The DailyKos staff finally did a group photo!

>>127270603
Seems they have 1 token negro

>>127270828
One who is conveniently wearing a "Black Lives Matter" shirt too!

>>127270828
the one in the front row in shaun king tier white

>>127270603
muppets.

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>>127270603
Thar be pirates!

>>127270603
it would be a shame if their office burned down with everyone trapped inside

Notice the greater density of bodies crowding the left side of the pic. Everybody wanted to be as close as they could to the black chick.

Ahhh Kos, or as some say Kosm

>>127271704
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

>>127272454
-Buzzfeed bows down to this guy
-In control of several 7/11 Big Gulps
-Drives a 1993 Toyota Corolla
-Rules his apartment with an iron but fair fist
-IQ reported to be between 100-110

>>127272591
>in control of several 7/11 big gulps
kek

So they are going to the 2017 oppression Olympics with only one negro and two woymn that are not morbidly obese?

They must be going for a participation medal and not to win.

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>>127270603
Snake Plissken?

No-no. I can see this. This makes complete sense.

The minorities want control of the majority. Why should the model be any different in the office? I'm willing to bet just 1-2 alpha SJWs run the whole group with an iron fist.

And the majority are probably (obviously) IT guys.

>>127271704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

>>127272454
Don't tell anyone, but he's our spy.

After serving in the Rhodesian army and killing more than a dozen of Mugabe's boys, he became a mercenary, traveling Central Africa and South America to kill Communists for money and beer. He lost his eye when the FARC captured him and tortured him for three months straight. They left him for dead but didn't check if he was really dead - big mistake, because after that he stalked them in the jungle, slitting their throats at night and hanging them from the trees.

Anyway, now he works for us. They had some misgivings about his "Rhodesians Never Die" tattoo and the photo they found of him with Pinochet, but he bluffed his way through it by saying they were ableist for questioning why he only had one eye.

Please don't blow his cover, or he'll blow us all up.

>>127270603
top left to bottom right
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>>127273218
>1-2 alpha SJWs run the whole group with an iron fist

Which people in that group do think are the alphas?

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>>127273099
John Rainbird?

>>127272158
Do you hear our prayers?

>>127273099
"I thought you were dead"

>>127275111
Funny you should ask, anon. I used to work in just such an office. So, my guess is that it is most likely the oldest matriarch with the most polished "camera face" who knows how to dress. Most likely candidates are Lower left front row in black (my personal choice), "KC", and possibly pseudo-jacket looking to away from the camera.

Most likely she is is a borderline 2nd/3rd wave feminist, but she still chooses to wear tone-down makeup (base foundation; light lipstick) and maybe an accessory or two.

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>>127279003
actually seems like the guy in first row, second from right is the founder

https://twitter.com/dailykos/status/860593947294355456

>>127280044
*sigh* Yes. Markos Moulitsas is the founder and publisher. It means he is about as in-control of the day-to-day agenda as much as Arianna Huffington was at Huffpo.

Which is why you hire out your control-freaks. It keeps your hands clean and reduces your risk of heart attack. Bottom line: The one who's really in charge is usually 2nd or even 3rd down the ladder.

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>>127270828
Looks like they've got three, actually.

>>127280428
so you think hes more of the "nice guy" in the company and makes those ultra SJWs be the insufferable cunts in the office? thats my feeling.

>>127270603
It's sad

That's sctuslly a pretty stand up group photo, save for the BLACK LIVES MATTAH shirt

We all know we're awkward in photos - that one's actually just fine

>>127280819
Oh, totally. That's how the successful male Progressive operates (or even exists for that matter). It's necessary to be in a position where nothing sticks to you.

>>127270603
that's what gatling guns were invented for

White lesbians and numales

And one black lady for flavor