Great American Eclipse

>>127258206
Eclipse implies a temporary blackout. What you're heading into is a permanent blackout in all meanings of the word.

Nope; Dark and then a new dawn. Just the push that's needed.

Remember to sacrifice a virgin, otherwise the sun won't come back. To guarantee effectiveness, do it at a convergence of ley lines. We had a close call here a few years ago but managed to soak the soil at Stonehenge with virgin blood at the last minute, you're welcome by the way.

>>127258206
>make and effort to know your neighbors.

I hate my neighbors and I hope I get to stand by and watch while they struggle to survive

The Day Which Illuminates is near OP

>>127260577
Yes and then after we can cast all of Israel's sins into a goat and send that goat into a forest to die and all our sins will be forgiven. Therefore we can always be evil.

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See you in september......

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We must consult the digits.

>>127258206
What the hell is going on?

Also I'm in the north east and wont be party to the eclipse, soooo....what do?

>>127261135
Way ahead of you, now go forth and be evil.

>>127261883
Stare at the sun all day, will the darkness to present itself.

>>127261744

Kek speaks, checked.

I am with Kek
>Kek is with me

>>127261744
Checked

>>127258206

What will we do for memes after the EMP anon?

>tfw future generations discover the sweet maemaes you drew on the cave wall

>>127258206
are you from 1700? physical strength means nothing and gun wont get you far either

the action is on much higher level now
all about information, propaganda, IT, legal system and ofcourse money

>>127261542
It's the 23th around lunch time.

A/pol/calypto.

>>127258206
my next door neighbor has a shot gun im pretty sure, so im ok for someone with a gun.

>>127262675
You should ask him to take you shooting, it's fun and you'll pick up a new skill.

>>127258206
What's going on? Y2K all over again?

What the fuck is going on in this fucking thread

>>127263236
/x/tards on a field trip

Daily reminder that true light would blind you instantly, and as such blackness is the closest earthly approximation to light there is. Imagine an invisible black gleaming that casts light but no shadow and you would see nothing but vibrant, shimmering blackness.

Black sun gleaming.

>>127263054
That's what I figure this shit is about. We had Y2k, then planet X/Niburu bullshit for a few years after to make up for it, now this. Peeps love predicting the end of the world.

>>127258206
everyday here eclipse
joke on you

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>>127262615
Most dwellers here are already doing well in those regards; but physically weak. If the grid is down, the internet's down; can't just run around town with a bunch of memes you printed the day before.

>>127263911
Do you sacrifice one virgin a day then?

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SHITPOSTIN'

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Someone will have to make a picture with a Burger in the sky.

The Burger eclipse.

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>>127258206
get a clue

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>>127258206
>eclipse

>>127261744
If Kek belives this is the new begining, then so do i