Why do leftists love Harry Potter?

>>127217552
They're all mental infants

Did she welcome refugees into her house yet?

>>127217552
When a alpha enters every one knows and makes space, when a beta faggot needs attention he pushes the smallest around.

It's sad that she's this anti-Trump even after our guy Norm defended her on that comedian show

Because they live in some fantasy land

>>127217552
They think it makes them well read because they're fucking retards.

nice slide thread

>>127217552
Because it's anti-Nazi

see: Slytherin

who's the wrinkliest benefit scrounger and single mother?

>>127218163
Sliding from what?

>>127217552
It's the only book they've ever read.

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>>127217552
It's impossible to communicate through any forms other than pop culture references, emoji, and rap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8

>>127217552
it's the only book they read.

>>127217552
>The hollyJew mused all his assets to make some shitty children's book into a mahassive franchise.
>Made JK (((Rowling))) a billionaire
>Assuming she isn't FULLY controlled and promoted by DeepState as a control vector for the millenial twats

There REALLY is a cabal of Satanists who control pretty much EVERYTHING of significance.

>#WandsUp

Knowing that faggot Takei, I'm sure this is a euphemism for something gay.

>>127217552
But that wasn't even that bitch's tweet

What is worse? Liberals obsessing over Hamilton music or them constantly using Harry Potter references in daily life?

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>>127218783

>>127218389
More like a cabal of jews

>>127218694
Skim through her twitter. She hasn't got a single argument ather than
>hurr tiny tiny man hurrrr

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>>127217552

>>127218877
what

>>127218551
Most likely used as a guise to signal to his gay friends that he's ready for breeding

>>127217552
They literaily believe that Trump isn't well respected and that Merkel is the leader of the free world now because their other wealthy leftist clique thinks that as well.

They're that delusional.

>>127218928
Why do they call him a bully, but yet proceed to verbally attack him like a schoolyard bully?

I saw someone call him an orangutan. Literally calling him a fucking monkey. Didn't they get mad when obama was called a monkey?

>>127218877
>Rebel scum

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It's easily digestible garbage

No!

>>127218948
Actually Harry stopped Voldemort but you're only 5 years old so it's ok.

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Lord of the Rings is the redpilled man's choice of fantasy setting

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>>127218551

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>>127219110
They did the same thing to bush repeatedly.
The bush years are when politics really started getting bitter and mean spirited and it's only gotten worse.

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>>127217552
They are enjoyable books, even if the author has gone full insufferable cunt.

What do you expect leftists to relate a given situation to, a working knowledge of world history? Guffaw.

>>127218877
1 woman dies getting plans for it.
100s of men die getting said plans
10,000s of men die actually destroying it twice
>women destroyed the deathstar

>>127219110

Are you retarded?

>>127219443
NAZE DA

>>127219469
It's amazing they justify it by saying he deserves it for being a meanie. Fucking idiots.

>>127218948
>only one single face on that board is white
Day of the nuke when?

>>127219110
They lack any form of self-awareness and critical thinking. Trump has changed quite a bit since he got in the WH, but they still go by the good old "racist, sexist, homophobic". Liberals are demented and nothing can be done about that.

>>127219404
Harry technically died for it.

>>127217552
wtf? what has he ever even done at the summit?

Those crazy Christians were right about Harry Potter being garbage that should be banned. In The Republic they talked about the importance of telling the right stories.

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>>127218923
Ever wondered how a tribe of no more than 30million have managed to exist and control the world for thousands of years while whole magnificent civilisations have come and gone?

>>127219675
Don't respond to me.

>>127217552
Because only in a fantasy world can marxism succeed.

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>>127219443
>plebbitors see this faggot as their hero

>>127219526
pic should have been a girl.
not even leftist males are as retarded as getting a triforce tattoo. it's literally girl gamer bullshit territory.

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>>127219883
You seem like a nice guy, have this free (you)

>>127219883

Congratulations you won.

>>127219635
This. Jk Rowling sucks dick, and some of the characters are SJWish, but they still aren't bad books.

>>127218254
Just stay in your bait thread, if you don't know what is being slid then you aren't here to progress anything.

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>>127217552

Why did J.K. Rowling right the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>127219791
perfect.

Because they're women desu

>>127219807
They all sold their souls to the devil?

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>>127218326
>It's impossible to communicate through any forms other than pop culture references, emoji, and rap
its not pop culture that leftists love to reference, these references are sad excuses for memes. our memes tend to be obscure and/or altered to the point of a completely new meaning. they're better, more creative. I grew up thinking leftists were smarter because they were progressive and the right was too traditional, like your grandfather trying to use a computer. I can't believe I lived to see the day when the left killed its own intellect with nonsensical and contradictory postmodernism while the right defends the human brilliance that progressed us into the modern age.

>>127217552
>tfw I grew up with these books and now I fucking hate JKRowling
They're good children/YA books, but its simplistic "good vs evil" narrative is part of the popular culture that's making millenials so simple-minded

>>127219769
Yeah we weren't quite right about the Witchcraft thing but the poisoning young minds towards tolerating evil, and resisting authority was correct. Harry Potter has obviously ruined a generation but not quite in the way we thought.

>>127217552
Harry Potter is LotR styled fantasy for children.

I hate this cunt and the following she gained

>>127219791
The irony is inconsistent. You need to replace the first panel with

>using 1984 and hitler references to describe political events

Liberals only understand good versus evil stories with no grey areas. EVeryone I don't like is a Nazi. This generation grew up with Harry Potter so they're loyal to their nostalgia. Much like we're loyal to anime and video game nostalgia.

I have never read any harry potter book and I am glad I didn't.

>>127220185
Oh yeah another good point was that its okay to demonize and exclude certain groups, like they did with Slytherin. That is HUGE for millennials.

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>>127220289

w-wow... really jogs the noggin

>>127217552
Well Takei loves wands, so thats no surprise

>>127217552
Because it's written for 5 year-olds?

>>127218326
Oh my fucking god. As much as I'd like trump to cool it with the tweets sometimes, if Hillary had won I can't imagine the cringe that would be spewing from her Twitter account

>>127220032
seth rich isn't being slid you fucking newfag

>>127217622
Fpbp

>>127220289
yoda died in the second movie and so will Bernie the commie cuck Sanders

>>127217552

Their minds stopped developing at around 12 years old.

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>>127217552

>>127220289
Won't Bernie be like 90 by then?

>>127217552
smart people tend to like harry potter

Voldemort did nothing wrong.

>>127220090
>Satan is real!

>>127217826
so rowling is the beta and trump the smallest?

>>127217552
it's more of a millenial thing and the overwhelming majority of millenials are brainwashed lefties

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>>127218877
HAHA women can only think in terms of oppression/suppression.

>>127220543
post more of these im fucking cracking up

>>127220905
jews don't have souls.

>>127217552
They are a bunch of children.

>>127219421
We don't have Euro, neither does Poland.

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>>127217552
Because they are morons with no substantial cultural basis, HP may be the only book they have ever read. And with severe lack of so called "cultural luggage" they are only capable to understand simple HP metaphors and analogies

>>127217780
Is the go fund me thing for that still setup? Last I chrcj ed it was over 100 confirmed plane tickets to go live at her mansion(s)

>>127217552
It was at the time these book were beginning to be published that society really took a turn for the worse - do time line

>>127217552
>Wands Up
kek

I bet Takei rubbed one out reading about 14yo Harry in baths with Cedric. Just saying.

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>>127220888
Checked.
All Voldemort wanted was for wizards and muggles to preserve their cultures.

>>127219635
>They are enjoyable books

Revisit them. You'll see they're just old ideas cobbled together into poorly-written narratives. Not one aspect of the books is original.

>>127217552
>Trump is the tiniest man

Yeah sure he is

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>>127217552
Because it's mudblood propaganda.

>>127221035
Today I learned that caananite literally means merchant. The jewing runs deep before the jewish people even became jews. So does the worship of Moloch...

>>127217552
Most kids these days think almost exclusively in pop culture references

>>127218948
Actually Donald is more like Dolores Umbridge, a smart, well regarded, rules stickler, that just wanted to save Hogwarts from degeneracy, who also didn't deserve the "punishment" she received at hands of a bunch of regressive violent children.

>>127217552
As society has gone secular and rejected traditional religions, shit like Harry Potter and Star Wars has become the secular Bible.

Raoling got lucky with hairy pottur. Hit a nerve among young people with escapist fantasies. Proof is that everything else she's written has sucked, including the books she wrote with a male pen name. Now she's going back to hairy pottur because it's the only thing that's turned out well.

Big-time leftist, was against Brexit and Scottish independence. Loaded hairy pottur with multiculturalist messages. She talks down to Americans, too. Fuck her.

>>127219421
It's still being butchered by normies seeking peer approval who have never even read the books. "Lord of the rings is so cool xD, I'm such a fantasy nerd xD". I'd say the redpilled man's choice of fantasy setting would be Andrzej Sapkowski's Witcher. The books, not the game.

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>>127217552
>#WandsUp

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>>127221911

>>127217552

Because HP teaches a simplistic code of morality where "love" triumphs over all. Of course, this message can only be conveyed in a fantasy setting involving magic. Wonder why.

>>127218138
This.
These type of books were aimed at producing this kind of person. Your trademark goy. Was anyone really clamouring for some specky little wizard? Were kids crying to their parents, and likewise the parents to each other, that there simply weren't enough good fictional books about wizards? Of course not. They bought it because it was popular and where popularity leads the herd will always follow with no exceptions.
You can sort of exempt children because it's aimed at children, but if you're an adult, even if you read it as a child, and still use it for metaphors you're a full blown retard. If anything it shows more how people refuse to grow up now and try to be kids for the rest of their lives. It also half explains the "being owed something" mentality they all have. Just like children have.

>>127222190
>>127221911
>>127221377
>>127221554
>>127221548

Is this kind of shit normal there?

no one is laughing at them?

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>>127221554
>>127221548
>>127221377
>>127220543

Why are all of the regressive lefts' power fantasies so sad and impossibly stupid?

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>>127222497
>>127222505

>>127217552
It's most likely the only books they've read.
They are mentally ill and can only understand real world concepts after infantalizing them.

>>127221675
I find myself horrified when I think that soon all that modern retarded children will some day control trains, pilot planes and make surgeries

>>127222636
Why are all leftist men so weak? It looks like the guy never even been to a gym or done any sport at all but jerking off to femdom porn and trying out buttplugs

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Most in here in Britain are pretty aware that Harry Potter is a gigantic pro-leftist psyop.

JK Rowling wrote it while being a single mother reliant on state benefits (and quite possibly neglecting her children) after divorcing her husband and losing her job at a leftist charity.

All of the villians in the story are obvious caricatures of your stereotypical English conservative.

>>127217622
When the first post is the best post

>>127221373
This. I never read them when I was young. I decided to read them because my niece was reading the. They're just really unremarkable.
It made me consider there is some voodoo going on with them because people are so obsessed.

>>127223025
well dumbledore was quite an asshole too

>>127217552
Protagonists: SJW bimbo, obedient white trash, beta male chosen one

>>127222505
So we were right then?

It's easy to let a federal treasoner steal an election with everyone looking on impotently.
It's hard to invoke an ancient Post-Babylonian deity to use his meme magic to succor the only candidate with the tools to beat back the degenerate masses into office fueled only by your pure force of will.

I wonder which thing Dumbledore would have respected the most?

>>127217552
They like fiction because that's the only place where their ideas work

>>127221548
>>127221377
how?

>Billionaire
>Polices the world as if she owns it
>Has no real knowledge of affairs in the middle east
>Blonde
>Unhealthy Twitter obsession

When did you realize JK Rowling is basically female Trump?

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>>127223664
pure coincidence

because their reality is about as realistic as harry potter and is easier for them to wrap their head around

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>>127219791
Metal gear rising is the thinking man's refference mine

Nothing beats watching all the fags that read children's books wetting themselves over a trite tweet from some awkward old bitch.

>>127220289
This one was particularly funny because there are a lot of villages in the Middle-East that likely, with good reason, too, saw Obama's escalating drone usage as the "empire" striking back. Again and again.

>>127220185
>good YA books
There are so many that are better, she just hit the pop culture lottery. I'll give Rowling this, she's pretty good at world building and the like, but her actual story telling skills are garbage.

I blame the big bang theory. Harry Potter was cool until its fanbase ruined it.

>>127224176

How did The Big Bang Theory have any impact on Harry Potter at all, because of LOL SO RANDUM NERD CULTURE? If anything the former helped the later.

>>127222636
>He can afford a gay star trek shirt
>But not a blank poster to use instead of used cardboard torn from a cardboard box

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>>127224176
>I love science and star trek. I'm such a nerd lol xDD

>>127219469
bush was a fucking onkey though

>quoting your own book
How passé

>>127222278
>It also half explains the "being owed something" mentality they all have
why?
i haven't read HP

>>127217552
they live in fantasyland

>>127218783
>>127217552

We all laugh now, but in 100 years Start Wars and Harry Potter will be legit holy symbols like the Bible and Koran are today.

>>127217552
They can't deal with the harsh reality of the real world, so they need to hide behind costumes, and elves and other faggotery like these.

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>>127217552

Voldemort is /ourguy/

>>127224512
that's true, but so was obama.
the hypocrisy that made one ok but not the other is what's annoying.

>>127224392

>Star Trek
Damn lie and you know it. I've never seen a leftist faux nerd claim to love anything Trek related that wasn't Abram's movies.

>be leftist
>think capeshit is good
>read stuff by an alcoholic single mom with dyslexia
These faggots are truly sheep

>>127217552

they never bothered with the bible or even the classics

>>127217622
fpbp

>>127221858
Exactly this, you're essentially seeing how a religion is birthed.

>>127224371

Um, it only made it socially acceptable to pretend to be a dork if you're a normie. Harry Potter fans where a bunch of geeks before little girls and tumblrinas invaded when the movies came out.

>>127224176
people continually don't understand that the big bang theory is actually redpilled. The whole point of the show is making fun of losers and nerds

If Harry Potter was wrote in 2017 you can bet Harry would be a trans black strong female

>>127221109
Is this something Git actually outputs or is it for this specific program? Either way, wtf.

>>127220699
But Yoda died in the third movie

>>127224176
I liked it when I was a child. It was a fun book to read. But her universe lacks complexity, there is little intellectual depth and almost all the books follow the same narrative:

>it's summer break and Harry is staying with his obnoxious relatives
>a school year starts and Harry gets into hogwarts, each year by more unconventional means than last year
>blah blah, competing with slytherin, usual school stuff
>it's the end of the school year, the story climaxes with Harry encountering Voldemort for yet another time
>nothing comes out of it, waiting for the next book

But I'd agree with you that the fanbase ruined it even further. And it's not limited to Harry Potter, take the Song of Ice and Fire for example...

>>127223195
They read them as teens, and they end up being the only books they read. It's easy to think something is good if it's really the only thing you've read.

>>127217552
It's the only book any of them have actually read that wasn't assigned to them.

for the same reason tons of people who aren't leftists love it. it's a bland, generic coming-of-age story about a character that is likable to the lowest-common-denominator type of people.

>>127217552
I don't get it.

I mean anyone with a brain should have figured out that the wizards in the HP series were Nazi collaborators.

The same magic they use to hide themselves they used to hide the camps.

>>127225224
And the books would be completely irrelevant.

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>>127224392
yeah, big bang theory was dumb right from the start

>>127220289
>2024: The Zucc Awakens

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>>127221858
Bingo Kiddo.

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>>127221109

Holy shit, it's actually real.

And the faggot moderators are defending it

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>>127217552
>billionaire children's book author, not born nor residing in america, makes an ad hominem statement about the POTUS

it mean's nothing. donald j. trump is the 45th POTUS, sharing the same title as the likes of george washington, thomas jefferson, abraham lincoln, JFK and ronald reagan, and there isn't ANYTHING this grand standing fraud can EVER do about it.

>>127225313

>take A Song of Ice and Fire for example
Ice and Fire reader since 04/05, the fanbase didn't become as awful as it did until HBO brought the showfags in.

I'm glad they are referencing shit like Harry Potter, Star Wars and Game of Thrones and never touch Lord of the Rings.

>>127218877
>>127218948
for fucks sakes...

>>127217552
what if voldemort was right about the pure blood thing? they never address this. obviously magical blood has to do with it to some extent otherwise they'd be muggles right? it obviously runs in the family so if you mix and become mudbloods wouldn't the magic die out? voldemort was right in that regard. there has to be a standard to keep magic in existence.

>>127217552
They want to live in a fantasy world just like Harry's.

>>127222636
but star trek went through a nuclear world war and years of roaming bandits before meeting the Vulcans. So does he want a nuclear war?

>>127217552
This wasn't even a witty comeback

Guess that's the richest writer for ya

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>>127225809

>tfw there will never be another great movie franchise starring an unabashedly all white cast

>>127217552
>Why do leftists love Harry Potter?
>>> Harry Potter is a fairy tale

>>127226075
best series ever. they got away with it by going to comfy white new zealand to do the casting. had they stayed stateside they would have been jewed into casting mongoloids.

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>>127225793
Well, yes. I was talking about the showfags specifically.

>>127217552
Softcore occult indoctrination, feeds their spirit of rebellion.

>>127224704
>that post

The analogy is perfect. Why don't people show this to them? This might have a chance at getting through to them.

>>127225809
What can you reference in Lord of Rings for a leftist perspective though?

>>127225676
>this propaganda is what I agree with, so everyone who doesn't want to have the message drilled into their brains at every turn for no reason had better put up and shut up

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>>127221858
Pretty sure Jordan Peterson talks about this too and laid it out pretty well, but Harry Potter and Star Wars albeit having archetypical symbols and characters and net inferior to The Bible IN THAT SENSE.
The Bible is for moralists what Nietzsche is for rationalist existentialists, condensed worlds with a lot of meaning. Today people fundamentally follow pop culture and diluted morals, so there's no rationality and barely any morals, rather more emotion.

>>127221858
People wanted magical powers and shit not just self help. We figured out no religion has actual magic so wizarding and The Force from Star Wars is just super appealing.

>>127226075
The movies were alright, but I'm still mad after 14 years because they left out the Scouring of the Shire which was my favourite part in the books.

>>127223420
Wasnt he a fag too ?

>>127226075
it took a random anon just now to make me realize this redpill. It's not a pleasant one to swallow, but at least it will make me enjoy these movies that much more.

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>>127217552

>Why do leftists love Harry Potter?

Because its the only book they've ever read.

>>127224704
thanks anon. saved.

>>127224796
(((JJ ABRAMS)))

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>>127217622
This.

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>>127220543
>Stop being right wing

>>127225475
this... this has potential.

>>127226887
Kek

>>127226436
The emotion is so fake too.
Why the hell should people think it healthy or normal to go into hysterical fits over the release of some new piece of entertainment, or believe they're a bad person if they don't feel worse about Islamophobia or microaggressions than about actual acts of violence?

I think the problem is the media produces what the happy-drug parts of the brain want very efficiently, so efficiently that they have story-writing down to a formula that not only robs stories of their impact once you widen your horizons, but impacts on how you perceive the actual world as conforming to those constructed worlds designed to make you feel happy.

>>127226887
>Stop reading old books

>>127219807
The Wyatt Mann drawing is from the 90s hence 20th century. I will never not be triggered by this image.

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Could be worse
At least they are not sportsfans

>>127226427
just take grimma wormtongue quotes

I used to love Harry Potter after reading the entire series over the summer in 8th grade.
In 9th grade I discovered Tolkien and have not looked back since.
Harry Potter is such garbage literature.

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>>127220543
judgemental doggo

>>127227213
>Stop castrating your pets.

>>127221548
If his mother had had an abortion, Harry would have died before book one.

>>127226472

Just be glad the series wasn't bogged down by diversity quotas. How fucking distracting would it be to see a unicorn vomit cast like those found in (((modern adventure flicks))). Like Elrond introduces his daughter and she's some butch abo dyke caked in makeup. And the Haradrim are peace-loving people who can't stop reminding everyone that they invented math.

>>127226300
They casted Maoris for the Uruk hai.

>>127226427
It has many of the base elements of the typical leftist virtue signalling morality, but unfortunately for them it is based on Christian and conservative values because Tolkien was a combination of everything the left hates: English (muh imperialism), conservative, monarchist and Catholic. So the races and nations who work together to defeat evil return to their own lands after the fight is over instead of creating a multicultural utopia, the strong warrior womyn gets married and becomes a good wife after the war is over, and interracial love is a very rare occurence with some sad undertones about the loss of the immortal elven bloodline. It also has environmentalist/anti-industrialisation elements, but it promotes conservative countrylife against the fires of industry destroying it, and obviously liberals couldn't thrive in agricultural villages.

>>127217552
Because they're misguided children.

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>>127225475
They covered the mass graves and ashes of 60 million people with the Fidelius charm

>>127227170
i like it how she uses white places, history, architecture and people to undermine white people. is she a jew? it's basically self loathing: the series. at least she had harry get with ginny and not that slanty eyed wanker cho.

>>127217552
They conveniently forget that Hogwarts is hidden within platform 9 3/4, and protected by a magical barrier to prevent bad people from getting in.

It's almost like Rowling herself knows walls and borders are necessary to keep out people who want to harm you.

>>127227600
i know. pretty funny.

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>>127227600

>whites are the heroes
>non-white are the villains

Is Peter Jackson /ourguy/?

>>127226887
Haha

>>127217622

I wish I had the wit to come up with responses like this in public on the spot

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>right wing references
>Louis XIV/Napoléon/Mussolini/Hitler/Perón/Franco/Washington/Jackson, etc...
>left wing references
>Hary Potter/Star Wars/???

>>127227008
They're infantile, the emotion is real imho until it reaches that fake virtue signaling level. The anger is real, the crying, the cognitive dissonance doesn't help too. If you get to a point in life where you completely lack the sense of responsibility or being responsible in general you start judging everything on "oppressed and the oppressors", there are always "victims" in a hierarchical system (class, race, gender, gender-class, race-gender etc. infinite variables).

>>127217552

Because they've replaced great philosophers with fictional characters from a children's book. That way anything she says hold relevance, somehow, a bit like a child might do the same thing.

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They wish magic was real because they could cure all wounds or print more money

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JBP dropped a huge redpill for me on why this is.
It's basically The Bible for secularists.

>>127228151
the only magic I need is the one that'd save the world from anglo-jewish degeneracy

>>127219443
what... what is this fake? this isn't real right? i am very confused

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>>127227785
>Hogwarts is hidden within platform 9 3/4
Fucking casualfag get out

>>127222278
Harry Potter were fine for kids books but the problem is low IQ fags like to jerk off over them and they have never read another book after graduating college

>>127217552
We had counter meme - lord of the rings. I'll start.
'Ever since Hitler left I have been deeply concerned about you, and about all these charming, absurd, helpless Europeans. It would be a grievous blow to the world, if the Dark Power overcame Europe; if all your kind, jolly, stupid Germans, Spaniards, Greeks, Brits, and the rest, not to mention the ridiculous Swedes, became enslaved.'

>>127227953
epic helicopter rides by le free market santa xD

>>127218980
cunts dont know what a galaxy far far away means

>>127228330
>(((Dark Power)))
fixed

>>127220543
I am so glad I don't know what the fuck that means.

>>127217552
what do men with dwarfism think about her terribly insensitive tweet?

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>>127228259
We've got that, friendo.

>>127228414
ebin
simply ebin :^)

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>>127228269
100% real

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>>127228414
Pinochet fags are retarded, Pinochet was a tool of the Chicago boys headed by Milton Friedman.

>>127219147
Are Greens hufflepuff and Libertarins the other one

>>127217552
Because Harry Potter exists in a world with 2 realities. There are the "enlightened wizards" who coincidentally are incredibly xenophobic. And muggles who exist but are not privy to how the world really works. Leftists see themselves as the wizarding class that knows the truth, however anytime you try to enter a wizard space as a muggle, the tolerance of the wizarding community shows itself. In short leftists identify with the xenophobic class that is trying to keep the backward folk. And don't try to tell me that anybody in the wizard world was trying to integrate muggles at anytime.

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>>127227084
someone should shop in that Picaso jew drawing

>>127225475
>>127226940
This very much. These people don't seem to realise that the wizarding world is extremely conservative and protected. They do things as they have done for hundreds of years, too proud to take part of muggle based technology. They see themselves as a different people, race if you will, and do rather often make diminishing comments about muggles as a lower form of intelligence.

>>127220289
>>127224110
What was Obama 08? Revenge of the Sith?

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>>127226887
>>127220543
stop saving images for ants

>>127224546
Underrated

Because it's pretty much about WW2 but with wizards n shieet:
>Voldemort = Hitler
>Death Eaters = Sturmabteilung
>Lucius Malfoy = Himmler
>Mudbloods = Racemixed children
>Slytherin = Hitlerjugend
Not to mention that Rowling paints Slytherin like rich upper-class fascists who support segregation and eugenics. Lefties love it because it's a child story about fighting evil. Since modern leftists are unable to go beyond this mental stage, Harry Potter is what they always turn to. Harry Potter is also keeping these leftists at said infantile state through immense nostalgia.

>>127220289
The Empire Strikes Back was the only Star Wars movie which was actually good.

>>127218254
His schizophrenic conspiracy threads. This is HIS BOARD, not yours

>>127228910
Bush Jr.
>Attack of the Clones
Clinton
>Phantom Menace
Anybody Before
>Old Republic that's not canon anymore

>>127225676
>you don't have to listen if you don't want to

people need to stop using this retarded platitude immediately

It's like a smug catch-all for any issue anyone is concerned about

>>127217552
Because the rightists kept crying WITCHCRAFT

>>127222960
he is not 250 lbs so he is ahead of most nu males

>>127220905
regardless of whether you think he is real or not, these luciferians are sacrificing kids for him in exchange for power.

>>127218326
WTF ? Is that debate real ?????

That made me cringe !

>>127222960
hey i do activities and i like those things.

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>>127217552
>>127217622

It's a series devoid of deeper meaning or real imagination. It's set at an English boarding school, so it's easy for mental midgets to relate to. These people only ever accomplished things that were mandatory, so school and growing up is the one struggle they can actually relate to. It has no deeper themes, so they can actually understand the concepts presented. The authority figures are all good, trustworthy people, and the propaganda you hear about the bad guy is completely accurate, removing all moral ambiguity. The lesson is to do what your told and trust the people in charge, because they know better than you. It is the quintessential expression of leftism.

Without Trump to bully they couldnt hold the job

>>127217552
People nowadays are so stupid the Harry Potter books are like their bible, so they draw allegories to a children's book instead of having any actual knowledge or history behind it.

>>127228151
Who is this whore?

>>127217552
They are like children who act on emotion.

>>127227801
Tolkien was /ourguy/

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>>127220543
I'd unironically fight for Thrawn's Empire though. Anything else would be nothing short of blasphemy.

>>127221373

>Implying all the shit you engage for entertainment has to be fully original to be enjoyed.

Harry Potter books are mediocre but you sound like like a teenager desperately looking for a reason to sound different from the status quo.

>>127229705
This, in good stories, it's up to the reader who is the villain and who is the hero. Better yet, there is no such concept.

Because it is simplistic yet parades itself as complex. Everyone wants to see good done, everyone wishes they had a magic wand that could solve their problems.

Right wingers believe magic isn't real.

Leftists believe the government is magic

>>127218877
>>127218877
A woman caused the whole empire to fucking rise

>>127230047
>realizing HP and SW is shit is being a teenager
>don't oppose the status quo, goy!

They have harry potter and we have the matrix

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>>127217552
>tfw harry potter fan
>tfw trump supporter
>tfw i used to like JK, but now she is a conceited sjw bitch

>>127217552
baby's 1st blue pill

>>127229705
>749x1166
Who is Severus Snape? Btw a huge part of book 6 is an exploration of the villain's character and implied empathy for his being an orphan, conceived under a love potion etc.

>>127230285
this. i'll be honest, i still like aspects of the series. mostly the movies though. rowling is really fucking annoying though but at least now we know why she was a single mother.

>>127230011

best expanded universe trilogy imo...too bad none of that exists anymore lol

>>127217552

Because it promotes race mixing.

>>127230074
I like ambigious morality, but I don't want everything to be morally gray. Being sarcastic and nihilistic has became the new norm, and even though I have been pretty much always an edgy cynical faggot since my teenage years, seeing that all around me is pretty tiring. Absolute morality does exist, moral relativism is one of the tools of the cultural marxists.

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>>127229846
P Chan

>>127230285
When you get as rich as she is you basically have no problems in life.

Buy what you want. Do what you want. Say what you want. And everyone you meet will kiss your ass.

So, you gotta make problems.

>>127217552
Because it's the only story they can relate to that also satiates their leftist fantasies of the diverse, mixed-blood crowd winning.

>>127230199

Learn reading comprehension instead of being dependent on memes for social interaction.

I'm saying criticizing anything for saying it's not fully original is childish as fuck, you fucking tool.

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>>127230593
gee, i wonder why (((warner brothers))) picked up the series.

>>127230738
stop oppressing me, shitlord

>>127227426
This.

Kek

>>127218174
but the slytherins were good in the end though

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>>127217552
I was born in 1990 so Harry Potter was such a large part of my childhood and I loved it, but outgrew it not long after the last movie was released.

Liberals have done a good job of putting me off of it, as has JK Rowling herself. I mean you can outgrow something but still look back on it fondly as a childhood memory, but they're fucking that up.

Also, don't know if any of you have noticed this, a lot of women in their late 20's still obsess over it enough to make pilgrimages (they more or less are) to the studios. I know girls who have made multiple trips. What keeps them going back, I don't know.

>>127230424
Just because the kikes at Disney says it isn't canon doesn't mean it isn't. It's up to the fans to decide that, not some CEO merchant counting his shekels behind an ivory desk.

>>127230326

Who is Severus Snape?

A good guy. Considered the morally ambiguous figure in the series because he's a watered-down anti hero who lets the ends justify the means slightly more than every other character, also he wears black and talks a little spooky, just in case you were too dumb to catch on otherwise. He doesn't even rise to the level of the exception that proves the rule.

>Conceived by love potion and abandoned

Yes, he's a bad guy because of environmental factors, ala "not enough love in his life lol". Like I said, the quintessential expression of leftism. That doesn't make him any less evil, in fact, it just explains away his evil as an aberration, not some legitimate grievances.

>>127217826
>being an alpha has nothing to do with actually acting alpha

>>127231093
hermione's downblouse in the last one made it all worth it. saw that one twice in imax. the second time was honestly just to see gothy hermione again.

>>127222034
>The books, not the game.
Fuck off hipster, I loved both of them, and I would had never heard of the books if the games wouldn't exist.

>>127230459

The point is that moral relativism is an essential component of any fiction that is useful for allegory or social commentary. There's a reason why Star Wars is utterly useless as a piece of social commentary or political comparisons. The villain is an evil wizard with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Sound familiar?

>>127231093
I was born in 1994 and I outgrew harry potter by the time the 4th book was released after reading the first three when I was in primary school, you anglo motherfuckers are really infantile.

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>>127218877
>seen this before
>only just realised that it's a pro-women poster because my instinctive reaction was blowing up the Death Star = bad

>>127222034
>>127231407
Both of you chill the fuck out
Ive read the books when I was a kid, I finished the game yesterday (26 yo)

Both are fucking awesome, now shake hands

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>>127230459
There is quote by Peter Hitchens where he talks just about this. Atheists want a world without consequences but they actually fear the idea of being surrounded by like minded people. Maybe that's why they hate believers that much, just a distraction from ripping themselves apart.

>>127218877
...And that would be a bad thing because?

>>127218877
Kyle Katarn stole the death star plans and I don't give the slightest fuck what some jews at disney wrote for that fucking awful movie

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>>127230424
>>127230011
fuck Disney for destroying Star Wars.

I am 48 years old. I remember going to see Star Wars back in 1977 with my dad and brothers. We must have seen that movie at least a dozen times. That continued on with all the others. I have read every Star Wars book till Disney took over (some really awesome, some were quite shitty).

I got rid of all my star wars things that I had collected over the years. I don't even have any of the DVD's or VHS tapes anymore. I got rid of everything.

So seeing things like this brings back bittersweet memories.

>>127228151
Don't you mean the federal reserve?

>>127230535
>google p-chan
>get some ugly cowtitted gook instead of the qt in the pics
tell the truth anon

>>127231407
>>127231717
Yes, I agree. I never said one was good and one was bad. I only wanted to specify about which universe I was talking about since the game is non-canon.

This guy summarizes pretty well "contemporary liberalism is the ideology of imperial academia"

https://spottedtoad.wordpress.com/2017/02/06/getting-your-owl/

>>127231656
I don't think it's really an infantile thing so much as it is *our* thing. I mean we have Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Dark Materials and many more.

We don't really have myths of our own due to being gang raped repeatedly over the centuries. So we have fantasy stories instead where we wuz kings instead of being anal raped by everyone.

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>>127224546
This
I was talking to a normie friend about it recently. Star wars is no longer a good trilogy thats been milked to death for 30 years, its become a universal story that will never end. Like the greek stories of herclues and zeus. Star wars will exist forever, even if new movies are never made, it still will. The original had heavy western mythos insprations from the old myths, in 100 years it will be viewed as THE western mythos (assuming the west still exists) and religon to a degree

>>127222190
EPIC! THATS EPIC!

Isnt it obvious whats going on here? All these nerds are just having a poster board contest, thats all.

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>>127231876
don't remind me of that.

pissed me off. Now Disney makes Luke a faggot (did we forgot about Mara Jade? hmm?) and Han Solo now has a black wife.

fuck this gay world.

As for Harry Potter it is babbys first glimpse into magic. Ann Rice did a much better job and at least she wrote her own books.

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>>127232261
King Arthur ?

>>127231876
>Kyle Katarn
My niggah.

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>>127221554
My fucking sides !!!!!!

>>127232481
I'd add Robin Hood, too. Plus George and the dragon.

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>>127217552
If you pay attention to the plot of the Harry Potter story, you'd realize that it's an overcomplicated race war.

>>127232481
>>127232562
Yeah we had to invent these things because the reality was shit. It's probably why we have the best fantasy writers.

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>>127233819
yeah no America and France have the best fantasy writers

>>127226599
Yeah. And his brother fucked goats. Not even kidding.

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Voldemort wasn't even a pureblood to begin with. So if they actually didn't let half/mudbloods in (aka shitsking for analogy), they would never have to deal with him.

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>>127220289
>Bernie being alive 3 years from now

>>127224704
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