor

>2 ACCIDENTS

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>>127292656
Turn it down Rand

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>>127292644

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>>127292832
Kohak can. Like no other.

Anyone here live in Chicago?

>>127292943
I lived in Aurora for about three months. Fuck loads of Spics there.

>>127292813
Fuck off Lahey

I live about a 40 mins to an hour from their in Dekalb

What game are they talking about?

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Texas Roberts who TF up?!

>>127293048
>>127292943
ND here

>>127293048
San Antonio reporting. All quiet here, but Antifa might be trying to start shit in Houston, if the rumors are to be believed.

>>127293048
214 reporting in

>>127293158
>>127293122
Houston Robert here

>>127292876
WHO LOVES YA BABY
H
O

L
O
V
E
S

Y
A

B
A
B
Y

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>>127293048
Comfy as hell in the 214, mane. Also, I think these game devs are channers.

>>127293158
yeah they are going after the Sam Houston memorial statue right?

Missed something Robert. Why do we need "cable cutters insulated"?

>10 shots fired

>>127293211
I think so. It won't end well for them if they're actually stupid enough to try it.

Did he say ten shots?

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TEN
TEN SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired
shots fired
>shots fired

RUNNIN IN DA COMPLEX
10 SHOTS FIRED
SHITS B HAPPENIN

>>127293275
Please tell me

>vid related

http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=ad4_1484873755

Disoriented male black

>>127293211
They are going to have a bad time. Even if ANTICOM anons don't show, Houston PD has a lot of toys they don't get to play with but once in a blue moon. I wonder if obese Che Guevara cultists have ever felt the loving caress of crowd control shotguns before? They never stroke off just one, either, kek.

>>127293211
yup. Little do they know that Sam Houston is one of the most beloved figures in Texas history and that statue is an iconic statue in Houston

>>127293332
>Sees "liveleak"
I'm good....

>>127293332
If I click that, I'm gonna see some nigga getting 1.21 niggawatts, aren't I?

>>127293332
On that day, a nigger actually learned something.

>>127293289
yup they thought they could get away with their antics in Austin and failed at that, Houston will turn out even worse for them.

>>127293453
Roger that robert

>>127293453
Yep. And nothing of value was lost. Maybe his fellow apes will learn that stealing copper is a bad idea.

>>127293453
Shocked the black right off em

>bald 60 year old male blacklet wanted for battery

>>127293475
Houston will see several of them getting shot. It ain't cucked to the degree that the "Containment Zone" is. I can barely contain my excitement.

>partygoers refusing to let 16 y/o girl leave

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>>127293533
this was in dallas i believe. dindu copper thieves

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EVERYONE, while we listen, post your screens, wanna see what freaky shit you have in your tabs.
>Pic related

>>127293692
TOP WEW. I can smell that disaster through my monitor.

>>127293731
go to the bottom right hand corner where it says Yotsuba and click Tomorrow

>>127293692
Based Texas Electrical Grid strikes again!

>>127293827
I just came......

>yellow bucket hat
truly the niggest

>>127293952
Tell your retinas "You're welcome" kek.

>42 female white threatening to run into the street and kill herself

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>>127293731

>female white threatening to run into the street and kill herself

>>127293692
Saved Robert. That's a serious roasting. I work on cargo ships and one of my coworkers who had a license that said he "knows better" was working in a panel, I asked him if it was isolated and he insisted it was... I grabbed my meter as I knew (as he should have also) that it was fed from multiple sources. He had his arm 3" from a 4.7kv three phase bus bar...

>mishandra

>>127294073
Could the electricity have arced at that distance?

>Sarah Connor is fighting with child's father who took her phone
>Sarah Connor

we Terminator now

>>127293692
i only see one?
r-right?

>>127294073
>3" from a 4.7kv three phase bus bar...
Do they use enamel paints on ships? I'm sure his electrocution would have burned some lovely etchings into the deck

>>127294240
two. one at the base of the pole, angled off to the left, one behind the pole angled off to the right.

>tfw listening to the youarelistening.to stream and the background music starts playing creepy laughter when they start talking about a crazy woman


I actually thought it was the stream and not the music.

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>>127294227

>blue shirt and dreads. I've got nothing further.

We wuz terminators and sheet

>>127294349
The incidental agreement between streams makes this experience positively transcendentally comfy. Welcome.

>>127294201
Not under normal conditions, but if he touched it it would have been instant death. He thought the entire panel was dead and wasn't even being cautious of it.

I'm in the middle of downtown Chicago. Feels like I'm an extra in the show. Hope I don't get killed off

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>>127293731

>>127294349
Shit like that happens all the time man, I once had some jungle music/indian chant thing come one right after they called in a gang shooting. I kek'd for a solid 10 minutes.

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>>127294323
this?

>>127294469
always follow tag ouot/lock out best practices. always. I got a pic of some dude that got pulled into a metalworking lathe. Looks like taffy wrapped in denim.

>>127294571
yep. you got it.

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>>127293731

>>127293830
laughed way too hard at that

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>>127294600
>taffy wrapped in denim

Is it this Robert? I've got another somewhere with brain matter...gotta look though.

>>127294659
My kind of guy.

>>127294796
I'll see myself out... GOD DAMNIT I'M RETARDED

>>127294796
>ivara
shit taste my man

>male black fighting with female black by blue buick

>2 blacks watching a male black and female black go at it
the niggest

>>127294787
Nope! But that's a good one. I'll never understand why motherfuckers want to reach into flesh-devouring machinery.

>>127294796
>>127294872
Embarassing! Good luck finding your thread anon!

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>male passed out on the sidewalk in front of a school
>people are throwing things off the roof
posting in /comfy/ thread

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>>127293515

>>127290270
Never actually bothered with these threads.

Holiday weekend might make it worthwhile, anything good doing down? Can't listen to stream right now.

>>127294953
I'm embarrassed enough, man... plz don't bully

>ehhhhhh, ahhhhhh
>days thrown' thangs off da roof....

>>127294970
Check your vector Victor

>>127294953
I'll never understand why motherfuckers want to reach into flesh-devouring machinery.

Complacency, monotony, ~80 nigger IQ

My first /cpd/ thread. Having a good time.
Feels good man.

>>127294787
after watching this enough times i think that guy may have survived, probably some major injuries to the spine though.

>>127295040
>ivaraposter
should be ashamed desu
>>127295035
Read the thread, and yeah, memorial day weekend should bring out top dindus and white trash.

>diversity harbor
How appropriate for Chicago

>>127294970
Do we have clearance Clarence?

>>127294787
>>127294571
M...more?

>>127294970
PERFECT gif response. 10/10 anon.

>>127295098
At least the outcomes trend toward permanence. I remember hearing about this nord on a oil rig, something about a pressure vessel, I think it was a decompression tank for divers? Poppet the hatch early or something. Anyways, he got blown out of a three inch opening at pressure. Apparently he got turned into salsa and bone fragments and spattered around the berth this machinery was set up in.

>male in critical condition

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>>127295148

>>127295035
A few shootings, foot pursuits, mental cases threatening suicide in the streets and nogs trading laundry detergent for crack apparently. So, you know, the usual. When you get the chance to listen, try the ambient music stream with the music volume turned down a bit. Stay /comfy/

>male black screaming and pacing back and forth

>male black screaming and pacing back and forth

>>127295143
I heard somewhere that he did survive. Can't verify though. Kinda scary and keeps me on my toes, I have almost the exact same size large in my garage and it WON'T stop for me.

>>127295132
Welcome! This is a good night for a first night. We've had lots of shootings and chases and some weird shit. Only rules here are to stay comfy

>>127295324
>>127295348
[Blackistic Screeching]

>>127295323
>doing crack deals with TIDE
What fucking world do niggers live in?!

maybe I should have started listening sooner...

>>127295484
detergent is a hot commodity in the hood i learned tonight.

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>>127295484
>maybe I should have started listening sooner...
It's never too late, anon. Cooning don't go out of style.
>Stay a while, and listen!

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>>127295260
Oh fuck Robert... Pressure differentials can be nasty as fuck. As a first responder I would almost rather Coe across bone fragments and know there's nothing to save than cpr half a dying body though... Just clean up at that point.

>>127295484
Some Mexican would steal cartloads of Tide from the store I worked at for this reason. Apparently, it can't be traced, and people need laundry detergent and will trade various drugs for it.

When the youarelistening.to music gets suspenseful and you think something intense is about to happen

>>127295598
>Oh fuck Robert... Pressure differentials can be nasty as fuck.
FOUND IT. NINE ATMOSPHERES, FUCKING NINE. AND IT WAS FOUR DIVERS. FUCK
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Accidents_and_incidents
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Accidents_and_incidents

>>127295713
Reading Robert...

>Loud Music
Fucking niggers...

>you have to enter through the rear
>to this first floor party

>>127295713
>Subsequent investigation by forensic pathologists determined Hellevik, being exposed to the highest pressure gradient and in the process of moving to secure the inner door, was forced through the 60 centimetres (24 in) in diameter opening created by the jammed interior trunk door by escaping air and violently dismembered, including bisection of the thoracoabdominal cavity which further resulted in expulsion of all internal organs of the chest and abdomen except the trachea and a section of small intestine and of the thoracic spine and projecting them some distance, one section later being found 10 metres (30 ft) vertically above the exterior pressure door.

DAMN!

>>127295713
>>127295598
Was about to mention that you're thinking of Byford Dolphin. There's a low-res image of what was left of one of the guys that went around a while back, showed fleshy bits shoved into a corner.

>>127295260
>>127295598
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin

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Got a job offer in Chicago, but these threads really make me think.

>>127295547
>>127295603
Feels good to be a white, productive member of society don't it??

JUST THOUGHT OF BEST POSSIBLE THREAD EVER.
>/cpd/ + Risk = Maximum comfort

>>127295895
>>127295888
>>127295885
oh shit nigga are people talking about DELTA P?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

my favorite youtube video that nobody ever posts on any board

>>127295713
My god that's ~132psi to atmospheric in milliseconds... Wasn't there. James Bond scene where he cuts a hose on a diving bell???

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>>127295885
>>127295888
Found it after a quick search

>>127295910
Ain't white people leaving Chiraq in droves??

Don't move there anon

>>127293692
>be in Iraq after the invasion
>late one night, hot as hell, no power in the building we arstaying in, so after dark, sit outside
>bright flash of light out of the corner of my eye near the perimeter of the FOB
>think it's a mortar round hitting
>split second later hear it
>BZZZZZAPT!BOOM!
>a second later the screaming starts
>EAAAAAAA! EEEAAAAGH!
>over and over
>some Hadji was trying to steal copper power lines
>fried Hadji

>>127295980
I haven't learned to play that yet. Do you have to pay much attention?

>>127296043
kek

>>127296029
>>127296025
Yeah, I remember finding the pic when I couldnt stop reading about it. Fuck me, what a way to go.

>>127296045
Not really. Just check in about 30 secs - 2 mins.

>20 shots fired

>>127295996
and i was finally getting over my fear of pool drains

Holy fuck did he say TWENTY shots fired???

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>>127296181
yessir. and we've heard far more in past threads.

>>127296162
You ever see that shitty 3D Final Destination movie?

>>127296162
just don't try to masturbate your butthole with them and you'll be fine

>>127296162
>>127296238
was just gonna post it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laiOvUsPrnw

this thread has become my favorite to read with breakfast, keep up the good work Robert

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>>127296181
Twenty! Twenty shots fired, ah ah ah!

>>127296181

>24 shots

!!!!

think he just said "around central park...we got another shots fired"
dude talks too damn fast

>>127296295
I remember seeing that on my 36 hour pass while I was in the Army. The only film I've ever walked out of, it was so shitty.

>>127295996
Delta p and crab legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMHwri8TtNE

>>127296407
I think i recognize that thumbnail. Poor crabbies. :(

>>127296400
>went to see a final destination film in theaters
what did you expect

>>127296400
I hope you saw it on post so you didn't spend that much money

Who else here glad they have a gun within arms reach while listening to this?

>screaming for help
o shit

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What time do Chiraq bars call last call? It's 3am on my part of this flat earth...

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Where did MALE BLACK come from? What possible origin story could make such a ruthless deviant?

>>127296489
I was expecting to be at least mildly entertained. Would have had a better time getting robbed on Victory Drive.
>>127296544
It was in Columbus, Georgia, so I didn't spend much money to begin with.

>>127296614
its 1AM in chicongo , another hour or so for bar close i think

>>127296583
I've got three. Comfy as fuck.

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>>127296583
Yessir. Three, actually.

>This fucking game, holy shit.

>>127296614
>CHICAGO — A 2 a.m. last call at one bar doesn't mean it has to be closing time for you.

>We checked the city's liquor licenses and compiled a list of 113 bars across Chicago that stay open until 4 a.m. or later at least one day per week
WEW
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20131011/chicago/dnainfo-chicago-guide-citys-4-am-bars

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>>127296583
>Tfw 19
>Can't even buy a Glock because niggers
>All I have is my Mossberg

>>127296676
>It was in Columbus, Georgia
Infantry or for Jump School?
>>127296043
was my story from the invasion

>male down on the ground

>need a transport
is that code for an ambulance, or something else?

>>127296809
It was both, but after a leg injury, they decided that I wasn't allowed to go to Jump School and negated my Ranger contract. Didn't heal properly, and then King Nigger started the downsizing. Just another chapter of my shitty life and even shittier luck.

>>127296706
>>127296733
Nice. I only keep one out, with another in my car.
>>127296748
Mossbergs are dope. Glocks are great guns, I love mine.

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>>127295221
Coming up Robert

>>127297053
>hair
pls

>>127296748
don't buy a Glawk anon. I own a USP, a 1911, a P226 Legion, and I'm getting ready to buy a P320. Glocks may be "cheap" but the Gen 4s have problems. I bought a G17 on impulse and all it did was throw brass back at my chest arm and sometimes my face. It was a shitty extractor and extractor plunger. Only reason I even know what was wrong is I shipped it back to Glock and that's what they replaced. And it still threw brass back at me so I got rid of it.

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>>127295221

NOT COMFY NOT COMFY>>127297100

>>127297052
Got no ammo for my pistol, but I've got a fully loaded 12ga, and about 100 rounds of 5.56 for my AR

>>127297052
One on me, one in my desk, and my HD rifle on the wall behind my monitor.

>>127297142
FOUND IT! Wew, that must have hurt for half a second or so.

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>>127297053
Good looking gun, my dude

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>>127297142
>>127297100
God damn...

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>>127296977
sorry to hear that. Only thing I have on my old class A's I am proud of is my CIB. No valor awards, no Purple Heart, no cool schools, but I have my CIB.

I love how it goes from all quiet to multiple calls of shots fired in a matter of 30 seconds. God bless all the Roberts.

Also new bread is in the oven, posting at 275. No stress just /comfy/. Hope all you Roberts are having a good night.

>>127297119
kek, cat and dog hair on everything around here

>>127297243
Not a fan of the beretta, to be fair.

>>127297153
Was strictly for evidence review Robert. Gotta stomach up as you never k ow what Coonery you may encounter. Especially with MALE BLACK.

>a male with a knife is fighting with a customer

>>127297326
place your bets

>>127297324
these men died to teach us a lesson. "Keep your dick beaters out of the machinery!"

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>2015 ford transit

Who else here listens to these streams while playing video games

>>127297430
>thought you would want to hear my voice tonight
bants with dispatch

>>127297253
I had to steal my PT pants so I had something to wear on my way out. They only let my keep my rank pins, patches, and name tapes. Fucking furious doesn't begin to describe it. They even fucked me out of the Honorable Discharge I was supposed to get, and refuse to change it. It's why I've been fighting some extreme depression for the past eight years.

>>127297323
I love it. I switched from a Glock 27 to this and I'm happy as can be. Plus it was an inheritance, so I'm definitely not complaining. It's a modern classic.

>>127297403
This is the difference between Robert and MALE BLACK... Ability to learn from experience and understand cause and effect.

>Sounds like you're getting sick of hearing my voice tonight, hahahahahaha

I love the banter. Is this a really busy night or something?

>>127297508
they hit you with a ELS? or had you hit 180 days before they kicked you out?

>>127297519
ability to forecast future outcomes based on past results.

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>>127297246
Last one Robert.

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Post your desks.
>Currently at maximum comfy

>>127296748
Just buy a rifle it's all the same crap for home defense

>>127297515
To each their own. If you love it, then that's great. I've got an old Polish P-64 from 1974. Nice little pea-shooter, but the ammo is unreasonably difficult to find off line.

>intoxicated female white in the street

>>127297566
memorial day weekend, yeah

>>127297583
so you think Male Black would fail the cupcake test?

>>127297601
I saw that one back in school. Fucking lathes, man. Scare the bejesus out of me.

>arguing and pushing each other
KNOCK A BITCH OUT JAMAL

Drunken fight in front of a 7-11 with an interracial couple who are in the street

That's just weird.

>two intoxicated female hispanics
oh boy

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>>127297267
ultimate class

>2 female His-Panics refused entry to club because they were too intoxicated
more like they were fat and ugly

>two underage female hispanics pushed the security guard and now refuse to leave the club

>>127297605
>jewpad
>broken wrist
>codine/Tylenol pills so can't even drink
Least my sofa is comfy

>>127297141
Well I have 2 years to decide what I want to get. Hopefully I still have the right to open carry by then , but I was considering either a Glock variant or a CZ75 to get a standard 9mm NATO carry.

>>127297628
Yeah I mean I'm not going to sit here and tell you it's the best or anything, it's definitely not my last handgun or my last manufacturer, but I have fun with it.
The P-64 looks dope.

>>127297769
>>127297769
>>127297769

NEW

>>127297769
>>127297769
>>127297769

BREAD

>>127297769
>>127297769
>>127297769

>>127297515
i've had a glock 22 and a glock 27 and wasn't a huge fan of either. i think the .40cal glocks are a lot less reliable than their 9mm counterparts though. learned to just stick with 9mm and 45acp.

>girl hit her head on a bedrail, feels like she's gonna pass out

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>>127297605
>jewpad
>broken wrist
>codeine/Tylenol pils so can't drink
Least sofa is comfy I guess

>forgot pic

>>127297611
Too much of a poorfag to buy a decent rifle atm. I'll just stick with my Mossberg for now, plus I'd rather invest in a pistol somewhere down the road.

>>127297267
thanks, Robert
also, that ID:
>Jail

>>127297858
I like my 27 still, but the M9 holds more rounds and the benefit of a .40 to a 9mm in terms of firepower is negligible if nonexistent, while the 9mm is easier to shoot accurately.
Won't purchase another .40 glock that's for sure.

>>127297929
Got a good controller though my dude

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>>127295872
But we know that Robert never needs an invitation

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>>127297605
>working Roberts battle station

>>127298089
Yeah I like it, can only play GTA dumbass stunt races atm coz I can't use any buttons on the right side apart from trigger.

1 week down, 5 to go.

>>127298203
Awww, feels bad man.

Did someone just fucking whistle, and nothing else?

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WHITE

BLACK

AIR

JORDANS

(Hello fellow Roberts)

>>127298291
Appreciate the feels breh

Tho I deserve it, punched the wall during a dumbass argument with the wife. Not my smartest move.

Listening to these scumbags sure makes me feel better tho

>temp visitor license
She mean a visa?? Is some nig gon get deported??

>>127298145
tfw ywn be this manly

>>127298410
apologize to her robert
apologize

>>127297929
>>127298410
>>127299630
omg i didn't see that you broke your fucking hand doing it

kek + RIP

>>127293171
214 also reporting

>Uber driver beat a passanger

>>127294073
>engineer cadet here
you're international fleet i assume since 4.7kv is HV

i wish that guy would never check his keys