How did this happen

Because freedom > tyranny

French help

To be completely fair, we had significant material and logistical support from France.

Not that the French liked us, they just hated Britain. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, etc.

Because fighting insurgents on their home turf is practically always going to fucking fail.

>>127211752
france

guerrilla warfare is a bitch, OP.

Because the bulk of the giant army and navy was held up defending against France

>>127212618
Wise men

>>127211752
Incliment weather during the battle of long island which allowed washington to escape


We got hella lucky a bunch

>>127212618
This. Same reason the U.S. lost in Vietnam and will never escape the middle east.

>>127211752
Just like Vietnam - native farmers who live off the land will fuck your shit up so hard

>>127211752
Some European countries sent support (france, russia,etc), the british thought it wasn't worth it, logistics.

1 american man is better than 5 british men, still to this day

>>127211752
French, Spanish and Dutch doing most of the work while the "German mercenaries" composed most of the force.

>>127212730
>>127212414
>>127212317

>Burgers actually knowing history for a change

I'm proud of you son

>>127212929
This. Brits are low test.

>>127211752
>top grade mercenaries
the guys were getting drunk af and lost so badly

>>127211752
Because we were a tiny side show to the much larger shit storm that was happening.

I'm an ardent nationalist, but push for independence relied very heavily on France bankrolling it, and providing assistance, both direct, and indirect.

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>>127211752
It goes back to the dutch, Christianity thwarted all freewill in the world so the last of the free-minded people fled to the safe guarded Dutch lands. The free masons or whatever you call them "illuminati" wanted to create their own nation where mankind could be free. the whole tea shit was just an excuse they made.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL7XS_8qgXM

French help, Spanish help, the fact UK is across the ocean and the fact Thirteen Colonies were literally a drain on British budget.

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>>127212317
Why didnt you help us?

>MUH LIBERTARIANISM

yeah because the founding fathers were a bunch of fat atheist neets living in their mothers' basements.

>>127212992
The average American is dumb as dirt, but that's largely our outsized minority population driving intelligence down.

>outdated hunting equipment

American Revolutionaries had access to what was then military-grade weaponry though. Do you think with the constant threat of Injun scalping frenzies that they were fucking around with half-working equipment?

>>127211752
couple things:
>We had the help of the French, the second most powerful nation of the time
>In a revolution, you don't need to be more powerful than the tyrants, you just have to hold out long enough for the tyrants to decide it's not worth it (see vietnam)

That's how we won.

>>127211752
Britain was more focused on France than some niggers rebelling in colonies.

>>127211752
Look at the orders of battle sometime. The Americans (and the French) outnumbered the British at decisive battles such as the Battles of Saratoga and the Siege of Yorktown. And the Americans' equipment and supply lines were decent, with a few exceptions. And the American leadership was phenomenal. The war was never as uneven as propagandists and historians later proclaimed.

>>127211752
The french saving americas ass. Without them England would have rofl stomp´d the amerniggers.

>>127211752
Because it's America.

>>127211752
The queen/king of England was on the over side of the ocean
Its easy to revolt when you oppressors are on the other side of the world

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>>127212929
>>127213003
Fuck of burgers, you haven't done dick with your pile of shit country since we let you have it.

Seriously, you've started more wars than anyone else, and won none of them. Hell, some of these conflicts are still technically ongoing despite not being fought for years.

Keep crying burgers, From Britain you were born, and to the empire you shall inevitably return.

>>127211752
he says in the English language........really makes you think doesn't it?

>>127213403
There were no French at the battle of Saratoga. We won that because we didn't follow the rules and we invented modern guerilla warfare.

>>127211752
Guerilla tactics and GOOD OL AMERICAN KNOW-HOW

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>>127213326
America's average IQ is only two points lower than the UK's, and it's the same as Australia

>>127211752
French and minorly Spanish help keeping Britain occupied in Europe, French aid of military commanders and equipment, the continental army and congress was composed of most of the top aristocrats and military leaders of the colonies, utilization of guerrilla style tactics against the British, having a fair amount more domestic popular support than the loyalists, and having local supply lines rather than being largely supported from an ocean away.

>>127213507
''and to the empire you shall inevitably return''

if only it were true.

>>127211752

Because the French decided it would be better to bankrupt themselves just to annoy the British.

>>127213448
This is why I don't make fun of the French except in a brotherly way.

France and America are kindred, whether France likes it or not.

"Lafayette, we have returned."

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>>127213003

>>127213600
And our population is yuge

>>127211752
bunch of brits tried to subdue a bunch of drunks who hid and played gurilla warfare. drew out the war long enough that it became financially insoluable to keep fighting it. basically the same reason we lost vietnam

>>127213507
Sure thing Achmed.

>>127213600
So wait, even at 60% we're only 2 points lower? What if you only took the white people?

>>127213712
you have to go back frog

>>127213507
>*And to the Caliphate you shall inevitably return
Fixed it for you :^)

>>127213209
French help? It was literally a French war with American help. France supplied the navy over half the army and the vast majority of equipment and supplies like 90% (actually percentage) of the gunpowder used.

>>127211752

Help from the Spanish, French, and Dutch.

Spanish gave supplies, French gave soldiers whilst the Dutch pumped money into the revolution

>>127213507
Really? A beady eyes trying to convince the world that there is a bigger war monger than the UK?

Europe was set ablaze not once, but twice, thanks to your inability to coexist peacefully with other countries. I'm having trouble thinking of a conflict in Europe that didn't have England's filthy hands in it.(obviously only looking at conflicts after they existed as a nation)

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>>127212770
>July 9, 1755.The American Indian chief looked scornfully at the soldiers on the field before him. How foolish to fight as they did, forming battle lines out in the open, standing shoulder to shoulder in their bright red uniforms. The Indian braves fired from under the safe cover of the forest, yet the British soldiers never broke rank. The slaughter at the Monongahela River continued for 2 hours. By then, 1000 British soldiers were killed or wounded, while only 30 French and Indian warriors were injured.Not only were the soldiers foolish, but their officers were just as bad. Riding on horseback, fully exposed above the men on the ground, they made perfect targets. One by one the chief’s marksmen shot the mounted British officers until only one remained. Twice this officer’s horse was shot out from under him; he just grabbed another horse left idle when a fellow officer had been shot off it and kept going. Ten, twelve, thirteen rounds were fired by the sharpshooters, yet he still remained unharmed.The native officers couldn’t believe it. Their rifles seldom missed their mark. The chief came to a realization that a might power was shielding this man. He commanded his men to stop firing at him and said: “This man is under the protection of the Great Spirit…this man was not born to be killed by a bullet.” Later that evening, this British officer noticed several bullet holes in his uniform, yet he was unharmed. A few days later he wrote in a letter to his brother:

1/2

>>127213374

Sure, that's why they depleted the treasury going after us.

We were the richest source of natural resources in a nin tropical, malaria free, region of the world. They only cared about the French because they knew the French wanted a piece.

How does it feel to watch your women get raped by niggers after they turn your numale body down?

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>>127213327
Based Baguettes

>>127211752
USA + Spain + France + Dutch is what you mean right?

3 Empires all working together ye..

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>>127213892
“By the all-powerful dispensations of Providence I have been protected beyond all human probability or expectation; for I had four bullets through my coat, and two horses shot under me yet escaped unhurt, although death was leveling my companions on every side of me.”

Years later, that same British Officer went back to those same Pennsylvania woods. That same Chief who had fought against this man heard he was in the region and came a long way to see him. In a face to face council, the Chief said:

“Listen! [You] will become the chief of nations, and a people yet unborn will hail [you] as the founder of a mighty empire. I am come to pay homage to the man who is the particular favorite of Heaven, and who can never die in battle.”

The battle on the Monongahela, part of the French and Indian war, was fought on July 9, 1755 near Fort Duquesne, now the city of Pittsburgh.

The twenty-three year old officer went on to become the commander in chief of the Continental Army and the first President of the United States. In all the years that followed in his long career, this man, George Washington was never once wounded in Battle
2/2

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>>127211752

>Britain
>largest army

sweetie, no.

>>127213507
>Fuck of burgers

That sounds erotically delicious

>>127211752
French and Spanish won the American war of indipendence

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>>127213800

>>127211752
The support of 3 major European colonial powers and volunteers coming from other European states. Oh, and the Empire doubled in size after we lost the colonies.

>>127213507

Rofl. You have a decaying navy and we have more aircraft carriers than that faggy eu club you guys made.

>>127213507
How about instead, you admit when you've lost, and you join the republic?

"The United States of America, Great Britain, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand"

What do you say? Pass the torch? The son never sets on the American/Anglo empires.

>>127213507
How historically ignorant are you? We've never relinquished territory in our entire history after a military defeat, because the only losses we've ever suffered have been political ones that didn't directly impact us. We beat Mexico, we crushed Spain, we slapped the Takbeers in the Barbary War. You Euros can be sour grapes if you want because of your impotent hate for America, but please at least pretend to be objective.

>>127212618

Came here to say this.

Winning a war like that would've taken decades of investment.

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>>127211752

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fuck america and britain zero distinction in them 2017

>>127213600

Yeah and if you factor out all the Hispanics pretending to be white it goes up even more.

>>127211752

As mentioned the French helped a lot. But the main concern was crossing the Atlantic and resupplying. The American revolution only happened because of high taxes which funded other imperial conquests. War costs money

USA was worthless colony fulla malcontents

capitalism without regulation then made it no1

lets deregulate

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>>127213800
>DidUJustAssumeMyRace.gif

Fuck off burger.
I'd tell you to would off a cliff, but that would imply that your stumpy legs could support the gelatinous mass that is your body.

>>127214100
No.

>>127212992
Nah most Americans are ignorant of anything historical. I'm just an anglophilic history student.

>>127213866
>Amerifat fixing something rather than completely fucking it up

Sure thing chad

>>127211752
Pretty sure Franklin whored around France enough to gather enough clout so he could drunkenly bring the whole French navy to bail our ass out.

>>127214278
gelasstinous*

>>127213600
UK's got a fuckton of blackies and brownies now and for Aussies, one abbo can drag down the average of 10 Aussies.

>>127213712
France is definitely in the short list of countries that the United states has any ethical reasons to help.

France- helped us at the one point in history where we /really/ needed outside help. Has a history at least, of maintaining an honorable military, and behaved in a similar fashion diplomatically.

The UK in sharp contrast has always been a den of scheming pseudo kikes(true kikes after they allowed their return). Can't trust them further than they can be thrown. The only country with a greater likelihood to instantly backstab their allies at the most minimal sign of gain: Israel.

>>127212992
Why do Brits think they're any better? I saw a bong refer to Texas as the "Midwest" the other day

>>127213507
>Keep crying burgers

Funny considering you guys always come crying to us for help anytime the Germans wake up from their sleep.

the french frogs leaped out of their bankrupt pond with everything they had left because they were salty we beat them in a war. fucking frogs

>>127213552
Right. I phrased that poorly. The French were only present at the Siege of Yorktown.

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Based America

>>127211752
Brits are limp-wristed pussies
We body slam their reporters for shits and giggles

>>127213953
Nice fairy tale.

Real talk, the war for Britain went far worse than it might have early on, with Bunker Hill being an embarrassing and costly victory for Britain. Furthermore, poor leadership for the British and worse communication meant that commanders that were supposed to meet up on campaign never materialized, and several vital gambits such as the drive to split New England (the heart of the Revolution) away from the rest of the colonies fizzled out. Finally French aid scaled up over time, really becoming a factor after the American victory at Saratoga, and then it was just a matter of time. Foreign volunteers like Polanski and the Baron von Steuben also were vital in reformatting the Continental Army.

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>>127214550
>America fought off the biggest army on the world single-handed
>Hurr-durr, Britain rant to America in WW2 and then we totally won the whole war all by our selves

>>Being this retarded

>>127213552
>we invented modern guerilla warfare.
Well, we took it from the Natives. But it worked pretty well.

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>>127213896
Feels pretty guud to be 98% white country.

>>127213953
>The battle on the Monongahela,
>Monongahela
>Mong

Sounds about right, burgers.

>>127214775
Fuck off paddy

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>>127213507
Lmfao relax Muhammad, Britain is the fat bitch ex-wife we got sick off and don't pay alimony to. While you cry and wish only for the past that'll never be, we'll keep being the star nation of the planet that everyone loves to hate and hates to love.

>>127214945

I'm sorry I can't hear you over all the territories you lost.

A little louder?

>>127211752
they disregarded the rules of engagement in gentleman's war

Reminder that Cornwallis did nothing wrong except having horrible logistics

>>127214540

Probably because hes underage and is one example. I rarely see us fuck up but i see Americans fuck up in every thread when it comes to these things. See >>127214443
you have a reputation and you do live up to it.

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>>127215066
56%

>>127211752


Supply lines

supply lines supply lines supply lines.

every single goddamn invading force from roma's legionaries and the taking of Constantinople to WW2 was won or lost by having proper funding requisite to keep your men fed and mobile.

You always get a bonus for this when the war is fought on your own land and you have the will of the people. heck many of those who fought were farmers themselves.
Britain did not have that much support inside the states and they had to move nearly everything they needed an entire ocean to even get to the battlefield.

Supply lines.
Also, clean your room and read Art of War.

>>127214978
Won't be 98 forever. Soon as the swarms finish breeding Swedes out of existence, they'll just hop the border.

>>127214987
I'm reporting you to the police for that racist comment.

>>127211752
Because a majority of the world hated Britain and saw the war as a chance to topple their empire, which to an extent it did. The British empire did nothing but decline in power after America left it. Be it from wars or by giving people their freedom

>>127214945
But Britain actually contributed nothing to the war
>do nothing when German invades Poland
>Mount largest running away in history after Germany invades France
>Get kicked around the desert while Russia turns the tides of war
>Take unoccupied beaches during Normandy
>Hog US resources in Europe
If the Brits stopped fighting after the US landed in Europe the war would've actually ended sooner because US supplies wouldn't be stretched across two armies.

>>127211752
>Some drunken libertarian farmers and fishermen with outdated hunting equipment living on other side of the world

that's how

>>127211752
Poor b8, you'll get the hurgers, but not I. Their common core education means they'll probably believe those statements as fact.

Cue the obnoxious replies...

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>>127213953
AMERICAAAAAAA

FUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEAAAH!

>>127215152
>revolution
>gentleman's war
What? A revolution is an all out war, it's only aim is to win, of course an underpowered, revolutionary force wouldn't sit there and allow themselves to be slaughtered for "honor"

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>>127212414
>>127212317
>>127212683

And Spain...

>>127214775
I'll never understand how the British lost Ireland. It would have been so easy to a) Better respond to the famine b) Penalize absent landlords and c) Stop shitting on Catholics all the time for literally no reason. But they didn't do any of these things and treated the Irish the same as some saharan niggers.

>>127211752
Logistics and french help.

>>127215307
To be honest, I never learned about any foreign help except France. Sorry bud, but our schools don't seem to value Spanish aid.

The brits didn't lose the american revolution. They just decided it wasn't worth it the trouble.

>>127211752
The French were readying war with Britain on the home front and so the Brits called back their troops.

On top of the massive taxes that native Brits were facing, less than they're facing now mind you, but these modern brits are pussies

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>>127215218
Still nobody in Europe will be as shitskinned as your country.

>>127211752
>What is guerrilla warfare
It's still extremely effective hundreds of years later.
You cannot fight an indigenous population without the possibility of extermination.
You just can't. It's the problem with any state.
Subversive factions left unchecked can and will subvert.

>>127215099
I'm sorry too, i can't hear you over the sound of the millions of shrieking feminists and self entitled dindus you spawned.

How's it feel to be responsible for the fucked up state of the western world?

>>127215327
You extract wealth from colonies. You don't develop them. Duh.

It's the same reason why we constantly have booms and busts. Most of the people running the empire had one short life to get rich. Same for getting rich during a boom. You run that boom into the ground and retire a rich man. Fuck everyone else.

>>127212792
>>127212816
vietnam
>less than 60,000 US casualties
> over 2 million enemy/civ casualties

We went in and fucking killed everyone, who won?

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>>127213507
we're never ever returning to your brown paki clutches, sorry britain-senpai

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>>127215327
Ipso facto they lost it and they ain't gettin it back :)

>>127215231
You forgot the part where the French army held back the Germans as long as they could(with a little bit of help from Hitler stopping the advance as a mercy), so the cowards could escape.

The UK repaid France by systematically murdering French sailors anywhere they failed to surrender their ships to the UK. /Never/ trust the UK, they have no allies, only pawns.

>>127211752
You must remember this was the 1770s. The Empire was still quite small in comparison to what it will later become by 1910. The UK was not a global superpower at this point, but certainly on the way. Still a bad loss and who knows what world history would have been like had we clung on to it.

>>127213838
look at New England for the answer to that
half a point behind Japan

>>127215461
>How's it feel to be responsible for the fucked up state of the western world?

Feels good to be #1


Call us anytime you need help.

Looking forward to watching Dunkirk this year and watching a bunch of scared Brits run from the Germans lel

>>127211752
Thanks France you used to be pretty cool

>>127215432
Turkey
Wew lad didn't take long to shit on your argument. With all of the migrants flooding European countries I don't see it being to long before Europe crashes and all that remains in the ashes are brown people.

>>127213892
>>127213953

Thanks for the freedom boner m8

>>127215193
I really doubt your ability to objectively see these things, especially since Americans are a considerable majority of the site traffic. I've seen British posts every bit as stupid and worthless as American ones, just less of them because there are less of you altogether.

>>127211752
You dont know shit.The rifles of the rangers and huntsmen were way superior to the smooth bore muskets of the british grenadiers thats why for a lot of money german jaegers had to be recruited and they were on par with the rangers if not superior but just a few compared to the colonists.These people werent stonded faggot libertarians , they were harded brutal pioneers of the white race.Lots of german jaegers changed sides and stayed in the colonies.

>>127214945
"single-handed" Someone hasn't heard of Lafayette.

>>127215562
But why treat Ireland as a colony when it's as much a part of the United Kingdom as Scotland (in name at least)?

>>127215611
The whole world would be eating crappy british food.

>>127215727
>Turkey.
They had a coup. They are never getting into the EU. They are unstable. They wanna be a mini Russia with a dictator.

>>127215399
Remember that logic the next time you bring up Vietnam, Iraq or Afghanistan.

>>127212816
>roll into nam
>kill 3 million people
>lose 60k
>faggot dems pull out early
>"farmers will fuck you up"
sure.

>>127212992
We were taught this in Middle school. I think most Americans that paid attention in school know French support was the biggest contributor to our success.

Surely every American on /pol/ knows this.

>>127215768

Well yeah, it's not like the rest of the world is full of geniuses, it's just we stick out less because we haven't got a reputation for being utterly oblivious to everything. Don't take it so personally anon.

>>127215804
You mean France. Ireland and England were part of France united under the Normans. Wales is too small and close to England to ever be a real country and Scotland and England got united under one monarch due to lineage.

When the Norman's went so did any sense of Ireland being associated with the British.

>>127214528
....or Italy, like they did in both World Wars

>>127215796
see>>127211752
I was pointing out that most americans believe the US is some unstoppable force that has never and will never need help. which is obviously not the case

>>127215804
Cause they're Catholic.

>>127215611
Economically the 13 colonies were not very lucrative. Their main role was controlling northern Atlantic sea routes and protecting the Caribbean. I also think the 13 colonies would have separated eventually anyway, since its population was so massive and showed no signs of stopping growth.

>>127213326
Actually the average American is of average intellgence.

>>127216139
I don't take it personally. Unlike the rest of this board I've learned over the years that taking a foreigner's opinion to heart is a losing proposition.

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>1783
>America gets born
>Russia annexes Crimea and Georgia, enslaves ukranians
Such a good year.

>>127215851
In its whole existence no one wants to be friends with Turkey.

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>>127216148

>You mean France. Ireland and England were part of France united under the Normans

Thats simply not true anon, England was a completely different state, the invasion of England was specifically a Norman invasion, not a French one.

>>127216429

Then why do you even reply to me if you care so little?

>>127215804
because potatoniggers aren't white so we treat them like the potato-not-having flame-crotched pot-of-gold-at-the-end-of-the-rainbow-searching catholicucks they are.

>>127211752
Because the American revolution was just one part of the real First World War- the Seven Years War

>>127211752
Help from Spain and France and the UK went easy on them

>>127216504
I can respond to you without taking your words to heart. What do you think banter is?

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>>127212204

>>127216148
I'm referring to the act of union of 1808, formally incorporating Ireland into the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland

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>>127213507
>Reeeee the burgers have grown and flourished when out from under our thumb and are the most powerful nation on earth. Time to display a fit of impotent rage

>>127216633
More like the Brits bungled half the war and since the British were the America of the 18th century and everyone hated them, every power in Europe lept at the chance to fuck them over

>>127216635

>What do you think banter is?

Something i was engaging in before you got all upset and started replying with "HURR DURR BRITS ARE STOOPID TOO!!!111"

>>127216510
The average brit is a goyim and your leadership arnt even human.

>>127216715
Serious answer.

Incompetence and greed.

>>127211752
We sent our C-team and by the time we worked out we'd have to send our A-team the French and Spanish had agreed to attack our ships so we just said "fuck it."

The thirteen colonies were not profitable anyway.

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>>127216896

>and your leadership arnt even human

Well i suppose they have something in common then with you guys then, no wonder they wanted to keep you

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>>127216872
>a direct accusation and explanation of why you think that is banter

>>127213953
And that boys name was Albert Einstein.

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>>127216647

https://cigpapers.wordpress.com/2015/02/02/timeline-of-the-jewish-genocide-of-the-british-people/

>>127217041
>Start a thread about the UK
>Britard cannot help but want to get into a flame war which was OPs intention.

Sure is easy to get you guys to jump through hoops. Bye.

>>127216896
how would you like a potato? smelly potatoshits think they're human
ULSTER WILL FIGHT AND ULSTER WILL BE RIGHT
[spoiler] jokes aside europe needs to stick together to ensure our collective survival [/spoiler]

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>>127213714
John Oliver failed as a comedian in the UK so he had to settle for the US.

>>127217515
Indeed. Brexit was a shame. Nothing good will come of it.

>>127214088
How's you empire doing today?

>>127217543
John Oliver was the best UK had to offer, actually.

>>127213891
Are you seriously blaming US for the World Wars? That's retarded.

You can blame 3 things, take your pick: America, Germany or Jews.

>>127217634
>Tri-color
Nigger
The Bourbons are the friends of the US

>>127212792
>>127215581
this

we didn't lose vietnam, we royally fucked their shit entirely up, people say we lose because we just ended up leaving instead of establishing a gov't. we just said fuck it. they just keeping breeding dumbass gooks and we realized it wasn't worth it.

shouldn't have even been there in the first place tho.

>>127217812
I blame Britain.

>>127211752
Homefeild advantage and French aid played the biggest part in the revolutionary war.

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>>127213685
>>127213800
>>127213866
>>127213891
>>127213988
>>127214089
>>127214100
>>127214103
>Paco el burger cucks thinking their hotshit

52% white lmao

Not long now before the EU federates and leaves you faggots in the dust, the EU and China are the future

your nig infested taco hole is yesterdays news, your entire nation will be Detroit

>>127217938
Explain why.

>>127211752
waging a war overseas is expensive

>>127211752
>Britain already has a huge debt from fighting the French years before
>France and Spain and the Netherlands decide to help as well
>The public and Parliament at home are tired
>Make Peace
>Let's go conquer India instead

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>>127215702
>Feels good to be #1
(colourised)

>>127217938
Krauts are clearly at fault for both

>>127217028
>W-we totally would have won, we just pretended to suck to boost your self-esteem.

>>127218065
Because you wanted any reason to declare war on Germany after the retarded stipulations you'd set on them from the first World War so you used your bullshit guarantee on Poland as an excuse to pull the world down alongside Germany because of your autistic fury. You simultaneously allied the other nation that invaded Poland and raped them for a half century in your dumb war.

>>127218065
>b-because...we wuv hitler
>c-churchill was ebil
>ummmm
>:DDD

>>127218158
>Still have canada which is fucking colossal compared to the 13 colonies at the time of revolution
Gotta remember that part.

>>127217798
How dare you, sir.

The fact that James "fat and talentless" Corden has also excelled in the US is a testament to your people's oafishness.

>>127218547
I don't even know who that is. Please stop sending your comedians.

>>127211752
>outdated hunting equipment

The Pennsylvania/Kentucky Rifle could routinely fire with precision at a range of 200-300 yards in the hands of an experienced shooter. In the hands of an average shooter it could fire with precision at 100 yards. Volley fire could easily be accomplished at ranges of 300-400 yards.

The Brown Bess musket fielded by the British could not be used with precision at ranges of more than about 50 yards.

>>127218417
You're retarded if you think Britain wanted war after WWI. The public were against it. FFS have you ever read a history book? We continuously bowed to Hitler's demands in the 1930s because we didn't want war, and turned a blind eye to the fact that he was rearming and breaking treaties.
Germany invading Poland was the straw that broke the camel's back.

2 reasons:

Distance
The French

How the British Empire lost Ireland though, that is the real question. That's the shit that makes you believe in God.

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Gorilla warfare.

>>127215395
It's ok we helped down in the south and we sent some things from out colonies mainly guns and powder you can research if you want galveston texas was named to honour a spanish who was sent to help you guys for example,we are used to be underrepresented we were also the very first guys to March on the liberation of paris (our commies did a lot of the actual fighting in france while the french did most of the infighting,spain has a lot of contributions but of course were always the bad guys,protip don expelled the jews and let them win)

That being said the best contribution we did was making the brits have to keep most of their troops back at England or face an invasion to their home islands and fucking the naval convoys being sent america (we went full navy for a few years and together with the french we actually had naval supremacy)

>>127218736
So 60M dead Europeans was worth it to defend Poland getting raped by USSR? British people are the worst.

>>127218547
>>127218158
As someone who deals with limeys every day, the contrast between the pseudo-posh affectation you retards adopt versus what a dickless drunken loser the average Brit actually is is shocking. Fuck off limeys, stop bringing your leftist trash into my state.

>>127218863
>things I didn't say.

Refute my argument, or don't bother.

>>127215307
Eh. We needed France. Ya'll were just kind of there. Don't get me wrong, we appreciate it and all, but... you know.

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Americans had Satan on their side(freemasons) while uk no one(protestants are not Christian).

>>127217461
Churchill was a barbaric britbong for the barbaric britbong.

Hitler had insane and maniacal grand plans. Insane as he were, he had visions for something great.

>>127217836
When people say we lost Vietnam they aren't referring to a direct military loss (unless they're retarded), they mean that we didn't get our way even after invading Vietnam and having them agree to peace.

>>127218906
At least we don't play beer-pong

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>>127211752
Should have said
>outdated farm equipment

>>127211752
Britain wasn't as powerful then as it was in the Pax Britannia. It had just been trough a massively war with France and was actually quite week

>>127219102
No that's far too much social interaction for you boys.

>>127218724
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NIBUWqSTp90

You're welcome.

>>127218941
You don't have an argument, your entire justification for war relies on whether what it cost to declare it and what the end results were are worth it.

Spoiler alert: it wasn't
FUCK the British

>>127219189
>drinking coors light from a plastic red cup is classed as social interaction

kek

>>127219245
Oh, great, you gave us the worlds biggest gay advocacy icon of our times. Thanks.

>>127218956
This, US is a freemason project designed to create a state as small as possible to fuck people up the ass the hardest.
Some people still believe in this idea, they're called trumptards

>>127211752
Rules of engagement, gentleman's warfare.

>>127218906
Stop pumping your subversive Hollywood Jew juice into our children.

>>127213507
We saved your asses in both world wars :^)

The same reason Vietnam beat America in the 60's, all the training and equipment doesn't matter when the terrain is against you and none of your country believes the conflict is warranted.

>>127211752
a whiskey bent crazy with outdated weapons will win every time.

>>127219270
So we should have just capitulated and let hitler do whatever he wants? Even if it ends up hurting us?

We guaranteed Poland's independence, and Hitler went too far. You're still under the delusion that somehow Britain was responsible for WWII, when we clearly weren't.

>>127219437
>>127218956
-Satan channeled his demonic energy into your army

t.Shareblue

>France bankrupts itself to win the American Revolution
>French Revolution starts
>modern day Marxism is formed

Fucking burgers and frogs ruining everything

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>>127212792
talking about the vietnam war on 4chan is a death sentence, good job pal

>>127219495
>Vietnam beat America

When will this meme die....

>>127219554
You could have... I dont' know... NOT declared war? It is your fault. I don't know why British people are so stupid they can't fathom the idea of not declaring wars and simultaneously think they aren't responsible for the wars they declare.

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>>127219437
Anyone read pic related?

>>127211752
Aid from France

>>127219326
>drinking a pint of warm Newcastle brown ale and eating a toast sandwich in a pub surrounded by puke encrusted Manchestah United fans on the brink of an all out brawl for the slightest provocation

British culture everyone.

>>127211752
Tactics

>>127218947
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernardo_de_Gálvez George Washington paraded on the 4th of July with him,he even helped you before we joined the wars even before the french joined the war he was already smuggling things so yu could have a fight,and he basically secured the south for you,but then again I don't expect people to know spanish contributions we have had a black legend,think germany holocaust shit is bad?,try the same shit for centuries >>127218862

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>>127216081
>early

>>127219799
Not declaring war after an ally has been invaded means our word is meaningless internationally.

You just can't comprehend that Hitler started the war.

Because of our first ally, France.

>>127215169
>falling for Greene's strategic retreat
>implying he didn't force his army into a pyrrhic victory
>not a fuck up
right...

>>127220077
>b-but muh poland
>*allies soviet union and leaves poland to get raped*
Scumbags.

>>127211752
Don't divulge thy secrets, oh libertarians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMnm-Y9AO8k

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>>127215581
>killing more people means victory
this isn't a fucking video game. You don't necessarily win if you have more kills...

>>127212204
fpbp

>>127220204
We only allied with the USSR after Hitler invaded them you idiot. You clearly need to read a history book.

>>127211752
The American colonies had always been a colossal money sink and when the British tried to implement a plan to make them somewhat less of a colossal money sink they instead rebelled and became an even bigger waste of fucking money.

The Brits fought them largely on principle but were eventually forced to make a choice: between using their armies to hold onto America or using their armies to go murder Frenchmen. To a proper Briton, the choice was no choice at all. The bulk of the British military went off to go kick Pierre in the testes and the bare dregs who fought in America were no match.

The Brits lost because of the temptation of shooting Frenchmen and because they fundamentally misunderstood the value of the land they were giving up.

>>127211752
a few things
1. Murica is kinda far from England so getting new stuff/troops/messages took forever
B. France helped with logistics
III. England had other shit going on in Yurop and eventually decided losing some random colonies was the lesser of evils
Four. Wide spread guerilla warfare on the part of the Muricans made life tough for the more traditional line up in tight formations and shoot Brits

>>127215231
>But Britain actually contributed nothing to the war

>ignoring the British/Commonwealth merchant navy
>ignoring the British/Comonwealth fighting on multiple continents
>ignoring the Royal Navy
>ignoring the British sinking the Tirpitz and Sharnhorst
>ignoring airforce
>ignoring the capture of Enigma
>ignoring the intelligence service and commando raids (St Nazaire for one)
>etc etc etc

Pro-tip without the British/Commonwealth Royal and Merchant navies there would have been no allied victory

Pick up a book lad

>>127215268
would take a hellof an acrobat to change mags.

>>127220294
So you admit you're a scumbag that didn't care about the well-being of Poland and would suck ANYBODIES cock just to kill Germany?

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>>127219972
t. mart-sharter

>>127219602
Monarchy is the only Christian way to rule a country everything else is an abomination. Your country was literaly made by satanist.

Also, we didn't have to win, Britain did. We just had to not lose.

>>127220388
There also wouldn't have been a war if not for the British. What a useless nation.

>>127216139
Americans are oblivious because we just don't care about the rest of the world. It's irrelevant to us anymore.

>>127211752
>some drunken libertarian farmers and fishermen with outdated hunting equipment
>and the kingdom of france

>>127220481
We're not so stupid as to declare war on the USSR 7 days after we declared war on Germany.

Do you think Germany and the USSR invaded Poland at the same time lad?

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>>127211752
im not kidding miracles, non-stop miracles, its almost like God did it, its 100% a glitch/something that should b impossible
>https://historicaldigression.com/2012/03/26/a-tornado-saves-washington-during-the-war-of-1812/
>http://www.ministers-best-friend.com/George-Washington-Prays-God-sends-Supernatural-Fog-to-Allow-Escape.html


Japan had the same thing/event happen 2 them as well when the mogols tried 2 invade, twice
>http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/typhoons-saved-13th-century-japan-mongol-invasion-180953573/

Tactical and logistical advantage. Insurgencies are nearly unbeatable on their own turf short of genocide.

>>127220567
There also wouldn't be a war if not for the Germans.

You're piss poor at debating you know?

>>127220567

Hurrr there wouldn't have been a war if ther were no germans

this is what you sound like, a tit.

>>127220031
Nobody cares about Spain, La matadora. Fuck off back to your sangria.

>>127220388
>invented numerous technologies without which the allies would have certainly lost the war

>le british army is very good meme

>>127220721
But you showed your true intentions when you allied them and totally forgot Poland was even a thing.

>>127220994

This too

>>127220818
>>127220963
>there wouldn't be a war if we didn't have countries to warmonger with
I'm glad when I watch your youth get blown up and your nation gets on its knees to appease the people who kill them.

>>127211752
A big ass ocean, guerrilla tactics, French support, the British war with France, and the belief in an idea.

>>127221052
You know the Polish government in exile was in London right? And we continuously helped them with the aim of getting their country back.

>>127221191
Yeah, helped them take that Soviet dick.

>>127221155

lol what a gobshite, you sound about 14yo

>>127214573
>brits playing war like bitches
>being salty when we buttfuck them

>>127220510
And this is what you could come up with.. you achmed lost the argument

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>>127211752
unironically this >>127220034

England was fighting a rival that they were slowly beating for 100 years, until 20% of England started fighting 80% of England. They had to make a decision:

>Complete unity and the betterment of their empire
or
>Really fuck up France.

We all know what every Englishman would choose.

>>127220240
The loss in Vietnam was purely political
After the Tet Offensive, the NVA and the VC had gotten their shit kicked in, but the reporters who were there broke the American people's last straw for the war.
We made a peace treaty with the North Vietnamese in which Vietnam would have been split the same as Korea, and that we would protect the South Vietnamese government. Then we pulled out. The war, as in that sense for the purposes of containment, had been won. But then the North Vietnamese went back on their treaty, invaded, and because the South Vietnamese were fucking shit, they got steamrolled. And because no politician worth their salt would want to even suggest going back into Vietnam, we didnt do shit.
The South Vietnamese lost the war, not the Americans

>>127221268
>>127221155
You can barely form a coherent argument. You're just on your knees with Hitler's only ball in your mouth spewing nonsensical rubbish.

>>127214627
Wrong.

>>127221191
AHAHAHAHHAA

>>127220513
Then what is your cabal of nation destroying cucks called?

Fuck off Germany look inward for five fucking minutes.

>>127212204

I like movies too, are you a cute female ?

>>127213838
If we were actually dumb, we would have failed by now, it's mostly a meme.

>>127220994
oi ya needed the engima discovered by dat fairy lad Benedict Cumberbatch to manc those krauts lad.

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>>127221281
You write like you're about 14 years old, and what a stupid word. British people have a stupid manner of speaking in general.
>"EY LUV, THATS LIL ISLAMOPHOBIC INNIT? OW ABOUT A SPELL BEHIND BARS"

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>>127221504
Fuck off Hans, no one cares what you think.

>>127212204
Defending home, French help, Spanish help, determined / guerrilla warfare.

>>127212317
Except the french aid paled in comparison to what the Spanish and French did for us
De Lafayette was the only thing from the french we even needed. And they didn't even fucking give him to us, he did literally everything for us of his own volition without any help from the government

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>>127211752
The US is born of revolution, but the civil war ended our spirit, now we can't have a revolution.

>>127221625
we rule Europe now despite losing WWII

deal with it

Dresden is a beatiful city again btw, not like your shithole cities

>>127221483
When in reference to Saratoga and Yorktown, yes the French were only present at Yorktown
>reading comprehension is hard

>>127220388
none of those things made any difference
The Russians turned the tides of war and Britain just leeched off of their success.
The battle of Stalingrad alone was bigger then the entire North African campaign. Once that started Africa was nothing more than a sideshow to Hitler and his meager reinforcements to the continent reflected that.
The British contributed no more to defeat of the Germans than the French.

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>>127221526
wtf you on about

>>127221816
oh, okay, sorry edgelord

>>127221776
Good luck running it all without our contributions :^)

>>127221453
Sure thing cock-smoker, you were literally lapping at Stalin's feet awarding him swords in all your concern for Poland.

>>127221686
bro stop ruining the circlejerk

>>127212414
>Not that the French liked us
You are correct, and that's why the french didn't help us at all
Literally every Frenchman who helped us did it either because they loved us and wanted to see us free or because they were peasents sympathetic to our cause and signed up for the decent pay or because they were rich cucks and Ben Franklin banged their wives until they decided to talk their husbands into help funding us
The french government did fuckall to help us until the end.
Spain helped more than anyone else and the Netherlands provided most of our logistical support and supplies both of which we would have never won the war were we without

>>127221967
And what was America doing, hmm?

Why didn't you just give Hawaii to Japan... Then they wouldn't have had to bomb you?

That's what you sound like.

>>127221686
>except the French aid paled to what the French did for us
Read it again nigga

>>127221597

But you're a gobshite lad, you talk shite.

You should scour the net for more pictures to insult me with or something, that'll show me, you tit.

>>127221954

your 'contributions' are already sorely missed, you fucking idiot :)

>>127212730
Revolution began before the conflict even started nigger
And it was a domestic border skirmish more than anything, if we were such a waste if time they wouldn't have sent over 10k men to fight us and dumped tens if thousands into mercenaries

>>127222164
what do you mean by that Hans?

>>127222099
Hawaii was a part of United States, and we preserved it after war with Japan.

Britain had no claim over Poland, the two were only sparcely connected due to Britains warmongering with Germany. Britain also didn't stand to its guarantee for Poland after starting the largest war in human history that they literally did nothing during.

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>>127211752
England was old, fat and full of pride. America was the new scrappy up and comer.

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>>127213507
>since we let you have it
I don't seem to remember you giving us anything filthy Anglo
We took back the clay you stole plain and simple

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>>127222111
You do a good enough job embarrassing yourself.

>>127211752
America everytime (also had French naval help)

>>127211752
British top brass had bought the enemy propaganda and sympathized with the americans.

>>127211752
supply lines

>>127221507
American patriotism is the biggest blue pill ever created

>>127219326
Beer pong requires two people at least.

>>127222331

I like you lot, be it english, irish, scottish, but your 'Brexit' honestly affectsyou way more than it does me, I honestly couldn't give two shits about it.After it happenend, there wasalmost a year of coming to terms with it, adapting if you will.All the best to you & skoll

>>127221847
>none of those things made any difference

>Having a merchant fleet that accounted for over 2/3rds of the entire worlds shipping made no difference
>Securing the Atlantic and Arctic convoy-routes made no difference
>having commonwealth nations and ports globally, made no difference

>muh russians and stalingrad
Who do you think was doing the majority of the shipping, to Russia, Africa, Europe, Asia etc etc


The Atlantic convoys were never interrupted by the Germans

like I said, no allied victory without British/Commonwealth naval power/capacity

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>>127215581
>60,000 US casualties
>Result: this
>Who won?

>>127222453

Apply yourself

>>127213712
France is a Republic of Islam now. They willingly cucked themselves. They shouldn't be anyone's kindrid.

There's still hope for Britain.

Only faggots concern themselves with a war fought centuries ago when the UK and America have been allies for a long time now.

>>127214945
>Europe hadn't been pile driven into the dirt and starved out with barely any supplies to live let alone fight
>Russia surely hadn't run out of every material imaginable and was slowly dying of starvation and freezing to death
Yeah, we didn't do aaaaaanything at all
Fuck you Bong, I'm glad you are losing the eternal moniker from your title

>>127222979
>There's still hope for Britain

lolnope, you stupid deluded brit

>shariah zones
>mayor of London is a muslim paki
>shiton of shitskins
>no far-right parties

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>>127222842
Onwards with Monty lads.

>>127216445
Ironic that we are going to be there in to make you give Ukraine back

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>>127213507
Overthrow the Hanovarian Usurper. Name Nigel Farage or Barron Trump or someone similar as your new king and I will gladly rejoin brother. It will take all our high energy to defeat Islam. Anglo Sphere Alliance when?

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>>127211752
the Vietnam War proves that you don't need high tech weapons to win a war. he US troops also had problems with the iraq guerilla troops after they conquered Iraq

The question is if you are willing to pay the high blood cost.

>>127222105
Contect clues would lead you to understand that I typed french but meant Netherlands

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>>127222339
>Hitler re-militerises the Rhineland, breaking international treaties
>Germany annexes Austria
>Germany annexes Czechoslovakia
>Germany invades Poland
>Britain is warmongering

Your logic is amazing to behold.