Brit/pol/ Keeping up Appearances Edition

Every tory kys immediately. it's the kinder option considering what's about to happen to you

where is your empire you fucking cucks

>>127196790
Posting before the last thread autosages because #yolo

Hey lads as you probably remember I've been on holiday here in America for the last week and I thought I'd give you an update on where I've been thus far:

>Boston
flew in here, the people have funny Brit-like accents (similar to the northerner niggers back home) and are overall nice people

>New York
Very nice and multicultural, reminds me of home. Great food, lots of flavour compared to our cuisine.

My thoughts on America so far: I would love to live here permanently since Americans are the nicest and most honest and trustworthy people especially compared to us Brits and they are the military powerhouse of the world who could kick our arses any day of the week.

Im working on getting a work visa atm, but if I absolutely have to move back to England I will try my absolute hardest to make Britain more like America. They are literally the land of the free and the greatest country in the world!

Fuck the Queen I want to live in America forever!

I guess AMA if you want!

>>127196995

>allowing the tripfag to make another thread with a roll image or anime garbage...

>>127196948
same way you stop watching anime, have a mental age in double figures

Triplords are the best thread craftsmen.

>>127196943
Where is yours?

>>127196919
shoo shill

>>127196943

If you look at the top HNI rated places to live you'll find quite a lot of the colonies we created there Slav.

>>127197216
EU

>>127196943
>where is your empire you fucking

what is what you never had, subhuman slav.

>>127197010
Forgot trip

Can't bring myself to vote Tory this time round.

Tim Aker's getting my vote, which is probably as good as a spoiled ballot sadly.

>>127196943
it comes out of your mouth and through your keyboard every time you want to interact with the world at large.

you swim through english like a mammal in water, we are like fish. that's why we gave it all up - the linguistic-cognitive empire created by OUR language being the primary language and OUR legal-ethical system being the base system for the global hegemonic power. We won. Do you understand? We conquered a third of the globe, and satisfied sat back and set the board back up for the children to play. now we just potter around the international household rambling and occasionally selling shivs to the saudi lads next door

>>127197148
Desu senpai, take this cunt for example, he made the thread but without a - seperating "Brit/pol/" and the edition name, and he had a capital e for "edition".

Clearly he doesn't know how to post properly and is a newfag.

>>127196943
t irrelevant cuck country

>>127197301
i bet you are also proud about making good life to yours wifes black son

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Can't believe the beeb let these heroes stay on air so long

>>127196919
Id kill u first

>>127196790
Parents used to watch reruns of this on PBS. How cucked was this guy? Also why is British humour so /comfy/

>>127197304
Lmao you have no fucking power in the EU you are a shitty little third world country

>>127197421
That episode where they run Auschwitz Birkenau was pretty funny, with the "to me to you" shoving jew corpses into the ovens.

>>127197010
>Im working on getting a work visa atm

Doing what? Don't you need to be highly skilled to get an American visa?

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Reminder that this will be our next Home Secretary

>>127197540
i have 8 inch dick tho

>>127197290
you do realise it only matters if a shill is a shill if what they are saying isn't true. because if it's true it literally doesn't matter if i'm a shill or not. this is not disinfo, normies are ALREADY identifying with corbyn's speech today and this weekend is going to firm the decision in a lot of peoples minds.

if labour are seen as the secure, peaceful option the scotlads might even stop huffing glue long enough to not fuck everything up voting for the SNP

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>>127197370

It's separated by a space you fucking autist, if someone searches "brit" it will come up, that's the whole point.

>>127197332


Fair enough, Tories are going to walk it though.

>>127197604

Because people need to be shown that if they don't go and vote you'll end up with fucking COrbyn.

>>127197315

>lollies
>ice cream

pick one, those hybrid things are fucking nasty

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>>127197010
>>127197328
>>127197538
Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

i am going, you can close this thread without me

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It's Michaels birthday. Lets club together and get him a rentboy.

>>127197660
No you dont you have a 2 inch cock

>>127197604
It's to scare/encourage people to waste their vote.

>>127197304
AHHAHAHAHHAHA good luck with your bureaucrats.

>>127197604
Soft tories, recent terror attack, margin of error, sampling problems etc.

A few more weeks of Labours election campaign will work it out, it not the polls will do it anyway. I don't expect Labour to get even 30% of the vote share.

>>127197748
That's a hate crime

>>127197812
your gf would love getting that slav kelbasa

>>127197804
Hahahah u wot m8 4 day weekend for Memorial Day all hours are American hours now

>>127197885

Corbyn's popularity ratings are still below 30%, that's the important part that is going to fuck many Labour MPs.

>>127197315
>Tfw no more cola Calippo
Probably strawberry Cornetto

>>127197920
Sorry My gf doesn't no like beastialty

>++++REMINDER++++<
+++++REMINDER+++++

There are coordinated Momentum shills in this thread

Do not reply to pro-Labour posts

Do not engage with marxists

Vote UKIP or Independent, or tory if it means putting a Labour MP on jobseekers'

>>127197718

>Tories are gonna walk it

I know mate, it's depressing as Jackie has done a fucking terrible job, only concerned with pushing her profile and to hell with the constituents.

>>127197913

NOT ONE DROP OF 'EXOTIC' JUICE SHALL SULLY THE PURE WHITENESS OF MY WHIPPY

EIN FLAKE, EIN FEAST, EIN CORNETTO

am i going to regret having a wank in this weather?

It's too hot and humid lads. Absolutely scorching in the sun today and I slept like shit last night. I need it to rain hard so this humidity can fuck off.

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The most fierce fighter to ever take to the skies in the name of the Luftwaffe.

Anyone else think UKIPs manifesto is flawless? signing up to deliver leaflets round my area now

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>>127198042

watching last nights QT, this is horrendous

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Just got a Labour leaflet through my door. THIS is their candidate.

>>127198135
Nostalgia hitting me hard af right now.

>>127198201
just watch based leaflet man and avoid the rest

>>127198167
It was golden. Sadly Nuttall is not.

>>127198167
it's spot on
shame not everyone can vote for them

>>127198201

Got to the bit where the muzzie denies the propaganda leaflet and Dimblebot tries to shut down the guy bringing it up?

>>127198263
Oy vey!

>>127198201

Aye lad - the only saving graces were based leaflet man and based Muslim qt.

>>127198263
(((THE NOSE)))

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>>127198059
FEAST IS CHOCO

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r8

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>>127198263

>>127198305
>>127198201
I also enjoyed the panic when they went to a black muslim and she disagreed with them

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>>127197315

Don't be gay, lad.

>>127198338
>Based Muslim

Does not compute, Error Message 9117722

>>127197653
I'm a very highly skilled Engineer and I don't even know if I'll get in because America picks only the best of the best, unlike our home country who lets in niggers and pakis

>>127198363
Just had a feast after lunch lad, top choice.

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Life hacked my hot tub, thoughts

>>127198042
there are also uncoordinated people who are pro Corbynite labour who are nothing to do with any group or organisation. I am one, and i'm sure there are a few others.

If you want to know why Corbyn is gaining massive ground on the Tories watch his speech from this morning. People know he is right on this, that the Tories cannot keep us secure OR peaceful, and that there is more to life than cheap electronics and veterans and the elderly dying in their own filth because the tories sold them out and you supported it.

Believe in something other than capital, raise your family and provide for them materially, but also emotionally, morally, and physically. Be a man, and defend the worker, not the globalist who gets rich off his sweat.

enough of this shit. Tarquin doesn't need another helicopter for his birthday. get a fucking grip on yourselves.

>>127198473
Just go to a sanctuary city and wait until Trump loses in 2020.

>>127198404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2vRERTMdiY

>>127198201

you're in for a treat m8

>that leaflet could have come from anywhere!
>yeah but it didn't it came from didsbury mosque
>no the lady's right it's irrelevant MOVING ON

plus Andy Burnham being such a disgusting gigacuckold he made Owen Jones look like Enoch Powell

There's a Survinator poll coming out later today that apparently has the gap between the Tories and Labour LESS than 5 points

>>127198537
Looks comfy af, not sure about the water being heated though.

>>127196790
Why is France such a swarthy shithole lads?

>>127198473
That's because they can police an ocean, America's land borders are hopeless currently. I doubt even Trump will change that.

>>127198543
Tarquin votes Labour and attends refugee welcome events

>>127198548
God that made me laugh, cheers mate

>>127198537
>my
you spelt mummy and daddy's wrong mate. Reminder they've shagged in that

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>>127198543
22 DEAD CHILDREN

>>127198592
If Corbyn won this election then I promise brit/pol/ I will chop off my toes. Screencap this.

When's this new Survation poll meant to be out then

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>>127196790

Next OP add OMRLP policies link after UKIP's manifesto, please.

https://www.loonyparty.com/proposals/policies-a-z/

>>127196919
On the 8th I will be here to poke your defeated ego with a stick, and taste your tears.

>>127198574

Him stealing that "white extremist/ not all whites are KKK" analogy to defend muslims was particularly cringeworthy/ infuriating

>>127198592
Okay this is getting silly.

Can you imagine Corbyn as a PM? Jesus christ

>>127198597
Bits of it are beautiful. The British expat community dotted around the South, owning vineyards and the odd chateau is a god tier community.

Shame about the rest of the country though. France is lost on the French.

>>127197315
mfw got a girl to suck solero off my cock whilst in the bath, good times

>>127198544
Trump won't lose in 2020 because most people here love him.

Heck even I'd vote for him because he was the one who got Brexit passed for us.

INFORMATION ON WHY THE THREAT LEVEL IS STILL AT CRITICAL:


>Sky News Crime Correspondent Martin Brunt: "I think, it seems to me, that the police either have evidence - or are just very, very concerned about the possibility - of other bombs.

>"A bomb, more bombs... we know from the Americans that the bomb that went off here on Monday was a homemade device made of parts that you can buy on the high street - hair dye, hydrogen peroxide, other simply obtained elements.

>"We know that Abedi has - or is thought to have - a network of contacts.

>"The police really believe that those other contacts are prepared - well that's a given - but have the capability to launch other similar attacks.

>"That's why the high alert level is continuing."
I knew that had to be the case; primarily because a bomb made using TATP isn't as concerning to security forces as one made of semtex, ammonium nitrate, plastic explosive, or TNT. TATP is made by terror cells without any other option, due to its instability.

>>127198661
Hahahaha kekd and checked lad

>>127198410
That was fun. They tried to shut it down incredible hard

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>>127198263
Christ and my UKIP candidate is Redvers Cunnigham

>>127198766
>>127198574
>>127198574
>plus Andy Burnham

listen carefully, you can hear him telling David to intervene and shut it down.

https://twitter.com/foxnews/status/867785607782608897

>he wuz a terorist
>not a Muss-lim
Fucking cunts.

>>127198792
Oh don't get me wrong, I like him too, but he will lose in 2020, the DNC will have time to get their shit together and there will be distinctly less voter apathy amongst the left next time around.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/6d8s3t/ukip_2017_manifesto/

Ledditors actually seem to like the UKIP manifesto

>>127198592

Not Survinator, I meant Survation

>>127198896
>Redvers
Never heard this before

>>127198978
its bad tho

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>>127197812
If your cock doesn't scrape on the floor it's hardly worth calling it a cock.
This is why I'm voting Corbyn.

>>127198978
because its a brilliant manifesto.

>>127198978
would be hard to even pretend not to like it

>>127198651
hurr and I bet you think a heart surgeon isn't working class because he drives a nice car. christ you people are stupid.

it's not about the midle class kids fcking around studying lesbian geology and critical theory at uni, or the nu-males with stupid hair and a fidget spinner - if those people need to work to avoid destitution and death they are working class.

there is a whole class of people who manipulate, illegally propagate, and coast off of generational wealth, and they will do literally anything to keep that position - they never even did anything of value. They are parasites - let's cut em off and split the loot, because they have broken society for the vast majority of normal people.

discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/A6WU2zr

>>127199010
>If your cock doesn't scrape on the floor it's hardly worth calling it a cock.
Does it count if I chop my legs off?

>>127199045
Nice honeypot gchq

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>>127198934
Burnham is a kike

>>127197658
>I couldn't identify as British
At least I agree with her on something

>>127199037
Heart surgeons aren't working class because they have a qualifying profession - they're middle class.

>>127198978
Because it is an extraordinarily sensible manifesto. Shape it was written by a party on the way out, because had they promoted this in 2015, at their peak really, they would certainly have won a couple of seats.

Oh Shiii

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 38% (-5)
LAB: 38% (+4)
LDEM: 8% (-)
UKIP: 4% (-)

(via @Survation / 24 - 25 May)
Phone method.

>>127199037
>Generational Wealth

NIGGER ALERT.

Fuck off ur not getting any Reperations.

>>127199037
>let's cut em off and split the loot
>implying they won't take the loot with them
>implying they don't contribute more to your precious social programs and safety nets than the rest of the population combined
The mind of the redistributionist is a strange and incomprehensible thing

>thinking Corbyn will win
>thinking the armed forces wont start a coup and send him to Ireland in bits

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https://youtu.be/qymU1sRgB2w

Peter Hitchens says willies

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And of course rounding things out is the man who blacked the home secretary. What a choice.

>>127199192
Liar.

LBC talking about Mosque leaflets

>>127198167

It's a sad day when the most right wing candidate I can vote for is a Remain backing Tory in one of the safest Tory seats in England.

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>Corbyn & Hard-Left fawning over Socialist Venezuela (Before Collapse)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSIQAKpaR20

>>127199269

Delet

wonder how race war would play out
i imagine most of it would be localised to cities (bradford would exteriminate whites, white cities would exterminate muslims), then after the city is dominated by one of the races, they'd go on the defensive
i find it unlikely that a city would have the resources to make an attack on a neighbour
london would be a mess and might end up divided by the thames

>>127199269
what did they say?

>>127199251
Is he a brexiteer at least?

>>127199303
spoilt ballot with UKIP written in

>>127199233
I had a dream last night there was a sex scandal involving him.

Woke up in a cold . sweat, had to check the news to ensure it wasn't true.

/STILL MORAL/

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>>127199251
Sorry almost forgot, Green Party

>>127198788
That's fucking gay my dude.
You didn't even get to eat the solero yourself.
What a waste

>>127198978
Ugh, Accidentally click a plebbid link, accidentally read redditor comments, acidentally kill myse

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/who-will-win-general-election-2017-latest-polls-odds-tracker/

Telegraph poll tracker (last updated yesterday) still has a 10 point lead for Tories. What do they know?

>>127199192
>posting fake news
>feeding the momentum shills
Will you please fuck off

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>Ywn observe space with the King

>>127198669
your post doesn't mean anything.

but since you were trying to communicate i'll respond in kind. your picture proves my point, and so does your text.

let's STOP THE WARS and focus on IMPROVING LIFE FOR OUR CITIZENS because 30 years of wage rises and 1600% of the value of the real estate market has been STOLEN FROM WORKING PEOPLE BY (((GLOBAL CAPITAL)))

it's not particularly difficult. it's a good idea. everyone wants this. no more stupid wars that cost trillions of dollars. just knuckle down as a country and a nation to solve our problems like adults. we can literally do so, but only if people like you can see past the memes, and the absurd media nonsense, to the question at the actual heart of politics; namely, what kind of country do you want to live in?

>>127199388
That the Saudis only fund the custard creams and not the leaflets.

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>>127197718

>>127199518
>not the saudis
That just means its worse cos we can't deport or halt funding

>>127198777
>Can you imagine Corbyn as a PM?

A lot of people can, that's why Labour are climbing in the polls. The Tories haven't caught up with the fact that people have seen through both the Strong and Stable and Corbyn would make a bad PM memes.

As these were their only tactics they're fucked, especially when Labour use a catchy song like this in their last few weeks of campaigning:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEoxGJ79PMs

>random balloon pop in the background of the bbc report from manchester
>someone screams

People need to cool down.

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ITT: Post your MP

Just remembered having sex ed in primary school and the instructor was grabbing my friends balls trying to give him an erection to show the class

>>127198934
Oh god he is so much fucking worse, i thought you guys were exagerating but i've never seen a politician this cucked before. Jesus fucking christ.

>>127198831
This suggests that as long as there's anyone in the country who knows how to make TATP, there will be troops on the street.

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>>127198661

>>127199512
>what kind of country do you want to live in?
Not one that holds itself responsible for terror attacks on its own soil, invites in an unlimited number of foreign nationals every year and takes wealth from people who have earned it to pay for services and programs they don't use
Therefore I will not be voting Labour

>>127199389
Yes, and he told Alistair Campbell and others they were deluded and remainers should shut up and move on.

>>127198042
UKIP or a spoiled ballot 2bh, dont know how anyone can be here and vote for the party that signed us onto the EU in the first place.

>>127199723

Yeah, that's normal mate. We all had sex education

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>Does it count if I chop my legs off?
It's a shame that I have a strict no reply to tripfag rule because some of them seem okay. It is a shame that they prefer not to adhere to anonymity and prefer to be Dick Heads.

>>127199512
Nah, lets stop letting in Muslims and let our Armed Forces take out Muslims in foreign country who might be a threat to our Nation, how about that??

How about we don't elect a Man who is pro Islamist?

I want to live in a country where my friends and family are safe from the threat of Islam. A man who supports the false, vassal state for Terrorism, called Palestine is not going to deliver that

>>127199712

> Greg Hands

Sounds like a condition you would get after working at a bakery for too long.

>>127196790
It was comfy Sunday mid-afternoon viewing, but Keeping Up Appearances is a terrible show to binge watch as every episode is practically the same.

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>>127199411
this face will haunt my dreams....

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>>127199712

>>127199192
10/10 made me pause

>>127199010
Well you don't get lower than Diane Abbott.

>>127199733
No, reading between the lines it appears more likely that the security services have actual intelligence that he made more than one bomb, and these have been distributed to others in his network. The frightening thing is that they have found n more bombs other than the one he blew up, while the amount of precursor used indicates mroe than one bomb has been produced, and is at this point presumably missing. Either that, or he just wasted loads of precursor.

It wouldn't be anyone with the knowledge, because In that case they would have to round up every person with a chemistry degree. It's frighteningly trivial to make a device like the one he used, unfortunately.

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>>127199712
He's a brexiteer

>>127199856
I think most sitcoms are like to an extent. How long is Keeping Up Appearances? most good sitcoms are short desu

>>127199192

SHALL I BEGIN MAKING A BRITPOL REACTIONS MEGA IMAGE?

starting with people posting the Tory 50% polling
>landslide, coronation, 1000 year tory reich

then these posts
>why is labour gaining?, Tory still secure (eg/ >>127197718)

then the posts where Corbyn catches up in polls and they get desperate
>literally fuck corbyn

then the final GE result where corbyn wins and ToryBrit/pol/ gets BTFFFFO

>>127199959
>become a female MP they said
>it will be empowering they said

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>>127199778
Should have just hired out are Nellie, lad.

>>127200064

Fuck me lads, red surge, only 10+ points between them. Labour victory assured.

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>>127199824

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>>127196790
>mfw
>
\x

>>127200159
It's down to 5 points now.

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its ok the uk is going to be A ok . ;)

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>>127200064
Like it or not there's an undeniable SURGE for the Lib Dems.

Granted, it's a surge downwards, but still.

>>127199156
the middle class is a spook invented by jews to confuse the working class people who did well that they were actually not working class and in fact somehow part of the capital-class. to some degree this myth has been propped up by the artificial inflation of rent and house prices in this country by 6-8x - some working class people were able to make it into the rent collector zone, but like i say this is purely an artefact of the housing bubble (of course that's why the tories must protect the bubble at all costs because it underpins the lie).

If you weren't born rich, and you aren't one of the miniscule people in this country who become rich, you will have to work in order to survive. We call that being working class.

If you don't have to work to survive - bingo! you aren't working class.
>>127199196
cool argument
>>127199229
i think you misunderstand what i mean by 'cut em off'
>thinking there will be anywhere to hide

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>>127196790
brits and non brits, do you realize we're ready for a second manchester today?
we were ready for it yesterday already
the immune system reaction has been expressed, yadayada not all muslims you know the drill, those mean white racist cis het men and all
the collective vagina is ready for the next thrust already
in fact they're waiting for it

>>127200190
Will you cunts stop it with this shit

It's one poll of dubious credibility, the tory lead is still in the low to mid teens

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>>127197010
Hey, you cheeky Monkey, I'm from the North!

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>>127200017
Are you sure about that, laddie?

>>127200271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oQ_tbf6j2A

>>127200287
Looks like its made of clay

>>127200271
what tory lead?

>kekkles cakes desu

>>127200271
I think the poll is a few points off, but the shift is toward labour, and moving fairly quickly.

The question now is how the Manchester bombing will effect things, and how Corbyn performs again Andy Neil.

>>127200287

TOMAS!!!

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Corbyn is going to be PM.

>>127200237

honestly the most terrifying part of this whole election is waiting to see what Tim 'poof pulverizer' Farron does when he doesn't win and his mind snaps. I could see him just walking out of the house and ending anyone in tight jeans until the SWAT team brings him down

>>127200255
Are you an unironic commie or some sort of retarded natsoc who thinks the socialism part can come before the nationalism part without everything going to shit

Not that it matters, clearly you're a moron either way

>>127200319
God I love Harry and Paul.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY18em5GRW4

>>127200287
Ok then Diane Abbott with her make-up off.

>>127200397
>but the shift is toward labour
They've fallen back since the bombing, read the breakdown of the polling data instead of just the headline figures.

>>127200319
>if you don't believe outlier headline figures from a yougov online poll you're a tory cheerleader
You people will be the death of me

This absolute cunt on LBC

>IS are just doing tit for tat attacks
>Mohammed's expansion from Arabia was just tit for tat

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>>127196919
>it's the kinder option considering what's about to happen to you

What about the dairy milk option?

BREAKING: Lib Dems and Labour have agreed to merge parties

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>>127197010
i have bad news for you george

>>127200434

>Dianne "I can't identify as British" Abbott is going to be in charge of immigration

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>>127199798

You mean the
>the false, vassal state for Terrorism, called Palestine
that Israel funds to keep them just how they are.

Make yourself not ignorant:
>I couldn't insert a link to isrealtoday because 4chan thinks my post is spam.

https://www.google.com/search?q=israel+funds+hamas&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjalKby4Y3UAhXDz4MKHf2gBS4Q_AUICSgA&biw=1086&bih=678&dpr=1.25

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>>127200434

Came down, we still have the high ground.

I was going to vote UKIP but if the polls keep closing I'll reinforce the Tories.

>>127200178
He was a paedophile funnily enough.

>>127199745
is this irony. what did the wall mart heirs do to earn their money? what did anyone who inherits multiple billions of dollars do to deserve that?

you are so so simple minded that it's painful. And while i'm insulting your intelligence

> invites in an unlimited number of foreign nationals every year
lmao hey man what's unlimited multiplied by 'every', just doing a quick calculation of how many immigrants are here

>>127200740
>I was going to vote UKIP but if the polls keep closing I'll reinforce the Tories.
>Being this easily manipulated

The state of the children that post ITT.

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>>127196943
Technically it's still true that the sun never sets on it, since our most easterly territory is the British Indian Ocean territory (Diego Garcia base) at GMT+6 and the most westerly is the Pitcairn islands at GMT-8.

>>127199798
lol i don't know where you are from bud but i can tell you are fersure not a native english speaker, so opinion discarded desu

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>>127199712

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>>127200837

The Tories are going to win anyway lad, my vote was always going to be a protest vote to remind them that May saying she'll lower immigration doesn't mean anything to me.

But a protest vote won't mean much if Labour somehow scrape it or we have a hung parliament and Brexit gets derailed.

I reckon may will wait for a few days yet, till closer to election day. Before bringing out the Brexit guns and sinking Corbin.

>>127198042

Fucking kys nigger.

Labour will win.

>>127200094
absolutely you should.

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>>127200724
>But Israel do it so it's Bad!

I haven't seen many Terrorist attacks from Israel in the UK recently have you?

I can tell your some sort of Shitskin, sort urself out, no one thinks ur cool for supporting Labour, Corbyn would be the death of this country

>>127200740
i remember that summer of Nuts, Zoo magazine, Abi Titmuss and peter Kay

>UK politicians let Manchester go form 100% English to 40% Muslim
>Manchester gets attacked by radical homegrown terrorists
>retarded brits blame unrelated arabs instead of their retarded liberal politicans

why is the United Cuckdom so stupid?

>>127200798
Are you seriously asserting that people are only entitled to wealth they have earned personally while simultaneously advocating the redistribution of wealth to people who have not earned it

Your entire philosophy is broken lad

>lmao hey man what's unlimited multiplied by 'every', just doing a quick calculation of how many immigrants are here
>every migrant who IS ENTITLED to come here WILL come here
Maybe if you actually think about what you're saying you'll make less of a fool of yourself

>>127201105
Devenport, Mexicans, etc

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>>127200679
OH FUCK IT'S TRUE

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Lads, we really need to vote Tory. Don't waste your vote on UKIP.

>>127201105

> USA has a fresh start
> Lets the whole country go 60% white

Runs in the family I suppose.

>>127201105
His parents came from Libya you dense yank

>>127201024
>if Labour somehow scrape it

They WON'T. The polls are fucking bullshit designed to get tactical/protest voters to reinforce the Tories, resulting in a fucking landslide.

>>127200798
>working hard during your life to give your children the best start in life is immoral
k

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>>127201258
who is "we"?

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>>127201209
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/20/tim-farron-rules-lib-dem-labour-pact-toxic-jeremy-corbyn/

>>127201274

Hmmm...

Who should I believe? A poll of polls made up of many independent organisations or some 14 year old on 3 chins?

>>127201258
I ain't voting for that bitch. UKIP it is the only option.

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>tfw knew a girl who died in Manchester attacks.

It's time to take this country back lads.

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Oy vey it looks like (((Labour))) are close in the (((polls))).
Don't risk voting UKIP! Vote (((Conservative))) for a strong and stable country!

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PAY UP, BRITS
You ain't leaving before you pay your debts. Don't make it hard for you, this doesn't need to end up bloody for you.

>>127201274

>the fact that people still fall for this

They might as well just say 'vote for us or a GIANT will come and he will EAT YOU UP oh no!', it's fucking embarrassing

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>>127201258
No chance

>>127201258
I'm voting UKIP in the hopes it will put a fire up the Shailesh Vara's arse

>>127196790
Why the fuck didn't they do anything if they knew

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>>127201421
>Calls others 14
>Still believes polls

>>127201492
Pay blitz reparations

>>127201263
I know. What a shame.

Hopefully the Russian/Eurasian Empire will inherit some of our legacy.

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>>127201459

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>Labour shills trying to get Brit/pol/ to vote UKIP so the Tories don't win and Brexit can be stopped

Sad!

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>>127201492

No.

>>127201421
>A poll of polls made up of many independent organisations
Every single poll of polls available shows the tories with a 10%+ lead

>>127201532

I didn't say I believed them, I said they were a better source of information than keyboard warriors.

>>127201553
We owe you nothing, you pay your debts or else we invade your pathetic little island. You can make this easy for you, just pay. You can't defeat whole mainland Europe.

>>127201582
>Tory doesn't realise he is the shill

>>127197340
Top kek

>>127201448
Which one?

>>127201448
>take this country back

from whom, exactly? All of these regions are run by white British. White British tories run the government, and therefore immigration policy. You aren't even held back by a constitution that enforces diversity.

White British WANT their children to be killed by muslims. Anything to avoid being called racist or islamophobic

>>127201704
Hahaha you can try fagget

>>127201526
Because they want it to happen. Don't forget about the globalist agenda. They're getting us used to martial law for the future police state. All this ISIS shit is just a catalyst of their disposal. Divide and conquer.

Problem. Reaction. Solution.

>>127201735
Sorrell, she was from Leeds

>>127201258
No, UKIP deserve my vote so they are getting it

>>127201704
Invade us and Russia will snake up your ass quicker than you can say ebin

>>127201592
What a low-class bitch.

>>127201592

that your missus?
i've slipped it the rodger.

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>mayflies and corbots at maximum shilling

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>>127201592
Jesus Christ Lord our saviour help me for I am having me some deeply IMMORAL thoughts

>>127201690
>Keyboard warrior
The fuck are you even talking about you silly twat?
Leave brit/pol/ and pore over your "unbiased" polls. Come the election you'll see how right I was, Labour are going to get fucking reamed.

>>127198135
Fucking top kek

>>127201704

What are you going to do? You'll end up like Ukraine with more of your territory taken by Russia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyCD3LqfbJ8

>>127201829
>>127201930
Russia has their own problems and Crimea costs them more than they get in return. They can't invade us and you can't defeat whole mainland Europe. Reminder, Germany sells you a lot of guns and military technology. If they stop selling you them, you're helpless.

>>127201592

What father let's their daughter go out dressed like that? Honestly if I ever have a daughter I don't think my heart could take it.

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>>127201801
>Goes to rally in memory of families blown up by Islamic terrorism wearing burqqa that supports violent Islamic terrorism
Top KEK

Islam is pretty based I guess

>>127200423
1. false
2. I work to write a piece of great art, you work to build a bench under an oak tree. we sit together and contemplate the stupidity of 'the 5 best (??) sentences
3. The government cannot take from anybody anything that did not always already belong to the nation
4. Sure, not sure that's what anyone is suggesting
5. you are describing women

i feel as though most people have lost their sense of the aesthetics in their lives. You are alive on earth for a very brief time; why not see what can be achieved when a nation deploys its potential for its own benefit, instead of getting tricked by jews into working a 0hr contract at a call centre where you try to get the elderly and demented to remortgage their homes.

>>127201978

Yeah a massive port on the black sea is a real unworthy thing to have.

>>127201844

Implying you wouldn't take advantage of her clear social anxiety.

>>127202006
"based" does not just mean obnoxious and in public

>>127201978
The whole reason you haven't joined NATO and yet shovel your sheckles to them regardless is fear of Vlad.

>>127201979
stop supporting the patriarchy she is free to make her own choices and if she fucks a guy at a club it's HIS fault

>>127201978

The police could just another arms manufacturer within a few days. Most of the stuff the army uses is British or American.

Fuck its so hot. Slept like 3 hours a night for the past 5 days now. Someone kill me please. I cant go on like this

>>127202050
They have economic problems as we speak, they're WEAK now. US could crush them as they are now. And you're helpless too, you might as well kill yourself now because you're weak.

Just think, lads, the Tories end up being 1 MP away from a majority but they don't get it because you decided to waste your vote on a dead party.

Corbyn is now PM and Diane Abbott is our foreign secretary. Well done, lads.

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>>127201979

Are you sure it's just your heart that couldn't take it?

I don't mean to whinge but is anybody else completely sick of /pol/ at this point? There's no interesting or insightful discussion anymore, nothing in the catalog is interesting and most of the people here are underage Redditor Kekistan/The_Donald retards. I used to browse and post a lot but now I rarely do either.

IMPORTANT POLL FOR BRIT/POL

http://www.strawpoll.me/13045640

(I didn't include others since I want to see if kippers have been swayed.)

>>127201492
Look its the African Prince, posting from north east Sweden, nothing unusual there.

>>127202249
brit/pol/ isn't the same as outer/pol/ lad

>>127201813
Shame, RIP. Cousin of mine was just up the road when that Islamoprick rammed people on parliament bridge.

>>127200472
> he can't into civic national socialism
> he doesn't want to employ the great potential of this country; to come together and create great works of art and science and engineering, to live patrician lives of study, sport, art, and hard work
> he doesn't want to respect his nation and be respected by it in turn
>he feels so threatened by BME that he will literally vote to become a cockcaged economic austerity slut for Mummy Mays fuck dungeon for boys whom circumvent her internet filter.

kill yo self my man

>>127202195

Finland is the arsehole of the world please fuck off.

By the way, I've been to Helsinki, it's a poor mans Saint Petersburg full of ugly old prostitutes.

>>127202249
I don't read anything on this board outside of brit/pol/ and even that's pretty fucking shit at the moment with ebic pro-corbyn memesters, unironic momentum shills and /ptg/ tourists

Tempted to just fuck off until after the election tbqh

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>Spent four days in a Manchester hospital bed after being injured in a Mossad attack
>Spent three full days being interviewed by MSM
>Visited by Queen and PM with MSM present
>Transferred to bigger room to accommodate MSM
>Doctor released me this morning
>He said I won't die
>God Bless the NHS

enclosed is a picture of my wound.

>>127201592

Ooof, she can grab my towel-rail, if you know what I mean

>>127200658
heh ur pretty gud anon

>>127202418
Petty insults, that's what you have left. I guess you accepted your faith. Now PAY UP before this ends up being violent.

>>127202528
I think I do.

>>127202355
It's comparing cat shit to dog shit at this point. Neither are good anymore.

>>127202450
Yeah

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>>127198543
>that the Tories cannot keep us secure OR peaceful
Yeah, but Labour deliberately imported much of our problematic diversity to begin with, as a cynical strategy to buy votes and "rub the Tories faces in it" (actual quote, I forget which minister said it.) The left loves open borders and at this point doesn't even really believe in the concept of a nation state.

>>127202455
>t. packy el sulky

>2016+1
>Voting UKIP

W A S T E D V O T E

>>127202636

He means his dick I think.

Did you catch that? HIS DICK

>>127202403
You still haven't explained how you can reconcile the belief that wealth should be taken from inheritors on the basis they they didn't earn it themselves with the belief that wealth should be redistributed to people who also didn't earn it themselves

>>127196790

>Security services warned about attacker, did fuck all
>Threat level raised to critical; with no parliamentary oversight
>Thousands of troops swarm the street in Operation Temperer

Smells something like Operation Gladio to manipulate public into accepting NATO involvement in Syria.

>>127202375
Aye, feels kinda black pilled to think that people will keep voting for political parties that caused this mess, and parties that would implement policies to make it more of a occurrence.

Just Pissing all over her memory desu.

>>127202455

this fucking schizo again

>>127198201
Funniest bit was the subhuman muz who started with "I did my PhD on the prevent strategy".

At that point I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at what this country has become.

>>127202249
This

I'm fucking sick of all the Seth Rich threads too

>>127202699
only vote UKIP in Tory safe seats
they won't get in but it will put a fire up the arse of the Tory MP and encourage Nuttall for the next GE

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>>127202198
I really don't care, not voting for them.

>>127202723

It's a willy m8

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WILLY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mji055aL0hU

>>127202770
If it makes you feel any better, that final black pill is very liberating.

>>127202578
North east Sweden begging again? Please gib wifes kids and drink problem to suport.

>>127202249
I haven't really left britpol in months. I have a reasonably high tolerance for Americans generally but they somehow have gotten stupider and more paranoid recently.

>>127198669
Which is the fault of a tory campaign in Libya
I can sympathise with kippers honestly, but tories are just globalist scum

>>127202699
I'm in a safe seat so anything's a wasted vote, might as well give it to the ones I actually want to vote for.

>>127202771
I've just glanced at your posts. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer are you, laddie?

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>>127202741

>>127203753

take your meds and fuck off

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>>127201105
As of the last census Greater Manchester is about 85% white, falling to about 66% white in the small but densely populated city centre district.