MEMRI TV

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>>127183394
Don't have any. Bump anyway.

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(((MEMRI)))

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>>127183394
contributing

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>>127183394

>>127183984
What did he mean by this?

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>>127183736

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>>127183394
https://vid.me/S5hj

How accurate are these translations?

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>>127183394
bump

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>>127183394
8/10
OP isn't a fag

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>this entire thread

>>127184606
What's really funny with MemriTV is when you realize it's just the perfect resume, a microcosm, of islam and muslims as a whole.

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>>127183736

>>127184510
What a fucking gem!

>>127184677
Pretty much.
It's so fucked up i literally can't help but piss myself laughing because it is literally like they are joking.

>>127184809
It's a parody of a parody. It's great. It's almost like a show but it's ten times funnier because these people are real and so are their mindset.

>>127184693
more of this guy

>>127184875
Fucking oath mate.
Oi can you answer a question i've always wanted to know.
What language do you speak in Switzerland?
I mean i know you guys speak english,french and german but like what do you speak with your family and friends? Is there certain areas that speak french and others that speak german?

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I'm helping your needs OP

>>127185028
They speak schwitzerdütsch.
Its a combination of german, bavarian and french with a lot throat sounds.

>>127184774
So do turks hate the middle east and every country in the middle east hate the turks?

>>127183791
R A R E
A
R
E

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>>127184285
I love that one but the original quote is "Armenia"

I always wonder if these are real translations

Some are too good even for 4chan memes

MemriTV was created by Israeliens to include mistranslations and make fun of arabs.

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I don't even care if it's a zionist doing this, my sides are gone

>and erdogan, that watermelon seller

>>127184255
>https://vid.me/S5hj
put it on youtube

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>Not watching clips instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yshbDVmCDI

This is the best one.
Saddam killed his brother and he still defends him.

Arabs are fucking crazy.

>>127184259
I'd say they're for the most part accurate, some nuance is lost though for English speakers due to lack of knowledge of Arab culture though. It's hard to get the full effect without that context

t. Learned Arabic at DLI

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I love these guys so much

>>127185512

Saudi isnt rare you fucking newfag go back to the donald

>>127183973
kek, fucking farfour man kike plant

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Off topic but still gold

>>127184693
this guy is my muzzie hero

>>127184285

Damn the girl is a total qt

>>127185015
do these memri tv guys browse /pol/ or something?

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>>127185906
>My fucking sides

>>127185071
I can't believe it's the real translation

>>127185810
you're destorying my sides nordbro

T. This is how politics used to be before Pc culture set in in the west.

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>>127186386

>>127185906
The host of the show looks to be of Jewish descent.

>>127184104
Pretty good.

>>127185906
it's a more civil version of CNN

>>127184206
australian education folks. taught by abos.

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Hillary btfo

>>127186128
this one must always be posted

>>127186644

Kek

For real through Id take her to my car and bend her over the back of my pickup if you comprehend my implication

>>127187017
too subtle mang

Memri tv is redpilled and fucking hilarious, kind of makes me sympathetic to muslims.

>>127186279
why are they wearing bed sheets?

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>>127186386
Full thing

https://youtu.be/2FBr_-v39vg

>>127183394
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>>127185281
>>127187666
>>127187488

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_Xmip4jHFw

omg

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>>127183984
That is fucking amazing

>>127184036
An absolute gem. My favorite MEMRI cap

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>>127184036
fixed this

is there an online generator for this?

>>127184577
at least they are honest

>>127187725
How can he slap?

>>127183394
You have to give it to muslims, they are pretty dumb, but at least they are honest.
Id prefer a robber to walk into my home and forcefully take my possessions, than for a robber to exploit my hospitality and steal behind my back, aka the jew.

>>127186135
madman

>>127184817
I'm dying over here

>>127185406
Arabs hate everything that isn't Arab. But Turks still have that whole we wiz ottomans thing going on and for centuries the ottomans basically owned the Middle East, including Mecca and Medina. There's plenty of pent up hate to go around. Consider that if it weren't for oil, all these gulf Arab states would still be in the same

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>>127183394

this thread is proof we could all live in peace with the muslims, if we would just get rid of the jews, and leave the middle east alone and send the shitskins here there.

>>127184693
Oh that's getting saved

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>>127188445

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>>127186128
Every time.

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>>127188441
Underrated

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>>127185137
i wish we would have
the face of the guy is priceless though. he seems genuinly happy when thinking about burning jews

>>127183394
>once had an interview to work at MEMRI's office in D.C.
>he job the interviewer described was so horrible, I withdrew my application on the spot
Their office is a dump, too. But they do good work.

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Clinton BTFO

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>>127183973

>>127183667
>>127183791
>>127184036
>>127184145
>>127184693

wtf I love Muslims now !

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Oldie but a goldie

>>127185906
That ia actually a bit scary and sad to watch.
Kind of a stockholm syndrom towards totalitarianism after everything after it has went to shit.

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>>127187807
>Profits would triple

>>127188825

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>>127189281

>>127189167
Top kek
Those are almost too good to be true

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>>127189330

>>127186644
Subtle.

>>127184255
The Aristotle quote doesn't have a citation to back it up. Seriously, research it. The point still stands, but Aristotle didn't claim it. Tolerating decadence of the original culture and apathy towards the founding fathers will lead to the demise of the original people, every time.

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>>127189366

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>>127189406

>>127189360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHkLzJiMYkA

It's russian and real.

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>>127189481

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>>127189532

>>127189330
i like how he says "a satan". it shows he knows the actual origin of the word

>>127188999
You think that but family units in the middle east aren't the same as over here. They'll say they have "strong family ties" but it's more in a mafia sense. Middle Eastern countries have the highest fratricide rate in the world.

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>>127189707

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>This thread

>>127183984
He's right you know.

>>127189406
Can anyone refute this?
Islam is seeming more intelligent with each post

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>>127189522
>I don't remember the designers name, but anyway, nobody cares anymore

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>>127190245
Glad to prove you right

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>>127187865
>Islamic interpretations of classical mechanics
If they only contained their fuckery to their own nations then they would be a constant source of comedy gold!

>>127184287
>muslim intellectuals

>>127184462
love this one, oh the irony

>>127186273
No man farfur defended his land to the vary end he even dies for it. He is a true hero.

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>>127190245
I agree

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>>127190245

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>>127190176
>The atmosphere does not have mass
>The mass that is the atmosphere does not have the momentum of the Earth's rotation behind it
>Airplanes can stop in midair

>>127184671
Creative.

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>memri thread

my day is now complete

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>>127190643
It's simple science

>>127183984
ROUND EARTHERS BTFO

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>>127184693
This is very offensive. I will have to report this to the thought police.

>>127190767
KEK

isis footage is kino

>>127190587
Well he's right

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>>127190643
Don't nibble the hook

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>>127190767

>>127186770
amerifats are now reversing their own insults. This must stop

>>127190767
K E K

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>>127190774

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>>127183394

>>127186128
The original says "leaf" tho.

By the way, i am an arab and i teach arabic in the university of jordan

and most of these pictures have fake translation, im sorry to tell you

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>>127183736
>>127184693

>>127186937
Damn, Jimmy Kimmel's fucking savage.

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>>127191329
I think this sums up muslims pretty good desu

>>127191490
which ones are real?

>>127190767
i guess technically that is a part of the plane though

>>127191684
send me ones and i will tell u if its fake or true

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>implying memriTV isn't funded by israel to portray muslims as far more antisemetic than they really are

it is known

>>127191490
well, duh

>>127183973
literally one of the top 3 moments on TV ever , sopranos\six feet under level stuff.

>>127191979
No, we really are this """"antisemetic"""" but i would rather call it anti-kike and anti-evil

>>127191979
It's a shame really. If only all muslims were this antisemetic.

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>>127192110

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>>127190536

He was killed by a fucking NIGGER kike, RIP FARFOUR

>>127183984
This...this makes some sense to me.

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>>127192144
Whats this about?

>>127191979
the only arab I had as friend was antisemitic
they really are like that

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>>127192354

>>127191550
>brazil is the land of the she-man
Holy shit, they know.

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>>127192354
Then your high-school physics teacher failed you

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lots of rare memri's in this thread, mashallah

>>127192354
>american education

>>127191490
>arabic intellectuals

>>127192504
All north africans i know hates jews, niggers and whites.

>>127192381
>will smith asked me about about egyptian civilization

Btw stop posting shit like this, the shitty arabic triggers me, no harakat, im so fucking triggered

>>127184677
It's eve funnier because if you take the "allahs" and very little more, they sound like /pol/tards.

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>>127192670
>>127192674
hivemind

>>127184287
Cant argue with that

>>127192686
yeah they really hate blacks too

>>127192674
>can translate
>intellectual

>>127193056
we didn't responded to the same guy Nigel

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>>127193056
Overbite

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>>127193086
is this a joke?, the niggers and arabs in france are literally of the same yolk.

>>127191536
Underated, have a YOUUUU

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>>127191939
Please tell me that this is well translated

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>>127192962
just as i said in >>127188441

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>>127193142
You also missed the point my friend. Allow me to explain.
>believing any translation in this thread

>>127193494
in italy they hate each other, north africans are very racist

>>127183984
>Muslim intellectuals

>>127193583
sorry bro, fake

>>127193494
search "beurettes a khlel" and you will get it
Arabs hate niggers because they take out their women kek

>>127194034
what does he says IRL ?

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MEMRI TV is owned by ZIONISTS, they want to paint the Mid East in a bad light.

>After some digging, Whitaker discovered that the founder, president and owner of Memri’s website turned out to be none other than one Yigal Carmon, an ex-colonel in the Israeli military intelligence services. Colonel Carmon also served as an advisor to two Israeli prime ministers.

https://electronicintifada.net/content/time-expose-israeli-propaganda-network/9411

>>127194087
>one guys twitter page

have you ever been to Paris or Marseille m8?

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Kek

>>127183394
>they want to paint the Mid East in a bad light.

the middle east is a shithole anyway

>>127194995
I lived with them retarded inbred traitor of the european continent
they hate themselves but they seem "united" only against whitey

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Extra rare memri incoming

>>127190643
What if an airplane could stop in midair? The Earth would turn below it and it could travel at VERY hihg speed.

>>127194981
Can't you see? Memri TV being a Jewish operation totally vindicates these Arabs. The humor just works on a meta level

>>127183984
>>127184206
>>127187865
>>127193957
He's right though. If you could hold a plane "stationary" in mid air against the atmospheric wind China would eventually come to it. Stationary is a relative position which we can use as, say, if the plane tracked the same orbit as the earth around the sun.

>>127183984
>islamic physics

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>>127185141
This one HAS to be a joke.

>>127190643
Not that it matters how since it's a hypothetical question but like you said, it would have to fly against the atmosphere which would provide it with lift.

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Wait. So this is an actual TV station in arabic or something? I thought this shit was just a meme hating on leafs that someone shooped.

This shit is gold.

>>127195995
Its from multiple tv stations translated by one group

You know, at least the muslims are trying. Not like our media.

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>>127183394

I'd prefer watching the video, it gets boring looking at pictures.

>>127195995
>>127196065
The group is Zionist by the way, to make muslims look more barbaric and stupid.

>>127194210
What happened?! Was he turned over to the Jews!?

>>127196163
>memri tv political graph
/thread

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>>127193624

This strawman applies more to r/The_Donald than /pol/. I'm against Islam in Europe, along with any other foreign culture or influence. If it weren't for the fact that Wahhabi retards were being duped by Israel and Saudi Arabia into attacking and flooding the West then I would consider the Muslims to be some of our greatest allies. An alliance between a Fascist Europe and a Ba'athist Middle-East is were the future lies.

>>127189710
I don't know if there are articles in Arab language. Maybe he just said "satan in human form", and the article was added later.

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>>127195465
>inbred traitor of the european continent
>i lived with them

choose one you baguette eating surrender monkey

>>127196276
>to make muslims look more barbaric and stupid.

As if they needed it kek

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>>127196276
Frankly, Memri just makes me like Muslims.

>>127196332
i still dont know if these are fake translations or there genuinly treu.

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>>127189167
fucking savage

>>127196613
>an insult against a Brit
>a fact explaining why I know more about my local fauna than you
I pick two eternal backstabber

>>127184693
>>127191520

>Mr. Krabs is a jew

It all makes sense now...

>>127194981
>in a bad light
Wait, all this is doing is make /pol/ love muslims more since they happen to have a lot of viewpoints in common. Who is the target?

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You sir are a retard of the highest caliber, or just french, i cant decide.

>backstabber
>has the UK to thank for you not shitposting in German

>>127183984
Wait how is he not right?

>>127187666
Well, I can't really disagree with this.

>>127184285
>>127184375
This lady doing the interviews is cute as fuck. Anybody got a name?

>>127192354
That's because it does actually make sense.
That's how China comes to the Sun every day.

>>127197550
no name but heres her getting slapped the fuck up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFsqYVfjAT8

>>127196683
Probably a few of both, mostly fake

>>127194210
>>127196330

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2evDvaa25U

Find out next time, on JiHad's Bizarre Adventure

>>127195275
So this is islamic feminism I guess

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arabs girls are pretty qt

if only they were the 100% of the refugees

>>127196613
Edgy

>>127184677
Then you notice that they have televisions and phones and they are like us, but in morals and ethics they are so alien that it makes you wonder how can you live in the same planet with these beings, like it's actually fucking scary man, their perception of reality is completely different in that desert

>>127185071
I am okay with Islam winning if this becomes national television

>>127186570
What I can't believe is that leftists look at this, and go "these are reasonable people who's wishes we should take into account" and then want to lock up their countrymen for not voting leftist.

>>127185141
Miss good morals is actually a legit thing.

>>127198190
Speak for yourself, newfag. Memri tv is redpilled.

>>127198438
Wrong post or common core?

>>127184403
Lmfao spongebob-islamic discussions

>>127197525
Why do we still have that silly singing contest, anyway? It's nothing more than an annually orchestrated national embarrassment.

>>127191979
Actually we are worse than that

>>127198924
The same reason we still have the EU

>>127198438
>>127198620
Common core it is then
>American education

>>127191782
No, technically it is NOT part of the plane. But practically, it is.

>>127194981
You know, it's worrying how Shadman only learned proper anatomy when he ditched all pretense of not being a horrible human being.

>>127199033
The elite doing things with zero popular support and then claiming it's what we all wanted all along?

>>127199203
Nice ad hominem you dum dum, would you like to make an argument?

>>127200180
No need for an argument, I already posted the facts
Where are your arguments?

>>127184287
>people die when they are killed

Reminder that <<<MemriTv>>> was founded by a kike.

>>127200300
Memri TV
>"antisemetic"
>strong desire to give commies free helicopter rides
>considers Michelle Obango to actually be an indentured servant
>hates degeneracy

You
>are a faggot
>a literal moron
>have to go back

>>127200966
Hmm no sweetie, I don't remember posting that, can you show me where in the post I call memri bad?

>>127187725
holy shit those comments, what the fuck is wrong with these israel cocksuckers

>>127197507
he is. It' just that it doesn't make any difference. The plane would just have to overcome its inertia and not get dragged on with the atmosphere.

>>127197270

He's not wrong. Retarded protestants here in the states constantly shill for Israel.

>>127191490
Sorry to tell you , you are the abominable spawn of israeli semen.

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>>127188199
Underappreciated poost

>>127201097
>sweetie

As the burger told you:

You have to go back.

>>127201097
I never said that you said that, which you would know if you read what I wrote.
>>127198190
>in morals and ethics they are so alien that it makes you wonder how can you live in the same planet with these beings, like it's actually fucking scary man
Like I said, you must be new. Also you should know that you are a pussy.