Brit/pol - 6 Key Tests Edition

cheeky reminder that we are being monitored by those dirty little shills at all times

This was made first you bell end

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ffs we already have a thread

stop thread splitting

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>>127202698

You know I thought I was British. Fucked many British girls, had multiple British girlfriends since highschool.

Then one day a cute Italian trap messaged me on OKCupid. Eventually I thought "Well fuck, he looks hotter than most women, so what if he has a dick, its not like Im going to be the one getting fucked".

And then I fucked the Italian trap, and then I kept fucking the her. Eventually though I stopped seeing the trap for various reasons, I didnt want to start a relationship with him and I guess he couldnt handle that so he stopped giving me sex.

Several months later, I dont know at what point it was, but at some point, I was fucking some girl, and I realized that I missed seeing the Italian dick. And then I couldnt get the thought out of my head. Started jerking it more and more to tranny porn. I mean, I was still attracted to British women, and I still fucked pussy. But I remember really starting to get turned on by traps and trannies, and then even feminine guys.

Then a cute indian boy message me, and he wasnt even a trap. He was just a really flaming femboy. And I fucked him too.

And now Im fucking homo. I still fuck British girls, in fact Im currently in a relationship with a British woman. But I know I would fucking destroy some bottom ass too if the opportunity came up.

Anyway, fuck European culture for making me this way..

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YOU WHAT UP DICKHEAD CORBYNS ABOUT TO RUIN YOUR LIVES

and i'm feeling fine. stop splitting faggot

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BASED MODS

I'll admit, I''m mildly amused.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvS3MR3EyEE

The fuck was that shit?

>>127203214
l-lewd

Corbyn will win

Not complaining about a tripfag losing his anime thread - but it was first, so why?

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>>127203213
weeaboo nonce twats

supported the other thread tbqh but that was p funny

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>go out for a curry and pint.
>see this
What Do?

Anime belongs on Anime boards

>>127203873

If Corbyn wins, Britain will lose

Part of me welcomes the total destruction of society that a Labour victory would bring us

>>127203947
Shit my pants and get down on my knees

>>127203947

stay perfectly still, its vision is based on movement

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>>127202810
A vote for May is a vote for security and prosperity.

>>127204013
Maybe you're right, but I feel we would lose more if the Tories won

>>127204122
She belongs in the foyer of a music venue selling kebabs or better still being a kebab.

>>127204176
tfw strength and stability that destroys the coalition of chaos once and for all and in a strong and stable way

>>127204013
>If Corbyn wins, Britain will lose
someone should hop on the phone to No. 10, get you in the policy and messaging control room pronto! keep putting out top quality arguments like that i think you might just turn this thing around for Mummy May!

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>>127203214
>>127203821
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

>>127203947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27_uWz069XM

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Took the advice from a thread the other day. Let's hope the turnout is high!

>>127203947

Ask her for a nosh.

>>127204013
He is winning. He no longer has to resign from the Labour party. He has pushed the vote enough labours way for him to stay.

>>127204318
Because this is usually a thread so cram-packed with reasoned discourse.

>>127204419
Make she takes those false teeth out first though. Much more comfy.

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What happened to the other thread?

Anyway, anyone else sunbathing?

Also I'm looking after picrelated for a month. Actually quite a based doggo so far.


What did we all think of Jeeza's speech?

I'm extremely pleased to see him back on form.

>>127203947
Curtsy, you pleb.

Just had a look at the UKIP manifesto, seems pretty good. They want to bring in proportional representation which is probably the only way people like us could ever get into power and save Britain.

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>May is beginning to wish she never called the election

>>127204630
Didn't one of the aus-nigger PMs get plastered, call a snap election and lose?

>>127204620
which is exactly why the establishment is against it

>>127204589
Are you a LADY?

>>127204070
kek

>>127204620
which is exactly why the establishment is against it

even Hitler in all his efforts would have to double down doing 10 speeches a day flying even more all over the country under a FPTP system, to literally win everyone over

>>127204630
May will win. It will be a landslide. I can't wait.

>>127204716
Didn't the pleb dems get a referendum on this very point and lose?

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>>127203913
>Not complaining about a tripfag losing his anime thread - but it was first, so why?
It is a cause for celebration not complaint. Firstly, 99% of use hate these anime faggots who talk like 6 year old girls, (tunnocks, potato-kun, headpats, Karen posting, etc) and a very large percentage hate name/tripfags as they are egotistical attention seekers who invariably ruin threads, and if remotely decent still encourage others to not be Anons. When Tripfags take over the thread becomes about their interest and not politics.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

>>127204891
I rather like both the first and your version. Saving both.

I often wonder if we wouldn't be better off with a greater role for the sovereign in government.

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>Good evening, its 10 o clock and we can now reveal that Labour will be the largest party

>>127204358
Let me tell you something, I'm not dead yet. I just wanna say I wouldn't even use you as a carpet lest I get your filth on my feet.

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He's lost it
>context was Peter doesn't believe people will allah huakbar unless they are on weed.

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Slaaags.

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Jesus Christ lads.

>just home a few hours ago
>sitting out on the roof (my building lets you do that) because it's so fucking warm
>have beers in a cool box
>pretty buzzed
>just shitposting way, tabbing out between here and Guardian comments for lulz
>guy and his wife from a few doors down (also on the roof) have music playing so I don't hear person approach from behind me
>it's my hot flatmate Vicky
>she was watching me posting on here for about 10 minutes
>asks me what it's all about
>I just say it's political bantz and talk about uni and relationships and stuff
>starts giggling and asks if I've ever brought her up
>I SAY YES BECAUSE THE BEERS HAVE GONE STRAIGHT TO MY HEAD BECAUSE OF THE HEAT LIKE A RIGHT LIGHTWEIGHT CUNT
>basically confess
>now she's reading pol with me

Feels weird, lads

>>127205006
Who is she?

>>127204553
>What happened to the other thread?
Animenonces btfo

>anyone else sunbathing?
Have been twice in 20 minutes increments

>What did we all think of Jeeza's speech?
I will move to spain if he wins

>Actually quite a based doggo so far.
Cute doggo post more pics

>>127204630

>polls far apart
>not many Tory voters bother coming out as it's a foregone conclusion
>polls are close
>many Tories come out to stop the nightmare that would be Corbyn

It's all going to plan.

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>>127204620
>implying
PR just leads to endless cuck coalitions of left of centre parties.

>>127205139

There's not going to be a Labour government for the next 15 years lad.

>>127205295

The leftist inside him that he's been covering up with le ebin morality man routine all this time cannot accept that anything could ever be the fault of brown people. People don't change.

>>127205295
They literally scream it at us with every attack
Allahu Akbar

What the fuck

>>127203947
Kill it.

>>127204833
I'm not so sure now Anon. I think the Manc attack has lost her thousands of votes, Rudd and her let these pakis back in the country after going to fight for ISIS. I personally know five family members of mine who are abstaining.

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>>127205511
apart from when it leads to competent right wing, nationalist parties from winning

the reason it does that today is because nationalism is banned in most european countries today which is why only the left are allowed to win

>>127205649
>apart from when it leads to competent right wing, nationalist parties
SD in Sweden were kingmakers between socialist and the """conservative""" groups. The conservatives allied with the socialists instead of them.

>>127205421

At least the saucy wench isn't trying to get into your pants again

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>>127205431
I don't normally reply to triplords but as it's you Rimmer. Have a doggy >>127205490
Even in tragedy something good may come.
>>127205511
For example look how well coalitions have worked for bongland over the years. Not just the most recent one

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>yfw the government that needs the army on the streets and allowed 2 terrorist attacks to happen is voted in with a bigger majority

>>127205421
What the fuck, you gave a name to your right hand?

>>127205815

>allowed

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>>127204891
>>127205118
this is now a /downwith/ thread

just got back from my politics and economics exam lads
was meant to shill how good keynes is
instead dropped the JQ regarding central bankers, the IMF and the bolsheviks

>>127205627
I do not think it will be a landslide and it may still go Corbyns way. May is doing very badly at her own PR. Plus 2 million gen Y are going to vote to get free uni tuition.

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>>127205839

Gimme a sec.

>>127205627
As if we don't all know labours position on letting every nut job in. Pull the other one son.

>>127205874
>leaf post
>Not garbage
Must be the nice weather.

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>>127205888
>it may still go Corbyns way.
That is the worst possible outcome. Mummy May > Commie Corbyn

>>127205856

>they're always 'known to the security services'
>they get to snackbar kids instead of being tortured to death on a black site

what would you call it?

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I hear you've become more racist than usual now /britpol/.

>>127205888
It's gonna be an anticlimax now.
The tories will be returned with a majority of like 40 or something.

>>127205421
Slip her a cheeky finger Anon.

>>127205627
abstaining is worse than voting for labour in my books, if you don't vote for a party that at least wants to talk about the issue, namley bnp or ukip then you might as well vote for "islam for britain" party

>>127206004

PC culture ingrained within the police by the Labour regime.

Those things just don't go away in 2 years that the Tories have been in power.

How bad was Corbyn's speech?

>>127206024
define racism

>>127205877
>this_kills_the_degree.nvqr

not recommended anon, don't you realise the JQ stuff on here is just a LARP. ah jesus.

>>127206133
biased question

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>>127206024
not one fucking bit

>>127206186
How was Corbyn's speech?

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>>127205877
>exams on politics and opinions
retarded desu

Tory recent war record:

>Defeat Argentina
>Defeat IRA

Labour recent war record:

>Illegal war in Iraq
>Achieve absolutely nothing in Afghanistan
>Leading to the worst terror threat the UK has faced in recent history because they imported hundreds of thousands of the same people that they attacked

Labour's mess.

>>127206173
i didn't name the jew, i just noted their origins to be of "the same groups (((of individuals)))"

>>127206119
>Those things just don't go away in 2 years that the Tories have been in power.

hmm. hmmmmmmmm.

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>>127206253
All terrorism is our fault. Nothing to do with islam or immigration

>>127206207
wats that?

>>127206119

I hope you're just trying to be a wind up. They are exactly the same get it through your FUCKING skull

>>127206024
Sure, it's all dese packis, so it is.

Just an idle musing. I've heard lefties say
>muh immigrants are good for the economy
While this isn't necessarily true, has anyone considered
1. Their draw on the NHS is significantly higher iirc
2. The expense of our security services must have increased enormously as a result of diversity? If not, this is likely because the IRA went quiet and not long after diversity began.

Looking for help crystallising this argument

>>127206297
ah yeah, hopefully you'll be alright then. i was only memeing anyway - hope ur exam went well fella

>>127206343
Don't forget the greeks.

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>>127206285

Oh and Labour attacked the people that were dealing with the problems we now face for good measure.

>>127206332

I'm telling you why it happened, who caused it? Labour.

>>127205977
I fucking know that. Everyone does. But Labour imported 2.2 million wogs and pakis in 1997-2003. Tories haven't done fuck all to stop them going to fight and come back. None of them are worth voting for. No UKIP candidate here bonny lad.

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>>127206119
>Those things just don't go away in 2 years that the Tories have been in power.
yet hitler did a considerably bit more in under 2 years

>>127205490
who?

>>127206388
Douglas Murray's 'Strange Death Of Europe" has a lot of useful shit to cock those arguments right up. Great read.

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>>127206320
>All terrorism is our fault. Nothing to do with islam or immigration
When you miss the elephant standing in the room completely…. Good Goy.

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>>127205421
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>>127205839

Had to edit out the tattoo.

>>127206565
I quoted cuckbyn

>>127206105
No BNP or UKIP candidates here. Greens, Libs, Lab, Cons.

Chances of another attack in the next week? They say it's imminent but I can't remember there ever being a follow-up so soon.

>>127206388
depends on the location of the immigrants. if they require a lot of government training and services to be profitable then they're bad for the economy. they are often good, apart from in the short run for the people who they get employed over. the "economy" argument isn't really too large regarding immigration,especially in a single generation.
with big bennies and delinquent second gens, the economy is likely to take a hit, yes.
more people come to this country because the government gives out loads of free services to people who have never paid taxes. this is a resource drain and is bad for the economy. nobody can argue this bit.

>>127206550
I assume you mean the argument that >muh immigration is good for da 'conomy?

By the by is there a decent ebook or pdf of that kicking about?

>>127206615
>5/26
Fuck off yank

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Who wants to lick my pit?

>>127204833
>Haha! Kang is going to slaughter Kodos this election!

>>127206615
>tattoo on the tit

She's a whore mate ditch it.

>>127206615
no one cares fuck off

>>127206498

Who is carrying on exactly the same? The tories. Watch what's going on right in front of you instead of just thinking 'hurr which one am I supposed to not like again'

>>127206615
jesus christ

>>127206615
tasty!!

>>127206615
PreuBe?

>>127206285
>1000 year later during the collapse of the reign of May the 3rd
>in a keynote speech in the Tory halls of Strong and Stable she iterates that it was all labours fault

>>127206748

Quite the opposite actually.

>>127206388
you are currently on the small blue brain part of the meme. please consider correctly identifying the difference between leftism and liberalism in order to ascend to normal brain man standing with arms at side tier.

no serious leftist believes that immigration in its current form is good for anything. they just argue that if we are in, we have some kind of obligation to those people; well that's all out the window now because the upshot of Corbyn's speech this morning was the New Labour was wrong on immigration, the tories were wrong on cuts and security, and it's time to stop sending our sons and daughters to die in the desert, secure the border, and make this country work for its people again.

ascend to cosmic brain meme level of supporting labour again. join me in the realm of pure truth, and later on we can get battered on special brew and watch JCVD movies. it's going to be ok - come home working class man, it's safe now.

The BBC have specifically made a video on Radical Pamphlet from QT last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PNkar7Yjtk

>>127206388
Also the
>We need immigrants to pay for our pensions
Argument. Point out that immigrants grow old and retire too. Do they really think exponential immigration is sustainable?

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MAJOR HAPPENING

PROBABLE ISLAMISTS OR CORBYNISTA TERRORISTS HAVE BURNED WIMBLEDON TO THE GROUND.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40062458

VOTE STRONG AND STABLE TERESA MAY TO END THIS.

>>127206615
Get it shafted Anon. She's gagging for cock.

>>127206927
>implying I'm working class
You'd have done better editing the navy seals copy pasta but I appreciate your effort if not your endeavours

>>127206927
>working class people are helped by middle class londoners who hate white people (ie corbyn's shadow cabinet)

>>127206969
Unironically what did they mean be this?

>>127207025
(((Friedman))) you cant make this up

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-poll-yougov-latest-jeremy-corbyn-tory-points-slashed-theresa-may-party-surge-a7756421.html
1000 year CORBYN REICH

>>127207025
I know so many people who said the obongo intervention turned them towards leave

>>127207152
Always archive clickbaiters.
https://archive.is/xhnGU <- independent.co.uk article

>>127206969
no mention of the based muzzie on saudi funded mosque one though, of course not, lets just make a vid on how racist and uninformed this white man was

>>127206615
this was from a thread made by an american earlier you stupid larper. not everyone here is retarded

>>127207059
couldn't be anything to do with the extreme heat we're having

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Is it normal to be unusally cheerful on exam days because you know thousands of children across the country and stressed and miserable?

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>>127205810
Thanks lad

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>>127207059
>Not again
How does he keep getting away with this?

>>127207059
probably just the heat desu

>>127206697
there's a bomb or two still on the loose, and if it was a pro device it's stable which means they can't rely on it blowing up in transit etc - they also found mass amounts of empty precursor containers.

it's going to be a long hot bank holiday of ramadan shenanigan...s. Birmingham, London, Manchester, Leeds i reckon

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fuck off trip danish trash

>>127207094
Being blatantly abandoned by the government might kick back some sense of independence from the state.

All governments have abandoned then including the current one, but if the kind of cabinet that Labour will put together gets any power, then it will be undeniable.

Has May been living in a bubble? Like, has she been paying no attention to international news?

Can't believe she was moaning about the leaked information from the Americans as if it's news to her.

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>>127206782
lmao quality post

>>127207162
Hello archive bot
What other sites do you archive because of clickbait?

>>127206615

Seems legit

>>127206837

You're either a troll or totally gullible m8. They hate us just as much as labour do and you're a traitor if you vote for either of them.

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>tfw the army and police are only on the streets to protect muslims and mosques during ramadamadingdon

>>127206713
Indeed. He invokes the Enoch Powell speech and how that was grossly understated by today's reality, then pretty much fucks up every argument the left would throw at pro-immigration with good old fashioned facts and mincy wit in breakdown after breakdown.
Available in all good bookshops, which is where I got my copy. You can google the ebook but have this for now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFBJyYZ1598

>>127207220
You're welcome smeghead.

I appreciate that all triplords must be exterminated, even you, lest the cancer return, but I'd maybe smile wistfully for a quarter of a second after pulling the trigger on you.

>>127207425
this is the truth

the shit we've been through with them going for mean islamaphobes is ramped up to 1000% this week.

>white cops unironically work with the gubermint to destroy their own country

>>127206927
Oh, for Fuck sake. Did he outright say so? No? Normal working, don't say it infer it so dumb fuckers think that's what you want. Then when you have power, you say but I didn't say that.
Remember Merkel, welcome refugees was ok till it went wrong, then I didn't say that.

>>127207094
> he thinks the middle class exists
> he thinks working class people are large men in string vests whom fix boilers

guess what bud, if you have to work in order to stay alive; ur working class. the middle class is a fiction designed to stop the most successful workers from identifying the route to ending generational wealth and wage slavery.

>>127207514
Our entire establishment is a Fifth Column. In fact all we have is one big column with '5' written on it.

>>127207433
Much obliged anon. I shall purchase this posthaste.
>>127207559
>Implying with our benefits system anyone has to work to live

>>127207425
the soldiers hate the muslims after they blew up people they knew in afiganistan. Anyway all the police are guarding in the town centers and not round mosques

>>127207059
>that picture
1 white person kek

https://twitter.com/LondonFire/status/868079372259000320/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mirror.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk-news%2Fwimbledon-fire-twenty-firefighters-called-10505074

>>127207425

It's to stop us infidels from going anywhere near them with pork

What if extremist muslim got into the armed police force and decided to go on a rampage with the his mp5?

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>>127207473
Thanks, means a lot

>>127207556
non native english speakers are not permitted to post in Brit/pol/, please redirect your browser to the gibbering majority section of the board. ta.

WHO /seriousjockin/ HERE

>>127207713
maybe they're all just covered in soot and ash?

>>127203214
>Fuck Europeans for making me fuck a tranny of my own volition

Wew

>>127207766
So I can converse with a Dick wit such as yourself. No thanks.

>>127207766
This does nothing about the Americans though anon. While Canada is totally and utterly without guile in being shit the lards remain our biggest threat.

Lardo delenda est

>>127207670
aye to be fair i just live on no job and no bennies, and eat extremely cheap food / spend the day reading and exercising. i live in a friend's spare room and do barter tasks around the apartment complex. sometimes i get petty cash but not much.

but, i have adequate access to the internet, women, shelter, food, etc.

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THE MANCHESTER BOMBER WAS REPORTED MULTIPLE TIMES 5 YEARS AGO BUT THE POLICE DID NOTHING!

GIVE US YOUR INTERNET, GOY! WE NEED IT TO FIND TERRORISTS! YOU HAVEN'T COMMITTED ANY CRIMES, HAVE YOU?

>>127207756
They wouldn't pass selection, same reason you don't see any armed Jewish officers.
The bacon trials are very tough.

>>127208035
stop savagely owning yourself in front everyone. it's embarrassing.

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Post your face if, by some miracle, Corbyn wins

>>127207758
You're welcome Rimmer.
>>127208098
If you don't mind my asking, why do you not sign on?

I went to the beach today and stared at loads of lovely arses and top-tier tits. I hope you lads also made the most of the weather.

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>>127206498
>I'm telling you why it happened, who caused it? Labour.
When Hitler saw his democratic parliament he was appalled. Two sides divided on opinion, constantly jeering, shouting, mocking, and the outcome was so little got done. This is why democracy is (((their))) chosen platform. It divides nations and allows us to blame others when things go wrong.

Imagine a parliament that did not have sides. The best man is voted in as constituency representative for his beliefs and not the colour of his tie. Coloured ties no longer exist. The nation not the party decides policy. Everything becomes transparent and policy is decided by the people by referendum, not by greedy politicians with an agenda or lobbyists, or blackmail.

If there was genuine political discourse Central banks that are privately owned would have been discussed as priority and removed by every democratic nation. This should tell you who pulls the strings. The govt are no longer representatives of the people. Wake up.

>>127208128
Unfortunately it's not enough to simply report someone.

>>127208233
Who says owning anymore? Are we in 2010 again?

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>>127208248

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>>127208086
>one American has set his sights on trolling Brit/pol/ so fucking hard that he's created multiple pastas that he posts every thread to derail all intelligent conversation and piss off the Brits to get (You)s
:)

>>127208098
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Strange-Death-Europe-Immigration-Identity-ebook/dp/B06XDV5R78

Free with an audible trial. Just do the trial and opt out once you've finished it.

>>127203873
If that terrorist sympathiser wins, the Britain is fucked, monumentally fucked. All because the Tories are actually like the Empire from Star Wars. May is literally Palpatine.

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>>127202810
"Terrorist" Attack has played right into Mummy May's hand.

Corbyn meanwhile is blaming the attack on our involvement in the middle east.

>>127208378
>oh no it's the phantom sharter lads
Anyway fuck off yank you have no power here.

>>127208490
>All because the Tories are actually like the Empire from Star Wars. May is literally Palpatine.
Kill your self manchild

>>127208444
Just bought it on Google books. Already reading it. Regardless, thanks mate you're a good lad.

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>>127208248

>BBC iPlayer only works in the UK. Sorry, it’s due to rights issues.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How can i watch last nights QT from outside the UK?

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>>127208571
I do too
*hops back into the shadows*

>>127208666

it's already up on goytube

>>127207420

The Tories are a far more patriotic party than Labour who actively employ cultural marxism.

Cameron was a liberal and he deserved what he got, but to say voting for the Tories who will deliver a Brexit or any of the others who won't is treacherous then you are a moron.

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>>127208248

>>127208589
Americans and irony...
Much like your demographics I always except the worst and yet you somehow under achieve on that.

>>127208666
Don't do it to yourself, it was a complete apologist cuck-fest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PNkar7Yjtk

That was the best bit. The other notable part was the black girl calling out Saudis.

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Vote UKIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8eh72REd_s

>>127208250
no i don't mind. for one thing, i don't need to sign on as described above. the extra money would be nice, but it's not necessary.

secondly other people need it more than i do - not full on bleeding heart MUH REFUGEES, but presumably there's some old woman that drove trucks for the RAF back in '45 who's got bed sores from not being turned often enough or some shit. keep the money and spend it on them.

thirdly i grew up v. poor (still am i guess but with hella degrees), and even with three children under 5 years old in his mid 20s, when he lost his job he refused to sign on. he did other things for money instead that he'd rather have not done. I can see it was basically just dad being prideful and young etc. but it still made an impression on me i can't shake. sorry for the essay.

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>>127208248

J-just heard a loud bang lads. They wouldnt attack Surrey would they?

>>127208759
Thanks bruv

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>>127207713

People are actually joking about the Wimbledon being burnt down by Jeramy Corbyn supporting terrorists.

They'll feel like real jerks soon like all those people joking about balloons before the extent of the Manchester incident became clear.

We need strong and stable leadership now more than ever. Don't let THAT MAN sneak into number 10.

(pic related it is Uncle Bulgaria, the wisest of all the Wombles of Wimbledon)

>>127208340
haha it's come all the way back round and is cool again, don't worry about it TOP DAWG

>>127208849
Commendable in its way I suppose. Depends what your end goal is. There's no point showing off your gold swimming certificate if someone is throwing a life ring at you as you escape a sinking ship

>>127208776

Do what you want mate, go ahead and vote for more ethnic suicide, terrorism and Israel/Saudi cocksucking. That nice Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like harry potter and everything, they must be patriotic. Fucking dupe.

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How much money should I give to Mummy lads? Maybe consecutive tens and units will be sufficient to determine the quantity.

My chequebook is open.

>>127208798
that sounded a lot better in your head bud

>>127208909
As long as they don't bomb the Borders it's fine with me :^)

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>>127207213
What, like you? You probably fluffed your exam by daydreaming about doing anal with Dutch hookers like you usually do

>>127209107
Your entire estate

>>127209052

Ah a black pill retard, thought so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2wMVgGnQiA

>15 years for trying to blow up the tube
>this is the new breed of terrorist MI5 has to deal with

>>127208233
Oh my, did I make you sad.
The post you initially reacted to, was just pointing out, that. A politicians armoury consists of verbal dexterity. To infer a popular position, while not actually supporting that position, is a common vote wining tactic.

>>127209107
Would you pay to fill Mum with cum Anon? If so, how much for a big spunky facial?

>>127209130
Either your proxy fell off or you've no.sense of humour.

Holy shit

Survation poll coming out later today has the Conservatives with LESS than a 5 point lead

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lolbertarians BTFO

My brother is a police officer and he just said he's voting for Labour.

>>127209274
Lmao the fuck is this autism

>>127209250

>literally wants to support the status quo
>anyone who sees both parties for what they are and wouldn't give either a teaspoon of cum if they were dying of thirst must be 'le blackpilled'

I've still got some hope for the future actually but it's not easy with useful idiots like you running around doing and thinking exactly as you're told while pretending it's 'sensible'

>>127209484
Your brother is a fucking lunatic then.

>>127209050
I'd prefer to think of it as looking around me and seeing people drowning, gasping for air or a flotation aid; instead of grasping and gulping with them, you can just stand up. it is only the shallow end of the pool after all.

I have friends, who i see regularly. I have hobbies. I excercise. blah blah i basically live a modified form of those NEET Supremacy memes -> i do what I want, but with the twist that almost everything i want i can actually do. I'm at peace with everything except the feeling I could be better deploying my potential to improve the world either by helping people or creating something great. As for family - i'll start having kids when i live in a country that's worthy of my children, and offers them something other than the nightmare factory of neolib kikecapitalism.

>>127209560

You completely miss the point, voting for Tories = Brexit, voting UKIP/Lab/LD/SNP/GRN/PC/Other = No Brexit.

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>>127209484
My brother is a police officer and he just told me to ignore blunt and creepy 1pbtid shills.

>>127208815
>We don't know if it was given offically
>So it's OK and we're going to ignore it
What if I, without being part of an organisation, decide to shoot up the mosque, is that OK because it wasn't officially endorsed by anyone?

>>127209484
Is he that genderfluid one who turns up as a guy one day and a tranny the next?

>>127209484
tell him to off himself in the process

>>127209274
Holy shit, you're Stephen dunsby

>>127209370
>labour Majority happens
>labour fuck up brexit
>???
>1000 year tory reich next election

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My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't Brits just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?

22 dead Brits is nothing compared to the carnage you guys caused in the Crusades.

Personally I'm tempted to just not vote or spoil my ballot.

>>127209107
You're fucking retarded if you donate to one of the major parties, especially with the amount of billionaire donors they have.

>>127209484
Your brother must be bored at work and wants more crime to deal with. Perhaps door-knocking working-class boomers over their anti-immigrant tweets isn't fuelling his passion anymore.

>>127209747
Look lads... Pakis... thousands of 'em. Don't shoot til you see the whites of their eyes....

>>127209747
>My wifes son is African.

>>127209107
>You can give £5000, just like that
Be a good goy and do it
>>127209621
I don't think a vote for the BNP is a vote for no Brexit

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>>127209777
Fuck. Nice digits. Guess I'm not donating after all lad. Just wanted an excuse to write a cheque desu.

>>127209283
>To infer a popular position, while not actually supporting that position, is a common vote winning tactic.

you mean 'To imply...' the rest isn't great either, but you'll have an easier time communicating if you focus on clarity in your writing. all the best

>>127209766
Spoil it.

>>127209747
Why do you keep posting this bloke.

>>127209881
A vote for the BNP means you might as well not vote.

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>>127209864
10/10

>>127209747
No, actually, multiculturalism in first-world countries doesn't benefit third-world countries. Surely Somalia needs the masses of brain surgeons and nuclear scientists more than we do.

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>Anyone who clings to the historically untrue and thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler could referee and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.

>>127209621

brexit is a con, in or out we'll still be completely replaced in the long run while we carry on voting for these puppets. Or do you actually believe that once we're out they won't say 'and now it's time to give those places to our beloved Commonwealth brothers and sisters...'?

Do the Andrew Neil interviews have any impact? How many watched Theresa's interview on Monday?

>>127209747
Someone edit the last and 2nd to last part and post it in /ptg/

>>127209484

He wants to be paid 30p an hour or whatever it was?

>>127209747
its weird how nothing on that list is from a mudshit hell hole. i guess theres not alot of room in ur life for suicide bombs and pedophilia

>>127209747
I really hope this is bait and you're not serious about the whole crusades thing...

>>127209881
>non-white voting BNP

M A D M A N

Overpopulation is a real problem desu

LABOUR SURGE
>LABOUR SURGE
LABOUR SURGE
>LABOUR SURGE
LABOUR SURGE
>LABOUR SURGE
LABOUR SURGE
>LABOUR SURGE

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>My car is English
What is this the 1970's?

>>127209984
Okay Chauncey, I'll vote Tory now.

>>127203807
CHIKI CHIKI FUNKY CALIFORNIA BEAT YEAH WITH DA FLEA BASS

#LabourFTW

#RacistsGetOut

>>127209881
Lad if you deny that a two party system is the reality you need to get a grip tbqh.

We have a unique opportunity to crush the commie left for a generation and every vote for "anything but the Tories" is a vote for that.

>>127209881

Yes it is because the BNP have no chance of getting in so it = Other.

>>127210052

Be as pessimistic as you want the facts are that we will have control of our borders once we leave the EU, then the government has no excuse.

>>127210064
I didn't bother, I just watched what you lads and others were saying about it.

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>that new T H I C C lass that's doing Coast v Country right now

wew

I'd let her find me a house in the country

And by "find me a house in the country" I mean "shit in my bolognese so I can mix it in"

>>127210200
>South Africa
>Pro-diversity

>>127210115
It's the biggest overall problem we face, and only exacerbates everything terrible going on in the world m8. Cities were a mistake.

>>127210064
Andrew Neil single-handedly destroyed the Tory lead in the polls with his interview.
I dread to think how Corbyn will perform.

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>>127210141
Yes

>>127210286
>cities
>mistake

Are you retarded?

>>127210141
>not owning a true patrician car that dies every time you take it further than the end of your drive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNCAcKybSfE

>>127209766
Bernie can still win

>>127210344
primitivists never know what is is they're actually asking for

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What's going to happen lads? I'm genuinely slightly terrified at the prospect of a Corbyn government.
The Tories are cunts, but I fucking hate communists and their ilk.

>>127210344
Arthur c Clark predicted that humans will branch off into two. One high tech city dwellers and one forest living natural stinking hippy types

>>127210203
>The last coalition ended 2 years ago
>??
>We have a 2 party system
>Oy, vey we have a unique opportunity to crush what's left of our poor democracy for a generation

>>127210497
The Tories will still win

>>127210111
I want the repatriation gibs

>>127204318
>If you don't like corbyn you must be a fucking murderous TOR
How to spot a momentum shill 101, take notes friends.
Remember to gaslight them by saying you're going to vote for labour so they think they're spending their time wisely on this board.

>>127209969
Fair enough, it is left to the voter to infer, from the politicians statements, erroneously. None the less, unless a politician makes a clear statement on a subject. Support for that subject should nor be inferred

>>127209587
I don't know what he's thinking. The only comforting thought is that since we live in London our votes don't really matter anyway.

>>127210497
Someone needs to do an Alien vs Predator spoof poster for this election.

>labour has actually caught up and has a real chance of winning

BRITPOL???

would anyone here ACTUALLY live somewhere else if Corbyn got a majority

>>127210497
Hung parliament and unofficial Coalition of Chaos hopefully

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>>127210344
Living in such close confines with one another ruins us all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM
>>127210429
True

>>127210497
Vote Tory then. There are many, even well-regarded, people who still think that the Tories will win in a landslide despite these polls, but I wouldn't risk it. I don't want to have to vote Tory, but it's something I'm willing to do if it avoids a Corbyn government.

test

>>127210210

They had no excuse to keep increasing mass immigration after promising to cut it either, they don't need one. I promise you the SECOND the tories know they're secure all the wishy-washy lip-service they've given about 'hurr if you think you're a citizen of everywhere you're a citizen of nowhere' will go straight down the toilet. They exist solely to keep the status quo going, no other reason.

Nobody even voted for Theresa May to be PM. Democracy in this country!

>>127210665
If I was older and stable, I definitely would (France probably, but the ultimate goal is USA). But I'm 18 and starting university later this year so I can't.

>>127210291
Predictions:
>No mention of how funds will be raised other than vague mentions of increasing taxes the tories have cut
>Gets visibly angry
>Leans forward
>"No, what i'm saying is ...." and continues to say mumble something incredibly vague
>Says something ridiculously retarded along the lines of Hamas and Hezbollah have a political motivation and as such the violence is justified

screencap this

>>127210241
we're all christians in the eyes of christ lad

>>127210641
I'd prefer to forget about that steaming mound of shite.

>>127210763
Fuck off

>>127210665
Why? It would be fucking hilarious

Zimbabwe? Child's play

Weimar Republic? Fucking tutorial level mate

Corbyns Britain will lead the way in utter glorious disasters and well worth watching

>>127210830
>France
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Netherlands or Poland desu

Threat level will no doubt be lowered to Severe by the end of the day.

>>127210816
No your right, we didn't.

But we did vote for the Conservative Party you fucking muppet of which she is a member of.

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>>127206001

>Mummy May > Commie Corbyn

t. Tory neoliberal shill

>>127210932
your mums head level will no doubt be lowered to my dick by the end of the day

>>127210932
They have tried to prep all the hospitals for a disaster

>>127210932

They wouldn't elevate it and then lower it before all the events taking place over the weekend.

>>127210879
But I speak French and know the country very well, so it's like a natural second home. I could get used to the Auvergne scenery very easily.

>>127210932
Tommorow:
>Ramadan
>Gay pride festival
>My Birthday
>FA cup final
That shit's not getting lowered until tuesday

>>127210932
It will be lowered when the remaining bombs are recovered.

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>>127209747
With full multiculturalism and globalisation there is no need for national identity:
My dog is from Zone A
My coffee is from Zone B
My IT is Zone C

Eventually zoning will be void too:
My car is from World PLC
My food is from World PLC

Once everything is owned and your culture and identity destroyed:
Everything is owned by World PLC
I am owned by World PLC
My soul is owned by World PLC

There's an elephant in the room. Do you see it yet?

>>127210862
thank you!

>>127211197
No problem

>>127211055
No, they haven't. NHS England wanted to make sure hospitals in major cities were ready for a terrorist incident due to the threat level being critical.

Doesn't mean the NHS has been told to by the government, it's just planned procedure in this event.

The Met Police commissioner just said he believes they've mopped up most of the network, and made significant finds (i.e. other bombs) at the properties they've raided.

This specific happening is over.

>>127210665
Honestly I was planning to get a job abroad whilst gaining enough experience to start my own company but If his manifesto is actually implemented I would unironically start the company in another country desu.

Fuck having my income taxed to a ridicious degree by the government so they can spend it on gibs. Tax avoidance would be justifiable if he gets his way.