THIS ISN'T

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KNOBBLY KNOCKED
NICKY
KNACKY KNEW
WIBBLING A WOMBLES FUNNY FANNY
JUST LIKE THAT
ALL FUN AND HAIRY
DIBBLE DOBBIN DOOB
A SUDDEN SODDEN
DOESN'T DO THE BUM
A SUDDEN POKE IN THE FUNDAMENTALS
LIKE A BIG SHOE
IN THE
BUM-HOLE.

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LOOKY
WOOKIE
THUNDER AND SPLAT
EAT SOME DOUGHNUTS
YOU
WILL END UP
FAT
LIKE A CHUBBY
CUNT

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U
WATT

U WOT
YOU SAY?

BADGERS MAKE WARRENS

HORSIES EAT HAY

SPLUNDIG VURR THAARG

THATS 2000

A
D

THE HEEBIE GEEBIES
AND THE
FUZZY WUZZIES
YOU THINK I JOKEY?
JOINTY U SMOKEY
UP THE BUM
SAYS YOUR AUNTIE
GOTT IN HIMMEL
SAYS ADOLFTHE SLICK CUNTY

JIMINY CRICKET
THE STICKING WICKET
HEEB A NOSTRIL
SNIFFED HER TOES
IT TAKES ALL SORTS
TO MAKE A WORLD
THAT COMFORTABLE VAGINA
SHE'S MUH GRRRL

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THE SCARY PART IS
WHAT COMES NEXT
A HAIRY FANNING
ELLE IS MY BET
HER SIS DAKOTA IS MUCHO BUENA ACTOR
BUT ABDUL BEN AFFLECK
WHAT THE FUCK BEN
HOW COME YOUR WEIRD SPELLING NAME IS IN MY AUTOKEY
DICTIONARY

this thread <3

SUCK A COCK
YOU MIGHT BE GAY
IF YOU ARE A GURRRL
MAYBE MAY
WHO DOESN'T LIKE A
SCRUNCHY BLONDE
WITH A SMEARING
OF
A GIRLY SCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROTUM
MOTHER MARY SHE HAS SAID
ALL MY SINS
ARE IN MY HEAD
JESUS CHRIST MUMMY MARIE
IS THAT WHY YOUR FISTING
UP THE VAG
GETS TO THE TUMMY

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>>127262353
Australian shitposting, I finally experienced it.

NAUGHTY NAUGHTY
DON'T BE HAUGHTY
THAT'S LIKE BEING LOST AT SEA
WITHOUT
A YACHT
AND THERE
AND THEN AND THERE SHE GOES
LITTLE ALICE ON
HER TWINKLING TOES
A RABBIT OF HABITS
SOMETIMES LATE
ALWAYS ON TIME
FOR SOMETHING GREAT

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>>127262805
Now you are allowed to call others newfags!
Congrats!

Looks like Clive Palmer found /pol/

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Stay back, I will solve this situation!

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BUT BUT YOU SAY
IT IS ALMOST A CRIME
AND SOMEWHAT GAY
THAT EVEN THOUGH
WE ARE NOT DEAD
AND THIS IS NOT EVEN CLOSE
TO BEING A HEARSE
WHY OH WHY HAVE I LEFT IT TIL LAST
TO FIGURE OUT IN RHYTHM
AND RHYMES
THAT THE ONLY WORD I CAME UP WITH
THAT RHYMES WITH YACHT
IS LIKE STEALING A BABY
FROM A SPINSTERS COT
AND THERE WE ARE
WHENEVER WE BE
A POET ON /pol/
ALL LOST AT SEA
LOVE IS ALL
THAT WE SHALL EVER HAVE
AND HOPEFULLY
LOVED IS ALL
THAT WE
WILL
/b/

t. /pol/
OLD SQUAD

>>127255905
Does this mean gollywogs ARE real?

GOODNIGHT LADLES AND GELLYSPOONS
IT HAS BEEN MY PLEASURE
TO SUCCOUR
A DESIRE TO WIND SOME WORDS
INTO JINGLING TUNES
I LOVE YOU ALL BE THAT
AS IT MAY
FRISKY AND FROLICKED
LIKE A COLT IN SUMMERS END
WE NUZZLED AND NUDGED
FLICKERED AND FUCKED
IF I KNOW HOW TO END
THIS POEM
EXCEPT WITHOUT A PUNCTUATED MARK

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Cool, /pol/ has now their own bard.