>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
http://youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
https://soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Open]
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
http://www.getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
http://www.cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
http://heyjackass.com
http://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/
http://chitownmugshots.com/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
http://crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
http://homicides.suntimes.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
http://www.radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
http://www.bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
http://directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
https://twitter.com/spotnewsonig
https://twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
PASTEBIN: https://pastebin.com/pD418Eky
Good evening Roberts. Get comfy for the shit show memorial day weekend
Woman called boyfriend feeling suicidal
Now a man says he is suicidal will shoot or stab himself.
Back to back suicide threats?
> boyfriend hit girlfriend with a gun
That's not how this works
>>127268607
Third suicidal persons call. What is going on.
What does "slow it down mean"
> Robbery in progress
Good evening roberts
>>127267625
Ah, gor bless 'ee, Robert. This is my favourite part of the night. Let the niggardry begin!
>>127269047
Bumping. We're sliding hard, below half-way. Any material to contribute, fire it in.
>>127269974
Of course it was Adams
>mosque
>plenty of curb parking
>>127270916
lol
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>>127267265
We have two Robert threads going. I suggest migrating here because there are more bingo cards kek
>>127271599
Was just about to post this.
>>127271599
Good call, Robert. *salutes*
WTF, dispatch has a call center in Bangladesh now?
Hello gentlemen, top of the evening to you Roberts
>>127276647
Top of the evening to you too, Robert.
3 homicides yesterday? The one day I missed