Brit/pol/ Alexander Gordon Jahans edition

KEYNES YES

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REPORT AND IGNORE THE WEEABOO AVATARFAG THAT STUTTERS IN HIS TEXT AND SAYS SENPAI

BASED JANNY WILL DEAL WITH HIM

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All experts agree there's a Labour landslide incoming.

Cuckservatives BTFO

>>127234754

Fucking Alexander the late. What took you so long, OP?

CORBYN IS SHIT

>>127234754
Why does that kid have actual breasts?

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>nth for are Dick

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How has he not topped himself yet?

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bau

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Start buying guns.

Has the actual survation poll come out yet?

>>127234899
Where do you get this imfo?

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And the award for Goodest Goyim goes to...

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/26/experience-i-made-peace-with-my-daughters-killer

>My daughter Renske met her boyfriend Samarie on the train. She was heading from the Netherlands to Switzerland; he was an asylum seeker from Benin.

>Samarie had picked up a fire extinguisher in the hall and beaten Renske to death. When an officer tried to arrest him, he grabbed his pistol and shot him dead.

>We continue to visit and support Samarie

>>127235072
Please archive sources renowned for shilling and clickbait.

https://archive.is/xlslI <- theguardian.com article

>>127234956
Based Dick, I am now pro EU

>>127234773
I mean, I guess. I just don't see how you can think that in the first place, especially since socialism isn't likely to be implimented by any of the parties.
>>127234818
>>127234881
Least worst how? You say you want to vote UKIP, so I assume you're tough on things like immigration, cultural identity, that stuff. Theresa May has a record of making illegal immigration soar directly due to her cuts as home seceretary - why would you vote for her after that?

>>127234956
>Europe needs us
Yeah but do you need them? Spain, and Greece can fuck off.

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>>127234754

Give it to me straight lads. What are the odds of Corbyn actually winning this thing? His polls are rising and they're only going to get higher.

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On tonight's show!

>Salma Hayek
>David Walliams
>Liam Payne

BBC One, 10:35pm

>>127235051
https://www.4chan.org/feedback

>>127235154
34%

>>127234900

Looks accurate to me. Time to pack up and call it quit boys, mummy has betrayed us.

>>127235123
There's a scale of socialism and capitalism. Any step towards state control of resources is socialism in this sense.

>>127234956
>CoE clergyman
>Doctor specialising in kids
>Called Dick Rogers

Has he ever worked at the BBC?

>>127235154
odds on are 9/1 right now,

>>127235123
Labour would raise immigration even more and bankrupt the country

Had a nightmare about being in Nazi Germany, waiting to go a kind of passport control where you had to declare anything that might be interpreted as Jewishness. I was stuck with this overriding terror that if I lied it meant death but if I declared it probably meant death too.
Then I woke up and thanked the almighty fuck it wasn't real for me. Except I'm still fucked. I either have to trust the government, whose rhetoric and policies have shown they'd sooner piss on my grave, or I trust my family, who aren't in much of a position to help me if they would, or I can trust me, except all logic and reason suggests there is nothing I can do to help this situation.
Vote tactically, vote smart and get the conservatives out on June the 9th. Don't let the fucking jackboots dictate the future.

>>127235154
>they're only going to get higher.
Nope

lads why the hate on keynes do you stupid kiddies not understand economics? fucking low iq sub humans, take econ 101

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>>127235184
Christ. So shit, and it somehow got worse now that he does an American-style 'funny 10-minute round up of the week' bit at the start.

Redpill me on Alexander Jahans lad.

I've just switched on one of his videos. The only extraordinary thing about him is the way he looks, what he's saying isn't that much different from the remoaners.

>>127235087
denmark coming in with the bantz

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DRIVE THEM OUT OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL ISLAND.
DRIVE THEM OUT!

Reckon tories will still pull through but labour wont be smashed the way everyone was expecting. May fucked up with the manifesto.

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>>127235184
Shan't be watching that

>RACE WAR STARTED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQK4ZZOmAk0
MUSLIMS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>127235412

Why?

>families have been ripped apart by nihilistic and meaningless destructive forces within our own society
>instead of sympathy, millions on social media echo chambers parrot bullshit about carrying on as normal and continuing our way of life and completely ignore the pain this has caused communities

>the only reason these RL memes are being spread is because our government wants to distract us from the fact they're protecting us with an insufficient police force, our PM has been failing in her various responsibilities to British society for 7 years, and MULTICULTURALISM DOES NOT WORK

>>127235474
He's low test or something

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>>127235399
M O N S T E R F E E T

>>127235523
KEK THE FIRE RISES BROTHER

>>127235580
That would explain the breasts.

>>127235534
The yougov poll is an outlier. It'll probably settle to a 8-12% tory lead and then they'll get a majority of about 50-70 or something.

>>127235419
Keynes understood little of economics. He didn't even understand what economics was. Positivists get the helicopters first.

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>>127235523

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Now look at this tweet

>>127235523
What were they spraying?

>>127234956
>Mfw I could vote for him if I wanted to

>>127235735
boiling pork fat

>>127235523
what is he doing?

How does it feel brit/pol/?
How hard did you JUST

>>127235523
What was he spraying at them?

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>>127235702

>>127235689
>>127235521
go to bed manlet. Migrating from /v/ to /lit/ to /pol/ hasn't made you any more lickable.

>>127235735
Probably just water.

Genuine Question. Had anybody here heard of this Grande singer before the Manchester event? I gather she's some ex-Disney star? I'd never heard of her before, so who is she as famous as?

>>127235788
>>127235839
he cracked a cold one open with the lads

>>127235684
>Keynes understood little of economics

Britpol everyone

>>127235315
I get that bit, I mean. I just don't understand why the hatred of state control exists - is it the idea of a slipperly slope? We do have votes every few years which would let anyone who dislikes the way it's going to have their say, after all.
>>127235364
On the first point, I have only a little knowlege. Would it not be that they would raise EU immigration, ie the kind that we want because it would be people from relatively similar cultures?
On the second point, how so? It's not as if any of the public benefits from the arms deals to the sauds, and there's very little we can do at this point anyway.
I remind you of the 80% share in the NHS' blood plasma source that was sold for some £230m in 2013, then sold on by the buyer for some £820m just last year. I simply can't see labour doing something quite like that, and "not selling everything for a pittance" is the antithesis to the tory ideal, is it not?

>>127235882
Her porn name is Goldie Rush

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>>127235580
I don't think I could be clinically depressed or otherwise in need of mood stabilization and function half as well as I am able.

I have mild Autism, Kallman's Syndrome, Growth Hormone Deficiency, Piles, Cataracts, Rhinitis, Anosmia and Regular nosebleeds. I am faced with being reliant on government benefits to keep a roof over my head at a time when the government keeps tripping people up and giving them unfair sanctions. I am bored out of my mind, lonely, tired, in pain and frequently aggravated by the stupidity and sadism of the world.

My problem is not that I am mentally unwell and in need of treatment. My problem is that my life just fucking sucks. The fact I am still here two years on from the winter I dreaded would kill me, despite the fact that things got much worse than I predicted is testament to how strong my mind is and how much I underestimate it.

Unfortunately individual will and intellect isn't enough.

>>127235454
He was good in Father Ted - that's it.

>>127235623
>>127235689
Fire literally rising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcUKNa-FnKU

>>127235882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzMD11TxWT8

>>127234754
Holy shit those are some nice cans.

L O N D O N ?
O
N
D
O
N
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>>127235702
SHINY NOCTOWL

Can't tell if this kiddy cunt expects to be taken seriously, no wonder people disengage from politics and modern affairs.

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>>127235865
>Migrating from /v/ to /lit/
Yeah no

>>127235926
He understood even less about how the state behaves. May as well have put Apple in charge of the currency supply.

>>127235914
>>>/reddit/

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The only tripfag that offers a fucking service you ingrate twats!

The Complete Infidel's Guide to The Koran by Robert Spencer - First 2 Chapters:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ktjzlyD2Rp

Archive: https://pastebin.com/edit/YFf0WDsK

>>127235882
Nickelodeon TV star who can sing. That's pretty much it, she's adored because of her TV show and now singing by little girls.

Reminder Lewis Hamilton's cock is balls deep inside Barbara Palvin right now

>>127235959
is this a new pasta?

>>127235882
Heard of her, never listed

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Going to get a couple of drinks. What shall I get, lads?

I was thinking Whiskey but it's a bit much tonight to be honest. Coupla tinnies?

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>>127235702
The only pokemon that fits the description of jews is pic related and muzzies would be voltorb? Specially the poked ex that states when many of them get grouped together they might spontaneously bursting
The rest are kawaii pokemon

>>127236064
What happened to Nicole Whatshername?

>>127235973
oh shit so that image actually was true wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXHS3KTUzs0
more videos

>>127236116
Water. Thank yourself tomorrow.

>>127235564
It works. Just not for you. It is great for Non-British living in England.

>>127236116
Too hot for drinking lad have a nice Redbush Tea and an early night I think

>>127236116
4 pack of red stripe will do you right lad

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was going to put a tenner on labour to win at 18/1 a while ago but couldn't be arsed and now they're 7/1

this is like missing out on trump all over again

>>127236165
he's abit of a nob, she binned him.

>>127235087
Are you a bot?
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/26/experience-i-made-peace-with-my-daughters-killer

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>>127235973
What's a muslim taxi???

>>127235865
>lickable
Lickable?

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>>127235973
IT'S STARTED

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>>127236116
Don't drink alcohol, it's almost as bad as cannabis.

>>127235937
>On the first point, I have only a little knowlege
Corbyn refuses whenever asked to say immigration should be lowered and labour MPs are often full on SJW open borders types who love endless immigrants.
On the economy the tories have been retarded with some privatisations under Cameron/Osbourne but May has shifted them to the centre economically. I still trust them way more than the party which wants to borrow, tax and spend endlessly until we go bankrupt.
Would rather a UKIP gov desu, but they're sadly fucked.

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>>127235499
>Denmark

>>127236267
tripfags all want to be licked, foreverially.

>>127235882
First time I heard of her was from a /tv/ post.
An anon described how this scene would play out in today's Simpsons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGu3ZLh3lXM

>lisa: that's right boys, a girl wants to play!
>flanders: well i don't know, the bible doesn't support the interaction of boys and girls in sports
>bart: yeah lisa, besides, won't these pig skins offend you? oink oink!
>milhouse: look guys, it's ariana grande! what's she doing here
>ariana: I'm just here to say that girls can be every bit as good as boys *does a somersault into a cartwheel and kicks milhouse in the face*
>milhouse: my glasses!
>flanders: well gosh darn it, i'm convinced
>lisa: but i can't support playing sports with pigskins, can i?
>ariana: here you go lisa, it's a 100% synthetic football and all profits go towards supporting planned parenthood clinics
>lisa: wow thanks ariana!
>ariana: no problem lisa. now, who wants to hear my latest single?
>everyone: we do!
>bart: i guess chicks can be cool sometimes

>>127236264
A taxi driven by a muslim

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https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/867848021182173185

How does this make you feel? Looks like Mummy May will be gone in either result.

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Based Keith will save Britain

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>>127235882
She was repeatedly raped as a child by this man in exchange for a spot on his Disney TV show. She would be about as famous as Jessie J if that name at all means anything to you. Very famous in her fans' circles but not a household name outside of them.

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>>127236364
Wanna lick faggot?

>>127236077
Do European radio stations in general play a lot of American artists?

>>127236184
>>127236317
I haven't had a drink for months, it's a one off

>>127236244
red stripe is horrible tho

>>127236464
With the tories gains in Scotland that'd still be a tory majority of about 10 I think

>>127236357
get out of here malaysia

>>127235870
>>127235788
>>127235839
I'm a mong, just noticed it's obviously a fire extinguisher. So much for 'the fire rises'...

>>127236529
In UK yes.
On the continent they're obsessed with their own shite techno/dance shit.

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>>127236244

animeposter please come back

>>127236615

Report all hate crimes!

>>127236464
the only real reason i'd care is that i don't want lefties to be happy

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>>127236183

>>127236318
I guess I can understand that, but in what world is removing free meals in schools central?

>>127236691
i doubt some lads are carrying about a fucking fire extinguisher pal

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>>127236146
Oy vey

>he isn't voting labour solely on the basis of re-nationalising the railway

>>127236464

>tfw don't give a fuck who wins because they're all 100% antiwhite
>tfw I get to enjoy tears either here or everywhere else regardless of the outcome

>>127236902
replacing them with breakfasts, lunches are still provided for families 60% of median income, so £16 000. Another one of lefties factless lies

>>127235154
1000-1

The polls also told me Ed Miliband was going to deny brexit and keep us in the EU ;^)

>>127236771
Especially the YASS KWEEN SLAY types who support corbyn

>>127236902
They're taking free meals off of richer families. Why should tarquin get them free when his daddy earns £120k? We're basically going back to 2011 before the retarded lib dem policy of free school meals for everyone regardless of income

Paki v Plank who will win?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wLSYNlgJsk

>>127236906
>massive spray
>handheld nozzle thing
>big hose/tube

Can't think of what else it would be

Listen Many here will go Prison soon , Cos May Tories want net shut and Logs 12month have been sent there , OK PLEASE LADS !
Seriously when the COPs come at 4/5am , an smash your front door down , Have blunt /not kill / Baseball bat =winrar !.. Cops up stairs in bedroom ,you Grab it an beat the shiiiiiit out them, an then b tazers an battered senseless ! this is a winrar ..! You need this ok (if you go Prison they will rape /use u as whore net stuff , But battered bruised , You dont accept help , You Lone wolf ok .. keep in cell an let cunts know you will kill them .. )
Go Hospital , Dont make any statemates as you are High Target ! , You can ask for a solicitor , Get Private one not Duty ! when able you will go Copshop charged an reside in Cop shop , Be ok not aggressive , Dont talk to ~Cops about your alledgy Crimes DO NOT say anything even prompted ! Go magistrates an the cops will make you coming as a Terrorist ! .. ~Get Solicitor to say its a banter joke board Not a terrorist board an you are no trouble an bla bla .. an was in shock an feels awful about this .. Get back home ,, if you Choose duty/cops lawyer .. you on NONSE ward for 6 months :( Listen Lads repost this ok ..

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>>127235399

>Babs
>5'9"
>with those heels she'd be around 6'3"
>tfw

>>127237114
weed killer sprayer

>>127237151
i feel alone when there's no anime girls about

>>127234754
Where are all of these shirtless videos of Jahans mate?

>>127236464
You mong it's dropped from +5 in the space of a few days, now thanks to his "it's your fault" speech it'll keep dropping.

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>>127237242

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>>127237114
looks like a flare or something, he's holding it in his hand. So im positive its not a fire extinguisher

>>127235989
That's pretty awful, anon. I know that I must be getting old, but that's cringeworthy stuff. So, she's the little mexican girl?

>>127237338

He's holding the nozzle

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Corbyn got owned by Neil.

>>127237075
I remember this in the paper and it was a Spanish tourist not a muslim

>>127237040
>>127237062
Well, that makes sense to me. Sorry for not looking into it myself, I'm actually quite ashamed at not knowing that.

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Manchester Bombing Victim's Mum Feels Bad...For Bomber

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/martyn-hett-parents-manchester-suicide-bomber-salman-abedi-victim-stockport-a7757731.html

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>>127237165
Fug fnx 4 wrnin bruff ok

>>127237543
Always remember to archive sources renowned for bad journalism and clickbait.

https://archive.is/3WwgY <- independent.co.uk article

It occurred to me today that the UK is a muslim South Africa.

I've completely given up on this country. Once I am no longer paid a massive salary for being here or I'm offered more elsewhere I'm out of here.

>>127237409
no lad

>>127234960
>Jahans
nobody can kill him , if you try i'll hunt you down

>>127237543
>mother of a gay
opinion disregarded

>>127235154
Zero, online shilling didn't work for Hillary and won't work for Mujahideen Corbyn

>>127237490
Yeah, Labour have obviously been ommitting details of how low income people will still have free school meals as before. And they're gonna fund breakfast clubs for infant schools, which would help working parents with childcare I presume.

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>>127234754
he lives!

>>127237456
Feck off our rock

>>127237165
not this spas again

How far into this video can YOU make it?

>>127237543
He's was a twat though

>>127237610
Specifically a half turk leftist gay m8.
#notallgays

>>127236028
He may well have been a genius, but as an observer his system seems to impact nations very negatively on a national scale. Seems to work well for bankers though.

>>127234754
is that video real? i cant find it

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>>127237583
Nobody can kill him, not even himself?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrlpx5s9XOA

>>127237543
can you even fucking imagine if the following happened when someone like Dylan Roof shot a few dozen muslims?
>guys stop being so anti-white! not all white people! whites are very peaceful and add a lot of society and truly they are the real victims of this attack!
>mohammad ahmed al-pukra (father and uncle of dead child): i truly feel very bad for young Dylan. what a poor soul, we need to pray for white people

>>127237552

archiving is too complex for a yank

>>127237375
yes, fakes the airhead voice.

>>127237831
Doesn't he have a microcock or something?

>>127237761
He was good at math and his brain was quick, I'll give him that. His theory was only picked up because the intellectual class agreed with it before he published it and were just waiting for a coherent body of work to get behind. The agenda was already set in stone - state control of the economy.

Remember when Paul Merton was funny

>>127237972
1999?

>>127237972
Dolphin in a bathtub

>>127237927
https://youtu.be/Wrlpx5s9XOA?t=1m35s

>>127237972
not since whose line

18 year old virgin here

AMA

>>127237972
Looking back at some of the old HIGNFY episodes im not sure he ever was on there, but when he did room 101 it was good.

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>>127238047
was it, the government, er, total cockup

>>127238111
Why are you still a virgin

>>127236478

WHat's this guy's name?

>>127238025
Yeah was about then, last funny thing he did was wearing the front page of the sun on a tshirt when Angus deaton got caught in a brothel

>>127238111
I'm 6 years ahead of you kiddo.

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>>127237831
>skip to a random point 20 minutes in
>"why don't I have a girlfriend?"
>*holds up thumb*
>"THAT'S THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING PENIS"

Quality.

>>127238068
He literally sounds like a girl

>>127238068
>>127238194
Why was he not put on test replacers actually?

>>127238111
Don't worry lad, I didn't lose it until Uni because I used to have social anxiety in my school days.

>>127238111
I didn't lose my virginity till I was 24.

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>>127235237
fuck off 34% , 'll give you 13% and make 200K

>>127238025
>>127238047
>>127238087
>>127238130

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY
>>127238138

Does the fire rise lads?

>>127238240
entering third year and still a virgin
>kill me now

>>127238111
It's Friday night anon, why aren't you out getting drunk with your friends?
>tfw turning into my dad

>>127238194
>>127238226
after his trolls pointed out that having massive bitch tits, a micro penis, very little body hair, high pitched voice etc might indicate a medical condition, he got checked and now gets weekly test injections

>>127238375
ffs lad why, coming to end of first year now and lost mine during

>>127238271
hundred quid down the shitter mate

>>127237831
Is he talking erect? Because flaccid mine's about the length of my thumb

>>127238306
The QT sketch is better

>>127235404
>Lamenting about the Jews
>vote labour
Pottery

>>127238375
>>127238430
>he interacts with students whilst in uni
L O L

>>127235474
You should read his fiction

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>>127238162
Yeah but you're fat and autistic

>>127238458
full mast

>>127238521
I'm not fat.

>>127238498
>kek not staying in your room 90% of uni, normie fag

>>127236478
Thanks anon. I've never heard of the J woman either. Someone else sent a link of a sitcom that she was in. And she sings too. I'm suprised she was at the MEN Arena as that's a pretty big venue.

>>127238111
>tfw a cute 18 y/o gay twink but keep putting off opportunities to lose my virginity

i'm just scared and nervous

>>127238602
Good lad

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Going outside for haircuts is for normies.

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>see a QT actress
>check where she's born
>it's some British town I've never heard of
>"hmm, I wonder what it's like"
>go to Google Maps
>drop the streetview figure on a random spot
>pic related is what I saw

Just how cucked is the UK?

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Rub salt into the wounds or maximise the Music sales.

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>>127238169
I've never watched one of his videos before, what the fuck is it about

>>127238624
99% actually
i only leave my house for exams and milk

>>127237965
His entire understanding of the economy and the impact of the state was implemented by Adolf Hitler in his Reichsautobahn and other projects.
The State can act as a buoyancy for the economies ups and downs, keeping things stable.
The application of this, however, has been a disaster.
For one, once a state cuts spending when the economy is good, those who are dependent on government money collapse, therefore forcing the state to keep spending.

Taxes that need to be raised to slow an overheating economy are avoided because it's unpopular, and politicians need to be popular to stay in power.

Therefore, you get overspending, government dependent economies with huge amounts of debt.

>>127238430
fucking autist is why. went to an all boys school and I don't know how to handle myself around women. Got addicted to (((video games))) so never went to parties and shit. I've quit them now and have subtle earplugs to go to clubs. Trying to make more friends now let's hope it's not too late for me

>>127238147

I put it down to social anxiety and me being very average looking/ borderline ugly

>>127238380

Currently, I literally have no friends. I'm on a "gap year" (which has involved me staying at home doing fuck all the whole time) and all my ""friends"" from college have fucked off

feelsbadman

>>127238711
I'm so autistic I'm allowed to do my exams in my own room due to SEVERE social anexiety

>>127238375
How did you manage that?

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What happened to that Bitcoin shill? Not so vocal about it now the crash is starting..

>>127238415
Maybe he'll go right wing then

>>127234960
Can someone more into esoteric Jahanism get me an "I'm gonna make Columbine look like a fucking joke" edit?

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wew. tons of people on my kikebook sharing bf and pual golding posts

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>>127238446
that's my point you utter idiot

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>>127238682
imagine if it happened again

>>127238775
are you serious

>>127238711
I know that feel anon

>>127238754
I've got faith, just try to put yourself out there lad. Get into some soc's you enjoy and it will be fine

>>127238861
no I thought you were keking so I kekd too

>>127238775
I was so envious of the special needs fags at uni, getting their own private room AND and extra 30 mins to do exams.

>>127238375

This will be me as well I fear

I'm incapable of socialising

>>127238771
Get over your social anxiety then lad you silly sausage.

>>127238837
calm down lad

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>>127235523

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>>127238665

>>127238896
it's a bloody good feel when you remember that people are shit and a pretty bad feel when you just want one friend for half a day desu

>>127238948
nah i'm entirely serious

>>127238375
>>127238974
H O W
O
W

I was fat and autistic and still shagged in freshers

>>127238960
fucking autists if you need extra time, had 2 exams so far and finish at least 20 minutes before. So many ching chongs leaving within an hour

>>127238960
got the 30 mins for my gcse but had 5 fellow autists with me in the room

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Would a Labour win be more beneficial to Soros than a Conservative win?

>>127238698
Wow you've been missing out mate. He's a fat mentalist who rants for about an hour a day about progressive politics, except most of it is spent rambling and screeching about his hormone imbalance, tiny cock and fucked up life. A go-to channel if you need to feel better about yourself.

>>127239002
wew my bad lad

>>127238993
>Get over your social anxiety then lad you silly sausage.

Fuck me, that's a really good idea. Can't believe I never thought about doing that

>>127239139
uni told me off a few weeks ago so i guess i'll attend class next year

>>127239086
Definitely, it means more rapefugees.
He funds the socialist worker TORIES OUT protests

>>127238783
The only soc I am part of is swimming, I only talk to people if they talk to me and I'm too afraid to go to the nights out because clubs are too loud. I stay in my room playing vidya and I don't know how to talk to girls.
>>127238754

>>127239198
>attend class
GO AWAY BURGER

>>127239055

I'm starting Uni in September

>>127239189
Just BE CONFIDENT bro.

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lol

>>127239202
>He funds the socialist worker TORIES OUT protests
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>127239202
But isn't Corbyn pretty redpilled about Jews and their Jewry?

He's an anti-globalist anyhow.

>>127239277
just be drunk the entire time so the autism can't seep through

>>127239055
no you weren't

Listen I Tried here an when I see this place burns, I do dont care most hate me , I do worry him = Mairposter as Hated !
And I trying save you Lot ?

>>127238907
will do, going to sign up for as much shit as possible next semester

>>127239114
It seems so depressing to watch, feel bad for the guy

>>127239327
He's anti-israel but so are the globalist jews.
He's a socialist but still loves immigration

>>127239274
sorry i literally don't talk to anyone in person so my english has become muddled with americanese

>Dad insisting on going to the rugby this weekend
>Mum doesn't want to go but is going along with him anyway
>I jokingly ask if the life insurance cover is all accounted for.

Seriously though Im genuinely worried lads.

>>127239300
These sociopaths should be held accountable as much as the terrorists.

>>127238665
That looks like some weird medical related hairloss to be fair

>>127238682
that's where the "covering funeral costs" money will come from

>>127239300
dont want to live in UK anymore?

will anyone let her in?

>>127239342
The key fact I left out is being gay I guess. Pulled in some shit gay nightclubs

>>127239337
That's just procrastinating, really

>>127237965
Can you suggest a good book regarding this? Good answer by the way . Thanks.

>>127239300
>twats leaving the UK
Based

>>127239424
don't sweat it buddy

>>127239337
does anyone else find getting drunk isn't enough? I just become slightly louder and have a bit less inhibition. Still autistic but now drunk and autistic
>>127239055
can't get shagged if you don't ever go out

>>127239499
??

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>mfw 27 year old virgin
Magic powers soon lads

Keep this up the UP the normie posts ..ok an dont rant Racist !! ??

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>>127239471

just make sure they wear appropriate clothing m80 they'll be fine

Labour will win!
Screencap this.

>>127239370
If you watch it enough you definitely get the impression that all his troubles are brought about by himself. He constantly lies, exaggerates and justifies his various misdeeds and actions, to the point that you can't tell how he didn't end it all years ago to save everyone the trouble (himself foremost). Don't feel sorry for him, he's just a self-aware and considerably more devious Chrischan.

>>127239645
Paki
Nigger
Kike
Wog
Chink
Abbo

>>127239607
KEK. take md instead until you're high drunk and autistic then just end it maybe

>>127238111
>tfw lost virginity at 15
>had 3 threesomes by 18

>>127238821
?

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>>127239512
This and "Vision of the Anointed" by the same author are great on this topic.

>>127239649
kek
>>127239660
worst bait i have ever seen
>>127239629
let me know what it is like

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>>127239738
and yet here you are.

>>127239738
MMF threesome I bet gayboy

>>127238682

>her 46 million twitter followers

clearly gives the whole shitshow more gravitas...fuck this planet.

>>127239424
At least talk to your flatmates or something, shit smalltalk at least (unless you live alone)

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>>127239738

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>>127239487
No need.

Compensation

Listen Lads this helps you IN Court being nice *normies* !!! ..........an not being Raped as a slut jail whore .. 24/7

>>127239728
ending it sounds pretty good at this point desu. I'm only here because my parents would be devastated and I can't do it to them

>>127239607
>does anyone else find getting drunk isn't enough? I just become slightly louder and have a bit less inhibition. Still autistic but now drunk and autistic

iktf

>get drunk as fuck to loosen up
>chatting bollocks left and right, meet loads of people, feel like king of the social jungle
>go home
>replay some of what I was actually saying
>want to flee the country and get a different face off the black market

>>127239738
So did they arrest your uncles or what?

>>127239988
wew based laddy. You'll get through it, find some hobbies and join socs next year (?)

>>127240010
Happens to us all mate.

Why I generally try to avoid work functions, unless with my immediate colleagues.

Are normies pretending to like Ariane's songs yet?

>>127239189
Fine, don't try and get better mate no skin off my nose.

You're deciding not to get better.

>>127239625
You won't to shed your 'tism by burying it with drinks.

>>127239845
i rent a house with my sister, she works all day and is older than me. i live about 40 minutes away from campus by foot. literally not had a conversation with any person from university in the two whole years i've been here apart from when I had to do a group presentation on anarcho-capitalism half way through the first year and took charge and autism'd my way into doing the presentation alone and talking about how markets purge degeneracy in front of my class while the two girls in my group didn't show

>>127239710
Well Done .. u are Going a nonce /paki rapist wing .. enjoy that cum ..Hahahaha

So have you lads attacked any Muslim or government buildings yet?

>>127240120
>Drinking more than 3 pints at a works do
Oh_shit_nigger.png

>>127239807
and?

>>127239833
had one of them

>>127239893
dont believe then, nothing changes. it still happened

>>127240000
let's have a look
>>127240077
cheers anon, I appreciate the support. Will be joining as much shit as possible next year

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>>127239893
Nah I believe it. A few people from school ended a 6th form party with a 5-man hot-tub orgy (2 birds 3 blokes), all aged 17-18. And one of them was a fat little starcraft player (who somehow got on well with the sporty guys)

>>127240154
well if he's decided he's too autistic to go out, he's beyond help to get confidence when he's drunk so then he might be more confident sober idk

>>127240040
nah but i've also fucked a girl who is dead now too

>>127240181
I can't trust myself. So I just tend not to go.

Even 2 pints at lunch is getting dangerous.

>>127240228
>had one of them
Did you prep the other guy?

>>127240163
>i rent a house with my sister
>i live about 40 minutes away from campus
>literally not had a conversation with any person from university in the two whole years
fuck sake lad, if you're not living in halls first year, then you should've at least tried to make some friends. Move out into a spare bedroom house of students if you can next year and make friends with them ?

I honestly never heard of this Grande child before this, media telling me she's mega-popular and popular and shit.....what the fuck

>>127240430
Mostly a yank thing

>>127240331
Nah, but we high fived half way through and then we swapped sides

All in all, it wasn't gay

>>127237831
How has he managed to make a 35 minute video about his small genitals and his large breasts?

>>127239950
HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED AT WORK OR IN AN INTERNATIONAL ISLAMIST BOMBING?

New
>>127240468
>>127240468
>>127240468
>>127240468

>>127236057

Would that be the /pol/ version of the Jizya you've just paid there for being a tripfag?

>inb4 I've enjoyed your other audibles lad

>>127240298
2 pints at lunch dangerous??
and you call yourself a brit wew laddy

>>127235882
I have literally zero interest in her or her ilk and I've heard her name countless times. How the fuck can someone avoid it completely?

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>>127238821

BASED

>>127240478
>All in all, it wasn't gay
I'm no good arbiter of these things desu but it sounds pretty bent being near another guy's erect naked cock

>>127240163
Listen You Post this its shit /Bollocks .. Please do in English an stop Being this broken ok !

>>127240397
desu i actually don't want friends
if i'm in a conversation it kills me to keep my opinions to myself and i'd be too controversial to pretty much everyone
even if i found friends i'm pretty sure my house would hate me

>Left Uni
>Literally not made a single friend or acquaintances
>Still acquired girlfriend through Omegle

She says i look like a school shooter

>>127240460

figured, still weird,,thanks, man

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>>127240181

>mfw I once ended a works do being physically chucked out of the venue by security for puking in the change shelf of a fruit machine then all over the Staceys' shoes on the dancefloor

I was not a popular boy at work on Monday

>>127240530
Do you not find it makes you a bit more vocal? Enough for people to start probing.

>>127240705
same but got mine through 4chan
good job

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>>127237189
>tfw